1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. If you missed any part of it, 3 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: you can catch the whole thing on Iheard, Google, Spotify, 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: and iTunes. Also, remember you can email the show your love, 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: your hate, your death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 1: for Friday Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Finishing 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: out my story here real quick, we were talking. I 8 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: don't even know how we got on the subject. Oh, 9 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: someone email, Do people bring around stools to talk to me? 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: Because I'm six foot eight and I went into a 11 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: boot camp story and I'm getting to the stools thing 12 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: in a second. At the end of the day in bootcamp, 13 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 1: they make you all stand on a line in front 14 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: of your bunk and you have to stand there and 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: you have to stick your hands out with your fingernails 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: up in the air. Your palms are flat, your nails 17 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: are in the air. You're ben at the elbow right 18 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: and you have to stand there and your drill instructors 19 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: are going to come by and they're going to inspect 20 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: your shave, make sure your shade is gonna make sure 21 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: your fingernails are trimmed, and believe it or not. Like 22 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: this may sound asinine to you, but you would, it 23 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: would be said, it would. You'd be shocked if you 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: saw how many people didn't grow up with just basic 25 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: hygiene skills, like parents didn't even teach them to brush 26 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: their teeth, to take a shower, and just gross. So look, hey, 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: marine Corps will teach you that. Now, they don't teach 28 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: it in the most gentle way, but they will teach 29 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: you that. So while you're standing there in line, you 30 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: don't get to check your phone. You certainly don't get 31 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: to talk. In fact, you don't get to move. There's 32 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: a lot of that in the Marine Corps. You're not 33 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: allowed to move now. They're training you, so you know 34 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: you're laying in an ambush. Someday you don't have to 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: reach up and scratch your face, but it's difficult to 36 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: master that, and your most definitely not allowed to laugh now. 37 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: I know you understand this by now, but I love 38 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: to laugh. I think a lot of things are very 39 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: very funny. I think terrible things are funny. I think 40 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: immature things are especially funny. And I can't help who 41 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: I am. I do farting is hilarious, and I don't 42 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,399 Speaker 1: care who says it's not farting is hilarious, and when 43 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 1: people do it, it makes me laugh. If I go 44 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: in public restrooms and someone is in there just putting 45 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: in work, I can't help it. I'll start snickering. I 46 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: gotta leave. I think it's funny. So I have a buddy. 47 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: I can't give you oats names that didn't ask him permission. 48 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: And this spawn of Satan used to stand there while 49 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: we were all in a line, and he would wait 50 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: until the drill instructors were close enough. And he's one 51 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,839 Speaker 1: of these people. I don't know how people can do this. 52 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: He can fart on command. And I don't mean like 53 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 1: a little little squeaker. I mean he can unleash the 54 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: fury basically on command. And he knew that. I was 55 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: never able to contain myself when he did this, no 56 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: matter how hard I tried. And he would wait until 57 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: the drill instructors were fifteen twenty feet away, and he 58 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: would just tear one off. And the harder I would 59 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: try to hold it in, the worse it would get. 60 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: And remember, you're not just not allowed to laugh, You're 61 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: not allowed to sit there and smile. You know you're 62 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: not allowed to smirk. You have to be stone faced, 63 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: like a statue. So I would try to hold it in, 64 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: which would only produce tears that would be running down 65 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: my face. And now soon I'm having a hard time 66 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: breathing because I can't laugh, and then I would burst 67 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: out laughing, and the drill instructors would of course have 68 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: heard the fart, and so they would come charging down hudadad. 69 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: So no one's going to narc anybody else out And 70 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: there's me every time. I can't count how many times 71 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: it happened to me. There's me laughing hysterically. Get on 72 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: the quarter deck. The quarter deck is an area at 73 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: the front of the bear where they would send you 74 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: and then they would just brutalize you. Push ups, mountain climbers, 75 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: jump in Jack's would you would leave a gigantic puddle 76 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: of sweat on the quarter deck every time. They would 77 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: just take you up there and work you to death. 