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Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,

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Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage.

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Speaker 2: You claim and give us time and a Turnino and Gay.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off instile. You want to

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home?

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chriss welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks Karen Kilgaraff.

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Speaker 4: We are driving on Sunset due east. Well now we've curved,

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Speaker 4: we're due northeast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're back.

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Speaker 4: We're back. We took a hiatus, we.

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Speaker 2: Took an unexplained. That's what I found fascinating is I

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Speaker 2: didn't get on Twitter to say why we didn't neither.

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Speaker 1: Did I have an episode? And you didn't either, We

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Speaker 1: just kept.

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering how many of you aren't there anymore because

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Speaker 4: of that, that missing episode? And if you aren't there anymore,

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Speaker 4: I don't know who I'm talking to, but the people

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Speaker 4: that still are, so thank you for staying.

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Speaker 2: Yes, thank you for you know, we are a little

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Speaker 2: bit like your drug addict older cousin that will give

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Speaker 2: you a ride if she's around and sober, But then

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Speaker 4: We looked so good at Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: We had a job and we were going to be

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Speaker 2: a stenographer, and.

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Speaker 4: Then at Christmas just face and lip scabs.

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Speaker 1: I'm fight with Uncle John.

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Speaker 4: I don't want anyone to think of anyone in their

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Speaker 4: family who went through hard times. I'm just talking about

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Speaker 4: the new Nirvana documentary. Oh, a whole lot of scabs

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Speaker 4: on their faces.

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Speaker 2: I would imagine. Now that's the thing that they don't

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Speaker 2: talk about with heroin.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's a great high, but it's all sca.

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Speaker 4: I mean, they really shove them down your throat in

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Speaker 4: that movie Philadelphia. But that's I thought that that was he.

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Speaker 4: They really did. Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain had lesions,

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Speaker 4: yes on their face. Yeah, at all time, throughout like

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Speaker 4: it was and a shitty apartment through that whole thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm like this, this was really It wasn't like he

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Speaker 4: occasionally was doing heroin or it's the editing of this documentary.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I think they were full on Haro on addicts.

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Speaker 4: It's sad. It was to this day very hard to

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Speaker 4: Kurt Cobaine of podcasts, I think, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're not.

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Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing, kind of an extraordinary circumstance

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Speaker 2: being in we were both in Bridgetown. Yes, we had

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Speaker 2: all kinds of plans and schemes for how we were

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Speaker 4: We were rubbing our hands together like like like scheming people.

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Speaker 1: We were scheming.

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Speaker 2: We were scheming like evil villions.

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Speaker 4: It's just your hair continues to hit. But that's part

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Speaker 1: That sounded really horrible.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes a guest will answer a question or go to

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Speaker 4: hair will just fall out of their mouth. Yeah, it's everywhere.

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Speaker 3: They don't like it. That's what's upsetting is that some

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Speaker 4: So at Bridgetown it ended up that we the flights

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Speaker 2: here's what happened. When we left to go to Moon Tower.

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Speaker 4: So anyway you thought Bridgetown was Moontower Part two.

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Speaker 4: I didn't find my flight email. That's how I you.

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Speaker 2: So in my head I was I had a nine

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Speaker 1: I did all this stuff.

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Speaker 2: And left at like five point forty five, just to

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Speaker 2: I said, well, it is Monday, so it's going to

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Speaker 2: And when I got to the airport, I couldn't. I

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Speaker 1: I was trying to check in. It wouldn't let me.

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Speaker 2: Turned out I was six hours early for my flight.

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Speaker 2: For a little while, I was considering texting you and

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Speaker 2: coming to your house. But that's such a long amount

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Speaker 2: Right, You could have still been out partying, as you

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Speaker 4: But I show up healthy for Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was calling you, That's.

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Speaker 4: What I did.

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Speaker 1: There's no scabs on this man's face.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Not one and not one worker that doesn't

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Speaker 1: Obama was also flying in the same day we did.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm I am truly still exhausted from Bridgetown because

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Speaker 1: And I was like beat, so beat from that.

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Speaker 4: Add to that doing what I did, which is having

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Speaker 4: copious amounts of vodka, not just at the after party

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Speaker 4: It's like, oh, I'm good at drunk comedy. That's good.

