WEBVTT - A Very Magical Episode

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<v Speaker 1>No, renting is never better. Well, I mean we just

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<v Speaker 1>throw all your money away. There can't rent well when

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<v Speaker 1>you can't afford anything, I guess what's the point. And

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<v Speaker 1>many times renting is just the same amount every month

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<v Speaker 1>as a mortgage payment would be for sure, But how

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<v Speaker 1>many it gets alone? Then I have to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>all my repairs. I mean, you come from a wealthy

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<v Speaker 1>Andy family, they can help you.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't.

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<v Speaker 1>So. Oh, we're recording.

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<v Speaker 2>Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy studios. This is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Serial Killers. How are you Andy? It's February.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that? Yeah? February. Yeah, it's really difficult

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<v Speaker 1>when you try to say February because you want to

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<v Speaker 1>say it properly, but it just sounds weird when you

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<v Speaker 1>say it properly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds weird. Different.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really excited for the cereal that's new today. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of new cereals a ton. The sack is

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<v Speaker 1>bulging with new cereals. I do't to hear about your

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<v Speaker 1>bulging sun. So I'm going to pick the one that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm most excited for. How about that? And next week

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<v Speaker 1>we can do that you're most excited for? How about that. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>you pick the new one next. Oh great, we'll let

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<v Speaker 1>you partially curate. Okay, yeah, so this actually all the

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<v Speaker 1>cereals today came from our friend Matt. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy is like, he's the goat of serial killer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the honor back Yes he is. We have two backbones,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean human and also Matt, I'm also a backbone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean ninety percent of the cereals that we've done

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, I've acquired ninety Okay, yep, eighty eight okay,

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight. Great.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just gonna keep giving kudos to the people

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<v Speaker 2>that also help us.

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<v Speaker 1>But we deserve kudos too.

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<v Speaker 2>You get kudos every time you come on this mic.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember those granola bars, they were good. I don't you remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Kudos from the nineties. Kudos you had them in your

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<v Speaker 1>little lunchbag in school. I'm sure when I was four, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not four, No, you were in you were in probably

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<v Speaker 1>middle school.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, probably, but you don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I do, because we gave them way here at

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<v Speaker 1>the radio station in the late nineties. Great, so you

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<v Speaker 1>were in middle school. Great, they had little m and

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<v Speaker 1>ms in them and stuff. No kudos knowing Look, it up,

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<v Speaker 1>look it up. I bet you do. Here.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a computer infant, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a ko watch this. I'm gonna you love

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<v Speaker 1>when I do. This is my favorite thing. You love

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<v Speaker 1>when I do. I'm just gonna go to Google.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there, it is cool to google does.

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<v Speaker 1>Gru it's right there, Nola bars.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's right there. No, no, just click that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, maybe they still make them. Even you don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember that. Kudos kudos, I'm yours. Kudos.

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<v Speaker 2>You keep saying it. That doesn't mean that I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a variety pack eminem they got snickers once, peanut butter,

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<v Speaker 1>every cool. I don't. I don't think they make them anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember ever getting this as a snack.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, but yeah, this is the box that I know

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<v Speaker 1>and love. I get if they still make them, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's this yellow box.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it kind of looks like uh, Weed, epix or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>not so much the yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, it doesn't look like they make them anymore

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<v Speaker 1>here in America. Yeah, probably because but I'm sure some

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners are well aware of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, listeners, if you're listening and you remember it,

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<v Speaker 2>cool anyway, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the cereal in the sack that I'm most excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Look it's blueberry brand. Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Sun's on there. So it's a it's a raisin brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Two scoops of blueberries. No, they're more expensive than raisins,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't take this too scoop pluster. They couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>afford it in the factory. Plus they're really they're little

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<v Speaker 1>and dehydrated. I don't really love it, but blueberry.

