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Speaker 1: the overnight and this hour our lead story from Seattle,

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Speaker 1: and that was the stage Game four, Game number four

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Speaker 1: Max Scherzer pants the algorithm. He absolutely pants the algorithm.

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Speaker 2: that's do you have an answer? Laray? Uh? Yeah, I

435
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: think he's gonna go jump off a cliff somewhere, all right,

436
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 2: jump off of Clivets. Is he gonna jump off of clifts?

437
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

438
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 1: That is incorrect, incorrect, the correct answer. Alvin Kamara says,

439
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Speaker 1: if he is traded by the Saints, he will go

440
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: drink a Pinut Colada.

441
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 2: So he likes that idea. Yeah, yeah, yes, there you

442
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 2: go on when I'm on vacation. Yeah, you don't have

443
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: them at home? No, too much work to put it together.

444
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: I got you, I got you, I understand.

445
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 3: All right.

446
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the calls, and we have lame

447
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 2: jokes coming up a little bit later in the hour.

448
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 2: And let's see. My board is being reset as I

449
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 2: wait for that. Let's see who do we have you? Okay,

450
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: here we go. Let's go to any Meani miney. Let's

451
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Speaker 2: go to Andrea.

452
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Speaker 1: Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider. I've not

453
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: heard from her in a little bit.

454
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 2: Let's get the latest on the cosmic news and well

455
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Speaker 2: to Andrea. Hello Andrea, Hi Dan, how are you?

456
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Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be a brewer, but

457
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: not a Milwaukee Brewer because they are down three games

458
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: to none to the Dodgers in the NLCS.

459
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I really enjoy watching the Dodgers starting pictures. I

460
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 6: mean it's like old school, you know, going so many

461
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 6: innings and you know, like Siever Mattlack, who's back in

462
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 6: the day, and it's so funny, the whole Blake Snell.

463
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 6: I'm risking my life, bro. I heard that in the

464
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 6: background when I was looking at his heart. But I

465
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Speaker 6: want to talk about fellow Virgo Tyler Glass. Now he's

466
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Speaker 6: August twenty third, nineteen ninety seven, and he did really well.

467
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 6: I mean the past several starts he's done really well.

468
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 6: And I noticed this aspect that happens once every two years. Mars.

469
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 6: You know, Mars is important athlete, planet energy, assertion, aggression.

470
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,479
Speaker 6: Mars's conjunct his Pluto, which is power. So this has

471
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Speaker 6: been a really powerful window of time for him. So

472
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Speaker 6: I was really glad to see him kind of carry

473
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Speaker 6: on the tradition of three starting pictures winning in a row.

474
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Speaker 6: So that was really nice to see. So I'm just,

475
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Speaker 6: you know, really excited to watch su're staying in as

476
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 6: long as they have. And then when I was just

477
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 6: combing through some information, this is kind of an interesting thing.

478
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Speaker 6: Not one of my favorite players, but Bryce Harper turned

479
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 6: thirty three today and he wears the number thirty three.

480
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 6: So I thought, oh, there was a little interesting and.

481
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Speaker 2: We're going to talk about this next hour.

482
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Speaker 1: But Bryce Harper called out by the Phillies GM as

483
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: not being elite anymore.

484
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, so it's interesting. His October sixteenth, nineteen ninety three,

485
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 6: So he turned thirty three and he wears the number

486
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Speaker 6: thirty three, and he got called out.

487
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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, on his thirty third birthday, you got called

488
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: happy birthday, Bryce, You're not that great anymore, Happy birthday.

489
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Speaker 6: Thank you. I couldn't have said it better myself.

490
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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. All right, Well, listen, it's great to hear

491
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: from you as always. If you're doing well, everything's okay

492
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,719
Speaker 1: with you, Yes, you're all right.

493
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Speaker 6: I had some back paying flare up, so i'll spare

494
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Speaker 6: you the details.

495
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Speaker 3: I know one of your.

496
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 6: Callers gave you like a whole laundry list of what

497
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 6: was ailing them.

498
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's it's a blessing because, as my grand

499
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: father said, getting old is not for whims, right, you

500
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 1: gotta be tough on all that stuff. Stuff occasionally start turting,

501
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: but just rub some this. I'm some kind of gobbly

502
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: goo or.

503
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 2: Something on there. You'll feel better and you'll be good

504
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 2: to go. Okay, remember that's right, that's right.