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Speaker 4: That's what I always wanted. An occupational hazard that actually

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Speaker 2: Yes, degeneration simply can't see your retes detached as you

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Speaker 4: Bit because of vodka has replaced my optic nerve. It

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Speaker 1: But I have to say the medical books you weren't

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Speaker 4: We appear to be driving through a tense city. Yes,

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, oh, why not be hungover? Yes, all

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Speaker 4: I've only been cleansing three days and I feel like

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Speaker 2: Well, because liquor is sugar at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: and I know sugar is bad for you and arthritis, right,

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Speaker 4: All and my feelings. I mean, I'm gonna admit something

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Speaker 4: What is this wild West? What are we on? Historic

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Speaker 4: I just remember, well, I'm glad you did, and I

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Speaker 2: I feel like, no, we're we're at that place where

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Speaker 1: Well, I still feel dumb, uh.

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Speaker 4: And not nuts today. You know what, in this podcast,

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Speaker 1: Do you think I'm number one?

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Speaker 4: Well, you are listed first, it's do you need to

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Speaker 4: Then Chris, I added at then oh you did to

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Are you seeing all this ship that's on the sidewalk.

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Speaker 4: We are in the middle of a swap mate, except

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Speaker 2: And it's just on the sidewalk in East La. So

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Speaker 1: Hang them on they did.

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Speaker 1: Do you need a striped shirt from Ross it's down

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Speaker 4: Do you need some oversized pants with embroidery that shows

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Speaker 1: I think I think it is?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, damn right, I crossed primo. Oh oh they

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Speaker 4: It's relaxing.

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Speaker 1: I feel great.

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Speaker 4: Have you heard Howard Kramer's joke that says a lot

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Speaker 4: of people think it's a Holocaust, but the worst things

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Speaker 4: That's his take on That's Howard Kramer. That's his opinion.

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Speaker 4: And it's also my opinion that not all Germans are Nazis,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that.

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Speaker 4: Have you talked to it, Yes, they are. You cannot

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Speaker 4: And that, yeah, that one country went to war with

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Speaker 1: Guys, I.

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Speaker 4: Hate my new Nazi sympathizer jokes. Well you are.

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Speaker 2: It's probably has something to do with the cleanse you're on.

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Speaker 2: They're big into cleansing over there.

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Speaker 4: Everyone, everyone listening, I just want to say I appreciate you,

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not I'm not diabetic. I'm just having a cleanse.

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Speaker 4: a regular meal and then I take a series of herbs.

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Speaker 4: What is happening? Why is the world falling apart? It's

445
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Speaker 4: the Lafayette Reaction Recreation Center reac Creation.

446
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's going on.

447
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 4: You guys, I don't know if you've ever visited Los Angeles,

448
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 4: but everything is true. Guns are a blazon.

449
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 2: Constantly, which is kind of fun. Makes it fun. But

450
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: you what was your favorite show? Just a real quick

451
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Speaker 2: final line.

452
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Speaker 4: I had so But yes, this is a bridge Town

453
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 4: Bridgetown recap episode, or the bridge Town retap episode where

454
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 4: we retap a lot of the dances we did originally

455
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 4: go Karen sick enough of that. Oh that one was

456
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Speaker 4: shorter than our break.

457
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Speaker 1: I wish we had more. Tejano breaks.

458
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Speaker 4: I guess one of the shows that stands out the

459
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Speaker 4: most was I Don't my first show that was at

460
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 4: a bar and I didn't think was gonna go well,

461
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 4: And there is people there watching that I wanted to

462
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 4: see me do well. And I had maybe the most

463
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Speaker 4: fun I've had doing stand up in a while.

464
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Speaker 1: And then was that was that person me that you

465
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: wanted to yes and yes?

466
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Speaker 4: And then on the other and then on the other

467
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Speaker 4: end that just some family members? Oh nice, No, I

468
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 4: mean it's all about industry. I'm a business person. ABC

469
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 4: was there, Jan Gotta do Conan again. He was there

470
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 4: and I could hear his laugh.

471
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Speaker 1: The good people at the CW were there.

472
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Speaker 4: Oh God, that's singing frog. I hope he knocks on

473
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Speaker 4: my door again. And and then there was another show

474
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Speaker 4: where you play you write your own cards against Humanity

475
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 4: cards game I've never played, but they pose a question.

476
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 4: You have pre written twenty phrases or places or things,

477
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Speaker 4: and then you have to randomly picked seven of them,

478
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 4: and then when they post the question, you have to

479
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 4: select from your deck one that fits the best. And

480
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 4: I swept shop with that game, and uh, it felt good.

