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Speaker 1: straight into today's headlines. Let's kick things off with the
Speaker 1: latest news from Afghanistan. For months now, we have known
Speaker 1: that the Biden administration completely botched the exit of American
Speaker 1: troops from America's longest war. Yeah, even the game of thrones.
Speaker 1: Guys were like wolf rough ending. But now for the
Speaker 1: first time we're learning the details of how costly this
Speaker 1: mistake actually was. We do have some news and in
Speaker 1: reporting this morning in the US left behind seven billion
Speaker 1: dollars worth of military equipment in the chaotic draw from
Speaker 1: Afghanistan last year. That equipment now in the hands of
Speaker 1: the Taliban. What kind of equipment is it? According to
Speaker 1: the report, a few details aircraft, munitions, military vehicles, weapons,
Speaker 1: communications gear, a lot of it. It requires very precise
Speaker 1: maintenance to remain usable. They don't know if the Taliban
Speaker 1: have been able to keep all of this stuff running.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a key question that they may never
Speaker 1: get an answer to. They left seven billion dollars worth
Speaker 1: of military equipment in Afghanistan. How is it even possible?
Speaker 1: Like because I get anxiety leaving a hotel in a hurry,
Speaker 1: you know, I get that, you know, like when you're
Speaker 1: rushing and then you forget your toothbrush. But let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, if I left seven billion dollars worth
Speaker 1: of toothbrushes, we're turning this uba around. People were going
Speaker 1: back now. According to the people who left the stuff behind,
Speaker 1: and this this one was really interesting. They say this
Speaker 1: might not be an issue because they say the Taliban
Speaker 1: might not be able to operate this stuff anyway because
Speaker 1: of how complicated it is. And first of all, I
Speaker 1: feel like they're just saying that to cover their ass.
Speaker 1: Second of all, how they're gonna act like the Taliban
Speaker 1: doesn't have YouTube. You can find anything on YouTube. Anything
Speaker 1: you're telling me only Americans can use this equipment, but
Speaker 1: the Taliban cons they're acting like to turn the tank on,
Speaker 1: you have to say say saying like the theme song
Speaker 1: to friends. You know, there's gonna be like, come on, guys,
Speaker 1: you gotta get the claps right. It's not working. What's happening?
Speaker 1: Here's my question? Here's my question. American never has the
Speaker 1: money for anything, alright. There's not enough money for health care,
Speaker 1: there's not enough money for education. There's not enough money
Speaker 1: to finally finish the Washington Monument by putting two balls
Speaker 1: on it. But America has no problem with leaving behind
Speaker 1: seven billion dollars worth of weapons. How come that never
Speaker 1: happens any other way? Like, just once, I would love
Speaker 1: to turn on the news and here's something like this,
Speaker 1: just sound the government has too much money for health care.
Speaker 1: So everyone gets a free butt lift. It's mind boggling, people,
Speaker 1: It's mind boggling how much money America wastes on the military.
Speaker 1: And don't let them trick you into saying like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: it goes to the troops, because it doesn't go to
Speaker 1: the troops, right, the troops are not bawling in the club. No,
Speaker 1: the defense contractors is where the money goes. And then
Speaker 1: you hear these people are like, well, we need to
Speaker 1: spend that money to keep people safe. But let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, what's more threatening to people in America
Speaker 1: a group of rebels in some foreign country, or healthcare?
Speaker 1: Nobody can afford toxic drinking water, poverty, pollution. Because if
Speaker 1: I was America, I would spend my war money on
Speaker 1: the biggest threats. Yeah, that's what I would do. And
Speaker 1: then I would send the Taliban flints, old water pipes.