78 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: I can't count how many times he did that to 79 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 1: me by farting in front of me on the line. 80 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: At the end of the day, and as part of 81 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: my punishment, generally they would grab the foot lockers. Remember 82 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 1: I told you they had foot lockers. And multiple because 83 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,160 Speaker 1: you had generally have three or four drill instructors. They 84 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: would drag the foot lockers over in front of me 85 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: and stand on top of them so they could be 86 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,359 Speaker 1: taller than me and shout down at me and spitting 87 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 1: at me. So imagine, I'm still trying not to laugh 88 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 1: from the farting. Their anger is also making me laugh 89 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: because I'm that type of person, and now they're above me, 90 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,520 Speaker 1: yelling at me, and the more I laughed, the angrier 91 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: they get. So, like I said, it's a long three 92 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: months if you have those certain qualities in boot camp. 93 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 1: And that's all I have to say about that. Seven 94 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: seventy three seven seven four three seven three? What's the 95 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: food item? Who is the person alive or dead you're 96 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: bringing to our nuclear bunker because they're gonna get us 97 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: in a nuclear war? Kelly and Idaho? Go hey, mister Kelly, 98 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 1: how are you today? Good? Go ahead? I would I 99 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: would bring wild game and Sacajawea. Why Sacajawea? What good 100 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: is she going to do you down there? She is 101 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,600 Speaker 1: knowledgeable about all kinds of plants and games. Yeah, you 102 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: can help us, you know what. That's actually not bad, 103 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: now that I think about that that's not bad at Oh, 104 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: don't shake your head, Chris, Okay, Chris, there's gonna be 105 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: some plants. I realize it's been nuclear Winner. I still 106 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,039 Speaker 1: think you guys are mostly making that up. We already 107 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: nuked a couple of cities. There was no nuclear Winner. 108 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: The ash blows off in a couple of days. You 109 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: guys have seen too many movies out there. Kirk and Colorado, 110 00:05:54,200 --> 00:06:06,559 Speaker 1: go wow, Chad in Colorado, go. So if it's a meal, 111 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: chicken fried, steaking, eggs, ash browns over easy eggs. If 112 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: it's just a food, then it's gonna be like Totino's 113 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: four pack. You know. I respect it at a time, 114 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: respect it, and a person's gonna be uh, George Carlin 115 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: or Jim Gaffigan because I want to laugh too. See. 116 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: Now that's a guy who's thinking, no insult to the 117 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,719 Speaker 1: rest of you at all. But that's a guy who's 118 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,680 Speaker 1: thinking nineties Pamela Anderson. One guy was gonna say, halle Berry, 119 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 1: I understand where you're going. Fellas immature as it maybe, Brother, 120 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to be down there for a long 121 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: time with this person. Ernest in Boston, go roast beef 122 00:06:54,720 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: and Clum. Thanks, thank you, Ernest, thank you. So what's 123 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: Mark and Idaho? Go Mark, Jeff and North Carolina go Hey, buddy, 124 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: Chicken Alfredo and Stevie ray Vaughn. I like the musician 125 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: angle of it. I like that a lot. Note what Chris, Yes, 126 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna assume Stevie ray Vaughn gets the instrument. Chris, 127 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: what good is Stevie ray von without the guitar? Good grief, Chris? 128 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: Hold on Chicken Alfredo over like the over, like the 129 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 1: shrimp Alfredo. No judgment, Jeff, I'm just asking. No, it's 130 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: this chicken like the kind that they got to do 131 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: all of Garden, Oh the good stuff. Yeah, but now 132 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: you was talking about led Zeppelin and busting on Chris 133 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 1: for playing that song Celebration Day. Dude, that's a good dude. No, no, well, 134 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: not the part he was playing, Jeff, Not the part 135 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,200 Speaker 1: he was playing. Don't stand up for Chris? All right? 136 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seventy three? 137 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: What is a food item? Non necessity? You're bringing to 138 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: our nuclear bunker? And a person alive or dead? Remember 139 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: the person rules, No dead spouses assistant supposed to be 140 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 1: a downer and no Jesus. No, Jesus, assume he's already 141 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: in your heart, all right? Now, moving on here, January 142 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: sixth Committee spent one point six million dollars this pass 143 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: pass quarter indicate indicating heightened activity. Joe Biden is currently 144 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: soliciting the National Guard from several states to come show 145 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: up at his State of the Union address tomorrow. I 146 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: don't know if you've know if you know this, I 147 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,439 Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen it online, but there's all 148 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 1: kinds of new security, new fencing that has been installed 149 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:55,679 Speaker 1: permanently around the Capitol. We have the January sixth Committee. 150 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: Where's all this going? It should be noted Heavy D 151 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 1: Rhndes Santisa, Florida has been asked for his national Guard 152 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,719 Speaker 1: and has refused. Heavy D said, nah, I actually no, 153 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: Actually you can't take my national guard. They'll be staying 154 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 1: right here. But remember the Capitol Police. They also announced 155 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: that they're going to be setting up offices in various 156 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 1: states across the country to investigate threats against Congress people. 157 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 1: This is not a small thing. This is something you 158 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: really need to keep your eyes on because I've been 159 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: warning about it when it comes to the FBI for 160 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: a long time. The biggest story in the world right now, 161 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: the world, including Russia, Ukraine, The biggest story in the 162 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 1: world is Western governments turning on their own citizens. It 163 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 1: is taking place across the world. It's not unique to America, Canada, Australia, 164 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: New Zealand, France, country after country after country after country. 165 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 1: What you're seeing is all these countries are reaching a 166 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: play where their leadership is disgusting and corrupt, and they're 167 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: a bunch of globalist communists, and they don't care about 168 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: their country. The people, the normal people, people like you, 169 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 1: do care about their country, and they're getting angry about it. 170 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,720 Speaker 1: And as the people are getting angrier and angrier and 171 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 1: angry or at their own governments, the Western governments, instead 172 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: of reforming themselves, they're arming themselves. They are pointing their 173 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: guns at you. There is no bigger story on the planet, 174 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 1: not even Vladimir Putin. There's nothing that comes close to that. 175 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,160 Speaker 1: Mark my words. I'm not quite done with that yet. 176 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,839 Speaker 1: Give me a second. First, this may be one of 177 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: the oddest endorsements I've ever heard for a product of 178 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: my entire life. But I've been telling you about Eden 179 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: pure thunderstorm, right about the air purifier. How it let 180 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 1: me throw away my allergy medication over the counter stuff 181 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 1: about how look, you can get a three pack right 182 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: now for under two hundred bucks. That's two hundred dollars 183 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,839 Speaker 1: in savings. Well, Eden Pure was kind enough to send 184 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:10,599 Speaker 1: Eden Pure thunderstorms to Chris and Michael. Michael has a 185 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,840 Speaker 1: new puppy. 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That's Jesse and the number three. 195 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 1: When I say it takes the odor out of the air, 196 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: it takes the odor out of the air. Eden Pure 197 00:11:52,400 --> 00:12:00,880 Speaker 1: deals dot Com code Jesse three. Jesse Kelly returns next. 198 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: If you love them, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. 199 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna play something for you before I get back 200 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: to these calls and stuff here in a second. So 201 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: this was Joe Biden today. Now that the first couple 202 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: of seconds of the video of the audio aren't going 203 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,839 Speaker 1: to be good because it's just Joe Biden doing the 204 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 1: dementia shuffle across the White House lawn. But the reporters 205 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 1: start shouting questions at him. And I've always wondered this. 206 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I understand people who want to get into journalism. 207 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 1: I've regranted most of them in America or scumbags, But 208 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,719 Speaker 1: I understand somebody really wants to do real journalism right, 209 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: dig into things, report things. I get that. But wouldn't 210 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: you be embarrassed if you ever found yourself standing one 211 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,760 Speaker 1: hundred feet away shouting random questions at someone when you 212 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: know they're not going to answer them. Wouldn't you be 213 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: Don't you find that a little bit embarrassing? Chris and 214 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,360 Speaker 1: my way off? Play this, Play this and tell me 215 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:12,319 Speaker 1: you don't find this honestly embarrassing? Whoever defended how you 216 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: worrying about you? We are? What in the world I 217 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,720 Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't understand it all right? Eight seven 218 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven fourth seven three one person alive 219 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 1: or dead. One food item you're bringing with you into 220 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: the bunker, because we're all gonna go down to a 221 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: nuclear bunker. Darryl and Pennsylvania God uh, pork and beans 222 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: so we can all fart in concert. And I'm bringing 223 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,560 Speaker 1: General George Patton so we can kick somebody. I support it, 224 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: ud percent support it. Rob and Washington go, hey, I 225 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: would like to eat chili with my you know, venison 226 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:02,920 Speaker 1: blend between elk and deer, maybe a little bit of 227 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: pheasant breast pucked in there with my family recipe of 228 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 1: the sauce which I want to get into and then 229 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: drop it off with hand crushed Frito's. Oh yeah. Things 230 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: really got me going in person. And originally, you know, 231 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 1: before I was on hold, I thought it would be 232 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: Captain Kirk, but the kid I have two alpha males 233 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 1: in the bunker, so I went with the green Lady 234 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 1: from Star Trek. That was the dancer that kept Captain 235 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 1: Kirk calm, because once the nuclear goes off, it's possible 236 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: that I'll be ahead of the game when the people 237 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: turned green. I've already got mine, Rob, I just want 238 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: to be clear, you're bringing the green hot alien lady 239 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: from Star Trek. If that's your person you're bringing down there. 240 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, thank you, thank you, thank you, Rob Bob 241 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: and Connecticut go. I'm gonna get on three pound labster tail, 242 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 1: double wrapped in bacon, cooked on the grill, and I'm 243 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:12,840 Speaker 1: bringing Carlos Hathcock. Oh gosh, that's such a good answer. 