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Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And if you've seen

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Speaker 1: any type of sporting event on TV lately, or you've

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Speaker 1: watched any primetime network shows, I'm sure you've seen the

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Speaker 1: advertisements for five G Yeah, yeah, no, more gs the better.

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Speaker 1: That's right, the next big thing in wireless more five

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Speaker 1: G G to the fifth degree. There's no escaping it

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Speaker 1: right now, it's everywhere you look. In fact, we call

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Speaker 1: one guy to tell him he's the lucky, random person

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Speaker 1: that got picked out of a hat for his apartment

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Speaker 1: to get a five G upgrade. But once he hears

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Speaker 1: what that really means, he might want to move. You'll

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Speaker 1: understand when you hear your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Toby. You got him. Hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is Diane. I'm one of the managers for apartments.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, Dianne, what's up? Just making sure you're in

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Speaker 1: unit number three, three sixty four. Great, great, just what

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Speaker 1: I was about to say. And I've got great news

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Speaker 1: for you. What's that Your apartment just got picked out

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Speaker 1: of a hat for a really cool renovation. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said too. That's so cool. Wait till

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Speaker 1: you hear about it. It gets even cooler. I mean,

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Speaker 1: have you seen the ads for five G on TV? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I want you to imagine having the technology of an

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Speaker 1: entire five G cell phone tower inside your apartment. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not following, Okay, I got a little excited. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're right. Let me explain better. Have you have you

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Speaker 1: seen the older cell phone towers around the city. Um? No,

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Speaker 1: you know, the big ones. They're really ugly. They stand

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Speaker 1: out kind of in a bad way, I guess, so okay, well,

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Speaker 1: now they're able to camouflage them so much better. Wait,

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Speaker 1: are you saying that you're putting an actual cell phone

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Speaker 1: tower in my apartment? I need you to close your

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Speaker 1: eyes right now. Okay. I want you to imagine getting

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Speaker 1: home from work and you walk into the kitchen and

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Speaker 1: something is glowing in the corner. It looks like a

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Speaker 1: normal fridge, but when you open it bam, five G

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Speaker 1: antenna right there? Are you being serious? Because it seems

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Speaker 1: like this isn't real. I know, the technology is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I hear you. Okay, they've been trying to camouflage these

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Speaker 1: things everywhere, and yours is going to look like a fridge.

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Speaker 1: I mean, a fridge is pretty big, right, but it's

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Speaker 1: not as big as an old cell phone tower. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but does that mean I'm losing my old bridge or

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Speaker 1: something I don't understand. Oh no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that would be ridiculous. I mean, you're gonna have two fridges.

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Speaker 1: One is five G and the others your normal fringe. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why are you doing this? That's a fair question, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be one hundred percent honest with you. We

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Speaker 1: just feel like we couldn't pass up the opportunity to

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Speaker 1: give our residents the fastest, you know, most reliable internet

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Speaker 1: connection out there. Okay. That and they gave us a

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Speaker 1: ton of money, so there's that. Yeah. Nice. Does any

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Speaker 1: of that money come to me? Oh yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: the five G people they didn't forget about the little guy.

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Speaker 1: Well that's good. They're gonna give you not one, but

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Speaker 1: two thirty dollars phone cards for international calls. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: not gonna work. They are. You don't understand, Like, I

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Speaker 1: never asked for anything to be put in my apartment.

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Speaker 1: No super technology, Deally, I don't mean I don't want this.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you? Can I ask you? I don't

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Speaker 1: want to offend you, But are you a little bit older?

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Speaker 1: Is that why you don't understand the technology? You know what, Diane?

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Speaker 1: You kind offended me right now. You know I'm not

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Speaker 1: young and I'm not old, but I'm definitely old enough

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Speaker 1: to know that I don't want to five G tower

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Speaker 1: in my kitchen. Little late for that. I told you.

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Speaker 1: We already have the ball rolling on this. The wireless

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Speaker 1: company is coming tomorrow to install it for you. And no, no, listen,

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Speaker 1: these are details that you can work out tomorrow, because no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, no no, there are no details to work out.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be there tomorrow. That's one problem. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well that's fine. I mean, with twenty four hour notice,

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Speaker 1: we have keys, we can let ourselves in. But I

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Speaker 1: mean you may want to go over with him what

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Speaker 1: to do and what not to do with the five

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Speaker 1: G fridge. That's all I'm saying, because I do know

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Speaker 1: that there are some things that are a little different,

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Speaker 1: like don't walk within five feet of it from eight

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Speaker 1: am till six pm. What I mean, that's just peaked time, right,

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Speaker 1: Like you said, you're usually never there during the day,

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Speaker 1: so it shouldn't affect you. But I think it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be there tomorrow. I didn't say I'm not usually there

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Speaker 1: during the day. I said it wouldn't be there tomorrow. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe you should plan on not being there the next

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Speaker 1: day either. Then listen, Dian, maybe you should plan I'm

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Speaker 1: putting this sucker in another public because I'm done. I'm

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Speaker 1: not having this. Can I be honest? I wish you

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Speaker 1: would be. I thought your accent was charming early on,

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Speaker 1: but now kind of annoying. I mean what Okay, First

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Speaker 1: of all, you offend me because you call me old,

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Speaker 1: and now you're saying that my accents annoying. This is

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Speaker 1: a joke. It's actually broke from the radio show Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Are you kidding me? Oh, don't blame me.

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Speaker 1: You gotta blame your buddy Jerry. He lives next door. Apparently, Oh, okay.

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Speaker 1: He said you were super loud the other night and

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Speaker 1: kept him up, so he just called him mess funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh you're really freaking out about that

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Speaker 1: five G fridge. It was just two fridges. I'm not

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Speaker 1: stopped up at my five G milk. Don't have any

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Speaker 1: week of every morning with fone taps weekday mornings. On

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning