WEBVTT - How Did Lunchbox Fall For This Scam? 

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<v Speaker 1>What's up guys. We're the sore losers is spinoff of

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<v Speaker 1>the Bobby bone show. Lunchbox is probably fuming. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to let him take the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, why would I be fuming? Why I'm in a

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<v Speaker 2>good mood, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Fantasy football and the Cubs and that a kid's soccer game.

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<v Speaker 2>There's that also.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's a lot, dude. Let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm fuming at this building. I don't understand this building,

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<v Speaker 2>how it works, how it operates. I'm fuming that we

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<v Speaker 2>have a quarterback controversy in Chicago because Case Keenum, who

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<v Speaker 2>wants Caleb Williams? We got Case Keenum. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>got so much to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's the backup? Beignet?

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<v Speaker 2>Bajay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Bajay.

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<v Speaker 1>Baguette Ray.

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<v Speaker 2>Italian. Yes. We are from an Italian back. Are baguettes Italian?

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<v Speaker 2>They're French.

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<v Speaker 1>When I go over to Italy, I'll let you know

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff I learned. Baguettes.

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<v Speaker 2>Because baguettes are from the French Quarter in New Orleans,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm going to say that's French.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime I see a friend go over there or the

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<v Speaker 1>celebs go over to the Italian coast, Amalfi Coast, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like they're eating these big old cones for breakfast. There's baguettes.

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<v Speaker 1>There's beignets. There's snow cones. There are all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>weird stuff they eat at breakfast. There's glazed donuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, glazed donuts. That's really exotic.

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<v Speaker 1>Crepes.

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<v Speaker 2>Crepes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. What happened to some good old cornflakes?

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<v Speaker 2>We did get a crepe in Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get that with me, too? I think you

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<v Speaker 1>recommended it, and I got a chocolate crepe with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe. I don't remember. But I know my wife and

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<v Speaker 2>the neighbor lady, they both really wanted a crepe. So

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<v Speaker 2>the first night, we tried to get crepes, but they

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<v Speaker 2>were closed. So after dinner on Saturday, oh, before we

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<v Speaker 2>even went to the show, they stopped on the way

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<v Speaker 2>and got a crepe.

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<v Speaker 1>How could you even want to go to a concert?

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<v Speaker 1>You'd roll me up under that table on the Amalfi

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<v Speaker 1>Coast and fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd have been dead. It was so big

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<v Speaker 2>and filling, but it was covered in chocolate and this.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife got the cinnamon sugar. The neighbor, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>got one with Nutella.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was loving every minute of it.

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<v Speaker 1>The tough thing with that iHeart, if you don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>me saying, guys, we go back to Vegas. People were

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<v Speaker 1>making fun of us on the Facebook. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we going to talk about, Vegas?

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<v Speaker 1>Some random stuff that we might talk about. But, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>the stories always are oozing out. And the thing with iHeart,

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<v Speaker 1>it's at night. So what was happening was when they

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<v Speaker 1>actually sent me out there is, We were partying balls.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gambling and typically you're down by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the day, but partying balls, we didn't allocate funds. So

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<v Speaker 1>we just blow all our wad right away. By the

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<v Speaker 1>time six o'clock rolls around, you're stuffed. You're drunker than

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<v Speaker 1>a skunk. You got no money, and basically you just

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<v Speaker 1>rolled me up to the T-Mobile, popped me down, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be a puddle for the next three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Those shows are tough at night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just were there.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's exhausting, because you go all day, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, man. And then night, you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, now the concert. And the concert gets out,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's midnight, and you're like, oh, it's Vegas. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to stay up really late. But, man, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>going all day. I'm so tired. That shows how old

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<v Speaker 2>we are. I mean, I get it. I understand. Look

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<v Speaker 2>at me. I'm old. I'm 45. I can't do what

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<v Speaker 2>I used to do. But it's true. You get there

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<v Speaker 2>about midnight. You walk out of that concert. You're like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, we're going to intro the show in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>And the other thing with concerts is, do they not

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<v Speaker 1>sell Gatorades? Because it seems like you're boozing all day.

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<v Speaker 1>All I want is a... Pedialyte, Gatorade, something with electrolytes

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<v Speaker 1>and you get there. Oh, do you want a soda drink? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want a fountain pop? No, buddy. I'm not at

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<v Speaker 1>a football game. Like I just want something to hydrate

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<v Speaker 1>me and you can't find it.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, that's crazy. I didn't know that we

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<v Speaker 2>had another Vegas story in us, but man, you said

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<v Speaker 2>crepe and it brought me back to that little stand

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<v Speaker 2>and we got the crepes and we walked and we

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<v Speaker 2>ate it as we watched, which was very difficult. and

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<v Speaker 2>they were like can we sit down and the neighbor's

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<v Speaker 2>husband was like if we sit down you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>late for the show she's like okay i guess i'll

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<v Speaker 2>eat it while i walk is that how he really

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<v Speaker 2>talks i don't know if he sounded like that he

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<v Speaker 2>was just like well if you don't want to see

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah well what are you gonna see promos yeah and

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<v Speaker 1>i don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>Who opened the show that night the second.

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<v Speaker 1>Night probably doja cat or kitty cat or somebody Was

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<v Speaker 1>it that guy? Benson Boner.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the guy. Or was he first night?

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<v Speaker 1>He's doing flips and ripping his shirt off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd never seen him do the flip, so when he

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<v Speaker 2>climbed up on the piano, I was absolutely shocked.

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<v Speaker 1>He does it every dang time.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, do you think I've ever seen a clip of

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<v Speaker 2>that guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime I see Cirque du Soleil and a guy ripping

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<v Speaker 1>off his blue shirt with his full eight-pack, eight Pakistan showing,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, Benson Boone must have played last night, honey.

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<v Speaker 1>He just did a flip on my phone, and then

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<v Speaker 1>here comes the kitty cat, Doja.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I literally had no idea. I'd never even seen

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<v Speaker 2>him sing one note of a song. So when he

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<v Speaker 2>went over to the piano, I was like, oh, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he climbed up on the piano. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's crazy. And then, boom, he flipped. I was like, whoa. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>color me surprised. I'm probably the only one in the

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<v Speaker 2>building that had no idea that dude was going to

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody else knew the flip was coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you know what? A lot of people, when the

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<v Speaker 2>piano came out, they did bust out their phones. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, cool. Guy's playing the piano. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really get why you're filming that. Oh, that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to do it live. We're about 40 days

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<v Speaker 1>away from the Soar Losers convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought

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<v Speaker 1>to you by Freeland Chevrolet. We're going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it live. We are the one, two, three Soar Losers.

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<v Speaker 2>What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most

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<v Speaker 2>about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my

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<v Speaker 2>sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all, it's Cizan from the north, alpha male, live on

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<v Speaker 1>the north side of Nashville with Bazer, my wife. Two

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<v Speaker 1>acres burnt to a crisp. It was the driest month

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of Nashville. Not just September. The history

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<v Speaker 1>of life itself in Nashville. The driest it ever was. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>two kids at Vanderbilt. I end up falling out with

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<v Speaker 1>Justin right now. It's all over the message board on

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<v Speaker 1>our Facebook Fantasy League page. I have no words for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Over to you, man. Other than I need to win

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<v Speaker 1>this week, and wins will repair all wounds, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just tired of Justin controlling the team. He goes to

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<v Speaker 1>the waiver wire. Last week, he sat DK Metcalf. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have started him. Would have got us more points.

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<v Speaker 2>But would it have made a difference? Would you have won?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it's just small coaching decisions. He got mad

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<v Speaker 1>at me the other day. He goes, you dropped A-chain? Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>he's out. I thought you were a medical professional. He's

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<v Speaker 1>out for the entire season. And he didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>that that's basic stuff. Rudimentary. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you need them on your roster anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Cause it's not like a league where we have keepers.

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<v Speaker 2>So you drop him. He's gone. Good night. See you later. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's going to do, you know, good.

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<v Speaker 1>I never knew it. It is fun managing with a

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<v Speaker 1>friend with Boomer. It was tough. Boomer wants my homes.

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<v Speaker 1>I want Lamar Jackson and stuff like that with Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize how controlling he is. He's got, if

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<v Speaker 1>I set the lineup, he'll go back in there and

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<v Speaker 1>reset it. Oh, I'm like, I already set the lineup.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's got these kids from the Browns, Concepcion, Denzel, Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are they? Who the, because this guy that he

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<v Speaker 1>loves putting up and down and starting and sitting, he's

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<v Speaker 1>got Bateman starting over Metcalf. I mean, it's just, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just not loving the coaching decisions he's making. And if

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<v Speaker 1>I have to talk to him through the podcast, so

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<v Speaker 1>be it. And then he goes on the message board.

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<v Speaker 1>And the biggest thing I say is since we have

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<v Speaker 1>the same team, When you write a comment, please just

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<v Speaker 1>put your name so people know it's you and not me.

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<v Speaker 1>Because sometimes he says stuff that's off color. He's back

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<v Speaker 1>to doing it again. He won't put his name. So

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<v Speaker 1>people probably think I'm an idiot that is just putting

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<v Speaker 1>up blank posts, putting I'm, putting I'm a free agent now.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign your name when you write something so that people

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<v Speaker 1>can decipher who it is. This could be the final

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<v Speaker 1>days of the Amalfi Coast Smash Bros. Coach, over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, it sounds like there's a lot of trouble in paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I realize he really isn't that good at fantasy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's starting to all dawn on me. And it still

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<v Speaker 1>pissed me off about the draft. I didn't pick Josh

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<v Speaker 1>Allen because he was so controlling. And then I get

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<v Speaker 1>to the third and I'm like, well, I can't pick

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<v Speaker 1>a quarterback. Who do I pick? I guess Jeremiah Jedarian Price.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea who this guy is. Awesome. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just so much control that I really didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to do.

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<v Speaker 2>What I wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>I told him Kenneth Walker is who I wanted. And he, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like him in Kansas city.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope. Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>They sucked last year. Well, it's, that's why it's called

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<v Speaker 1>last year. Cause it was last, not this. I mean, the,

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<v Speaker 1>the two things I wanted, if there is a quarterback early,

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<v Speaker 1>get them and Kenneth Walker. I could have had them

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<v Speaker 1>both and I let them off the hook. So you

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<v Speaker 1>could have Josh Allen and Kenneth Walker. You'd be undefeated. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you could, you could relook at it probably. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. And if you take Josh Allen, someone

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<v Speaker 2>may have taken Kenneth Walker. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I could have got Kenneth in the second though. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>was getting him in the second. I wanted him in

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<v Speaker 1>the second. I knew it was a stretch, but there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. We ended up going a chain. That was him.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted kids. So I, we can him at hands

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<v Speaker 1>or hers and hers or butts and ifs cats had

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<v Speaker 1>butts and butts had ifs, but coach over to you, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. See, I avoided all, dolphins because I thought they

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<v Speaker 2>were going to be terrible. That's what I said. I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the quarterback. I said, hold on. This team

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<v Speaker 2>might not win a game all year.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're going to go ahead and not draft a

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<v Speaker 2>single Miami dolphins player. They have more money, like $ 200 million.

