Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, it feels so good. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Have I've been vaccinated first? Maybe? Maybe rose?
Speaker 1: How will I accept anything after we blocked my house? Yere,
Speaker 1: wherever you need to bring me. After one year in
Speaker 1: my tiny hole, I will accept your rose. Hello, and
Speaker 1: welcome to a very special episode of Will You Accept
Speaker 1: This Rose? Of My name is artem Ran, coming to
Speaker 1: you from my bushie garage in Los Angeles, California. Guys,
Speaker 1: here we are. Spring has sprung so excited, so excited
Speaker 1: to have these gentlemen with us. Excuse me, it's raining, man,
Speaker 1: and I'm not angry at about that. With us is
Speaker 1: a gentleman. I'm gonna say. You guys have all gone
Speaker 1: Baniana's for He's been on numerous times and he's already
Speaker 1: a fan favorite. Uh. He he started, he has really
Speaker 1: book ending he season, He did draft picks with us.
Speaker 1: He's so deep in it now and uh we just
Speaker 1: we love this guy. We can't get enough of him.
Speaker 1: You know him from the Daily Zeitguys podcast. You know
Speaker 1: him from the four twenty Day Fiance podcast. You guys
Speaker 1: would batch it for him with he and Lacy Moseley
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Um, normally we have everybody
Speaker 1: on here has a title. So we have you know, uh,
Speaker 1: we have our our Secretary of State, we have our
Speaker 1: Rookie of the Year. So Anna and I were talking
Speaker 1: about what title he should have. We were gonna say
Speaker 1: that he was Stoner in Charge. But then I figured
Speaker 1: that Doug Benson might be competitive with that. Doug Benson
Speaker 1: might not like that. So I was thinking, maybe, in
Speaker 1: honor of what he calls his lady, perhaps we could
Speaker 1: call you his mad Just how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, His majesty, Miles Greg Highness is here, Yes, Highness,
Speaker 1: there is your highness, Highness it is. I'm a full disclosure.
Speaker 1: I didn't catch the full after the rose because once
Speaker 1: I knew what happened and I wasna get it, I guess, okay,
Speaker 1: put that out front of you. Didn't see Emmanuel in
Speaker 1: his tiny suit? No, I did see them the tight
Speaker 1: fucking sleeves. I get it, Immanually you're working out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw the clips, but I mean I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't actually go through the entire episodes. I get that
Speaker 1: it was with the Rose Party. I respect that. Before
Speaker 1: we get going, I just want to say one thing,
Speaker 1: just a reminder. If you guys are like Jones and
Speaker 1: for Bachelor and you want an escape, Anna and I
Speaker 1: are breaking down Bachelor in Paradise, Australia on our Patreon
Speaker 1: and Anna has shown Miles a clip of what I
Speaker 1: have to say. Should be nominated for an Emmy and
Speaker 1: Best Comedy Performance Scripted or Undescripted. There is a character
Speaker 1: on here who's a gentleman. He's forty years old. His
Speaker 1: name is Jamie. He is in love with his best
Speaker 1: friend Tim, who is a twenty seven year old Bachelor contestant,
Speaker 1: even though he thinks he's straight. And he thought Tim
Speaker 1: was leaving, and the the reaction and the tears and
Speaker 1: then he threatens to leave. Uh, some of it I
Speaker 1: haven't played audio audio. This is a forty year old
Speaker 1: man trying to get a twenty seven year old guy
Speaker 1: to not leave. Let's just hear a little audio of this,
Speaker 1: of what you're missing if you're not watching this ship show.
Speaker 1: His name is going around. You're leaving going, you know
Speaker 1: you're not going? I am going bird, I mean you're
Speaker 1: not going going. You're not moral to stand on and
Speaker 1: listen to your issue. Listen to me. The music is insane.
Speaker 1: Team is one of my best ntes in the whole world.
Speaker 1: And he's not can eat that, And I'm really upset.
Speaker 1: You don't go out. It is about you. It's moved
Speaker 1: to me, but I'm not standing on taste alright, that's
Speaker 1: enough that it goes on. He Scury years old. Miles,
Speaker 1: what did you think when you saw that scene going Brouner?
Speaker 1: You can't go ad brod broud It's about me, bro
Speaker 1: it about me. I honestly thought he was gonna fight him.
Speaker 1: I thought it's gonna suck the other dude up because
Speaker 1: when he there's a moment where he tries to leave
Speaker 1: and he gets in his space. Yeah, oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: as a toxic male, I was like, okay, so we're fighting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it was I thought he was like, you know, Brad,
Speaker 1: and don't kill you after braud. It was so frantic.
Speaker 1: It gave me a lot of anxiety, but also the
Speaker 1: best cringe laughter I think I've had in a minute.
Speaker 1: That also goes on for like five more minutes, just
Speaker 1: so you want like it goes on and on and on,
Speaker 1: and then he thinks the guy has left because he's
Speaker 1: just he's just talking to his girlfriend. And then the
Speaker 1: guy thinks he's left. He's like, he goes and packs
Speaker 1: his bags, like, walks out of the the little hotel
Speaker 1: that they're staying. Production has to be like, he's here,
Speaker 1: he like, and then he does a walk of shame
Speaker 1: back into the hotel. It's incredible, Um, would you do
Speaker 1: that over a friend of yours? Would you do that
Speaker 1: as a forty year old man talking to a twenty
Speaker 1: seven year old dude who knows I'm realizing I'm so
Speaker 1: old and like washed by the second that I don't
Speaker 1: put it past, Like if I'm as some cooler person
Speaker 1: who helped me feel cool and young, I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: I need you to feel youthful again. Well, maybe you're
Speaker 1: gonna feel this way about our next guest. Our next guest.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be trying to make him not leave it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be You're gonna make crying when he gets
Speaker 1: off of the zoom call. He's an actor, he is
Speaker 1: a writer. He's a comedian. He's a regular on comedy
Speaker 1: Bang Bang. Would you guys know from Scott Ackerman and
Speaker 1: Lauren Lobkis who are on our podcast. He's been on
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel Live. He was a writer on Brooklyn ninety nine.
