WEBVTT - PRIZE INSIDE!

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, Andrew. It's an emergency mother?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the air raids again?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bonus episode in the middle of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>This is your prize inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, we're going with that as our slogan for

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, I felt like we had to do this

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<v Speaker 1>because if we waited much longer until it would have

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<v Speaker 1>aired in like three weeks, it just would have been

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<v Speaker 1>old already.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I come out from hiding underneath my desk with

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<v Speaker 2>my hands over my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the drill is over. Okay, So, since I failed you,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a wonderful listener named Kim. She's a huge

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<v Speaker 1>fan of the show. Okay, And I was unable to

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<v Speaker 1>get this for you as much as I tried, mostly

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<v Speaker 1>because I didn't want to pay twenty dollars for a

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<v Speaker 1>box because that's what they're going for. Because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that they're in the stores anymore. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>them for a while. They've been out for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of months now, and you've been like, oh, ohhi, God,

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<v Speaker 1>I have it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this what I think it is? It could be

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<v Speaker 2>what you think it is? Can I just say it?

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<v Speaker 1>Stand by? No, I'm going to go down to this

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<v Speaker 1>cereal box, because that's how Kim sent it. Stand by

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<v Speaker 1>going down to the cereal box.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, if this is what I think it is, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, it's chicken and waffle cereal. Post chicken and

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<v Speaker 2>waffle Cereal, I am a happy man.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is completely artificially flavored. Because just because.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they can't give you chicken flavored pieces, they

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<v Speaker 2>can they can put chicken bullon cubes in and that

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<v Speaker 2>I pray to Jesus in all children, you just made

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<v Speaker 2>a fake.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, what do you think this is going to taste like?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just I know what I like. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear that there's chicken booleon cubes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 2>In the cereal this has honey bunches.

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<v Speaker 1>Of oats on the front, So this is an offshoot

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<v Speaker 1>of honey bunches of oats.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting. I guess that's pretty weird, But you look

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<v Speaker 2>at it's not disgusting. I take it back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks like some honey bunches of oats. Chicken there,

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<v Speaker 1>and these things that look like waffle pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably gonna taste like honey chicken or honey waffles.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it because they can't simulate the chicken flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there's a disclaimer on the back and it says

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely no chickens were harmed in the making of this cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hope not, but that also means there's no

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<v Speaker 1>real chicken in it. And let me tell you something else. First,

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<v Speaker 1>ingredient sugar. I've never seen that before in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more sugar in this package than there.

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<v Speaker 2>Is any wasting time. I just need to get to

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken and waffle.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do have to let you know that there

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<v Speaker 1>have been other waffle cereals. There was Waffle O's in

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<v Speaker 1>the seventies, so that you've never had. It's possible. I

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<v Speaker 1>tried it, but I don't think so. And then there

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<v Speaker 1>was Waffle Crisp that post mes. Yes, that went away

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<v Speaker 1>about a year or two ago, so who knows be

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<v Speaker 1>able to bring it back. If this thing was successful, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to try it. Stop talking, sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Kellogg's also had a waffle cereal with Eggo which

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<v Speaker 1>came out in the early two thousand. I remember Ego, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and those are gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, talking more eating.

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<v Speaker 1>Need to do the sky shake because there's drumsticks in here.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Thank you so much, Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so appreciative of you. Thank you for following

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<v Speaker 2>up where Scottie had shortcomings.

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<v Speaker 1>I just smell very heavy maple. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, maple, maple, maple.

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to This is gonna taste exactly like

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<v Speaker 2>the Eggo cereal. All right, Eggo cereal smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, hold on, please, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't need to bring over the dog bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I need the sound.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you get a heavy pore because you're gonna want that. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a drumstick.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, to be honest, it smells like cinnamon cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like the fake nuggets that you see

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<v Speaker 1>in some fast food places that are shaped like chicken

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<v Speaker 1>nuggets but really aren't. Like So there is the pieces

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<v Speaker 1>in here shaped like drum I know less talking more

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<v Speaker 1>the milk. For the love of God, go down to

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge and get milk today.

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<v Speaker 2>Must spell if you fell and spelled the milk cracked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already dizzy and I haven't eaten anything yet today.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excluded.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, I have my physical today. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't even try this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Just give me the damn cup. Here you go, ready?

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<v Speaker 2>One two three? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>One two three? Okay, it tastes like fake chicken. This

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<v Speaker 1>is why we can't find it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, does it tastes like chicken bullion cubes?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, just take a waffle piece. Tell me what.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a plain waffle piece tastes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Oh my god, waffles.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine waffle tastes like maple waffle. Right now, take a

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<v Speaker 1>chicken piece. It tastes like a bullion cube.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what the problem is? Do you know it

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<v Speaker 2>like in checks mix? Yeah, the ones that are seasoned

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<v Speaker 2>like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, very strong flavor. What is the wait is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get a flake? What does the flake taste like?