505
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: I know that's right. That's a great I do. I

506
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: don't do it every day. Once a week or so,

507
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: I take a nice set back. Feels great. Yeah, good

508
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: to relax, all right, absolutely, thank you, Ed and Virgo

509
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: and service Virgo in service.

510
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: You want to say hello to our friend Andrew. Let's

511
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 2: go to Mike Wanachi Man. Who's next up?

512
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: Hello, mister Onanachi Man for hot Mariner talk Hot, yeah talk.

513
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I talked to you not long ago,

514
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 3: and I wasn't really overly optimistic. And now you know

515
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 3: why I think I've gone through this stuff my whole life.

516
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 3: I'm from Seattle Morning, raised there until I moved out

517
00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 3: of the sewer four years ago. And uh, I think

518
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 3: the Mariners are kind of like the guy who thinks

519
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 3: he's really tough and really cool and finally gets invited

520
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 3: to be a prospect for the Hell's Angels and then

521
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: does something really stupid and goes to a party with

522
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 3: the angels and falls asleep, and he wakes up, and

523
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 3: there's pictures of him with them doing all kinds of

524
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 3: stuff around him and painting on his face and peeing

525
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 3: on him and stuff. I think that's where the Mariners

526
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 3: are right now. I don't know what they can do.

527
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 3: I think Dan Wilson, I think I saw that. I

528
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 3: think he's got to shave that mustache. It's the worst

529
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 3: mustache since Groucho Marx and Animal Crackers or Rashida to leave.

530
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 3: You know, it's just.

531
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Speaker 2: It's not not a good look. The mustard. He looks

532
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 2: a lot older than he is.

533
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: That doesn't he look a lot older than he is

534
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: because of the must I think it's the mustache.

535
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: I know.

536
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 3: It just makes it look like a walrus. He looks

537
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: like he looks like he looks like you know, what

538
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: was the old the guy that used to do that.

539
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 3: I can't even think it was name.

540
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I know he did the insurance commercials.

541
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah he's dead, but I know who you're talking about. Yeah,

542
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: burly mustache Yeah, there was a golfer on the PGA

543
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: tour years ago that had a big mustache like that too.

544
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: But you know one thing per years when I was

545
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 3: in Seattle, I was also a bartender, kind of a

546
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: cool one of the original Irish pubs in Seattle, and

547
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: I used to run in, get to run into celebrities

548
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: and stuff because I was a closing weekend bartender and

549
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 3: I used to have some cool celebrities. The only one

550
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 3: that wasn't cool was I don't know if you remember

551
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 3: who she was, but it was Pat Finlee, that woman

552
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 3: that was on the New Heart Show.

553
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: She was a real crank but did not did not

554
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: expect on the the.

555
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 3: Ed O'Neill was cool. Chris Chris Nova Silic was really cool.

556
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 3: Kim Baale was cool.

557
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: Uh you're you lived right.

558
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: Down the street from our pub and he was very cool.

559
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 3: Bill Lamber used to come in and throw darts when

560
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 3: the women's w NBA team, the only good thing you

561
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 3: could ever say about w NBA. He used to come

562
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 3: in to throw dark sleep at night because we had

563
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 3: a steel tip board. But my best celebrity encounter of

564
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 3: all time was when I was a kid going to

565
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Speaker 3: parochial school. We had a guy in our in our

566
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 3: school who was the nephew of Ben Davidson. And at

567
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 3: that time, University of Washington used to play a alumni game,

568
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 3: and Ben Davidson went to the University Washington and they

569
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 3: used to play a spring alumni game and he'd come

570
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Speaker 3: for the game. And this kid lived right across the

571
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Speaker 3: street from our school, and he was coming for the game,

572
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 3: and he came rolling up in his big four x

573
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Speaker 3: four pickup with his Doberman pinchers in the back of

574
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Speaker 3: the pickup, and the nuns let him come over to

575
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 3: sign autographs, and we came out to the school yard

576
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 3: to get autographs mine and I was coming from the

577
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 3: Scholastic Book Club thing and the only thing I had

578
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: for him to sign was The Rise and Fall of

579
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: Adolf Hitler by William Shire, and I handed it to

580
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 3: him and he looked at it, and you can kind

581
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,479
Speaker 3: of imagine he gave me this look like you got

582
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 3: to be a kidd, and he goes, really, and I said,

583
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: it's the only thing I got and he goes, all right, well,

584
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 3: learn something from mister kid, and he signed it to

585
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: Mike from Ben Davidson. So I got a I got

586
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 3: a hit. Her book signed by the great Ben Davidson.