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<v Speaker 2>They're paying players that aren't even on their roster. So

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I am going to stay as far

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<v Speaker 2>away from the dolphins as possible. Now I didn't know

0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.440
<v Speaker 2>a chain would get hurt and blow his leg off

0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.630
<v Speaker 2>that That was not in my predictions. My predictions were

0:10:31.890 --> 0:10:34.790
<v Speaker 2>they'll score about six points a game. So everybody's going

0:10:34.809 --> 0:10:37.950
<v Speaker 2>to average about three fantasy points. Get me away from

0:10:37.990 --> 0:10:42.150
<v Speaker 2>the dolphins. And I avoided pretty much all Titans, except

0:10:42.170 --> 0:10:44.810
<v Speaker 2>for one league. I drafted Carnell Tate. And let me

0:10:44.830 --> 0:10:46.950
<v Speaker 2>tell you, he is no longer on my roster.

0:10:47.290 --> 0:10:49.360
<v Speaker 1>They're just not a fantasy franchise.

0:10:49.410 --> 0:10:49.880
<v Speaker 2>And sure.

0:10:50.010 --> 0:10:52.300
<v Speaker 1>When that doesn't, they don't equate to winning.

0:10:52.340 --> 0:10:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

0:10:52.820 --> 0:10:55.640
<v Speaker 1>But the Titans have not had a fantasy player. And

0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to, this might be a stretch in three years.

0:10:58.020 --> 0:11:01.319
<v Speaker 1>I mean, The last fantasy player they had was Derrick Henry.

0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:01.780
<v Speaker 2>That's it.

0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, even when they had AJ Brown, he was

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<v Speaker 1>the only receiver. So you still didn't get him. I mean,

0:11:08.059 --> 0:11:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been able to pick a fantasy player for

0:11:10.500 --> 0:11:13.440
<v Speaker 1>the Titans and go and watch him in person. In

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<v Speaker 1>five years.

0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:19.540
<v Speaker 2>They had that one guy. DeMarco Murray. No, a couple

0:11:19.590 --> 0:11:23.949
<v Speaker 2>years ago. He scored touchdowns every game. Westbrook Akainai. Yeah. Akainai.

0:11:23.990 --> 0:11:25.210
<v Speaker 1>He might still be floating around.

0:11:25.270 --> 0:11:26.170
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where he is.

0:11:26.309 --> 0:11:27.430
<v Speaker 1>You may see him on Sunday.

0:11:27.510 --> 0:11:29.580
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he left the Titans, and I don't know

0:11:29.620 --> 0:11:31.939
<v Speaker 2>what happened to him. He took the money and ran,

0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.570
<v Speaker 2>and I have not heard a word about him.

0:11:34.179 --> 0:11:35.969
<v Speaker 1>Some of those guys, if you don't keep your finger

0:11:36.050 --> 0:11:37.130
<v Speaker 1>on them, they just disappear.

0:11:37.429 --> 0:11:40.630
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, I'm just depressed because I look at

0:11:40.670 --> 0:11:43.030
<v Speaker 2>my team and I left that drafting and I am

0:11:43.130 --> 0:11:47.209
<v Speaker 2>so awesome. And my team is God awful. You got awful.

0:11:47.290 --> 0:11:49.490
<v Speaker 1>You really had that feeling, dude.

0:11:50.370 --> 0:11:53.290
<v Speaker 2>I had like, when I saw that I drew number

0:11:53.410 --> 0:11:57.720
<v Speaker 2>eight in the draft order, I literally looked and said, okay,

0:11:58.300 --> 0:12:02.420
<v Speaker 2>if I can get Saquon Barkley, first round, Justin Jefferson,

0:12:02.540 --> 0:12:06.360
<v Speaker 2>second round, I am going to be set up for

0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:10.969
<v Speaker 2>the whole year. And I targeted David Montgomery. Cause I

0:12:10.990 --> 0:12:14.050
<v Speaker 2>was like the Texans, they are going to run the

0:12:14.190 --> 0:12:17.390
<v Speaker 2>rock because they are a ball control. They got their defense.

0:12:18.030 --> 0:12:20.969
<v Speaker 2>The problem is they can't run the rock. They don't

0:12:21.010 --> 0:12:23.610
<v Speaker 2>know how to run the rock. Their offensive line doesn't

0:12:23.650 --> 0:12:26.750
<v Speaker 2>know how to block. So David Montgomery gets one yard

0:12:27.050 --> 0:12:33.030
<v Speaker 2>per carry and is absolutely useless. Saquon Barkley, the same thing.

0:12:33.330 --> 0:12:37.250
<v Speaker 2>The Eagles can't block a soul. So he can't run

0:12:37.470 --> 0:12:40.590
<v Speaker 2>the football. They are just, they leak like a freaking

0:12:40.690 --> 0:12:44.270
<v Speaker 2>sieve and he has nowhere to go. Just their Jefferson

0:12:44.550 --> 0:12:47.640
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have a quarterback to throw in the ball. And

0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.380
<v Speaker 2>then he finally it's Kyler Murray back and he breaks

0:12:50.420 --> 0:12:52.819
<v Speaker 2>his ankle. Oh my God.

0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That's fantasy. And the tough thing is ours was

0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.309
<v Speaker 1>pretty expensive. So it's definitely a tough pill to swallow.

0:13:00.390 --> 0:13:02.270
<v Speaker 2>And it's really weird how the schedule is set up

0:13:02.290 --> 0:13:05.760
<v Speaker 2>because I did randomize the schedule and I'm playing the

0:13:05.820 --> 0:13:09.380
<v Speaker 2>same team. I played week one this week. Same. And

0:13:09.420 --> 0:13:11.580
<v Speaker 2>he's in second place. So I'm playing one of the

0:13:11.620 --> 0:13:14.640
<v Speaker 2>better teams twice in the first four weeks of the season.

0:13:14.780 --> 0:13:17.160
<v Speaker 2>It's very weird how that was set up. I should

0:13:17.179 --> 0:13:20.010
<v Speaker 2>have probably looked at that when I hit randomize, but

0:13:20.410 --> 0:13:23.850
<v Speaker 2>that's on me. I will say just real quick, guys,

0:13:23.890 --> 0:13:25.490
<v Speaker 2>not to bore you. I know the truck drivers, you

0:13:25.510 --> 0:13:27.890
<v Speaker 2>guys got boring drives. So this is probably still interesting

0:13:27.910 --> 0:13:30.630
<v Speaker 2>to you, but our fantasy league C is the first

0:13:30.670 --> 0:13:35.339
<v Speaker 2>time we take it offline. So on the podcast, I mean,

0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.580
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast, we can pretty much say what we want.

0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.650
<v Speaker 2>And it's a little different than on air because on

0:13:39.730 --> 0:13:42.310
<v Speaker 2>air you can't swear. We're here, we can swear. But

0:13:42.370 --> 0:13:44.970
<v Speaker 2>on the fantasy message board, we can say whatever we want.

0:13:45.330 --> 0:13:47.690
<v Speaker 2>And me and Justin use the D word a lot.

0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:52.479
<v Speaker 2>We'll criticize other players, like actually being straight up rude

0:13:52.500 --> 0:13:54.900
<v Speaker 2>to other people. So I think it's the first taste

0:13:54.980 --> 0:13:59.390
<v Speaker 2>that our listeners get of like, What am I doing?

0:13:59.429 --> 0:14:02.590
<v Speaker 1>So maybe we are a little too rude. Because I'll

0:14:02.610 --> 0:14:05.250
<v Speaker 1>tell a guy, I'll be like, we're leaving this week

0:14:05.309 --> 0:14:07.630
<v Speaker 1>with our dick held high. And it has to be

0:14:07.670 --> 0:14:10.460
<v Speaker 1>somebody that's never heard us talk like that. And they're like,

0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.080
<v Speaker 1>what is that reference?

0:14:12.420 --> 0:14:14.640
<v Speaker 2>And then half of them, I'm like, are they getting

0:14:14.700 --> 0:14:17.660
<v Speaker 2>offended by Ray and Justin? Do they know they're just

0:14:18.730 --> 0:14:19.310
<v Speaker 2>being fun?

0:14:19.650 --> 0:14:23.950
<v Speaker 1>This other guy goes... Okay. Let's just try and guys,

0:14:24.070 --> 0:14:25.850
<v Speaker 1>does anybody want to pick who's the best team in

0:14:25.870 --> 0:14:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the league? Maybe to change the topic. He's trying to

0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.880
<v Speaker 1>take the conversation away from me and Justin, just fighting

0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:33.840
<v Speaker 1>and yelling at people.

0:14:34.300 --> 0:14:36.140
<v Speaker 2>And I do love when you guys fight back and

0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.560
<v Speaker 2>forth with each other on the message board. That might

0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.720
<v Speaker 2>be my favorite when you're yelling at him, he's yelling

0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.680
<v Speaker 2>at you. And then I go to the standings and

0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:48.460
<v Speaker 2>primetime Vega defending champ three, you know, three, you know, Me,

0:14:48.660 --> 0:14:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm in dead last. I've never been in dead last

0:14:51.060 --> 0:14:53.820
<v Speaker 2>in my division in this league, and there I am

0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:57.900
<v Speaker 2>just sitting there in dead freaking last.

0:14:57.940 --> 0:14:59.300
<v Speaker 1>Does Vega have Josh Allen?

0:14:59.620 --> 0:15:01.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I couldn't tell you who's on Vega's team.

0:15:02.020 --> 0:15:04.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't care who's on Vega's team. I don't care

0:15:04.220 --> 0:15:07.390
<v Speaker 2>who's on anybody's team but mine. I just care about

0:15:07.470 --> 0:15:10.790
<v Speaker 2>getting a win. Like, I need a win. And so

0:15:10.950 --> 0:15:14.370
<v Speaker 2>when I play Brothers Mendoza this weekend, I am going

0:15:14.430 --> 0:15:17.910
<v Speaker 2>to whoop that ass.

0:15:18.870 --> 0:15:23.050
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I knew 0-3 is bad. You could be 0-4, right?

0:15:23.090 --> 0:15:23.630
<v Speaker 2>I'm about to be.

0:15:23.850 --> 0:15:27.710
<v Speaker 1>Okay, at 0-4, it's over. 0-3, there is still just

0:15:27.750 --> 0:15:29.950
<v Speaker 1>that small hope. You've got to win like seven in

0:15:29.970 --> 0:15:32.830
<v Speaker 1>a row right now. Yeah, but I'm saying 0-3, it's

0:15:32.870 --> 0:15:36.130
<v Speaker 1>still possible. And it's just like, man, that relationship. I mean,

0:15:36.170 --> 0:15:39.550
<v Speaker 1>the hooking up is good. I'm doing an analogy, guys.