Speaker 1: That's how it fights. You don't need missiles, just send
Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah, I try drinking now. All right, But
Speaker 1: let's move on to England, the world's number one exporter
Speaker 1: of Benedict cumberbatchers, because you may know, UK Parliament can
Speaker 1: be a pretty rowdy place. You know, every day people
Speaker 1: are shouting and booing at each other like the crowd
Speaker 1: of the world's pastiest rap battle. But it turns out
Speaker 1: that there is something that you're not allowed to do
Speaker 1: on the floor, as one British politician found out. The
Speaker 1: Conservative Party has launched an investigation into claims by some
Speaker 1: of its female MPs that a Tory colleague watched pawn
Speaker 1: on his mobile phone in the House of Commons itself.
Speaker 1: Who is the Tory MP accused of watching pornography in
Speaker 1: the Commons? We still don't know that. Government ministers have
Speaker 1: lined up today to condemn him, saying there's no place
Speaker 1: for pornography in any workplace. The MP could be suspended
Speaker 1: and thrown out of the Conservative Party, and the story
Speaker 1: has reignited criticism of the overall culture in parliament. A
Speaker 1: member of the UK's Conservative Party was caught watching pawn
Speaker 1: during a session and now he could be expelled for it.
Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, I'm just trying to understand the
Speaker 1: motivation here, not not like like what part of parliament
Speaker 1: made this guy want to watch porn? Like what what
Speaker 1: what turned him on? Was there some new legislation that
Speaker 1: was getting him hots? You know? Was that some other
Speaker 1: minister who was like, this country is going deeper and
Speaker 1: deeper into debts we cannot put out at this point.
Speaker 1: It's just like little boy. Oh boys. And you know,
Speaker 1: if you ask me, kicking him out wasn't the right punishment. Man.
Speaker 1: What they should be doing is what parents do when
Speaker 1: they catch a kids smoking cigarettes. Yeah, they should force
Speaker 1: them to watch all of porn hub. I'll teach him
Speaker 1: a lesson. He'll be like, oh, I've seen all the
Speaker 1: categories I didn't know existed. Please New Congress at Coca.
Speaker 1: You know, Jesus, it's too much. Mitch McConnell like, then
Speaker 1: you saw him in your mind? That was funny port
Speaker 1: of He was like, ah, I saw it, Trevor. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I get that Britain doesn't want its politicians watching pawn
Speaker 1: at work, but I will say I think the one
Speaker 1: exception should be the Royal family. No, I think Pawn
Speaker 1: could really open their eyes to the beauty of interracial relationships.
Speaker 1: You know, that could be a good thing for them.
Speaker 1: Oh and finally, and finally, do you want to talk
Speaker 1: about politicians getting into weird trouble? And there's no better
Speaker 1: example than Donald J. Trump, President of the United States
Speaker 1: and Phantom of the Mara Lago coving station. You see,
Speaker 1: the former president is currently being sued for inciting violence
Speaker 1: against protesters, and it's gotten serious enough that he was
Speaker 1: actually forced to testify about it. Former President Donald Trump
Speaker 1: testified under oath he was worried that protesters would hurl
Speaker 1: things at him and that they were dangerous as part
Speaker 1: of his deposition from back in October for a civil
Speaker 1: lawsuit in New York where activists claim that the former
Speaker 1: president's bodyguards violence broke up protests outside Trump Tower back
Speaker 1: in Okay. First of all, it's crazy that there are
Speaker 1: so many Trump scandals that he's literally getting dragged into
Speaker 1: court for something we didn't even know was a thing,
Speaker 1: Like did you know this was a thing? Did you
Speaker 1: nobody knew? Nobody knew about this, I didn't. Trump lawsuits
Speaker 1: are like Nicolas Cage movies. There's like a bunch where
Speaker 1: you're like, he lost a pig? When did that happen?
Speaker 1: But anyway, Trump was being sued for inciting violence to
Speaker 1: protests right against protesters rather and then he came up
Speaker 1: with one of the most crazy defenses I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: This might be my favorite story of the year. And
Speaker 1: to fully understand the story, you have to hear the
Speaker 1: actual deposition that Trump gave in the case. Now, unfortunately
Speaker 1: there's no recording, but fortunately there is a transcript. So
Speaker 1: to give you a little taste, I'm gonna get some
Speaker 1: help from our very own Michael cost Everybody, I see
Speaker 1: for your for your understanding and enjoyment, Costa and I
Speaker 1: are going to read sections from the transcript for you. Now.
