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Speaker 1: Yes, this is the Iron Rapport Podcast, and this is

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Speaker 1: Michael Rapp War and we're coming at you live from

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Speaker 1: the Gloom Tomb with yet another edition of the Iron

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Speaker 1: Rapp Report Podcast. I don't even know where to start,

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Speaker 1: but I guess I'll just I'll just jump into it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the big thing of the week, of the

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Speaker 1: month of the year, monumental marriage, gay marriage, gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian marriage. I don't know, if you gotta be you

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Speaker 1: gotta be careful. He's gay and lesbian marriage. Gay men

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Speaker 1: lesbian women have been uh given the right to be

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Speaker 1: married in all fifty states across the United States. Uh

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Speaker 1: And uh, of course that was a big deal, the

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court rule, and big fucking deal. Love winds. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. There's all kind of hashtags. Love wins, love wins.

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Speaker 1: It's great, it's fantastic. I'm all for it. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a shit. You want to get married, knock yourself out, Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I'm in Los Angeles. Uh. And and obviously there's

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Speaker 1: a strong as there should be a strong gay presence

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Speaker 1: West Hollywood. Uh, you know, in specifically in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: is a is a is a predominantly gay neighborhood. It's famous.

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Speaker 1: It's worldwide, like the Iron Rap Corps podcast. And since

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Speaker 1: they announced the law, since they've been given the go

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Speaker 1: ahead to get married, there's been gay pride parades. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to fund these guys and girls. They

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Speaker 1: organized parties better than any fucking body else. I mean,

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Speaker 1: was this planned? Was this just happenstance that the the gay,

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Speaker 1: gays and lesbians were given the right to get married,

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Speaker 1: and then the next day, boom, there's national fucking parties nationwide,

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Speaker 1: every state Gay Pride today? It was that? Was it?

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Speaker 1: Was it? Gay Pride? It seems like every week there's

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Speaker 1: some sort of gay pride. Like the week before there

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Speaker 1: was transgender There was a fucking parade here in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: the transgender Parade, and then this week there's the game.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's fucking listen if I if you ever

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Speaker 1: need to organize a party or something, the gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian community do it better than anybody. And I'm all

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Speaker 1: for everybody getting married, but but I'm driving around here.

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Speaker 1: It usually takes me six minutes to get to my

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Speaker 1: because these motherfucker's are It's like Marty Grass out there.

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Speaker 1: It's like the fucking Thanksgiving Day parade in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the day. Motherfucker's are walking around and thongs and

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Speaker 1: g strings they got like barretts, and and there's floats

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Speaker 1: out there. Yourself a favor, Get the funk off the streets,

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Speaker 1: go get married. I don't give a funk. I'm happy

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Speaker 1: that the gay and lesbian community across the world in

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Speaker 1: the United States is allowed to get married. That's great,

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Speaker 1: But can I just want to get a fucking coffee. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go to church, go to temple, go to wherever the

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Speaker 1: funk you want to go to, get married, and get

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Speaker 1: the funk off the streets because your cars in traffic

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Speaker 1: and and and and and you're disrupting my day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do your thing. Get married. I'm happy for you. I

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Speaker 1: support it, but I mean, you're clogging traffic up. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's it's specific. They just boom,

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Speaker 1: snap their fingers and in there out in the streets,

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Speaker 1: partying and and going fucking nuts. And I've never seen

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Speaker 1: so much traffic during the middle of a day. I

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Speaker 1: there's always parties that I'm not invited to. I don't

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Speaker 1: to deal with all the traffic. So that's what's going

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Speaker 1: on in Los Angeles. But you know, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: With gay marriage being legalized, We're gonna start having gay

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Speaker 1: and lesbian divorce, gay and lesbian alimony, and gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian child support. Okay, and you guys are gonna start

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Speaker 1: to realize that maybe you're gonna start being like, fucking shit,

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Speaker 1: I wish they never legalized this ship. Everything was just fine,

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Speaker 1: and now you're gonna start to realize, like, oh, why

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Speaker 1: these are the terms that the game lesbian community. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna start to start to appreciate, why did I marry

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Speaker 1: this bitch? Why did I marry this coxsucker? My ex wife,

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Speaker 1: my ex husband, my crazy ex husband. I I alimony,

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Speaker 1: learned that fucking word. Learn it and and and and

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Speaker 1: celebrate it. Own that ship. Alimony, child support, gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian child support. This ship is gonna become a reality.

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Speaker 1: You want to get married, You want to get it. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Are they gonna keep separate stats for that? How's that

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Speaker 1: one this week? But nah, listen, we're all human, We're

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Speaker 1: all the same. Love doesn't always win, Love doesn't always last, okay,

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Speaker 1: will also come to a harsh reality, okay, because you'll

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Speaker 1: It happens. It happens to the straight community all the time.

