Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, mother Sa guys, Welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of Mothercuckle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Black said,
Speaker 1: I'm never alone. Hey, whoever you are, thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to us. What's your name? Chinese best friend? Mike? I
Speaker 1: think the listeners you have another best friend? Uh no,
Speaker 1: Michael blocks, Um, you have like a Puerto Rican best
Speaker 1: friend friend Filipino best friend. Who's that I've known him
Speaker 1: for fifteen years. You know that's a long time. Where
Speaker 1: is he? Well, he's not here right now. I know that, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: What is what's the game? Well, I gotta maybe a
Speaker 1: new one that's coming later. And your white best friends
Speaker 1: or you just racist white best friends. I haven't found
Speaker 1: him yet, but I have a white best friend. Yeah
Speaker 1: you do. Oh, I've never made him, Michael Black. Dave Steinberg.
Speaker 1: One time you drove me o pretending my personal chauff
Speaker 1: like I'm bridged to. Yeah, I remember that h signed
Speaker 1: the backseat of my own car. But you dropped me off.
Speaker 1: That one looked good. Yeah, it looked real, good man.
Speaker 1: Thanks your president, President Barack Obama. Barack doesn't have a
Speaker 1: rose Ros. He probably buick Skyhark or some ship I mean,
Speaker 1: you're you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Michael Black? I mean,
Speaker 1: nobody ever called me and Elvis Presley, but I appreciate
Speaker 1: the company Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk
Speaker 1: around with you. It's like people screaming everywhere everywhereless people screaming.
Speaker 1: Oh socker. You almost caused a major accident of the
Speaker 1: one on one Freeway. When I was driving with you.
Speaker 1: Over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine
Speaker 1: range Rover, just like me, and he was all he
Speaker 1: was doing was filming of the One on one premiere.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a accident, and
Speaker 1: he got you on tape. That's not a fan, it's
Speaker 1: a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. My. You know
Speaker 1: what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you, we
Speaker 1: could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear a
Speaker 1: guy screaming in the background, and your mothersucker, and then
Speaker 1: all the people what is going on? My fans are
Speaker 1: will that she happens all the time. I could be
Speaker 1: in an airport a bunch of black kids who like
Speaker 1: see me, Hey, you bitch, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: And then a white lady like, what the what am
Speaker 1: I calling about? What? These people are so mean? I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's okay, these are my fans, fans. What do you
Speaker 1: do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your
Speaker 1: pitching city? And but yeah, it's our love man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the
Speaker 1: more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Ye yeah, all my
Speaker 1: friendly more that's more love to show me the worst,
Speaker 1: to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like, that
Speaker 1: guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That
Speaker 1: guy my page, he lives on my page. Those my
Speaker 1: true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from all
Speaker 1: the big fans of other big people. Fact. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a funny. I share birthday with like Tray Songs, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm my one year I went on his trade
Speaker 1: songs page on his birthday and the girl's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Tray Soon, we love you pennies that you
Speaker 1: have pennies, And I come on my page and my birthday, Hey,
Speaker 1: you black crispy fuck, this is on your birthday. This
Speaker 1: is the day your mom shifted you out, you black
Speaker 1: piece of ship. I'm like that motherfucker loved me, right,
Speaker 1: he loves you a lot, a lot of you do anything.
Speaker 1: The High Olympics is coming up into right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a con has been in first place. He want to
Speaker 1: take years in a row. Uh, little Booty is up
Speaker 1: there too, of course, Flavor Flavor is one of you. You
Speaker 1: You snipes lost a couple of years ago, and I'm
Speaker 1: down Cheeto give its third place, So I'm trying to
Speaker 1: win it all this ship. You will finally winning first place.
Speaker 1: You got real good darkness on you. You look like
Speaker 1: you've been swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while.
Speaker 1: What the dolphins gotta do with me? Getting hanging out
Speaker 1: on the ocean, Mike? Okay, thanks man. I think guys
Speaker 1: been together. Oh it's been a good five years. Michae.
Speaker 1: Why did she stay your girlfriend? Chinese Blackford? You scared
Speaker 1: to commit to her? Yeah, after you've proposed on national
Speaker 1: television and I I feel like I'm gonna have to propose.
Speaker 1: You have a ring or you want to borrow? You
Speaker 1: can I borrow your ring? I'll get maybe I'll see
Speaker 1: if I get rather to give that the friendship. I
Speaker 1: gave a promise that a ring before the engagement ring.
Speaker 1: I see if I get if you like, you borrow that,
Speaker 1: Michael Blackson, you had me down clothes, not engagement rings.
Speaker 1: For goodness, gracious, thanks Mike. We could talk about it
Speaker 1: after the show. I'll take it, okay. I got talked
Speaker 1: to Rid because she likes that ring, one of her
Speaker 1: engagement rings, and every ring was like tracking ten percent
Speaker 1: of what the engagement ring called. She liked that rather
Speaker 1: ring better. I'm like a whole lot of money. I
Speaker 1: could have just tricked you and just she likes the
Speaker 1: chief took the ring off her head, watch your sleep
Speaker 1: and just give it to her and the next day
Speaker 1: and just got on my knees and put on her
Speaker 1: other finger. I was gonna propose, Michael Blackson, but after
Speaker 1: seeing your very sweet proposal, I don't think I could
Speaker 1: beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: too I was like, just impress your Chinese people? What
Speaker 1: can you do to impress them? Like, can you like
Speaker 1: eat more rights? I don't know, Michael. Good I'm glad
Speaker 1: you said that because I don't I don't want to
Speaker 1: know Chinese hate crime. People are listening to us right now.