Speaker 1: He will be reading the parts of various lawyers and
Speaker 1: I will be playing Donald Jack Fruit Trump. And again
Speaker 1: we're just gonna read excerpts from the actual transcript because
Speaker 1: I promise you no comedy writer is gonna come up
Speaker 1: with something funnier than this. Are you guys ready? So
Speaker 1: because you say you understand the key section begins with
Speaker 1: lawyers playing a video from a Trump. Ready, if you
Speaker 1: see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the
Speaker 1: crap out up about you? Seriously knock the crap out
Speaker 1: of him? Would you? That was your statement? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very dangerous. We were threatened with what they
Speaker 1: were gonna throw fruit. We were threatened, We had a threat.
Speaker 1: How did you become aware that there was a threat
Speaker 1: that people were gonna throw fruit? We were told, we
Speaker 1: were told, and you get hit with fruit, it's no,
Speaker 1: it's very violent stuff. We were on alert for that.
Speaker 1: A tomato is a fruit, after all, I guess it
Speaker 1: has seeds. It's worse than a tomato. It's other things also,
Speaker 1: but tomato, when they start doing that stuff, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 1: It's very dangerous stuff. You can get killed with those things.
Speaker 1: I wanted to have people be ready because we were
Speaker 1: put on alert that they were gonna do. They were
Speaker 1: gonna do to fruit. And some fruit's a lot worse
Speaker 1: than tomatoes are bad, by the way, but it's very dangerous. No,
Speaker 1: I wanted them to watch. They were on alert. They
Speaker 1: were gonna hit. They were gonna hit hard. Do you
Speaker 1: have any knowledge as to whether or not anybody was
Speaker 1: found to have tomatoes in their possession on that date.
Speaker 1: I don't know, But it didn't happen. It worked out
Speaker 1: that nothing happened. We heard it what was gonna happen,
Speaker 1: but nothing happened. Mr President. Isn't your expectation that if
Speaker 1: your security guards see someone about to throw a tomato,
Speaker 1: that they should knock the crap out of them. Well, tomato,
Speaker 1: a pineapple, a lot of other things they throw, they
Speaker 1: have to be aggressive and stopping that from happening, because
Speaker 1: if that happens, you can be killed if that happens.
Speaker 1: And getting aggressive includes the use of physical force to
Speaker 1: stop somebody from throwing pineapples, tomatoes, bananas, stuff like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's dangerous stuff. I have no further questions. And see
Speaker 1: if you got not thankings, thanky, I couldn't do without.
Speaker 1: And thank you so much, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: How our two men show the presidents and the fruits
Speaker 1: will be off Broadway soon again. That conversation really happened
Speaker 1: with the former president of the United States. I will
Speaker 1: say this, He's not wrong about being hit with the
Speaker 1: pineapple being dangerous, you know. I mean, that's got spikes
Speaker 1: built in and a banana to and might not seem dangerous.
Speaker 1: But remember someone throws a banana comes right back at them,
Speaker 1: so you can just throw it at you keep hitting
Speaker 1: you over and over again. You know what, I think
Speaker 1: the worst fruit is to get hit with honeyed you. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: not because it's hard, just because you could get someone
Speaker 1: within your mouth and that ship is disgusted. I hope
Speaker 1: it hits me in the head and kills me, so
Speaker 1: I don't have to taste it. That's what I hope for.
Speaker 1: But not people. This is serious stuff and it's actually
Speaker 1: caused the Secret Service to alter their methods. I'm told
Speaker 1: that we've obtained a classified training video that shows how
Speaker 1: Secret Service protest is are now going to be dealt with.