Speaker 1: He is currently a writer on this sitcom Keenan, where
Speaker 1: our girl Fortune Feamster is a regular on, and we
Speaker 1: tried to get him on earlier this year but he
Speaker 1: had to write. And we've been obsessed with him because
Speaker 1: he has been doing Instagram stories about the Bachelor and
Speaker 1: they were amazing. And I just remember the first episode
Speaker 1: watching him in his car talking about Katie and he
Speaker 1: was calling her Dildo Bay. Then I sent it to
Speaker 1: Debbie Ryan, who was our Boutsler of the Year three
Speaker 1: years ago. She's like, oh my god, who is this
Speaker 1: guy Dildo Bay. Well, we finally he's finally available and
Speaker 1: we got him. We love him. Welcome to the podcast
Speaker 1: for the first time, Carl Tarch, Oh my gosh, what
Speaker 1: a resounding Let me tell you something. First of all,
Speaker 1: very much younger than Miles. I believe our I believe
Speaker 1: our age difference is hey show us with our hats off. Though, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep mind on. Hey by Miles, I got
Speaker 1: a secret for you. Wait to wait to August though.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be a little different. Oh no, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: do it to me like I'm gonna have to do
Speaker 1: it to you. Can what happened? It's already done. Did
Speaker 1: he's back back this episode? I'm ready? Okay, wait, so
Speaker 1: talk to me? Talked Carl. We were so excited to
Speaker 1: have you on your Instagram. Was this your first season
Speaker 1: that you watched The Bachelor? This was my first season.
Speaker 1: This is my first season. Uh. They advertised it on
Speaker 1: TV as y'all, we finally got a king in the house.
Speaker 1: So I had to I had to check him out.
Speaker 1: I had to see what he what he was about.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, I was this a pointed
Speaker 1: break it down. I want to hear speak freely your
Speaker 1: overall thoughts. All right, what did you think of the season?
Speaker 1: What did you think of Matt James? What did you
Speaker 1: think of the ladies? We'll start with you. So what
Speaker 1: I thought of the season was wow, I know why
Speaker 1: I never watched this show. But I also can't believe
Speaker 1: I never watched this show. I was torn in in
Speaker 1: both of those directions. The other direction I was torn
Speaker 1: and was like, man, they said they didn't get a
Speaker 1: black dude on this show and they got this guy. Now,
Speaker 1: let me let me be clear, Let me clear clear,
Speaker 1: do not I do not criticize people's different levels of blackness.
Speaker 1: Blackness is not a monolith. We all come in different shapes, sizes,
Speaker 1: and colors. Uh, I'm a twig. Smiles is a payday
Speaker 1: like we we all we all come, we all come
Speaker 1: in different forms, we all grew up differently. My thing
Speaker 1: was it wasn't about him being uh not black enough
Speaker 1: for anything like that. That's crazy, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I I don't agree with that. He was just lame
Speaker 1: as hell. He he I will say, if this is
Speaker 1: your first season, He's so sweet, he's very polite. This
Speaker 1: was a boring back Bachelor's a nice guy, a nice guy,
Speaker 1: but this is a boring bachelor. He just I remember
Speaker 1: seeing right before the Sea Star, I saw him doing
Speaker 1: some TikTok dances with his boy and yeah, Tyler Tyler,
Speaker 1: t is that what it were? Tyler? Yeah? Tyler Tyler say,
Speaker 1: and uh, I was like, oh no, not my guy.
Speaker 1: You too old for that. Homeboy, y'all too big five
Speaker 1: b Yeah, they're he better go to l a fitness
Speaker 1: and and and get next on the court. What are
Speaker 1: you doing doing TikTok dances and leggings? Yeah, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So then Miles overall, so you went on this journey
Speaker 1: with us. We started out, we started out with picking.
Speaker 1: We did our draft picks. Um, you called it right
Speaker 1: out of the gate. You said, he's going to pick
Speaker 1: a white girl. You said, oh, yeah, yeah, I could
Speaker 1: you know, I knew that from the prayer. Yet exactly
Speaker 1: you knew it from the prayer. You knew it from
Speaker 1: a lot of things. But you know, to Carl's point,
Speaker 1: there were it felt like how the movie sold, that
Speaker 1: Pixar movie that came out with people Black people like,
Speaker 1: oh is this the black people can get Coco now,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be sold? And it wasn't it. It
Speaker 1: was a story that had a black character, but the
Speaker 1: cultural touchstones weren't such that it felt like a celebration
Speaker 1: of black culture. Whereas Matt just with like I could
Speaker 1: tell the way he was like basically getting the fade
Speaker 1: on the back part of his head. Something was amiss
Speaker 1: because whatever his barber or was doing or not doing
Speaker 1: for the initial fade for the to to begin the
Speaker 1: step cuts, it was not right. And I was like, okay, well, sure,
Speaker 1: then after seeing like the Mitt Romney stuff, it all
Speaker 1: felt very and I said this before like ABC did
Speaker 1: the thing that they were gonna do where it's like,
Speaker 1: we'll have a black bachelor asterisk. Don't worry. He's also
Speaker 1: technically a conservative, white Christian man, and so he's bringing
Speaker 1: his barber, right, he's bringing his own barber to Melan Colin,
Speaker 1: the white guy who keeps going in brother, brother, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's like his barber. And but yeah, I
Speaker 1: think there was like, you know, you could just you
Speaker 1: could feel that they were trying to sort of take
Speaker 1: too many boxes with him, and because of that, like
Speaker 1: you're just left with like this Manila envelope of sexiness
Speaker 1: that is this course sort of bland and not much
Speaker 1: to really talk about. I didn't introduce. Also here we
Speaker 1: have a host named Katie Levine. Of course our production
Speaker 1: style production crew out, our production crew shout out. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: it seems like from the get go you could see
Speaker 1: that Chris Harrison from the very first like was panicked
Speaker 1: about addressing the fact that they had their very first
Speaker 1: black bachelor like this, terrified that when they had that
Speaker 1: chat in that fireside chat and those in those like
Speaker 1: high back chair is up in the attic nemicollon like
Speaker 1: and it was he was just brushing off. It was
Speaker 1: the worst conversation. Um. Yeah, he was terrified. Start the
Speaker 1: start the black Eyed peas, I'm Chris Harrison, where yea
Speaker 1: what he really has such a one dimensional way of
Speaker 1: like talking, you know, because you have a older white
Speaker 1: man who I'm sure you know socio economically done very
Speaker 1: well for himself in his life to try and approach
Speaker 1: a conversation that is as nuanced is coming out of
Speaker 1: the year that we are in currently, um and the
Speaker 1: significance of having a black bachelor for not having it
Speaker 1: so long all. He would always kind of like he
Speaker 1: was dealing it with it, like the nervous executives where
Speaker 1: he was like kind of like it's kind of crazy, right,
Speaker 1: like being like the first black bachelor, Like what's that
Speaker 1: like huh Like wow, uh yeah, it's like that ain't
Speaker 1: helping anybody know, we're nervous. He was terrible. Well, this
Speaker 1: dear fact that, like you know, Anna was saying last
Speaker 1: week that clearly they you know, they clearly they didn't
Speaker 1: bring in anybody behind the scenes to produce any any
Speaker 1: kind of a show like that. Really had anything different
Speaker 1: than how it's sort of always be like that, the
Speaker 1: that the man behind the curtain was just like terrified
Speaker 1: trying to appear like they were doing the right thing
Speaker 1: without actually like building in any infrastructure or like producers
Speaker 1: or anything that could have any kind of a delicate
Speaker 1: touch with it or be able to address it properly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were no people of color to be like this,
Speaker 1: ain't it? Yeah, because that's what we say, what what's something?
