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Speaker 1: The Nicky Years Nikki, Hey guys, Happy Tuesday to you.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so glad to be here. I love this show.

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Speaker 1: I hope you love it too. Um. I was thinking

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Speaker 1: about it today, no, uh, hi know uh and Arizona. Um,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about it today and I was thinking

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Speaker 1: about I think I was cleaning a bowl of oatmeal

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Speaker 1: so I could reuse it. And by cleaning, I mean

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Speaker 1: just like casually my oatmeal bowl is just like all

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Speaker 1: I put it in is oatmel So when it's the

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Speaker 1: residue from the omeal the day before, I don't really

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Speaker 1: care if it's still there. Let's heat it up and

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Speaker 1: and and let's let's reuse, you know. Um. So I

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Speaker 1: think I was. I was just kind of letting my

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Speaker 1: mind wander while I was, Uh. Sometimes I get the

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Speaker 1: word wonder and wander different, but I was letting it

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Speaker 1: wander that I said it right, um. And I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about the podcast and I was thinking about how

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh. Someone someone wrote to me on

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Speaker 1: Instagram today a d M that was like that said

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Speaker 1: stop saying like it was based upon I was watching

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Speaker 1: The Bachelor at last night and I was commenting on

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Speaker 1: it and I said like a lot, and it's just

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Speaker 1: some idiot that said police stop saying like so much.

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Speaker 1: And I wrote him, stop dm ng women that they

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Speaker 1: say like too much, so you have an excuse to

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Speaker 1: write them. And obviously there was a sorry. There was

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Speaker 1: another d M from him previous to that that I

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Speaker 1: had not written back to that was something nicer but

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Speaker 1: still not nice like kind of. I obviously didn't write

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Speaker 1: back because it was a gross dude talking to me

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Speaker 1: that that would eventually go on to insult me and

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Speaker 1: be like insane length too much. And then I was

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Speaker 1: just thinking about, oh wait, what if he listens to

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Speaker 1: the podcast? What if I say like too much on

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Speaker 1: the podcast? Nikki? You know what, the podcast is free.

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Speaker 1: People don't need to listen to it. And I just

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Speaker 1: go to that argument of you guys, it's free. I

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Speaker 1: just want to say it is not free, because I

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Speaker 1: respect that you your your time is currency, and so

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Speaker 1: when people say things are free, you're paying with your time.

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Speaker 1: So I respect that, and I want to just say

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Speaker 1: that I won't ever use that argument of it's free.

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Speaker 1: I will use the argument that you don't have to listen,

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Speaker 1: but you know, when people are invested in something, and

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Speaker 1: and and you know when I go see a movie,

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Speaker 1: when I pay to go see a movie. I saw

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Speaker 1: Horrible Bosses in the theaters. I know that people really

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Speaker 1: like that movie. It was made a bunch of different times.

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Speaker 1: I think there was maybe just Horrible Busses too. But

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Speaker 1: I walked out of the theater because I go, this

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Speaker 1: is not respectful of my time, and it is disrespectful

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Speaker 1: of me as a person who were who loves all

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Speaker 1: of these actors individually. The script is not respectful of

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Speaker 1: my sense of humor. I walked out of that movie

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Speaker 1: because it was just just quit your job, don't kill

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Speaker 1: your boss. What is all of this? And I didn't

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Speaker 1: appreciate Jennifer Anderson being so slutty. I think it was

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Speaker 1: at a time that I just I couldn't see her

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Speaker 1: in that light. Now on the Morning Show, she's kind

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Speaker 1: of more of a villainous character. I would say someone

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Speaker 1: that you have a lot of empathy board. But I

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Speaker 1: can now see her as anything. I can expand my

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Speaker 1: um acceptance of her as more than just Rachel Greene,

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Speaker 1: who by the way, is not a good person either.

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Speaker 1: The first season of Friends, she's like she just trying

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Speaker 1: to say like she is completely Um, she knows Ross

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Speaker 1: likes her. She's she. She shows up the first episode

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Speaker 1: of Friends and she is a total twatch. She's dressed

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Speaker 1: in a wedding dress and she just calls Courtney Cock's

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Speaker 1: fat the whole time and like I was a popular one,

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Speaker 1: you were fat. Let me live with you. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's just the premise of the Friends is ridiculous and

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Speaker 1: we all know they couldn't afford that apartment, but um,

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Speaker 1: what was I getting to? Okay, so your time is

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Speaker 1: is so when people go it's free, just go, no

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Speaker 1: my time, because that's what face You know that when

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Speaker 1: you watch the social di Lamma, did you guys watch

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Speaker 1: that last year? It was the one that we all

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Speaker 1: watched in quarantine and felt bad about our phones, and

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Speaker 1: and you should. It's pretty much like social media is

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Speaker 1: causing war and uh, civil unrest and is the reason

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Speaker 1: a thing. It's it's the word. It just goes from

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Speaker 1: like it makes teenagers depressed because it goes between a

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Speaker 1: documentary to also scripted. You know examples of how this

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Speaker 1: and then the kid breaks it's just that was ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: gave her depression, and there's obviously great things about it,

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Speaker 1: like um omegal, I don't know. Ohmigal is the one

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Speaker 1: It's chat roulette, right, do you know what that about? That?

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of omigel Ali mccowsky really funny comic

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Speaker 1: Ali mack on Instagram. She's one of Joe Rogan's close friends,

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Speaker 1: and she's one of Andrew and friends too. She's a

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Speaker 1: younger girl. She does omigal wish. She just goes on

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Speaker 1: and it's like chat roulette, just different people around the

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Speaker 1: world show up randomly. A lot of them are masturbating,

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Speaker 1: and she just has conversations with them. And I was

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Speaker 1: thinking that would be a good way for me to

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Speaker 1: practice guitar, is to just have people gone show me like,

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Speaker 1: I'll just play and then eventually, I mean I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about maybe putting out a Uh. Maria Bamford does

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Speaker 1: this thing for comedy where she's working on new material.

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Speaker 1: I might do it for comedy too, to be honest

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Speaker 1: with you, She tweets out, does anyone want to go

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Speaker 1: into a zoom right now. I mean she does this

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Speaker 1: when there's no pandemic. She would just find a person

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Speaker 1: she that girl is wild and it shows in her

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Speaker 1: work that she takes it that seriously. I would feel

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Speaker 1: that that. I don't even look people in the eyes,

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Speaker 1: know what. When I'm on stage, I blur my eyes

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Speaker 1: because I don't want people to feel singled out like

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Speaker 1: hope because when you because when you do stare at

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Speaker 1: not already laughing, they just instantly go because they're so

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Speaker 1: scared that you might. It's just a it's a weird response.

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Speaker 1: So I don't like that anyway. I might do that

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Speaker 1: for Taylor Swift. Uh like to to practice my guitar

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Speaker 1: and to practice performing because I didn't tell you this,

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Speaker 1: but on um, I guess I told you guys on Thursday,

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Speaker 1: I did perform a song on Thursday night at my

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Speaker 1: dad's show. I did perform a song on Wednesday night

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Speaker 1: at a show in the Valley Um and I had

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Speaker 1: so much fun on Thursday. But Wednesday night, Jeff Dies

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Speaker 1: I felt a little bit Taylor Swift Beyonce kind of thing,

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Speaker 1: which I am going to work into my tour and

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Speaker 1: my special. I had a call about my special last

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Speaker 1: night that I'm you know, planning ahead of time, shooting

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Speaker 1: it in like November. But I go, I want three

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Speaker 1: outfit changes. I want a fan at one point for

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Speaker 1: one joke. I just think there should be like some

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna set it up. But I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: like costume changes. As I walk off stage. I don't

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Speaker 1: doing a million specials the rest of my life. Like

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Speaker 1: they they are these things that keep going. What's another

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Speaker 1: It's like meals, you know, I always get sad at

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Speaker 1: sad Christmas? You know. I when these things end sex,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hi you, when's the next time I want?

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Speaker 1: Will I be horny again? I don't want this hornyness

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have. I'm just gonna it might be

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Speaker 1: Burnham Special really opened my eyes to a person can

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Speaker 1: do stand up in whatever the way they want. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'd go see Brian Regan, I'd go see Chappelle. Chappelle

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Speaker 1: you know, like there's different tonal changes. I remember Louis

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Speaker 1: You might notice that my um forehead is big. You

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Speaker 1: Louis Kay was saying, well, he said a lot of well,

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Speaker 1: X Factor, that's um six Flags Magic Mountain. I think

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Speaker 1: that's the one. That's the one that gave me an orgasm.

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Speaker 1: If if you guys have been following the show, Noah,

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Speaker 1: before we get to Andrew three minutes left, because I

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Speaker 1: I've only told my sister. I'm whispering. I'm only telling

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Speaker 1: you guys. You guys cannot text Andrew. This is a secret.

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Speaker 1: And he doesn't listen to the shows like you know,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't listen to my part. He probably listens to his. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I did. I for the first time in my life,

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Speaker 1: And I know that you're like Nikki, there's no way.

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Speaker 1: Usually when I spend big money on something, it's a

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Speaker 1: car for my mom, a car for me, an apartment

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Speaker 1: for me, a um, you know, couch for my believing

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Speaker 1: things that are necessary. The thing that I bought on

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Speaker 1: a whim. I was walking my dog three days ago, Noah,

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Speaker 1: and I was just like I, you know, I just want.

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Speaker 1: I want everything. I'm redecorating my house like not redecorom,

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Speaker 1: the first time and really like the room that I've

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Speaker 1: And this goes back to even when I was a

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Speaker 1: of magazines, like I had some really cool colleges that

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Speaker 1: I would have. I would literally pay. I would give

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Speaker 1: away half my money to have those collashes back. I'm

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Speaker 1: not kidding you, because I would get it back someday.

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Speaker 1: you a really good disci. Oh yeah, my boy Taylor

427
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Speaker 1: made Thank you Garrett four, isn't I mean it's not

428
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Speaker 1: nothing I spent that was everything together. Oh but what

429
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Speaker 1: about the four hundred you said was the driver to

430
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: putter and two wedges. Okay, which that does come out

431
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 1: to a thousand dollars, but still okay. I just got this.

432
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm looking up the eBay thing to read the specs

433
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: and I go it says a message from the guy

434
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,159
Speaker 1: that I bought it from or girl. Hello. I apologize

435
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: if this is unprofessional, but if this is in fact

436
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer, the comedian, I'm not selling you. I'm just kidding.

437
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: I just had I thought I was gonna be like,

438
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 1: I will not let you have this guitar. I see

439
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,760
Speaker 1: how you treat your nice things. I thought it was

440
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 1: like my mom's friend or something. I just had to

441
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,840
Speaker 1: take this opportunity to tell you how much I love

442
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: your work. I sent an extra gift along with your purchase.

443
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 1: What please accept it with my best wishes for your

444
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 1: continued success. You're excellent at all the roasts, and I

445
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,640
Speaker 1: hope to see you perform live one day. I've taken

446
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: enough of your time already, so thank you again for

447
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: the purchase, and should you need anything more from me

448
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: in the future, please don't hesitate to write into me.

449
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 1: I am at your service. We give me this guitar

450
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,360
Speaker 1: for you. I happily would have given you a large

451
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: discount had I known. Uh with you are the Nikki

452
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 1: Glazer comedian Nicks sertin there anyway, Thank you again for

453
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: your purchase and Nikki Glazer with the comedian or not.

454
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Speaker 1: I wish you and your loved ones absolute best. Take care.

455
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 1: Oh you guys, they wish you the best. You're my

456
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 1: loved ones. Um from MO. Thank you MO. And it

457
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 1: is me and I'll write back to you. So let

458
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 1: me just see what also send back a Venmo request. No, no, no,

459
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: I am happy to pay for things that people you know.

460
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm just don't like. I don't like to haggle. I

461
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: like to give people more than what it's worth. Well,

462
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of money, so Haglin's fun.

463
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 1: I get that. Listen if but you know, when you

464
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: do have money, I think it's your job to support

465
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 1: the economy and pay for things. Uh that, But I

466
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 1: don't even know this guitar. It literally does not Taylor

467
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: Swift autographed P. S A D N A C O A.

468
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: What does that even me? Piece of ship? I mean literally,

469
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read. Oh, it's a rogue, rogue acoustic

470
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: guitar made in China. Fine instruments, you know what insturance

471
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: not fine When it's underneath that, it says fine instruments,

472
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: just to remind you in case you doubted. But it's

473
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,719
Speaker 1: just a glossy pink guitar and it's fucking sick. Can

474
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: you don't look at it? Are you gonna put it

475
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: on the wall? Are you gonna play it? I'm gonna

476
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: put it on the wall in a way that I

477
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: can take it down whenever I want. You know, there's

478
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,640
Speaker 1: a little hanging that's beautiful. Okay, Yeah, worth it? And

479
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: I got a new fan and that I'm going to

480
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: hook up for with three tickets and wouldn't who knows

481
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 1: what the gift is. I love it. I love it.

482
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna make you happy. You're gonna look

483
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Speaker 1: at it, You're gonna feel good. Connect did might motivate

484
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 1: you more to even play more. Andrew and I are

485
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: on the same like, it's so crazy how Andrew and

486
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: I are on the same wavelength right now. It's almost

487
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: like our period SYNCD up with our hobbies. Andrew is

488
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: obsessed with golf. I am obsessed with guitar. He's practicing

489
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: his put in the living room, watching golf on TikTok,

490
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: watching going to two hour lessons yesterday, I'm doing this.

491
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm not doing lessons. He inspired me to do lessons

492
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 1: because I go. I was asking him mterday like, isn't

493
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 1: embarrassing when you think you're good at something and then

494
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: you get lessons and that that person is so good

495
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: and then they like, I think that you're like bad

496
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, Like, what's you want to be

497
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 1: around better people? I just don't want my guitar teacher

498
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: to go, oh boy, this is the lost case. I'm

499
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: just doing this for the fifty bucks an hour or

500
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: whatever it is. You would feel that you would know.

501
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: I had a teacher, a vocal teacher, tell my mother

502
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: that I didn't have it and it was a waste

503
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: of money to even try. So I have a little

504
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: bit of anxiety about that, and I know that that's

505
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: just from my past trauma. But I do have that

506
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: thing of like I'm wasting people's time. Because I was

507
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,719
Speaker 1: starting the podcast today and I said, you know, when

508
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 1: people say the podcast is free, don't listen to it's free.

509
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: You stop complaining. It's not free, it's time, it's your

510
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: And that's what I learned in the social dilemma is

511
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: that Facebook and all these companies getting back to that

512
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: it's it's your time is that's what they're trying to

513
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: get is your attention. If Facebook and Netflix and all

514
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 1: these companies could come up with a way where you

515
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: didn't sleep and you still consumed their stuff and had

516
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: one hour day to purchase the stuff they sold you,

517
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,199
Speaker 1: they would be happy with that. They want us to

518
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: be literal mutants, just like stuck on our phones. They

519
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 1: don't actually like that's the beauty of having a golf hobby,

520
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: or like I'm literally meditative. I'm playing golf. All I'm

521
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: thinking about is the next shot. I'm tweeting yesterday about

522
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: the forty six things so true and the same with Quitard.

523
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: At any moment, there's forty six things you can be

524
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: doing right or wrong with a golf swing, and it's

525
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: so true. It's like your hips, your thumb, you're But

526
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: here's the whole thing, mind is you can't break down

527
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: the swing because if you start thinking about, oh yeah,

528
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: take it back right, if I'm not taking it back.

529
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm not locking my hands. I'm not locking my hands.

530
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm not coming through if my hips aren't going through.

531
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: But then that's gonna make you swing hesitant, Yeah, because

532
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: that gets in your mind, like you I mentioned it before,

533
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: But the Alexander technique is a way to carry your

534
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 1: body so that there's this state of flow and like

535
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: meditation that I could probably help both of us. But

536
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: you said yesterday, you go, I'm reading a book called Zen.

537
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: Look at what I have in my phone downloaded from

538
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: when my guitar teacher recommended it back in the day

539
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,239
Speaker 1: and that I'm now reading. I mean, Zen is like

540
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: skinny skinny jeans. It's like you know, it'll sell you.

541
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Speaker 1: It's a good cell without you know what I mean? Yes,

542
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,479
Speaker 1: um legit, hold on. It's at the very bottom. If

543
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 1: you do play golf, I highly recommend this book. And

544
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 1: even if you don't play golf, you could relate it

545
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: to anything you do in your life. It's it really

546
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: is like if you take in the Buddhist ways and

547
00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: not like yeah, pretty deep and shipped. Stop being like

548
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: funny about it. It really can help you, like a

549
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: million percent. Here's something that's kind of cool. If you're standing.

550
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: I know that was cool. Like, here's something cool, alright.

551
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: If you're standing right, Let's say you're in any kind

552
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: of position where you need to stand solid. By the way,

553
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: the book I got is called Zen Guitar. I'm not

554
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: joking you, Like we are on the same page, Okay,

555
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: keeping keep going and um, if you are standing right,

556
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 1: and you think, and I'm sure you've already done this before,

557
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 1: but if you think about your your weight, uh, disposition,

558
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: it should be by your belly button, like where if

559
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: you want to stand like solid right, and in your

560
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: brain you think, this is where my weight is by

561
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: my thighs and by my belly button. Right. But then

562
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 1: if you think, oh, if you're tightening your shoulders and

563
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: your arms and your brain is saying like that's where

564
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: your mind's going to, your legs are gonna feel lighter.

565
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: So it's like, it's so weird. It's what I've been saying.

566
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: Then everything's mental. You can make a cold sword go

567
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: away with your mind. I did it. I'm not joking,

568
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: like that's what I with, um exactly what you're talking

569
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: about with uh. Fuck, you just made me think of

570
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 1: something that I just I wanted to find if anyone

571
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: out there knows, I want to put a couple shoutouts

572
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: out there to solicit things before we get to the news.

573
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: Listen up, besties, if you're zoning out listening right now.

574
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: Number one, I need a vocal teacher. I need a

575
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: voice teacher to teach me how to sing. And what

576
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: I'm looking for is someone who has a zen approach,

577
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: who has a very visual approach of like picture of

578
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: this light in the back of your throat or picture

579
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: um that. Because for me, that's what's going to make

580
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 1: me believe that I can sing, is that if I

581
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: can do mental approaches, not just like the airflow. I

582
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: know it's about that, but I really want to holistic

583
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: or a zen approach to singing. So if you know

584
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 1: of someone, I'll on on zoom anyone hook it up.

585
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 1: And then secondly, I just want to let our besties

586
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: know that right now I am looking for a assist position,

587
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: a local St. Louis assistant position to get groceries, um,

588
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: fold my laundry. I'm not even joking, like be in

589
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: my life and and not being my probably not be

590
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: my friend because I'm gonna make you do a bunch

591
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 1: of stuff that so I don't want I'll be very

592
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: nice to you. I'm not nice, not nice, not not

593
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: nice to anyone. But this isn't a position of like, oh,

594
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: but you will be in my life and get things

595
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: for me and do like the dumbest because I just

596
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: yesterday my mom goes, Nicky, how are you rearranging your

597
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: your butt? You bought all this furniture, You've given all

598
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: this so much thought, you get this art, and like

599
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm so proud of you. You really got

600
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: your room together. And my mom knows what I came

601
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: from in terms of and I go, Mom, I don't

602
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: want to do any of this. Ship I go, I

603
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: don't have time for this. I really don't. I don't

604
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: like it. I don't want to do it, and I

605
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: want some help. I just got instant cart. But the

606
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: thing is, someone goes and gets groceries for me, and

607
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: then they leave it in the lobby and I gotta

608
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: go down there and fill up a suitcase and then

609
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: bring it back up and then put it away. I

610
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: want someone to do that. And I know this is

611
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: like first world problems like Mariah Carey cribs. I just

612
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: if you're someone um in the st Louis area that

613
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: has a car and no criminal record and has boundaries. Um,

614
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: shoot me a d M and let's talk, uh, and

615
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: you want to make some extra dough. I would love

616
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: to talk to you and uh and have you in

617
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: my life because I can't do it anymore. And if

618
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: you're six too, with brown hair and hazel eyes and

619
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: eight pack, I want to go up to six four.

620
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: I think six four is the perfect tight six Yeah,

621
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: six five. You're gonna be able to hang things for me.

622
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: You're gonna be to carry me places. Um, so I'm

623
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: looking for a six four assistant. What have you got

624
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: from six to four? You getting carried around? What if

625
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: I was like you, guys, I'm just tired of walking.

626
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: And I know that sounds like amid baby, but I

627
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: just don't want to walk anymore. And um, these stupid

628
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: legs I have to move them. Just eating myself has

629
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: become so exhausting. So if you could put oatmeal into

630
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: my mouth and then clump my josh shut and then

631
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: scrape my face like a baby and make a new

632
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: spoonful of oatmeal for the stuff that I miss and

633
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: make a new spoon that was a classic bit. That

634
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: was my first bit, Wait what baby, wait, let me

635
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: I just want you know, I'll do it. I'll do

636
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: it when we get uh you know, video so people

637
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: can see. But what I used to do in the

638
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: middle school. Shout out to Kirsten, who, by the way, listen.

639
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: She listened to the podcast this morning and I got

640
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: a no firm or that said I left so hard

641
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: when you go bring buddy fit And then I go,

642
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: that was for a person. She was like whoa like

643
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: she knew like I knew I would get her. But Kurson,

644
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: I used to make everyone at the table left. It

645
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: was my first bit. I would pretend I was a

646
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: baby being fed, so my arm was not mine. So

647
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: I'm a baby and a hide chair, and I would

648
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 1: take my pudding, you know, jello pudding or the chocolate pudding,

649
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: and I would like put it in my mouth and

650
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: the baby, like you know what a baby you're feeding

651
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: a baby in its mouth like doesn't mow, but it

652
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: leaves it open kind of just like and then you

653
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: put the putting in and then the baby just kind

654
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: of looks and then kind of spits it out. And

655
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: then you make a new spoonful by scraping around the

656
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: baby's face and then you put it back in. I

657
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: would do this whole thing. I now know why boys

658
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: didn't like me, Like, that's what I was doing with an.

659
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: I didn't think any was watching me, but that's what

660
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: I was doing. And the kind of the older you get,

661
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah what I was. I mean, it looks like ship

662
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: when I was doing it. But I love pretending to

663
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: be a baby. It's so fun. So um, that's what

664
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. Let's get to the knees. M hmm.

665
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see these obligations. Just write DM

666
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: me and and please leave your profile on private and

667
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: have like a picture of your face. And don't send

668
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: a dick pick we oh, I get tons of those.

669
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: Send them. I don't even look at them. They're always blurred. Okay,

670
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: well we gotta listen to the first dostn't sorry. I

671
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: can't not do it, idiot fish. We do have the

672
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: best little sound effects before things. I have to say,

673
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: you're having a great time out there, all the swells,

674
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: every single one of you. Jeff Jeff, Yeah, it's some guy.

675
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm bad. I thought was my ex boyfriend Jeff. Oh yeah,

676
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: he's probably listening. He never even cared about things I

677
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: did when we were together. Why do I feel like

678
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: he's never listened to one podcast? Oh no, he was

679
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: into podcasts. Yeah, it's brilliant, alright, so brilliant. No, but

680
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: he was into The Best Show with Tom sharp Ling

681
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: and uh, he was into that way early in the day.

682
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: I remember he would play clips from these shows and

683
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: it was one of the It was one of the

684
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: reasons I fell in love with him. I fell in

685
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: love with the first guy that I had sex with

686
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: because he introduced me to Opie and Anthony, Like it's

687
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: always radio that gets me into guys. We used to

688
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: listen to Being Anthony and I was just like obsessed

689
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: with them and um and also David's Spades take the

690
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: hit the special that's my favorite special from my one

691
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: of my best friends now. I also that was my

692
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: guy who lost my Virginia two and then um, Jeff,

693
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: my first boyfriend. He would play me Tom Sharpling and

694
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: John Worcester clips from the Best Show. And there was

695
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 1: one from like pre nine eleven, like it was from

696
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: two thousand where John Worcester, this character actor comedian guy,

697
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: calls into the Best Show, which is hosted by Tom Sharpling.

698
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: He has a new book out, by the way, he's

699
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: fucking brilliant. I can't wait to read it. When I

700
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: decided to start reading again, a new boyfriend that tells

701
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: you to but yeah, yeah, if I meet a guy

702
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: who's into books, I'll be like, yeah, look, I just

703
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: got this new book from Tom Scharpling. And then but

704
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: it was like this guy calls into the reading, I'll

705
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it someday in here. It's one of

706
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,239
Speaker 1: the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. And

707
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: because it was so funny, I just like fell in

708
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: love with the guy who introduced me to it. I

709
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: love I love radio if you haven't noticed, and I

710
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: love sharing it with someone and listening in bed. We

711
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: gotta get to the news. I'm sorry, alright. First thing,

712
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: these are some signs that your ex is pretending to

713
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: be over you, that he is over you, that he's

714
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: pretending I like this. I love this news. We are

715
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: just like this is like breaking. I think CNN is

716
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: doing a special report on this tonight. By the way,

717
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,760
Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper, uh, I mean variant No, okay, already, Okay,

718
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: they're giving mixed signals. Okay, they're keeping in touch with you.

719
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: They may be over you in terms of romantic relationship,

720
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: but still need and want all the things you can

721
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: give them. They flirt with you, they're bringing up memories.

722
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: They fuck you. I mean like these are very obvious.

723
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: They're begging for you back. They are showing up at

724
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: your window with a boombox and it's raining. Um, I

725
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: mean yes, any of these like no, what? Well? I

726
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: think these are the types of things that you look

727
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: up when you want so desperately for your X to

728
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: not be over. You know, when you google like signs

729
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: I remember feeling in love and I go signs You're

730
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: in love and you just want to read about like

731
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: Mike is the checklist? True, but the only checklist I

732
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: ever can answer? All the things too is like an

733
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: eating disorder one. Yeah, and so many people google search

734
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: exactly what they already got the answer to. Yeah. Yeah.

735
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: It's like they're going backwards searching it. You've only had

736
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: one or a couple of x's in your life, only

737
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: one recent X Y, and you were so good andrew

738
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: about when that was over, it was like, I don't

739
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: want to follow, like I'll mute her. I'm not gonna unfollow,

740
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 1: but like, I don't want to see her. I don't

741
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 1: want my friends to tell me a picture she posted.

