WEBVTT - Best of 2021 Part. 1 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:14.480 Calgary Audio. What's up, mother Sa guys, Welcome to another 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:17.200 episode of Mothercuckle Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Black said, 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:22.560 I'm never alone. Hey, whoever you are, thanks for listening 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:27.600 to us. What's your name? Chinese best friend? Mike? I 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:33.120 think the listeners you have another best friend? Uh no, 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:37.600 Michael blocks, Um, you have like a Puerto Rican best 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:44.720 friend friend Filipino best friend. Who's that I've known him 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.240 for fifteen years. You know that's a long time. Where 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:52.159 is he? Well, he's not here right now. I know that, motherfucker. 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:54.760 What is what's the game? Well, I gotta maybe a 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:59.040 new one that's coming later. And your white best friends 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:03.560 or you just racist white best friends. I haven't found 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.720 him yet, but I have a white best friend. Yeah 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:09.360 you do. Oh, I've never made him, Michael Black. Dave Steinberg. 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.559 One time you drove me o pretending my personal chauff 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:18.680 like I'm bridged to. Yeah, I remember that h signed 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:21.440 the backseat of my own car. But you dropped me off. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:24.959 That one looked good. Yeah, it looked real, good man. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.960 Thanks your president, President Barack Obama. Barack doesn't have a 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:34.360 rose Ros. He probably buick Skyhark or some ship I mean, 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:38.440 you're you're in the level now that you're Elvis Presley. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.520 How do you feel about that? Michael Black? I mean, 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.280 nobody ever called me and Elvis Presley, but I appreciate 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.000 the company Mike ever hanged out with you before. Walk 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:52.080 around with you. It's like people screaming everywhere everywhereless people screaming. 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:55.800 Oh socker. You almost caused a major accident of the 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.880 one on one Freeway. When I was driving with you. 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:02.560 Over there, there's this guy. He had like a nine 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.960 range Rover, just like me, and he was all he 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.400 was doing was filming of the One on one premiere. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.560 I'm like, Mike, he's gonna get in a accident, and 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.480 he got you on tape. That's not a fan, it's 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:18.080 a stoker, motherfucker. Now he's a fan. My. You know 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:22.400 what the crazy thing is? When I'm with you, we 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.160 could be eating somewhere real fancy, and you hear a 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:29.239 guy screaming in the background, and your mothersucker, and then 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:33.960 all the people what is going on? My fans are 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.040 will that she happens all the time. I could be 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.239 in an airport a bunch of black kids who like 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.960 see me, Hey, you bitch, how do you feel about that? 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.320 And then a white lady like, what the what am 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:48.000 I calling about? What? These people are so mean? I'm like, 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.000 it's okay, these are my fans, fans. What do you 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.720 do when you're killing killing? Why do you call your 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:58.840 pitching city? And but yeah, it's our love man. Yeah, 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.360 that's what I've noticed about your friends. It's like the 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:05.240 more they say disrespectful things is the more they love you. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.240 I think, Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. Ye yeah, all my 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.600 friendly more that's more love to show me the worst, 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.920 to curse me, like you black bitch. I'm like, that 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.440 guy loves me. Yeah, that that guy loves me. That 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:20.880 guy my page, he lives on my page. Those my 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:24.560 true fans, man, that's amazing. That's very different from all 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.600 the big fans of other big people. Fact. You know, 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.520 it's a funny. I share birthday with like Tray Songs, right, 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.360 and I'm my one year I went on his trade 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.240 songs page on his birthday and the girl's like, oh 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:39.040 my god, Tray Soon, we love you pennies that you 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:42.440 have pennies, And I come on my page and my birthday, Hey, 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:46.880 you black crispy fuck, this is on your birthday. This 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:49.400 is the day your mom shifted you out, you black 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:53.160 piece of ship. I'm like that motherfucker loved me, right, 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.800 he loves you a lot, a lot of you do anything. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:01.800 The High Olympics is coming up into right now. Yeah, 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.520 a con has been in first place. He want to 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:07.880 take years in a row. Uh, little Booty is up 0:04:07.880 --> 0:04:10.600 there too, of course, Flavor Flavor is one of you. You 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:14.880 You snipes lost a couple of years ago, and I'm 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.279 down Cheeto give its third place, So I'm trying to 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.760 win it all this ship. You will finally winning first place. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.760 You got real good darkness on you. You look like 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.880 you've been swimming with the dolphins in Ghana for a while. 