Speaker 1: They have other things to do, like what I don't know,
Speaker 1: probably like making Louis v than bang on the civic mean,
Speaker 1: we're shortage in vehicles right now. COVID. They fun a
Speaker 1: lot of things up. Talk about changing names. Guess who
Speaker 1: changed your name officially? Huh, Kanye West, He's no lock
Speaker 1: a Kanye. He's now ye. Hasn't he always been? Ye?
Speaker 1: Or not? He just by something with no last name,
Speaker 1: just first name. Okay, no, he just he's just the
Speaker 1: name he's he's ye. You just half a name. And
Speaker 1: he also has a half a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that gay haircut looked like he didn't pay his gardener.
Speaker 1: You know when you don't pay your gardener when the
Speaker 1: gardener's things. Stevie want to cut his head or he
Speaker 1: got his hair cut in the dock, you know, Michael
Speaker 1: Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see, but he could hear.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's Barbara cut his head with a Michelle they
Speaker 1: are they probably use the fucking iron Kanye yeasy, ye,
Speaker 1: whatever your fucking name is. Um, get a new barber.
Speaker 1: I think super cuts could get give him a better hair.
Speaker 1: White people here, Chinese best friend. I've never seen no
Speaker 1: goddamn black man's supercut. My first hair cut in the
Speaker 1: United States was Supercuts, Chinese best friend, You're not black?
Speaker 1: Super cuts was my first. How many have you seen
Speaker 1: a black man as supercut? Oh? You know what? Exactly?
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, I lived next to it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to drive by there tomorrow. Take you're right,
Speaker 1: Take any just take a black dog this if they
Speaker 1: would be trying to cut that puppy's hair. You're also Chinese,
Speaker 1: but you're Filipino, Mike amhalf. It's okay, I hope. I
Speaker 1: mean who claim you? Filipinos? Are Chinese niggers who want
Speaker 1: to claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more. Because social
Speaker 1: media is not allowed in China, I might have to
Speaker 1: change my name. Michael. My followers have been stocked for
Speaker 1: two years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers
Speaker 1: in two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time
Speaker 1: I tag you, what happens I lose followers? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: they know that I'm with you, and then they gained
Speaker 1: followers when you don't post anything, and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: where you want to change your name too, Filipino best friend.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing today, Philippino friend, I'm wearing a
Speaker 1: beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael Blocks so much.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure to return it. First time I ever
Speaker 1: went to jail was because of his nigga. But got
Speaker 1: you locked up, but got me locked up. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what happened. You probably had the story cap
Speaker 1: to the story. It was me Kevin Hart Buck Wild
Speaker 1: Um two Gordon, right? We are you put this in
Speaker 1: the toilet? We all driving on what's it? Go to
Speaker 1: New York to do? Um? I think Mike Mike Um,
Speaker 1: one of them comedians, Mike something like UM do his
Speaker 1: room in New York? Right, So we all meet up
Speaker 1: at Winners Winners, aren't you whatever. We all meet up
Speaker 1: there and we decided to get in one car. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I had just got my little tars.
Speaker 1: I don't wanna put miles in my car. keV has
Speaker 1: some bullshit to raise. Buck Buck had like a nice
Speaker 1: maximum like this one will make the road, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, And we decide we're gonna take Buck's car. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this nigga. For some reason, when
Speaker 1: the nigga don't want to drive his own car. That's
Speaker 1: a sun that don't fucking get why I'm the dumb
Speaker 1: retired nigger has picked to drive this nigga's car. I'm driving,
Speaker 1: I think raising the front buck or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: we got bucked and Kevin and back. We're driving to
Speaker 1: New York. Um, you remember the fucking exit scors. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: We're on the turn pike, all us and I see
Speaker 1: state trooper. I don't know why. I get nervous. I
Speaker 1: see the state trooper. Now I'm hitting the brakes. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm up doing our retarded I'm paying on. I
Speaker 1: don't know when it was, way before black lives matters.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I was still nervous and ship right.
Speaker 1: So then this Then the cop around he I think
Speaker 1: he reading the lights in place. You know next, you
Speaker 1: know what? What? What? Pull us over, pulled our guns,
Speaker 1: get out the car, driver, turn around talk I've never
Speaker 1: been pulling before. He makes He said do that, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna way. I'm about to make the wrong turn and
Speaker 1: get the fun shot. He like, put your hands up. Driver,
Speaker 1: lay on the floor. But what did the driver say?
Speaker 1: What the cops said? You used to that ship. What
Speaker 1: did he say out the car? Michael, get out the car, officer,
Speaker 1: mag I ain't saying that part yet, yea, and toray
Speaker 1: like ring off the car, care about the car? The
Speaker 1: next thing you know, they like, I see white get
Speaker 1: out of the car. Like, how to the cops know
Speaker 1: my name? Michael told the cops my real name. You
Speaker 1: fucking realized, did Nigga? He said, if you're fake, roll
Speaker 1: leg got me dropped. So make a long story short, Right,
Speaker 1: you're driving a hot car. You know the cars. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is what happened, and we all did this. Hold
Speaker 1: hold how he's white. But when nobody's going to jail
Speaker 1: for you, let me tell what the funk happened, right,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna jail for you, brock. I was snitch
Speaker 1: on your ass in a hot minute. So yeah, we
Speaker 1: are this nick. There's something we all didn't fill you
Speaker 1: back in the day. When you get out of tickets
Speaker 1: on your car, what do you do? You switched to
Speaker 1: play exactly? You report the place stolen and you still
Speaker 1: get a new plate. Right, but this nigger had a
Speaker 1: plate that that somebody has reported stolen. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He had that plate on his car. So now when
Speaker 1: they read the place it's stolen, then the car stolen.