244 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: Do people know who Carlos Hathcock is? You don't know 245 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 1: who Carlos? You know what? That doesn't My next My 246 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: next can I talk? My next history podcast is going 247 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 1: to be on Carlos Hathcock. People need to learn about 248 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: this guy, Chris, don't look it up now and look 249 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,480 Speaker 1: he's He was a marine sniper in Vietnam and he 250 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: was a bad man. I've read his biography several times. Gosh, 251 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: he was a stud. I think it's gonna be on him. 252 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 1: Let me let me make sure there's enough there for 253 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: a whole podcast, but I think it's gonna be on him. 254 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: Eric in Washington, what are you bringing into our nuclear bunker? 255 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: I'm bringing dome for the entertainment, and with her full mouth, 256 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about her eating any of 257 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: my ribs. My man had a boy a boy Bill 258 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:09,440 Speaker 1: and Idaho go. I'm going with the crustiest, cheesiest, sauciest, 259 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: mediest pizza as much as I can bring in because 260 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,600 Speaker 1: you know it's good for a breakfast, lunch, and dinner 261 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: middle last. I support it. Kenny in Pennsylvania, go yeah, Hi. 262 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: The food would be a Native American survival winter survival 263 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: food called Pemmican. Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah. I have Chris 264 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: or Michael look it up if you don't know what 265 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: it is. Um and the person would be Benjamin Franklin 266 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,640 Speaker 1: because you need to have a genius in the bunker. 267 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: Franklin was a genius man. Pemmican, Chris, Pemmican is a 268 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 1: trail mix. Think of it as Indian trail mix. What Chris, Chris, 269 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: That's not right, Chris said, the better Indian food is 270 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: pow Wow chow. In case you don't remember Elizabeth Warren, 271 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,400 Speaker 1: you know she's the whitest person on the face of 272 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:05,479 Speaker 1: the planet. She did she did a DNA test that 273 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 1: proved she was the whitest person on the planet. She 274 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: then released the DNA test to the public, acting like 275 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 1: it proves she was an Indian. Well, people started looking 276 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 1: into it more. She had run the Indian scam for 277 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 1: so long she was submitting recipes to something called Pow 278 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 1: Wow Chow. I'm not even kidding. That's so bad, Chris. 279 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: Don't mention the cheekbones again. That's not right, Chris, that's 280 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: not right. Miles and San Diego go, I'm gonna bring 281 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 1: a ton of cheddar Bay biscuits, and I'm gonna take 282 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,240 Speaker 1: along jan John bas alone because he's a badass. Yeah, 283 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: John basilone will be just fine. Kirk and Colorado go, hey, 284 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? All right, listen, we need 285 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: to cover this again for the show. All right, let's 286 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 1: just pause everything for a second. I'm gonna get back 287 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 1: to this story here. But this is not like other shows. 288 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: All right. We go most days with no calls at all. 289 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,960 Speaker 1: Most days there are zero because phone calls ruin radio 290 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,119 Speaker 1: shows unless you're doing something fun with it or ruins 291 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,800 Speaker 1: radio shows. It sucks. So most days we don't do 292 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,199 Speaker 1: any calls at all. Most days now we don't do 293 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,360 Speaker 1: any guests either. It's just that's the fact. But when 294 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 1: we do go to the phone calls, I am a 295 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:33,160 Speaker 1: rude person. I'm a rude person. I despise small talk. 296 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 1: And here's what's great about it. The audience despises small 297 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: talk too, So when I go to you on the phone, 298 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: if I ever go to you, and that's a rarity, 299 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,919 Speaker 1: there's no high no hello, No, I love the show. No, 300 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 1: how are you doing? Because you know how many people 301 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,160 Speaker 1: in the country listening to this show want to hear 302 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,239 Speaker 1: us small talk. Zero There's not one who's sitting at 303 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,880 Speaker 1: home right now saying, gosh, I can't wait for Jesse 304 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,560 Speaker 1: to small talk with somebody. When I say your name 305 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,400 Speaker 1: and go and the rare occasion we take calls, get 306 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: right to the point and get there quickly because the 307 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: hook comes fast. All right, hang on, it is the 308 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,680 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And just just the reminder where we're 309 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: going here. As of well, just miraculously, in the last 310 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 1: twenty four forty eight hours, coronavirus has vanished like a 311 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 1: fart in the wind. It's amazing, it's amazing. I remember, 312 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,400 Speaker 1: do you remember the good doctor Fauci from November? Remember 313 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 1: this is doctor Garden Nome. Then her Cruz told the 314 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 1: Attorney General you should be prosecuted. Yeah, I'd have to 315 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:01,240 Speaker 1: laugh at that. I should be prosecuted. What happened in 316 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:06,119 Speaker 1: January sixth, Senator, do you think that this is about 317 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,359 Speaker 1: making you a scapegoat to deflect of course, President Trump. 