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Speaker 1: You marry people, and you uh, you know, you marry

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Speaker 1: the wrong people, and the next thing you know, you're

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Speaker 1: that person is. Not that this has happened to me, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I read, I know things, I got friends,

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Speaker 1: but welcome to the club. Congratulations and uh obviously uh

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Speaker 1: President of Barack Obama. I feel like President of Barack

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Speaker 1: Obama is going out on his shield. I feel like

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Speaker 1: he's going to be the president that everyone imagined he

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Speaker 1: He went on the Mark Marin What the Funk? Podcast

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Speaker 1: and he said the N word, And people are all

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Speaker 1: say it? And should he not say Why shouldn't he

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Speaker 1: Why is the N word called the N word? Why

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Speaker 1: I'm calling it the N word because if you say it,

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Speaker 1: it could be taken the wrong way. And then you

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Speaker 1: big controversy when uh the president said it, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's offensive. Should he have not said it? I'm glad

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Speaker 1: And they're on there like yo, on their ship, on

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Speaker 1: all the details in history, in the in the innuendos,

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Speaker 1: They have the fucking flag up. You know what they're about.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. If you make them take

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Speaker 1: Race in this country is so fucking crazy right now.

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Speaker 1: speaking this morning. I'm hopped up. I gotta Snapple right here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my Snapple life, my my Snapple love it? It doesn't

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Speaker 1: just kicked to the curb. Once again. It's sign wrap

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Speaker 1: more podcast crazy ship. You get the Wiga please? Yes,

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Speaker 1: and you know we're keeping up eyes opening for them

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Speaker 1: people while and now Wiga please is what we're screaming. Shot,

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Speaker 1: you better act right, but we put your ship on last.

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Speaker 1: Do yourself a favor to try to have a little

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Speaker 1: class because like rappid where they're having it. So save

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Speaker 1: your cool, you get wickapletes. If you act in a fool,

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Speaker 1: wiga please. If you act into old ignorance, you get

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Speaker 1: a wigham please. If you're listen to this ship, you

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Speaker 1: get a wig plea. And if you do something stupid,

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Speaker 1: you getting wiga please? What the what the fund is

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Speaker 1: with you? All right? So here's my wiga please. Segment

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Speaker 1: of the week. So apparently Rose McGowan actress, uh, famous for.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what she's most I think she was

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Speaker 1: in she was in screen, very very beautiful, beautiful actress,

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Speaker 1: uh in her prime, uh, you know, popular pop culture actress.

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Speaker 1: She of course dated Faith. I think the thing that

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Speaker 1: Rose McGowan is is most famous for is dating Marilyn

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Speaker 1: Manson and showing up to the MTV Awards pretty much

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Speaker 1: butass naked. I'm not sure when this was. It feels

431
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Speaker 1: like it was in the late nineties. It could have

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Speaker 1: been the early two thousand's, but she showed up. She

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Speaker 1: was with that freak show Marilyn Manson, who you know,

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Speaker 1: he was a big deal. He showed up in clown

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Speaker 1: makeup and he was like, you know, say and uh

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Speaker 1: you know he was you know, blood and he was

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Speaker 1: a real shock. He was kind of like a shocking musician.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where the funk he is now. I

439
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: never liked him. I saw them out once a couple

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00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: of times, him and in her he had on the

441
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: clown makeup and they're looking at me crazy like, I

442
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: don't know what. Who the funk knows? I don't know,

443
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: but uh, Mary, they were dating and she she showed

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Speaker 1: up and uh, some kind of fucking beated thing, ass

445
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 1: out but assid naked except for covered in some sort

446
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Speaker 1: of beated thing. Beautiful actress, beautiful. I met her a

447
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: couple of times in passing. Apparently she was, you know,

448
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: raised in an Italian commune. I don't know. She's very eccentric,

449
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: good actress. Uh. This week she complained of sexism in

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Speaker 1: Hollywood because of guests. She was called into audition for

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Speaker 1: an Adam Sandler movie. Now I'm just going on this

452
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Speaker 1: allegedly because I don't want to be sued by no

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Speaker 1: other actress. You know, it's not a good look. But

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Speaker 1: allegedly she had been called in to read I think

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Speaker 1: for an Adam Standler movie, and and during the audition, Uh,

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Speaker 1: they you know they would when they're they're sending you

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Speaker 1: to go into audition. They'll be like, Okay, here's the script,

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Speaker 1: show up at this time, and and sometimes they might say,

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Speaker 1: you know, bring this, bring that. So I guess for

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Speaker 1: her audition for this alleged Adam Sandler movie, they said

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Speaker 1: we're a push up bra and she went on Twitter

462
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: and she's saying that that's sexist. Now, now remind you

463
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Speaker 1: that this is the same Rose McGowan who showed up

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Speaker 1: pretty much buttass naked to the v m A Awards.

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Speaker 1: Now here's how it works in Hollywood and show business.