Speaker 1: Ain't it? We say this ain't it? No one was
Speaker 1: like this, ain't it? King? What did you guys think
Speaker 1: of all the women? Like, what did you think of
Speaker 1: his It seemed like he had a good batch of
Speaker 1: like there was some super villains, but then there was
Speaker 1: like a like he had sort of some great women
Speaker 1: to pick from. Um, what would we would what was
Speaker 1: as straight gentleman? What was your take on the gals
Speaker 1: that were there? My take on the gals was just
Speaker 1: like you said, good Batch, But that sounds crazy for
Speaker 1: me to say good Batch. All right? Uh No, I
Speaker 1: had my favorites from the beginning. Your favorite, Okay, So
Speaker 1: Mari was one of my early I picked her to
Speaker 1: win picked I knew she wouldn't win it I picked
Speaker 1: her or picked her to be the next bachelorette. I
Speaker 1: thought she was going to be the next bachelorette, Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I actually I take I
Speaker 1: take back the tone that I had with I knew
Speaker 1: she wasn't winning, because early in those conversations, I was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, I knew that he wasn't picking one
Speaker 1: of the black girls, especially one of the dark skin
Speaker 1: black girls. I knew that wasn't happening. Made he was
Speaker 1: gonna string him along to appear that way, to do
Speaker 1: what these shows usually do, like, all right, the black
Speaker 1: contestant has come far enough now we knew about it.
Speaker 1: I thought he was. He didn't even do that. He
Speaker 1: didn't do that. Chelsea was a Chelsea ball head Bay,
Speaker 1: chel Yes ball head Bay. I wonder what she getting
Speaker 1: her haircut by Matt's supercut. Uh? I wonder but if
Speaker 1: if his fantastic Sam's the guy that he had there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But he uh yeah, I knew that he wasn't picking
Speaker 1: in them. I said, Marie might be a chance he
Speaker 1: might be like see, see, I didn't A big white
Speaker 1: woman was Mari from the Beautiful Woman from Puerto Rico
Speaker 1: was not missed Puerto Rico. Okay, I thought Marie was
Speaker 1: going to be the Bachelor. I believe I thought Maggie.
Speaker 1: I believe I picked Maggie, the pharmacist from Epio, from Ethiopia.
Speaker 1: I think I picked her to take it. And she
Speaker 1: didn't get any action. Yeah, she did her. We didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't hear nothing from her. Okay, so you said
Speaker 1: you liked Marie. I liked Dildobay was the only one
Speaker 1: I actually followed on Instagram. Come, why did you like?
Speaker 1: And Justin I liked I followed. She showed her ass
Speaker 1: at the end. Interesting, Yeah, but um, and I liked
Speaker 1: Bree of course. I think Bree was everybody's Wait, tell
Speaker 1: me about sin. You said she showed her ass at them.
Speaker 1: She showed her at the end. She showed her as
Speaker 1: when she when she when she snitched on on Teeth
Speaker 1: Teeth baye An, she snitched on m J. That was
Speaker 1: he made it. She was playing the game. She was
Speaker 1: on the mold. You remember that ABC, That's what she
Speaker 1: was on. She was a mode. She snitched on MJ
Speaker 1: for being an asshole and then turned her out and
Speaker 1: was an asshole. Yeah, yeah, she was an asshole. When
Speaker 1: when they rolled in, yeah, send you. I loved her though,
Speaker 1: because in the beginning I was like, that's like the
Speaker 1: homegirl from high school that I had to crush on
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I never like told them I had
Speaker 1: to crush on them because you noticed them, what as
Speaker 1: alls you noticed them? That's what I was like, just saying,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be that person in the background, was like,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. Your whole kicks from the youth.
Speaker 1: So if you ever want to do, if you're if
Speaker 1: you were willing and interested to continue watching Dildobey's love journey,
Speaker 1: so we do we do um. We'll look at people's dating,
Speaker 1: like their profiles on the ABC website before the season,
Speaker 1: and we do draft picks based on their bios and
Speaker 1: their ABC photos. And I remember Miles just based on
Speaker 1: her photo alone, he did draft picks with us. So
Speaker 1: we pick out who's the top three, like who's getting
Speaker 1: a hometown, who's he gonna fucking like uh in like
Speaker 1: a Marriott, and then who's going to be the villain,
Speaker 1: and who is gonna win, who's gonna be the bachelor.
Speaker 1: I remember Miles saying, just Senia was the one that
Speaker 1: you sort of forget about because she's not as beautiful
Speaker 1: and flashy as some other ones. But then you go,
Speaker 1: all right, hey, just sending Justin is Miles and I
Speaker 1: both grew up in l A. And Justina is definitely
Speaker 1: like our bag, like in high school, like and that's
Speaker 1: the girl that you too, just like you said to
Speaker 1: you too shot to really talk to you, but you
Speaker 1: walked by you get a yuck off, be like, man,
Speaker 1: I bet you'll do your homework today. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: let me look at your homework though, let me look,
Speaker 1: And they did. And that's how you start to find
Speaker 1: in love with them because they stand in a hand
Speaker 1: maybe like here take it, don't don't let the teacher see.
Speaker 1: Don't let the teacher see. Just said he's going to
Speaker 1: help you. It's going to help you. And then when
Speaker 1: you're like super higher with your home is, you're like, y'all,
Speaker 1: I'm feelings. Just send you them. You're like what they say, WHOA,
Speaker 1: I'm about to see she's coming to the game that night.