Speaker 1: And here's some of the new training. Incredible, brand incredible.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for the headlines, but before we go,
Speaker 1: let's catch up on this weekend's weather forecast. Without very
Speaker 1: own desil Like everybody than to see crazy things. What's
Speaker 1: going on? Everything's great. I finally disposed of my last
Speaker 1: burner phone, so that's really exciting. They got nothing on
Speaker 1: me now, I don't know what that meant. I mean,
Speaker 1: what's going on with the weather? Oh? Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked about that, because I've been meanting
Speaker 1: to talk to you. It has been freezing inside this building,
Speaker 1: like really cold, every single room. We got to do
Speaker 1: something about that. I mean, who's set the thermost at
Speaker 1: the patriarchy? Yeah. By the way, that Trump fruit thing
Speaker 1: that really strikes a chord with me. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been hit in the head with a piece of fruit? No? Never, No,
Speaker 1: no fruit, not like a kiwi or a tangerine clementine.
Speaker 1: No fruit ever pair no, no fruit clumb, no fruit,
Speaker 1: some sort of melon like a canalow, marischino cherry, an apricot,
Speaker 1: an apricot, that's the same thing twice. I have never
Speaker 1: been hit by a fruit in the hands. Lucky, lucky,
Speaker 1: lucky Wow. Oh, by the way, can you believe that
Speaker 1: guy got caught watching porn at work passively? I mean,
Speaker 1: what kind of psychopath watches porn passively like it's a
Speaker 1: commercial or something. All right, you should be doing one
Speaker 1: of two things when you're watching porn, either pleasuring yourself
Speaker 1: or crying while pleasuring yourself. There's like no one between,
Speaker 1: even at work. Got to really set the mood and
Speaker 1: commit you. Got to dim the lights, roll out a
Speaker 1: bear skin rug, fill a glass with a piping hot
Speaker 1: cup of French onion soup. Make it nice. I thought
Speaker 1: you were oring the soup because you were sick. Don't
Speaker 1: kink shame me, Trevor, I'm not kinching. Could you please
Speaker 1: just tell us what the weather is going to be.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I haven't been outside in weeks. Now, I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta lay low the whole burner phone thing.
Speaker 1: What is this about? Well, I would tell you, but
Speaker 1: you know, you might have to testify. Who Trevor, have
Speaker 1: you not been listening the fruit, the porn, the French
Speaker 1: onion soup. Allow that you know? Well, frankly, now you're implicated,
Speaker 1: So you gotta think about what you're gonna say. I
Speaker 1: don't know anything though, Ah, yes, exactly, say that. That's good. No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Tell him that
Speaker 1: I don't know what. This is why I roll with you.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what. No, I don't roll
Speaker 1: with you. I don't know. This is why I roll
Speaker 1: with you. This is why we roll. I feel like
Speaker 1: you committed a crime and I don't want to be
Speaker 1: a part of I'm not roll with you. No, No,
Speaker 1: you're not dasil like everybody. I'm not. I'm not long
Speaker 1: with me. You know what? You know what, Let's do this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna take a quick break separately, not
Speaker 1: with Daisy, and then after that we will tell you
Speaker 1: about the many, many scandals of Congressman Madison Calcorn. You
Speaker 1: don't want to miss it. I'm not with you. I'm not.
Speaker 1: OK's welcome back to the Daily Show. You know, most
Speaker 1: politicians get into trouble every once in a while. Now
Speaker 1: it's part of the job. A little illegal campaign contribution,
Speaker 1: a little sex scandal, a little storming the capital, you know,
Speaker 1: trivial stuff we've all come to accept. But in the
Speaker 1: past few weeks, one member of Congress has been collecting
Speaker 1: scandals like Steve Harvey collects those pinstripe suits. So let's
Speaker 1: check him on what this politician has been getting up
Speaker 1: to in another installment of fringe Watching. Right now, the
Speaker 1: reigning scandal champion in Washington and is none other than
Speaker 1: Madison Cawthorne, Congressman from North Carolina and what Lacrosse would
Speaker 1: look like if it were a person. From the moment
Speaker 1: he showed up on the political scene two years ago.