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<v Speaker 2>It's honey bunches of oats?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the flake is just bland. It has no taste whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Kim, did you try this or did you just send

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<v Speaker 1>it to us trying to kill us?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to start off first and foremost saying, Kim,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you you are too kind to me and I

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate you so much as a listener for thinking of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you wanted this. No, no, she wanted us

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<v Speaker 2>to try it, so she sent.

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<v Speaker 1>It because you've been begging for it for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Percent Let's just say sometimes it's not good to meet

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<v Speaker 2>your heroes again. My hero in this case is the chicken,

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<v Speaker 2>chicken and waffle cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally going to give it no balls, no spoons.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give it a bowl. Really yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>like the waffle pieces, I do actually enjoy, but you

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<v Speaker 2>nearly threw up from the chicken pieces, so.

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<v Speaker 1>You should separate out the cereal and make yourself a

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<v Speaker 1>nice waffle waffle cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well, oh, by the way, this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>air like almost immediately, so there's still gonna be episodes

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<v Speaker 1>that air after this where you're like, I want chicken

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<v Speaker 1>and waffle cereal and we have already tried it.

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<v Speaker 2>Come back and listen to the price and side you

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<v Speaker 2>said it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Oh wait a minute, there's a bonus box.

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<v Speaker 2>On this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, because Kim sent not one, but two cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, is it double chicken here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's honey barbecue chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to meet somebody that's like, I like

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the post counterpart to Chicken a waffle cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the maple bacon donut cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what I'm getting a little worried.

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<v Speaker 1>This one has rings loops. It's also a honey bunches

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<v Speaker 1>of oats creation.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to get very worried.

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<v Speaker 1>Artificially flavored maple bacon donuts limited edition and.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncr chicken booleon cubes would be used for the chicken flavor?

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<v Speaker 2>What would they use to simulate the bacon taste? Meat stock?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to read on here, anything that might be

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<v Speaker 1>meat related. But again, sugar first, ingredient, cornmeal, cornhole, grain, wheat,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, Gwain, Gwain, Yeah, I was pretending to be

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<v Speaker 1>quist Wayne Quisp. Nothing, molasses, palm oil. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>see anything. Artificial flavor is all. It says cinnamon, honey

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<v Speaker 1>and then artificial flavor. So it's our art officials. It's

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<v Speaker 1>art officially flavoring. So it artificial flavored bacon artle, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Scotti shake and don't worry, Kim, I'm gonna leave the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal off for the rest of the show to try

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<v Speaker 1>so you know it won't go to waste.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and honestly, the like, that's crazy. If somebody really

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<v Speaker 2>likes us that much that they found it and send

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<v Speaker 2>it to us, that is like one of the nicest things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very sweet. Yeah, because this hasn't been on the

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<v Speaker 1>shelves in quite a number of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, does it say smoky on the back? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's his honey disclaimer.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, no pigs were harmed in the making of this cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say how insane it would be if

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<v Speaker 2>there was an actual like breakfast cereal that contained meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Product in it. I'm sure it existed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably in the seventies when all those guys were

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<v Speaker 2>on drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Hashtag honey brunches of oats is what it says on

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<v Speaker 1>the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go more pooring, more pouring. No, because you look

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<v Speaker 2>at the cereal and then ay're like.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, one time when I seven, I noticed, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when we talk about maple cereals, they also

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<v Speaker 1>have maple cheerios, which are out right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That maple taste, to me is one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, it's good if it's naturally flavored maple.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand artificially flavored sticks, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just can't do it. I am just so sick about

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<v Speaker 2>official flavoring.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's plenty of maple brown sugar type cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>And brown sugar all right, two of my favorite flavors combined.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's really good when you eat, like when

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<v Speaker 2>some of the maple syrup hits bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan of that. See this looks see

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like there's like fake chunks. Look please just take.

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<v Speaker 2>You please, I'm just trying to describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like fake chunks of bacon on the loops.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna ask you again. Can you please hurry here?

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't I be a part of this podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to try some maple doughnut cereal or chicken

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<v Speaker 1>and waffle cereal?

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<v Speaker 3>Greg, I don't as they No, I don't want that. Listen, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>this is me Greg T. I am cereal connoisseur.

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<v Speaker 4>Greg T.