318 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,560 Speaker 1: Of course you have to be asleep not to figure 319 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,320 Speaker 1: that one out. Well, there are a lot of Republican 320 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:20,360 Speaker 1: senators taking aim at this. I mean, that's okay. I'm 321 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,680 Speaker 1: just gonna do my job and I'm going to be 322 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,919 Speaker 1: saving lives and they're gonna be lying. It seems another 323 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: layer of danger to play politics around matters of life 324 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:35,320 Speaker 1: and death, right, exactly exactly. And to me, that's unbelievably 325 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 1: bad because all I want to do is save people's lives. 326 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: All he wants to do is save people's lives. It's 327 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,679 Speaker 1: not about politics, right, It's absolutely not about politics. That 328 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 1: on Friday, just this past Friday, the CDC adjusted how 329 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:59,240 Speaker 1: it calculated the risk for coronavirus and get this, Wow, 330 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,680 Speaker 1: you're not going to believe it. Right before Joe Biden's 331 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: State of the Union, the number of Americans who went 332 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 1: from high risk down to low risk was significant. You see, 333 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 1: prior to Friday, ninety percent of America was considered high risk. 334 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,560 Speaker 1: On Friday, they switched a little part of the calculation 335 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,920 Speaker 1: and that number became thirty percent. It's amazing Chris would 336 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,120 Speaker 1: you do. Would you do me the honor and play 337 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 1: the CDC director with Rachelle Willinski. Please want to give 338 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 1: people a break from things like mask wearing when these 339 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 1: metrics are better, and then have the ability to reach 340 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:42,480 Speaker 1: for them again should things worsen, Okay, okay, and so 341 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,360 Speaker 1: anyone with a brain can see what's happening everyone. I mean, 342 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 1: we have Kathy Hoko in New York, Gavenusom in California, 343 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: everyone in between. Congress now doesn't have to wear masks anymore. 344 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:58,720 Speaker 1: All of a sudden, coronavirus has been defeated. Wow. Why 345 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: because tomorrow is Joe Biden's State of the Union address. 346 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 1: He campaigned on defeating coronavirus. He hasn't accomplished a single thing. 347 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: So they're simply going to act like coronavirus disappeared. Here 348 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 1: was what Joe Biden campaigned on. What I would say is, 349 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to shut down the virus, not the country. 350 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna shut down the country. I'm gonna shut 351 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,159 Speaker 1: down the virus. I'm gonna shut down the virus. I'm 352 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: gonna shut down the virus. I'll shut down the virus, 353 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,520 Speaker 1: not the economy. I'm gonna shut down the virus. Once 354 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,680 Speaker 1: we shut down the virus, I'm gonna shut down the virus. 355 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: They're gonna shut down the virus. I'm not gonna shut 356 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,880 Speaker 1: down the country, but I'm gonna shut down the virus. 357 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: What you didn't do, of course. And so what they're 358 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,239 Speaker 1: going to do, what the system is going to do 359 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 1: is what it always does. It's just going to lock 360 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:49,359 Speaker 1: shields and act as if coronavirus has completely disappeared, completely disappeared. 361 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 1: And Jensaki was asked about it because everyone, even crazy 362 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 1: liberal reporters, can see what's happening right now. Everyone can 363 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,800 Speaker 1: see what's happening. Wait a minute, all the mass mandates 364 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: are on all of a sudden. Wait, I don't understand. 365 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,800 Speaker 1: You're lifting a vaccine mandate here, no more mask mandate there, 366 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,960 Speaker 1: And it's all happening in the span of twenty four 367 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,879 Speaker 1: forty eight hours. Everyone can see. Jensaki got asked, was 368 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,359 Speaker 1: it important to the president that masks come off during 369 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,880 Speaker 1: before the State of the Union. Is there a message 370 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 1: that he hopes to send you know with that news? Well, 371 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 1: I would say the president is very powerful, but he 372 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: couldn't make us be in the green zone that we're 373 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,360 Speaker 1: in right now in DC. That's why we are not required. 374 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,920 Speaker 1: We're not going to be required to wear masks starting tomorrow. 375 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: So I would say that for him, it had nothing 376 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,640 Speaker 1: to do with the timing around the State of the Union. 377 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,720 Speaker 1: He wanted to give the CDC the time to assess 378 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: and make recommendations that would be clear to the American 379 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: public about what their recommendations would be for mask squaring 380 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:51,880 Speaker 1: moving forward. Okay, all right, so everyone knows that's a lie. 381 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,600 Speaker 1: Right again. I just want to make sure I did 382 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,320 Speaker 1: a little public service announcement earlier in the show. If 383 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,200 Speaker 1: you missed any of it, the whole thing's on iHeart, Google, Spotify, 384 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,920 Speaker 1: and itun I'm gonna make sure I'm clear about this. 385 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 1: If you're the type of person who believes that the 386 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: CDC lifted these recommendations and it had nothing to do 387 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,040 Speaker 1: with politics or guidance from the Joe Biden administration, I 388 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,159 Speaker 1: needed to go get yourself checked out. I'm not saying 389 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,920 Speaker 1: you're stupid. You might be. You might be really stupid. 390 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: That could be it. But maybe maybe you have a tumor, 391 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,480 Speaker 1: maybe you have a brain tumor, maybe you have some 392 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,919 Speaker 1: sort of something that's preventing your brain from functioning the 393 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: way a normal brain functions. But if you genuinely believe 394 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: the CDC just did this out of nowhere and the 395 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,399 Speaker 1: timing is completely accidental, go get yourself checked out. All right? 