742
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: I would see this girl post pictures and I would

743
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: want and I would want to be like, Andrew, did

744
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 1: you see that? You know she always looked great and um,

745
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: but I don't. And you could hear the second I

746
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: didn't she did. But it doesn't matter because now you're

747
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 1: you have a new girlfriend. So now it's like out

748
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: of the woods of you not wanting to hear about

749
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: that girl. Well, I muted or I didn't follow. Yeah,

750
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: I felt like an unfollowed was kind of rude. I

751
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe mute is worse now that she knows

752
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: she that's that's for you. That is okay. You didn't

753
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: mute her because you hate to be reminded of someone

754
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: that you were attracted to and liked, like to be

755
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: if your friend. If you feel like your friend is

756
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: really over someone and you send them photos of them

757
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: like dancing in this and like on the look at her,

758
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: look at her new boyfriend, you don't do that, except

759
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: if you're nicky Glazer and you're asking your friends to

760
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,479
Speaker 1: monitor a guy who has blocked you. Robin, I still

761
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: want everything. I think we're different. We're very different in

762
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: that regard. No, I know you because here is my

763
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: biggest complaint about guys like this. Please listen up. If

764
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: you were one of these guys, did I talk about

765
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: the deleting the texts thing? Noah, Okay, Andrew does this

766
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: thing and everyone does it. It's so funny. I was

767
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: talking to your girlfriend the other day. She had no

768
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: idea you did this, and she goes to have you've

769
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: done that to me? And I go, He's a hundred

770
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: percent done to you. But this is what happens Andrew

771
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: when he trying to get me fine, I'm trying to

772
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: I was just having an honest conversation. Is I thought

773
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: it was a cute quirk of yours. You were having

774
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: so many honest conversations in front of me where I

775
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even know if I've talked about

776
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: this yet with No. I'm sorry. I don't mean to

777
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: do that to you, I really don't. I just think

778
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: that you have told her that, but this one didn't

779
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: seem that. But this one is adorable. So Andrew does

780
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: this thing, and I think a lot of people do this,

781
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: a lot of men. I'm listening to talking to you,

782
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: men and women. If you tend to do this, it's

783
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: it's really not cool, and I want to tell you why,

784
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: and I understand why you do it. Can I argue that? Okay?

785
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: So the thing that we're arguing about is when, and

786
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 1: this is either when you're drunk or in a state

787
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: of um, just vulnerability, and maybe you text some stuff

788
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: that you are embarrassed by, and let's say the person

789
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: doesn't get back to you and it doesn't go the

790
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: way you wanted to, and the texts either are drunken

791
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: and embarrassing or they're just you know, vulnerable. You're not drunk,

792
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: but it's like late at night, in your horny or something,

793
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: and you send off texts that are just embarrassing, right,

794
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: or maybe even like you know, you haven't heard from

795
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: someone all day and you go, hey, how you thinking

796
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: about you? How you're doing? Even something like that that's

797
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: just like just sat there. What Andrew will do, and

798
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: what many people do is they will delete that text,

799
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: not because they think it's not going to show up

800
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: on that person's feed, but because when they don't want

801
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: to be reminded of the embarrassing thing that they did.

802
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: They don't want it sitting there when when they pull

803
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: up the text again, Now, Andrew, I would like you

804
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: to defend this behavior, and then I will come back

805
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: and tell you why it is completely backwards and dare

806
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: I say emotionally abusive. Here's the thing. I think there's

807
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: two different ways of why someone would delete it. One

808
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 1: if they did something fucked up and they don't want

809
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: to see their own bad behavior. Or Two maybe you

810
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: ask someone for something in a completely uh you know,

811
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: nice way and you don't and it doesn't turn out

812
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: the way. Uh So, like I'll ask someone to do

813
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: my podcast and and I think that they should be

814
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: doing it or whatever, and they don't either respond or

815
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: they respond flippantly. I'm like, funk that conversation. I don't

816
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: want to see that conversation where I feel like I

817
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: was treated not to the like the point of where

818
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: I was. What do you see that again? Just be

819
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: in case you text them again? Why would I Because

820
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: I feel like someone that rejected your podcast, you wouldn't

821
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: keep texting with them, so it would just go down

822
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: in the feed, you know what I mean? I guess

823
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: it would go down in the feed. But I was

824
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: just like I don't want to see it that day,

825
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: so so I just delete these things, Like why would

826
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: you delete trash? You know, you just want trash to

827
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: get away, like you don't want to keep trash in

828
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: your fucking kitchen. Yeah, okay, So it's nothing like but

829
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: if I was doing something where I felt like I

830
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: was the asshole, where I was like vulnerable, like, then

831
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: I would be like, oh, you deleted that ship that

832
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: you wrote to me, you know what I mean? I

833
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: think that's like you've done that before when you've maybe

834
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: written to girls. I know this in the past, you've

835
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: written to girls and said something that was maybe even

836
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: if I said, Brenna goes, have you done this to me?

837
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: And I go, he's definitely done it to you. So

838
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: it's it's not even someone that's rejecting you. You might

839
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: just say a little bit too much to Brenna won

840
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: too many sentences back when you guys weren't official and

841
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: you weren't as safe in your relationship, and it maybe

842
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: made you feel like a little bit vulnerable, right, Like,

843
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: can we admit that that's maybe happened. I'm just I'm

844
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: honestly trying to think of a time where that happened,

845
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: and I here's my argument, but I think it happened

846
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: to you. That happened to you. I know you've done

847
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: this with girls before because I've asked you what did

848
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: you send her? And you go, I already deleted it.

849
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: I can't tell you. So I know this is I know.

850
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to It was probably before Brenda. I

851
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: mean I know, I mean, I definitely know it happened

852
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 1: with girls before Brenda, but like during Brenda, it's happened

853
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: with Brenda Force. I just would I would bet ever,

854
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: I would beat my Taylor Swift guitar on it because

855
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: it's not a bad thing and it's not like you

856
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: said anything wrong to her. I'm not trying to defend,

857
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: I know, but what I'm saying is like you'll get

858
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: you'll delete things you send to me, probably because it's

859
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: just like a bad interaction. But here's my defense. Now

860
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: here's the thing. This has happened to me, where guys

861
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: will say something vulnerable on text or they are drunk,

862
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: and they will delete the vulnerable nice thing that maybe

863
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: showed their feelings too much, or maybe you know, in

864
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: a negative or positive way. Maybe they were like Nikki,

865
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: I just don't like you as you know whatever, or

866
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm seeing someone else or whatever it is they kind

867
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: of or they tell me like I, you know, I

868
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: think about you all the time, and their defenses are

869
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 1: done because they're drunk or vulnerable, whatever it is. Then

870
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: they will delete that text and maybe everything I reply,

871
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: because they don't want to face it the next morning

872
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: when they're either so there will be drunk and deleted

873
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: still or they'll deleted in the light of day when

874
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: they're sober and feeling like disgusting. Guess what happens over time.

875
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 1: Let's say I don't talk to that person for uh

876
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: six more months, because sometimes this happens with people who

877
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 1: have been in and out of my life. Six months later,

878
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: I will still have that exchange in my phone, so

879
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: when we make plans to meet up, I will remember

880
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: it and it's not like I forgot, but it will

881
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: be something that I feel you need to be accountable for.

882
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: You told me that you think about me all the time,

883
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: that you want to date me, whatever it is. This

884
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: vulnerable thing now to you because you were drunk when

885
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: you sent it, and you were probably drunk when you

886
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: erased it an hour later. You it never happened to you.

887
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: So this thing that's on my mind that I feel

888
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: like we need to discuss and I want us to

889
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: be accountable for you get to live in a world

890
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: where it didn't happen, where I the person who received it.

891
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: I have to live in a world where it did happen.

892
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: And then I'm gaslighted by the person when I approached

893
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: the coffee we get together or the lunch we get together,

894
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: and I and I have this kind of like feeling

895
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: towards this person that confessed something late at night when

896
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: they were drunk. I didn't know they were drunk, and

897
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: maybe I thought when they were drunk they would maybe

898
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: remember it because I remember some things when I was drunk.

899
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: So I am coming to this lunch or whatever we're

900
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: doing with with a different vibe because of what actually happened,

901
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: and you're coming to it with this amnesia. And it's

902
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: not fair to me or to the person that you

903
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: erased the text of because that was a real interaction.

904
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: It's not trash, and it informs the way we continue

905
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: and when you get to That's why I hate when

906
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: people get drunk and wasted and they go this is

907
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: how I really feel, and and they they're like, no,

908
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: listen to me. This is like being when I'm drunk.

909
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling being honest, my mom used to do it.

910
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: I have a joke in my act. But my mom

911
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: only used to be able to say I love you

912
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: to me, like really really say it when she was drunk,

913
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: and that is something I have. I do not judge

914
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: my mom for that. That is just she She didn't

915
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: grow up in a house that said it a lot,

916
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: so when she got drunk, she felt more vulnerable to

917
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 1: say it. So I knew my mom loved me, but

918
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: I only knew it when she was drunk, and she

919
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't remember saying it, and I having in my act

920
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: to the joke where she the next day she would

921
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: be like, NICKI I didn't mean anything I said. And

922
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, you said you love me, and she's like, yeah,

923
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: it's too so, and I'm sorry I didn't mean to

924
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: say that, you know. But that's that's why I feel

925
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: like erasing text is being black out drunk and the

926
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: person that witnessed it. It's just like being black out drunk.

927
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: You get to do things and behave in a way

928
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: that you're so embarrassed by the next day, no one

929
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: evening talks about it. If you come from an alcoholic holm,

930
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: you know this. People get drunk and then you witness it,

931
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: you witness their rage or their amorousness that comes out

932
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: of nowhere. And then the next day you still have

933
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: that hurt of the thing they said when they were

934
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: drunk in your heart. You still have the feeling that

935
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,839
Speaker 1: that you got when your mom told me you love

936
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: she loved you. And then the next day it's gone,

937
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: and it's gone, and there's a rage behind it because

938
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: they we don't talk about it. Alcoholic holmes never talk

939
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: about what happens when people are drunk. And that's what

940
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: triggers me to hate these things where it's like now blackout,

941
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: Like that was a blackout that texts him to gonna

942
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: take it away. No, I dealt with that, especially with

943
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: my mom being an alcohol Yeah, and she would like

944
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: I come home and she'd be out of her mind

945
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: and call me an asshole and shin. And the next

946
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: morning you feel bad for even bringing it up, like

947
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: you're somehow the asshole. They get really mad, they go,

948
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 1: what you're embarrassing me? Yeah, Like I didn't say that.

