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Speaker 2: Final Hour, Final Hour on this Thursday. Dan and the
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Speaker 3: That's there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right? What's the poll question?
Speaker 2: Are we going to stay with six years in the
Speaker 2: NFL or six years on Saturday Night Live? Is that
Speaker 2: what we're gonna stay with?
Speaker 4: Seaton?
Speaker 3: We're gonna put that one up there.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take six years in the NFL. But being
Speaker 2: a cast member, now, I don't know if this is
Speaker 2: true or not, and I'm gonna be guilty of hyperbole here,
Speaker 2: but all I can tell you is what I was
Speaker 2: told back in the nineties, mid nineties, that.
Speaker 4: Someone was.
Speaker 2: Broached with the topic of Keith Oberman and myself hosting
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live. Now, this is mid nineties Peak Sports Center,
Speaker 2: and all I know is that I was told by
Speaker 2: somebody who's affiliated with Saturday Night Live. I don't know
Speaker 2: anybody on there, that I could have asked to say,
Speaker 2: was that really true. I know some people who work
Speaker 2: behind the scenes there, and one of those people said
Speaker 2: that yes, they had heard that. Whether it's true or not,
Speaker 2: I have no idea. But if we were on the
Speaker 2: discussion to be on there, that's all, you know, awesome,
Speaker 2: even if we weren't on the list of possible co
Speaker 2: host or whatever. I was going to be on an
Speaker 2: episode a skit and I was going to be in
Speaker 2: the building for Football Night in America, and I remember
Speaker 2: they said, Hey, how about Dan Patrick being this skit?
Speaker 2: So I waited for the call and then Fred Ormiston
Speaker 2: sat in in my place on the skit. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what the skit was. I was just told, Hey,
Speaker 2: are you available to be in a skit on Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live? And I'm went, yes, yeah, I'll be there
Speaker 2: in a second. And turns out Fred Armiston. So that's
Speaker 2: as close as I ever got. Although I did go
Speaker 2: to Saturday Night Live and I met Jim Carrey when
Speaker 2: he was hosting, and that was pretty cool. And I
Speaker 2: went to a rehearsal. See the rehearsal, they have a
Speaker 2: lot more skits and you know, it's looser and you
Speaker 2: could see if a skit's going to make it to
Speaker 2: the live version. But I haven't been to a live
Speaker 2: version of Saturday Night Live. But I think we've all
Speaker 2: grown up with it, you know, going back to the original,
Speaker 2: and I think that that's you know, you get hooked
Speaker 2: on that with Belushi and Bill Murray, certainly with dan Aykroyd,
Speaker 2: Chevy Chase, Gilda Rader. I mean, the originals. Wonderful casting there,
Speaker 2: Lorraine Newman. But you know, it's hit and miss. Sometimes
Speaker 2: there are times when you're watching and you're going that
Speaker 2: skit's not funny, or it goes long, or there's one
Speaker 2: that you go, you know that's going to stay with you.
Speaker 2: Here's here's a question for you. The most viewed skit
Speaker 2: on Saturday Night Live in history. Okay, this isn't your favorite,
Speaker 2: this is the skit that has been viewed the most,
Speaker 2: I believe on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Todd, do you have a guess?
Speaker 5: I'm going to say the Richard Pryor Cary not carry
Speaker 5: the Exorcist with Richard Pryor and like she's pretending to
Speaker 5: be possessed. I think I think it's Lorraine Newman is
Speaker 5: the one that's pretending to be possessed by the devil.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's that's a long, long time ago, seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Seaton, do you have a skit that you
Speaker 2: think is the most watched Saturday night live skit on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Man, could be Wayne's World, Okay, could be The Church Lady. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Wayne's World, all right.
Speaker 4: Marvin.
Speaker 6: The Will Ferrell Cowbell.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good one, Paul, I'm.
Speaker 7: Gonna go recent last year on Nate Bargasi, the comedian
Speaker 7: was Washington's Dream. I can't wake up without seeing that
Speaker 7: one online.
Speaker 4: Washington's Dream.
Speaker 3: Yep, he was.
Speaker 7: He was doing a thing about the history of America.
Speaker 2: It's really funny, Okay, from what I was told, sort
Speaker 2: of close to me. The number one viewed skit Amy
Speaker 2: Schumer when she plays like she has a she's a teacher,
Speaker 2: and she's a sexed up teacher, and she's kind of
Speaker 2: I think she's a porn star teacher and so everything
Speaker 2: is sexual innuendo. But I think that's the most viewed
Speaker 2: Saturday Live skit. I never would have thought that, and
Speaker 2: I had never seen it before until I heard it,
Speaker 2: and then I went and watched it. It's never as
Speaker 2: good as what you think it is when you're watching
Speaker 2: it in the moment. But it was still funny because
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer is really funny. But yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: the exact title of it, but I think she got
Speaker 2: a very revealing top on and everything is sexual.
Speaker 4: When you wind up Todd, you'd love it, you know.
Speaker 6: It sounds like a great skin of course.
Speaker 3: Yes, my favorite skit. I don't really know why, but
Speaker 3: it's always been my favorite skit. Phil Hartman is in it.