0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.740
<v Speaker 1>So it's like, oh, the hookups are still good. Oh,

0:15:41.780 --> 0:15:43.620
<v Speaker 1>we had that nice Friday meal. Oh, but then we

0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.460
<v Speaker 1>got in a fight Friday night. There's still a chance

0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:49.680
<v Speaker 1>you can keep the relationship together, and that's kind of

0:15:49.700 --> 0:15:52.040
<v Speaker 1>where we're at right now. But you go 0-4, that's

0:15:52.060 --> 0:15:55.220
<v Speaker 1>a hard breakup. He cheated on you. He slept with

0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.820
<v Speaker 1>your best friend. That is, you guys got hammered drunk,

0:15:59.180 --> 0:16:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and he was verbally abusive. You can't come back from

0:16:01.980 --> 0:16:04.780
<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. That's at 0-4. You can't come back

0:16:04.820 --> 0:16:06.300
<v Speaker 1>from that and go to the playoffs.

0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:09.340
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So that's where we're at, dude. That's where we're

0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.880
<v Speaker 2>at on this Wednesday. We have other stuff to talk about.

0:16:11.900 --> 0:16:13.120
<v Speaker 2>We're not going to just talk fantasy.

0:16:13.210 --> 0:16:13.500
<v Speaker 1>I got.

0:16:14.300 --> 0:16:17.620
<v Speaker 2>This building. I need to understand how this building operates

0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:18.180
<v Speaker 2>and why.

0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to hear this because I thought it was

0:16:20.220 --> 0:16:22.660
<v Speaker 1>about the temperature because I'm wearing long pants that are

0:16:22.700 --> 0:16:25.630
<v Speaker 1>fleece and a long coat that should be worn in

0:16:25.650 --> 0:16:28.510
<v Speaker 1>the north. But that's why it's 62 degrees.

0:16:28.850 --> 0:16:31.550
<v Speaker 2>No, I have a short sleeve shirt on. I'm not

0:16:31.590 --> 0:16:33.810
<v Speaker 2>talking about the building. You're not in the producer's room.

0:16:33.910 --> 0:16:39.160
<v Speaker 2>You're right. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. No,

0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.260
<v Speaker 2>I want to talk about this past weekend. I forgot

0:16:41.300 --> 0:16:43.500
<v Speaker 2>to tell you about it on Monday because I was depressed.

0:16:43.950 --> 0:16:46.670
<v Speaker 2>And now I've come out of my slumber, my depression.

0:16:47.130 --> 0:16:49.490
<v Speaker 2>I'm out of that din, that dark time in my life.

0:16:49.970 --> 0:16:53.010
<v Speaker 2>And on Friday night, Kenny Chesney was having his album

0:16:53.050 --> 0:16:58.810
<v Speaker 2>release party and he was playing some music. Carry on,

0:16:59.370 --> 0:17:02.310
<v Speaker 2>move along, go down on down the road.

0:17:02.830 --> 0:17:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Of all his hits, you sing the most recent one,

0:17:06.180 --> 0:17:06.859
<v Speaker 1>Carry On.

0:17:07.140 --> 0:17:09.300
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's one of the ones he sang there. He

0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.960
<v Speaker 2>didn't sing No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service. Oh, okay.

0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.639
<v Speaker 2>So he didn't sing that. So I couldn't sing that one.

0:17:15.330 --> 0:17:18.390
<v Speaker 2>And I couldn't remember what else he's saying. But anyway,

0:17:19.150 --> 0:17:21.690
<v Speaker 2>I decided to take my eight year old with me.

0:17:21.950 --> 0:17:24.610
<v Speaker 2>And so we drove and it was right here next

0:17:24.630 --> 0:17:25.229
<v Speaker 2>to the building.

0:17:25.650 --> 0:17:26.510
<v Speaker 1>Was it pinnacle?

0:17:26.609 --> 0:17:27.470
<v Speaker 2>It was a pinnacle.

0:17:28.109 --> 0:17:30.530
<v Speaker 1>We went there for one event. Baser had a stand

0:17:30.570 --> 0:17:34.949
<v Speaker 1>up to cancer event. Interestingly, unique venue. I don't know

0:17:34.990 --> 0:17:36.869
<v Speaker 1>how he had it set up, but there's not a

0:17:37.050 --> 0:17:38.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of seating in it.

0:17:38.670 --> 0:17:41.209
<v Speaker 2>No, it was a smaller venue, and I really, can

0:17:41.250 --> 0:17:43.270
<v Speaker 2>I be honest with you? When people were telling me

0:17:43.290 --> 0:17:45.800
<v Speaker 2>about the Pinnacle, they built a concert venue right here.

0:17:45.820 --> 0:17:47.260
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was outdoors.

0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:50.660
<v Speaker 1>It isn't.

0:17:50.980 --> 0:17:51.620
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:17:51.980 --> 0:17:53.340
<v Speaker 1>The pregame is.

0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.139
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea. You can go out on the

0:17:56.180 --> 0:17:59.869
<v Speaker 2>lawn and play bags. Correct. But I didn't know this,

0:18:00.470 --> 0:18:03.490
<v Speaker 2>and I am like, walking and i'm like looking for

0:18:03.530 --> 0:18:05.950
<v Speaker 2>it i'm like man i don't see anywhere where they're

0:18:06.090 --> 0:18:08.840
<v Speaker 2>because i don't go out so i haven't been over

0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.699
<v Speaker 2>in that area since it's been.

0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:14.380
<v Speaker 1>Built did you know there's an alligator bar a what

0:18:14.940 --> 0:18:16.639
<v Speaker 1>yeah see if you don't go out every week in

0:18:16.700 --> 0:18:17.919
<v Speaker 1>nashville there's something new.

0:18:17.900 --> 0:18:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Didn't know there was an alligator bar that's what i'm saying.

0:18:19.740 --> 0:18:22.390
<v Speaker 1>You get a drink that has an alligator that's cool

0:18:22.470 --> 0:18:23.310
<v Speaker 1>yeah it's.

0:18:23.250 --> 0:18:25.949
<v Speaker 2>Literally right there oh maybe i'll go there today after

0:18:25.990 --> 0:18:29.070
<v Speaker 2>work And so I'm walking around with the kid, and

0:18:29.090 --> 0:18:31.770
<v Speaker 2>we park in the parking garage here, and we go down,

0:18:31.790 --> 0:18:34.010
<v Speaker 2>and we walk and walk, and I'm looking for it.

0:18:34.030 --> 0:18:36.250
<v Speaker 2>I can't find it. And I'm like, what in the heck?

0:18:37.050 --> 0:18:39.540
<v Speaker 2>Where is this place? And I'm like, that little skinny

0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:45.900
<v Speaker 2>sliver down there is where the storage units are? No,

0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:47.719
<v Speaker 2>there's people drinking down there, but that doesn't look like

0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:50.040
<v Speaker 2>a stage. All right, I guess I'll walk down this street.

0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:51.720
<v Speaker 1>That's the alligator bar you just said.

0:18:52.180 --> 0:18:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Really?

0:18:52.540 --> 0:18:53.100
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh.

0:18:53.590 --> 0:18:55.490
<v Speaker 2>So I walk down the street, find the Pinnacle, and

0:18:55.590 --> 0:18:58.810
<v Speaker 2>check in, get our wristbands. And we go, and we

0:18:58.850 --> 0:19:00.910
<v Speaker 2>watch the concert. It's great. You know what I mean?

0:19:00.950 --> 0:19:03.770
<v Speaker 2>Enjoy it. And I don't know if my kid's having fun.

0:19:03.869 --> 0:19:05.699
<v Speaker 2>He's just kind of, but he is kind of tapping

0:19:05.740 --> 0:19:08.500
<v Speaker 2>his leg and, you know, kind of getting into it

0:19:08.540 --> 0:19:10.420
<v Speaker 2>a little bit. And then halfway through, he's like, Dad,

0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:11.399
<v Speaker 2>can I sit on your lap?

0:19:12.020 --> 0:19:12.660
<v Speaker 1>Going to sleep.

0:19:12.940 --> 0:19:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, but if you're tired, bud, we can go.

0:19:15.060 --> 0:19:16.879
<v Speaker 2>We don't have to stay. No, let's stay. Let's stay.

0:19:16.900 --> 0:19:20.209
<v Speaker 2>All right. All right, cool. Because Kenny went on at 730.

0:19:20.210 --> 0:19:24.300
<v Speaker 2>He's already had a full day. of school playing after

0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:28.700
<v Speaker 2>school and now we're at the concert so he's exhausted.

0:19:29.180 --> 0:19:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes good foreshadow for me earlier.

0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:33.740
<v Speaker 2>Yes and so i'm like all right you want to

0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.500
<v Speaker 2>go no no let's stay let's stay and he goes

0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:38.720
<v Speaker 2>i just couldn't see where i was sitting we were

0:19:38.740 --> 0:19:41.610
<v Speaker 2>on the front row of the balcony two seats just

0:19:41.650 --> 0:19:43.389
<v Speaker 2>happened to be open we didn't have seats we just

0:19:43.410 --> 0:19:45.850
<v Speaker 2>were supposed to have standing room and we just sat

0:19:45.890 --> 0:19:47.969
<v Speaker 2>in them and no one bothered us they didn't want

0:19:47.990 --> 0:19:49.550
<v Speaker 2>to kick a kid out of a seat and he

0:19:49.590 --> 0:19:53.859
<v Speaker 2>just sat there the whole time. And he would lean back, dad, dad,

0:19:54.380 --> 0:19:56.660
<v Speaker 2>is this a new one? Because I told him, you know,

0:19:56.780 --> 0:19:58.740
<v Speaker 2>he has a new album coming out. So he had

0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:00.939
<v Speaker 2>new songs. I said, so he's going to play some

0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:02.939
<v Speaker 2>of those and some he'll probably play his old songs.

0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:05.960
<v Speaker 2>So every song he'd be like, dad, dad, is this

0:20:06.020 --> 0:20:09.240
<v Speaker 2>an old one or a new one? And I would

0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:12.950
<v Speaker 2>be like, I'm not sure on this one. You're supposed

0:20:12.990 --> 0:20:14.850
<v Speaker 2>to be the expert. Some of them I had no

0:20:14.910 --> 0:20:16.390
<v Speaker 2>idea if it was old or new.

0:20:16.530 --> 0:20:19.030
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure. Your kid may think you're.

0:20:19.750 --> 0:20:21.889
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he may think I'm an idiot. But what's funny

0:20:21.950 --> 0:20:24.080
<v Speaker 2>is the crowd sings it no matter what. And I'm like,

0:20:24.170 --> 0:20:27.060
<v Speaker 2>how can you sing a song if it's just now

0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:27.600
<v Speaker 2>coming out?

0:20:27.820 --> 0:20:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Silver Sands Marina.

0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:31.260
<v Speaker 2>Yes. So.

0:20:31.380 --> 0:20:32.640
<v Speaker 1>The album is out.

0:20:33.740 --> 0:20:36.480
<v Speaker 2>On Friday it came out. Oh. That was the party.

0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:20:37.220 --> 0:20:40.190
<v Speaker 2>So he must have been. Putting songs out from the

0:20:40.350 --> 0:20:41.520
<v Speaker 2>album where people could hear it.

0:20:41.590 --> 0:20:42.770
<v Speaker 1>Four of them were out already.

0:20:42.950 --> 0:20:46.450
<v Speaker 2>That's what it is. So the concert ends at like 9.30.

0:20:46.430 --> 0:20:50.149
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, all right, bud, let's go. You know

0:20:50.170 --> 0:20:50.510
<v Speaker 2>what I mean?

