WEBVTT - Ep 4: The Wine Connoisseur 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.439 This show contains adult material, references to drugs and swearing. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:06.120 You have been warned. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:10.319 Wait, I finally now understand why you bought a dog 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:12.880 is so that you can far a dates and play it. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.440 Oh my god, my dog despired by the way that 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:24.360 was my dog around me. I'm a savage. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:29.160 Are you bored of modern dating meeting the same people 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.880 from the same apps in the same bar You've only 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:33.959 chosen because it's close to your house and you can 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.320 make your usual quick getaway. It's time to change the 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.200 narrative on how we find love. It's time to start 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:44.560 looking for love in all the wrong places. I'm going 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.000 on a wild dating adventure, only picking people who were 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:51.040 the total opposite of my type. And after twenty eight 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.200 of these dates in two months, will I find that 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.960 special someone? Or well, this experiment proved that I should 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:02.320 just give up on dating altogether. It's time to find out. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:15.640 I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.280 this is what it would be like if you finally 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:19.199 caved in and let us be together. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.720 I mean, the phrase caved in is actually perfect, because 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.000 if we ever got together, it'd be you pegging me so. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.800 The guy I went on a date with this week right, 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.480 refers to himself as a wine coloisseur. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.440 Can we get a paramedic please? Is there a paramedic here? 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:44.280 There is nothing more ick to me than people referring 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:48.840 to themselves and as a connossturt of anything but mainly wine. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:53.240 Unless you won number one in the world. Even then, 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.680 I mean it is gross. Get a job. It's like 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.480 my mum would be like, I'm a wine connoisseur and 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:02.040 you're like, now you're an alcoholic perfect exactly. Yeah, just 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:03.160 just be open about it. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.560 Because he was also like thirty, so it's like, don't 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:08.400 think you're a bit young to be like going around 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.920 like that. Like I love it when I meet like 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.680 like an old like kind of overweight man who like 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:18.600 loads everything about wine and smokesloads that cigar exactly. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.200 Maybe I remember one time I was in this en 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.560 pub and Shrewsbury and the guy that owned it was 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.640 just like very posh man who would walk around with 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.000 like a glass of like murlow and a cigar and 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.359 his head. But how was the food that amazing? 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:34.480 That's amazing. But you're a thirty year old man who 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.359 lives in Homerton, East London. I was like, so, what 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.400 wine do you want? And he was like, we're just 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:41.880 like in apart and I'm not sure they're going to 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.520 have like the natural wines that I go for. So 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:49.000 then didn't get wine because he was so upset about 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.680 like the low quality of one. And then I once 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.799 stated a guy who used to talk about Natty wine. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.280 He used to go, you know, it's wine with the 0:02:59.440 --> 0:02:59.880 skin on. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:01.200 What is that for me? 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.600 Well, it means the grape, the skin hasn't been taken 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.600 off of the grape. But obviously it just sounds weirdly sexual. 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.680 Is it not just some like Italian wine maker with 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:12.320 hairy toes mushagan in a barrel. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.840 Well maybe natty wine is like somebody who moisturizes their 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:16.760 feet with the body shot. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.280 Yeah, I'm getting notes of them. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:33.720 I'm getting some share moisture. So so you in into wine. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.280 So yeah, it's just like one of those things. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.320 I can be a bit nerdy that. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.520 Yeah. I feel like working in wine kind of ruined 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.280 my ability to drink wine. I worked in a wine 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:48.480 shop in North London, just like selling wine, which I 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.800 got into for really slightly esoteric reasons. I was like yeah, 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.160 the philosophy of flavor is really interesting. But I also 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.880 I just really like drinking wine, so yeah, it was fun. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.720 I don't want to shore on someone for their passion. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:03.960 But you worked at the longest three months. You worked 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:05.520 at the lottest for three moments. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:07.680 And then you tried to tell the via because you 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:09.040 had a philosophy of flavor. 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.880 Yeah, you're like, well, actually the Batho Rose is the best, 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:20.839 which actually spoiler alert for wine. No, I can't shit 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:24.320 on a passion. But sometimes you do sound a bit douchey, 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.560 I guess, but like a girl's gotta know what a 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:27.640 girl's got to like, you know. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:31.080 Yeah, I mean it was more I don't care for 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:33.719 people who like are so obsessed with food and so 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.400 obsessed with wine, and so I don't like it. I 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.159 think there's like a snobbery around it, and I just 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:39.440 don't care. I just can't relate. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.400 Kind of I just even in that clip, can hear 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.440 myself switching off a bit, like when he said he 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.720 worked in a wine shop. I feel like, because I know, 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.800 I'm sure my cousin worked in that wine shop. I'm 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:54.040 sure of it because as well. No, no, no, no, 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.920 but she just worked in this wine shop in Islington, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.200 which is I'm sure I just had a guidance think 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:59.440 that that was the one. But I was like, I'm 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:00.520 not even gonna ask him. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:02.839 I mean, it's not like a great topic of conversation, 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.839 like what you're you going to talk about? The notes, 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:07.400 the flavors. 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.880 That's what I don't like, Like, that's that's more what 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.839 was like kind of jarring and imagining him in a 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.200 wine bar. Yeah, talking about wine. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.360 But it's also like if if I'm on a date 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.080 and I'm hoffing, it's not the wine, it's the coke 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:19.679 and the toilet. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.600 Well, you're like a snob about coke. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:26.760 Will give me a back go down. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.640 To like the old Irish pa and you're like do 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:30.760 you know what, Like this is exactly where I would 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:31.120 take coke. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.320 Thank you, Yeah, but like, well, actually I studied under 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:38.479 Pablo Escobar and I know good coke, and this is 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.600 cat this is like I. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.080 Have an episode. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.239 I'm going to ask you what you did. I'm alsoeing 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.719 a level with you and say I know who you are. 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:50.400 That's fine. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:51.520 I don't know if. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:55.200 That's more normal than pretending you don't. If you did 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:56.960 do you like comedy? 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:57.960 I do? 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:02.279 Like, yeah, that's good, take the truth sociopath and not I. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.440 Yes, yeah, I me and my friends theoretically try and 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.520 write stuff, but I'm very bad at it. Right what 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:18.080 at the moment? A novel about someone who is both 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.880 learning that they aren't going to inherit a house from 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:26.720 their family at the same time as ending a relationship. 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.600 And then also there's a bit of a subplot where 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.520 like people start melting in the street, which I haven't 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:34.200 figured out, like or not? 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:37.800 Are you into like sci fi? 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:39.880 Yeah? 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:42.080 What is that genre? Yeah? 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.320 Not like blokes with laser guns sci fi? But like, 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:50.240 I quite like you're just like weird and interesting ideas. 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.320 My dog's just parted, by the way, it wasn't me. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.159 It hasn't reached me. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.880 Yeah that is disgusting. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.560 Yeah wait, I finally now understand why you bought a 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.760 dog is so that you can fight on dates and 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.159 blame it on her. Oh my god, my dog just fired, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.160 by the way, that was my dog. Oh my god, 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.000 it smells like beef. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.400 No, if I fired on a day, I would say 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:12.960 that I'd fired. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.440 No, you wouldn't, I would you. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.320 I genuinely would. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.320 Yeah, because actually you can't run away from your farts. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:24.640 Yeah, exactly awesome, But my farts taste very they taste, 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.520 they smell like inherently vegetarian, like. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.040 Your Your farts are so thick when people smell them, 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.880 they can't help but be like have synesthesia, Like it's 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.960 two is two senses. You taste it and you smell it. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.880 That's how thick they are. Yeah, like I've got synesthesia. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.640 Just some sitting there you and you fire and like 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.440 it also because you just shut yourself. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.360 We were talking about how like small the dating pool 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.000 is in London in that I always, whenever I'm getting 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:56.360 with someone I like, realize that they've also gotten with 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.600 someone else. I know, you knowaby the gay world exactly, 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:00.720 but it's I keeps. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.760 Having every friend dad and't like a four mile radius. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.680 From where I had dance famously fucked my dad. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.440 Print it now print it now litters didn't take that, 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:17.040 I said to my friend earlier. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.600 I feel like at the moment, it's like everyone I 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.800 talked to on a dating app maybe but already spoken 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.640 to at one point when I was on dating app before, 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.280 or one of my friends had spoken to you, and 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.160 that really bugs me out. Like it's like it feels 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.160 like the pools getting smaller and smaller, even though we 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:34.880 live in like a massive fucking city. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.160 Also, now another thing to level with you, I think 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:39.880 you once dated one of my friends. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:41.800 Oh my god, who I. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.760 Think it was a long time ago, and he said 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:47.400 that it never went any further than one day because 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:48.000 at the. 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.280 Time he thought the age gap was Yeah, I know 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.400 who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, I think I was 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.800 quite young, like I was like twenty one, and I 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:59.200 think if you're twenty five, that's quite like a dramatic 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.000 age gap and things like that. Now, Oh my god, 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.640 yeah wow. Yeah. He showed me the picture of this guy. 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:07.920 I got set up with this guy like when I 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.520 was quite young by my friend Harriet, who was like 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:12.120 older than me. And then he showed me a picture 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:15.400 of this guy and the guy was looking amazing, really yeah, 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.920 really good, Like that's tragic. He looks amazing. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.520 But could you ever go back to him? Do you 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:22.880 think maybe how old is he now? Then? Oh? 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:24.760 Will we like thirty one or something? 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:25.240 No? 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:28.880 No, no, sorry, like thirty four. I mean that's yeah, 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:32.840 he was really hot. I was twenty one or twenty 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.839 and he would have been like twenty five or twenty six, 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.760 so it's not actually that big an age gap. But 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:40.680 we went on one day and he was like, I 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.280 think she's a bit young for me, which is fair 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.240 like if one of my when I was twenty five 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.280 and my twenty five year old friends were going out 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:47.920 with like twenty year olds, I was kind of like, 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:49.319 that's I don't really get it. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:50.480 Well, what do you chat about? 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.240 Yeah, exactly, it's just that gap early, like twenty to 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.200 twenty five. It's like there's quite a lot like that 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.680 you're going to be different. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:58.880 Well, is that the difference of like playing Ring of 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:00.800 Fire before you go out and not playing Ring of 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.960 Fire before you go out? And that is really the difference. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.560 Do you want to explain to everyone, just for some 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.040 people that might not know the game? 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:11.040 What Ring of Fire? Basically Ring of Fires? When you 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.400 get like a bunch of like straight virgins in the 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.480 room and they get cards and they like pour milk 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.320 into a glass and then pour vodka into it, and 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:22.040 then they all like drink that, and then they think 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:27.760 I think they sacrifice something that I'm joking. It's obviously 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:28.480 not the game, is it. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:32.599 That you drink during the Johnny Cash song, No, that's rocks. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.400 That also, Johnny Cash didn't sing Rocks. 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.120 He sang Ring of Fire. I thought it was that game, 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.160 but like like what Rocksanne was, but for the song 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:41.880 ring of Fire. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.960 I mean we should play it anyway, we should play it. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:48.040 And also what perfect we did? We do it with 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:54.240 spicy marks, because then it's another ring yes exactly. 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.920 Yes, exactly, yeah, because Dan and I famously after a 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.880 spicymong reader. We both have ring of fires as our faults. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.880 Honestly sting. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.840 So oh yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot, puckered 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:10.280 to the gods. Yeah, it's extra hot anyway. So you 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.480 know the phrase only boring people get bored. 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:15.080 Oh yeah, like there's no small parts, just small actors. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.280 Yeah exactly. So like I don't want to say that 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.920 it was like inherently boring because it makes me then 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.240 sound boring because I should have sound more interesting in it. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.200 No, but I also disagreed there are small parts and. 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:25.720 There are boring people. 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.280 Yeah, yeah, but those people have the small parts. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.280 Yeah. He seemed so like chilled out and kind of 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.320 like like he'd never had any kind of dispute with 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.839 anyone in his life. That I asked him if he'd 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.280 ever gotten in a fight before. Do you ever get 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:40.040 really angry? 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.320 I do a little shameful. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:46.480 Sorry, yeah, this isn't a crowd moment. I was quite young, 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:50.640 how was at university and went on a university ski 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.200 trip with my girlfriends. I have no idea what we 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.640 were arguing about, but I just remember like walking along 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.920 the roade, like we were like shouting at each other, 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.560 and I was so angry, but I didn't know what 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:03.800 to do, so I, like I Fate, cried to like, right, 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:05.440 try and win the argument. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:06.000 Right. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.240 I didn't win the argument, and then I was like 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:11.280 Fate crying and like angry and right. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.000 I thought you were going to say something so much 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:15.920 worse than that. I thought you're going to say you 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.199 pushed her off a cliff. 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:19.200 Or like you know, we both came out and scared. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.080 That's good. You pretended to cry. That's just literally me 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.360 on a Tuesday, Like every every time I have an 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.000 argument that I'm not winning, I pretend to cry. That's 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:29.920 how it ends. I thought he was going to say 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.000 he like accidentally killed someone, like he had a fight 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:33.360 and it was man's laughter or something. 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.920 I do remember when I was fourteen, and you can't 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.000 judge me because I was in the closet, but I did. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.960 She on this girl and then when she rang me, 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.040 I pretended that I was crying, but I was actually laughing, 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:45.440 and I was like, I was like, I'm so sorry. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.960 I didn't mean it, but it just happened like she 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:51.560 thought I was crying, and then she tried to spend 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.000 this rumor that I was like this pussy ass bitch 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:57.720 for crying. It was funny. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.720 But I always cry when I'm not winning a fight. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:02.480 Like I always just burst into tears. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.760 That's not attactic, I used, because actually I never lose 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:05.080 a fight. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:06.400 No, but that's fine. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.800 I often One time actually having a fight on a 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.720 school trip, I had a five of my friend Megan, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.280 and we were on like the ferry from France or something, 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.400 and we were outside like reconciling after this big bust up, 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.319 and I spat off board and the wind blew it 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.840 back in her face, face, right in her face. That fact, 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:22.840 it was like a film. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.960 Yeah, I love that. I once did that, but it 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.599 was phlem I was in the front seat of a 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.160 car and I flamed out the window and it went 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:29.680 onto my friend's face. In the vaccine. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.480 No, that's but we. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.280 Weren't even in the fight. Then afterwards you were, oh, yeah, 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:35.719 I've never swim just since. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:43.680 That woman, Judy Dench. Have you ever been in a 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:44.120 fist fight. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.880 I've been in many, fista give me the best one. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.280 It was like sixth form. There was a house party 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.760 in North London and a group of girls were chatting 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.320 shit about one of my friends and they were like 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:54.880 saying all this stuff about how she was a slot 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:55.920 at the party. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.240 And this girl, Judy Dench. 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.000 Then we all got kicked out of the party because 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.599 the police came. So on this road in Finchley and 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.400 there was like hundreds of teenagers there and this girl 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.439 is across the road like chatting shit about my friends. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:10.440 So I just walked across the road in the traffic 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.000 there was like hundreds of people watching, and just swung 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.040 for her. And then me and her got in this 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.800 like insane fight, like we were like battering each other, 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.600 and then my friends were trying to sort of half 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.640 break it up also get involved, and then Emily, she 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.880 had like loads of rings on and she got tangled 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:29.400 with one of the girls like her hair, So then 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.480 the fight got broken up. Harry like picked me up, 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:32.680 took me to the other side of the road and 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.240 I was like kicking and screaming. But then Emily, for 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:40.240 like twenty minutes, had to stand there like untangle her hair, 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.160 like this girl's hair off of her ring. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.360 She's just like behind it, being like so any holidays 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:47.320 coming up, like give it like a full. 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.520 Na waiting for your A levels. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.080 I have only only been in like one fight where 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.360 it's nothing like that. I just tried to steal a 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.400 mop from a gay club in Turkey and I was 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.440 running outside of them, mopping my hand and I thought 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:01.880 my friend was following me, but it was like the 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:03.960 owner and I turned around and he slapped me, and 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.560 then I hit him back as like a response, and 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:07.960 then he went to hit me back and I was like, 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:09.640 do you just want them up? And he was like yeah, 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:10.720 and I was like, take them up. 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:12.000 That's a perfect story. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:13.280 And then I went and smoked on the beach and 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:14.480 was like, my life is such a mazing. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.720 You come across really well in that. Sorry, I'll say no. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:18.640 Thank you, No you do. I'm mopped the floor of. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:32.680 Him, Yeah you did. Because he had such a distinctive 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.440 like East London look, I knew he lived in East London, 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:38.080 like just from looking at him. And then I was like, 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:39.760 let me see if I can miss it meg Hare 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:43.760 and guess like exactly his postcode. But I got it wrong. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.360 I'm actually really good at being a psychic because I 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:54.480 just want to try Victoria Parts, Bethel Green, no London Pille, 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.000 Hackney Wick, no. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:15:59.920 Claptain. 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:01.920 Oh that was gonna be the first thing I was 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:02.440 gonna say. 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:03.240 I was. 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:04.600 That was actually gonna be the first thing I was 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:06.240 gonna say. I'm very bad with these men. 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:10.240 More she would have gone for it, I guess you me, Yeah, 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.400 I go for it by Parliament Health. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:17.320 Yes. Would you rather go on a really boring date 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.680 or go on a date with someone who's like really offensive? 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.360 Oh that's interesting. You know. I kind of feel like 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.120 I'd get more of a kick out of someone being 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.760 offensive because there's more to do, as in, like it's 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:32.080 more reactional than me having to like come up with 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.760 something to say. Do you know what I mean? 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:34.320 Yeah? 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.280 I mean the thing is, it's like neither is desirable. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:41.480 But there's something really really horrible about talking to someone 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:43.600 who is giving you nothing. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.600 Yeah, I mean, there's not really much you can do. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:48.880 It's like, what I'm going to tell you how many 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:49.680 siblings I've got? 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:52.360 Are you someone who? If you're I'm sure you're not. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.400 But I am actually this person Like if I'm in 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:58.200 a really boring conversation, I start bugging out and I'm like, 0:16:58.320 --> 0:16:59.520 it's me, I'm boring. 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:05.720 I mean, I've never experienced that personally or professionally, but I've. 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:12.000 Never experienced it professionally, thank you. 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.680 No, But I am. I just literally cannot sit in silence. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.520 So then I'll start asking like mad questions, like what's 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:17.200 the biggest animal that you think you can kill with 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:17.920 your bare hands? 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:18.960 What is it? 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:22.720 What me? Personally? I think I could get a sheep? 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.679 I think I could get really think, okay, yeah you 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:27.120 are at all? Wait what do you think? 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:28.359 What about you? 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:28.480 No? 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.600 You what could I kill? I couldn't hurt any you bet? 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:34.000 Oh my god? Are you mad? So you just spoke 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:35.920 up ragging some girl in northwest. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:39.200 London, maybe like a like a girl from forts Math, 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.720 sixteen year old girl from forth, I could kill her. 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.840 And they're all animals, My god, my good. 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.359 No, like a North London girl with a crylic Now 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:50.800 it's like that's probably the limit. 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.560 No, but I mean I just start saying really like stupid, 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.520 I get that, or like if you can I really 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:56.440 even want to give like. 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.120 A boring date my interesting questions. 0:17:58.160 --> 0:17:59.639 I always ask people if they could have sex with 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:01.080 any other or what animal they have sex? 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:02.200 Which would you have sex with? 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:03.520 Ah? 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.760 I don't know the way you phrased that, if you could, 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:10.119