Speaker 3: Who God, man, that dude is just he was so funny.
Speaker 3: And Dana Carvey plays a like pop star who's got
Speaker 3: I think writer's block, and he's going into this meeting
Speaker 3: with his label to see what his new song is
Speaker 3: going to be, and he's just making it up on
Speaker 3: the spot and he's like, you know, my lady went downtown,
Speaker 3: she bought some broccoli. She wrote it home and he
Speaker 3: sings a song about this lady choppin broccoli and Phil
Speaker 3: Hartman he's just eating it up, Like god, it's so good.
Speaker 3: It's just so good. What a genius is It's the
Speaker 3: dumbest skit. It's the easiest joke in the world. But
Speaker 3: man is it so funny.
Speaker 2: I would say the Samurai with Belushi, Yes, yes, that
Speaker 2: was that was great. And then you hear the stories.
Speaker 2: So when I did Football Night in America for a
Speaker 2: couple of years, we were doing it on the same
Speaker 2: floors Saturday Night Live, and I would always go back
Speaker 2: one of my you know, my dressing room was the
Speaker 2: main dressing room for the host who would be there
Speaker 2: on Saturday Night Live, so it would be after Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live we would be there on Sunday. So I'd
Speaker 2: always be curious what, you know, they host the guest
Speaker 2: host would leave in the dressing room, and you know,
Speaker 2: there was always a few, you know, interesting things that
Speaker 2: were left in there, but there's so much history in
Speaker 2: there that that's where they all were. And then you
Speaker 2: hear the stories that they would hide drugs in the ceilings.
Speaker 2: Dan Ackroyd was talking about how you know, they were
Speaker 2: hiding drugs up in the you know those little cutout
Speaker 2: ceilings there you push them up, you could, you know,
Speaker 2: store stuff, and they were hiding drugs from one another
Speaker 2: because they didn't want them stolen by somebody else.
Speaker 4: Just trying to survive that and Chevy Chase was there
Speaker 4: one year.
Speaker 2: I believe, and then he decided to make movies, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden it became kind of Bill Murray,
Speaker 2: Ackroyd and Gilda Radner, and you know, just so fast
Speaker 2: forward to early nineties. You know, I strike up a
Speaker 2: friendship with Bill Murray, and you know, you're I'm walking
Speaker 2: down the street in the in Greenwich village with Bill
Speaker 2: Murray and realizing that you know, he watches Sports Center
Speaker 2: and he wanted to talk, and we went out, We
Speaker 2: had dinner, We did a pub crawl, a to Z
Speaker 2: pub crawl. We got in a street cleaner and we
Speaker 2: were going to drive it off. He almost got in
Speaker 2: a fight that night. You know, so you're like, what
Speaker 2: am I doing here? You know, but that's a normal
Speaker 2: day for Bill. We did a pub crawl A to Z.
Speaker 2: Now we only made it to I think Letter J
Speaker 2: before all hell broke loose. But yeah, I mean, and
Speaker 2: then you know, we're in Toronto for a movie with
Speaker 2: Sandler and Ackroyd is there and Sandler goes to Ackroyd,
Speaker 2: Danny tell them all the stories.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, guys, ask him all that.
Speaker 2: So we're asking all these questions about Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 2: and he was very forthcoming, with that, So Saturday Night
Speaker 2: Live coming up this weekend fiftieth anniversary, so we'll talk
Speaker 2: to Heidi Gardner, who's part of the current crew, and
Speaker 2: shol John is coming up here in a little bit.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 2: When we left off last hour, we were talking about
Speaker 2: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees.
Speaker 4: We went through some of them.
Speaker 2: I hate doing this where you say somebody shouldn't be
Speaker 2: a Hall of Famer, But if you're asking me that,
Speaker 2: then I'll give you my honest opinion. And you know,
Speaker 2: Joy Division, I'm not really aware of Joy Division. I
Speaker 2: probably would be, you know if I google them, but
Speaker 2: sure you know they it's kind of like.
Speaker 3: Joy Division and New Order spawned like The Cure, you know,
Speaker 3: sort of like that, like depeche Mode. Maybe a lot
Speaker 3: of those sort of gothy pop goth kind of right.
Speaker 4: Who else is on that list? Let's see.
Speaker 3: So far we've mentioned Bad Company, The Black Crows, Mariah Carey,
Speaker 3: Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Billy Idol, Joy Division in New Order,
Speaker 3: Cindy Lauper. This band I'm not familiar with, so I
Speaker 3: apologize if I'm mispronouncing it, but I believe they're called
Speaker 3: Manah They are huge, massive, huge, huge, huge in Mexico. Yes,
Speaker 3: they're a massive Mexican band and they should be in
Speaker 3: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, they are huge.
Speaker 3: Next on the list is Oasis. Yeah, I mean clearly, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean just to hear their speech, right, yeah, to
Speaker 3: see them.
Speaker 7: How many original albums did Oasis make?
Speaker 4: That one was huge?