396 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,199 Speaker 1: All right, nuclear war if it is upon us, we're 397 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: gonna have to go to a bunker, you and me together. 398 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,240 Speaker 1: One food item you're bringing and one person. You're bringing. 399 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 1: One food item, one person. And I need to clarify 400 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 1: the food item is repeatable, so you don't have to 401 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,640 Speaker 1: bring a lifetime supply. Whatever you bring is something you're 402 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,439 Speaker 1: comfortable eating for a long time. Jay in Pennsylvania go. 403 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 1: I would say it has to be girl stout cookie, 404 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,919 Speaker 1: the peanut butter, tigerlongs, because as a menu whisper, you've 405 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: got everything else. And then I'm gonna say we bring 406 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,639 Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh so there'd be some intelligence down there. Gosh, 407 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: it would be nice being down there with Rush Limball. 408 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:25,200 Speaker 1: Oh that's a great call. Eric and Mississippi go rib 409 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,480 Speaker 1: Eyes medium rare. And I choose you jest because I 410 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,360 Speaker 1: not only want to be entertained, I want to hear 411 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,919 Speaker 1: some history stories, and I also want to have someone 412 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 1: to look up to because I'm five six. I'll be good, 413 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,639 Speaker 1: my man, Ronnie in Nebraska? What food? What person do 414 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:53,680 Speaker 1: you bring into our bunker? The food I need carbs 415 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 1: and sugars and no sunshine. So I'm saying bud heavy, 416 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 1: my man. And then the person would be Christy Canyon 417 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety. Ronny, you guys, you know what, all right? 418 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: You know? I support it. I support it. Johnny and 419 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,040 Speaker 1: Jersey go or wait, no, David and idaho, I clicked 420 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 1: the wrong one, Johnny, Sorry you got to wait a second, 421 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,199 Speaker 1: David go. Yeah, I'd bring my uncle Bill. He was 422 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,960 Speaker 1: a six five Marine and he was a cowboy and 423 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,720 Speaker 1: an iron worker. And about two weeks before he died, 424 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: he told me a story that it was his platoon 425 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: that raised the flag on Iwo Jima. What a stud. 426 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: And then what I would do is I would bring 427 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 1: my mom's being stroking off with homemade noodles. And by 428 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960 Speaker 1: the bye, I played pro ball. I'm six tenths, so 429 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,640 Speaker 1: go large humans. Who how about that six ten? That's 430 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: a big old boy. His uncle was a six five 431 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,600 Speaker 1: marine and cowboy who was part of raising the flag 432 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 1: on Iwo Jima. You want to talk about being hard 433 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,440 Speaker 1: as a coffin nail, Johnny and Jersey. Who you bringing, Well, 434 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring my youngest daughter because if there was 435 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 1: a nuclear attack and she was gone, I wouldn't have 436 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,959 Speaker 1: much to live for and I'd have to get her 437 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 1: some cabbage, potatoes, carriage to go at the corned beef. 438 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 1: Since there's gonna be no microwaves or electricity, we're gonna 439 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,640 Speaker 1: have a boiled food. So that's what I'm gonna stick 440 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,640 Speaker 1: with it. And if there's a condiment French is yellow mustard. 441 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,199 Speaker 1: I'm very I'll tell you I've I've been hesitant to 442 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: share this with everyone before, but I'm very on again, 443 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 1: off again with mustard. No no, hear me out, hear 444 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,760 Speaker 1: me out, hear me out. I like it on a 445 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 1: hot dog, little ketchup mustard onions, maybe some spicy relish, 446 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: you know, I'd like it on a hot dog. I 447 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,760 Speaker 1: like it. Dip pretzels in it. Underrated. Just look, maybe 448 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 1: this is a white trash snack, but I can't help 449 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: who I am squared a little mustard on her plate, 450 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: Get some pretzels out, dip it in there. That's a 451 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,520 Speaker 1: quality snack. I don't like mustard on sandwiches. That much. 452 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:04,439 Speaker 1: I'm not a big mustard on sandwiches. Guy, what Chris, No, No, 453 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,680 Speaker 1: don't bring that Delhi mustard crap in here. It's either 454 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,360 Speaker 1: French's yellow mustard or it's nothing. No, no, yes, I've 455 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,399 Speaker 1: tried to Jean, and you know what I did. I 456 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,120 Speaker 1: went through up and then I'd switch back to regular mustard. Chris, gosh, 457 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? All right, Kirk, I'm giving you 458 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,159 Speaker 1: another shot in a second, and then we'll finish up 459 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 1: these calls eight seven seven three seven seven four three 460 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: seven three and then headlines I didn't get to all 461 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,000 Speaker 1: that's still still to come. Tack on. We're gonna have 462 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,639 Speaker 1: to motor through that. But first, I'm all right. Obviously 463 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,200 Speaker 1: we're joking about the nuclear war thing, Lord Willing, but 464 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 1: we do understand there is a certainty coming, and I 465 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: mean a certainty. There are some financial bumps in the 466 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 1: road coming, putting it nicely, bumps in the road. We've 467 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 1: already seen some bumps in the road. Do you have 468 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,000 Speaker 1: gold yet? And I don't mean you have a piece 469 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: of