0:20:50.550 --> 0:20:51.090
<v Speaker 1>We get up.

0:20:51.150 --> 0:20:56.369
<v Speaker 2>We say goodbye to a couple people. Paige from sales. Bye. Abby. Later, girl.

0:20:56.730 --> 0:20:57.090
<v Speaker 1>All right.

0:20:57.530 --> 0:21:00.820
<v Speaker 2>And we come walking back to the station. And we

0:21:00.859 --> 0:21:03.210
<v Speaker 2>walk in. We walk in that hallway. We get in

0:21:03.230 --> 0:21:05.740
<v Speaker 2>the elevator. And we hit the button.

0:21:07.340 --> 0:21:08.000
<v Speaker 1>And.

0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:11.359
<v Speaker 2>It won't let me go to P4.

0:21:11.900 --> 0:21:12.380
<v Speaker 1>Lovely.

0:21:13.020 --> 0:21:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what? Hit it again. It won't light up.

0:21:17.580 --> 0:21:19.300
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, let me just, we'll go to

0:21:19.340 --> 0:21:21.540
<v Speaker 2>P5 so we can just walk down a flight of

0:21:21.580 --> 0:21:27.050
<v Speaker 2>stairs to the car. It won't do it. I'm like, what?

0:21:27.210 --> 0:21:28.710
<v Speaker 2>So I get out of the elevator and there's an

0:21:28.750 --> 0:21:30.850
<v Speaker 2>elevator on the right. So I get in that elevator

0:21:31.890 --> 0:21:33.830
<v Speaker 2>and I hit P5.

0:21:34.010 --> 0:21:35.330
<v Speaker 1>Dad, do you really work here?

0:21:36.090 --> 0:21:36.710
<v Speaker 2>And it won't work.

0:21:37.950 --> 0:21:39.060
<v Speaker 1>What an end to the night.

0:21:40.940 --> 0:21:41.480
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like.

0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:43.919
<v Speaker 1>Happens every time you're exhausted.

0:21:44.550 --> 0:21:48.969
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm like, I don't understand what is going on.

0:21:49.730 --> 0:21:52.810
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, all right, get out of the elevator,

0:21:52.830 --> 0:21:55.810
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, let me try this elevator again. So

0:21:55.830 --> 0:21:59.649
<v Speaker 2>I get back in the regular elevator, and I hit P3.

0:22:01.300 --> 0:22:06.100
<v Speaker 2>Won't light up. So then I have to go in

0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.040
<v Speaker 2>that other... where the residence is, and then go to

0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:09.740
<v Speaker 2>the front desk. And.

0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:14.340
<v Speaker 1>Walking isn't an option because it wraps around. So you

0:22:14.380 --> 0:22:17.740
<v Speaker 1>would end up walking, I would almost stretch to say

0:22:17.859 --> 0:22:18.500
<v Speaker 1>half a mile.

0:22:18.660 --> 0:22:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're going to walk up all these ramps. Yes.

0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:25.129
<v Speaker 2>And at 930 at night with an eight-year-old that's exhausted,

0:22:25.530 --> 0:22:28.410
<v Speaker 2>that is not what I want to do. And I'm like,

0:22:28.490 --> 0:22:30.750
<v Speaker 2>all right. So I go into the residence and I

0:22:30.810 --> 0:22:35.270
<v Speaker 2>go into their elevators. And I hit P3. Won't let

0:22:35.310 --> 0:22:35.570
<v Speaker 2>me go.

0:22:36.070 --> 0:22:37.310
<v Speaker 1>You're 0 for 3 on elevators?

0:22:37.350 --> 0:22:40.130
<v Speaker 2>I'm 0 for 3. And I'm like, I do not understand.

0:22:41.310 --> 0:22:43.810
<v Speaker 2>So I go to the front desk where there's a little,

0:22:44.010 --> 0:22:45.389
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess security guard.

0:22:47.290 --> 0:22:48.270
<v Speaker 1>White Nike hat.

0:22:48.750 --> 0:22:50.609
<v Speaker 2>Yep. It was him?

0:22:50.630 --> 0:22:54.330
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, my God.

0:22:54.390 --> 0:22:55.109
<v Speaker 2>How do you know him?

0:22:55.830 --> 0:22:57.990
<v Speaker 1>Every night he has a flashlight in my eyes like

0:22:58.030 --> 0:23:00.250
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to rob the place. I'm like, hey, man.

0:23:00.850 --> 0:23:01.070
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:23:01.150 --> 0:23:03.850
<v Speaker 1>It's same vehicle. Yep. Same murdered out trailblazer.

0:23:04.430 --> 0:23:04.670
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

0:23:04.930 --> 0:23:07.750
<v Speaker 1>At the exact same time, every single night in a

0:23:07.790 --> 0:23:10.820
<v Speaker 1>double gated garage. Hi there. It's me. What are you,

0:23:10.830 --> 0:23:13.390
<v Speaker 1>what are you up to? Going to work. You asked

0:23:13.430 --> 0:23:14.330
<v Speaker 1>me every night.

0:23:14.830 --> 0:23:19.899
<v Speaker 2>Thanks man. So I go up to the desk and

0:23:20.220 --> 0:23:22.899
<v Speaker 2>he's talking to girls. So I just wait. Oh, how

0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:25.609
<v Speaker 2>can I help you? Oh yeah, man. I, I can't

0:23:25.690 --> 0:23:30.250
<v Speaker 2>seem to hit P3 or P4 or P5 to get

0:23:30.270 --> 0:23:33.510
<v Speaker 2>to the parking garage. She goes, can you prove you

0:23:33.530 --> 0:23:33.870
<v Speaker 2>work here?

0:23:34.190 --> 0:23:38.050
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm lunchbox.

0:23:38.109 --> 0:23:38.590
<v Speaker 2>Damn it.

0:23:39.170 --> 0:23:46.140
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, how, how would I website? I said,

0:23:46.460 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>is your son hearing all this? Oh, this is so awkward.

0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:51.919
<v Speaker 2>He's looking like he's about to fall asleep on his feet. Oh,

0:23:52.770 --> 0:23:53.970
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, oh, you might want to talk

0:23:53.990 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 2>to the IT guy about that.

0:23:55.060 --> 0:23:58.659
<v Speaker 1>What, are you going to sleep in the parking garage?

0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:00.419
<v Speaker 2>I said, how would I get a hold of the

0:24:00.520 --> 0:24:05.780
<v Speaker 2>IT guy right now? Like, it is 945 at night now,

0:24:06.300 --> 0:24:08.140
<v Speaker 2>and I just want to get up to the vehicle

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:11.300
<v Speaker 2>so we can drive home. I don't understand what you mean,

0:24:11.540 --> 0:24:14.800
<v Speaker 2>IT guy. What IT guy? He goes, it's been happening

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:20.240
<v Speaker 2>a lot lately. Okay, so can you let me up

0:24:20.359 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 2>in the elevator? And he goes, I will need proof

0:24:25.950 --> 0:24:29.290
<v Speaker 2>that you work there. And I'm like, how the hell

0:24:29.310 --> 0:24:31.650
<v Speaker 2>do I prove it? I can pull up my email,

0:24:31.670 --> 0:24:36.590
<v Speaker 2>but an email means nothing. Lunchbox at radio.com. So luckily,

0:24:36.670 --> 0:24:40.470
<v Speaker 2>I pull up our key card thing on the phone.

0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.460
<v Speaker 2>And if you look, it has an iHeart logo. I

0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:47.820
<v Speaker 2>didn't know that. And he goes, okay, if you'll go

0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:52.100
<v Speaker 2>over to elevator number two, I will... Press P3 for you.

0:24:55.140 --> 0:24:57.380
<v Speaker 1>What is he, security for the Pentagon?

0:24:57.640 --> 0:25:01.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I go. But my question is, why, if

0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 2>you park in this parking garage, are you not allowed

0:25:04.100 --> 0:25:07.010
<v Speaker 2>to just go up to the parking level? Like, you're

0:25:07.030 --> 0:25:10.570
<v Speaker 2>not going to the businesses. Like, it makes no sense.

0:25:10.590 --> 0:25:12.210
<v Speaker 2>So at a certain time, you're just not allowed to

0:25:12.350 --> 0:25:14.090
<v Speaker 2>use the elevator to go to the parking garage?

0:25:14.990 --> 0:25:16.830
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure that's where they ran into the issue

0:25:16.869 --> 0:25:19.310
<v Speaker 1>with the pop-a-shot, why they had to drag it up

0:25:19.310 --> 0:25:20.250
<v Speaker 1>10 flights of stairs.

0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Like, I really have no idea.

0:25:23.619 --> 0:25:26.340
<v Speaker 1>Dude, honestly, I don't know because there's times I've come

0:25:26.380 --> 0:25:29.780
<v Speaker 1>here with my wife and nephew and it'll randomly work.

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:32.869
<v Speaker 1>And there's other times, depending on the time, where none

0:25:32.890 --> 0:25:35.050
<v Speaker 1>of the lights work and you just stand there and

0:25:35.070 --> 0:25:37.010
<v Speaker 1>you take your thumb and you stick it right up

0:25:37.070 --> 0:25:40.390
<v Speaker 1>your ass because there's nothing else to do. Yeah.

0:25:40.690 --> 0:25:42.369
<v Speaker 2>Like, if that guy wouldn't have let me up, I

0:25:42.390 --> 0:25:44.510
<v Speaker 2>would have had to go around and walk up all

0:25:44.550 --> 0:25:46.340
<v Speaker 2>the flights of Can I give.

0:25:46.150 --> 0:25:47.189
<v Speaker 1>You one more option?

0:25:47.270 --> 0:25:47.850
<v Speaker 2>Yes, please.

0:25:48.510 --> 0:25:51.350
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you get lucky if you go to the Whole Foods.

0:25:53.810 --> 0:25:55.560
<v Speaker 2>The Whole Foods doesn't connect to our garage?

0:25:55.580 --> 0:25:56.100
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does.

0:25:57.880 --> 0:25:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Really? Yeah.

0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:02.179
<v Speaker 1>So you would go down there, and then maybe the

0:26:02.220 --> 0:26:04.790
<v Speaker 1>lights work. But it's just, it's still chance. I don't

0:26:04.810 --> 0:26:06.710
<v Speaker 1>know why some work sometimes.

0:26:06.730 --> 0:26:10.140
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on. They're separate garages. The elevator does

0:26:10.220 --> 0:26:11.400
<v Speaker 2>not go to our.

0:26:11.859 --> 0:26:12.970
<v Speaker 1>It goes underneath it.

0:26:13.500 --> 0:26:15.140
<v Speaker 2>I want to go up, not down.

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:17.219
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. You go down at first to

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>go up. But you still have to have a key

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:20.879
<v Speaker 1>card and fob.

0:26:20.920 --> 0:26:23.380
<v Speaker 2>It's double door. Oh, my God. But I don't understand

0:26:23.420 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 2>the point of having a parking garage that you can't

0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.620
<v Speaker 2>just go up to it. You're not trying to go

0:26:28.660 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 2>to the residences. You're just going to the parking garage

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 2>where you parked your vehicle. And here's the crazy thing.