Speaker 7: Did they do a follow up?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had a bunch. Okay, yeah, they had a
Speaker 3: bunch that did really well. But they were bigger than
Speaker 3: the Beatles. They just asked them, do you know you
Speaker 3: can ask English people too, and they would put Oasis
Speaker 3: ahead of the Beatles.
Speaker 4: Now these are people don't know music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, what are the English now?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 3: How about after Oasis, we have outcasts? I think this
Speaker 3: is Outcast maybe second time on that list too.
Speaker 2: Sure, this is what I would hope is the super
Speaker 2: Bowl in Atlanta twenty twenty eight. Outcast, Outcast is your
Speaker 2: halftime entertainment. I'll just throw that out all right, Okay,
Speaker 2: anything else?
Speaker 3: Fish is on the the uh supergroup from Vermont. They,
Speaker 3: I would say absolutely because they never had a true hit,
Speaker 3: They never had any real radio play, They never had
Speaker 3: any real like commercial support at all and somehow we're
Speaker 3: one of the biggest touring acts of all time. It
Speaker 3: seems like, Okay, that's pretty great.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Sound Garden one of the early sort of grunge ish bands.
Speaker 3: Before there was grunge, there was Sound Garden.
Speaker 2: I don't know enough about them except for what Chris Cornell,
Speaker 2: but I don't know enough of their music. I would
Speaker 2: say probably no, okay, but okay, more influential Sonic Youth.
Speaker 4: Or Sound Garden.
Speaker 3: For me, Sonic Youth, okay, for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just curious.
Speaker 3: Then the last on the list is The White Stripes,
Speaker 3: which I would say just based on Seven Nation Army, absolutely,
Speaker 3: because you have not been able to go to a
Speaker 3: sporting event, whether it's high school all the way up
Speaker 3: to the biggest game in the world without hearing dun
Speaker 3: Dun dun d just that one song alone and how
Speaker 3: it's hit like critical Mass.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, the whole thing, the way they dressed and
Speaker 2: was it his sister, was it his wife? Uh So
Speaker 2: there was always mystery there with him. But he's still
Speaker 2: like he has all these the rack on tours and
Speaker 2: he's got a couple of different bands that he performs
Speaker 2: under Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I think
Speaker 4: they can take six.
Speaker 3: Six from that list.
Speaker 2: I think it's six. I think six is the max.
Speaker 2: How about you pick one Seaton, I'll start with you.
Speaker 2: The one rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominee is.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 3: Why do you have to do that? I would. I
Speaker 3: guess I'm gonna go Mariah Carry Yeah, I would.
Speaker 4: I would put her in first Man Todd, how about you?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess Mariah from that group, and I couldn't
Speaker 6: name a couple of songs.
Speaker 4: From some of the other ones anyway, Yeah, you can't. Mark.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Fish.
Speaker 9: What so because I worked at a boxing match in
Speaker 9: the theater of Madison Square Garden New Year's Eve one
Speaker 9: year and above the main garden.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Fish performed for about twelve nights in a row. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm sorry you're in. Yeah, Paulie, I think I go
Speaker 10: Bad Company. I'm not the biggest fan, but I'm aware
Speaker 10: of them, and they had a heck of a run.
Speaker 10: It almost feel like they should have been in before.
Speaker 4: I love Bad Company.
Speaker 2: Paul Rodgers is a great He also performed I Think
Speaker 2: with Queen after Freddie had died and they went out
Speaker 2: on tour and they had Paul Rodgers. I think Adam
Speaker 2: Lambert is touring with him or had toured with him.
Speaker 2: But Paul Rodgers. He let me in free, didn't he do?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Paul Rodgers did that great great voice.
Speaker 3: King Crimson, King Crimson, isn't it. I feel like Bad
Speaker 3: Company has links to a lot of different bands.
Speaker 2: I think because of Paul Rodgers. Not the Hoople, not
Speaker 2: the poopl not the Poopol, but Manta Hoople their biggest song.
Speaker 2: David Bowie wrote All the Young Dudes. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you can name the next Manta Hoopol song. That's
Speaker 2: one of my favorite games. With one hit All the
Speaker 2: Young Dudes two. It's a great song, but I think
Speaker 2: David wrote it for mont the Hoople. All right, let
Speaker 2: me take a break, get some phone calls coming up.
Speaker 2: But I hate when you know this this goes. This
Speaker 2: is just like the Sports Hall of Fame when you
Speaker 2: go no, yeah, no, Like these people all had great careers,
Speaker 2: but you know you've got to have a really definitive
Speaker 2: opinion on them. You know, it's a hard answer there
Speaker 2: of yes or no. Although we don't do that with
Speaker 2: rock and roll artist Dewey, like is it yes or no?
Speaker 2: But we'll do that with you know, uh Jim Plunk,
Speaker 2: yes or no? Yes, Marvin.
Speaker 9: Because music is so subjective, Like if I start trouble
Speaker 9: right now, say Outcast is the greatest rap group ever,
Speaker 9: people are gonna be upset about that because it's all subjective.
Speaker 6: So that's the difference between music and sports.
Speaker 9: Like somebody averages thirty points a game for their career,
Speaker 9: no one's gonna say, I'm not sure, Like that's a
Speaker 9: no brain.