Speaker 1: I want to see if she coming to the game tonight.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you how happy I bet Jenia would be.
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to tweet at just Senio
Speaker 1: what please our listeners all, let Jacenia know that she
Speaker 1: has two fans right here, because I feel like she
Speaker 1: didn't get the love that some of the other girls.
Speaker 1: And I feel like Sena needs to listen to this
Speaker 1: that her she's being celebrated, right. I just also like
Speaker 1: that she had MJ like stutter step and when MJ
Speaker 1: was clearly trying to lie and double down, like yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe she snitched on her, but I was like, get
Speaker 1: her as just senda. What did you guys think of
Speaker 1: m J? Because because Jerry Trainer, he was still super
Speaker 1: hot for m J even after she was sort of trash, Like,
Speaker 1: what was your vibe on m J is still single? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, you thought he hooked up with him. I
Speaker 1: was just curious where he's coming from. I think he's
Speaker 1: still single. I mean I think it's been like a
Speaker 1: year locked in his house, like growing his own hair,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like I didn't like the
Speaker 1: people who were doing like the Republican toxic should of
Speaker 1: like doubling getting caught and then doubling down even though
Speaker 1: you know you're caught right there. It's just a bad look.
Speaker 1: Like I saw, I wasn't vibing with that I liked MJ.
Speaker 1: I liked her at the beginning because she seemed like
Speaker 1: the coolest, Like m J. When she pulled up in
Speaker 1: the Jetta, she seemed like we could go to Wendy's,
Speaker 1: you know, like she seemed she seemed like the coolest.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that little alliance that formed with m J,
Speaker 1: Victoria and Teeth Bay teeth, Ann teeth teeth, Anna teeth teeth. Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: And then you guys, you guys liked Brie. Yeah. Bree
Speaker 1: was like, that's that's who should have been picked. She
Speaker 1: was so beautiful. That was Anna's number one queen. He
Speaker 1: reminded me of that I had of the wildest crush
Speaker 1: on when I was for Elena. She's stunning. I mean,
Speaker 1: like she was so beautiful, she was smart, she was like,
Speaker 1: had a nice I wish she was a bachelorette. I
Speaker 1: feel like guys would be lining up to try to
Speaker 1: win her heart. Did I sign up? I'm trying to
Speaker 1: sign up for Michelle season. Can we nominate you? You
Speaker 1: can nominate me. I gotta get my abs right though,
Speaker 1: But I feel like, hum, I feel like, because she's
Speaker 1: not filming, she's not feel them until the fall because
Speaker 1: because she wants to finish teaching her students for the semester,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna she's gonna do it during the summer,
Speaker 1: So you have until this summer. We have to nominate you.
Speaker 1: But you shouldn't even have to get your abs right,
Speaker 1: you should just go in your personalities enough. She would
Speaker 1: love She's also she you know, they wouldn't show it
Speaker 1: during the season, but like, she's funny, She's down to
Speaker 1: have fun. She was making fun of Matt with all
Speaker 1: the pushups and stuff. Yeah, athletic, too athletic, she was.
Speaker 1: She was she could hoop like I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's her mom could hoop her mom like her whole
Speaker 1: family was so cute. Oh my god. I feel like
Speaker 1: you would do well because I feel like Funny you're
Speaker 1: a nice guy, You're successful, but like, like legitimately, Funny
Speaker 1: hasn't really been on there very much. And I gotta say,
Speaker 1: as a as a human lady on Earth, that's a
Speaker 1: hot commodity, like somebody can make you laugh really really funny,
Speaker 1: but also calls just called too talented to be on
Speaker 1: the any more than anything, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I know, but it could make your career should I've
Speaker 1: been doing and you just remember me from being the
Speaker 1: dads guy from The Bachelor. Listen, I'm walking into the
Speaker 1: first day. Listen, my name is Carl, I'm younger day Miles,
Speaker 1: and I'm not here to take no bullshit. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: slack everybody. Yeah, I come here. I'm like, they don't
Speaker 1: believe that in my wig is blowing off, and then
Speaker 1: you hear a rumor that Carl's leaving. No, Carl Ner
Speaker 1: wasn't this season, though, it feels like there were a
Speaker 1: lot of people who normally like are too real to
Speaker 1: be on The Bachelor or Bachelorette, Like they seem like
Speaker 1: miss Math. They seem like we saw genuine human contestants
Speaker 1: this year versus like the you know, influencer, lifestyle seeking
Speaker 1: automatons that usually your contestants. So I'm curious, like how
Speaker 1: any of these people end up with their own season. Katie,
Speaker 1: I think she's built she's built out, you know, she's
Speaker 1: made from Bachelor Nations parts, and I think I understands
Speaker 1: the franchise. But someone like Michelle, I feel like has
Speaker 1: a very sincere heart, but maybe she's just like waiting
Speaker 1: for that opportunity because like, I gotta get off these
Speaker 1: zoom classes. Okay, you know what, We're gonna take a
Speaker 1: break and we'll come back right back and we'll discuss
Speaker 1: that because I have a theory about that. But the
Speaker 1: bone zone, let's get in. The bone zone does and
Speaker 1: we're back. So Miles before the break asked the question
Speaker 1: about if that Katie was built like she's sort of
Speaker 1: like a Frankenstein of Batchelor Bachelor parts. Um, I'm curious.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I feel like and I'm because Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: our producer here has seen every single episode season. I
Speaker 1: feel that Michelle seems like the realist one we've had
Speaker 1: since I've started watching. I think the closest one to
Speaker 1: that maybe was Becca, and that she was I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, Rachel was a lawyer. Rachel was a practicing lawyer. Um,
Speaker 1: but Becca seemed like she seemed like she wanted to
Speaker 1: stay in like Wisconsin or wherever she was from and Minnesota,
Speaker 1: but she was in PR and that to me is
Speaker 1: already like that means you're drawn to like a lawyer,
Speaker 1: there's money and being a lawyer there's no money being
Speaker 1: a teacher, like right, you're fucking you're built to be
Speaker 1: a t like that's of I commend people who choose
Speaker 1: that as a profession because it's so selfless. That's I'm like,
Speaker 1: that doesn't quite matched with like people I see on
Speaker 1: reality shows a lot. I hope she doesn't get put
Speaker 1: through the machine in a bad way that affects her soul,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that? Like, I hope. I
Speaker 1: hope she finds her person and stays, you know, in
Speaker 1: her hometown and continues doing her teaching versus like quitting it,
Speaker 1: coming to l A, moving to like to Luca Lake
Speaker 1: and becoming a correspondent for you know, Access Hollywood or whatever,
Speaker 1: like the like the like there, like the teaching segment.