Speaker 1: So when the when the when the States were ready
Speaker 1: to play, they reported it's like stolen. So the thing,
Speaker 1: the car stolen, they don't realize just a stolen plate.
Speaker 1: So they got the thing. We got a stolen property.
Speaker 1: So they pulled the house and guns whatever all that ship.
Speaker 1: So next year we all in handcuffs and while we're
Speaker 1: in the car. This nigga not only Buck selling fake
Speaker 1: role legs, fake license plates. This nigga was big on
Speaker 1: counterfeit money. This nigga has like a bunch of count
Speaker 1: of money in his pocket. So now he's trying to
Speaker 1: throw the ship in the middle of the road before
Speaker 1: the cops figuring. This nigga life is just fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: It's the worst nigga ever Buck. So all right, so
Speaker 1: we were all the holding, said why this They they
Speaker 1: took the car we in the hall that took us
Speaker 1: to New York was by Nework. Took us the York Holding. Sale.
Speaker 1: We're on the sale. Buck, like yo, Mike, I got
Speaker 1: he still has some money with him, so I got
Speaker 1: this money money, he said, I knew y'all can y'all
Speaker 1: chew this money. He's trying to make us chew to
Speaker 1: make this money disappear, Like, can y'all help me chew
Speaker 1: this money. I'm not nigger. I'm not eating a fucking money.
Speaker 1: I'm not hungry, I ain't chewing the This nigga chewing money,
Speaker 1: Moth green and ship, this crazy buck is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Make a long story show. We all ended up you
Speaker 1: know that was in there for like eight nine hours whatever,
Speaker 1: and we all ended up out because we're storing lights
Speaker 1: and play. I'm like, you know, I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I know when the cops they pulled me over, He's like,
Speaker 1: who are you? I did I'm a comedian. My hair
Speaker 1: shots in the trunk, That's what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1: I'm over to my my head shot is in the trunk.
Speaker 1: I'm the African king of company. And you say all that, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: But that's what Cam said. Everybody had the old story.
Speaker 1: Kevin Cavin is on Facebook, Yeah, right to funk up
Speaker 1: his fingerprints because if I didn't, they would allow me.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so. And the crazy thing about that whole
Speaker 1: story the day we had to go to court and
Speaker 1: Toreyhan having like one and B because it didn't show
Speaker 1: up the court. Me and calv the only one that
Speaker 1: showed up the court. The day had to go to
Speaker 1: court was the same day. This was it was. It
Speaker 1: was the same day I had to come to l
Speaker 1: A and audition for the next Friday. Crazy. So I
Speaker 1: remember that day, me and Card running a car. We
Speaker 1: had to be a court nine o'clock and everyone who
Speaker 1: did court, I'm gonna cab drove back to the airport.
Speaker 1: Cab dropped me off at the airport. I caught my
Speaker 1: twoth one flight I remember was when the court nine
Speaker 1: was out of a ten. Made it to Philly back
Speaker 1: like close like toward forty five is and I caught
Speaker 1: one fifty pm to l A to auditions in front
Speaker 1: of the director and the casting agent of the next
Speaker 1: next Friday. So how long you guys been fucking great question?
Speaker 1: Michael brockson, Well, you know we've been together on and
Speaker 1: off about seventeen years now. Rick J was a live
Speaker 1: seventeen years know he was he was no no, So
Speaker 1: let me tell you your wife fights look like go
Speaker 1: to fact check, listen, listen. So what happened was, um,
Speaker 1: it was, it was. It was just fake. When did
Speaker 1: James died? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having
Speaker 1: a fair with you. She was, she was not. That's
Speaker 1: not That's not how that happened at the funeral, are
Speaker 1: you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral
Speaker 1: goodness and and uh you know the way that it
Speaker 1: really was, you know what, that's why people crashed funeral crap?
Speaker 1: You heard a wedding practis also heard of. Women are
Speaker 1: so vulnerable on feneralstage. I did not know. No, I
Speaker 1: actually I am guilty, but I was taking advantage of you.
Speaker 1: I've been burning you. Yes, no, but you know what
Speaker 1: it's It's really deep though, because we have a really
Speaker 1: deep connection. Being a veteran in this industry UM for
Speaker 1: thirty seven years now, you know, it's really hard to
Speaker 1: find UM people that are real, people that really understand
Speaker 1: what it is we go through as entertainers. You know, Mike,
Speaker 1: I always tell you all the time, man, and I
Speaker 1: mean Chinese best to YouTube. And I appreciate you brothers,
Speaker 1: you know, for being so real and being so solid
Speaker 1: because people come and go, you know, they some of
Speaker 1: them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah, even
Speaker 1: recently where a lot of cloud chances out there trying
Speaker 1: to use different reasons it for fame, for fame, man,
Speaker 1: And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing cloud.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I wouldn't even chasing fame. I never asked
Speaker 1: for any of this, you know. I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal
Speaker 1: white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's cool, you know, when you're walking
Speaker 1: somewhere everybody knows your name. But then the problem with
Speaker 1: it is that everybody want everybody knows your name, and
Speaker 1: it always like you came. You wouldn't go where everybody else.