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<v Speaker 3>Have some no my problem here with serial killers and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm floating on it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually disgusting taste like bacoss, like bacos and milk.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll try it, no, because I'm looking for something healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Try.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that you guys are always reviewing cereals

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<v Speaker 3>that's not healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a bonus emergency episode. We'll do healthy stuff

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<v Speaker 1>in the next't just try it. You love bacon, maple bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's maple bacon donuts. You love bacon, all right? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, I gotta be honest. It shouldn't be a

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<v Speaker 1>cereal though, tastes like bacos bacon bits.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I like it. Maybe it tastes like a waffle

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<v Speaker 4>with syrup.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there's maple in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, cereal, you know what. I actually like this cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>But here's the thing again, I think that you guys

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<v Speaker 3>are just continually doing all of these other cereals that

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<v Speaker 3>are not healthy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, these are mass produced.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing it for the masses, but this is what

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<v Speaker 1>people eat.

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<v Speaker 3>But the masses need to be informed that they are

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<v Speaker 3>eating stuff that is probably not very healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>We say it in every episode. They're informed. They know

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<v Speaker 1>that there's more sugar in here than there is in

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<v Speaker 1>your sugar.

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<v Speaker 4>You understand how people get visceral fat because they start an.

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<v Speaker 3>Early age, start eating these cereals and they can't get

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<v Speaker 3>rid of the visceral fat and they need to just,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, wean off off of it and go more

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<v Speaker 3>into a raisin brand, but not even the kew Loogg's one,

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<v Speaker 3>like a different raisin brand.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Greg T rant.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just telling you need fruit in your in your breakfast.

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<v Speaker 4>You need like you know, a wholesome milk.

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<v Speaker 1>You need all you know what else is on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Matter of fact, doctor Ross says that two percent milk

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<v Speaker 3>is the best milk to drink diamedes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what is that? We got podcast? Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>stopping by Greg T. We need to rake this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you give this? So like a spoon

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<v Speaker 2>is a half a star, a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl is a full star, and it goes up to

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<v Speaker 1>five balls.

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<v Speaker 4>And maybe I would do three solid buls.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so he gives it three balls, I would

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<v Speaker 1>eat three balls. I could see you sitting on your

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<v Speaker 1>couch snacking on this.

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<v Speaker 4>I give I'm over that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're also a handjammer.

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<v Speaker 2>Point no, this is this is a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I also give the cereals that.

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<v Speaker 3>We eat at my house are none of the ones

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<v Speaker 3>that you have reviewed, But none of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Just try it. Try it. Chicken and waffle gone episode

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<v Speaker 1>to try both? Goodbye, because this is the problem. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll come join you on the Big Greg Tea podcast

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't exist. Goodbye, Gregory, have a nice day. Get out, epidemic,

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<v Speaker 1>Get out. This is why we have a fat epidemic.

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<v Speaker 1>What his lexipro has not kicked in yet today? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait a second, she said to us something else,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Kim. Maybe this will improve the taste of

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<v Speaker 1>these cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it actual bacon?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bag of cereal marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 2>She just knows the way to my heart.

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<v Speaker 1>That So now what if I pour some cereal marshmallows

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<v Speaker 1>into that? Will you try it into these? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, You're gonna get me a new cup and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna have marshallows here, marshmallows and milk done perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now, I'll say these are not lucky Charms marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not win the box of all Marshmallows. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you could still enter it all Marshmallows only dot

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<v Speaker 1>com or something like that. This is ooh yeah you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for this, Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh more than anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>See this is packaged very poorly. Milk and marshmallows. Here

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<v Speaker 1>you go, buddy, Thank you tow spoon. Since greg t

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<v Speaker 1>had his disease mouth on yours, here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you yep. Okay, so are we calling.

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<v Speaker 1>This anything or just go some marshmallow marshmallows. I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>it's not quite a Lucky Charms marshmallow, but they're pretty close.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest. I just really love the taste of

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<v Speaker 2>the milk in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Marshmallow, just like hearts and moons and you know, fake

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<v Speaker 1>shapes diamonds. What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>These are not shapes.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is a shape, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's almost like the person was like, we can't

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<v Speaker 2>call it a like a chest, so it's square?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? What's this? What the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yellow ships, pink trapazois?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, I don't think we're going to rate

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<v Speaker 1>the marshmallows because they're just marshmallows and you can't really

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<v Speaker 1>get them. These probably came from Amazon. Bye, both five

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<v Speaker 1>bold for the marshmallows. All right, I'm with you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much for listening to this bonus emergency

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<v Speaker 2>Can We love you so much. This was so kind

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<v Speaker 2>of you. You heard this podcast, you said to yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>I need to send this to them so this way

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<v Speaker 2>they could try it. And that is super super super nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Of you and while the cereals themselves may suck. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we appreciate you as a listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank you, Cam in Virginia. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with a C. And of

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<v Speaker 1>course we'll only take sealed boxes because you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't trust anybody. I would you'll take an unsealed box.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, beggars can't be choosing open.

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<v Speaker 1>Like in a random ziploc bag. Would you take that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, send us your zip block bag full of random

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<v Speaker 1>unnamed cereal and Andrew will try them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Why am I phoning at the mouth?

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