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:30.800 What the dolphins gotta do with me? Getting hanging out 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:34.599 on the ocean, Mike? Okay, thanks man. I think guys 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.479 been together. Oh it's been a good five years. Michae. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.559 Why did she stay your girlfriend? Chinese Blackford? You scared 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.839 to commit to her? Yeah, after you've proposed on national 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:47.160 television and I I feel like I'm gonna have to propose. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:51.320 You have a ring or you want to borrow? You 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.120 can I borrow your ring? I'll get maybe I'll see 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.240 if I get rather to give that the friendship. I 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.400 gave a promise that a ring before the engagement ring. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.000 I see if I get if you like, you borrow that, 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:05.039 Michael Blackson, you had me down clothes, not engagement rings. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:10.360 For goodness, gracious, thanks Mike. We could talk about it 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.760 after the show. I'll take it, okay. I got talked 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.400 to Rid because she likes that ring, one of her 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:20.400 engagement rings, and every ring was like tracking ten percent 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.160 of what the engagement ring called. She liked that rather 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.960 ring better. I'm like a whole lot of money. I 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.240 could have just tricked you and just she likes the 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.640 chief took the ring off her head, watch your sleep 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.600 and just give it to her and the next day 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.200 and just got on my knees and put on her 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:39.159 other finger. I was gonna propose, Michael Blackson, but after 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:43.760 seeing your very sweet proposal, I don't think I could 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.960 beat that. Don't try to beat me. Yeah, that was 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:51.159 too I was like, just impress your Chinese people? What 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.159 can you do to impress them? Like, can you like 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.440 eat more rights? I don't know, Michael. Good I'm glad 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.040 you said that because I don't I don't want to 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.240 know Chinese hate crime. People are listening to us right now. 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:05.200 They have other things to do, like what I don't know, 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:11.600 probably like making Louis v than bang on the civic mean, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:14.920 we're shortage in vehicles right now. COVID. They fun a 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.960 lot of things up. Talk about changing names. Guess who 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:22.520 changed your name officially? Huh, Kanye West, He's no lock 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:26.040 a Kanye. He's now ye. Hasn't he always been? Ye? 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.479 Or not? He just by something with no last name, 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:36.560 just first name. Okay, no, he just he's just the 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:40.160 name he's he's ye. You just half a name. And 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:43.240 he also has a half a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah, 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.800 that gay haircut looked like he didn't pay his gardener. 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:48.560 You know when you don't pay your gardener when the 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.919 gardener's things. Stevie want to cut his head or he 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.400 got his hair cut in the dock, you know, Michael 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.839 Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see, but he could hear. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.120 Maybe it's Barbara cut his head with a Michelle they 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:05.320 are they probably use the fucking iron Kanye yeasy, ye, 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:10.200 whatever your fucking name is. Um, get a new barber. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.920 I think super cuts could get give him a better hair. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.000 White people here, Chinese best friend. I've never seen no 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.880 goddamn black man's supercut. My first hair cut in the 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:24.520 United States was Supercuts, Chinese best friend, You're not black? 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:28.840 Super cuts was my first. How many have you seen 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:33.080 a black man as supercut? Oh? You know what? Exactly? 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.040 A matter of fact, I lived next to it. I'm 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:39.240 gonna go to drive by there tomorrow. Take you're right, 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.360 Take any just take a black dog this if they 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:45.120 would be trying to cut that puppy's hair. You're also Chinese, 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.760 but you're Filipino, Mike amhalf. It's okay, I hope. I 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:53.640 mean who claim you? Filipinos? Are Chinese niggers who want 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:57.520 to claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more. Because social 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.040 media is not allowed in China, I might have to 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:04.080 change my name. Michael. My followers have been stocked for 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:08.160 two years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:11.160 in two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:15.800 I tag you, what happens I lose followers? Yeah, because 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:19.160 they know that I'm with you, and then they gained 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.840 followers when you don't post anything, and they'd be like, 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:25.720 where you want to change your name too, Filipino best friend. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:33.880 What are you wearing today, Philippino friend, I'm wearing a 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:37.760 beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael Blocks so much. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.640 I'll make sure to return it. First time I ever 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.440 went to jail was because of his nigga. But got 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.240 you locked up, but got me locked up. Let me 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.120 tell you what happened. You probably had the story cap 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:51.600 to the story. It was me Kevin Hart Buck Wild 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:57.959 Um two Gordon, right? We are you put this in 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.760 the toilet? We all driving on what's it? Go to 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.960 New York to do? Um? I think Mike Mike Um, 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:09.240 one of them comedians, Mike something like UM do his 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.760 room in New York? Right, So we all meet up 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.760 at Winners Winners, aren't you whatever. We all meet up 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.880 there and we decided to get in one car. You 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.360 know what I mean. I had just got my little tars. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.120 I don't wanna put miles in my car. keV has 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:26.200 some bullshit to raise. Buck Buck had like a nice 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.079 maximum like this one will make the road, you know 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:33.360 what I mean, And we decide we're gonna take Buck's car. Uh. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.120 I don't know how this nigga. For some reason, when 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:37.960 the nigga don't want to drive his own car. That's 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:44.280 a sun that don't fucking get why I'm the dumb 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:48.120 retired nigger has picked to drive this nigga's car. I'm driving, 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.520 I think raising the front buck or whatever. And then 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.400 we got bucked and Kevin and back. We're driving to 0:09:55.480 --> 0:10:01.840 New York. Um, you remember the fucking exit scors. Motherfucker. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.000 We're on the turn pike, all us and I see 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.719 state trooper. I don't know why. I get nervous. I 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.160 see the state trooper. Now I'm hitting the brakes. I'm 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.920 gonna I'm up doing our retarded I'm paying on. I 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.800 don't know when it was, way before black lives matters. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.960 I don't know why. I was still nervous and ship right. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:20.840 So then this Then the cop around he I think 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:24.160 he reading the lights in place. You know next, you 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.559 know what? What? What? Pull us over, pulled our guns, 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:31.560 get out the car, driver, turn around talk I've never 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.040 been pulling before. He makes He said do that, I'm 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:35.959 gonna way. I'm about to make the wrong turn and 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.280 get the fun shot. He like, put your hands up. Driver, 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.480 lay on the floor. But what did the driver say? 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.000 What the cops said? You used to that ship. What 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:48.119 did he say out the car? Michael, get out the car, officer, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:58.680 mag I ain't saying that part yet, yea, and toray 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:02.520 like ring off the car, care about the car? The 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:06.000 next thing you know, they like, I see white get 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.880 out of the car. Like, how to the cops know 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:13.839 my name? Michael told the cops my real name. You 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:17.760 fucking realized, did Nigga? He said, if you're fake, roll 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.480 leg got me dropped. So make a long story short, Right, 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.760 you're driving a hot car. You know the cars. I mean, 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.000 this is what happened, and we all did this. Hold 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:40.920 hold how he's white. But when nobody's going to jail 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:42.920 for you, let me tell what the funk happened, right, 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.360 I ain't gonna jail for you, brock. I was snitch 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.800 on your ass in a hot minute. So yeah, we 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.800 are this nick. There's something we all didn't fill you 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.160 back in the day. When you get out of tickets 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.760 on your car, what do you do? You switched to 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:58.240 play exactly? You report the place stolen and you still 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.719 get a new plate. Right, but this nigger had a 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:04.360 plate that that somebody has reported stolen. That's what I'm saying. 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.319 He had that plate on his car. So now when 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:10.120 they read the place it's stolen, then the car stolen. 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:12.720 So when the when the when the States were ready 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.200 to play, they reported it's like stolen. So the thing, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.440 the car stolen, they don't realize just a stolen plate. 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:19.960 So they got the thing. We got a stolen property. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.080 So they pulled the house and guns whatever all that ship. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:26.600 So next year we all in handcuffs and while we're 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.240 in the car. This nigga not only Buck selling fake 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.719 role legs, fake license plates. This nigga was big on 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:38.720 counterfeit money. This nigga has like a bunch of count 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.400 of money in his pocket. So now he's trying to 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.079 throw the ship in the middle of the road before 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:49.880 the cops figuring. This nigga life is just fucking crazy. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:55.920 It's the worst nigga ever Buck. So all right, so 0:12:56.280 --> 0:13:00.120 we were all the holding, said why this They they 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.080 took the car we in the hall that took us 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.640 to New York was by Nework. Took us the York Holding. Sale. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.120 We're on the sale. Buck, like yo, Mike, I got 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:08.920 he still has some money with him, so I got 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.240 this money money, he said, I knew y'all can y'all 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.480 chew this money. He's trying to make us chew to 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.440 make this money disappear, Like, can y'all help me chew 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.960 this money. I'm not nigger. I'm not eating a fucking money. 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:24.640 I'm not hungry, I ain't chewing the This nigga chewing money, 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:29.080 Moth green and ship, this crazy buck is fucking crazy. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:32.400 Make a long story show. We all ended up you 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:35.480 know that was in there for like eight nine hours whatever, 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.160 and we all ended up out because we're storing lights 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:40.280 and play. I'm like, you know, I had no idea. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.040 I know when the cops they pulled me over, He's like, 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.679 who are you? I did I'm a comedian. My hair 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.360 shots in the trunk, That's what you're trying to say. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.520 I'm over to my my head shot is in the trunk. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.559 I'm the African king of company. And you say all that, motherfucker, 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.160 But that's what Cam said. Everybody had the old story. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:14:09.000 Kevin Cavin is on Facebook, Yeah, right to funk up 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.439 his fingerprints because if I didn't, they would allow me. 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.240 So yeah, so. And the crazy thing about that whole 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:22.120 story the day we had to go to court and 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.560 Toreyhan having like one and B because it didn't show 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.040 up the court. Me and calv the only one that 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.320 showed up the court. The day had to go to 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:34.560 court was the same day. This was it was. It 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.600 was the same day I had to come to l 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:42.240 A and audition for the next Friday. Crazy. So I 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.840 remember that day, me and Card running a car. We 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.600 had to be a court nine o'clock and everyone who 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.200 did court, I'm gonna cab drove back to the airport. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.200 Cab dropped me off at the airport. I caught my 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:56.360 twoth one flight I remember was when the court nine 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.440 was out of a ten. Made it to Philly back 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.480 like close like toward forty five is and I caught 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:07.520 one fifty pm to l A to auditions in front 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.360 of the director and the casting agent of the next 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:16.960 next Friday. So how long you guys been fucking great question? 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.120 Michael brockson, Well, you know we've been together on and 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.360 off about seventeen years now. Rick J was a live 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:27.440 seventeen years know he was he was no no, So 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.400 let me tell you your wife fights look like go 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.280 to fact check, listen, listen. So what happened was, um, 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:36.480 it was, it was. It was just fake. When did 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:44.360 James died? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.720 a fair with you. She was, she was not. That's 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.200 not That's not how that happened at the funeral, are 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:53.400 you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:57.080 goodness and and uh you know the way that it 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.920 really was, you know what, that's why people crashed funeral crap? 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.480 You heard a wedding practis also heard of. Women are 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:13.240 so vulnerable on feneralstage. I did not know. No, I 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:17.200 actually I am guilty, but I was taking advantage of you. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:27.200 I've been burning you. Yes, no, but you know what 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.120 it's It's really deep though, because we have a really 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:33.280 deep connection. Being a veteran in this industry UM for 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:36.840 thirty seven years now, you know, it's really hard to 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:40.520 find UM people that are real, people that really understand 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.560 what it is we go through as entertainers. You know, Mike, 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.520 I always tell you all the time, man, and I 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:47.160 mean Chinese best to YouTube. And I appreciate you brothers, 0:16:47.520 --> 0:16:49.400 you know, for being so real and being so solid 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.680 because people come and go, you know, they some of 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:55.400 them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah, even 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:58.360 recently where a lot of cloud chances out there trying 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:02.320 to use different reasons it for fame, for fame, man, 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.600 And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing cloud. 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.080 I'm I'm I wouldn't even chasing fame. I never asked 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.040 for any of this, you know. I'm trying to get 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:10.520 some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.240 white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship. 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:14.320 I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.240 But I mean it's cool, you know, when you're walking 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.840 somewhere everybody knows your name. But then the problem with 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:28.080 it is that everybody want everybody knows your name, and 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:34.040 it always like you came. You wouldn't go where everybody else. 