949
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you said it. I remember my

950
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: mom once I pulled to David David Hasseloff's daughter once.

951
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, was she eating a burger? No? But

952
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: it was just you know, I was a young kid

953
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: with a cam quarter and I just knew I didn't

954
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: understand what being drunk felt like. And I now I know,

955
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: and I have a lot more compassion. I wouldn't have

956
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: done this, but I do like that you did it

957
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: with a cam quarter because it's so big. How are

958
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: you sneaky about it? I wasn't sneaky because she when

959
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: she's drunk, she didn't care. She wanted to, like, you know,

960
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: be on camera. And then I showed her the next

961
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: day and um, I'll tell you, she didn't have another

962
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: drink for quite some time. Like that made her be

963
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: embarrassed her and she saw what we saw, and it

964
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: felt so validating to be like, this happens. I know

965
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: you don't remember it, but it happens. And and I

966
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: would never do that again to her because I now

967
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: know that. And first of all, my mom does not

968
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: drink like that anymore. My mom, um, But I wouldn't

969
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: do that now because it doesn't it doesn't help when

970
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: people don't want to get fifth grade, fourth grade, fifth Yeah, yeah,

971
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: that was probably fourth or fifth. I know, with the

972
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 1: house that it was in, and I remember how mad

973
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: she was and how we didn't talk about it. She

974
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: just turned it off and we never talked about it.

975
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: So it wasn't like it opened up a discussion. It

976
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: just shamed my mom, which, if you've ever tried, shaming

977
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: doesn't work with people trying to get people sober or anything.

978
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: It just doesn't work. Um, And you know, it backfires

979
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: for a while though. She was so embarrassed that she

980
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: didn't drink and it. But that's why I get triggered

981
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: by these things where you're like, oh, you can just

982
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: delete it from your memory because it's deleted from you.

983
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:53,760
Speaker 1: Remember how you responded to that person that said these

984
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: things like oh I do like you did you write yeah, no,

985
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 1: it's in my phone? Did you right back? Um? It's

986
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: so nice to hear that. Um. I feel the same way. Yeah,

987
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: like I I felt. So you responded positively, like I

988
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: could see him deleting it because you were like, yeah,

989
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling that or whatever. But if you responded positively, yeah,

990
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: even if I said no, don't delete it. Just be

991
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: accountable accountable. Here's the other thing going back to that article,

992
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: because you said about compassion, is that that's how you

993
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: finally figure it out with an X. You don't you

994
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: don't point fingers, you don't tell them. You literally have

995
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: a conversation that's compassionate, and that's the way to get

996
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: answers of whether they're still into you, whether it's over,

997
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: and then you can move on. But it has to

998
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: come from a place of like from your heart can

999
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,720
Speaker 1: tell you. Yeah, I know, we gotta get some more news,

1000
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: but I feel like this is just important. It's got it.

1001
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: The other day, UM, I got a email from one

1002
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: of my exes, and if you are a Nicky Glazer

1003
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: fan from back in the day, you know the story.

1004
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: I've been telling it for years. Dated guy who's a rapper,

1005
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: and he broke up with him because we were long distance,

1006
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: and I just like wasn't feeling he liked he was

1007
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: capable of loving me, and he was a really good person,

1008
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: and it freaked me out and I was I was

1009
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: an alcoholic, I was blaming, I was all the things,

1010
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: hiding from all these things from him, and UM hated

1011
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: myself and the fact that he loved me really gross

1012
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: me out, and I became repulsed, honestly and broke up

1013
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: with him. But it was convenient because I was starting

1014
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: my MTV show. I had like we were long distance.

1015
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: He was in l A And I was in New York,

1016
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: and I broke up with him. It's felt amicable. The

1017
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: next a month later, he was supposed to do a

1018
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 1: show with me Open for Me on the road, and

1019
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 1: I said, let's we're still friends. Just come to the show.

1020
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: I was thinking, maybe we'll hook up. He goes to

1021
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: the show, he tells me he wrote a song about me,

1022
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: which he had done before. He wrote a song about

1023
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: a rap song about how cute I slept. He's a

1024
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: great rapper. His name is Acture when he's went by

1025
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: m C. Mr Napkins back in the day, but he's

1026
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: he was so fucking hot. I pursued him for so

1027
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 1: long I finally got him. He is brilliant and so

1028
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: he's such a good rapper. And it's always like funny

1029
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: for me to say I dated a white rapper, but

1030
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: it's it's no joke, Like I I was attracted to

1031
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 1: him because he was so talented, and um, it stands

1032
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: that way kind of ahead of a curve too, I mean,

1033
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: this is pre Is this after eminem? Oh yeah? I

1034
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: mean how old do you think I am? Um? So anyway,

1035
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: he did. He wrote a rap song about me and

1036
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: told me, hey, do you mind me performing this on

1037
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: the show? And I thought we were cool even though

1038
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: we're broken up. I said, yes, do it. He did

1039
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: a song about how I had bad breath one time,

1040
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: an entire song about how I had really terrible breath

1041
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: one time after I eat the salad drunkenly, and we

1042
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 1: were making out and it was humiliating, and the audience

1043
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: was like puking in their seats. They didn't know what

1044
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: was about me, but I did. And it was so

1045
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: embarrassing because I told Emmy Blotneck, who was opening for

1046
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: me too, we're in the back and I go he

1047
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: wrote a song about me, and she's like, oh my god.

1048
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: So I cried. I go in the back, I cry.

1049
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: I have my caplan set to cry. And then I

1050
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: go up in headline and he got off stage and

1051
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: I said, don't ever talk to me again. I never

1052
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: want to speak to you again the rest of my life.

1053
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: And he tried and tried, and I go, please know that, literally,

1054
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, never a word to me again harshly,

1055
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 1: do you think looking back, because it was just, it

1056
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 1: was just it was set out to hurt me. He

1057
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: had written that song to hurt me because he was hurt,

1058
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: and it felt so deliberate, so it felt like a

1059
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: slap in the face. Honestly, it felt like abuse where

1060
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: it's like you can't hit me even once, like you

1061
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: took you, you wound your arm up and you decided

1062
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 1: to hit me. It was it was calculated. It wasn't

1063
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: just like a flip. He goes, you write jokes about guys.

1064
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: I go, it takes me two seconds to write a joke.

1065
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: You said at a cafe and tried to rhyme dumpster

1066
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: mouth with helps her out, you know, Like he had

1067
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: to go to rhyming dictionary to write this whole thing

1068
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: and it was really a good song. And he said,

1069
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: I'll never do it again. He wrote me this email

1070
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: he was like, and I didn't forgive him. Years later

1071
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: he wrote me on Yam Kapoor. He is Jewish. He's

1072
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: a lovely Jewish man with a a mom, single mom,

1073
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: raised by a single mother, rabbi mother, really spiritual, just

1074
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: a good person. He's vegan. He was vegan before anyone

1075
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: was vegan, and just for ethical reasons. Good person and

1076
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,959
Speaker 1: he Um he wrote me in the pole are asking

1077
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: me for forgiveness about five years later, and I said, yeah, yes,

1078
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: I will forgive you. And all of a sudden I

1079
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: was able to listen to rap again. I was like happy.

1080
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be friends with him. I just

1081
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: go I forgive you from a distance. I didn't really

1082
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: forgive him because I was still really a diseased person's

1083
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: probably still in my eating disorder. I think I wasn't. Oh,

1084
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 1: and I quit drinking two nights before this wrap thing

1085
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: it happened, so I had nowhere to put my hatred

1086
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: for him. I couldn't booze it up. I just hated him,

1087
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: and I made it my goal to ruin his life

1088
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: because I felt so hurt by him, and so not

1089
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: ruin his life, but made him feel the pain forever

1090
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 1: of what he did to me in that moment, which

1091
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. It was actually funny. It made for

1092
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: a lot of podcast content. So anyway, Noah to get

1093
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: to the point, uh final thought for like Hardy at

1094
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: the end of the show, Um, he wrote me the

1095
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: other night, and so I revoked the forgiveness. By the

1096
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: way them before forgiveness, I took it back because he

1097
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: went on Pete Holmes as you made it weird and

1098
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: talked about it if you want to listen to the

1099
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: story from his perspective of Zachar went on, you made

1100
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: it weird, and he did not want to tell the story,

1101
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: and Pete like made him tell it. So it was

1102
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: kind of rude of me to get mad at him

1103
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: about that because he was kind of coaxed and telling

1104
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: it again he opened the wound. I was like, fuck

1105
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: you wait, how did you revoke it? Did you send

1106
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: an email? No? I just said I said it out

1107
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: loud on every podcast because I go, I'll stop talking

1108
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: about on podcasts. I was mouthing off about it for years,

1109
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: and I go, you know what, I'm gonna get over

1110
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: this and just move on. And then I go revoked

1111
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: and I started talking about him again. He wrote me

1112
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: he heard me on Comedy Bang Bang, which is Scott

1113
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: Ackerman's podcast. He heard me, and he goes he wrote

1114
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: me and said, hey, I heard you on CBB and UM,

1115
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: I loved it, and it sounds like you're doing really

1116
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: well if you ever wanted to, you know, bury the hatchet,

1117
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: so to speak. He kind of said, I would love to.