Speaker 4: Is Outcast the greatest rap group of all time?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Wow, Todd might disagree.
Speaker 6: I'm all about run DMC.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know they actually have that almost like that sports
Speaker 3: analogy to where you can't go into a lot of
Speaker 3: stadiums without hearing hey ya playing at least for a
Speaker 3: period of time. That was like a massive anthem that
Speaker 3: I'll cast.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, take a break, more phone calls coming up.
Speaker 4: We're back after this.
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Speaker 2: A couple of phone calls, then we'll talk to Heidi
Speaker 2: Gardner Saturday Night Live. I have comedian actress fiftieth anniversary
Speaker 2: coming up this weekend. Andy and Rhode Island. Hi, Andy,
Speaker 2: what's on your mind today?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Dan Dennet.
Speaker 12: I hope y'all I get gearing up ready for your
Speaker 12: vacation is long Overding.
Speaker 5: I hope you all enjoy it.
Speaker 12: Dad.
Speaker 8: I need answers to Pritty because I feel like he's
Speaker 8: mailing it in.
Speaker 2: He's not taking chees from his wife.
Speaker 13: And it's a big.
Speaker 12: Concern because for a guy that putting so much effort.
Speaker 14: To get on his knee on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 8: Ritty?
Speaker 15: Dude?
Speaker 2: Are you not getting enough love?
Speaker 3: Do I have to send a hut to you?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Andy?
Speaker 5: The problem is every time I try to do anything
Speaker 5: remotely romantic, she's just not doesn't receive it very well.
Speaker 5: I already have this, you got me something similar to
Speaker 5: that in earrings. I don't We're spending so much money
Speaker 5: on college and everything.
Speaker 6: I don't want. I don't want anything. I don't need anything.
Speaker 5: She's made it clear for years now, just kind of
Speaker 5: let her watch her Real Housewives and leave her Alone's.
Speaker 6: Maybe we can bring in food.
Speaker 5: We don't have to go out to dinner well like
Speaker 5: an old couple, like people living like we ninety.
Speaker 6: Just bring in some pizza. I'm fine. Really, that's what
Speaker 6: we're doing.
Speaker 5: I can't get you like you eggs or a bracelet,
Speaker 5: ne because I got plenty of jewelry. I got the
Speaker 5: emerald thing, the diamond thing, the pearl thing.
Speaker 6: We're fine.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, poor guy man, feel for you.
Speaker 6: That's me down.
Speaker 4: Al in California. Him.
Speaker 3: Hey, Gzy peet, Pandora, shout out, Pandora, Gep.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna get to it very quickly.
Speaker 3: I have a quick game of one of these dudes
Speaker 3: have in common.
Speaker 14: I also wanted to have a.
Speaker 2: Quick old out there hot full talk.
Speaker 6: Is Jalen Hurts a top five quarterback?
Speaker 2: That's for another day, you know I brought it up.
Speaker 2: Is he going to be viewed as an elite quarterback?
Speaker 2: If you want to put him in the top five, fine,
Speaker 2: just tell me who you're taking out like, I'm fine
Speaker 2: with it. I mean, Joe Burrow's in there, Mahomes is
Speaker 2: in there, Josh Allen in there, Lamar Jackson, and Jalen Hurts. Okay,
Speaker 2: I can't argue with the postseason, regular season. Yeah, probably
Speaker 2: not a top five, but in the big games he
Speaker 2: comes up there. Let me see Tammy in California. Hi, Tammy,
Speaker 2: what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Hi Damn Patrick?
Speaker 4: Love your show.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Tammy, first time caller.
Speaker 13: Five nights.
Speaker 3: My sister turned sixty today. She's in Vegas.
Speaker 4: She's listening listening to it on the radio.
Speaker 13: Can I get a shout out from you?
Speaker 1: And the excuse me from you?
Speaker 4: And the Dennet and what's her name, Tammy?
Speaker 12: Her name is Don and Vegas. Don Don, my sister,
Speaker 12: the older sister.
Speaker 2: Okay, of course, of course he's older than you. How
Speaker 2: about we give Don in Vegas a thank you, Tammy.
Speaker 5: Todd.
Speaker 4: We'll have you rhyme gonna love it?
Speaker 2: Yeah she will, she will, Uh get your rhyme time
Speaker 2: ready for maybe after Heidi's got a.
Speaker 6: Rhyme time tweet.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: If it don't fit, you must have quit. NBA's Kevin
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Speaker 3: Uh. So glove, love love love glove.
Speaker 6: They're playing along at home got the home game.
Speaker 4: Heidi Gardner.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: She's a Saturday Night Live cast member and a die
Speaker 2: hard Chiefs fan. The SNL fiftieth anniversary special Sunday at
Speaker 2: eight Eastern on NBC and Peacock. He is also in
Speaker 2: the Apple TV comedy Shrinking, plays the character Grace. Harrison
Speaker 2: Ford and Jason Segel are in that Heidi joins us Now.
