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Speaker 1: Ubiles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So there's a group of friends and myself. We

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Speaker 3: go to our local Walmart and we'll open up like

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Speaker 3: cans of tuna fish and we'll shove it and like

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Speaker 3: the men's underwear and then sometimes the women's underwear, and

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Speaker 3: we'll just stay in there and wait to see who

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Speaker 3: you know, goes shopping for it, and when I like

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Speaker 3: grab it, we'll follow them just to see if they

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Speaker 3: ever catch on. And most of the times they don't.

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Speaker 3: But it's nasty.

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Speaker 2: I bet it's funny.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever taught that nine to nine things? We

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Speaker 3: did this pretty often. There's a liner's like nine to

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Speaker 3: nine things to do to get kicked out of Walmart.

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Speaker 3: We try every single one of them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have fun better than doing drugs. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Now, if I buy someone to wear a Walmart and

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Speaker 4: it's got tune in, and I'm just gonna laugh about

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Speaker 4: it and be like, dang, that was you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Well, let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll dive right on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. A couple months ago, my best friend and I

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Speaker 1: we were hanging out. We had a drunken night out,

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Speaker 1: as you do, and we got really drunk. And this

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Speaker 1: is my childhood friend. I've known her forever, and we

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Speaker 1: actually ended up making out, okay, And yeah, she remembers

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Speaker 1: it and she thinks, oh, that was just a fun thing.

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Speaker 1: I remember it, and I feel like I have feelings

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Speaker 1: for her that I didn't know I had.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm I'm a little confused. I'm thinking maybe

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Speaker 1: I'm actually in love with my best friend. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: actually thinking that I just didn't realize it until this happened,

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Speaker 1: and I just I don't know how to tell her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, would you be okay with losing her friendship if

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Speaker 4: for any reason, like she freaked out, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you have to tell her anyway, right,

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Speaker 4: But it would be hard to have a friend that

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Speaker 4: you were in love with that didn't know you were

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Speaker 4: in love with them, but also like you just thought

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Speaker 4: of them as friends, because then you'd be wanting to

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Speaker 4: do more.

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Speaker 2: Or like be heartbroken if they're dating somebody else.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, but then you then you'd be close enough

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Speaker 4: to me, you could sabotage all the relationships.

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Speaker 2: What it's true, Yeah, you'd be a long term, like

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Speaker 2: long con Yeah, yeah, recommend that.

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Speaker 1: But think about any of that well, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think if I don't tell her, it's going to

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Speaker 1: be absolute torture. But I obviously don't want to lose

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Speaker 1: my childhood best friend if she doesn't feel the same.

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Speaker 1: So I'm really conflicted.

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Speaker 2: Well, you have time to figure it out, you know,

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Speaker 2: and maybe in that time, you guys can go get

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Speaker 2: drunk again.

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Speaker 1: That's it, she feels the same way. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's that's the hope, right, And I won't know unless

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Speaker 1: I actually ask her.

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Speaker 2: Honesty is the best policy. But that's just me just

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Speaker 2: fixturing that conversation. Do you love me? Yeah, of course

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Speaker 2: I love you. I love you too, And like there's

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Speaker 2: having two different conversations about love at the same time.

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Speaker 4: Well, good luck. If you ever decided to tell her,

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Speaker 4: maybe you should. You could come on the show and

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Speaker 4: call her and see it to see what happens. Well,

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Speaker 4: either way, just let us how it goes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let us know it go either way. Good luck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, yep, bye.

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Speaker 4: What's your dirty little secret text you bol to four

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Speaker 4: one oh sixty one