Speaker 1: Cawthorn has always been a controversial figure. At first, he
Speaker 1: faced sexual harassment allegations from his time in college, and
Speaker 1: then he was caught lying about getting into the Naval Academy,
Speaker 1: And then he got in trouble for gleefully posting on
Speaker 1: Instagram about his visit to Hitler's Mountain Retreat, or as
Speaker 1: he called it, the vacation house of the FURA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is weird. I mean, we don't need to be
Speaker 1: referring to Hitler by his nickname, like I called Jay
Speaker 1: z Hova, all right, but I probably wouldn't do that
Speaker 1: anymore if he committed genocide, you know. And not. By
Speaker 1: the way, this was all before Cawthorne even got into Congress.
Speaker 1: Since he's taken the oath of office, his scandals have
Speaker 1: definitely not slowed down. Most recently, you've probably heard that
Speaker 1: he made headlines by claiming that other members of Congress
Speaker 1: had done cocaine in front of him and invited him
Speaker 1: to orgies, which, first of all, snitch the second of all,
Speaker 1: the whole thing was a lie. Of course, it's not true.
Speaker 1: These people are in Congress were throwing an orgy. That's
Speaker 1: way too complicated for They have to secure funding for
Speaker 1: the sex toys. First, they have to agree on a
Speaker 1: time in a location. They have a committee to debates
Speaker 1: about the rules just kissing aloud, can you do butt stuff?
Speaker 1: And then at the last minute Joe mentioned would show
Speaker 1: up and object and everyone have to put their dicks
Speaker 1: back in their pants. Na, But those coke orgy stories,
Speaker 1: that's in the distant past. That happened way way lows
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago. Nobody's even talking about that anymore,
Speaker 1: because Cawthorne is getting into new trouble. Every damn day
Speaker 1: starts with some really bad driving. Newly released video shows
Speaker 1: Congressman Madison Cawthorne getting his license revoked during a traffic
Speaker 1: stop in Cleveland County. The traffic stop came after the
Speaker 1: truck crossed the center line. As the trooper approaches, Cawthorne's
Speaker 1: informed that his license plate tag is expired. The trooper
Speaker 1: discovered Cawthorne's driver's license had been revoked due to an
Speaker 1: out of state ticket. Yeah, first Madison Cawthorne was pulled
Speaker 1: over for swerving, then the cops found out that he
Speaker 1: hadn't expired license plate, and then he was busted for
Speaker 1: having a revoked driver's license. I mean, those are Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame numbers right there. I don't even think O
Speaker 1: J broke that many lords during his cop chase. And
Speaker 1: what's crazy. What's crazy that this is the second time
Speaker 1: that he's been busted for driving with a revoked license.
Speaker 1: At this point, he's probably the only member of Congress
Speaker 1: who might show up to work with an idea that
Speaker 1: says mclovin. He's like, that's me, that's real. But if
Speaker 1: I'm honest, I can I can see why. Of course
Speaker 1: he's going to drive with the revoked essence, do you
Speaker 1: know embarrassing it must be when he needs to ask
Speaker 1: his mom to drive him to the orgy. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just like, Mom, don't drop me off in front
Speaker 1: of the mansion, just leave me at the corner. And
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, love, you make sure you have enough
Speaker 1: cocaine for everybody. So, yes, Madison Corton is not allowed
Speaker 1: to drive himself anywhere right now. But before you think
Speaker 1: of giving him a lift to the airport, you might
Speaker 1: want to be careful when you're throwing his bags in
Speaker 1: the trunk you as. Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorne was cited
Speaker 1: by police on Tuesday after they found a loaded handgun
Speaker 1: in his bag at a North Carolina airport. Ts A
Speaker 1: agents found a nine millimeter handgun when Cawthorne passed through
Speaker 1: a security checkpoint. Police say he was cooperative and cited
Speaker 1: for possession of a dangerous weapon on city property. It
Speaker 1: is the second time in just over a year the
Speaker 1: young congressman has been stopped for carrying a gun at
Speaker 1: an airport. Before you judge, Before you judge, who hasn't
Speaker 1: made this mistake? The ubers waiting outside, You're trying to
Speaker 1: pack your bags real quick. You're throwing your cologne, you're underwear,
Speaker 1: You're a K forty seven? What am I doing? You
Speaker 1: can't take cologne on a plane. The craziest part about
Speaker 1: the stories, that's the second time he got a court
Speaker 1: trying to bring a gun onto a plane in a year.