Speaker 1: You want to go where everybody knows your name. You
Speaker 1: need to learn that song about a bit better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it would be really impressive if you learned
Speaker 1: the Chinese. That would be fun. That would be yeah,
Speaker 1: that that that we could do a remake, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but but and then we would mix it with the
Speaker 1: rare condition this day in the age to really good
Speaker 1: dudes on the newspaper page love and tradition of the
Speaker 1: grand designs out of the but there must be some
Speaker 1: magic clue. Sat Chinese best Sea has hidden talents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics. Lady
Speaker 1: say they pulls said, they said was whisky has like
Speaker 1: the hardest song right now? And he got the remix
Speaker 1: with Justin Bieber Michael Blocks. And my thoughts are I
Speaker 1: think you're the one that blew up every affrobeat thing
Speaker 1: in the world. Well, yeah, I had. I showed him
Speaker 1: a lot, because you know, I think I introduced a
Speaker 1: lot of black people to the affrobeat when I played
Speaker 1: in my car the time on on I G and
Speaker 1: you know, not just black people like Chinese people. Yes,
Speaker 1: you too. I only listened to Off for a bit
Speaker 1: right now, sinking you sing any of it? If I
Speaker 1: tell you that I love you, my money, my buddy,
Speaker 1: you little left baby. That's doctor Hey Sauci. You got
Speaker 1: to see him. I don't know. Jack in the build
Speaker 1: in Jack, Welcome to Mothersucker Podcasts. Welcome you recently fight
Speaker 1: on it on it on the Tyson and holy Field
Speaker 1: down here in the Staple Center. No, it was Tyson
Speaker 1: and Roy Jon So that you wonder he was really good, guys.
Speaker 1: That was it was. It was that was an easy fight.
Speaker 1: What the guy? What did the guy would do to
Speaker 1: you to fuck him up that bad? Now he was talking,
Speaker 1: I was actually mad because this dude, he's like a
Speaker 1: club level fighter. He's not on my level. He's not
Speaker 1: a world championship fighter. So that was just like a
Speaker 1: supposed to be easy fight. And he said he was
Speaker 1: talking so much ship at the press conference of so
Speaker 1: you punished it, so you would have took it easier,
Speaker 1: didn't knock him out. I just beat him up, punished
Speaker 1: him for for the whole fight. That's fucked up, man,
Speaker 1: because you could have just knocked him, made it easier
Speaker 1: for him, right, just took a nap, right, Instead, he
Speaker 1: just kept him in the ring and punished him. So
Speaker 1: he went home. Every money he made, every money that
Speaker 1: guy made, he needed to repair his body. Right, that's
Speaker 1: her business. So that's so that's what it is. So
Speaker 1: I think so with a fight that more get the
Speaker 1: appointed pistans to you off, the hardy want to beat
Speaker 1: this motherfucker's the high works, not really because and the
Speaker 1: world class level you can't get mad. You gotta stick focused.
Speaker 1: It's a little different. But this guy who's not that
Speaker 1: was in the world class fight. I'm a world class fighter.
Speaker 1: That guy was a club club level fighter, like he
Speaker 1: fight on small shows and I'll fight on the highest stage.
Speaker 1: You know, but it is what it is. You're not.
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to get mad either, but I just
Speaker 1: he had like he had a guy like broken rape
Speaker 1: or go his road tator pup got sucked up and
Speaker 1: he bladdered infection hys direct to me and last but
Speaker 1: not least a tonk or contusion of the nuts. Mike,
Speaker 1: you should be a freaking announcer and one of those
Speaker 1: thriller fights that commentator. This is what medical terms I
Speaker 1: just use. I'm more of a doctor. When are you
Speaker 1: gonna fight Jake Pole or the other logan pull? Mike
Speaker 1: Tyson actually wanted me to fight one of them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you do it? Or just fight both of them?
Speaker 1: And they can't? Is it legal for you to fight
Speaker 1: a non professional Floyd Smaller but he's retired. But no,
Speaker 1: they don't want to fight me. I'm there's the same
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Speaker 1: I'm active and I'm still you know, I'm not a young,
Speaker 1: but I'm still I mean comparitive, I'm old. But I'm
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be thirty eight next one. You'll beat the
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Speaker 1: I'm a professional fighter. End up my era. About the
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Speaker 1: market themselves. They know they can't mess with a real fighter.
Speaker 1: But theyhed up YouTube basketball player UFC fighters that that
Speaker 1: are old, you know, or smaller. But you know, but
Speaker 1: they're doing a great job to make a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And you know that they they get their name out
Speaker 1: there and people that don't know boxing, they believe in
Speaker 1: that right, so they sell a lot of pay per
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Speaker 1: come with your tongue. You don't not a dick comer.
Speaker 1: You're not a dick comer. Tongue comer. How about you?
Speaker 1: You did come out tongue comer. I'm a dick comer
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Speaker 1: off of the dick is like more, what's easier, It's
Speaker 1: so much more easy, But the dick is like it's
Speaker 1: a different only it's like more like your whole body. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you feel it throughout your whole body, like shaking.
Speaker 1: How about um? I like the dig better, but there
Speaker 1: coming easy. It's easier for easy. You come fast with
Speaker 1: the tongue with the girl eating you out, all your
Speaker 1: men eating you out. How a comment? How about you?
Speaker 1: So it took me years and years to come with
Speaker 1: the dig? Yeah, like I have, I have, I have
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's who talked about it. I'm like, how like,
Speaker 1: how is it possible? So it took me a lot
Speaker 1: of years and I guess the right guy and yeah,
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Speaker 1: but clip basically, how about you same tongue, tongue and fingers,
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Speaker 1: gotta have sex for like at least like three days,
Speaker 1: no junk off nothing if not a cat is really hard.
