Speaker 1: Guess what, Andrew. It's an emergency mother?
Speaker 2: Is it the air raids again?
Speaker 1: It's a bonus episode in the middle of the week.
Speaker 1: This is your prize inside.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, we're going with that as our slogan for
Speaker 2: Wednesday episodes.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I felt like we had to do this
Speaker 1: because if we waited much longer until it would have
Speaker 1: aired in like three weeks, it just would have been
Speaker 1: old already.
Speaker 2: Should I come out from hiding underneath my desk with
Speaker 2: my hands over my head.
Speaker 1: Yes, the drill is over. Okay, So, since I failed you,
Speaker 1: we have a wonderful listener named Kim. She's a huge
Speaker 1: fan of the show. Okay, And I was unable to
Speaker 1: get this for you as much as I tried, mostly
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to pay twenty dollars for a
Speaker 1: box because that's what they're going for. Because I don't
Speaker 1: think that they're in the stores anymore. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: them for a while. They've been out for a couple
Speaker 1: of months now, and you've been like, oh, ohhi, God,
Speaker 1: I have it.
Speaker 2: Is this what I think it is? It could be
Speaker 2: what you think it is? Can I just say it?
Speaker 1: Stand by? No, I'm going to go down to this
Speaker 1: cereal box, because that's how Kim sent it. Stand by
Speaker 1: going down to the cereal box.
Speaker 2: Now, if this is what I think it is, oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's chicken and waffle cereal. Post chicken and
Speaker 2: waffle Cereal, I am a happy man.
Speaker 1: Now this is completely artificially flavored. Because just because.
Speaker 2: I mean, they can't give you chicken flavored pieces, they
Speaker 2: can they can put chicken bullon cubes in and that
Speaker 2: I pray to Jesus in all children, you just made
Speaker 2: a fake.
Speaker 1: Like, what do you think this is going to taste like?
Speaker 2: It's just I know what I like. I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear that there's chicken booleon cubes.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
Speaker 2: In the cereal this has honey bunches.
Speaker 1: Of oats on the front, So this is an offshoot
Speaker 1: of honey bunches of oats.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting. I guess that's pretty weird, But you look
Speaker 2: at it's not disgusting. I take it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like some honey bunches of oats. Chicken there,
Speaker 1: and these things that look like waffle pieces.
Speaker 2: It's probably gonna taste like honey chicken or honey waffles.
Speaker 2: That's it because they can't simulate the chicken flavor.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a disclaimer on the back and it says
Speaker 1: absolutely no chickens were harmed in the making of this cereal.
Speaker 1: I would hope not, but that also means there's no
Speaker 1: real chicken in it. And let me tell you something else. First,
Speaker 1: ingredient sugar. I've never seen that before in my life.
Speaker 1: There's more sugar in this package than there.
Speaker 2: Is any wasting time. I just need to get to
Speaker 2: the chicken and waffle.
Speaker 1: But I do have to let you know that there
Speaker 1: have been other waffle cereals. There was Waffle O's in
Speaker 1: the seventies, so that you've never had. It's possible. I
Speaker 1: tried it, but I don't think so. And then there
Speaker 1: was Waffle Crisp that post mes. Yes, that went away
Speaker 1: about a year or two ago, so who knows be
Speaker 1: able to bring it back. If this thing was successful, I.
Speaker 2: Need to try it. Stop talking, sorry.
Speaker 1: Because Kellogg's also had a waffle cereal with Eggo which
Speaker 1: came out in the early two thousand. I remember Ego, yes,
Speaker 1: and those are gone.
Speaker 2: Okay, talking more eating.
Speaker 1: Need to do the sky shake because there's drumsticks in here.
Speaker 1: All right. Thank you so much, Kim.
Speaker 2: I am so appreciative of you. Thank you for following
Speaker 2: up where Scottie had shortcomings.
Speaker 1: I just smell very heavy maple. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, maple, maple, maple.
Speaker 2: This is going to This is gonna taste exactly like
Speaker 2: the Eggo cereal. All right, Eggo cereal smell.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, please, you.
Speaker 2: Don't need to bring over the dog bowl.
Speaker 1: I need the sound.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Oh you get a heavy pore because you're gonna want that. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got a drumstick.