587
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: Did not expect that, Mike. I gotta go, but thank you, Mike.

588
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: Look at that work, this whole life story. Like every celebrity,

589
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: Mike the old bartender ran into I was waiting for

590
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: him to say I had the Pope in there one

591
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: day and he was having some drinks and we were talking,

592
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: and then you know, let's go to Jed who play

593
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,959
Speaker 1: Who's also got some amazing stories, but not about celebrities

594
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 1: like that. Hello Jed who fled in Florida.

595
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 7: Ben, I'm usually under the daisy influence of mister christ anthetamine.

596
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 7: It's hard to get sleep. Is there anything you can

597
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 7: put that guy back on the airt me over there?

598
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 7: That I was mid? I was mid, like people don't understand.

599
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 7: Like right now people are looking at me like what

600
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 7: did you do?

601
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 3: What you what?

602
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 7: Just close the sack up for I'm like, boy's time

603
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 7: to sleep. I don't know if you heard that guy

604
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 7: on the radio, and it is time to hibernate like bears.

605
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 7: Bears right now have been their entire like cycle has

606
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 7: been thrown off entirely. That got through my my car Loude.

607
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 7: I don't know how you do that? Right there, I

608
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 7: don't know how.

609
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 6: You do it.

610
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: You want to go back on Hold, I can put you

611
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: on hole, we can get somebody else on. Maybe it'll

612
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: wake you up a little bit and then you can

613
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: go back to you. How about that.

614
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 3: Something?

615
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 7: Hold, that's where I remember a brain park. Whenever two

616
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 7: people nailevators there, you could fire and everybody knows who

617
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 7: did it.

618
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: But if there's three people nailvators, there's an ability.

619
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Speaker 7: Dude, I don't know what that has to do without

620
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Speaker 7: en Now.

621
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Speaker 1: Well, no that's not true, Jet, I'll put you gen't know,

622
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: but it's not necessarily true because it depends if it's

623
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: if it's a silent assassin, you're good.

624
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 2: But if it's.

625
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: A loud one, right, if you're letting it rip, and

626
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: if you're you can tell by the sound, So you

627
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: you don't know. I mean, the thing about the flatulence

628
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: is you don't know whether it's going to be a

629
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: loud one or it's going to be a quiet one.

630
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: And so it's you're always risking it.

631
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Speaker 1: Even if there's three people, and it could be four

632
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: or five people in there, and.

633
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: It's it's one of those situations you just you do

634
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 2: not know. You could have the quiet ones in the

635
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 2: world and then that one time. Yeah exactly. I mean,

636
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: and you know, you don't know.

637
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: And that's the thing about it too, is you don't

638
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: know what it's going to be a clean one or

639
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: sometimes you don't squeaker, yeah exactly, the uh you know

640
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: it could be uh, you know, rumbley tumbly one where

641
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: you had you know, pet the wrong food and anyway,

642
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: we got big bangs lame jokes of the week for

643
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: the rest of the we'll try not to cut the

644
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: cheese and have any harmonic distortion. We will have Big

645
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: Ben's lame jokes. Remember the fun fact we had a

646
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: couple of years ago that every human being at least

647
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Speaker 1: fourteen times a day you'll let one rip.

648
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 2: We all do it, Ben Maller fun fact.

649
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: Yep, that's the fun fact. There you go, everyone fourteen

650
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: times a day, so even the hot people, ugly people,

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Speaker 1: everyone's farting.

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Speaker 2: That's the way we do it. And we've got Big

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Speaker 2: Ben's lame jokes. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.

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Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you.

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 2: Now back to it, we go.

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Speaker 4: Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame Week?

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Speaker 2: Blame Week too. It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.

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Speaker 2: Big Band's Lane jokes in the week. These are actual

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Speaker 2: jokes by actual listeners from.

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Speaker 1: All over North America and the world that have sent

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Speaker 1: jokes in and a reminder.

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Speaker 2: A reminder if you would like.

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Speaker 1: To send a joke in, send it care of Benmahlershow

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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: It's Ben Malorshow gmail dot com. Now weed Man is

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Speaker 2: such a big star. He's got two segments a week.

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Speaker 1: We had Ask a weed Man, which I thought was

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Speaker 1: going to be a disaster. People loved it. And then

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Speaker 1: now he's such a big star. We had to call

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Speaker 1: him to wake him up, to call in. Hello, weed Man,

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Speaker 1: are you there?