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Speaker 1: have sex in the first night? Why is that? I want?
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Speaker 1: see his goods, because I gotta make sure, well you
Speaker 1: can find on the first night, nigger. I mean, like
Speaker 1: if it's I don't know, I can't do sex on
Speaker 1: the first night. I want to see what he's all about.
Speaker 1: It's a connection thing for me. I will on like
Speaker 1: the third day, but I want to make him work
Speaker 1: for a little because it's so easy nowadays to get pussy.
Speaker 1: So like I agree with that, agree with you. So
Speaker 1: you want to God, even if you don't think you
Speaker 1: catch Camstree the same night, you can just meet somebody
Speaker 1: and just honestly, like let's be ones, Like we all
Speaker 1: say no, we don't want to have sex at the
Speaker 1: first meet that, right guy, Like, let's be honest. It happens.
Speaker 1: It happened, there's if there's and we should feel bad
Speaker 1: about that ship at all. It's not about feeling bad.
Speaker 1: It's just about you need to make him work too,
Speaker 1: like we work for hours, you know, like come on,
Speaker 1: like you gotta work for it. You gotta work for
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get this pussy for free, like just
Speaker 1: like for free for the pussy already, you know, damn
Speaker 1: not even like it's just like grown enough to say
Speaker 1: that we've tried both ways, Like we've had sex with
Speaker 1: somebody the first night where they don't take you as
Speaker 1: serious as if you make a dude wait for a
Speaker 1: couple of times, kind of learn who they are, because
Speaker 1: nobody's going to show you who they really are on
Speaker 1: the first night after time, Like, shoot, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: I dodged that bullet. Pussy. You didn't deserve it, So
Speaker 1: let the other dude who does deserve it come through
Speaker 1: and show why he deserves it. Sex on the first night. Never. Never,
Speaker 1: you never had a one night stand because never. No,
Speaker 1: it's a connection. It all came back back. If I did,
Speaker 1: probably come back, and if it's only one time, it's
Speaker 1: my choice. I tried to have a one night stand
Speaker 1: back in the day. I was like, I went up
Speaker 1: to the guy, I'm like, let's sunk tonight and he
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what, Like he thought it was a game,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm not going to switch with you.
Speaker 1: I'm like why not? I just said I want to
Speaker 1: have a one night said with you because I want
Speaker 1: to get over somebody else. You can't be my rebound.
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I want to take you
Speaker 1: to dinner and a movie and I'm not gonna suck you.
Speaker 1: And I was so mad. Who was that? I like, man,
Speaker 1: what I just told you? It's crazy. I want to rebound.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you look like you six to you must
Speaker 1: have a big dig because but then I ended up dating,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how about you. I definitely try to
Speaker 1: do one ice stance. But you know, I sometimes I know,
Speaker 1: I get a connection quick and it's like the desire
Speaker 1: of know you shouldn't and then you just go in
Speaker 1: and then you start touching each other, and then you
Speaker 1: just kind of want to and then you don't want
Speaker 1: to makes me want it anymore, like even more, and
Speaker 1: then I end up in a relationship with them. That's
Speaker 1: how it happened to me. Twice. I have been a
Speaker 1: victim of fake um watch. It's a guy with go
Speaker 1: in Philly cup Buck wild Buck. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: it's like nineties. Oh my god, this nick got this think.
Speaker 1: I had me on the payment plan on a fake watch,
Speaker 1: really serious a buck buck. While I'm over here Michael
Speaker 1: Blackson he telling them about the fucking fake watch. Then
Speaker 1: they had me on the payment plan on a fake Rolex.
Speaker 1: When I realized it was fake, I stopped paying. You
Speaker 1: still would at weird it though? Yeah, I kept my wife.
Speaker 1: I was still I was seven. I'm over in l
Speaker 1: A with Michael blacks He telling me you you had
Speaker 1: him on the payment playing for fake rolex. You know
Speaker 1: that ship is true and you fucking but man Ni,
Speaker 1: I hate you Buck, which is the senior Mike took
Speaker 1: me to a college wild like ninety five, and Mike
Speaker 1: got like it was like Michael Blecks and and friend.
Speaker 1: So I'm arguing with Mike, like Mike with my money.
Speaker 1: He's like, motherfucker, you're not yet. And they gave me
Speaker 1: twenty fives right, gave me, gave me twenty five hours, right.
Speaker 1: And then like a month later, I was like, yo, Mike,
Speaker 1: I got these rulies and I saw Mike. He still
Speaker 1: got a little Mike. Mike was like and he told
Speaker 1: me they had me on the payment plan. My dumbads
Speaker 1: painted Nike a hunt hours a week on a fake watch.
Speaker 1: How much he charged you for I don't remember. It
Speaker 1: was definitely like in the UH. He probably could have
Speaker 1: told me he was he was gonna pay him thirty
Speaker 1: five like he was gonna be him thirty five weeks
Speaker 1: for fake I was on the penchil man. I think
Speaker 1: I was my seven when I realized that he burned
Speaker 1: the sh out of somebody told you he was gonna
Speaker 1: pay for thirty five weeks and the thing about it,
Speaker 1: and he got the dudes at the barbershop know this
Speaker 1: ship is fake because it happened at the um as
Speaker 1: you happy when you got to watch Happy in the
Speaker 1: hair company. And I'm like, everybody looking at me like
Speaker 1: I'm just not as snigger but didn't know that. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: y'all know this ship is fake. And nobody said nothing
Speaker 1: to like I want seven hundred and I think either
Speaker 1: Darish Shooter or like Marck Lightfoot somebody. Eventually he said, here,
Speaker 1: Mike man, it looked at just like they want um.