Speaker 2: I think, to be honest, it smells like cinnamon cereal.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like the fake nuggets that you see
Speaker 1: in some fast food places that are shaped like chicken
Speaker 1: nuggets but really aren't. Like So there is the pieces
Speaker 1: in here shaped like drum I know less talking more
Speaker 1: the milk. For the love of God, go down to
Speaker 1: the fridge and get milk today.
Speaker 2: Must spell if you fell and spelled the milk cracked up.
Speaker 1: I'm already dizzy and I haven't eaten anything yet today.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why.
Speaker 2: I'm so excluded.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I have my physical today. Maybe I
Speaker 1: shouldn't even try this stuff.
Speaker 2: Just give me the damn cup. Here you go, ready?
Speaker 2: One two three? Wait?
Speaker 1: One two three? Okay, it tastes like fake chicken. This
Speaker 1: is why we can't find it anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, does it tastes like chicken bullion cubes?
Speaker 1: Hold on, just take a waffle piece. Tell me what.
Speaker 1: Just a plain waffle piece tastes.
Speaker 2: Like, Oh my god, waffles.
Speaker 1: Fine waffle tastes like maple waffle. Right now, take a
Speaker 1: chicken piece. It tastes like a bullion cube.
Speaker 2: You know what the problem is? Do you know it
Speaker 2: like in checks mix? Yeah, the ones that are seasoned
Speaker 2: like the.
Speaker 1: Right, very strong flavor. What is the wait is there?
Speaker 1: Did you get a flake? What does the flake taste like?
Speaker 2: It's honey bunches of oats?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the flake is just bland. It has no taste whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is nasty.
Speaker 1: Kim, did you try this or did you just send
Speaker 1: it to us trying to kill us?
Speaker 2: I want to start off first and foremost saying, Kim,
Speaker 2: thank you you are too kind to me and I
Speaker 2: appreciate you so much as a listener for thinking of me.
Speaker 2: I guess you wanted this. No, no, she wanted us
Speaker 2: to try it, so she sent.
Speaker 1: It because you've been begging for it for a week.
Speaker 2: Percent Let's just say sometimes it's not good to meet
Speaker 2: your heroes again. My hero in this case is the chicken,
Speaker 2: chicken and waffle cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm literally going to give it no balls, no spoons.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it a bowl. Really yeah, because
Speaker 2: like the waffle pieces, I do actually enjoy, but you
Speaker 2: nearly threw up from the chicken pieces, so.
Speaker 1: You should separate out the cereal and make yourself a
Speaker 1: nice waffle waffle cereal.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, oh, by the way, this is going to
Speaker 1: air like almost immediately, so there's still gonna be episodes
Speaker 1: that air after this where you're like, I want chicken
Speaker 1: and waffle cereal and we have already tried it.
Speaker 2: Come back and listen to the price and side you
Speaker 2: said it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Oh wait a minute, there's a bonus box.
Speaker 2: On this episode.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, because Kim sent not one, but two cereals.
Speaker 2: Oh god, is it double chicken here.
Speaker 1: It's honey barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2: I just want to meet somebody that's like, I like
Speaker 2: the chicken cereal.
Speaker 1: It is the post counterpart to Chicken a waffle cereal.
Speaker 1: It's the maple bacon donut cereal.
Speaker 2: Okay, what I'm getting a little worried.
Speaker 1: This one has rings loops. It's also a honey bunches
Speaker 1: of oats creation.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to get very worried.
Speaker 1: Artificially flavored maple bacon donuts limited edition and.
Speaker 2: Uncr chicken booleon cubes would be used for the chicken flavor?
Speaker 2: What would they use to simulate the bacon taste? Meat stock?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read on here, anything that might be
Speaker 1: meat related. But again, sugar first, ingredient, cornmeal, cornhole, grain, wheat,
Speaker 1: you say, Gwain, Gwain, Yeah, I was pretending to be
Speaker 1: quist Wayne Quisp. Nothing, molasses, palm oil. But I don't
Speaker 1: see anything. Artificial flavor is all. It says cinnamon, honey
Speaker 1: and then artificial flavor. So it's our art officials. It's
Speaker 1: art officially flavoring. So it artificial flavored bacon artle, Oh,
Speaker 1: Scotti shake and don't worry, Kim, I'm gonna leave the
Speaker 1: cereal off for the rest of the show to try
Speaker 1: so you know it won't go to waste.