0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:37.639
<v Speaker 2>There is no stairwell in that lobby.

0:26:38.550 --> 0:26:38.930
<v Speaker 1>Correct.

0:26:40.190 --> 0:26:42.510
<v Speaker 2>Explain that to me. Where are the stairs?

0:26:43.350 --> 0:26:45.410
<v Speaker 1>There's stairs around the back, but you have to have

0:26:45.430 --> 0:26:48.409
<v Speaker 1>a fob. That guy would have had to help you. Exactly.

0:26:48.990 --> 0:26:52.740
<v Speaker 2>It makes no sense how it's built. I am so

0:26:52.820 --> 0:26:55.879
<v Speaker 2>annoyed that I spent 20 minutes trying to get up

0:26:55.980 --> 0:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>three flights to the freaking vehicle and get out of here.

0:26:59.740 --> 0:27:03.080
<v Speaker 1>The good thing is it's secured, but there's no rhyme

0:27:03.119 --> 0:27:05.180
<v Speaker 1>or reason why some of the fobs work at times

0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:05.859
<v Speaker 1>and some don't.

0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 2>Exactly. Like, at what time is it all of a sudden, oh,

0:27:09.140 --> 0:27:10.580
<v Speaker 2>you need a fob to get in the elevator to

0:27:10.619 --> 0:27:13.190
<v Speaker 2>go to your car? Is it 6 o'clock? Is it

0:27:13.190 --> 0:27:15.389
<v Speaker 2>7 o'clock? What is it?

0:27:15.390 --> 0:27:20.090
<v Speaker 1>Because any other parking garage in town, there's no code

0:27:20.350 --> 0:27:22.700
<v Speaker 1>because people go to concerts and go up to their cars.

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>But this one is a parking garage connected to a residence,

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:29.320
<v Speaker 1>connected to a business. So because of that, there's codes involved.

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:32.419
<v Speaker 1>But yes, what if you're just a random person that

0:27:32.460 --> 0:27:33.140
<v Speaker 1>parked up there?

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:36.570
<v Speaker 2>Because it has signs outside of it. Pay to park.

0:27:36.890 --> 0:27:40.169
<v Speaker 2>Just drive in and park your vehicle. But when you

0:27:40.210 --> 0:27:41.450
<v Speaker 2>come back, you would not be able to get to

0:27:41.490 --> 0:27:41.990
<v Speaker 2>your vehicle.

0:27:42.070 --> 0:27:44.300
<v Speaker 1>Correct. You would then have to walk up the ramp,

0:27:44.340 --> 0:27:46.400
<v Speaker 1>which is dangerous, and you'd walk about half a mile

0:27:46.420 --> 0:27:48.780
<v Speaker 1>to your car. And you would sit there and be like,

0:27:48.980 --> 0:27:51.290
<v Speaker 1>why can I not get to my car? You would

0:27:51.310 --> 0:27:53.750
<v Speaker 1>be so frustrated. You need to go back down and

0:27:53.790 --> 0:27:56.149
<v Speaker 1>see that guy. Hey, I talked to the IT guy.

0:27:56.170 --> 0:27:58.310
<v Speaker 2>Hey man, did you, can you give me the IT

0:27:58.330 --> 0:28:01.090
<v Speaker 2>guy's email address and he can explain to me why

0:28:01.130 --> 0:28:02.770
<v Speaker 2>I can't get to my freaking car.

0:28:02.930 --> 0:28:06.149
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I talked to the IT guy. He said, go yourself.

0:28:06.450 --> 0:28:07.930
<v Speaker 1>Ask the guy downstairs with.

0:28:07.830 --> 0:28:12.270
<v Speaker 2>The white hat. Oh, we'll take a break. We'll be

0:28:12.290 --> 0:28:12.790
<v Speaker 2>right back.

0:28:14.109 --> 0:28:17.149
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that same white guy hat. Yeah. He's the one

0:28:17.170 --> 0:28:19.530
<v Speaker 1>that First or second night that I was ever up

0:28:19.590 --> 0:28:21.810
<v Speaker 1>here in the building when the computers just got set up,

0:28:22.170 --> 0:28:24.850
<v Speaker 1>he comes running through with a gun and one of

0:28:24.910 --> 0:28:25.469
<v Speaker 1>his chicks.

0:28:25.630 --> 0:28:28.889
<v Speaker 2>And they go, hey, somebody's on the loose. Do you

0:28:28.930 --> 0:28:29.370
<v Speaker 2>work here?

0:28:29.390 --> 0:28:34.210
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, I'm here working. Hi, producer. They come through.

0:28:34.250 --> 0:28:35.950
<v Speaker 1>I guess they're looking for somebody. And that's how I

0:28:35.970 --> 0:28:36.760
<v Speaker 1>met him the first time.

0:28:36.930 --> 0:28:40.620
<v Speaker 2>Well, where was he when the murder happened? Bottom floor.

0:28:41.580 --> 0:28:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Is that not crazy to you? Have you thought about that?

0:28:44.500 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 1>But that's how I was introduced to him. Thought about what?

0:28:46.320 --> 0:28:50.590
<v Speaker 2>They haven't caught the murderers. It's been almost a month

0:28:51.510 --> 0:28:53.750
<v Speaker 2>since there was a murder in our building, and they

0:28:53.790 --> 0:29:00.420
<v Speaker 2>have no arrests made. Two people in broad daylight, and

0:29:00.440 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 2>they have no idea. Sheesh.

0:29:04.220 --> 0:29:07.500
<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming there's a lot of other stuff they're looking into. Hey,

0:29:07.780 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>maybe they have suspects. They just can't find them. Well,

0:29:10.380 --> 0:29:13.030
<v Speaker 1>and also, I mean, is that the top of the list?

0:29:13.110 --> 0:29:13.950
<v Speaker 1>Drug related?

0:29:13.970 --> 0:29:17.250
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I thought the same thing. I thought.

0:29:17.350 --> 0:29:20.170
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I imagine they would. try to find a

0:29:20.170 --> 0:29:24.090
<v Speaker 1>80 year old good hearted woman that gets murdered when

0:29:24.230 --> 0:29:26.810
<v Speaker 1>she was robbed instead of a drug dealer killed.

0:29:27.890 --> 0:29:31.750
<v Speaker 2>I had the same thought the other day. And I mean,

0:29:32.150 --> 0:29:34.470
<v Speaker 2>I know this is crazy to think. No, it's a

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:37.320
<v Speaker 2>good thought. Is it an unwritten rule? They're like, ah,

0:29:37.780 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? If they're doing something illegal.

0:29:40.670 --> 0:29:42.580
<v Speaker 2>that's not our top priority we'll put that on the

0:29:42.620 --> 0:29:45.980
<v Speaker 2>back burner and we'll work on this other crime first

0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:48.420
<v Speaker 2>like all this teacher got stabbed while she was going

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:50.620
<v Speaker 2>to her car because someone tried to take her purse

0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:54.600
<v Speaker 2>that's more important of a crime than the drug dealer

0:29:54.620 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 2>that had 200 pounds of weed in his apartment yeah

0:29:58.750 --> 0:30:00.690
<v Speaker 2>Do you think they sit around the office like, hey,

0:30:00.710 --> 0:30:02.670
<v Speaker 2>which one should we work on today? The teacher that

0:30:02.710 --> 0:30:05.430
<v Speaker 2>got stabbed or the... Yeah, I think the teacher that

0:30:05.450 --> 0:30:05.990
<v Speaker 2>got stabbed.

0:30:06.730 --> 0:30:08.940
<v Speaker 1>All I know is when we got shot at back

0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:12.920
<v Speaker 1>in our old apartment complex, basically nobody got hit, which

0:30:13.120 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 1>the bullet went above my cat. Shards of glass went

0:30:16.380 --> 0:30:19.500
<v Speaker 1>onto Pablo. Baser, thankfully, was in the bathtub or the

0:30:19.540 --> 0:30:22.840
<v Speaker 1>bullet would have grazed her head and hit the TV.

0:30:23.660 --> 0:30:26.500
<v Speaker 1>But nobody gets hit. I don't even know if they're

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 1>going to... do anything further and pick up a couple

0:30:28.820 --> 0:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>of shell casings because she went to the west precinct

0:30:32.100 --> 0:30:34.260
<v Speaker 1>she's like here's the information i have here's the video

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:36.660
<v Speaker 1>footage here they're like how did you get this she's

0:30:36.680 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>like i requested it from the apartment complex here you

0:30:38.920 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 1>go here's all the footage you need look for this

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:44.030
<v Speaker 1>car wow but i mean i don't if if nobody

0:30:44.050 --> 0:30:47.270
<v Speaker 1>i hate to say it guys this allegedly if nobody

0:30:47.310 --> 0:30:50.070
<v Speaker 1>gets hit i don't think that's an investigation somebody gets

0:30:50.130 --> 0:30:53.510
<v Speaker 1>killed they're a drug dealer It's an investigation, but maybe

0:30:53.550 --> 0:30:54.890
<v Speaker 1>it gets pushed to the bottom a little bit.

0:30:54.930 --> 0:30:56.750
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. How serious of an investigation is it?

0:30:56.950 --> 0:30:59.810
<v Speaker 1>And he was like a drug kingpin. So it's almost

0:30:59.830 --> 0:31:01.610
<v Speaker 1>like they're like, man, glad he's off the streets.

0:31:02.090 --> 0:31:02.370
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

0:31:02.410 --> 0:31:03.990
<v Speaker 1>We got to go investigate the guys that killed him.

0:31:04.990 --> 0:31:06.410
<v Speaker 1>Cause I mean, he was one of the biggest drug

0:31:06.450 --> 0:31:09.380
<v Speaker 1>dealers in Nashville. So that made, how do you know that?

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:14.010
<v Speaker 1>They said he had 400 pounds of marijuana. 200 pounds

0:31:14.050 --> 0:31:17.830
<v Speaker 1>of marijuana. That's a quarter of a million dollars in marijuana.

0:31:18.290 --> 0:31:20.630
<v Speaker 1>You don't think he was a major player?

0:31:20.990 --> 0:31:22.730
<v Speaker 2>But if you think that is one of the biggest

0:31:22.770 --> 0:31:26.050
<v Speaker 2>drug dealers in Nashville, I'm not sure I'd buy that.

0:31:27.210 --> 0:31:29.170
<v Speaker 1>And living at this place.

0:31:29.210 --> 0:31:29.990
<v Speaker 2>Very nice place.

0:31:30.150 --> 0:31:32.090
<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, he was making tons of money, which

0:31:32.110 --> 0:31:35.050
<v Speaker 1>the 200,000 pounds makes sense that he'd be making a

0:31:35.050 --> 0:31:37.650
<v Speaker 1>lot of money. But, I mean, all he was doing

0:31:37.690 --> 0:31:39.890
<v Speaker 1>is just drug dealing and living in this penthouse?

0:31:40.370 --> 0:31:40.650
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:31:41.790 --> 0:31:42.430
<v Speaker 1>What a life.

0:31:43.310 --> 0:31:44.350
<v Speaker 2>Probably a stressful life.