paper, I mean do you have gold in your 470 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: physical possession? Oxford Gold Group will deliver gold to your 471 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: front door. Real goal we can bring it down in 472 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: the bunker with us, all right, but you need something 473 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: a value in case these markets really really go nuts. 474 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,720 Speaker 1: Eight three three nine nine five Gold. Tell Oxford Jesse 475 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,680 Speaker 1: told you to call. They will take special care of you. 476 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,479 Speaker 1: I promise they could be easier to work with, no pressure, 477 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: no nothing, eight three three nine nine five Gold Tell 478 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,080 Speaker 1: Oxford to tell Oxford Jesse told you to call Oxford 479 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: Gold Group for Gold. You can hold miss something. There's 480 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 1: a podcast, get it on demand wherever podcasts are found. 481 00:29:41,680 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment 482 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. And before I get going, 483 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: allow me to do this really quickly. Eleven dollars. I 484 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: know times are tight, but I'm guessing you probably have 485 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: eleven dollars a month you could spare Tunnel to Towers. 486 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,680 Speaker 1: You know how hard I am on charities, right? And 487 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: how long? How long have I warned you about being 488 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,640 Speaker 1: wary of these nonprofits and these charities. They sound so good, 489 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,840 Speaker 1: but then they blood suck all your money and they 490 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,920 Speaker 1: don't send it to where they tell you they're sending 491 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: it to Tunnel to towers. Man, they do it right. 492 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,560 Speaker 1: When tunnel to towers ask you for donations. It goes 493 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 1: right to these veterans and their families. They're buying home, 494 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,760 Speaker 1: paying off mortgages for widows, building smart homes for veterans. 495 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,920 Speaker 1: Eleven dollars a month is what they ask. If you 496 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: go to t the number two t dot org, they 497 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 1: ask for eleven bucks a month. T twot dot org. 498 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: I'm talking. They're building special stovetops for veterans who can't 499 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: stand up anymore because they lost their legs. Do you 500 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 1: want to talk about something awesome? These things are awesome. 501 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,560 Speaker 1: T twot dot org. Eleven bucks a month? All right? 502 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: All right, before I get to headlines, let me get 503 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,320 Speaker 1: to just a couple more of these. What are you 504 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 1: bringing to the bunker, Stephanie and san Diego go all right. 505 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,840 Speaker 1: I am bringing asparagus cathrole, which is a family recipe, 506 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: and Ronda Santis so that he could protect me and 507 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: we can repopulate the earth. Stephanie, gosh, you guys, that's terrible. 508 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:48,320 Speaker 1: Russell in Ohio go. I'm writing Mom's Johnny marzena or garage, 509 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, depends on where you're from. 510 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 1: And got to bring Mom down there to make some more. 511 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,880 Speaker 1: Oh you're dag on right, doesn't hurt bringing mom down 512 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,560 Speaker 1: there might be a little paranoid, but it is what 513 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,719 Speaker 1: it is. Shane in Louisiana, go, hey, man, I'm bringing 514 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 1: some Ben's Burgers from Ben's, the Big Ben, from Bensburgers, 515 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,360 Speaker 1: and I'd like to have Oppenheimer, you, Lamb or Teller, 516 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,480 Speaker 1: any one of the three. And look, I'm the whitest guy. 517 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,440 Speaker 1: I'm the whitest person in the United States, by the way. Well, 518 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,000 Speaker 1: hold on a second, Chane, hold on a second, that 519 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,800 Speaker 1: you and I, you and I are gonna have problem 520 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,000 Speaker 1: here bens Burgers instead of the world famous Jesse Kelly Burgers. 521 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,760 Speaker 1: Are you serious, man? Look when every time you give 522 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 1: that recipe on the Jesse Burger and brings me back 523 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,960 Speaker 1: to Bensburgers. I don't have a place to cook me once. 524 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: So that's the closest I can get. But if you 525 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,440 Speaker 1: check one of them out, the Big Ben at Bensburgers, 526 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: you would do a backflip, you know. Hold on, Shane, 527 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 1: where is this place? It's it's uh, I can't remember 528 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:53,440 Speaker 1: the name that Callsway Collsway Boulevard Bright going towards East 529 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,440 Speaker 1: Jefferson in the walls. How about that? We just blew 530 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,800 Speaker 1: up Bensburgers and he's not gonna know why you watch 531 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 1: You've been there, Michael, it's legit. Are they as good 532 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 1: as the Jesse Kelly Burgers you've never had? You have 533 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,880 Speaker 1: ever heard my Burgers? Yet you're you guys get to 534 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: sit here, you two idiots, get to sit here every 535 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: single day and soak in all this wisdom and you've 536 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,000 Speaker 1: never once applied any of it. Do I have that right? 537 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,479 Speaker 1: I understand why you can't, Chris? Can't you people just 538 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,400 Speaker 1: leave the cheese offers, you know what, Forget about it, 539 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,920 Speaker 1: forget forget about that. Just real quick reminder, you can 540 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com 541 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 1: your love, your hate, your death threats. You're asked doctor 542 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 1: Jesse questions. And if you missed any part of the show, 543 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 1: the whole thing's on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Highly 544 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,680 Speaker 1: recommend you just hit subscribe or follow. Since they decided 545 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,320 Speaker 1: to split the show up into three parts or whatever, 546 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's the suits anyway without further ado. 547 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,800 Speaker 1: And now here's a headline, you know, you know the 548 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:58,080 Speaker 1: thing headlines. We didn't get to you Hunter Biden's pal 549 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:03,120 Speaker 1: sentenced to prison for role in voter frauds or roll 550 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: in fraud scheme. I'm sorry, his name is Devin Archer. 