Speaker 1: You know, if I win, that's what she's gonna have
Speaker 1: to do. I dove into Luca Lake. Okay, great? You
Speaker 1: know what she could do segments on the Today Show
Speaker 1: or whatever. She could do like the like learning things
Speaker 1: in the Today Show, or she could teach into local Lake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? What do you think, Katie, how do you
Speaker 1: think she's going to fare as a bachelor at I
Speaker 1: think she's going to be great. I think that I
Speaker 1: really hope that she kind of you know, stays true
Speaker 1: to herself. Um, but I think you're right. I think
Speaker 1: she might be one of the most real people that
Speaker 1: has been on the show. And I hope that, Um,
Speaker 1: I just hope they don't like try to like fuck her,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's just like putting some really douchebag
Speaker 1: guys and just you know, hopefully they'll learn their lesson
Speaker 1: and just put some genuine guys. And they're another white racis.
Speaker 1: They're just like, literally I have I wouldn't the f
Speaker 1: of the ship they've done. I wouldn't be surprised, Like
Speaker 1: they're so fucked up, it's just insane. But oh that
Speaker 1: there's gonna be at least one white racist. Hopefully she
Speaker 1: doesn't fall for him. Every time they've had a black lead,
Speaker 1: they can't do that. They they can't, but they but
Speaker 1: they just did it with mad Let's not let politics
Speaker 1: separate this. I don't. I'm sorry. I'm telling you, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm good for you. Okay. When I was younger, my
Speaker 1: mammy was black, and I I felt she was a woman.
Speaker 1: She would let me put lotion on her elbows, and
Speaker 1: when I think of her, I think of nothing but love,
Speaker 1: nothing but love and honestly, yes, I was wearing you know,
Speaker 1: makeup to maybe look darker in that video. But I
Speaker 1: think it should count for something that I hit the
Speaker 1: moonwalk so smooth. I don't Michael Jackson's that was the
Speaker 1: best era of Michael Jackson. But yeah, and I'm honoring that.
Speaker 1: But I hit the But I hit the moonwalk so
Speaker 1: smooth though that I looked like Jaden Smith in that
Speaker 1: one video that looking smooth and doubled over in her
Speaker 1: closet with her blurred back. Producers would apply, They'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, he did hit the moonwalk pretty smooth. Apparently,
Speaker 1: so apparently Chris Harrison. Now I didn't know this until
Speaker 1: Anna just texted me right before. I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to open up. So maybe Anna you can be our correspondent. Allegedly,
Speaker 1: after Chris Harrison fired off his mouth with Rachel Lindsay
Speaker 1: in a way that was so brutal, just went on
Speaker 1: and on and on and on and on and couldn't
Speaker 1: just couldn't stop getting in his own way. And eighteen
Speaker 1: was five years ago, okay, I mean it was that.
Speaker 1: I mean, who are you, Rachel Lindsay? Who are you?
Speaker 1: And way apparently he's lawyered up. So what's the deal.
Speaker 1: Apparently he's hired a power lawyer because if you get
Speaker 1: called out for not understanding race in this country, your
Speaker 1: first step, which should be to get a high powered lawyer. Really,
Speaker 1: he's really piste off, right, he's like ticked off. So
Speaker 1: he got Brian Freedman, who represented Gabrielle Union during her
Speaker 1: dispute with America's got talent, which is a real dispute
Speaker 1: versus this one, which is just like learned something, but
Speaker 1: it says um. They put out a statement saying Chris
Speaker 1: as a spotless record for twenty years and he's always
Speaker 1: been a good company man, which for some reason, good
Speaker 1: company man always sounds in the backyard, he says. But
Speaker 1: after the way he's been treated by producers and executives
Speaker 1: over the past couple of weeks, he's run out of
Speaker 1: cheeks to turn, which is like okay, and then he's
Speaker 1: like now he's ready to tell the truth about how
Speaker 1: things really work over there, and he has plenty of
Speaker 1: evidence to back him up. This I come out today,
Speaker 1: is that today came out in March two, yesterday. So
Speaker 1: he's running the Sharon Osborne playbook right now. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I funked up on camera and now I'm the problem.
Speaker 1: Oh no, So this is what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fucking threatened to snitch on everybody because what that
Speaker 1: dumb ship she said on the Talk. She's now threatening
Speaker 1: to spill all the secrets, she said, and someone said
Speaker 1: she knows her. The bodies are hidden on the Talk
Speaker 1: by watches the show. Eve made rap music and music
Speaker 1: mad words. I can't believe that this is what they
Speaker 1: are doing to me. If your own song was Love
Speaker 1: is Blind, you should know that and it'll take over
Speaker 1: your mind. Eve's got little Paul pricked on her booby doodles?
Speaker 1: How was she a stripper in Philadelphia with such small breast?
Speaker 1: But that's exact same thing runners to. I like it
Speaker 1: basically blackmail. It's like, well, it's basically saying what I hear,
Speaker 1: and tell me if you if you're hearing something different
Speaker 1: what I hear? When I hear that, he's threatening to
Speaker 1: say that he's been a company man. He's gonna tell
Speaker 1: all on the production that he's towed the line for
Speaker 1: however many seasons I hear, if you don't have me
Speaker 1: back on after Katie's season and I'm sure some bad
Speaker 1: things have gone down on this show, Like I'm sure
Speaker 1: if he really did talk, I'm sure there's messed up
Speaker 1: things that have gone down over the years on this show.
Speaker 1: And I bet this is his way of like openly
Speaker 1: blackmailing them to like to like tied to get him
Speaker 1: back on. Is that what's happening? Is that what he
Speaker 1: They replaced me with the black male. Now I'm about
Speaker 1: to show him some black nails. I'm Chris Harrison. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like he was I never felt like that
Speaker 1: he was actually fired, So what's he going? I think
Speaker 1: it's because originally they were like, he's going to step
Speaker 1: away from after the final Rows, there was still backlash
Speaker 1: of like what the funk because anyone on good Good
Speaker 1: Morning America and tried to do an apology and Michael
Speaker 1: straight was like I don't believe it, which I don't accept.