481
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 4: It felt good because I was like I don't want

482
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 4: to do something that isn't stand up, and then I

483
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 4: ended up having a terrific time.

484
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 2: Well because deep down you called for you can improvise,

485
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: and you're good at stuff like that. But you know

486
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: what's hilarious is that just reminded me of after you

487
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 2: were done with that show. You came over to the

488
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 2: show I was doing at the Boston Nova Ballroom, Yes,

489
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: and we were trying to figure out, oh, maybe this

490
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 2: is where we'll podcast. Yeah, you grab somebody will do

491
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 2: it in the corner rear, and then we're like nah,

492
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Speaker 2: Like I had to sound check and there's all the

493
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Speaker 2: there was just people standing around and things going on.

494
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Speaker 1: But you did.

495
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Speaker 2: And I'm not sure the level of drunk you were

496
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Speaker 2: at this point, because you never seemed drunk to me

497
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Speaker 2: except for right before you got kicked.

498
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Speaker 4: Out of that. Yeah, that part it was a cartoon character.

499
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Speaker 1: Even when you're drunk, you don't seem like. You don't

500
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Speaker 1: seem that drunk to me.

501
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 4: But unfortunately, I think because I'm good at it, yes,

502
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 4: and that's not something you want to be good at.

503
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Speaker 4: No one ever thinks I'm drunk until I'm yelling at

504
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Speaker 4: a lady.

505
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,719
Speaker 2: Cop, right, But you did pull out those all of

506
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: your written cards against humanity and started reading that to me,

507
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 2: but out of context, they weren't funny or anything, because

508
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: it was like you were just decided to stand over

509
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: me and read phrases.

510
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,719
Speaker 1: And I was looking at you like, I don't know

511
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: what to give you.

512
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: Right, I want to support you, and I'm sure you

513
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: did great, but at the same time, you were just

514
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: reading phrases.

515
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: At me, and I can't laugh.

516
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, you were supposed to give me a partial question

517
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 4: in their statement and then the phrase would apply to it.

518
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 4: I thought you just would, yes, and that I mean.

519
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: I should have. But I feel like my also, my riffing.

520
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: Levels were very large, tired of listening to people talk

521
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 2: at me right, and tired of kind of presentationally having conversations.

522
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Speaker 4: You had lost your glasses, which were simply under your seat.

523
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: I lost my glasses twenty nine times.

524
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 4: They got on the intercom, they're we're looking for a

525
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: pair of glasses.

526
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: I got on my hands and knees like Velma from

527
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo and said my glasses like, hey, they're right

528
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: on you.

529
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 4: I'll do them whenever you want.

530
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: I want it all every day.

531
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Speaker 2: But here's my favorite thing, and nowhere near that lighthouse.

532
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 4: Sorry, I wanted to do.

533
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: Fred Oh we can't go by the lighthouse. It's talented

534
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Speaker 1: goo goo goo goo goo Google.

535
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 2: But there was so at one point they so they

536
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: truly only had water and beer as beverages. So of

537
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: course everyone's while I'd open up a nice tab for

538
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 2: dyke coke and that's how I party, which is deeply,

539
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: deeply tragic to me.

540
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: Uh So there was an upstairs bartender.

541
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you ever saw that guy who

542
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 2: was covered in tattoos and Drennan and I have a

543
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 2: song called the y Are just a.

544
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Speaker 1: Few dumb Tattoos. Then I think I named everything on

545
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: his body.

546
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 4: So did he have a bossy devil?

547
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: He was everywhere.

548
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: He definitely had knuckle tats, and he had lots of

549
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: different ones, and he was super good looking and.

550
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 4: Generally kind of liked that song. Anyone.

551
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you we he came to the rat

552
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 2: party and then he ended up giving us a ride

553
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 2: back to the DoubleTree Hotel.

554
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: Yes, it was like a group of us.

555
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 2: Coincidence, Yeah, I mean like yeah, they were like, oh

556
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: we got a ride, get into this car and it

557
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 2: was him Oh my god. His voice and personality so

558
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 2: did not match. Like down here in La when you

559
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: see a guy like that that's like covered in tattoos

560
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 2: and looks like he looked like he was like a

561
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: sque del rich type, Like that's kind of vague, very

562
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 2: good looking, yet you don't know why it might be.