Speaker 2: When I told Fritzy to reach out and have you
Speaker 2: join us, this was before the Super Bowl, and I
Speaker 2: know you're a big Chiefs fan, and we thought you
Speaker 2: were going to be in a great mood.
Speaker 4: So what kind of mood are you in?
Speaker 15: Okay, I am in a mood where I am very
Speaker 15: fortunate and blessed. We won two years in a row.
Speaker 15: We've won three times in the last six years, very lucky.
Speaker 15: Sunday was really hard. I love the Chiefs. The only
Speaker 15: thing I'm upset about are some of these false narratives
Speaker 15: after the fact that you know, like Mahomes's legacy is
Speaker 15: questioned like that is crazy to me. The fact that
Speaker 15: some people are saying that the Chiefs had already copyrighted
Speaker 15: three pete and that was like the motivation for the Eagles.
Speaker 15: Like I love bulletin board material. We use it, but
Speaker 15: I can assure you all season there was no chief
Speaker 15: or coach read it was saying anything about three pete.
Speaker 15: I feel like they were trying to ignore that noise.
Speaker 15: Of course, it's in your head. And I just want
Speaker 15: to say, at the beginning of the season, a lot
Speaker 15: of people were talking smack on the Eagles and that
Speaker 15: they had lost it.
Speaker 13: They were talking this last year.
Speaker 15: They were talking it on Jalen Hurts and now it's
Speaker 15: just like they were always the inevitable team.
Speaker 13: I'm just a little frustrated and I needed to get
Speaker 13: all that out.
Speaker 4: Did you cry Sunday?
Speaker 13: No, I didn't cry.
Speaker 15: I think my job as a Chiefs fan is just
Speaker 15: to give them love and hope, and I just continued
Speaker 15: to try and love and hope us into a win
Speaker 15: and it didn't happen.
Speaker 13: And I love them all the same.
Speaker 2: When did you begin your love affair with the Kansas
Speaker 2: City Chiefs growing up in Kansas City?
Speaker 13: Yeah, so I was born there, so it was faded.
Speaker 15: But my mom has just always been a sports fan,
Speaker 15: and it was probably like around five and a half
Speaker 15: or six years old. I just accepted that on Sundays
Speaker 15: we were going to be watching football like that, and
Speaker 15: I needed to embrace that because I loved my mom
Speaker 15: and that was the thing that I needed.
Speaker 13: To learn how to love too.
Speaker 4: Okay, but this fandom though, now it's with you the
Speaker 4: rest of your life.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, And I still consider it a blessing, even
Speaker 15: though it takes over my persona and my anxiety quite
Speaker 15: quite a bit.
Speaker 6: But I love it.
Speaker 4: Did you talk to Taylor Swift when she was on
Speaker 4: Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 15: Well, so I had talked to her pre her becoming
Speaker 15: a Chiefs fan, so I haven't gotten to connect with
Speaker 15: her since, but I would love to talk Chiefs with her.
Speaker 2: Feels like it's inevitable her and Travis are going to
Speaker 2: get engaged. I mean, I love love. I'm rooting for
Speaker 2: love is what I'm rooting for.
Speaker 13: Me too, I'm rooting for love.
Speaker 15: I was scared in the beginning because, like as a
Speaker 15: fan first, like I love both those people, but I
Speaker 15: was like, is this going to be a distraction? But
Speaker 15: it's been all good and I love Love and I
Speaker 15: love that like she's brought even more eyes on our team.
Speaker 2: Are you a competitor the way an athlete is? With
Speaker 2: whatever roles do you have on SNL or when you're
Speaker 2: you know, doing other shows?
Speaker 13: For sure?
Speaker 15: I mean I always say that I played sports growing up,
Speaker 15: and the only one of the only reasons I wish
Speaker 15: I would have continued on is because I wish I
Speaker 15: had like the total discipline of an athlete. But I
Speaker 15: will say recently at work, there's a few times when
Speaker 15: I've gotten thrown things where I have to go perform
Speaker 15: with no rehearsal, and that is scary. I mean, it's
Speaker 15: live anyways, but if I haven't had a rehearsal and
Speaker 15: they're just like, you're in this now or you're doing
Speaker 15: this now, and I'm like, you know, I want to
Speaker 15: come back and be like, we didn't even do a rewriter,
Speaker 15: we didn't do this, And I just think to myself,
Speaker 15: what would mahomes do? He would play?
Speaker 13: So that's what I do.
Speaker 2: Heidi Gardner's Saturday Night Live cast member. So it's actors, comedian, writer,
Speaker 2: die Hard Chief spent. Is that the order, Yes, I mean.
Speaker 15: You can always move Diehard Chief sent to the top.
Speaker 15: That is like the thing that has stayed consistent. That's
Speaker 15: probably my number.
Speaker 2: One fiftieth anniversary special Sunday, February sixteenth at eight Eastern
Speaker 2: that'll be uh NBC and Peacock. Also, you play Grace
Speaker 2: in the Apple TV shrinking. Then you push your boyfriend
Speaker 2: off a cliff?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how was that?
Speaker 13: It felt good?
Speaker 5: He was a jerk.
Speaker 4: He had it coming, Yes, he had it coming.