Speaker 2: No, and honestly, the like, that's crazy. If somebody really
Speaker 2: likes us that much that they found it and send
Speaker 2: it to us, that is like one of the nicest things.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Yeah, because this hasn't been on the
Speaker 1: shelves in quite a number of weeks.
Speaker 2: Oh God, does it say smoky on the back? Oh
Speaker 2: it's his honey disclaimer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, no pigs were harmed in the making of this cereal.
Speaker 2: Can I just say how insane it would be if
Speaker 2: there was an actual like breakfast cereal that contained meat.
Speaker 1: Product in it. I'm sure it existed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably in the seventies when all those guys were
Speaker 2: on drugs.
Speaker 1: Hashtag honey brunches of oats is what it says on
Speaker 1: the back.
Speaker 2: Let's go more pooring, more pouring. No, because you look
Speaker 2: at the cereal and then ay're like.
Speaker 1: You know, one time when I seven, I noticed, well,
Speaker 1: you know, when we talk about maple cereals, they also
Speaker 1: have maple cheerios, which are out right now.
Speaker 2: That maple taste, to me is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: You know what, it's good if it's naturally flavored maple.
Speaker 1: I can't stand artificially flavored sticks, and I.
Speaker 2: Just can't do it. I am just so sick about
Speaker 2: official flavoring.
Speaker 1: And there's plenty of maple brown sugar type cereal.
Speaker 2: And brown sugar all right, two of my favorite flavors combined.
Speaker 2: I know it's really good when you eat, like when
Speaker 2: some of the maple syrup hits bacon.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of that. See this looks see
Speaker 1: it looks like there's like fake chunks. Look please just take.
Speaker 2: You please, I'm just trying to describe it.
Speaker 1: There's like fake chunks of bacon on the loops.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask you again. Can you please hurry here?
Speaker 3: Why can't I be a part of this podcast?
Speaker 1: You want to try some maple doughnut cereal or chicken
Speaker 1: and waffle cereal?
Speaker 3: Greg, I don't as they No, I don't want that. Listen, guys,
Speaker 3: this is me Greg T. I am cereal connoisseur.
Speaker 4: Greg T.
Speaker 3: Have some no my problem here with serial killers and
Speaker 3: I'm glad.
Speaker 4: I'm floating on it.
Speaker 1: We're actually disgusting taste like bacoss, like bacos and milk.
Speaker 4: We'll try it, no, because I'm looking for something healthy.
Speaker 2: Try.
Speaker 3: I don't like that you guys are always reviewing cereals
Speaker 3: that's not healthy.
Speaker 1: This is a bonus emergency episode. We'll do healthy stuff
Speaker 1: in the next't just try it. You love bacon, maple bacon.
Speaker 1: It's maple bacon donuts. You love bacon, all right? Uh,
Speaker 1: come on, I gotta be honest. It shouldn't be a
Speaker 1: cereal though, tastes like bacos bacon bits.
Speaker 4: No, I like it. Maybe it tastes like a waffle
Speaker 4: with syrup.
Speaker 1: Well there's maple in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, cereal, you know what. I actually like this cereal.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing again, I think that you guys
Speaker 3: are just continually doing all of these other cereals that
Speaker 3: are not healthy.
Speaker 4: Okay, these are mass produced.
Speaker 1: We're doing it for the masses, but this is what
Speaker 1: people eat.
Speaker 3: But the masses need to be informed that they are
Speaker 3: eating stuff that is probably not very healthy.
Speaker 1: We say it in every episode. They're informed. They know
Speaker 1: that there's more sugar in here than there is in
Speaker 1: your sugar.
Speaker 4: You understand how people get visceral fat because they start an.
Speaker 3: Early age, start eating these cereals and they can't get
Speaker 3: rid of the visceral fat and they need to just,
Speaker 3: you know, wean off off of it and go more
Speaker 3: into a raisin brand, but not even the kew Loogg's one,
Speaker 3: like a different raisin brand.
Speaker 1: This is the Greg T rant.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you need fruit in your in your breakfast.
Speaker 4: You need like you know, a wholesome milk.