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Speaker 1: When you when you get called in for auditions. Let's

467
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Speaker 1: say you're coming in for an addition to play a clown, literally,

468
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Speaker 1: not the kind of like clown like Marilyn Manson with

469
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Speaker 1: the clown makeup, like an actual clown, like a Wringling

470
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Speaker 1: Brother's clown. They might say, hey, Michael, come in, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, with a clown wig, and if you could

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Speaker 1: do any clown tricks, bring your juggling balls, or can

473
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Speaker 1: you do a unicycle or let's say they were saying, um,

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Speaker 1: you're you're, you're or for magic, Mike. Here's a perfect example. Now,

475
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,239
Speaker 1: now i I'll go to go into my magic Mike

476
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: story at another time, because the fact that I wasn't

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Speaker 1: in Magic Mike it kind of hurts me. But the

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Speaker 1: the the the they would say for the audition for

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Speaker 1: Magic Mike, they were, they'll they'll tell the actors guarantee

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Speaker 1: come in and be prepared to take your shirt off,

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Speaker 1: because they don't want no motherfucker's in Magic Mike who

482
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Speaker 1: aren't ripped, who aren't shredded, who earned about that six

483
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Speaker 1: pack life. They don't want fucking guys with dad bods

484
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: like myself to come in for Magic Mike. So they

485
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: might say, hey, Mike me Mike rapport, you want to

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Speaker 1: audition for Magic Mike because no one sees that you're

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Speaker 1: right for the part. I'd be like, but I feel

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Speaker 1: like I should be in Magic Mike. They go, that's

489
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: great that you feel like you should be in Magic Mike.

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00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: It's it's probably not gonna happen, but if you want

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Speaker 1: to come in an audition, be prepared to, uh, come

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Speaker 1: in and show your banana hammock and and and and

493
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: and take out your loaf in your banana hammock and

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Speaker 1: and dance for these motherfucker's. And if I'm prepared to

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Speaker 1: do that, like the other actors. I guarantee you they

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Speaker 1: had to do that. You gotta come in there and

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00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: and be able to fucking take your loaf out, showing

498
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: what you got, show them your dance moves and do

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00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: you do the damn thing. So Rose McGowan is now

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Speaker 1: saying that she feels that it's sexist that they asked

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00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: her to wear a push up bra. Again, this is

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00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: the same Rose McGowan who showed up to the VMAs

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Speaker 1: with no brawl with the young supple supple titties and

504
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: and and the ask game on fleek, uh, you know,

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00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: with Marilyn Manson all gacked up and shocked, you know,

506
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: ready to shock the world. And those pictures are still

507
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like you know, famous of her

508
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: and Marilyn Manson Duke was wearing a leopard skin coat

509
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: and some other bullshit he was wearing and and she

510
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Speaker 1: did that with no problem. And and I I feel like,

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Speaker 1: Rose McGown, you get you get a wig of please

512
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: because you know, you know the game, you know the

513
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: fucking deal you and it's not like, well, it's sexism

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00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: if you do it on your own, No, it's it's

515
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: not sexist if you show up on your own. But

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Speaker 1: it is sexist if they're telling you to come into

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Speaker 1: wear a push up. No. If the part requires you

518
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: to have big titties and the part requires you to

519
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: look sexy, it's your choice whether you come in with

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Speaker 1: the bra or not. When the dudes came in from

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Speaker 1: Magic Mike rest Ashore, they showed their asses, They showed

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Speaker 1: their fucking abs, They showed their whole bodies without getting

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00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: bass naked. They took out their packages, they took out

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00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 1: their their their banana hammocks. They showed their loaf game

525
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: for to get those parts in those movies. If you're

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Speaker 1: if you're playing a Western, I was gonna do a Western.

527
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: At one point, Can you ride a horse? No, I

528
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: can't ride a fucking horse. Can you shoot a gun? Yes,

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00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: I could shoot a gun. Will you show us that

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00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: you could do this? Yes? You're gonna audition for a

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Speaker 1: hockey player? Can you fucking skate? Motherfucker? Yes? Okay, well

532
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a skating When I auditioned for white men,

533
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: can't jump before you even read, before you even read

534
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: the scenes, before you even read the lines. They had

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00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: all the actors. It was me Woody Harrelson, every single

536
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: actor in town, Tim Hutton, Matt Dillon I think was there.

537
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: Every fucking actor in the world was trying to be in.

538
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: White man can't jump, White guys, black guys, everyone. All

539
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: of us were at the y m c A for

540
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks playing ball before you even read

541
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: a line. If you couldn't play ball, you weren't even

542
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: gonna get an audition. It's just the way it works

543
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. So, Rose mcgowand for you to say it's

544
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: sexist for them to come and tell you to wear

545
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: a push up bro for and Adam Sandler movie, and

546
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: you to get on the internet and blow them up.

547
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: You at a motherfucking wigga. Please, you know the fucking deal.

548
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: That's not sexist. They want to see what your ship

549
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: looks like. I don't think that's sexist. That's show business.