1118
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: I wrote back instantly and said, yes, here's my number,

1119
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: let's connect. I am so I have so many apologies

1120
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: to give you. And then he texted me. I go

1121
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: at first, I was like, how is your life? How

1122
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: are you? He's like, I'm good. I'm like, I've been

1123
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: good too, but we haven't talked in ten years, so

1124
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: I've been through ups and downs, but right now I'm good,

1125
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: and I go. He goes, if you ever want to

1126
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: talk on the phone. I couldn't really talk at times

1127
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: cleaning my room and he lives in l A. And

1128
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: I was like, we could get together. I go, let

1129
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: me just do this. So I wrote an entire apology,

1130
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: a tower of a twin tower of text uh and

1131
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: took an accountability for all of my parts in it.

1132
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 1: Not once did I say you shouldn't have done this

1133
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: or whatever. I explained why it triggered me. I was like,

1134
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: I was an alcoholic at the time. I felt an innate,

1135
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: disgusting nous inside my body. So for someone who have

1136
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: kissed me and said I tasted like a dumpster, it

1137
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: was just the worst thing that it was just a

1138
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: bad It was a perfect storm of things. And I said,

1139
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: I made it a sport to hate you for nine years.

1140
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: It was fun for me, and it was gross that

1141
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: I did that. And I just apologized. And he wrote back,

1142
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: like we are, I go, Zack, we are better off

1143
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 1: than if we were best friends right now, Like the

1144
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: love I have for you is so and appreciation, like

1145
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: I have a new friend in my life, the twin Tower.

1146
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: Let me just read it, because this is this is

1147
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 1: how you apologize. I know, no, I'm sorry. We're skipping

1148
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: the news today, so he I didn't even saw his

1149
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: number yet, but here he goes, He goes, this is

1150
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 1: what I said to him. Um, I said, I will

1151
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: def tell you all of this in person. Would be

1152
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: happy to get on a call someday, but for now,

1153
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: I'll just say it felt great to hate you off

1154
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: and on for the past nine years. I'm embarrassed and

1155
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: sad to admit that, but it's true. I was not

1156
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: a mature person, and your a scapegoat for all of

1157
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: my rage. I'm really sorry for anything I did to

1158
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: make you feel alienated or shame because I used to

1159
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: I'd see him at like jfl in Montreal, and I

1160
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: was like the toast of the town that year, so

1161
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: everyone was friends with me. He would walk in the

1162
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,760
Speaker 1: room and I would like turn my back, so everyone

1163
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: would then turn. I mean, I was a bully to

1164
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: this guy. I was so hurt. I said it wasn't fair.

1165
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: I did not have other means of coping with my

1166
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: lack of self worth. I quit drinking five days before

1167
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: that show, so it was easy and fun and soothing

1168
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: for me to pin it all on you and that

1169
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: stupid song. I was definitely an alcoholic when we dated.

1170
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm still and struggled with feeling innately gross. So I

1171
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: just think that song was just my biggest fears come

1172
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: to life. You had no idea that would be my response.

1173
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: Neither did I. I was such a baby, And although

1174
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 1: I still think the whole story is so funny, I'm

1175
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: no longer filled with venom for you. And I'm so

1176
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: sorry it took me so long, damn long to get

1177
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: to this place, and I'm sorry you were the one

1178
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: who had to reach out first. I do remember for

1179
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: giving you via email once and then revoked it. What

1180
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: I heard you on Pete's podcast L O L, which

1181
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: should not have set me off like it did. But

1182
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: I guess back then I just wasn't ready to realize

1183
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: my part in all of it. And now I know

1184
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: you can't move on from something until you do. So

1185
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm there now and I'm ready to move on if

1186
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: you are. And I would like permission now to read

1187
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: Zack's response foots. He said, I except any and all

1188
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: apologies you want to make, and I appreciate you saying

1189
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: everything you said here. I'm definitely going to need to

1190
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: reread it and absorb it. Man, this all feels like

1191
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: ancient history, but it's also so fresh. But I think

1192
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: the thing I really want to say is that I'm

1193
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: so unspeakably sorry I wrote and performed that song. It

1194
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: was such an awful mistake. I felt cringe cringely terrible

1195
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: about it ever since that night. And while there may

1196
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 1: have been some perfect stormy circumstances that made everything play

1197
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: out as badly as it did, I am so sorry, Nikki.

1198
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: I just owe you the biggest, most abject apology. I

1199
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: also had so much growing up to do, and I

1200
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: was really sad and confused about my life when we

1201
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 1: were dating, and it just added up to some terrible

1202
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 1: decision making. It was just such a bad, ugly incident.

1203
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 1: You're right, it's also it's hilariously bad. And I played

1204
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 1: such a central role in setting off, in its setting off,

1205
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 1: And I honestly feel so grateful that neither of us

1206
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: died of COVID or some dumb ship before I got

1207
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: to apologize like this. I'm also good about us, especially

1208
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: now that I've had got and to say this and

1209
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,880
Speaker 1: ready to move on to thank you for reading this,

1210
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: Maya Kulpa, and for receiving my email and text so

1211
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: graciously today. I always thought you were so funny and

1212
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 1: cool and terrific, and it makes me feel really good

1213
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: to know that we have grown up and can be

1214
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: at least basically cool with each other. It's really wonderful.

1215
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: Thank you. That is how you forgive. And then I

1216
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 1: blocked him because I don't want to see my ex like, yeah,

1217
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 1: you deleted delete that right now. He has a new

1218
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,280
Speaker 1: girlfriend now and his life is great. I was just like, okay,

1219
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: but I'm still what if you just wrote back to

1220
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: that whole thing? Are you brushing now? Are you? Man?

1221
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: My breath did really stink that time I remembered the

1222
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: kiss that he wrote about were you backstage going like this?

1223
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: I mean, the rest of my life has been going

1224
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: like that. That was the news. Sorry I hijacked it,

1225
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: but I think it helps some people. I think so

1226
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: for sure. Sorry, there's an ape because I think I

1227
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: should definitely be uh, song lyrics for you. You know what.

1228
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: That's what Jeff Tweetie said. When you write song lyrics,

1229
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 1: go through record conversations and just take out bits of

1230
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: pieces what you were you were writing almost sounded like

1231
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: a song, a rhythm to thank you. I might I

1232
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: might do that like that, I'll write a song about

1233
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: my bad breath song. Okay, let's get to reddit dump. Oh,

1234
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: I've got some really good ones today, you guys, and

1235
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: thank you so much to the Nikki Glazer subreddit that said,

1236
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: um does anyone else follow subreddits that Nikki talks about

1237
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: on the reddit dump? And I just like felt so seen?

1238
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: So I love this. There's a couple of things here

1239
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: for you, Andrew, but this one I thought would be

1240
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: fun for us all to play. Pull up your phones,

1241
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: get this one ready, and pull up your Google history.

1242
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this one next, but for now, just

1243
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: pull it up so we can get it ready. I'm

1244
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,879
Speaker 1: just gonna share one in the meantime where we're looking

1245
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: that up. Um ask reddit. This one is from ask reddit.

1246
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: That is one of my favorites. If you're not subscribed

1247
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: to that and you're on Reddit, you're crazy. Um it

1248
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,959
Speaker 1: said what hobby will you never understand? And someone said,

1249
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: this is a great comment. Listen to this. Someone said,

1250
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm pretty I'm a pretty bad golfer, showing no real

1251
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: signs of improvement, and I'm absolutely addicted to it. I

1252
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: have no explanation. And then someone else commented like Charles

1253
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: bark Like Charles Barkley goes from being one of the

1254
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: best athletes in the world in ball then decides to

1255
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: spend much of his free time being one of the

1256
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: worst golfers on the planet. The allure must be crazy.

1257
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: And this is what someone said to that, which I

1258
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: thought was just all such Andrew stuff. As a dilatant

1259
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: golfer myself, my personal opinion is and could be of

1260
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: a couple of things. One the allure of that one

1261
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: good shot in twenty where everything comes together and you

1262
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: hit the perfect shot. Spending time with good friends outside

1263
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: in nature, shooting the ship and enjoying life. So golf

1264
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: is a walk in the park with friends and sometimes

1265
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: you hit a ball happily addicted for forty one years,

1266
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: and someone says, this is what I've compared it with comedy.

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00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: What she touched on before. This is another comment. What

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00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: I tell people who have never played is that once

1269
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: you hit that first really well struck shot and it

1270
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: goes high and far, the first time you kill, essentially

1271
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,480
Speaker 1: it's like a drug. You just can't wait to try

1272
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: and replicate that feeling. Still love to play after thirty

1273
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,439
Speaker 1: plus years. Is that nailing it for you? I mean yeah.

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00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 1: I just think about the arrogance of like someone that's

1275
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: unbelievable out of sport and then being tear ble. I

1276
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: mean like like Charles Barkley being like I fucking played

1277
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: in the n b A. I played in the hardest

1278
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: sport possible and I can't hit a little white golf

1279
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: ball dred yards, this little bit a game that fat

1280
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: old men can easily do, or like tiny little Asian women.