Speaker 1: You got on Gilly got some ship from it was
Speaker 1: gold with the ay week he leaving them where you
Speaker 1: going like, yeah, mother, gonna meet with Buck Painting. They
Speaker 1: got tired of that ship. They like like this ship.
Speaker 1: I gotta be good. I gotta pay this down payment.
Speaker 1: He paid all that ship like a car book cottage.
Speaker 1: He would give me Buck. I'm still mad at you
Speaker 1: right over the book got hit. You want to Rolex, huh,
Speaker 1: we gotta get you to Shu. I'm gonna do that next.
Speaker 1: I just I'm just on this mortain contract. When when
Speaker 1: I'm done that we could do early next year. Wow,
Speaker 1: so he could pay you with thirty five. I don't
Speaker 1: want you know, I don't want no gonna pay me
Speaker 1: in some kind of big corn. I'm good, but I
Speaker 1: can't do it now. What's like, what's the best month
Speaker 1: you have yet? Like during quarantine, whole quarantine? Amazing about
Speaker 1: the house? Off of that? What did you ever make
Speaker 1: a hundred grand a month? Yet? Over Michael Black said,
Speaker 1: do not underestimate my coucid he made more than the
Speaker 1: fucking president. It's the president make a hundred grand a month. No,
Speaker 1: they don't like your compare that makes fucking four hundreds
Speaker 1: a year. That's not no, that makes less. They just
Speaker 1: control more money. But their paycheck. They got the power
Speaker 1: to control billions of dollars. But your paycheck is really
Speaker 1: four hulls a year. You make one of the president.
Speaker 1: Your pussy makes more than they makes more than Brad
Speaker 1: Pitt and Angelina Joe Licombine together. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She didn't say what you mean. She
Speaker 1: makes morning the man that runs the greatest country in
Speaker 1: the world. Okay, her COUCHI is worth more than Joe Biden. Wow,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. And Camela Harris, well, that means
Speaker 1: that made more than a president a year and a month.
Speaker 1: Your agent make more to Kamela Harris, okay, and your
Speaker 1: agent make tempers where you make more than President said
Speaker 1: that is true in one month mothersucker during quarantine. But
Speaker 1: we're not going to talk about that because the RS might.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been shot already. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: get robbed and shot. And then now you know, you
Speaker 1: can go and buy your own house. They're very proud
Speaker 1: of me. I would say, did you know that your
Speaker 1: it's pussy money. I feel like my dad doesn't know,
Speaker 1: but my mom kind of knows. I know because I've
Speaker 1: been on your own life with you before. Your mom
Speaker 1: has been a house and I mean, you don't think
Speaker 1: you're a doctor or nothing, right, No, No, she knows
Speaker 1: that she does. She'll be like, yeah, I support my daughter.
Speaker 1: She's she's twerking on life. When I first started doing Instagram,
Speaker 1: remember I was sucking vegetables and stuff, and my aunt
Speaker 1: called her. It was like your doctor a porn star.
Speaker 1: She's sucking food. She deep trun but the internet and
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm just like, oh my god, mommy,
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, my doctor would never do something
Speaker 1: like that for the internet. Your auntie said that, And
Speaker 1: when your mom said, you give me my money, she's like,
Speaker 1: oh no, she's just dethroughing for the Lord. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know when Jamaican women hit a certain age day all
Speaker 1: about the Lord. Yes, yes there was a Hootie MoMA
Speaker 1: back in the day. But bathing when your mom, your mom,
Speaker 1: probably she loves you to jest. When your parents love you,
Speaker 1: you can't can nothing you like you say about you
Speaker 1: affect them. Like my daughter is a good girl. I
Speaker 1: want to hear it was my mother and my mom.
Speaker 1: Don't my mom, I might have ten bitches. My mom
Speaker 1: thinks I'm the best holy son ever. You know, maybe
Speaker 1: this isn't. I'm just being treated wrong by those ten bitches. Can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do nothing wrong in my mother's eyes because
Speaker 1: I'm only My mom has eight children. Because I'm not
Speaker 1: want to take scale mom, so I keep anybody any
Speaker 1: My brother tries to say about me to my mom,
Speaker 1: she don't want to hear. No, no, no, man, Mike
Speaker 1: just had four something with four bitches. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear. Right, it's a good guy. He's probably praying
Speaker 1: for the women because you're not. You're hitting brother. I
Speaker 1: had a force and Mike, you didn't mean him have it.
Speaker 1: He was forced into it. Four women attack to you
Speaker 1: and started sucking your dick without your permission. I already
Speaker 1: know what happened. You're a good boy, Mike. They just
Speaker 1: grab your balls for no reason. For beautiful women just
Speaker 1: grab your balls and and you're digging balls, Mike. She's
Speaker 1: probably like he was just trying to make me a
Speaker 1: Grandchild's trying to give me a beautiful grandchild. You're hitting
Speaker 1: it as broke as you can broke. Brother, Get out
Speaker 1: of here. Mike is a good child. I want to
Speaker 1: use my money. That's that's kids, just like what Nira
Speaker 1: did with the with that song, doing that that whole
Speaker 1: thing with a Nigerian. What's going to right? But even
Speaker 1: so it's still up temple. You'll still be down to
Speaker 1: read into your that's not put them for me or
Speaker 1: even if you go far back. It's like fella cutie. Right,
Speaker 1: he was making politically, but you still definitely dance like that, Mike.