563
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 4: It might be a tough guy, might just be a

564
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 4: male model.

565
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: Yes, this guy was like he was like a character

566
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: from like Bottle Rocket, Like the way he spoke.

567
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know, Leon, it was literally

568
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 1: like that.

569
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: And I was sitting back say like, wow, this is

570
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:13,239
Speaker 2: really like the I mean, I don't want to insult him,

571
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: but it was just really hilarious to me.

572
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: And then when we all got out of the.

573
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: His car, it was like three in the morning and

574
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: I leave at four point thirty to get back to

575
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 2: the airport. So I was like running to my room,

576
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: and but I turned back around to say thanks, and

577
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 2: he was like leaned all the way back with the

578
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: cigarette in his mouth and winked at me.

579
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Speaker 1: And it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

580
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 4: Oh that's great.

581
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it is a brag, but at the same time,

582
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: it was just like, yeah, girl.

583
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 4: And you feel like I had nothing to do with

584
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 4: the song. I thought you were gonna say, a nice song,

585
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 4: by the fucking way.

586
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I think he was very nice. Yeah,

587
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: you know, I think he was sweet, and I think

588
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: totally cool people. Yeah, yeah, none of those people, all

589
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 2: the people that had tattoos wanted to talk about that

590
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 2: song after we did it.

591
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 4: Right, And because there is not a more tattooed city

592
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 4: than maybe Austin, I don't know, but Portland is. It's

593
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 4: up there, lawyers. And I remember seeing when I moved

594
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 4: to Austin, there was a cop with a tattooed sleeved

595
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 4: leg a horse cop half half man, half horse. Now

596
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 4: he is on a horse, a full man all the way,

597
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 4: many all the way horse, two different beings he was

598
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 4: on top. Try and guess which one. Anyway, it was

599
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 4: a tattooed horse riding a man. Now, come on, But

600
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe that I saw a cop with a

601
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 4: sleeve like But that was you know, that was nineteen

602
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 4: ninety nine, and so yeah.

603
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: That's right, that's when it was kind of new. It's

604
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 2: so common now it's like no one even questions it, right.

605
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: Right, it's just how it is.

606
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 4: And in but in Portland, that guy he won't even

607
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: be a cop, he'll be accountant or a bike curry

608
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 4: or something to do with bikes. Usually there's a lot

609
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 4: of biking there, which that's another thing. I like la

610
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 4: and I'm used to it being my home. But seeing

611
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 4: a bike is like seeing a toddler here. It just

612
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 4: you have to go to a special area.

613
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: That sometimes you're not even allowed in.

614
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's but Portland was just so beautiful

615
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 4: and people talk about it raining there all the time.

616
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 4: Every time I've been there. It's sunny.

617
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: Yep, Well it was beautiful when we were there one

618
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: bridge down it was raining. And I also love there's

619
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Speaker 1: all kinds of real people.

620
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Speaker 2: First of all, we had a bunch of people come

621
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Speaker 2: and tell us they love the podcast, which was insanely

622
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 2: amazing to me.

623
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Speaker 1: That made me really happy.

624
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 4: That felt great. Yeah, thank you everyone in Portland who

625
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 4: listens to our podcast.

626
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: And who told us.

627
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: There was one person I meant and I told him,

628
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Speaker 2: I was like, we kind of feel like we're doing

629
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: this in a vacuum. So when people actually, like in

630
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 2: a different city, its people that aren't our friends or

631
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,239
Speaker 2: other comics or whatever in a different city, like, oh,

632
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 2: I love the podcast. It it's so touching. It's like, oh,

633
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: we're not just you know, insane narcissists talking to ourselves.

634
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 2: Car like somebody gives a shit.

635
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't have a way to gauge that because

636
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 4: we're not creating income quite yet, but we will. We're

637
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 4: figuring it out someday. I'm gonna someday soon I'm making mugs.

638
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna Oh yeah, I love those mugs.

639
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, well I might work on them a little.

640
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 4: I want I might include the Uh well, we'll talk

641
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 4: about okay, but we're gonna have some merch and then

642
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 4: I think that, uh, you know, we're gonna have sponsors

643
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 4: very soon. If you're someone that likes to sponsor podcasts,

644
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 4: some wealthy guys sitting on a pile of gold coins

645
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 4: right now because you're tired of swimming in them and

646
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 4: you want to spumk. Yeah, if you're screwsick duck out

647
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 4: there and you know we want to talk to you,

648
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 4: we do about uh you know, it's two hundred bucks

649
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 4: an episode. Is that Is that a good going rate?