Speaker 1: And then after that they made him, I guess step
Speaker 1: away from Bachelorette, I guess Katie's season as well, And
Speaker 1: that's I think what led to this of him being like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, he can't come back for Michelle's season either,
Speaker 1: like I don't want you there. When one has to
Speaker 1: go through this because you have proven yourself like incapable
Speaker 1: of understanding the struggle. He's doing the Hollywood professional version
Speaker 1: of the January six in surrection. The racist didn't get
Speaker 1: what he wanted was held to account, and he's now
Speaker 1: threatening the thing like with its own racism. It's like
Speaker 1: so confusing. Well, he's not willing to be held to
Speaker 1: account at all, Like, oh, it's such an interesting reaction
Speaker 1: where the buying area is to accept what you've done
Speaker 1: or to resist, and he's chosen to resist in the
Speaker 1: most like aggressive way possible, rather than accepting that he
Speaker 1: was completely ill prepared. He's ignorant. He has a lot
Speaker 1: to learn and a lot of growth to do still
Speaker 1: and having that be his journey, but he does he's
Speaker 1: not interested in that. So he's like, I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 1: bring everyone down. Motherfucker's come on. Yeah he got on
Speaker 1: that show. I was like, I'm sicking. S Yeah, I was,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how many times he said woke police,
Speaker 1: Like just the phrase woke police, the amount of phrasing
Speaker 1: of woke police. God bless Rachel Lindsay of where she's
Speaker 1: had to she had to sit there and like and
Speaker 1: she talked about that on that on her podcast of
Speaker 1: having to sit there and keep her calm and like
Speaker 1: deal with this guy who was just like he did
Speaker 1: it to himself, you know, like and she u He
Speaker 1: went on and on and on and on and on
Speaker 1: and on, and apparently when he walked away he felt
Speaker 1: good about it, like he felt like he thought it
Speaker 1: was a good interview. He's like, I might get some slack,
Speaker 1: but I think that went pretty well. Like I'm so
Speaker 1: glad that. The thing I always hate is when you
Speaker 1: know people who are clearly saying something very problematical, like
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we can always have this sort of
Speaker 1: discussion if you can disagree, and it's like, bit, she
Speaker 1: said some racist. Just because I didn't stab you as
Speaker 1: my first reaction to what you said doesn't mean I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about it in the parking lot perspect because I
Speaker 1: can say something incredibly racist and insensitive and you can
Speaker 1: just sit there and be like what and you disagree
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, It's like no, no, no, no, how
Speaker 1: did you feel? I mean it was brutal. I'm obviously
Speaker 1: watching like the finale, What was your how was your what?
Speaker 1: What was your journey? How did you feel and when
Speaker 1: it was like Matt's mom, Matt's mom saying love ends,
Speaker 1: and then him folding in on himself and then watching
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison be like, here's my buddy, and then like
Speaker 1: uh and then like and then they sort of meet
Speaker 1: me at the lake and then the sort of handshake
Speaker 1: will be together. But it was brutal with it, with
Speaker 1: the plantation that ship. It was so it was wild
Speaker 1: to me. I hadn't, like I already figured once she
Speaker 1: made it to the final four, I was like, we
Speaker 1: know who he's picking. He told us episode and Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison told us by how crazy he was with Rachel.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't have been this crazy if she didn't win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it was. And also what I was taking off going, well,
Speaker 1: I've caught off gone for mostly in empart was how
Speaker 1: Matt was touching his mom. Oh my god, can we
Speaker 1: can Anna? Will you put it in the chat? Have
Speaker 1: you seen there's a there's a tweet, there's a video
Speaker 1: of him rubbing her inner thigh in a way his
Speaker 1: hand just like goes. It's the most intimate. No one's
Speaker 1: ever touched my inner thigh like that. Ever, no one,
Speaker 1: I was saying last episode, I don't think I would
Speaker 1: even give my father a handshake much less like sit
Speaker 1: entwined like a wet soul's pretzel with Willie Maureene, just
Speaker 1: like having his hat like me with my hand on
Speaker 1: his inner thigh. Anything to this clip really quick. I'm looking,
Speaker 1: I'm looking. I miss I missed that ship here, I'll
Speaker 1: text it right now to hold on hold him. It's
Speaker 1: like one to thumbs the thumb. It's weird. I like
Speaker 1: they got jerkins on the table though, um, isn't it?
Speaker 1: So never had anxiety from the moment he shifted from
Speaker 1: thumb on kneecap to palm sliding up thigh. Dud, Did
Speaker 1: you miss did you miss? Did you miss it? When
Speaker 1: you were watching it? Yeah? Because I have like a
Speaker 1: lot of the times I'm like, I'm like reading something
Speaker 1: and watching reality TV. But I didn't. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I missed that because also I was also hung up
Speaker 1: on his mom reminds me of the football player Kurt
Speaker 1: Warner's wife, and I think she's Selene Dione. Okay for me,
Speaker 1: it's Brenda Warner from the King the Rams when their
Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Um. Yeah, well, because she had this like
Speaker 1: shock of white hair and people like was Kurt Warner's
Speaker 1: wife and she had big Kurt Warner's wife energy for
Speaker 1: all the mpans and that was back. That was back
Speaker 1: when they wasn't being uh point to present kinder on
Speaker 1: TV and it looks um but yeah, the that was
Speaker 1: such an interesting that true. I don't know, like a
Speaker 1: I guess that's how they get down in their family,
Speaker 1: like they're just very oddly affectionate or like is he
Speaker 1: also on some weird like kind of um autopilot mode
Speaker 1: where the cameras are on and he's interacting with a
Speaker 1: woman that it's always someone he's potentially could fuck, so
Speaker 1: he at that moment his circuit was fried and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh right, it's mom talking to me, not someone who
Speaker 1: I'm about to make out. Just I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was weird. I don't want to put that gross like
Speaker 1: that on nobody, but definitely that ship is weird doing
Speaker 1: anything like that. Yeah. Yeah, you ain't evenna see me,
Speaker 1: Like I'll just be sitting there frustrated with my mom. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: shut up. What did you say? Nothing? Nothing, nothing. It
Speaker 1: definitely is. It was weird to watch because on the
Speaker 1: one hand, now this is your first season watching, but
Speaker 1: oftentimes the parents. I thought her actual interactions with both
Speaker 1: of the young ladies, I thought she was lovely, Like,
Speaker 1: she was very warm. She wasn't super py defensive and
Speaker 1: sometimes people are like their hackles are up meeting, you know.