1281
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: I would play golf with baseball players in college and

1282
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: I would beat them and they would be like, oh good,

1283
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: you're You're still drunk the night before because they're so

1284
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: arrogant golf. You need to let go of all that ship.

1285
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: That's why it's a beautiful sport. Here's a hobby that

1286
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: someone said they don't understand, and I will co sign

1287
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: on this big time. People that entirely redecorate and refurbish

1288
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: their homes every year costs a fortune, time wasted, and

1289
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: you never have a home you can live in as

1290
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: it's always in a state of change. Holla fucking Louilla

1291
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: on that one. All right, I really agree. I don't

1292
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: under I don't want to marry someone who does that.

1293
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: I can't be with someone who loves to redecorate. I

1294
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: don't get it. Just I just want to buy a

1295
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 1: house and it be done. I hate redecorating, but I

1296
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: do understand people love it. Okay, this is the is

1297
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: also an ask credit this why I asked you to

1298
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: pull up your phones. The last person you searched up

1299
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: on Google has sex with you? Who would it be?

1300
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: Who's the last person searched? I know I searched, but

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00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: it's because of one of the articles. It's fine, all right,

1302
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, I mean I really left

1303
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: that red one. Oh my god, Noah, who who do

1304
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: you have? One person you're like a guitar son. But

1305
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. No. The last person I looked up was

1306
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: a Stai Perel st Perel because she has a new

1307
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: game out and I wanted to figure out how to

1308
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: get it a game. She has a game. I esther Perel.

1309
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: If you don't know who that is. She is a doctor,

1310
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: a sex therapist, couples sex therapists, and one of the

1311
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: leading thinkers and minds about sex and relationships. And she's

1312
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: taught us so much. She has great books called The

1313
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: State of Affairs and Meeting in Captivity. And now she

1314
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: has a new game called Boggle Pro. Uh Like, she

1315
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: just has a new board game out. It's called Where

1316
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: Should We Begin? Oh, that's the neighbor of her podcasts. Great. Oh,

1317
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: I want to check that out. Do you play the game?

1318
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: I'll tell you only have a couple of minutes. Well

1319
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: we'll learn it. Laer Mine is Olivia Mann and John

1320
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: mullaney because I decidedn't actually Olivia John Mullaney. So um

1321
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: they There was a picture of them in People magazine

1322
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: eating lunch together and looking like they were having fun.

1323
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: It's obviously staged picture of them enjoying themselves, but Um,

1324
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: they're dating, so I'm gonna sunk both of them and

1325
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: that's exciting for me. Um, thank you. So here, Uh,

1326
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: who would you rather fun between the two of them? Um,

1327
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 1: Olivia because she's into the same stuff I'm into. Uh

1328
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: just look up what she made for Chris Pine back

1329
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: in the day, the um in the pictures that she

1330
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: wrote on Oh boy. Um all right, I'm just gonna

1331
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: say that here is Uh, this is so funny, Andrew,

1332
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 1: and I want to know if this is like a

1333
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: very well known sports thing. This said, this is our videos,

1334
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: as the separate videos that were getting the sports on

1335
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. This is everything and this is your sports moment. Uh.

1336
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: Six years ago yesterday, says someone on videos they're posted,

1337
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: this is the caption and six years ago yesterday, entirely unprompted,

1338
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: Bob costas famous St. Lewis and by the way, he

1339
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: made the top fifties St. Louis. There's a list yesterday,

1340
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 1: by the way, Riverfront Times, the cool newspaper in town

1341
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: fifty the fifty most famous people from St. Louis. Ever, not,

1342
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm not on it, and I believe you, I wouldn't

1343
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: think that I would be on it until I saw

1344
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: the list, and I deserve to be in the top

1345
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: ten because there's no it's nellie such as the entertainer me,

1346
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: John Ham, Carly kloss Uh, Kimmy Schmidt, Chuck Berry is

1347
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: not from here. Um Maya Angelo is from I mean

1348
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: it's but it drops off around eleven, so sharply. And

1349
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: I'm so I only got alerted to it because people

1350
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: go wears Nicki Glazer, So thank you on that. So

1351
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: six years ago today, entirely unprompted, Bob Costas this is

1352
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: so funny descended on Pedro's strop Strope Okay, descended on

1353
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: Pedro Strope with the most unnecessarily savage pieces of commentary

1354
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: in baseball history. So I guess Pedro Stroop made some

1355
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: kind of bad sports moment, right, And this is Bob

1356
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: costas Uh talking about it as Pedro walks to the

1357
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: dugout after what he did. I hate golf balls. With

1358
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: Bob Costas you did, it all comes full circle. I've

1359
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 1: seen him at Walgreens', on his on his way in.

1360
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 1: Strop is on his way out. Okay, Strope is pointing.

1361
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: He's a guy walking to He's on his way out.

1362
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 1: He's pointing at the sky, kissing this s guy and

1363
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: pointing up to the sky. Okay, as Bob saying this,

1364
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: as he's walking back okay, on his way in. Strope

1365
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: is on his way out, pointing towards the heavens. We

1366
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: can only ask Laura Wonder that he is asking some

1367
01:02:54,280 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: departed relative for forgiveness for this atrocious performance. What the

1368
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:05,120
Speaker 1: hell was that? I want to ask Joe book about this?

1369
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 1: Is this like legendary of like so because he did

1370
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: something bad in the outfield and is being brought in.

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01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: Bob Gustus thinks that he's pointing in heaven to ask

1372
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Speaker 1: a dead relative for forgive. I mean, that is wild,

1373
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: that's wild. Okay, we gotta get out of this. I mean,

1374
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? I mean, it's a

1375
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 1: very common thing for people. But the response fantastic, so

1376
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: so freaking cute. I can't even stand it. This is

1377
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: how you talk to children. I'm obsessed. There's this guy,

1378
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: I guess on TikTok and they they repost it. This

1379
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,680
Speaker 1: is on the subreddit made me smile, and it's this

1380
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: guy talking to little black kids. I just have to

1381
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: be honest that they are the accused little bla kids.

1382
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 1: He's a black guy, and he's asking them if they're smart.

1383
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: And then he asked him a question which they're all poppy,

1384
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: by the way, and the way he says, the way

1385
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: when they answer it wrong. How This is how you

1386
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: answer a child when they're wrong. Okay. And he's not lying,

1387
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: by the way. This is why I love this so much.

1388
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: He never lies to them and says they're right. You

1389
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: know who is Shakespeare? Oh? Wait, huh is it? Are

1390
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 1: you smart? Who is Shakespeare? Oh? It's my cousin, your cousin.

1391
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: And there's your cousin. That's my cousin. There's both about cousins. Okay,

1392
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: good job? Your bread a glory? Are you smart? Okay?

1393
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: Now I'm miss bilingual queen. We hear you. What do

1394
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: you eat at the picnic? Hamburgers? Hamburgers? Who makes them?

1395
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: Do you see in your meat? Glory? Ain't coming to

1396
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: your cookout ever? I ain't coming. I ain't ever come

1397
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 1: to your cookout. You're seeing your meat? Okay, good job, Jaden?

1398
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: Are you smart? What country do we live in? The hood? Okay?

1399
01:04:55,360 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: Good job, him saying, him saying good job. This is

1400
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: the cutest one, him saying good job instead of No,

1401
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: that's wrong, is the I mean, let's listen to that

1402
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: as like parents, Like, it's teaching me how to deal

1403
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: with my nieces and a niece and nephew and how

1404
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: to really like talk to them and not lie. I

1405
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: don't like lying to children. Final thought, good job, are

1406
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 1: you smarty? What do you put in a balloon to

1407
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: make you float? Ahnckey? Well he got like some magical

1408
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: powers to make balloons flow to something? Yeah, I mean,

1409
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: good job. Like the kid just says some nonsense, it

1410
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: turns it into like a dancer. Well, he's not shifting

1411
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: on creativity. Yes, it's creative, and so then it allows

1412
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: them to feel free to say things that necessarily they

1413
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: wanted in the future. But at what age do you go,

1414
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 1: Shakespeare's not your cousin, Like, at what is it? Probably

1415
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: they probably actually do have a cousin named Shakespeare. It's

1416
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 1: a good name. It's a great name. Yesterday the kids

1417
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: came over, My niece and nephew came over and uh,

1418
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,919
Speaker 1: unannounced it like I didn't. My mom was over helping

1419
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 1: me hang stuff and put up furniture and work on

1420
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: hanging myself someday and just finding a good Uh what

1421
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: was what was it anything in our kids? You my god,

1422
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: that's so nice. Um, the kids stopped over with my sister.

1423
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 1: My sister just needs goddamn break, you know, she just

1424
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 1: wants to share the and my mom's like we had

1425
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: worked to do with the kids. Came over and like,

1426
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 1: this bitch deserves a break. I go, Lauren, you come

1427
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 1: over anytime you want to. And I did feel bad

1428
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 1: for you because you don't sign up to be as

1429
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: my roommate, Like you got to play with the kids,

1430
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: and like, I had a breakthrough with both your kids.