Speaker 1: Do He he made one. It's called tumble. You had
Speaker 1: nothing else. I was talking about, dick, motherfucker, Mike. I
Speaker 1: thought you were talking about to play with James Berkeley.
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's top we'll name let's name our
Speaker 1: top five afrib artists. Right, Okay, it's tough. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be tough. The top five, and then we will go
Speaker 1: to all of who's to use night number one. Let's go,
Speaker 1: let's just pick five f us. There's no particular order.
Speaker 1: Obviously Bernard Boy, obviously, Wiskid, obviously, David because that's what
Speaker 1: everyone talks about. And then we'll do the other two
Speaker 1: that you think. Me and myself of course obviously I would.
Speaker 1: I would have to say m from East Africa. You
Speaker 1: can put Diamond in there. You can put him in there,
Speaker 1: Diamond from Tanzania, you can kill him in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely top Uh we mean more right, Um, Casper in
Speaker 1: your vest South Africa. Um, there's millions. Ye, she's huge,
Speaker 1: that's not twenty. I mean I'm just then because we
Speaker 1: had like seven, but I've been naming all of them.
Speaker 1: You need to you gotta. You don't know any Chinese's
Speaker 1: friend Mike show Mike. You got to show him more.
Speaker 1: He does I know? I didn't, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I haven't listened to the tons in then girl, maybe
Speaker 1: I've heard this song. I didn't know who it was. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's it's a guy. Yeah, Um, you do you understand
Speaker 1: Swahili barely on the state I ain't heard that a girl,
Speaker 1: so have you heard it? Oh? Keatie's dope. Keatie is amazing.
Speaker 1: How about South Africa? Who named Casper? Here's a guy,
Speaker 1: he's a guy, he's a rapper. I think he's incredible.
Speaker 1: He's a dope performer. Is he better than any other
Speaker 1: guy that did that song? Re saying he's like that
Speaker 1: he had that really hot song right now. Vocalistic vocalistic
Speaker 1: way different, vibe, way different, vibe, way different. But I
Speaker 1: mean Casper does he does. I'm a piano too, but
Speaker 1: he's a rapper, so he does, and then he's a
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it. Casper. Casper has
Speaker 1: performed on like sold out stadiums on his own seventy people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everyone I'm mentioning is like, I've done something pretty pretty.
Speaker 1: What's up, mother Socks? This is your African king up
Speaker 1: comedy Michael Blackson. I'm here to ask you a question.
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Speaker 1: every Tuesday. So me and Me and Sean go way back.
Speaker 1: What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay, I
Speaker 1: remember this one time we had a show in North Carolina. Me,
Speaker 1: you darn you know, DS, you can tell the story.
Speaker 1: Gods Jarred. It was Cocob Brown, I think it was
Speaker 1: on the show, and I forget who else was. So
Speaker 1: after the show, this way before Michael was engaged. You know,
Speaker 1: this is like two thousands to three. So d S
Speaker 1: and uh Mike somehow they got in the saving, but
Speaker 1: they had two groupies they took back to the hotel. Right, So,
Speaker 1: so tells me the story. He said, they in the room,
Speaker 1: the lights out, and d some on one bed and
Speaker 1: Mike and other bed with other girl and said, DS,
Speaker 1: all he heard was the girl and Mike bear and say,
Speaker 1: goddamn girl, come and look at this motherfucker. And she
Speaker 1: said a friend came over and say ship. She said,
Speaker 1: she said you want something that She's like, no, I'll
Speaker 1: just stay over here with him. Only crap Michael blocks on.
Speaker 1: So I did that. That was a funny ship. I
Speaker 1: wasn't in there. I just got to what happened, you know,
Speaker 1: to find them. I'm trying to think going on the
Speaker 1: road back then, like well we I mean, this is
Speaker 1: this is for the day. While making five show wasn't
Speaker 1: making much in twos and three, Michael blocks on, so
Speaker 1: we like we find like I remember one time I
Speaker 1: didn't want to spend I wasn't making up money. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to spend a night in my you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to pay for hotel. Because we think
Speaker 1: we travel so much. We have friends everywhere. We pretty
Speaker 1: much have a girl almost every if I want any city,
Speaker 1: I could call boy. I ain't me going from meeting
Speaker 1: on niggers. We got bitches every city. Even if when
Speaker 1: I could go any city, I could look up that
Speaker 1: city every code and call a girl. And so I
Speaker 1: remember one time I went to Atlanta, was this one chick, bad, thick,
Speaker 1: tall bitch and I went stating that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking?
Speaker 1: Have you had this experience? Oh so luckily by time
Speaker 1: he came there, I would think I was I think
Speaker 1: was already done sucking and everything went over with. But
Speaker 1: then the girl I was with, her brother was there
Speaker 1: in the crib. It was in her house. Whatever the
Speaker 1: guy come her brother, there's like a fucking major he
Speaker 1: trying to stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me.
Speaker 1: I just just quiet like these men be. When when
Speaker 1: a woman always a man, always sensed with somebody with
Speaker 1: a big dick, there was a big dick sensor all
Speaker 1: did learns a man. So it happened to me too.
Speaker 1: So there's average obviously a regular dick sense. He always
Speaker 1: tell I always tell myers like I ain't got no
Speaker 1: big dick. I ain't gonna little bit my dick. Like
Speaker 1: I think like the Clippers, like I can get you
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. I can't win no titles. We can't
Speaker 1: beat the Lakers with this dick, but I could beat there,
Speaker 1: I could beat the Wizards with that. You got the
Speaker 1: Clippers dick. I actually just did a paper you event um.