0:31:45.380 --> 0:31:45.969
<v Speaker 1>But easy.

0:31:46.820 --> 0:31:49.780
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how easy that is. I think the

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.660
<v Speaker 2>whole time you're on edge thinking, man, someone could just

0:31:52.700 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 2>bust into my apartment right now.

0:31:54.420 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, he knew that.

0:31:55.020 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 2>But they wouldn't be able to get up to elevator

0:31:56.920 --> 0:31:58.550
<v Speaker 2>past 6 o'clock, so they're good.

0:31:58.870 --> 0:32:01.310
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing the laugh thing. But also, he knew

0:32:01.330 --> 0:32:06.210
<v Speaker 1>his days were numbered. He held a gun with him. Yeah.

0:32:06.250 --> 0:32:11.300
<v Speaker 2>Always stressed. Always looking over your shoulder. But anyway. Saturday night, dude,

0:32:11.340 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you about Saturday night. We went to

0:32:13.060 --> 0:32:16.820
<v Speaker 2>the Nashville soccer game. LSU A &amp; M. No, I

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:19.150
<v Speaker 2>didn't see that game. I didn't see.

0:32:19.170 --> 0:32:20.950
<v Speaker 1>I tell you what, it's hard to find good games.

0:32:21.330 --> 0:32:25.130
<v Speaker 1>After that Vols, after the Vols played the Vols Saturday morning.

0:32:25.740 --> 0:32:27.959
<v Speaker 1>There was nothing on the rest of the day. I mean,

0:32:27.980 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I was trying. Now that CBS, guys, I hate you

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 1>two in the weeds. CBS now gave the deal up

0:32:33.540 --> 0:32:36.370
<v Speaker 1>to Big Ten, and CBS has the Big Ten now

0:32:36.390 --> 0:32:38.350
<v Speaker 1>instead of the SEC, and the Big Ten games are

0:32:38.370 --> 0:32:40.729
<v Speaker 1>like Rutgers versus Michigan. I'll pass.

0:32:40.850 --> 0:32:46.570
<v Speaker 2>Michigan versus... CBS doesn't have SEC anymore. So where's SEC at?

0:32:46.730 --> 0:32:47.690
<v Speaker 2>I don't know the guys real.

0:32:47.770 --> 0:32:48.130
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:32:48.390 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, ESPN.

0:32:49.490 --> 0:32:54.340
<v Speaker 1>Random channels, but Marv Albert or Vern Lundquist, they retired.

0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:57.180
<v Speaker 1>And now there's another guy. He's pretty good, but he's

0:32:57.280 --> 0:32:59.180
<v Speaker 1>doing the big 10 and the big 10 games aren't good.

0:32:59.920 --> 0:33:03.110
<v Speaker 1>There's like, I want some college football on. So yeah,

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:04.450
<v Speaker 1>it was hard to find games.

0:33:05.250 --> 0:33:07.290
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's hard to find a good game every weekend.

0:33:07.310 --> 0:33:09.770
<v Speaker 2>Like if you look at the schedule this weekend, there's

0:33:09.790 --> 0:33:12.370
<v Speaker 2>nothing on man. I don't think there's one good game.

0:33:12.790 --> 0:33:13.570
<v Speaker 1>Vols and Auburn?

0:33:14.930 --> 0:33:16.970
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's good. I mean, I guess Alabama,

0:33:17.010 --> 0:33:19.430
<v Speaker 2>Mississippi State. Yay. That gets me excited.

0:33:19.550 --> 0:33:21.390
<v Speaker 1>Well, I told Baser, I mean, if the Vols can't

0:33:21.430 --> 0:33:23.510
<v Speaker 1>lose again, otherwise they ain't making the playoffs.

0:33:23.530 --> 0:33:25.010
<v Speaker 2>Well, they're not going to make the playoffs anyway, so

0:33:25.050 --> 0:33:26.709
<v Speaker 2>you're okay. I mean, that's what I told her. You

0:33:26.730 --> 0:33:28.630
<v Speaker 2>don't have to stress about that. Going into the season,

0:33:28.650 --> 0:33:29.870
<v Speaker 2>you didn't think you were going to make the playoffs,

0:33:29.890 --> 0:33:30.690
<v Speaker 2>so let's not worry.

0:33:30.830 --> 0:33:33.630
<v Speaker 1>They're at 17, though. So in theory, if they're in

0:33:33.670 --> 0:33:36.950
<v Speaker 1>the rankings in the top 16.

0:33:36.950 --> 0:33:39.820
<v Speaker 2>There's too many SEC teams ahead of them. Yeah. So

0:33:40.200 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 2>you're right. If they lose one more game, they're out.

0:33:41.980 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so we go to the national soccer game

0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 2>and the kids are tired. They're exhausted. We had played

0:33:48.810 --> 0:33:50.730
<v Speaker 2>soccer all day. We'd been in the field for four

0:33:50.750 --> 0:33:54.450
<v Speaker 2>and a half hours. So everybody's kind of tired. The

0:33:54.630 --> 0:33:59.170
<v Speaker 2>NSC is winning two nothing. And we won. We win

0:33:59.210 --> 0:34:00.210
<v Speaker 2>every game, man.

0:34:00.270 --> 0:34:01.150
<v Speaker 1>We won the East.

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Not yet, but we are up 14 points with seven

0:34:03.940 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>games to go.

0:34:04.940 --> 0:34:06.180
<v Speaker 1>Is inner Miami in the East?

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:08.300
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Dang it. Why?

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.219
<v Speaker 1>Why? We had to go through them to win the championship.

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:15.580
<v Speaker 2>We've beaten them and tied them this year. Messy? Yeah.

0:34:15.660 --> 0:34:19.340
<v Speaker 2>We are really good. Really freaking good.

0:34:19.620 --> 0:34:20.799
<v Speaker 1>We could win it all?

0:34:21.070 --> 0:34:26.150
<v Speaker 2>Yes. It is time to get on board. I'm on board.

0:34:26.210 --> 0:34:27.390
<v Speaker 2>I knew we were going to get to a game.

0:34:27.469 --> 0:34:28.390
<v Speaker 1>I knew we were on first.

0:34:28.670 --> 0:34:33.310
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so in about the 75th minute, I look

0:34:33.350 --> 0:34:34.529
<v Speaker 2>at the live and I was like, we should go.

0:34:35.030 --> 0:34:37.069
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's tired. Let's head out of here.

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Always leave early.

0:34:38.900 --> 0:34:43.500
<v Speaker 2>Well, we never leave early. But we knew this team

0:34:43.540 --> 0:34:45.480
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't come back. We were playing Toronto. They're in, like,

0:34:45.540 --> 0:34:48.819
<v Speaker 2>last place. They suck. And the kids are tired. And,

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:51.300
<v Speaker 2>of course, we say we're going to leave. And Baby

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:53.660
<v Speaker 2>Box starts to throw a fit. Just tell me why.

0:34:53.940 --> 0:34:55.460
<v Speaker 2>Just tell me why we had to leave.

0:34:55.739 --> 0:34:56.380
<v Speaker 1>Tell me why.

0:34:58.620 --> 0:35:01.029
<v Speaker 2>You've got to give him a list of reasons. I said, bud,

0:35:01.660 --> 0:35:03.549
<v Speaker 2>we had a late night last night. We went to

0:35:03.570 --> 0:35:08.250
<v Speaker 2>the concert. You guys all had soccer games today. It's

0:35:08.350 --> 0:35:13.890
<v Speaker 2>two to nothing. We're all very tired. But just tell

0:35:13.930 --> 0:35:19.000
<v Speaker 2>me why. Well, I just told you why. It's because

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:22.620
<v Speaker 2>we've had long days, and this way we get home,

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.400
<v Speaker 2>we get to bed at a decent hour, you get

0:35:24.420 --> 0:35:27.839
<v Speaker 2>a good night's sleep. There's no need to stay for

0:35:27.860 --> 0:35:32.320
<v Speaker 2>the entire game this time. We're winning. It's looking really good.

0:35:34.500 --> 0:35:40.760
<v Speaker 2>But you haven't even told me why. Is this in public? Yeah. Embarrassing. Yeah.

0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:44.590
<v Speaker 2>And I said, I just told you why. I said,

0:35:45.050 --> 0:35:47.150
<v Speaker 2>we never leave early. We're just asking you to do

0:35:47.170 --> 0:35:51.730
<v Speaker 2>it this one time. That's it. So we get up

0:35:52.610 --> 0:35:55.130
<v Speaker 2>and we leave. We walk out of the stadium and

0:35:55.150 --> 0:35:58.890
<v Speaker 2>we're walking down the hill and they have this new

0:35:59.590 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 2>food truck. And it says... Warm cookies and milk.

0:36:06.060 --> 0:36:06.980
<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah.

0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:08.540
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh.

0:36:08.620 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll take a root beer float. Inside joke from a

0:36:11.600 --> 0:36:12.880
<v Speaker 1>previous podcast in St.

0:36:12.880 --> 0:36:15.669
<v Speaker 2>Louis. Exactly. Good foreshadowing.

0:36:16.570 --> 0:36:18.170
<v Speaker 1>Oh, did Baser send you a picture?

0:36:18.590 --> 0:36:18.830
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:36:19.330 --> 0:36:21.250
<v Speaker 1>We were at the fair and they had root beer floats.

0:36:21.290 --> 0:36:21.590
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:36:21.770 --> 0:36:22.690
<v Speaker 1>Dang it, she didn't?

0:36:22.810 --> 0:36:23.110
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:36:23.150 --> 0:36:25.730
<v Speaker 1>We got caught up. I was like, send him a picture.

0:36:25.750 --> 0:36:26.370
<v Speaker 1>That's funny.

0:36:26.469 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 2>That's really funny. So we go to this trailer and

0:36:31.540 --> 0:36:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hello?

0:36:32.020 --> 0:36:32.280
<v Speaker 1>Hello.

0:36:33.160 --> 0:36:38.770
<v Speaker 2>Hello, anybody in there? Hello, are there still warm cookies?

0:36:39.330 --> 0:36:41.070
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, I'm back here taking a shit.

0:36:41.650 --> 0:36:45.270
<v Speaker 2>And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. I'm here.

0:36:46.150 --> 0:36:50.180
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, hey, do you still have some warm cookies?

0:36:52.260 --> 0:36:56.259
<v Speaker 2>And she goes, oh, absolutely. I was like, all right,

0:36:56.820 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 2>we'll do. We got five chocolate chips as well. Would

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>you like to do a package deal? It's this much

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.540
<v Speaker 2>for six cookies, or you can get six cookies and

0:37:05.620 --> 0:37:07.860
<v Speaker 2>two milks for $ 12. Bogo.

0:37:08.340 --> 0:37:08.940
<v Speaker 1>Said, boom.

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Give us the six cookies and two milks. And you

0:37:13.620 --> 0:37:16.420
<v Speaker 2>want all those chocolate chips? I'm like, yeah. She goes, okay.