551 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,120 Speaker 1: A fraud scheme it is. Look, when you actually dig 552 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: into all the crimes surrounding the Biden family, that joke 553 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,960 Speaker 1: you've heard a thousand times about the Biden crime family 554 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,200 Speaker 1: is so unbelievably true. They are so dirty. All our 555 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 1: politicians are just scum. Now, yosh, Ukrainian sailor sinks Russian 556 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:36,920 Speaker 1: bosses seven point seven million dollars super yacht. Okay, that's dumb. 557 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 1: I understand everybody is out there right now pouring out 558 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,520 Speaker 1: vodka in things like that, but there are ways to 559 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,800 Speaker 1: resist that aren't going to get you thrown into prison. 560 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,360 Speaker 1: Apparently he opened up the flood vessels on the yacht, 561 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,960 Speaker 1: or opened up the floody intentionally flooded the yacht. All right, 562 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,080 Speaker 1: don't don't do that. He opened up a bunch of 563 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: valves and flooded it. Don't get yourself arrested. I mean, 564 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,600 Speaker 1: I said, I applaud the Ukrainian spirit out there, but 565 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: surely you could have done that a little bit more slide. 566 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 1: But a good grief breaking, Zelensky signs EU membership application again. 567 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:18,480 Speaker 1: Good for Zelenski. I'm happy for him. I am very 568 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: very happy. These Ukrainians are proving to be so scrappy. 569 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:27,200 Speaker 1: I think it's really, really, really impressive. Also, though, we 570 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:34,120 Speaker 1: continue to back a desperate dictator into a corner, and 571 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 1: he has nuclear weapons. Remember, as we've been told, the 572 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:44,400 Speaker 1: only route out of this for Putin is victory or death. What, Chris, 573 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,319 Speaker 1: I don't know if we have an option, but I 574 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: know this. We better give that man an escape route 575 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 1: of some kind or we're going to be in trouble. 576 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: Sixteen nineteen, Project founder claims Europe is a geopolitical fiction 577 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:09,520 Speaker 1: in response to war in Ukraine. Remember something, the Democrats, 578 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,040 Speaker 1: the communists in America are going to be going all 579 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 1: in on the identity politics thing leading up to the 580 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,680 Speaker 1: mid terms now, because it's all they have. When you don't, 581 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,360 Speaker 1: when you don't have anything else, you sow division. It 582 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,319 Speaker 1: just helps them to divide up society one against the other. 583 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: So they're gonna be going all in on that. McDonald's 584 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,799 Speaker 1: other US fast food brands bracing for anti American backlash 585 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,080 Speaker 1: in Russia. You know what's so wild to me? One 586 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,440 Speaker 1: of the things I'll never forget is during my travels overseas, 587 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,319 Speaker 1: seeing that there was a McDonald's everywhere. And I'll tell 588 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,520 Speaker 1: you something, not that I'm shilling for McDonald's or anything. Here, 589 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,680 Speaker 1: go get yourself a McDonald's cheeseburger if you're ever in Japan. 590 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,359 Speaker 1: They don't make them from the same stuff they're making 591 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,919 Speaker 1: them from over here. One of the best burgers I've 592 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,080 Speaker 1: ever had in my life. We were told about this 593 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,719 Speaker 1: before we went off base in Japan, so we all 594 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,840 Speaker 1: went and got one, and we all thought, that's so stupid. 595 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,400 Speaker 1: It's a McDonald's burger. We went back to McDonald's every 596 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,520 Speaker 1: single time they led us off base after that. I'm 597 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,480 Speaker 1: not kidding. Ghost of Kiev fighter pilot blowing up Russian 598 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:17,320 Speaker 1: aircraft and trending clip is actually from a video game. Remember, 599 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: none of what you see is real. None of what 600 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 1: you see is real. We are in the middle of 601 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: You are in the middle of I am in the 602 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,400 Speaker 1: middle of an endless cycle of psychological operations and propaganda 603 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,960 Speaker 1: and lies. You need to be dismissive of pretty much 604 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,920 Speaker 1: everything you see and hear. Finland sends weapons and ammunition 605 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,400 Speaker 1: to Ukraine, and policy shift. Well, Finland and Russia have 606 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,439 Speaker 1: always gotten along so well, that was a little history 607 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,720 Speaker 1: joke there. You should check out the Winter War sometime 608 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,480 Speaker 1: if you're looking for something fun. All right, If you 609 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,760 Speaker 1: missed any part of the show, whole things on iHeart, Google, Spotify, 610 00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,640 Speaker 1: and iTunes. Remember you can email the show see at 611 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,440 Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. We have a blast of a 612 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,120 Speaker 1: show planned again tomorrow. Can't cantee there'll be any calls again, 613 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,480 Speaker 1: Probably won't. It was a fun night, but again that's 614 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,560 Speaker 1: gonna be a rarity. Maybe some guests, maybe not, who knows. 615 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:15,759 Speaker 1: That's all