Speaker 1: I felt that she was very charming and welcoming, and
Speaker 1: you know, and she's she teared up with both of them.
Speaker 1: She felt very gracious afterwards. She was like, I feel
Speaker 1: like I just met my future daughter in law. They're
Speaker 1: both lovely young ladies. And then and then she like
Speaker 1: shot the poisoned dart that was like, Angie will be mine.
Speaker 1: You get to be mine, he will be mine forever,
Speaker 1: you know, Like basically even his brother said it. Both
Speaker 1: of them are like, and he said it like they've
Speaker 1: never fully seen him in love. They've never like there's
Speaker 1: some disconnect there where he can only get so far,
Speaker 1: Like you know, he kept repeating, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: my dad. I'm not gonna be my dad. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be my dad. And then like and then there
Speaker 1: did feel like there was a window of opening with
Speaker 1: both Michelle and like pretending that Rachel is a different person.
Speaker 1: Let's just pretend Rachel didn't have her terrible history, but
Speaker 1: like him with any woman, I feel like he would
Speaker 1: have just been shut down no matter who it was.
Speaker 1: There like that love fades, like I just felt badly
Speaker 1: for him. I felt badly for the guy. And then
Speaker 1: the hand on the inner thigh. His brother was the
Speaker 1: funniest character on TV. Loved it, Rachel, Can I steal
Speaker 1: you for a second? So, uh well your intentions, brother?
Speaker 1: I loved it. He had like a long stemmed wine
Speaker 1: glass say it was like a big glass of chard
Speaker 1: today and was like really hitting the hard hitting questions.
Speaker 1: You describe a time that maybe you weren't proud of
Speaker 1: your behavior. I love it. I loved this project. Looked
Speaker 1: like Kaepernick. Yes, yes, that's what I said, the exact
Speaker 1: same thing. I was like, you got Kaepernick and nise
Speaker 1: in him. Yeah, he was Kaepernip. I could not believe
Speaker 1: what I was looking at, and it was he and
Speaker 1: his wraps are so interesting. That one lyric that he
Speaker 1: said it was like opened the door I'm sucking your
Speaker 1: daughter was like one of the lines in his wraps.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, Okay, what's his name? John John? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think yeah, Scorpion, John Scorpio, John Scorpio, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's his rap name, which you know, I found that
Speaker 1: interesting because Matt's social media applies that he's very religious,
Speaker 1: where he's like I'm in the car and doing Bible
Speaker 1: study on FaceTime. And then you have John whom fucking
Speaker 1: your daughter like it also seems like thirty times more
Speaker 1: chill and fun, like just like I wish johna than
Speaker 1: our bachelor, right, But then it's like, but why have
Speaker 1: we never heard of John if he's got raps? And
Speaker 1: it's like, why is Matt not promoting his brother like
Speaker 1: he has this platform, It's like, at least your brother there.
Speaker 1: They're those like siblings, you know, where they're polar opposites.
Speaker 1: And Mask, that dude who's like took the sports too
Speaker 1: seriously and never like hung out with Everybody's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna smoke we dude, I'm trying to play football.
Speaker 1: I like, you think you're gonna fucking never be good
Speaker 1: at football because you hit a blunt full Matt Matt is.
Speaker 1: That's Matt bros. That like Matt was hanging around with
Speaker 1: all the boys and polo shirts and cargo shorts and
Speaker 1: Sperry's with no socks, with like a trucker hat or
Speaker 1: like a real tree hat, like to the side kind
Speaker 1: of Yeah, Brody and Brandon and those guys who were
Speaker 1: like baseball players who were like doing cheo and tobacco
Speaker 1: when when they were like thirteen and that was with
Speaker 1: Matt boys and they like, dude, your brother bro, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not racist, Bro, But he's like, you're a brother.
Speaker 1: He's like black black, He's like ghetto. Yeah, he's like, ghetto, Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm not racist, but yeah, how does that have? Like
Speaker 1: you have the same guy? Are you okay? Thank you?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, yeah, I don't know. Guys, what
Speaker 1: do you what's your take? Yeah? I agree with you. John.
Speaker 1: For John, John, he's gotta he's got to come to
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. Like I wonder what he thought of his
Speaker 1: brother being the Bachelor. He probably wasn't surprised, like at
Speaker 1: the second, he was probably hanging out with people in
Speaker 1: orbit of the show. But what's interesting is like he
Speaker 1: does kind of seem he doesn't seem like he hates
Speaker 1: his brother. No, So it's odd that like they are
Speaker 1: to me, I can like there's a tension. I think
Speaker 1: just because they seem so have such different like lifestyles
Speaker 1: or perspectives on life. Um, but then that you see
Speaker 1: like John actually be the brother who needed a goblet
Speaker 1: of wine to just kind of be like, you know,
Speaker 1: level with me here, I love, I love go ahead, Anna.
Speaker 1: I mean he came in, He's like, you know you
Speaker 1: keep me, uh keep trying your waves like he was
Speaker 1: making he checked it on him. He's like your waves cool,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, I got my wives cool like
Speaker 1: and then and then immediately it felt like he was
Speaker 1: kind of like, look, I know my brother, like we've
Speaker 1: never been in this situation, but he's never like brought
Speaker 1: a girl home and be like I love her so
Speaker 1: like he see like he knew his brother like he
Speaker 1: knew he was like so just so you know, like
Speaker 1: this fool is out like he's he's running around New
Speaker 1: York with Gid like he was spotted with Serena Williams,
Speaker 1: Like he's out here. He's never come home and been
Speaker 1: like there's here's like my girlfriend's person I would like
Speaker 1: to be with. Has it? Has it? We had a
Speaker 1: little mole intel. We have a little intel, and I
Speaker 1: never get like I don't ever want any spoilers. But
Speaker 1: as it goes, allegedly one of our listeners gave us
Speaker 1: a little intel that she knows a little birdie that
Speaker 1: might work somewhere near there. Apparently, allegedly he didn't sleep
Speaker 1: with any of them in the fantasy suitets. I don't
Speaker 1: know that's true or not. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is real hot goss or
Speaker 1: if this is just bullshit. But I'm always curious. I
Speaker 1: always wonder if they get down, like three nights in
Speaker 1: a row and ap now you look shocked, Miles talk
Speaker 1: to him. I mean, I guess that that really and
Speaker 1: that's all god? You know, um he was, I guess
Speaker 1: is he walking like he talks it with the prayer
Speaker 1: and stuff usually taking the sanctity of marriage. That seriously,
Speaker 1: all that butter he put on was butter and s
Speaker 1: up bought me a pan of biscuits in it. There's
Speaker 1: no because remember he was being nasty in that yoga
Speaker 1: thing too, Yeah he was. He was warning with Serena
Speaker 1: Canadian serena, so the word So apparently, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's true or not, but that is would. But
Speaker 1: to me, that's the whole Like if you're the bachelor,
Speaker 1: and let's say you that's sort of the funny being
Speaker 1: the bachelors, you get a free pass of like getting
Speaker 1: at it with like three gals, and then he's getting
Speaker 1: you know, not only is he the first black bachelor,
Speaker 1: but he's the first black bachelor in christ. Um that
Speaker 1: very seriously, it seems. But then it does track because
Speaker 1: I know, I remember the kids who were like wild,
Speaker 1: horny and like it just and they were nasty like
Speaker 1: in public, but they would never but that was how
Speaker 1: they got their ship out because they were never going
Speaker 1: to actually, you know, they were said so much guilt
Speaker 1: about sex or whatever and they were just being like
Speaker 1: just wild out in public. So maybe that's that is him.