550
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: Like what is it called if they tell you to

551
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: ice skate if you're playing a hockey player, or if

552
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: you're playing a figure skater, if you're if you're playing

553
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: Mary lou Rette, if they if they told you to

554
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: come in an audition for Mary lou Rette and Rose

555
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: McGowan and they say, can you do a motherfucking backflip?

556
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: Is that sexist? What's that called? Then? What's the term

557
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: for that? So you get a wiga please. I don't

558
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: like that bullshit. Especially I don't like the bullshit because

559
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: the fact that your whole ship was your sex appeal.

560
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: And now I don't know what kind of you know,

561
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: middle aged ship you're going through or what you're questioning

562
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: and all, and I know, like you're being a bully.

563
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm not being a bully. It's just in the political correctness.

564
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: If you like, everybody's like, you know, like you know,

565
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: feminism and and sexism and and and you know, it's

566
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: like and then everybody uses that as a weapon. It's

567
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: bull shit. The ship is bullshit. So you get a

568
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: wiga please. And Marilyn Manson, you get a wig of please,

569
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: just for being Marilyn Manson, because I never liked you

570
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: and you're weirdo shit and and your your wig and

571
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: your motherfucking fake I and all that, all the dumb

572
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: ship in the and the and the your whole pedigree

573
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: is whacked to me. It's always been whacked to me.

574
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what the where'd you go? What the

575
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: fund is your deal? That ship was so nineties, like

576
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: your whole thing in the blood and I remember you

577
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: had a couple of songs. I was like, oh, ship,

578
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: this are is all right. But other than that, I

579
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: just your whole style and I'm not with it. I'm

580
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: not impressed by it. You don't freak me out. You're

581
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: not putting any voodoo on me. You're not putting any

582
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: spells on me. I'm not worried about you being connected

583
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: to Satan. There any of that ship. I fear you none. Secondly,

584
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: this week it is revealed there's been I don't know,

585
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: there's been scientific studies that han this is funny because

586
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: this this brings us back to the hipster elite. But

587
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: it's been studies showing that if you wear your skinny

588
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: jeans too tight, you could be fucking your whole thing up.

589
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: You could be you could be jeopardizing your dick game.

590
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: You could be you could be fucking around with the

591
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: nerves in your legs. This is true. Look on the internet.

592
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: Look on the internet. But the hipsters who wear these

593
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: skinny jeans, you could you're you're working with your nerve damages,

594
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: nerve damage in your legs and all this ship. But

595
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: but this brings me to the the the hipster elite,

596
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: who are also connected to the politically correct police. You

597
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: get a wiga please for wearing your jeans too tight.

598
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: We've been saying this. The Iron Wrap por podcast is

599
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: not a proponent. We don't we don't support that ship,

600
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: the tight jeans, okay, and these athletes that are walking

601
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: around with your tight jeans, yo, you need to you

602
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: need to get your ship a little little looser because

603
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna fuck your low full, all right, because when

604
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: it's time to make babies, your dick's not gonna work

605
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: because you're wearing your jeans too tight. All right. So

606
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: the the this is this a general wiga please that

607
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: goes to all motherfucker's who are wearing the gene the

608
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: genes who tight. You get a strong wigga please. And finally,

609
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: the third wigga please of the week goes to Larry

610
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: Nance Jr. You dumb fuck you Larry Nance Jr. Who

611
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 1: is Larry Nance Son. Larry Nance was a former NBA

612
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: basketball player. A great basketball player, he actually uh came

613
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: to fame. His most famous moment as an NBA player

614
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: was he beat Dr J in a slam dunk contest

615
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: and I never ever liked him. I mean, I love

616
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: the way he dunk, but the fact that he beat

617
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: Dr J and I think it was eighty three and

618
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 1: the slam dunk contest and he deserved it. Doc missed

619
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: the dunk and he he wind up winning. Doc was

620
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: my guy. Maybe it was four. I don't know. We

621
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Speaker 1: don't fact check. If you never listen to the Iron

622
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: Rapport podcast, you will you will know, you will learn quickly.

623
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: We do not fact check anything, alright, So everything that

624
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that that's wrong. I'm not surprised, Okay,

625
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: se of the things that we say here at the

626
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: Iron Rappor podcast, we say that off the top. We

627
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: could be saying ship all wrong, saying your name wrong, dates, details, specifics,

628
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Speaker 1: who the fuck knows? Who cares? Who cares? I'm not

629
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: working with a computer here, there's no there's no computer.

630
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: There's no phone in this room. I'm going raw dog

631
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: without a bag. Okay, I'm flying solo in here, raw

632
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: dog without a bag. But Larry Nance Jr. Who was

633
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: drafted uh in the first or second round? Uh? Who

634
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: knows by the Los Angeles Lakers this week he's a

635
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 1: basketball player. Larry Nance Son play Wyoming. This fucking guy.

636
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: Uh made a tweet. This is why this fucking twitter.