Speaker 1: I did a celebrity boxing match with Peter Guns and Yeah,
Speaker 1: we fought Atlantic City y'alls on the car for somebody else. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We uh, we headlined the card. Uh it was the
Speaker 1: co heir lines. It was me versus Peter and then
Speaker 1: Lamar hold him versus a card. So were the co headlines.
Speaker 1: And we just did the whole paper view ship. What
Speaker 1: the funk? How was that? Who wanted to fight? First
Speaker 1: of all? Yeah? But google that make so what I mean,
Speaker 1: are you guys really hitting each other? Yeah? No. And
Speaker 1: the funny thing was that we spoke that Peter's like
Speaker 1: my big brother. I love Peter guns, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And we spoke prior to this ship, and
Speaker 1: we was like, yo, man, we're just gonna you know,
Speaker 1: play around, giving a show for the people. This was
Speaker 1: the conversation. He literally like came to my room earlier
Speaker 1: that day and we was chilling. We even had a
Speaker 1: shot together. You know what I'm saying, Like we just
Speaker 1: all right, cool. The fucking bell rings. As soon as
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, cool, I'm playing over like cash Clay ship.
Speaker 1: Peter just comes because he had Roy Jones Jr. Training them,
Speaker 1: So he just came with some slide moving just and
Speaker 1: I said, Wow, that really hurt. What kind of friend
Speaker 1: is this? It hit me hard, and I said, so
Speaker 1: I grabbed him in the first round. I said, Peter,
Speaker 1: you want to fight? That's it because we have to
Speaker 1: fight and you're hitting me hard. And he said, Yo, Cisco,
Speaker 1: let's just fight, bro damn ship. So now we're fighting,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like for real? You know,
Speaker 1: but it was a dope spirit. How much did you make?
Speaker 1: Did you know? Nothing? It was the fucking So here's
Speaker 1: the deal with paper. You gotta push the faith for free.
Speaker 1: I got well, I mean no, I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: work for free. But it wasn't it wasn't great money.
Speaker 1: Let's just say that wasn't great money. And let's just
Speaker 1: say this, the pay per view game is really fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Like you really gotta be on top of that ship
Speaker 1: because what it is is it's recoupable. Look at all
Speaker 1: the expenses that put into those those box and mess
Speaker 1: all those events. So they gotta get all that ship
Speaker 1: back first the promotion company, and then you'll get the
Speaker 1: percentage off of whatever the profits are, you know. So
Speaker 1: so you gotta hype them up, do all that all
Speaker 1: that you do, all that ship. You know, Um, I
Speaker 1: enjoyed it for the experience, you know, matter, It was
Speaker 1: a good a good time. We you know, we had
Speaker 1: some fun with it. But what I do that should again?
Speaker 1: But I like different strokes, different strokes to the world.
Speaker 1: Everybody got a special kind of story. Anybody's let me
Speaker 1: say it don't matter when it was them, the different
Speaker 1: strokes to the world, Mike, after different strokes, listen to this,
Speaker 1: after different song, they're gonna find a lasso against you.
Speaker 1: After difference. Its facts of life, the facts of life,
Speaker 1: the facts of life, it's effects of life. Take the good,
Speaker 1: take the bad. That's right, motherfucker's How about the jevansis
Speaker 1: moving up? Now up thru eas you finally got a
Speaker 1: piece up the pie, Mike, Can you say the next
Speaker 1: Friday again? For defense? When you walk into the door
Speaker 1: of the d C Place? What is this? This is
Speaker 1: why I can't get chicky with this ship? Where's your
Speaker 1: money that I pick? Motherfucker? You look at that playhead.
Speaker 1: I was so many ship, I'm no darn received kiss
Speaker 1: my eyes? So what oh ship, please don't hit me.
Speaker 1: I'm just a bit sneaker. You wait, wait, you don't wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: you don't even And I don't got no darn receipt,
Speaker 1: and I know darn receipt kiss my eye. So what
Speaker 1: you know, You're fucking try again, motherfucker, just my tooth,
Speaker 1: try to game, Try again. I go post on this motherfucker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and is near. It's so I face the final curtain,
Speaker 1: my friends, I'll see clear. I'll state my case, of
Speaker 1: which I'm certain I've lived a life that's food. I
Speaker 1: traveled each and every high way and more much more
Speaker 1: in this. I did it my way. Regrets I've had
Speaker 1: a few, but then again, too fe to mention. I
Speaker 1: did what I had to do. I saw it through
Speaker 1: without EXE. I plan each charting course, each careful step
Speaker 1: along the bye way, and more much more than this.
Speaker 1: I needed it my way. Yes, there were times I'm
Speaker 1: sure you knew when I bit off both than I
Speaker 1: could you. But through when there were doubts, I ate
Speaker 1: it up in a spinning it out. I've faced it
Speaker 1: out and tall and my way. What has a gun not?
Speaker 1: I'm so I think this is the wrong one. This
Speaker 1: is the German version, Michael. I got the German version,
Speaker 1: and I have the gun of vision. Oh, for goodness, gracious,
Speaker 1: no wonder why we sounded like Mariah Carey and Boys
Speaker 1: the Man not on their prime like now when they
Speaker 1: say thank you all for joining us. See you another
Speaker 1: episode of podcast. Michael Blackson chiness best friend. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: you mother sockers. You learn a lot today, Michael Blocks,
Speaker 1: what don I learned that you should be be honest
Speaker 1: to everything, So starting tomorrow and be honest to my
Speaker 1: talks attorney. Thank you? What us your guys