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<v Speaker 2>But you were so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I am because look at well in the box they

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<v Speaker 1>have big, plump blueberries. But when you see what they are, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, while I'm getting the Farmland Fresh Dairy's milk

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<v Speaker 1>out of the Farmland Fresh Dairies fridge, here, shake this

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<v Speaker 1>shake you shake your shake, start shame.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the Farmland frush.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Oh good lord.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the Farmland Fresh Dairies whole milk the

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<v Speaker 2>refrigerator and I got the the whole milk. This is

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<v Speaker 2>ultra pasteurized andy Vitamin D.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have just said it's organic.

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<v Speaker 2>I no, no, you have to be me. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So this is Farmland Fresh Dairies organic ultra

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<v Speaker 2>pasteurized Vitamin D whole milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait Farmla Fresh Staies makes milk.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you're ready for that, Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I was perusing the cereal aisles and saw

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<v Speaker 2>this one and it caught my eye. Not at all

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<v Speaker 2>true because I told you that Matt sent it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to be mean. You're supposed to be me.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was you, I just wouldn't be here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wouldn't. You're trying it. I'm not doing it. That

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<v Speaker 2>was yea. You almost got me there, but you're not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get me to lose my temper today.

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<v Speaker 1>Smells really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Smell it delicious smelling bluebird.

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<v Speaker 1>I was almost gonna shake this. You should never leave

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<v Speaker 1>caps off like that. That would have been a big

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<v Speaker 1>that would have gone every where.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, it's not the worst thing that's ever been on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor in the study. Would have gone all up

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<v Speaker 2>in the board. It would have gone off in the board. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>there he goes again. It would have been all up

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<v Speaker 2>in the board.

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<v Speaker 1>So new Kellogg's Blueberry brand crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I'm really liking. Oh I spilled, let's try.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>You do not reminds me of what even though it

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be because it's a different company. It tastes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>like the Multimio blueberry Cobbler or wherever.

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<v Speaker 2>The hell it was, right, mm hmm, that's when they

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<v Speaker 2>sent us the machine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, except these are real blueberries. That was artificial.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is delicious. I'm gonna give this four bowls

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<v Speaker 2>in a spoon. I like the little granola cluster, I

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<v Speaker 2>like the blueberries. Shockingly, it's got a nice sweet taste

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<v Speaker 2>to it. I'm enjoying this. Yeah, four bowls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>The flakes are really good too, mm hmm. So basically

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<v Speaker 1>this is blueberry brand. I like it me too. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to replicate your rating. That means the same. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>no way, give it four balls in a spoon. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you see this in the aisles of your supermarket,

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<v Speaker 1>I would grab it. I would do. Oh there's the

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<v Speaker 1>plate we're doing down there, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I did this this episode all backwards again because

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<v Speaker 1>the next two are going to suck.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe why do you do that? What for your

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<v Speaker 2>careful curation? You're not really carefully curating.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, I always like to have the nice

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<v Speaker 1>new cereal first, maybe I shouldn't do that, Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>should like make people wait.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a tease. You're right, Yeah, you should do it,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll try the good cereal after the break and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we do our little thing and then we should

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<v Speaker 1>have a new cereal tease thing. Yeah, all right, Well

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<v Speaker 1>do you want like, because I have a feeling you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to vomit from one of them? Oh boy, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to vomit before the break or after that after?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to like? Yeah, let me let me try

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<v Speaker 2>and enjoy myself until then.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. In that case, we'll do another seven Sundays.

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<v Speaker 2>Three wishes, seven Sundays to tuesdays. What are all these

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<v Speaker 2>companies doing with all these days?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is another This is real berry. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>say what kind of berry, but it is blue. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's grain free. This is one of the sunflowers. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a sunflower cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Ingredients cassava, sunflower protein, maple syrup, coconut oil, strawberries, blueberries,

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<v Speaker 2>vanilla extract, and lemon extract. Better breakfast, breakfast every day.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds good. Oh you got a big, big message.