637
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: I hope I haven't tweeted myself into a corner one

638
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: day because I I say some ship on there, but

639
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: I try not to keep it. I try to keep

640
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: it fun, funky, but I try not to cross the line.

641
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: But Larry Nance Jr. It was discovered in two thousand

642
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: and twelve or two thousand and thirteen, he made a

643
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: tweet about Kobe Bryant saying, uh, something to the effective

644
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: I hope this is This is not a full quote,

645
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: This is an iron wrap port quote, so it might

646
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: not be spot on, but he said something to the

647
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: effect of about Kobe Bryant. I hope Kobe Bryant could

648
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: keep his hands to himself. And Denver tonight hashtag rapist.

649
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: You're fucking dummy, You dumb fuck, Larry Nance Jr. You

650
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: dumb fuck. And now he got drafted by the Los

651
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: Angeles Lakers, and then Kobe Bryant of course plays for

652
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles Lakers, and it's it's it's not a

653
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: secret that Kobe Bryant is is tough in terms of

654
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: like if you play with him, he's gonna expect you

655
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: to be a tough, hard nosed, hard working player. And

656
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: now Larry Nance Jr. You fuck you your big mouth,

657
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: fuck your big big mouth tweeter. Fuck You're gonna have

658
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: to show up at training camp and go up against

659
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant. And I would pay money to see that

660
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: first week of practice. When when Kobe, when when when

661
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: you get the ball out on the wing and Kobe

662
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: Bryant is approaching you to guard you. I would pay

663
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: money to see that first week because Kobe Bryant. Now,

664
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: apparently Kobe Bryant said, you know, it's water under the bridge,

665
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: forgive and forget, and and that's because he's Kobe Bryant.

666
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: He's smart. But if you think that that's he's not

667
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: gonna try to kick his fucking ass in practice to

668
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: humiliate him, to push him to bust his ass on

669
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: the basketball court the first week of practice, you are

670
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: crazy because he would have done that anyway, just because

671
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: it's a rookie. And that's just the way Kobe Bryant is.

672
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna see what you're made of. But the fact

673
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: that you sent out that tweet, and I know you

674
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: were nineteen, and god knows I did dumb ship when

675
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: I was nineteen, but that you should have known better.

676
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: You're trying to get in the NBA, Larry Nance Jr.

677
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: You dumb fuck you. You you get a wiga please?

678
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: And and fourth, my my wigga please fourth and and

679
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna have to ill o him

680
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: because we're we're we're coining the phrase, the term, the

681
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: hashtag I llowing because we went viral. The Danny Llo

682
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: New York Knicks first round uh draft pick response went viral.

683
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm happy to say it was one of the prouder

684
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: moments of my professional career. Uh. But the the that

685
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: that was a big deal and uh we you know

686
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: we do that over here. We have the I'll call

687
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: him the not Danny at Danny a Llo. I feel

688
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: like Danny Llo, the actual Danniello, who I've never really met,

689
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: I met in passing a couple of times. I feel

690
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: like he would appreciate us doing the Danny a Llo

691
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: Well us me, I do the Danni Llo impression. Um,

692
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 1: but there's the there's this guy. I'm gonna show the video.

693
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: These fucking guy in New York City tried to jump

694
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: from one train track to the other train track and

695
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: almost broke his fucking face. I'm surprised this guy get up,

696
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: got up. But but there was a guy in New

697
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: York who, instead of walking underneath to go to the

698
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: other side of the train, this dumb fuck tried to

699
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: jump from one side of the fucking train track to

700
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: the other side of the train track. You get a wigga,

701
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: please to you dumb lazy fuck. Okay, you get a

702
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: fucking wigga. Please walk your ass underneath to the other side.

703
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: You could have killed his fucking self. This guy, he

704
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: gets a wigga? Please? Who else gets a fucking wigga? Please?

705
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm on a wiga please, tangent, I don't know who

706
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: else gets a fucking wigga? Please? The Nicks everyone's like, oh,

707
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: they the Knicks picked the guy in the first round

708
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: of of of the pick. What the fund is his name?

709
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what his name is. It's it's Chris

710
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: Chris Stoff porzingis uh. He's our first round pick in

711
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: the NBA draft and and and I'm such a Knicks fan,

712
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: but I feel like if I speak out against the Knicks,

713
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: They're gonna turn against me and I'll never get tickets.

714
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: But but like other Knicks fans. I'm sensitive, you know,

715
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: I'm I'm feeling like, you know, vulnerable, And they picked

716
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: this guy who's from Lativa. I don't know where the

717
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: funk this country is. I don't know if this is

718
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: a main up country. It's like a sub country, know

719
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: what I know? In my world. Even my father was

720
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: able to really specifically tell me. My father's smart, he's

721
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: very well read, was able to say where this country

722
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: Lativa is La Latia. I don't know where the funk

723
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: this guy, Chris Christophe Persingus is, and and then uh,

724
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: and then you know, like somebody was like, why are

725
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: you being so hard on him? He's went on Facebook

726
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: and he said that his his favorite rappers, Drake, What

727
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: the funk are you trying to do? You don't go

728
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: and tell people that your favorite rappers, Drake, when you're

729
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: trying to show how cool you are. Persingis Now, he

730
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: might be good, he might be great, who who knows?