Speaker 1: I get if you made this mistake like fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: but twice in one year. Why are you so invested
Speaker 1: in getting a gun on a plane. Huh? How intense
Speaker 1: is the battle for your arm wrest my man? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? And before you ask, yes, the congressman
Speaker 1: was punished. He was given a citation, which I know
Speaker 1: sounds like something they give you for having the biggest
Speaker 1: watermelon of the country fair. But this, this will hurt him.
Speaker 1: His life will be the same, you know, in a way,
Speaker 1: I respect him. A lot of Republicans talk about being
Speaker 1: pro police, but he's the only one out here personally
Speaker 1: keeping all of these police departments in business. I respect that.
Speaker 1: So Courthorne got court dry having without a license, and
Speaker 1: then he got caught trying to bring weapons onto a plane.
Speaker 1: And most people would take a breath after that, but
Speaker 1: not Madison Quothorne. No, because the same day the news
Speaker 1: broke about the gun, he was accused of taking part
Speaker 1: in a cryptocurrency inside a trading scheme. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I was also shocked. Yeah, that this guy was into crypto.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought? So now we got suspended licenses,
Speaker 1: guns at airports, possible inside of trading. Basically three stars
Speaker 1: on G T A and guess what, my friends, Madison
Speaker 1: quoth even has scandals that expose his character as a scam.
Speaker 1: In order to understand this next scandal properly, first you
Speaker 1: need to know that Madison Cawthorne has been saying certain
Speaker 1: things on the campaign trail about what it means to
Speaker 1: be a man. Our culture today is trying to completely
Speaker 1: demasculate all the young men in our culture. We have
Speaker 1: bred a generation of soft men, and that generation has
Speaker 1: created a lot of problems in our society. Culture. If
Speaker 1: you want me to sit here and call a man
Speaker 1: a woman, you are asking me to buy into this line,
Speaker 1: and I'll say no to that. Your left wing movement
Speaker 1: is forcing children to endure radical expressions of sexuality. And
Speaker 1: I never imagined that one of my sacred duties in
Speaker 1: this hallow chamber would be explaining to the how speaker
Speaker 1: the difference between a man and a woman. You'll never
Speaker 1: amend biology. Science is not burger king. You can't just
Speaker 1: have it your way. That's an interesting way to put it.
Speaker 1: I like how Cawthorn is working some product placements into
Speaker 1: his flaw speeches. Gender is simple. Men are like Arby's,
Speaker 1: we have the meat. But yes, Madison Cawthorn has been
Speaker 1: talking a big game about defending traditional conservative notions of
Speaker 1: masculinity and gender, selling himself as the icon of traditional
Speaker 1: Christian manhood which this country has lost. So you can
Speaker 1: imagine how all what it was for him to try
Speaker 1: and explain this to North Carolina Congressman Madison Cawthorne, responding
Speaker 1: to photos circulating online to show him wearing women's lingerie,
Speaker 1: Kathorn said on Twitter that these images were first reported
Speaker 1: by Politico and came from a game he played during
Speaker 1: a cruise. The North Carolina congressman says the photos were
Speaker 1: taken long before he ran for office. Well well, well,
Speaker 1: check out Madison over here. What game were you playing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put on this lingerie and look good doing it. Huh.
Speaker 1: You said you were a good Christian soldier. Looks more
Speaker 1: like a good Christian Lubatan soldier. Huh. Now, I want
Speaker 1: to be clear. I want to be clear. A man
Speaker 1: wearing lingerie isn't a scandal, right, It isn't a scandal
Speaker 1: in any way. Men can wear whatever they want to wear.
