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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 4: What is it? Okay?

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Speaker 3: So I really just absolutely despise my partner's mustache. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Like I am twenty five percent less attracted to him.

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Speaker 4: Oh quantified.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot though. So do you do tell him

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Speaker 2: to just get rid of it?

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Speaker 3: Well, he's kind of the person that would like do

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Speaker 3: the opposite.

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Speaker 2: As to get rid of it.

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Speaker 3: Correct.

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Speaker 2: Does he ever sleep?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I have very much thought about it.

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Speaker 3: I have thought about just getting out the razor sleep.

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Speaker 3: But no, no, he's kind of a light sleeper, so

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Speaker 3: I'm not really sure how that would work.

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Speaker 2: Well, is a manager is a thing? What's making pass?

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Speaker 2: And then call us back and tell us that's your

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret? He doesn't know it was me. How

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So a few years ago, when I was nineteen, I

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Speaker 1: used to like drink water, a lot of water before

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Speaker 1: I went to bed so I could wake up early

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Speaker 1: and play video games. So one night I did that,

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Speaker 1: and I woke up early in the morning to go

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Speaker 1: play video games.

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Speaker 4: But I had serious morning okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So I went to the restroom and I needed to

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Speaker 1: lean down, so I put all my weight on the

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Speaker 1: toilet paper roll hanger and it's kind of like nailed

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Speaker 1: through the wall, but it broke through my weight and

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Speaker 1: I face planted in terms of the toilet stool almost broke.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I was bleeding everywhere and I had to go, like,

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Speaker 1: wake up my mom.

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Speaker 2: That's an awkward conversation.

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Speaker 4: She died laughing, but she's like, what's wrong.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to see? Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But luckily I didn't break my teeth or anything. I

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Speaker 1: kind of like messed up like the inside of my lip,

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Speaker 1: but it's mostly healed now.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I do have a question, though, Why do you drink

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Speaker 2: a lot of water before you play video games in

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Speaker 2: the morning.

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Speaker 1: I drank it like before I went to bed. I

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Speaker 1: was addicted to video games, so I drank it before

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Speaker 1: I went to bed. So wake me up like a

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Speaker 1: natural alarm clock.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, it's actually so funny.

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Speaker 4: I don't do that anymore, but it was like when

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Speaker 4: I was younger.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: Oh, no problem.

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Speaker 2: That's pride. What's your dirty little secret,