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<v Speaker 2>There was that my thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Did you hear that sound? Yeah? Oh, Oops, something

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<v Speaker 1>important is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably the company is going down.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we know that they're big old flowery chunks, right,

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<v Speaker 1>flowery chunk puffs. We'll call them puffs. They look like

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<v Speaker 1>like gerber.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they are flowery. Look at that. That's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look at the cock on the front. Oh but

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<v Speaker 1>he's right there. Yeah, he's sang eight real ingredients, five

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<v Speaker 1>grams of added sugar and zero refined sugar. This smells

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<v Speaker 1>like your grandma's robe.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it smells like sorry the oh god, you know

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<v Speaker 2>how the malls when you know they're going out of

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<v Speaker 2>business and all those rock stores are showing up. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>and those like natural stores where they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the little fountains and the bonsai trees.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, this smells like that store. Okay, it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>got a very petuliish smell to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hopefully the Farmland Fresh Dairy's whole organic milk will

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<v Speaker 1>make it a little bit better.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me channel my third eye and try the

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<v Speaker 2>cereal blind. Yeah. Oh god, did they sing the barely

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<v Speaker 2>breathing song?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's dunk and chic Ah. Yeah yeah, you like

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<v Speaker 1>how I knew that right away?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. I taste the lemon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, come on, come on, man, what God, this

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<v Speaker 2>is terrible. It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's terrible. This is disgusting. Wait till

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<v Speaker 1>the next one. God bless America. Like, it's actually like

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<v Speaker 1>a lemon cereal, so I'm not having the same effect.

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<v Speaker 2>That it's too earthy. This tastes like I need to

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<v Speaker 2>go get a rock. I need to like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>buy a rock by a charm and I'm gonna buy

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<v Speaker 2>this cereal at the same time. That is not it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bowl for me. No, I hate the consistency.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The lemon is just so packed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving it three balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I usually don't like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Head's a little warm. Maybe you're going through something something. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a manopause?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there. If there is anopause, I'm definitely at manopause.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens in manopause? I think cereal? That's her good?

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<v Speaker 2>This is not it? Like I'm actually shocked because this

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<v Speaker 2>it tastes like a sunflower.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. I love some flower seeds.

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<v Speaker 2>I like some flower seeds too, because they're super salty

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<v Speaker 2>and crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I get the unsalted ones. Oh good, they're not crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>They're almost mushy actually.

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<v Speaker 2>When you crack it open.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, I get them out of the shell. Please

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<v Speaker 1>for someone who's so I'm country.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I listen to this. I want to get a

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<v Speaker 2>pickup truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you buy seedless sunflower seeds? No, you can't buy

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<v Speaker 1>seedless sunflower seeds. I buy shell list oh flower seeds.

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<v Speaker 2>Shell liss sunflower seeds. Ye, mister country himself is now

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think I've have a spittoon in my basement.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you spit it in a cup?

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<v Speaker 1>That's gross.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually now need to see a simple life show

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<v Speaker 2>with you starring in it, actually going someplace in like

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<v Speaker 2>a rural southern states. This way you could be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, no, I'm good, thank you. No no, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't milk the cow. No no, no, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>spit that. No no, no, I can't move the I

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<v Speaker 2>can't do the hoof thing put on a new on

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<v Speaker 2>a horse or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Hoof You know you don't put new hoofs on the horseshoes.

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<v Speaker 2>The cleavers, horseshoes, the horseshoes. No, no, I can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think I want? Parrot? I can't maneuver

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<v Speaker 1>you get break your teeth and everything. How hard are

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<v Speaker 1>some flower septs? Does this happen in Manopo? So much

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<v Speaker 1>spare time that you can crack open shells where you're

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<v Speaker 1>just put.

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<v Speaker 2>Them in your mouth on with how much does it take?

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<v Speaker 1>So much?

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<v Speaker 2>How much time? So much?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you have those little the little pieces of

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<v Speaker 1>shell and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you have a cup. No, you would crunch

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<v Speaker 2>it and you just and then you eat the next handful. Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>how much time do you really think it takes?