Speaker 1: But this particular man, he spends a lot of time
Speaker 1: attacking other people for how they dress, how they identify,
Speaker 1: and what their values are. All I'm saying is the
Speaker 1: next time gender issues come up again, this dude then
Speaker 1: not get his panties in a bunch. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you know. So that's what Madison Cawthorne has been up
Speaker 1: to for the past month. Yeah, and nobody knows if
Speaker 1: any of these scandals will end up hurting Cawthorne in
Speaker 1: the upcoming election. But what we do know is his
Speaker 1: mom's definitely gonna need to drop him off on election day.
Speaker 1: All right, stay tuned, because we're gonna be drawn by
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Speaker 1: one of the best racing drivers in the world, has
Speaker 1: a tradition, UM where when he wins this champagne. You've
Speaker 1: probably seen that the races and they popped the champagne.
Speaker 1: But this man, I guess maybe because Australian decided not
Speaker 1: to drink the champagne out of the bottle but out
Speaker 1: of a shoe very sweaty. Yeah, I mean, it's all
Speaker 1: the flavor of the victory, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: that's what they say, the taste of victory. And so
Speaker 1: now it's affectionately known as a shoey. So cheers my friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I normally don't do this unless I've won,
Speaker 1: but hey, you've won by being Mm that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. I I just raced in those this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk about everything. Man. The first time you want
Speaker 1: on the show, I had to explain to some people
Speaker 1: what formula one is. And now you are easily one
Speaker 1: of the biggest stars in the Like, can you walk
Speaker 1: through the street without people recognizing you? Uh to watch
Speaker 1: the bottle. Um, It's it's grown a lot like it,
Speaker 1: It really has. Um. I think since you Drive to
Speaker 1: Survive and that's that's had uh four seasons now three
Speaker 1: and four four, it's yeah, every time we get to
Speaker 1: the States, it's getting more and more and people a yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of spotting me and saying what's up and with me?
Speaker 1: Like so people are with masks of your face. That's
Speaker 1: how your smile is iconic, your joy is iconic. There
Speaker 1: are many people who watched Drive to Survive and they're
Speaker 1: just like, this is the most dramatic sport I've ever watched.
Speaker 1: You guys like you try to kill each other, you
Speaker 1: crash into each other. Max for stepping famously, Max snapping famously,
Speaker 1: I said, I don't want to be on the show
Speaker 1: because it makes Formula one seemed more dramatic than it
Speaker 1: actually is. Where do you stand, like how much drama
Speaker 1: is in the sport? There's certainly a lot in the sport,
Speaker 1: and there's there's like there are you know, true rivalries
Speaker 1: and and all of that stuff. Um, you know. So
Speaker 1: I think with the show on Netflix, Drive to Survive,
Speaker 1: it's I would say, they like sprinkle a little bit
Speaker 1: on top, but it's already like drama filled. But then
Speaker 1: they'll they'll just nudge it along and a little bit
Speaker 1: of hey, how are you on top? You know, I
Speaker 1: want to know how you stay being one of the
Speaker 1: friendliest drivers, not just like smiling with the fans. You know. So,
Speaker 1: for instance, you recently had a crash, right it was
Speaker 1: color Science, but you went up to him afterwards you apologize.
Speaker 1: Do you do you think like there's something in you
Speaker 1: that makes you go, I know we're competing, but you
Speaker 1: know we all want to get along. What is that
Speaker 1: I hated every second of the apology. It's yeah, I
Speaker 1: get I think probably just with like experience and just
Speaker 1: being in it for so long, Like I know, I
Speaker 1: have the I guess maturity now to know like how
Speaker 1: much we all put into it, and as competitive as
Speaker 1: we are, we all have something you know, strongly in common.