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Speaker 4: No, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Early, I'm down weed Man, so exciting about it.

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Speaker 1: People loved it, weed Man. They can't wait till next

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Speaker 1: week's episode Ask a weed Man. We'll see if it continues.

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Speaker 1: But you did very well.

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Speaker 2: We have advertisers asking about it already. Calm down, all right,

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Speaker 2: all right, come on, that's the first lamb joke. Okay, no,

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Speaker 2: that's not We've been place.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you've had a great life. You ran a

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Speaker 1: toy store in Manhattan. How many people have done that?

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Speaker 1: Not many, of course, you ran it. You ran it

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Speaker 1: so well it went out of business. But that's fine,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's do it. Here we go Big Ben's

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Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week, actual jokes by Actually, what

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Speaker 1: does weed Man and a fresh Thanksgiving turkey heaven common?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: They both have cavities with no teeth?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: That's uh Andy, Andy sent that one in.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Why doesn't weed Man have any teeth? Why his dentist

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Speaker 1: is named doctor Pepper?

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Speaker 2: That's the Pence. That's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference between James Franklin, the former Penn State coach.

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Speaker 2: And weed Man.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference, Well, James Franklin gets paid millions of

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Speaker 1: dollars for doing nothing. That's the difference. We that's some

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Speaker 1: ink chances on Drew in Minnesota. Trew in Minnesota rites

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Speaker 1: and says, what was the best and worst seller at

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Speaker 1: weed Man's toy.

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Speaker 2: Store in New York?

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Speaker 3: What did you tell me?

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Speaker 2: It was a spin off toy? It was called mister Pothead.

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Speaker 2: It was you can leaves?

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Speaker 1: What does what does Lisa hide around the house for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: Of course, Lisa weed Man's famous lady friend there. She

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Speaker 2: lives in New York. He's in Miami. What does Lisa

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Speaker 2: hide around the house for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: What tell me Dope on a couch is what?

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Speaker 2: It's a spin off of? All right?

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Speaker 1: What did weed Man say when his multi functioning printer

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Speaker 1: stop working?

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Speaker 2: What I give no facts? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Noah in Austin sent that one in What should be

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Speaker 1: the name of weed Man Hippie's news segment? If it's

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Speaker 1: on Wednesdays? What over the Hemp with weed Man Hippie?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. It's George.

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Speaker 1: Now, George is a longtime listener to Fox Sports rate

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Speaker 1: He's a great teacher.

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Speaker 2: Weed Man in Uvaldi, Texas George. So he's a listener

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Speaker 2: and he loves.

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Speaker 1: Loves the show. All right, George and Rochester. We go

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Speaker 1: from that George to a different George George and Rochester.

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Speaker 1: Inn A Soa says an eighty year old grandmother is

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Speaker 1: now the oldest to complete the Iron Man Tria Triathlon.

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Speaker 2: You're about that wee man Wow?

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Speaker 1: No, yes, wee Man Hippie is also a triathlete begging

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Speaker 1: for cash, crypto or credit.

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Speaker 2: That's from George.

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Speaker 1: How How will weed Man son scare weed Man on Halloween?

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Speaker 3: How how will he do it?

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Speaker 1: He will dress up as Mary Povich and tell weed Man,

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Speaker 1: you are not my father.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, that's not right. That's Eric. How's your kid doing,

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Speaker 2: weed man? Your kid doing all right? Last we heard

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Speaker 2: he was it like Georgetown or something like that, right,

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Speaker 2: big school?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, he graduated from Harvard.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we graduated from Harvard. Holy crap, I

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Speaker 1: guess the The apple does fall far from the tree.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that Halloween James went to Vegas at

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Speaker 1: a seventeen thousand dollars Honda and he left Vegas in

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: You kidding?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It was a Greyhound, that was what it was. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 1: Why why is Andrea in Berkeley such a proficient witch?

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Speaker 2: Andrea in Berkeley? She's a hex bert is what she is?

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Speaker 2: There is from Steve who sent that one in?

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Speaker 1: What do Andrew and Bakersfield and referees have in common?

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Speaker 3: Tell me what?

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Speaker 2: People hate their calls? People hate their calls? Scan stand them?

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Speaker 1: What does hollering James use more than his Obama phone?

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Speaker 2: What his right hand is? What he uses? That's Noah

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Speaker 2: in Austin, fagawed man? There he is, weed man, ask

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Speaker 2: a weed Man next week,