1431
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they love you so much. The pictures

1432
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 1: I took of Andrew and the kids, I like, I

1433
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: was looking at my phone and I'm pulling up my

1434
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,959
Speaker 1: pictures and they just I have all these pictures. You guys,

1435
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: you're really good with kids. Like anyone who would want

1436
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: like to you his husband material or like dad material,

1437
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: like would swoon with you with kids. I give Andrew

1438
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: one year and four months, and he's going to be

1439
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 1: a dad? What what nine months? Like that means he's

1440
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: going to get someone pregnant soon or you mean like

1441
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: months from now? Okay, one year and nine months. Utilize

1442
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: an egg on year nine months, it's going to be

1443
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 1: premature based on what you just said before you added,

1444
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: you didn't add nine months to well, Andrew was a

1445
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 1: PREMI so that's true. We just found that out and

1446
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 1: didn't know he was a premium. I mean I don't

1447
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what considered a premium. You're eight pounds

1448
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: eight ounces, your your big old premium boy. It's so

1449
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: funny though, you were saying that about the kids, because

1450
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 1: I Augie had money and we gave him a dollar,

1451
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 1: and I go, you put that dollar in the bank,

1452
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 1: tomorrow's two dollars. The next day it's one point eight

1453
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: million dollars. And my sister in Lauga's that's you don't

1454
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 1: just say that to a kid. Yeah, that's like Santa.

1455
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 1: It was like a joke. But I realized, like no,

1456
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 1: like he's just gonna take me, you know what I mean,

1457
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: Like yes, like they don't understand. I mean, obviously that

1458
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 1: joke's not great anyways, and he doesn't really understand what

1459
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,800
Speaker 1: one point eight million means, you know, and comparison to

1460
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 1: two dollars. But yeah, I I if I ever have kids,

1461
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the Santa Lie. I just won't. I

1462
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 1: just um I'm going to say that there is this

1463
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 1: thing that we all like to like celebrate that I

1464
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: still like Santa even though he's not real, Like I

1465
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 1: still like the festivity of like there's this jolly man.

1466
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: I'll be like, they're a bunch of dumb A lot

1467
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 1: of parents lie to their kids and pretend like this

1468
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: man comes down to chimney. It's honestly very ridiculous. You

1469
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: should always be skeptical about anything and adult tells you,

1470
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 1: especially when it defies physics and logic. And I'll say

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Speaker 1: Christmas is awesome because we spend time together as a family.

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Speaker 1: You get gifts because that's just what are cult because

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01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,800
Speaker 1: of capitalism, and mom and Dad are gonna buy it

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01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: for you. And if you want us to pretend like

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01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,280
Speaker 1: Santa did it, we can do that. And I'll totally

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01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 1: believe and we can just you know, like you make

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01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: believe when you watch a movie that this is a

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01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 1: real world. You suspend disbelief. Why can't we do that

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01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 1: with Santa. But it's going to be your choice, and

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01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 1: he'll be too and can't talk, so that'll be a

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01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: little confusing. I'll say one point eight million dollars could

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01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 1: be years and three days if you put away this tooth,

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01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,600
Speaker 1: that the tooth fairy is going to give you a

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01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: dollar four. But what if my only worry about that.

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01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 1: Let's say to the kids, Yeah, let's call the kids

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01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: at school, and then you get a call the next

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01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 1: day and have to deal with that. I don't care.

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01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 1: I'll say you we need to stop this. I will

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01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,680
Speaker 1: say that, you know, I'll say to my I'll say

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01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 1: to my kid, I'll go listen, um, And I know

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01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: this is hard for them to undertain, but I'll be like,

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01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 1: this is this is something that people believe in and

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01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: we have to respect it. It's kind of like Jesus,

1494
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: like you need to respect people's religions or their beliefs in.

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01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: One of those might be Santa. And you know, like

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01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: my I was an atheist as a child. I didn't

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01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 1: go to school and go, God is not real, my

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01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 1: dad said, So, you know, like I could understand that

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01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: other people can believe something I don't and Santa is

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01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: that the host thing? And also as a parent, I

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01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 1: want credit for my mom. Would I'm Jewish? I knew

1502
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 1: Santa wasn't I didn't you know it wasn't real, but

1503
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 1: you didn't go spoil it for kids because you were

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01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:13,320
Speaker 1: the only Jewish kid at school and you're just trying

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01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 1: to fit in. He didn't. I didn't want to get

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01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 1: thrown in a locker again just because I said Jesus

1507
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 1: isn't the Messiah. We gotta go. I don't want this

1508
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,640
Speaker 1: podcast to be over. I have to go to the

1509
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: Orthodonis now and get my teeth scam so I can

1510
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,200
Speaker 1: continue in visible line, and so that's eventually someone loves

1511
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: me more. I don't know. You've had a visible line

1512
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: for a while now, since two thousand sixteen, when I

1513
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: broke up with my ex boyfriend, who I mean like

1514
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: a record for them their breakup braces. Um, they were

1515
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: supposed to be done by February. I got him in

1516
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 1: October of two sixteen, and I was supposed to have

1517
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 1: them out by March two seventeen. You guys, it's crazy. Um,

1518
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 1: that's like me with my braids. My braises would break

1519
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 1: and they ruined my teeth. More. Are you in visiline

1520
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: making your teeth work? No, they're slightly better, but they

1521
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:01,639
Speaker 1: are moving about. And I've believe I've committed this much.

1522
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 1: I would like us smile. I've only wanted to fix

1523
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 1: one little thing, and they can't seem to do it.

1524
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 1: And I believe in Gina Auto at Auto Orthodonis, and

1525
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 1: she's gonna hook me up. She also's gonna hook me

1526
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 1: up with I'm going to get botox and maybe a

1527
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 1: little bit of filler in my lips, A little little

1528
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 1: little little bit a filler in my lips, but definitely

1529
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: some bobo. Can I ask when they say when's the

1530
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 1: when's the finished date for your teeth? What did they

1531
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 1: tell you? Um? Probably when the oceans rise, I'll be

1532
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: literally canoeing to my next Orthodonis like I'll be doing

1533
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,720
Speaker 1: it the rest of my life. I'll be buried with

1534
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:39,560
Speaker 1: these Invisiline in my cold, dead mouth, like dog tags

1535
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 1: on a battlefield they're from. It's just wild. But you

1536
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: know what everyone's doing in Visiline. There's no reason not

1537
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: devastrate smile. If you want one, you can go get it.

1538
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 1: If you have the money for it, of course, um,

1539
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: but it guess what what I tell the people who

1540
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 1: have already a good mouth like Brenna is not gonna

1541
01:11:57,640 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 1: love you more if you fix your teeth. You know

1542
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: you might get more commercial work, but you don't want

1543
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 1: commercial and I guess what you might not because people

1544
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:10,280
Speaker 1: with like those fake smile they look so good man

1545
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 1: likes like it looks really now, I'm just kidding the guys.

1546
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,800
Speaker 1: I just don't want. I don't want Ryan's Seacrest teeth

1547
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 1: on some on every man like on my on my

1548
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: kind of I don't know, it doesn't fit me. Do

1549
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 1: it if you want, But I just know that my

1550
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 1: tooth being straight or is not going to change anything

1551
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 1: in my life. It's just I gotta drive to Fenton

1552
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 1: and I gotta borrow your car because I threw my

1553
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 1: keys in the trunk last night. Talk about five literal

1554
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,880
Speaker 1: final thought. Noah, yesterday I thought of the besties. I

1555
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,439
Speaker 1: was going in my trunk to get a toy out

1556
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:41,679
Speaker 1: for art low Um. I didn't want him to see

1557
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: all the other toys in my trunk, so I quickly

1558
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: shut it, even though I was like, I hope I

1559
01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:45,960
Speaker 1: didn't put my keys in there. Of course I left

1560
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: my keys in there. Got locked out of my car.

1561
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:50,040
Speaker 1: My car is locked. It's my mom's car that I'm

1562
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: using ever since I bought our car. It's mine now.

1563
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 1: My sister and mom were there and they go, you

1564
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 1: those are the only keys. Oh my god, and I go,

1565
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,240
Speaker 1: we're not going to freak out about this. There's a

1566
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:02,799
Speaker 1: locksmith I can call. It will be fine. I'm literally

1567
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 1: this is not a big deal. And they're like, my

1568
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: mom goes, okay, I'm following Nikki's vibe. I'm just not

1569
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 1: going to care. And I go, it's my problem. It's

1570
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 1: one call. It'll cost me a couple hundred bucks. It's fine.

1571
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 1: And it was just like not an issue when that

1572
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: locking your cuson car and I know this is a

1573
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,960
Speaker 1: money thing and like, but it just didn't have to

1574
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 1: It didn't even weigh on my mind. And it could

1575
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,680
Speaker 1: have been me being like, I'm so stupid way to

1576
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: do that, and it just doesn't It doesn't have to

1577
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:28,800
Speaker 1: be that. So I hope you lock your kids in

1578
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 1: your car today and you don't care about it. Thank

1579
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 1: you for listening, and you can read the book the

1580
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:35,880
Speaker 1: Zen Guitar or Zen uh yeah, locking your kids in

1581
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,719
Speaker 1: your car Zen driving to Fenden to get your teeth

1582
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: scan for a tooth thing and your friends, I'm gonna

1583
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 1: change in your friend's car. That's letting you very generously.

1584
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 1: We're gonna go. Thank you so much, you guys we'll

1585
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow in the podcast Don't be out there,

1586
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: and all this Wells