Speaker 2: What was the first sketch you did where you go
Speaker 2: uh oh uh, oh in a good way or oh
Speaker 2: in a bad way?
Speaker 13: Oh in a good way?
Speaker 15: Was I did a weekend Update and the character was
Speaker 15: every boxer's girlfriend from every movie about boxing ever, And
Speaker 15: that one just connected with the audience, and I think
Speaker 15: people were like, oh, yeah, that's a trope. I see
Speaker 15: the girlfriend in a boxing movie or the wife always
Speaker 15: has the exact same script. Yeah that and I just
Speaker 15: I got a lot of feedback, And that's the first
Speaker 15: time I started like people would recognize me and they
Speaker 15: would say like a catchphrase, and.
Speaker 2: They go, I'm going to my sisters. Yes, yeah, is
Speaker 2: that like you walked in the streets of New York?
Speaker 4: What do you get? I get that.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 15: What's cool is I think because SNL is such an
Speaker 15: institution here and it's been around for so long, it
Speaker 15: feels like a sports team. So people New Yorkers actually,
Speaker 15: instead of like necessarily calling out a sketch or anything,
Speaker 15: they just are like, go, Heidi go.
Speaker 13: I'm me yanky or something like cool, I'm on the team.
Speaker 4: What was your dress? What your audition?
Speaker 13: Like, Oh my gosh, well it was on I.
Speaker 15: Just feel like I have to relate everything to sports.
Speaker 15: You're not pushing me into that. But it was on
Speaker 15: August twenty third, So I put a picture of Lebron
Speaker 15: and Michael Jordan on my phone to just be like
Speaker 15: twenty three greatness, So I remember.
Speaker 2: That from it.
Speaker 15: And then it was five minutes and I think I
Speaker 15: did about twelve characters because I wanted to be undeniable.
Speaker 13: I wanted to give them everything I had.
Speaker 15: But it was also my first time ever seeing that
Speaker 15: SNL stage in person, so I was also just like
Speaker 15: I stepped on it and I wanted to be like,
Speaker 15: can I take a selfie? And they were like, and
Speaker 15: your audition is five four three, And then suddenly it
Speaker 15: was happening. So I kind of blacked out. And then
Speaker 15: a week later they called me they said we wanted
Speaker 15: to come back. I blacked out, but I did the audition.
Speaker 15: They said we wanted to come back and do the
Speaker 15: audition another audition, but this time it has to be
Speaker 15: a totally new one. We want to see if she
Speaker 15: can oh waa ceial in a week, and I was like,
Speaker 15: I gave you like my stars. And so my second
Speaker 15: audition was like me rifling through old sketches and characters.
Speaker 15: And I always say like my second audition was like
Speaker 15: me playing my bench and then I won the game
Speaker 15: Who's Cool?
Speaker 2: Sandler and Will Ferrell, you know they talk about how
Speaker 2: it gets kind of cold in there, you know, in
Speaker 2: a variety of ways where you know there's no ambiance really,
Speaker 2: like Lauren can be out there and you don't even
Speaker 2: know if he's there's no reaction or any like, how
Speaker 2: do you know when you're doing well in your audition?
Speaker 15: I actually think it's the type of person you are. Possibly,
Speaker 15: I mean I did hear laughs. I don't know if
Speaker 15: I heard Lauren's laugh, but like it's warm enough where
Speaker 15: I mean, anybody who's auditioning this funny and I think
Speaker 15: you're going to hear some laughs, but you don't know,
Speaker 15: you know, if it's enough laughs to get the job.
Speaker 15: I remember leaving the audition and having the anxiety start
Speaker 15: to set in, and there were a couple guys outside
Speaker 15: who had also just auditioned, and they approached me and
Speaker 15: they were like so did you kill it? And I
Speaker 15: was like I don't I I don't know, did you
Speaker 15: And they were like, yeah, I think so. So I
Speaker 15: was like, Okay, I think it's just who you are.
Speaker 15: It's like you might have that inner confidence.
Speaker 4: Okay, give me your ideal hote.
Speaker 2: I'm going to let you create your own show from
Speaker 2: the standpoint of your guest host is going to be
Speaker 2: and your musical guest will be who you can pick anybody?
Speaker 13: Ooh, okay my.
Speaker 15: Guest host, I mean I have I do want. I
Speaker 15: got Travis Kelce, I want my homes. I want my
Speaker 15: homes or I want Lebron two debatable goats, but you
Speaker 15: know those are ones that I really want.
Speaker 12: And then.
Speaker 15: Music wise, I mean, I really liked the Kindrick halftime show.
Speaker 15: I'd love to see him do whatever he wants on
Speaker 15: SNL as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, who do you think had a worse night, Mahomes
Speaker 4: or Drake.
Speaker 13: Drake.
Speaker 15: I think that.
Speaker 4: That's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: That's pretty bad when the entire crowd is singing a
Speaker 2: song that's about you and he went as far away
Speaker 2: as possible. He went to Australia.
Speaker 15: Yes, yes, yeah, but again Mahomes really you know his
Speaker 15: tweet after he likes to win, so I mean he
Speaker 15: I feel his pain too.