731
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: And he's nineteen years old. He looks like he's about

732
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: two un during five pounds. He's seven foot to I

733
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: guarantee you this fucking string being doesn't weigh more than

734
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: two hundred fifty pounds. What am I nervous about we

735
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: we everywhere. Why why are you being so crazy? I'm

736
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: being crazy because I'm concerned about the Knicks. Okay, so

737
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: so you know, you get a wiga please for for

738
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: for asking me why I'm so crazy? All right, it's

739
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: just the way it is. I don't know who the

740
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: funk this prezingus is. And then the fact that he's

741
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 1: open about the fact that his favorite rappers Drake, concerns me.

742
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: That's a concern to me. That's not something I'd be

743
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: proud of. Okay, Christoff, don't be going around telling too

744
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: many people that that that's your favorite rapper, especially in

745
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: New York. And and finally the wigow please of of

746
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: the week. You know, I don't watch soccer. I could

747
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: give two ships about soccer except for FS, the New

748
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: York soccer team. I like them, Okay, I funk with

749
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: New York Soccer. But but FIFA and all this ship

750
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: you know, but apparently I saw it. I saw the video,

751
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: don't know. Apparently there's a player, uh in, a Chilian

752
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 1: player who went up to another player, Gonzalo Genre, and

753
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 1: he stuck his finger. He tried to stick his finger

754
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: up this guy's asshole. During the game. It's on videotape.

755
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: I don't make this ship up. He he's tried to

756
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: stick his finger up this other guy's ass during the game.

757
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: Not a pat on the ass, not anything like that.

758
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: He tried to finger the guy during the game. You

759
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: sit twisted? Fuck you do? My friend? Get a wig

760
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: of please? Who who does that ship? I've seen guys,

761
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: you know, dick tap other guys during basketball games, and

762
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: apparently there's they're they're big into grabbing dicks during football

763
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: when there was a fumble. I never seen anybody else

764
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: in any sport try to well, you know, go in

765
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: somebody's balloon. Not I've never seen that happen. So so

766
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: this guy, this soccer player, Gonzalo. That's kind of a

767
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: good name. Gonzalo. You you too, you're weirdo. You get

768
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: a wig please? They put my man, Dustin Diamond in jail.

769
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: Dustin motherfucking Diamond a k A. Screech who has been

770
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: wilding out for the last few years, and I don't

771
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: know what the funk he he apparently allegedly because you know,

772
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: somebody like Dustin Diamond, he might he might try to

773
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: take a shot at the Iron Wrap por podcast he uh,

774
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: he seems like the type of dude that might try

775
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: to sue us, so I gotta say allegedly allegedly he was,

776
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: but I think he was convicted of Uh. It's gotta

777
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: suck being screeched because you're not gonna be taken seriously

778
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: and and it's like, okay, I was screeched when I

779
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: was ten, eleven, twelve. I don't know how old he

780
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: was when when he was on that show Saved, but

781
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: I never watched the show, but I I always know

782
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: that the nose, because you want to talk about a

783
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: fucking nose, you want to talk about a face. But screech.

784
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond apparently got into an altercation and he stabbed somebody,

785
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 1: or allegedly stabbed somebody or hit somebody with a body.

786
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know, but they threw him in the can.

787
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna do a little time, But you know, my

788
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 1: heart goes out to Dustin Diamond. I never met him,

789
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: but it's gotta suck. But he's made porn nos. No knows,

790
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: he's made a couple of no nos. And he I

791
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: think he uh, I don't know, he's freaky dicky um,

792
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: but I I gotta give you a wigo please to

793
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond Screech, because because listen, I know it's gotta suck.

794
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: I know, you gotta get I mean, especially if you're

795
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: you're outside of Los Angeles and New York being screech.

796
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean, even in Los Angeles and New York, it's

797
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: gonna suck being screeched. But but when you're out in

798
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: the middle of the country and that show airs all

799
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: the time, it's still airs, and you see my man

800
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: Mary Lopez, he's doing he's doing the damn thing. But

801
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: the fallout from that show has been, uh, you know,

802
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: it's been it's been tough. But but Screech is walking

803
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: around with a beard and he, you know, and he's

804
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: trying to be you know, thuggers shruggish bone and and

805
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: he's screeched. And I understand you don't want to be

806
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: called screech your whole life, but you're gonna be screech.

807
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 1: You gotta figure out a way to embrace the ship.

808
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: But they're they're locking this fucking guy up. Uh and uh,

809
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, I I don't know what what you

810
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: get a wigow please, because you're wilding and you're bugging

811
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: out and you're making pornos and and all that ship

812
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: and and that's that's that's my final wigow please of

813
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: the week is goes from a man Screech, a k a.