Speaker 1: You need all you know what else is on the way.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, doctor Ross says that two percent milk
Speaker 3: is the best milk to drink diamedes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is that? We got podcast? Thank you for
Speaker 1: stopping by Greg T. We need to rake this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you give this? So like a spoon
Speaker 2: is a half a star, a.
Speaker 1: Bowl is a full star, and it goes up to
Speaker 1: five balls.
Speaker 4: And maybe I would do three solid buls.
Speaker 1: All right, so he gives it three balls, I would
Speaker 1: eat three balls. I could see you sitting on your
Speaker 1: couch snacking on this.
Speaker 4: I give I'm over that.
Speaker 1: Now you're also a handjammer.
Speaker 2: Point no, this is this is a spoon.
Speaker 1: I also give the cereals that.
Speaker 3: We eat at my house are none of the ones
Speaker 3: that you have reviewed, But none of them.
Speaker 1: Just try it. Try it. Chicken and waffle gone episode
Speaker 1: to try both? Goodbye, because this is the problem. Come on,
Speaker 1: we'll come join you on the Big Greg Tea podcast
Speaker 1: that doesn't exist. Goodbye, Gregory, have a nice day. Get out, epidemic,
Speaker 1: Get out. This is why we have a fat epidemic.
Speaker 1: What his lexipro has not kicked in yet today? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Oh wait a second, she said to us something else,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kim. Maybe this will improve the taste of
Speaker 1: these cereals.
Speaker 2: Is it actual bacon?
Speaker 1: It's a bag of cereal marshmallows.
Speaker 2: She just knows the way to my heart.
Speaker 1: That So now what if I pour some cereal marshmallows
Speaker 1: into that? Will you try it into these? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, You're gonna get me a new cup and I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna have marshallows here, marshmallows and milk done perfect?
Speaker 1: All right, now, I'll say these are not lucky Charms marshmallows.
Speaker 1: I did not win the box of all Marshmallows. I
Speaker 1: think you could still enter it all Marshmallows only dot
Speaker 1: com or something like that. This is ooh yeah you
Speaker 1: ready for this, Andrew?
Speaker 2: Oh more than anything else.
Speaker 1: See this is packaged very poorly. Milk and marshmallows. Here
Speaker 1: you go, buddy, Thank you tow spoon. Since greg t
Speaker 1: had his disease mouth on yours, here you go.
Speaker 2: Thank you yep. Okay, so are we calling.
Speaker 1: This anything or just go some marshmallow marshmallows. I'm in
Speaker 1: it's not quite a Lucky Charms marshmallow, but they're pretty close.
Speaker 2: To be honest. I just really love the taste of
Speaker 2: the milk in the.
Speaker 1: Marshmallow, just like hearts and moons and you know, fake
Speaker 1: shapes diamonds. What happened?
Speaker 2: These are not shapes.
Speaker 1: Everything is a shape, my friend.
Speaker 2: But it's almost like the person was like, we can't
Speaker 2: call it a like a chest, so it's square?
Speaker 1: Wait? What's this? What the hell is that?
Speaker 2: Yellow ships, pink trapazois?
Speaker 1: All right, well, I don't think we're going to rate
Speaker 1: the marshmallows because they're just marshmallows and you can't really
Speaker 1: get them. These probably came from Amazon. Bye, both five
Speaker 1: bold for the marshmallows. All right, I'm with you. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for listening to this bonus emergency
Speaker 1: episode of Serial Killers. We had to get it out
Speaker 1: there for you.
Speaker 2: Can We love you so much. This was so kind
Speaker 2: of you. You heard this podcast, you said to yourself,
Speaker 2: I need to send this to them so this way
Speaker 2: they could try it. And that is super super super nice.
Speaker 2: Of you and while the cereals themselves may suck. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we appreciate you as a listener.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Cam in Virginia. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for listening. And if you want to send us cereals,
Speaker 1: just dm us on Twitter. You can follow us at
Speaker 1: Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with a C. And of
Speaker 1: course we'll only take sealed boxes because you know, I
Speaker 1: don't trust anybody. I would you'll take an unsealed box.
Speaker 2: Listen, beggars can't be choosing open.
Speaker 1: Like in a random ziploc bag. Would you take that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, send us your zip block bag full of random
Speaker 1: unnamed cereal and Andrew will try them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Why am I phoning at the mouth?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: I can't feel anymore.
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Speaker 2: see anymore?