650
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

651
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 4: Fifty I don't know we'll figure don't go.

652
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: Down once you establish well, only up, only out, okay, okay,

653
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: two hundred.

654
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, take it slow. Yeah, don't make anybody feel weird.

655
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 4: No, no, certainly not. And tonight we're doing another show

656
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 4: where we're going to fly by the seat of our

657
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 4: pants a little. As far as I understand it, I

658
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 4: will be doing improvised stand up projected topics YEP or

659
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 4: names of jokes or whatever, and I do stand up

660
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 4: for the first time based on that, and then an

661
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 4: improv group comes and does improvised versions of what I

662
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 4: was talking about, and then then what and then I

663
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 4: do stand up about that. Where do you guys come in?

664
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

665
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 2: Third or fourth we improvise a song, okay, and I

666
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 2: guess based on what everyone else has been doing.

667
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 4: Okay, and Drennon will make me rap. Yes, that can

668
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 4: I'll be uncomfortable.

669
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: That's perfect, that's good times.

670
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 4: It is it will be good times. It's there's something

671
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 4: to be said for these shows that scare you, you know,

672
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 4: like where you're doing something foreign and like the imaginary

673
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 4: radio thing. My back was sweating, yes, but I knew

674
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 4: it would be fun and I knew it's something I

675
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 4: should do to myself.

676
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: Yes, for sure, Well because people like it, people like

677
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: to watch you sweat, people like I think people were

678
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: enjoying you and I not knowing what we were doing

679
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: and yet continuing to do it.

680
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, where are we getting such big laughs?

681
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think it was just like you're you

682
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 2: were clearly being a person that you never are, and

683
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: so it was like the insanity of that wash.

684
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 4: Being a mean radio DJ. And then the channel would

685
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 4: switch and then very confident Rastafarian white guy. Those are

686
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 4: two people I am not, Yes, and but what a

687
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 4: great combination, yeah, in one person.

688
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: Like chicken and waffles.

689
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: Every restaurant we went to in Portland offered some version

690
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 2: of chicken and waffles.

691
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 4: Why it's the food so great.

692
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: There because people give a shit. The food is great,

693
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: The people are cool.

694
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 2: I like the fact that everyone looked normal, Like you

695
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 2: live in LA for so long and you're used to

696
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 2: models everywhere, both male and female, and you go to

697
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: a place like Portland and you see normal people in relationships,

698
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: normal people hanging out, and it's like the most calm.

699
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: I suddenly go like, oh I'm not I'm not Shrek.

700
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: This is wonderful news oh, for.

701
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 4: Good, but I haven't.

702
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 2: I haven't left town in like a year. I forgot

703
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 2: to remind myself to stop hating myself.

704
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,720
Speaker 4: You're that's I hate. I'll give you a pep talk, Okay,

705
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 4: was that it? Whenever you need it? Yeah, I mean

706
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 4: let's start slow and work our way slowly to actual

707
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 4: where it's. I know exactly what you're saying, though, because

708
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 4: when I was important, or when I'm in Wisconsin or

709
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 4: whatever one of the many cities I go to without

710
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 4: perfect people, I look at everyone and I'd like, here,

711
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 4: there's just beautiful, chiseled model people everywhere, and I really

712
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 4: don't notice them anymore. I swear I don't have kind

713
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 4: of animosity towards even perfect looking women. That and our men,

714
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 4: of course, because I'm not you, and then you you

715
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 4: would never talk to me. But then in Portland, it's

716
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 4: like these are all relatable, accessibly beautiful people.

717
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and open, Yes they're open and smiling, yeah

718
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: with a nice light gravy. Yeah, it's an open face.

719
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 4: Its weird, open faced with a side of mash. And

720
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 4: I'm just describing their physical Okay, we're pulling over. Are

721
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 4: we getting under arrest? Getting under arrest.

722
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I want to well, because we have

723
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: to go to that show.

724
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 4: You're right, let's do it.

725
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: Let's and I want to go and make you go

726
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: get a coffee with me before we Okay, let's do

727
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: it so we can wrap in.

728
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 4: This can be a shorter episode if you want.

729
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: Well, why how long have we done?