Speaker 1: And there's only twenty of us in the world that
Speaker 1: do it. There's only twenty one drivers. So it's you know,
Speaker 1: you kind of just respect everyone's journey and so like
Speaker 1: the incident, you know, like if I hold myself accountable
Speaker 1: for something, then yeah, I feel like I want to
Speaker 1: just apologize, and um, it's not it's nothing personal, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So I don't think everyone would
Speaker 1: do it but for me, I just felt better by
Speaker 1: doing it. So we kind of like clean, clean slate
Speaker 1: for the next one. And I know that when we
Speaker 1: come like alongside each other on track next like there's
Speaker 1: no there's no intensity. That would be an intensity, but
Speaker 1: nothing heightened. I guess the next race is Miami for
Speaker 1: the first time ever, which means no one has raced
Speaker 1: on the track. That's always strange for drivers because you
Speaker 1: guys visualize the track, you remember what it was like,
Speaker 1: you know the surface, the whole Like, how much harder
Speaker 1: is it to race on a track that you've never
Speaker 1: raced on than one that you've been on before? Is
Speaker 1: like is it a big jump or is it that
Speaker 1: you guys are like, I don't know, whatever, it's a challenge.
Speaker 1: Like you, there's there's some circuits now that we know.
Speaker 1: Literally I could drive it in my head and if
Speaker 1: you've got like a stopwatch, I'd be able to visualize
Speaker 1: within it probably a second and you hit the times.
Speaker 1: That's me when I think, if you time me going
Speaker 1: to the fridge to get ice cream in my head,
Speaker 1: I can do it. I can go all right, then
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm going to the couch and huh, go
Speaker 1: to the fridge. Act like I'm going to get the
Speaker 1: baby carrots and then I don't know the thing, get
Speaker 1: the thing the ice cream, and then I'm like, have
Speaker 1: on and then I'm embarrassed. Then I take more, and
Speaker 1: then I'm ashamed. Then I'm like the man as well,
Speaker 1: finish it and then huh put it back. Then I'm
Speaker 1: like it's not finished, and I have that. Then I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's there another one. Then I go not to enough
Speaker 1: enough self control closed the phrase. That's pretty much me visualizing.
Speaker 1: It's pretty much the fun. Know what you mean that
Speaker 1: you don't you visualize when you can't. You can't do
Speaker 1: that in mind? Are you even gonna be able to
Speaker 1: concentrate in Miami? Minamme is a party. It's a full on,
Speaker 1: NonStop party. And you guys are gonna be all, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's no. I don't want to say it's tough,
Speaker 1: but for sure when you when you compete in like
Speaker 1: a big city, because some circuits are in the middle
Speaker 1: of nowhere, you know, um, because you need a lot
Speaker 1: of space to build a circuit, so some are out
Speaker 1: in kind of like in fields somewhere. But you know,
Speaker 1: Miami is going to be it's gonna be around hard
Speaker 1: Rock Stadium, I believe it's called and yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be nuts, but so we'll do. There's like simulators, so
Speaker 1: each team has a simulator, like a very high tech,
Speaker 1: sophisticated once. I was on that on Tuesday and trying
Speaker 1: to just learn at least where the track is and
Speaker 1: how it goes. But it's really into when you get
Speaker 1: on track in practice. That's where it's time to learn
Speaker 1: as quick as you can and getting to a new
Speaker 1: circuit you kind of gives you a chance to maybe
Speaker 1: catch onto something a little quicker than someone else, so
Speaker 1: it can maybe like create a bigger separation for the
Speaker 1: ones that like click and maybe the ones that struggle
Speaker 1: a bit more before I let you go. When you
Speaker 1: look forward to races, what are the ones where you think, man,
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to get back on that racetrack and
Speaker 1: you can't stay a straighter. That's obviously number one. So
Speaker 1: that's home. Yeah pick another one. Uh. And I'm not
Speaker 1: just saying this because we're on American soil, but Austin,
Speaker 1: like I get so excited for really yeah, why I
Speaker 1: swear I have some like some DNA like Texan DNA
Speaker 1: and I don't know. I love it. Oh dude, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for being on the show again for
Speaker 1: love of the worst of the season. Be sure to
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