Speaker 4: Keep your head up though, honey, I hope some things
Speaker 4: good are coming your way.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, you know, the Chiefs losing, so I
Speaker 4: hope something you know good happens here.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 15: Yeah, life works that way. Then you know, maybe a
Speaker 15: big movie or TV show is coming my life.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you have a big movie come
Speaker 4: in your way?
Speaker 15: No, but I'm looking for one or just some sort
Speaker 15: of series that I get to create. I would love
Speaker 15: anything like that.
Speaker 4: Would you like for me to talk to Sandler?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, well we missed you and happy Gilmore too,
Speaker 2: But I don't know what he's going to have. But
Speaker 2: you know what we get done with this, I think
Speaker 2: I'll do that. I'll just say, hey, I know this
Speaker 2: person down in the dumps Chiefs lost, needs to pick
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 4: How about those water Boy water Boy water and Daryl
Speaker 4: Water Daryl.
Speaker 5: We got it?
Speaker 2: Yes, have fun? Thank you again, Heidi. Thank you, Heidi Gardner.
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live cast member, and iheard Chiefs spent fiftieth
Speaker 2: anniversary this Sunday on NBC and Peacock. That's at eight
Speaker 2: Eastern and Of course, you can see her on the
Speaker 2: Apple TV show Shrinking with Harrison Ford and Jason Siegel.
Speaker 2: When we come back Rhyme Time, last call for phone
Speaker 2: calls what we learned. And also, if you're watching on Peacock,
Speaker 2: it's Meet Thursday. We got Ribbi's out there and Sue
Speaker 2: some loaded up potatoes as well.
Speaker 4: We're back after this.
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
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Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: Meet Friday Awesome. All the recipes you'll find those at
Speaker 2: danpatrick dot com. All right, we've been putting off Rhyme Time.
Speaker 2: We want to have a standalone segment. I didn't want
Speaker 2: you to compete with Heidi Gardner or anybody else today.
Speaker 6: I would lose that yeah time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's a comedian. I wanted you to have
Speaker 2: a standalone segment here, Rhyme Time. Once again, would you
Speaker 2: explain to the audience what Rhyme Time is all about.
Speaker 6: I'm going to give you two clues, and the answers
Speaker 6: to those clues are words that rhyme with one another.
Speaker 5: Okay, for instance, for instance, close game as Paulie likes
Speaker 5: to call it when it's a close game. Embrace, close game, embrace, Snug, Hug,
Speaker 5: Snug hug.
Speaker 4: Paulie loves the word snug. Oh yeah, you love snug.
Speaker 7: It's a good thing. Snug in the cold day.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But Paulie be like, oh, it'll be ESPN snug, so
Speaker 2: you know it's on ESPN. It's a really tight game.
Speaker 4: Snug. Public service, all right.
Speaker 3: Tod small cat head over heels. Yeah, kittensman, kitten smitten.
Speaker 6: That's correct.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's tried. Valentine's Day things are.
Speaker 5: All val boxes and breeths cheating, boxes and breefs cheating.
Speaker 6: What are boxes and briefs?
Speaker 3: Pair affair?
Speaker 6: That would be underwear affair, boxes and breeze and Peter,
Speaker 6: it would be.
Speaker 14: An underwear affair. Okay, wow, not punctual. A night out,
Speaker 14: Not punctual, a night out, late date, late date?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Row seat rubber, roast seat rubber, yes, Paul section section, we'll.
Speaker 6: Look at it. Section protection. Section protection would be roast
Speaker 6: seat and rubber.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I'm going condom, condom, condom, londom, condom.
Speaker 4: The trojan mogin.
Speaker 5: Jalen winks at Jaalen winks at Rose Hurts Hurts is
Speaker 5: one of them jalen and winks and hurts flirts.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's keep forgetting.
Speaker 16: Sports drink, sing to sports drink, sing to Marvin, Gatorade, serenade, rhyme, rhyme.
Speaker 5: Intestinal surgery showing love, intestinal surgery showing love.
Speaker 3: What is bowel obstructions?
Speaker 14: If we'll look at that resection and affection, that's that
Speaker 14: specific sports footwear.
Speaker 5: Between the sports footwear between that would be cleatch sheets, laryngitis,
Speaker 5: intimate relations, laryngitis, intimate relations.
Speaker 3: Horse intercourse, intercourse absolutely is that's what it is. Intercourse
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 5: Saint Brown threesome, Saint Brownesome.
Speaker 4: I'm on Econimus and.
Speaker 6: The judges were looking for a Manra and Mona would be.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give that to Fritzy.
Speaker 4: I'm going to give you a blop on that deep cut.
Speaker 6: Manelo song treats Mandy Candy Pinocchio. Will you accept this?
Speaker 5: Thse Rose? Complain where my heart belongs? Complain where my
Speaker 5: heart belongs? Fritzy complaining would also be whining to wine
Speaker 5: Valentines with the judgle.
Speaker 4: Okay, we only have a.
Speaker 6: One or two left?
Speaker 5: How about poke fun at cosmetic rockers poke fun at.