730
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 4: About thirty four minutes in counting?

731
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: We can't do it up till showtime.

732
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 4: No, we certainly can't. I have to do some uploading.

733
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Yeah, we have things we have to do.

734
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a real behind the scenes episode. And

735
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 4: if you haven't caught on yet, we do not have

736
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 4: a guest today.

737
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: This more of the episode to say we're sorry we

738
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: missed you last week. We're getting our gat together.

739
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 4: We're gonna get our s to g and we're not

740
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 4: going anywhere. Yeah, and for those of you that panicked,

741
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 4: this is also we were planning on doing a fan

742
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 4: appreciation thing, but that would require me to actually do

743
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 4: a little homework, which you know me and.

744
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: Homework, dude, we're exactly the same way.

745
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, I feel like you know me and Ziggy

746
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 4: when it comes to homework. I think it causes pimples.

747
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 4: That's a very specific Ziggie trapper keeper I had, if.

748
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 2: You I had a book bag in literally in third grade,

749
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: and it said it had a picture of like it

750
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: looked like a principal's door, and it said Board of

751
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 2: Education spelled b O R E D.

752
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: And I got that as a gift.

753
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 2: And I remember being like nine and thinking like, I

754
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: don't think this is an appropriate gift.

755
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 1: For a child that's still in school. Like my mom

756
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: thought it was funny, but I was like, shouldn't I

757
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: not be bored of education?

758
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 4: That's that's the best. I like it. I like it

759
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 4: when parents let their kids wear stuff like that.

760
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

761
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 4: I want to thank some guests that have been well.

762
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 4: Twitter is the only way to know. If you don't

763
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 4: follow either of us on Twitter, follow me or Karen.

764
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 4: I'm at Chris Fairbanks dot com and Karen.

765
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 2: Is at the I'm at Pizza Nacho's one hundred big.

766
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 4: Yes, she's at pizzapuke dot.

767
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: Org and always pizza or nachos or the word sixty nine.

768
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 4: I want to thank Gabe for listening. Is at the

769
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 4: in DG. I don't know what that means in DG.

770
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 4: Talk to him if you want. Debbie Wiseman, she's w.

771
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 2: L f M.

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00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 4: She also does the uh the uh. I think she

773
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 4: does something for never not notes, never not funny nice

774
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 4: and and also a walking dead thing and uh and

775
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 4: I'm real good at this. Vincent Lombardi, he's often saying, Hello.

776
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: Vince Lombardi, the great, the great football coach.

777
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I thought he was a race car driver

778
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 4: either way.

779
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: Great guy either way, Thank you so much.

780
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 4: Kevin W. Young as always, of course, Kevin with us

781
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 4: is my biggest flirt. Actually he actually is throws flirts

782
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 4: my way. Yep, yep.

783
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: That's got to feel good as a man, it does.

784
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 4: Come on, look at this confidence gleaming off of me.

785
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 4: Who uh and who's our other? I don't know, I'm

786
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 4: bad at I see again I should have wrote these down,

787
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 4: but maybe this is one of those times. Tyler Tyler,

788
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 4: he was in Portland. Tyler, he has for a that

789
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 4: Tyler guy. He likes us. Thanks Tyler Tyler. Yeah yeah,

790
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 4: and uh, well, there's so many they're important people.

791
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: I mean, shoot, there was someone that I met I

792
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: think it was at the North Hall show that I

793
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 2: talked to after the show. Sorry I can't remember your name,

794
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 2: but you were super nice and you were very complimentary.

795
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 4: Wait, I think that was that Tyler guy?

796
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: Was that Tyler? Yeah?

797
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 4: Okay, cool? He was like selling merk.

798
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: I can't remember.

799
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 4: I don't know either.

800
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: Also, we had a couple of people. I had a

801
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 2: couple of people who were drivers at Bridgetown.

802
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: Who let me know that they like, we could go

803
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: all day. Sound this is like brag time.

804
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 4: Of course, we can't forget.

805
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: With us.

806
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 4: Swolled neck muscles, got some lats, he and built, he's

807
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 4: got some calves, he's got some trips, some steps, some Yes.

808
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 2: What if it turned out that he just has neck

809
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,439
Speaker 2: muscles and the rest of him is like a warm

810
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 2: body with a guy from Freaks?

811
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 4: Oh oh, that would be amazing.

812
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: He would move up to our number one.