0:37:16.460 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 2>And my wife goes, wait, wait, wait. What other kind

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:21.740
<v Speaker 2>of cookies do you have? She goes, I got sugar cookies. Oh,

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:25.739
<v Speaker 2>I'll take one sugar cookie. Okay. Five chocolate chip, one

0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:29.540
<v Speaker 2>sugar cookie. And we're like, yeah, good. And she charged

0:37:29.580 --> 0:37:34.380
<v Speaker 2>me $ 12. And then I hear, doot, doot, doot. Start.

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 2>She put the damn cookies in the microwave.

0:37:39.050 --> 0:37:40.190
<v Speaker 1>It says warm cookies.

0:37:41.030 --> 0:37:44.450
<v Speaker 2>I thought it meant like Tiff's Treats, where they are

0:37:44.510 --> 0:37:47.750
<v Speaker 2>warm out of the oven. Putting them in the microwave

0:37:48.130 --> 0:37:52.810
<v Speaker 2>is not the same satisfaction as eating a cookie that

0:37:52.850 --> 0:37:54.189
<v Speaker 2>has just come out of the oven.

0:37:54.310 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 1>So you thought she's like bringing these cookies out of

0:37:56.719 --> 0:38:00.060
<v Speaker 1>the oven as the fans are leaving? Putting an oven

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.360
<v Speaker 1>at 350 degrees in a food truck?

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:09.750
<v Speaker 2>When you say fresh, warm cookies, I don't mean you're

0:38:09.810 --> 0:38:14.310
<v Speaker 2>sticking them in a microwave and heating them up. What

0:38:14.469 --> 0:38:16.570
<v Speaker 2>an absolute ripoff.

0:38:16.710 --> 0:38:17.910
<v Speaker 1>Well, were they good?

0:38:18.430 --> 0:38:18.629
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:38:19.110 --> 0:38:19.270
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:38:20.210 --> 0:38:23.410
<v Speaker 2>And they were only lukewarm. You know what I mean?

0:38:23.430 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Half of it was warm, half wasn't. It was kind

0:38:25.660 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 2>of hard because they'd been sitting there for however long.

0:38:29.280 --> 0:38:30.020
<v Speaker 2>That's brutal.

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say good business idea, but not

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:34.219
<v Speaker 1>executed properly.

0:38:34.400 --> 0:38:37.690
<v Speaker 2>Great business idea. And so we take a couple bites

0:38:37.750 --> 0:38:40.690
<v Speaker 2>of the cookies, and I'm like, oh, let me get

0:38:40.710 --> 0:38:44.130
<v Speaker 2>some of that milk. oh oh you know what i

0:38:44.130 --> 0:38:49.350
<v Speaker 2>mean milk and cookies what a fantastic tasting treat for

0:38:49.390 --> 0:38:54.299
<v Speaker 2>your mouth for your lips and i grab it i

0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:56.540
<v Speaker 2>take a drink of that milk oh my god that's

0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 2>warm so.

0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 1>The milk is warm the cookies are cold.

0:39:00.780 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you not keep the milk in a fridge like

0:39:03.580 --> 0:39:08.629
<v Speaker 2>what the hell are we doing Yeah. And my wife's like,

0:39:08.810 --> 0:39:12.370
<v Speaker 2>it can't, it can't be that bad. Oh, it is warm. Oh,

0:39:12.390 --> 0:39:13.010
<v Speaker 2>that's gross.

0:39:13.710 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh, oh, dude. Warm milk is the worst.

0:39:17.460 --> 0:39:24.410
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Room temperature milk. It was like, what are we doing?

0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:29.149
<v Speaker 2>You advertise milk and cookies, warm cookies, and you give

0:39:29.190 --> 0:39:33.219
<v Speaker 2>me crap cookies. and warm milk you got it backwards

0:39:33.590 --> 0:39:36.489
<v Speaker 2>and my son goes did she put the milk in

0:39:36.510 --> 0:39:44.200
<v Speaker 2>the microwave So here I am thinking I'm about to

0:39:44.260 --> 0:39:49.650
<v Speaker 2>have this delicious, relaxing, tasteful little treat as we walk

0:39:49.690 --> 0:39:53.350
<v Speaker 2>to the car with a warm cookie and milk, and it.

0:39:53.370 --> 0:39:57.770
<v Speaker 1>Was absolutely terrible. Yeah, the milk's easy. Just have a

0:39:57.810 --> 0:40:00.180
<v Speaker 1>little mini fridge. That makes no sense.

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:02.879
<v Speaker 2>Just have a bucket with ice in it or put

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:05.840
<v Speaker 2>it in a cooler. It's not that hard. Instead of

0:40:05.940 --> 0:40:08.280
<v Speaker 2>sitting it on the counter where it's just warm.

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:10.239
<v Speaker 1>It's like one of those things where they have the

0:40:10.300 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 1>five different pops that they can serve that are all

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:14.000
<v Speaker 1>out on the counter and warm. They did that with

0:40:14.020 --> 0:40:16.399
<v Speaker 1>the milk. The milk actually has to go in the fridge, ma'am.

0:40:16.420 --> 0:40:17.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you knew that. You can't put

0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:19.569
<v Speaker 1>out the examples of what you guys have and then

0:40:19.610 --> 0:40:20.330
<v Speaker 1>give that to us.

0:40:20.710 --> 0:40:22.570
<v Speaker 2>And I looked at my wife and I said, man,

0:40:22.590 --> 0:40:25.230
<v Speaker 2>you know what's crazy? I was like, she's going to

0:40:25.270 --> 0:40:26.470
<v Speaker 2>make so much money.

0:40:27.310 --> 0:40:27.729
<v Speaker 1>You think?

0:40:28.170 --> 0:40:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Because everybody leaving the stadium is going to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:38.140
<v Speaker 2>She only needs the stadium crowd. She doesn't need repeat customers.

0:40:38.219 --> 0:40:40.239
<v Speaker 2>No one's going to go out of their way to

0:40:40.280 --> 0:40:42.640
<v Speaker 2>go to this trailer to get milk and cookies. But

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 2>every game she has a new audience and you buy

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:47.240
<v Speaker 2>it once. That's all she needs.

0:40:48.060 --> 0:40:50.879
<v Speaker 1>Devil's advocate. Maybe you guys leaving the game early just

0:40:50.900 --> 0:40:53.010
<v Speaker 1>caught her off guard. She was still taking a slit,

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:56.750
<v Speaker 1>doing her makeup. Then she ices down the milk. Then

0:40:56.810 --> 0:41:00.270
<v Speaker 1>she pulls out these cookies out of the oven. You

0:41:00.330 --> 0:41:02.589
<v Speaker 1>maybe just caught her off guard a little too soon.

0:41:03.860 --> 0:41:04.339
<v Speaker 2>You're right.

0:41:04.820 --> 0:41:07.960
<v Speaker 1>And also, I mean, the food trucks, I know the

0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:10.320
<v Speaker 1>magic of a food truck. You think they're back there

0:41:10.930 --> 0:41:12.890
<v Speaker 1>throwing the pizza dough up in the air. I mean,

0:41:12.969 --> 0:41:14.450
<v Speaker 1>some of it's pre-made, you know?

0:41:14.469 --> 0:41:18.469
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I was

0:41:18.510 --> 0:41:22.029
<v Speaker 2>thinking fresh homemade cookies. You know, she probably just bought

0:41:22.070 --> 0:41:24.470
<v Speaker 2>the damn things at Kroger, put them on a tray,

0:41:25.030 --> 0:41:25.910
<v Speaker 2>stuck them in the oven.

0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>But these food trucks are legit. Some of them are. Yeah,

0:41:29.219 --> 0:41:31.620
<v Speaker 1>some of them. There's the lobster one floating around town.

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my brother's main lobster.

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:34.029
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:41:34.510 --> 0:41:36.690
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but that's what I'm saying, dude. It was like

0:41:37.290 --> 0:41:40.690
<v Speaker 2>another dessert gone wrong. And you brought up the root

0:41:40.710 --> 0:41:43.350
<v Speaker 2>beer float. You knew what was about to happen. It

0:41:43.390 --> 0:41:45.030
<v Speaker 2>was about to not be very good.

0:41:45.190 --> 0:41:47.830
<v Speaker 1>And I considered the root beer float. And I was like,

0:41:47.870 --> 0:41:49.990
<v Speaker 1>I just can't. I can't risk it, that root beer

0:41:50.010 --> 0:41:54.700
<v Speaker 1>being warm. I've already heard horror stories. Instead, Baser gets a...

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:56.759
<v Speaker 1>It was actually good. It was one of those... What

0:41:56.780 --> 0:42:00.149
<v Speaker 1>are they called? Not frosty slushies. It was like Coca-Cola.

0:42:00.790 --> 0:42:01.970
<v Speaker 2>Oh, uh, frozen slush.

0:42:01.989 --> 0:42:03.649
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it was, it was actually pretty good.

0:42:04.130 --> 0:42:05.950
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. My kids liked those from McDonald's.

0:42:06.030 --> 0:42:07.430
<v Speaker 1>It was fair food. You know what I mean? What

0:42:07.469 --> 0:42:07.960
<v Speaker 1>else can you do?

0:42:08.050 --> 0:42:08.670
<v Speaker 2>Funnel cake.

0:42:09.190 --> 0:42:11.760
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, you didn't get a funnel cake? No,

0:42:11.780 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 1>it was, we kind of, we kind of ate before.

0:42:14.930 --> 0:42:17.090
<v Speaker 1>And then we went at like five before it basically

0:42:17.130 --> 0:42:17.670
<v Speaker 1>even opened.

0:42:17.830 --> 0:42:18.090
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:18.110 --> 0:42:20.110
<v Speaker 1>So some of the places are still gearing up. And

0:42:20.130 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 1>also it's like, it says stuff, New York style pizza.

0:42:22.700 --> 0:42:25.180
<v Speaker 1>I mean, is it really New York type ingredients or

0:42:25.219 --> 0:42:26.400
<v Speaker 1>is it just a piece of pizza they throw in

0:42:26.420 --> 0:42:27.239
<v Speaker 1>the microwave? I mean, come on.

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's all it is. And they just say

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<v Speaker 2>New York style because it looks like it's from New York.

0:42:32.020 --> 0:42:34.110
<v Speaker 1>And then you got the guy doing some of the

0:42:34.140 --> 0:42:35.910
<v Speaker 1>machines and stuff. He's like, I don't care. Just take

0:42:35.930 --> 0:42:37.770
<v Speaker 1>seven balls. It says three. He's like, I don't care.

0:42:38.030 --> 0:42:40.270
<v Speaker 1>I don't. Dude, those poor carnies. They just get drug

0:42:40.330 --> 0:42:42.830
<v Speaker 1>all over the country. Oh, so I mean, our guy

0:42:42.870 --> 0:42:44.430
<v Speaker 1>looked like you want to talk about a rough job.

0:42:44.590 --> 0:42:47.230
<v Speaker 1>Our guy looked like he was battling an alcohol addiction.

0:42:47.250 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, cause he was obviously overcoming the, he was

0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:54.760
<v Speaker 1>in a deep hangover and they had a Manning two tents. Just,

0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:56.359
<v Speaker 1>he goes, just do seven. I don't care.