814
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond, which his name probably isn't Dustin Diamond. Maybe

815
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: it is Dustin Diamond. Maybe he really has that name,

816
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond. Could that be with somebody's real name. And

817
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: then then you gotta blame you your your parents for

818
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: for naming you at or if if if that was

819
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: your stage name as a kid, then we got to

820
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: talk to them too, because your parents probably pushed you

821
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: into this and let you get into this, and where

822
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: are they now? Who the fuck knows? So Dustin Diamond's

823
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: parents they also get a wigga please, Screech your parents,

824
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: they get a wiggo please. But you know you're you're

825
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: you're you're on lockdown now. I don't know how the

826
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: funk that's gonna play itself out. I wish you'd luck

827
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: in there, and you gotta be safe. You gotta be

828
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 1: careful while you're locked down, Screech, because they're they're gonna

829
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: be coming for you. And apparently he knows karate and

830
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: all this ship in taekwondo. But you gotta watch out

831
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: because they're gonna be coming after you. What went on lockdown?

832
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: But you get a wigow please also all right, so

833
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: here's how it goes. All right, So the Iron Wrap

834
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Coorp podcast, this is what I'm saying. We gave away

835
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Speaker 1: about nine fucking T shirts. Soft ass, I am rapp

836
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Speaker 1: report podcast T shirts we gave away. I sent them

837
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: out all over the country and all over the world.

838
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: I sent them to Australia, London. I don't think the

839
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 1: the the French funk with the Iron Wrap Coorp podcast

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Speaker 1: gens qua? Do do you guys funk with the with

841
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap Worp podcasts in France? You know that?

842
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: Just so you know French people, you have a fucked

843
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: up reputation. Uh, you know the French people. I don't

844
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: think I got any requests from from anybody in France.

845
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: Du coma woo gena qua, du cat sink set. I

846
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: took a semester of French. I think it was in

847
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: the fifth or sixth grade before I got kicked out

848
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: of that school. Um and I got suspended. And why

849
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: why would they teach little little American kids French? Anyway?

850
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: If if you're not French affiliated, just teach everybody Spanish.

851
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: It's only fucking language. You know. My son goes to

852
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: a private school. They teach you Latin, and I know

853
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: that all the words are the origins of Latin, and

854
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: my son did great in Latin. Shocked me got a

855
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: in Latin. But why do they? Why do they? Why

856
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: do we waste our time teaching kids Latin or French, Spanish,

857
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: maybe Italian, But just teach everybody Spanish, especially if you're

858
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: in the United States. It's the only the only other

859
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: language that that's prominent. And who the funk wants to

860
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 1: learn French unless unless you know, you got a French

861
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: cousin or a French you know mom or friend's dad,

862
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: and then they send you to one of those French schools,

863
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: you know, and then you'll learn it at home. But

864
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: what a waste of fucking time. But the point of

865
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that the iron wrap Poor podcast.

866
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: I don't know or if if people are listening in France,

867
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: you know, reach out and touch me, hit me on Twitter.

868
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: But I know we sent soft ass iron wrapping Poor

869
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: podcast t shirts to New Zealand. Uh fucking Australia, all

870
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: over the United States. Uh ship, Did I send any

871
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: to any Spanish speaking countries? I don't know, but well

872
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: maybe they don't listen because they're Spanish speaking and I'm

873
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: hard enough to understand in English. But the point is

874
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: is that we are out of I am wrapped poor podcast,

875
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: soft ass T shirts right now. I have no more.

876
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: There are no fucking more soft ass I am wrap

877
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: poor podcast T shirts. And you know, I gotta be honest.

878
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: It is it fucking it's it's it's a joy and

879
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: a pain in the ass. It's it's pleasure in pain

880
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: to send those fucking T shirts out out because you

881
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: know a lot of you guys who've gotten T shirts.

882
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: He wasn't just like you win a T shirt, d

883
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 1: m me. It was like, I say, win, you win

884
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Speaker 1: a T shirt, d m me, or your name, address

885
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: and size, and then I'll get just a name and

886
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: the league. I need your address, and then they'll send

887
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 1: me the address and be like I need the zip code,

888
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: you dumb fuck you. You guys know who you are, okay,

889
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: and I love you, but but but doing that and

890
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: then I personally right, uh the name address, I go

891
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,839
Speaker 1: through all the t shirts and I and I send

892
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: them all out and all that ship. But just so

893
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: you know, just so you know, right now, there are

894
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: no more soft ass I am wrapping poor podcast T shirts.

895
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: We will be getting more a second generation soft ass

896
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: iron wrapppor podcast T shirts with new designs and and

897
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: new ship, and we will be doing the the soft

898
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: ass iron wrapping poor podcast socks that's coming soon. But

899
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: I needed to take a break from sending ship because

900
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: it got fucking nuts, not hundreds something. You're like, well,

901
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: what's the big deals that you fucking come and do it.