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:42.600 You want to go where everybody knows your name. You 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.240 need to learn that song about a bit better. Yeah, 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.760 it's like it would be really impressive if you learned 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:53.400 the Chinese. That would be fun. That would be yeah, 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.639 that that that we could do a remake, yeah, you know, 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.119 but but and then we would mix it with the 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.720 rare condition this day in the age to really good 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:07.359 dudes on the newspaper page love and tradition of the 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:14.200 grand designs out of the but there must be some 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:23.040 magic clue. Sat Chinese best Sea has hidden talents. Yeah, 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:31.840 but I have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics. Lady 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:36.119 say they pulls said, they said was whisky has like 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.240 the hardest song right now? And he got the remix 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:43.680 with Justin Bieber Michael Blocks. And my thoughts are I 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.080 think you're the one that blew up every affrobeat thing 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.040 in the world. Well, yeah, I had. I showed him 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:50.720 a lot, because you know, I think I introduced a 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:52.720 lot of black people to the affrobeat when I played 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:55.280 in my car the time on on I G and 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:58.480 you know, not just black people like Chinese people. Yes, 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:00.520 you too. I only listened to Off for a bit 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:04.119 right now, sinking you sing any of it? If I 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:09.359 tell you that I love you, my money, my buddy, 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:25.239 you little left baby. That's doctor Hey Sauci. You got 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:27.840 to see him. I don't know. Jack in the build 0:19:27.880 --> 0:19:35.480 in Jack, Welcome to Mothersucker Podcasts. Welcome you recently fight 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:37.880 on it on it on the Tyson and holy Field 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:41.080 down here in the Staple Center. No, it was Tyson 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:46.640 and Roy Jon So that you wonder he was really good, guys. 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.960 That was it was. It was that was an easy fight. 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:52.080 What the guy? What did the guy would do to 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:54.240 you to fuck him up that bad? Now he was talking, 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:57.359 I was actually mad because this dude, he's like a 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:59.600 club level fighter. He's not on my level. He's not 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.080 a world championship fighter. So that was just like a 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.960 supposed to be easy fight. And he said he was 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:08.159 talking so much ship at the press conference of so 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:10.080 you punished it, so you would have took it easier, 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:12.920 didn't knock him out. I just beat him up, punished 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:16.479 him for for the whole fight. That's fucked up, man, 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:18.320 because you could have just knocked him, made it easier 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:21.280 for him, right, just took a nap, right, Instead, he 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:23.960 just kept him in the ring and punished him. So 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:26.280 he went home. Every money he made, every money that 0:20:26.359 --> 0:20:30.440 guy made, he needed to repair his body. Right, that's 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:33.639 her business. So that's so that's what it is. So 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.440 I think so with a fight that more get the 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:38.400 appointed pistans to you off, the hardy want to beat 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:42.440 this motherfucker's the high works, not really because and the 0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:45.359 world class level you can't get mad. You gotta stick focused. 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:47.840 It's a little different. But this guy who's not that 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:50.399 was in the world class fight. I'm a world class fighter. 0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:55.240 That guy was a club club level fighter, like he 0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:59.520 fight on small shows and I'll fight on the highest stage. 0:21:00.160 --> 0:21:01.800 You know, but it is what it is. You're not. 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:03.800 I'm not supposed to get mad either, but I just 0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:08.960 he had like he had a guy like broken rape 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:15.200 or go his road tator pup got sucked up and 0:21:15.320 --> 0:21:19.280 he bladdered infection hys direct to me and last but 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:22.600 not least a tonk or contusion of the nuts. Mike, 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:24.880 you should be a freaking announcer and one of those 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:30.240 thriller fights that commentator. This is what medical terms I 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:33.000 just use. I'm more of a doctor. When are you 0:21:33.080 --> 0:21:36.520 gonna fight Jake Pole or the other logan pull? Mike 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:38.640 Tyson actually wanted me to fight one of them? Yeah, 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:40.879 what did you do it? Or just fight both of them? 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:44.160 And they can't? Is it legal for you to fight 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:52.560 a non professional Floyd Smaller but he's retired. But no, 0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:54.800 they don't want to fight me. I'm there's the same 0:21:54.880 --> 0:21:57.680 size as them, and you're a fighter. Fight yeah, And 0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.879 I'm active and I'm still you know, I'm not a young, 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:04.400 but I'm still I mean comparitive, I'm old. But I'm 0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:06.639 I'm gonna be thirty eight next one. You'll beat the 0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:08.960 ship out of them, murder them the same at the 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:13.200 same time, in the same those guys always say, well, 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:17.879 I'm a professional fighter. End up my era. About the 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:20.919 thing about them, though, they're very smart, they're good at 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:24.159 market themselves. 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