0:42:56.380 --> 0:43:02.709
<v Speaker 2>Okay, man. Hey, the fair is about to start. It's

0:43:02.750 --> 0:43:05.029
<v Speaker 2>not even like regular time. How are you going to

0:43:05.050 --> 0:43:05.689
<v Speaker 2>last all night?

0:43:06.590 --> 0:43:09.069
<v Speaker 1>But so that's the thing. Also, you know, you see

0:43:09.090 --> 0:43:11.130
<v Speaker 1>the big signs and the bright lights and you're like, man,

0:43:11.150 --> 0:43:12.610
<v Speaker 1>this is kind of food is going to come out

0:43:12.630 --> 0:43:15.500
<v Speaker 1>of there. You got to think there's microwaves back there

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:16.440
<v Speaker 1>for some of this stuff.

0:43:16.660 --> 0:43:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, I didn't think that for the cookies. I

0:43:18.900 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 2>did not expect it for the cookies. When it says

0:43:21.260 --> 0:43:24.980
<v Speaker 2>warm cookies, I think out of the oven hot. Dude,

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:26.340
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're going to just throw them in

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:27.280
<v Speaker 2>the freaking microwave.

0:43:27.660 --> 0:43:29.900
<v Speaker 1>You and me think completely different because Baser saw a

0:43:29.950 --> 0:43:32.950
<v Speaker 1>sign that said pina colada and she's like, oh my gosh,

0:43:32.989 --> 0:43:35.910
<v Speaker 1>I bet that tastes so fresh and awesome. I was like,

0:43:36.090 --> 0:43:38.310
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I bet you they got the mix

0:43:38.330 --> 0:43:41.050
<v Speaker 1>from like Kroger and just threw it in a warm

0:43:41.130 --> 0:43:43.930
<v Speaker 1>plastic jar and they're going to dump it in the ice.

0:43:45.910 --> 0:43:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Now the fair, I would expect the pina colada to

0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:50.620
<v Speaker 2>be a mix and out of that. But when it

0:43:50.700 --> 0:43:55.180
<v Speaker 2>is a trailer and it says warm cookies and milk.

0:43:56.050 --> 0:43:59.469
<v Speaker 2>I think automatically they are fresh out the damn oven.

0:43:59.989 --> 0:44:04.490
<v Speaker 1>But when I saw New York style pizzeria, I literally

0:44:04.530 --> 0:44:06.509
<v Speaker 1>thought it's probably just tombstone and they just throw it

0:44:06.530 --> 0:44:09.490
<v Speaker 1>in the microwave. But you thought they're back there throwing

0:44:09.530 --> 0:44:14.339
<v Speaker 1>the dough up and crap. Hey, maybe that's on me.

0:44:14.780 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that is on me.

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Like you're going to go look into the trailer. The

0:44:18.660 --> 0:44:21.410
<v Speaker 1>guy's got flour all over him and he's been throwing

0:44:21.450 --> 0:44:22.410
<v Speaker 1>a pie all day.

0:44:22.430 --> 0:44:23.250
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude.

0:44:23.290 --> 0:44:26.750
<v Speaker 1>He's sitting on his phone, plugging stuff into a microwave.

0:44:26.850 --> 0:44:28.830
<v Speaker 2>I should have known when I looked in the trailer

0:44:28.850 --> 0:44:32.090
<v Speaker 2>and it's only one woman. And there's no mess anywhere.

0:44:32.110 --> 0:44:36.029
<v Speaker 2>It's sparkly clean. Then there's cookies that she bought at

0:44:36.050 --> 0:44:38.820
<v Speaker 2>Kroger in those little plastic trays, and she's just sticking

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:41.100
<v Speaker 2>them in the microwave. Doesn't even cook them in her

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:42.000
<v Speaker 2>trailer herself.

0:44:42.219 --> 0:44:44.040
<v Speaker 1>What a racket, though, if that is what they're doing.

0:44:44.100 --> 0:44:44.739
<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

0:44:45.090 --> 0:44:45.970
<v Speaker 1>Double the markup.

0:44:46.410 --> 0:44:49.129
<v Speaker 2>Oh, man. All right, guys. Have a great Wednesday. We're

0:44:49.190 --> 0:44:51.690
<v Speaker 2>out of here, and we'll see you on Friday. Yeah,

0:44:51.710 --> 0:44:53.410
<v Speaker 2>there's got to be something. I got to play golf

0:44:53.430 --> 0:44:55.590
<v Speaker 2>this weekend. I'm going to try to play golf today.

0:44:55.650 --> 0:44:58.410
<v Speaker 1>Me and my father-in-law bought memberships, and the way they

0:44:58.469 --> 0:45:00.969
<v Speaker 1>sold it to us is if you go three times,

0:45:01.460 --> 0:45:04.279
<v Speaker 1>it pays for itself because we get a discount when

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:07.160
<v Speaker 1>we go because we got these memberships. So we got

0:45:07.180 --> 0:45:11.060
<v Speaker 1>to go. It's good weather. Can't go get sloshed because

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.529
<v Speaker 1>we got a wedding on Saturday. So I think I

0:45:13.570 --> 0:45:15.390
<v Speaker 1>go golfing. I think I'm going to go.

0:45:15.410 --> 0:45:17.469
<v Speaker 2>All right. Well, hopefully I get out there today, and

0:45:17.489 --> 0:45:19.550
<v Speaker 2>I'll have a story on Friday. You guys have a

0:45:19.590 --> 0:45:23.070
<v Speaker 2>great day. We are the Soar Losers at gmail.com. Soarlosers.com

0:45:23.110 --> 0:45:25.370
<v Speaker 2>to get your tickets to the convention.

0:45:25.650 --> 0:45:26.089
<v Speaker 1>We out.

0:45:28.590 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Gosh, dude. I mean, parking garage, cookies. Two back-to-back end

0:45:34.100 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 2>of the nights. Did not go the way I wanted.

0:45:36.880 --> 0:45:38.140
<v Speaker 2>It was rough. Rough.

0:45:39.060 --> 0:45:42.819
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that staff, man, down there, too. Every time I

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:45.500
<v Speaker 1>go ask them a question, hey, this pop-a-shot we're trying

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.620
<v Speaker 1>to fit up here. Hey, asking if I have a

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:53.400
<v Speaker 1>friend park here. Hey, asking every time. I'm like a criminal.

0:45:53.739 --> 0:45:57.320
<v Speaker 1>What's up? Why are you asking that? Because I work here.

0:45:57.340 --> 0:46:01.570
<v Speaker 1>I need information. We can't give you that. You can't

0:46:01.610 --> 0:46:05.230
<v Speaker 1>give me the dimensions of the elevator? Every time I

0:46:05.270 --> 0:46:07.430
<v Speaker 1>go down there, they're holding information, dude, like it's the

0:46:07.469 --> 0:46:07.970
<v Speaker 1>White House.

0:46:08.930 --> 0:46:12.670
<v Speaker 2>It's a very top secret building, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:46:12.710 --> 0:46:15.650
<v Speaker 2>That seems suspect. We can't give you the dimensions because...

0:46:15.820 --> 0:46:18.219
<v Speaker 2>We don't know what you're up to. Well, pop a shot. See,

0:46:18.460 --> 0:46:20.259
<v Speaker 2>here's a picture of it. It's a machine where you

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:22.720
<v Speaker 2>play basketball. Just trying to get it up to my office.

0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:26.010
<v Speaker 2>Not sure about that, man. Sorry.

0:46:26.610 --> 0:46:28.910
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean there's an alarm going off in

0:46:28.930 --> 0:46:32.489
<v Speaker 1>your stairwell? I mean, I was just upstairs and there's

0:46:32.510 --> 0:46:36.839
<v Speaker 1>an alarm going off. Every time, dude, he repeats what

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:38.940
<v Speaker 1>I said to him and asked me four different times.

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:43.020
<v Speaker 1>Wait a second. What do you mean your fob didn't

0:46:43.100 --> 0:46:45.509
<v Speaker 1>work in the downstairs level and only works in the

0:46:45.530 --> 0:46:50.730
<v Speaker 1>third and fourth? I mean it didn't work downstairs. What

0:46:50.750 --> 0:46:53.910
<v Speaker 1>do you think I mean? Every time I get the

0:46:53.950 --> 0:46:58.029
<v Speaker 1>third degree from the guy questioning. And him and her,

0:46:58.090 --> 0:47:01.540
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's another lady down there. They just finished

0:47:01.600 --> 0:47:04.820
<v Speaker 1>a meal every time. Or they just finished a funny

0:47:04.900 --> 0:47:06.740
<v Speaker 1>show together. I mean, they're doing everything.

0:47:06.860 --> 0:47:10.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean... Sorry to interrupt you guys.

0:47:10.840 --> 0:47:13.239
<v Speaker 1>And you're out there because their doors are locked in

0:47:13.260 --> 0:47:15.759
<v Speaker 1>the lobby. So I'm knocking and then it takes them,

0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:18.259
<v Speaker 1>you know, they got to put their tofu away. They're

0:47:18.280 --> 0:47:20.779
<v Speaker 1>down there eating. They eat together. They order chicken, all

0:47:20.820 --> 0:47:23.690
<v Speaker 1>kinds of meals together. Oh, hey, what's up? What are

0:47:23.710 --> 0:47:26.089
<v Speaker 1>you knocking for? Well, I'm here early. I work third shift.

0:47:26.130 --> 0:47:28.370
<v Speaker 1>I'm here at odd hours. Wipe the sleepers out of

0:47:28.390 --> 0:47:32.529
<v Speaker 1>your eyes. There's an issue upstairs. There's water leaking. What

0:47:32.550 --> 0:47:33.870
<v Speaker 1>do you mean there's water leaking?

0:47:34.410 --> 0:47:35.930
<v Speaker 2>There's water leaking.

0:47:36.890 --> 0:47:39.350
<v Speaker 1>Every time he repeats what I says and says, what

0:47:39.370 --> 0:47:41.970
<v Speaker 1>do you mean? And I repeat the exact same sentence

0:47:41.989 --> 0:47:46.110
<v Speaker 1>to him. Frickin' white Nike hat guy. I'll tell him

0:47:46.130 --> 0:47:46.790
<v Speaker 1>that to his face.

0:47:46.810 --> 0:47:48.010
<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll bring him on the pod.

0:47:48.469 --> 0:47:49.510
<v Speaker 1>He's probably a nice guy.

0:47:49.530 --> 0:47:50.069
<v Speaker 2>He probably is.

0:47:50.469 --> 0:47:51.810
<v Speaker 1>It's like the middle of the night when I always

0:47:51.850 --> 0:47:52.350
<v Speaker 1>hit him up.

0:47:52.750 --> 0:47:54.840
<v Speaker 2>He's like, man, dude, I mean, this is why I

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:57.160
<v Speaker 2>have this shift. It's I don't have to deal with anything,

0:47:57.560 --> 0:47:59.060
<v Speaker 2>and you always bring me problems.

0:47:59.520 --> 0:48:02.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, window cleaners left some stuff on our patio,

0:48:02.400 --> 0:48:06.160
<v Speaker 1>like buckets, ropes, and like a squeegee. Should I just

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:08.509
<v Speaker 1>leave them there? What do you mean? Okay, man.