Speaker 5: When you poke fun at, like talk about someone's mom,
Speaker 5: you're kind of what are you doing to them if
Speaker 5: you poke fun at them?
Speaker 6: And a rock group that had a lot of makeup
Speaker 6: on their face like it was Halloween.
Speaker 3: That's what a cosmetic rocker is.
Speaker 6: Cosmetic rockers and kiss dis kiss is exactly what that is.
Speaker 6: Diss and kiss.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take away a bluep on that one.
Speaker 5: And my last one was dumb arrow also Valentine's weighted
Speaker 5: dumb and arrow.
Speaker 6: Stupid, stupid, cupid.
Speaker 3: And I think that's all all right, Thank you, Tom,
Speaker 3: welcome round and pause.
Speaker 6: A monra that's Saint Brown and threesome.
Speaker 3: Of course, horse horse and.
Speaker 6: Intercourse Lary is an intimate relationship.
Speaker 2: Final results of the poll question there, horse intercourse, horse intercourse.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, final results of the poll question. Let's see
Speaker 3: we have up there would you rather do six years
Speaker 3: in the NFL or six years with SNL? Right now,
Speaker 3: that's split fifty to fifty. We also have who's the
Speaker 3: greatest SNL cast member? Your options were Chris Farley, Eddie Murphy,
Speaker 3: Will Farrell, Bill Murray, Adam Sandler, and other. Do you
Speaker 3: want to guess who's in the last place right now.
Speaker 4: Adam Sandler.
Speaker 3: What the heck is that all about? Yeah, he wasn't
Speaker 3: great on Saturday Night Line.
Speaker 4: What he wasn't?
Speaker 3: People right now, at about thirty percent of the vote
Speaker 3: have Chris Farley, followed very closely by Eddie Murphy and
Speaker 3: Will Farrell are actually tied.
Speaker 8: Eddie.
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy saved Saturday Night Live. Yeah, now, if you're
Speaker 2: going to factor that in of there was nothing like
Speaker 2: when Eddie came on. People talked about him on Monday.
Speaker 2: I mean, he was incredible. This day in sports history, Paul,
Speaker 2: just give you a couple.
Speaker 7: Nineteen seventy seven, Doctor j played its first NBA All
Speaker 7: Star Game. He was the MVP with thirty points and
Speaker 7: twelve rebounds. Oh and this is said two thousand and eight,
Speaker 7: Roger Clemens denied taking pds in front of Congress.
Speaker 2: On this date, Cooper Cupp named the MVP. Rams beat
Speaker 2: the Bengals Super Bowl fifty six. Let's see, Oh, here's one.
Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty three, Julia Serving is named MVP again, but
Speaker 2: the game featured Marvin Gay singing the national anthem. Google
Speaker 2: it It's awesome. Brett in California Hi, Brett, what's on
Speaker 2: your mind today?
Speaker 12: Kicks for tall, one hundred and eighty pounds, Long time blister,
Speaker 12: First on caller, you talk about the most popular SNL
Speaker 12: sketch view wise of all time. I'm out here in California.
Speaker 12: It's raining buckets every time it rains in this state,
Speaker 12: all over social media, all you see the news. Everything
Speaker 12: is the Chris Farley El Nino sketch that has to
Speaker 12: have more views than any Saturday Night Life content in history.
Speaker 2: Well, I was listening to Amy Schumer being interviewed on
Speaker 2: Howard Stern, and Howard brought it up to Amy that
Speaker 2: it's the most viewed skit that she plays this porn
Speaker 2: star teacher, provocative teacher, and I think it's the most
Speaker 2: viewed skit on YouTube any history. Kenny in Indiana, Hi Kenny, Hey.
Speaker 3: Dan, first time caller, six foot one fifty.
Speaker 12: I wasn't calling to see if you have any.
Speaker 3: Knowledge or if you can put in a good word
Speaker 3: if there's going to be a grown Ups three in
Speaker 3: the works.
Speaker 2: I have not been told anything. I think Sandler's got
Speaker 2: to get through Happy Gilmore too. Putting that together. That'll
Speaker 2: be a big movie coming up, probably in July. But
Speaker 2: I don't know what his other plans are. He's always
Speaker 2: got two or three that are kind of in the
Speaker 2: on deck circle. All righty, we did it. We're ready
Speaker 2: to go on vacation for a couple of days. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: are we applauding for us? Okay, Todd, what did you
Speaker 2: learn today?
Speaker 5: Heidi Gardner has a Patrick Mahomes attitude when she's thrown
Speaker 5: into a sketch and has to perform without any rehearsal.
Speaker 3: Seat O'Connor, He's open to a movie or a TV show, whichever.
Speaker 3: Send the officeh see what I can do, Marvin.
Speaker 6: Kevin O'Connell is the second best looking coach.
Speaker 7: Paul grown ups three. I see rumblings of twenty twenty
Speaker 7: six schedules.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, I haven't heard from Sandler. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to check my schedule. See if I'm available. Todd, what
Speaker 2: did I learn today?
Speaker 5: You learned that Kevin O'Connor believes John mcmagy must have
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Speaker 6: Look like that.
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