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's stupid. If you actually just want the meat

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<v Speaker 1>that's inside, just eat the meat. Why do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a shell on it? Like? Do you also buy peanuts

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<v Speaker 1>and shells?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>And you just sit there and open them up and

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<v Speaker 1>get your crap all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>You a you have a garbage bag? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Just by Okay, it's one thing. If you're at a

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<v Speaker 1>baseball game, yeah, that's pastime everything. But I mean if

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying it's time everything, But if you're sitting at

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<v Speaker 1>your house, you get a thing of planters and you

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<v Speaker 1>just chug.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, chug peanuts.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably have like a bowl of walnuts on your

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<v Speaker 1>dining room table too, with a crackers with crackers with

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<v Speaker 1>crack and open right, yeah, yeah, in the shell, in

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<v Speaker 1>the shell everything.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Actually, I chew them because these teeth I could

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<v Speaker 2>break open walnut shells. And I also because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>sunflower seeds are so crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a weirdough I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a mister country country roads, back roads, Yeah, pickup

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<v Speaker 2>trucks everything. When it comes to sunflower seeds, you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me, I think the more convenient one for me,

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<v Speaker 2>think you. But yeah, to everything.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be back right after this. It's the right thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Ever back whoo? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what they say in the South?

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<v Speaker 1>Who I don't live in the South.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right. You live out on an island, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I do. It's long.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very light, is a long island, hence the name.

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<v Speaker 1>We were very creative, all right, Andrew, here we go. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>In the past, this particular brand has made us throw

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<v Speaker 1>up more than once, or at the very least spit out.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this Grandma's Kisses or something?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, no, we can thank our friend Matt again

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<v Speaker 1>for sending us this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is this the one that has like the that

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<v Speaker 2>gives the money to the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is Magic Spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrews, oh, okay, yeah, because that one. I looked back

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<v Speaker 2>at an episode and saw that. I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>cereal is disgusting. And then I started reading it and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like, we give fifty percent of the proceeds

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<v Speaker 2>to kids with cancer, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, and Oki, yeah, no, no, no, this is just

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<v Speaker 1>magic spoon ten dollars a box, and it's weird. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a kangaroo in the front as we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>kangaroos on the Big Show. Oh yeah, Gandhi, people can

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<v Speaker 1>fight kangaroos. Yeah, I have a couple friends. She asked

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<v Speaker 1>my friend Nick, and he said that he could fight

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<v Speaker 1>a kangaroo. Well, I mean, you are built like a

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<v Speaker 1>kangaroo and I would not take you on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm built like a kangaroos like solid, yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 2>could kick yeah, I could, yeah, but I would never

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<v Speaker 2>fight a kangaroo because they're vicious.

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<v Speaker 1>They would kill you, and they hold people underwater. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and they also make you eat magic spoon cinnamon while

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<v Speaker 1>you're on their back with a camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Good. This is magic spound protein cereal. This is cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>toast flavor, twelve grands of protein deer total sugars and

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<v Speaker 2>four grands of nick Cabs.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's also really strange is in the box

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<v Speaker 1>with the cinnamon toast magic spoon. He also sends us

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<v Speaker 1>a box of magic spoon cinnamon roll. Why would they

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<v Speaker 1>have something so close roll and toast. Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>have two different cereals because.

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<v Speaker 2>One has icing okay well and down on a We

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<v Speaker 2>noticed the difference. Also, like why did they make the

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<v Speaker 2>kangaroo cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is an Australian there's nothing in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh goodness, I'm glad people spend a lot of money

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<v Speaker 2>on this.

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<v Speaker 1>Right you go to the store. This is ten dollars

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<v Speaker 1>a boxing at ten dollars, but they are They're in

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<v Speaker 1>mainstream store. You'll used to only be able to buy

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<v Speaker 1>it like on Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Biff's dead the nipple baby, that is Biff. This is

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<v Speaker 2>definitely a subsidiary of Kellogg's or someone where they threw

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<v Speaker 2>that sun in charge of like the Keto cereals. And

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I maybe it's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you. That's biff. This smells nice. It's buttery, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it smells like buttery cinnamon toast.

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<v Speaker 2>But can I say something?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What is buttery cinnamon toast? You do butter and cinnamon?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Who does that?

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<v Speaker 1>I it's fairly normal. You get you toast a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of bread and you spread some butter on it and

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<v Speaker 1>then put cinnamon sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a day in my life have I ever done that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we should try it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bloody delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, In Australia it's they have fairy toast.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Fairy toast?