813
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah.

814
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: In terms of just.

815
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 4: Send us a full body pick our dreams come true, Nicky,

816
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 4: send us.

817
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 2: A full body pickle, our dreams come to nick that's

818
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 2: your wrap for tonight.

819
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 4: A wickedy wick wicked wick wick wick. Drive to a

820
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 4: bar and you don't get far. That's There's that. That

821
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 4: Blondie song is so good until she raps Hey did

822
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: I ever tell you? He's the beginning started?

823
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: I have an anecdote about that story about that song

824
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: when I was when I was young, I was in

825
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: the car with my sister and my mom and that

826
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: song came on the radio.

827
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: And when that I was.

828
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 2: Sitting in the back seat, which was my sister and

829
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: I we constantly fought or who was going to be

830
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: in the front seat.

831
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: Even though you were both in the back, just for

832
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 4: the future of one of you being in the front.

833
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 4: You fought over that.

834
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: What No, she was in the front seat.

835
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was in the back pouting because I

836
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 2: didn't get the front. And then when the wrap part

837
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 2: of that song came on, I leaned forward and stuck

838
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 2: my head between I mean, my mom's seat in my

839
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: sister's seat, and I just did the entire wrap word

840
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,280
Speaker 2: for word, and they my sister almost wet her pants.

841
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 1: She was laughing so hard, and they both my mom

842
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: kept going, how do you know this? How do you

843
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: know this? Karen? And I just did every I wouldn't

844
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: stop rapping. It was pretty hilarious.

845
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 4: That's the best.

846
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: Although that rap is truly one of the worst raps

847
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: of all time.

848
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 4: I think it is. I it is the worst.

849
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: But you get in your car and you drive real far,

850
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: and you drive all night, even see a light and

851
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: she just right down. It lands on the ground and

852
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: out comes a man.

853
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 4: She even mentioned something about Fab five Freddy. Yeah, not

854
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 4: Fab five Freddy. They o MTV raps VJ.

855
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: Are you sure?

856
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's a maybe it is. I don't know.

857
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 4: I think there's too.

858
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: She's definitely referencing old school rap people, sugar Hill Gang Style.

859
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 4: No, that was him. I'm thinking there's another doctor Dre.

860
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 4: Never mind Doctor Dre. There was a doctor Dre that

861
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 4: hosted with that lover and it wasn't art Doctor never No,

862
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 4: and he just went ahead and stayed Doctor Dre. It's like,

863
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: whoa way to get almost you know, you don't want

864
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 4: to piss off n w A No. Have you listened

865
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 4: to their lyrics?

866
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: Are you crazy?

867
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: If you want to, you know, be a hip hop

868
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 4: broadcast journalist, maybe you know, get a new handle. That's

869
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 4: what I always used to say. Well, sorry, I hope

870
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 4: we didn't come off as spazzy or or I was

871
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 4: a little too talky today and unprepared. I know a

872
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 4: lot of people like, uh, you know format and uh,

873
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 4: you know different sections of a podcast. Now, if that's

874
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 4: what you're looking for, go somewhere else and uh get.

875
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: Too bad.

876
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, why don't you grab a newspaper and uh look

877
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: at the roll it up and stick it in your ass.

878
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 4: That's what it's gonna say. Sorry, Well, this has been

879
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 4: one of my worst episodes. I think it's strong, but

880
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna apologe No, let me do this, Karen. Well,

881
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to everyone for my disjoined thoughts and a

882
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 4: lot of my words not stringing together correctly. Karen, what

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's what people come for.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got Oh I wish they liked it that much. Well,

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Speaker 4: this has been good.

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Speaker 1: Look, this has been great.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing. It was like, we we went way

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Speaker 2: off the rails. We didn't do a podcast crazy train.

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Speaker 2: We're coming on back back on the train, and we're

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Speaker 2: on the crazy train again. But it's you know, there's

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Speaker 2: a sloppy mid section where we have to just get

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Speaker 2: our shit back together.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's sloppy mid section. It's the reason I'm

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Speaker 4: on a cleanse. Hey, Giggley, back fat, you're my fred

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Speaker 4: Ooh Hey there, your dog's got a nice boner. I

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Speaker 4: wonder why that dog has a boner what he loves walking.

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Speaker 4: That's so much he loves walking. Who doesn't And that

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Speaker 4: dog's boner is how much we love podcasting you've been

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