902
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: I had my friends, I had Dean who's been on

903
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: the show do it. I had my girl come and

904
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: fucking try to do it. It drives everyone crazy. I

905
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: don't know what it is about it, but the the

906
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: the routine of taking the fucking T shirts, putting them

907
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: into a bag, getting the address. What's your zip code? Motherfucker?

908
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: What size? I like if I if you do win

909
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: and I am wrapped poor podcast T shirt or socks,

910
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a one shot opportunity to send me

911
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: your name, your address, which means a zip code to you.

912
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 1: Fuck and and that's it. I'm not gonna ask three times,

913
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: what's your address? What you understand? I love you and

914
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: I love giving them away. Sort of. I love giving

915
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: them away. I just don't like the the physical act

916
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: of sending them out. But in the meantime, okay, we

917
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: have nothing. I'm asked out. And the fact that I

918
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: sent out nine hundreds something T shirts and I didn't

919
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: get nine hundred pictures back, it hurts my feelings. All

920
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: I asked for a picture of you in your soft

921
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: s iron wrappor podcast T shirt. A lot of you people,

922
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: most of you people send pictures back, but there's a

923
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: there's a i'd say more or or at least fifty

924
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: percent of you. Did you get your soft ass iron

925
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: wrap PORP podcast T shirt for free? And you, uh,

926
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: you don't send me ship, You don't send me a picture.

927
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I need to see you, you know,

928
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: like like, let me see a fucking picture. Are you

929
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: and your soft as iron wrappor podcast t shirt? Anyway?

930
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: This is it? This, that's it. I I don't know

931
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: what to say. Uh, I I know that I you know,

932
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: I want to try to figure out a way to

933
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: if there's like there should be some sort of Internet filter,

934
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: you know, because like every fucking time I turn on

935
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: my computer, every time I turn on my phone and

936
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: I checked the news or I checked Twitter. You can't

937
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: escape these fucking Kardashians. I've asked for it in the past,

938
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 1: like can there be a national holiday celebrating the Kardashians,

939
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: And and the national holiday celebrating the Kardashians will be

940
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: that there's no pictures, no comments, no no no Instagram videos.

941
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: There's so many of them. They run rampant, They're like

942
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: they're they're there mutating, They're more, and there's more, and

943
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: there's more. And every time the New York Times, if

944
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: you go on that way, you're gonna fucking see something

945
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: about them, the Dale, any kind anything below like the

946
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal, if you if you're anything that below

947
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: the Wall Street Journal of some high brow, high salut

948
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: in the Atlantic. Maybe they don't mention the Kardashians, but

949
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: they still do. Can there be a national holiday? Can

950
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: can the Kardashians somehow disappear for just one day where

951
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 1: you could turn on the fucking TV, you could turn

952
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 1: on the computer and you don't have to see one

953
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,280
Speaker 1: of them. And and then now we got this fucking

954
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 1: Caitlin Jenner, who's gonna come out with this fucking show

955
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 1: in the summer, And and and it's just it's just

956
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: non stop it. You can't get away from them. And

957
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: and Kanye West is infiltrated in there. And as much

958
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: as I have a mixed I love Kanye West music

959
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: more than more than I hate the Kardashians, I don't know.

960
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: It's getting all fucking it's just all convoluted and all

961
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: that ship. But I'm trying to maybe Obama, you can

962
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: do something about this, since you're taking all these stands

963
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: to to you know, do some some rogue, you know,

964
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: bold ship before you leave. Can you can you figure

965
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: out a way to press a button? Can Can someone

966
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: come up with an app where you can filter your

967
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: phone and your computer so you don't have to see Kylie, Katelee, Uh, Chris, Chloe,

968
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: Kimmy and fucking Caitlin every fucking day, Okay. And And

969
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: just watching that that the mom walk around, I see

970
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: a picture of her with a with her with her boyfriend,

971
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: and it's just a joke. The whole fucking thing is

972
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 1: a joke. And she's wearing these Liberaci jackets hanging around

973
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend and I saw that dude, the boyfriend.

974
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: He's short, I don't know what his name is. But

975
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: the black dude that's fucking with Chris now and he's

976
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: he's forty, and she's so happy, she's got a young

977
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: But it's the the whole fucking go away for just

978
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: one day. One day is all I'm asking. One fucking

979
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: day without these fucking people, without any of them, because

980
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: it's like us. Somebody say, you always talk about the

981
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: cr Ashans because I can't fucking escape them. You can't.

982
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: You can't escape them. If there's anything to do with

983
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: technology or a newspaper and magazine, you're gonna fucking see

984
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,720
Speaker 1: him every fucking day. I can't take it any fucking more. Please,

985
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: somebody's smarter than me, come up with a filter or

986
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: an application to make it disappear off my fucking phone.

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00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 1: See Iron rappor podcast We Out. I'm Out, They're Out,