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<v Speaker 1>Do have fregelhite?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not vegemite. It's just sprinkles on toast. Sprinkles Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they rainbow? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fairy toast.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they call them sprinkles?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I like they call them something else there, maybe fairies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it's called fairy toast.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it all right? So we're gonna put a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a farmland fresh fairries whole organic milk.

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<v Speaker 2>But wait, I should probably check that because in one

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<v Speaker 2>of the reviews it said Andrew is consistently wrong whenever

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<v Speaker 2>he says something. But I do know that they have

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<v Speaker 2>fairy toast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so these look like a tiny little cheerbouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold up, what would you do? Get up? Okay, bring

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<v Speaker 1>the can, bring over, bring the bin closer. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm cautiously optimistic with this. Ready one two.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Taste good right there, Let's see what happens. It's good

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<v Speaker 1>right right now? It is. Keep chewing hmm. I don't know, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they change the formula?

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<v Speaker 1>Usually it goes bad, right, it's creamy, yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can't really describe cereal as creamy, but it is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, magic spoon, I see you.

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<v Speaker 1>That might be the second only the first time ever

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<v Speaker 1>that I've had a second spoonful of magic spoon. Hm hm,

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<v Speaker 1>high protein, keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free,

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<v Speaker 1>wheat free. Hmm. It's it's okay, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Just ain't that bad? I actually don't think I hate

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<v Speaker 2>the magic spoon cinnamon toast.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is actually pretty decent.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have that Remember we would always get that

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<v Speaker 1>crazy yeah, that aftertaste. As soon as the flavor was gone,

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<v Speaker 1>you would get that vimicious aftertaste, vermicious. Yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a word. It might be vermicious. I'm giving

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<v Speaker 2>it three balls. I'm gonna give it three bowls and

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon. This is a nice sheila.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh a sheila?

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<v Speaker 2>A nice shela? Is it a box? Is a nice shela?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a girl kangaroo?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a gour kangaroo?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it really? Was it a baby? What are the babies?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the babies are called something all so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Joey's Joey they leave in the pouch. This is wonderful,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say it of all the magic spoons. If you

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<v Speaker 2>find the cinnamon toasts in stores, make sure you go

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<v Speaker 2>get them. Now I'm sounding British at the same time

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<v Speaker 2>as Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was gonna be a colossal fel.

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry if you were tuning in and we're expecting

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<v Speaker 2>me to.

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<v Speaker 1>Vom oh, it's coming, but just not today. No. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that was great. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes we love you, guys. Thank you for listening and

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<v Speaker 2>tuning in and liking and subscribing and rating and reviewing

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<v Speaker 2>and all the fun things.

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<v Speaker 1>That was an enlightening episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew Lightning, what was enlightening.

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<v Speaker 1>I just you know, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't expect it to go the way I have disgusting

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<v Speaker 2>seven Sunday's flavor in my mouth right now. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>I ate cinnamon toast. But then in the background, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like you also ate a leaf.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the leaf of a berry bush. Yeah, without the berry.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I gotta go to the comne store and get

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<v Speaker 2>myself some Uhow slower seeds out shells?

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<v Speaker 1>Shelled?

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<v Speaker 2>Shelled?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>No, unshelled?

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, shelled means they're out of the shell. What

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<v Speaker 1>that's just the way it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Things will never be the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, very good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, yes, shelled is out of shell.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheld means they took it out of the shell. How

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<v Speaker 1>that just is? But why I would like it shelled? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes no sense. That means I'd want it in

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<v Speaker 2>a shell.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I know, no, that makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. Look I'll show you. I'll go to google dot

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<v Speaker 1>com again.

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<v Speaker 2>Please just type it in. We don't need to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Google.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to back up the truck. Here. Watch

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<v Speaker 1>this shell.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it shelled?

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<v Speaker 1>Shelled? Some flower?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you can get them in bulk seeds. It make

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<v Speaker 2>them for birds. Too.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, see shelled, that's so weird. Not in the shell shelled.

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<v Speaker 1>It means we removed the shell.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Say crunch, Andrew, Crunch, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>When do you a bowl?

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<v Speaker 1>Chat No,