Speaker 1: But uh either way, Uh, I guess I didn't care. Carl. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you were the bachelor, would you take if you
Speaker 1: if you had three dream girls, would you take the
Speaker 1: opportunity to get at it with all three? And fantasy suites?
Speaker 1: Absolutely possible to the Wizard, Yeah, I'm doing. First of all,
Speaker 1: I'm doing the butter challenge with all of them. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you could use the same butter from last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the stoppie up with a biscuit, the country crop challenge.
Speaker 1: We can once we're done with this container we can
Speaker 1: put some greens in it and freeze them for aware. Now, Miles,
Speaker 1: have you ever sew you? Miles, you watched clarentatious season,
Speaker 1: and you watched this season, and then you watched like
Speaker 1: the the condensed versions for us. Have you ever seen
Speaker 1: a Bachelor in Paradise? No, just the only things I've
Speaker 1: seen our clips that uh animals send me. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna talk
Speaker 1: to you for one hot second about Bachelor in Paradise
Speaker 1: and then we'll wrap it up. Who I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but things are getting so hot in here,
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take I'll pay your break and
Speaker 1: we're back. So, Carl, you've never seen anything besides the season,
Speaker 1: never seen anything besides this season. The only thing that
Speaker 1: I had seen before was when there was that weird
Speaker 1: like drunk sexual assault thing from a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Did you watch that season? You know? Okay, So basically,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess by the time they get to miss
Speaker 1: else season, it will probably be more like a proper
Speaker 1: Bachelor season because the world would be vaccinated. So hopefully
Speaker 1: what you missed when what Miles has missed and but
Speaker 1: he's seen in the condensed versions. Normally. Half of the
Speaker 1: fun of this is like people they're flying all it's
Speaker 1: very unrealistic dates. It's a lot of like helicopter rising
Speaker 1: castles and and like stadiums and like just it's like
Speaker 1: you're flying all over the world. And then but it's
Speaker 1: all of like The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, they're all
Speaker 1: just farm teams for the greatest show on Earth Earth,
Speaker 1: which is Bachelor in Paradise, which is basically sexual musical
Speaker 1: chairs where you have to be like hooking up with
Speaker 1: somebody and if you're not, like you get eliminated and
Speaker 1: they keep filtering. So say like Adda and Carl are
Speaker 1: a couple, but he's been like waiting for Katie to
Speaker 1: come in, So he's like flirting with Anna, just waiting
Speaker 1: for the week that like Katie comes in. So you've
Speaker 1: gotta you never know if somebody. People are just playing
Speaker 1: the look out of each other, but so they're playing
Speaker 1: the funk out of each other. But this is a
Speaker 1: franchise where people actually you spend more time together. So
Speaker 1: this they usually film it in Mexico. They usually film
Speaker 1: it down your Portaviota and Silida and, Um, there's been
Speaker 1: actually a lot of marriages and babies and stuff that
Speaker 1: have come out of here because people spend more time
Speaker 1: together so and they don't have to protect their leads.
Speaker 1: The editors will edit it where if somebody's hammered and
Speaker 1: talking to a producer off camera, they will fuck them
Speaker 1: over and edit it so it looks like they're talking
Speaker 1: to a raccoon or a crab or something like. It's
Speaker 1: really great. It's the best show on television. Um, do
Speaker 1: you wish they were not doing Katie as a bachelor
Speaker 1: at I don't know. I don't know. Go ahead on, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just keep going, keep being diverse. You're not people
Speaker 1: aren't gonna watch because you're diversifying the cast. Um. And
Speaker 1: Katie feels like a bat lurette, Like I could feel
Speaker 1: like I've seen her on every Bachelorette poster. That's like
Speaker 1: she seems perfectly nice. I like that she stood up
Speaker 1: for people. But I do feel as though there were
Speaker 1: so many great women that were casts on this that
Speaker 1: were like there was so there like that were not
Speaker 1: not just another white girl, Like there were so many
Speaker 1: different like there were so many women to pick from
Speaker 1: that they could have picked from, and they went back
Speaker 1: to what they always picked from, which I thought was disappointing.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have mind seeing I mean, she's white steel,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't mind seeing deaf Bay because that would
Speaker 1: have been interesting because we haven't like that would have
Speaker 1: been something that him that's still differently abled people, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like at least that's a dif,
Speaker 1: that's we're diverging from, just sort of like this traditional,
Speaker 1: you know, American idea of what is sexy white people. Well,
Speaker 1: that was our guests. We sort of felt like early
Speaker 1: on that they were keeping her from him because she
Speaker 1: came out so strong out of the gate. We kind
Speaker 1: of like they were keeping her. And then he never
Speaker 1: took her on a date. We thought ABC was like
Speaker 1: keeping her for themselves to make her the bachelorette, and
Speaker 1: but they just they just sucked her over. They didn't
Speaker 1: do She'll be in Paradise, She'll she'll maybe find some
Speaker 1: love in a hot tub in Mexico. Do people get
Speaker 1: really like just devastated from the fucking deception down in
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, Like it's not like I get
Speaker 1: Some people probably end up with somebody they want to
Speaker 1: be with. But like, aren't some people like just epically
Speaker 1: fucked over that They're like, I mean anyway, but the
Speaker 1: world is different. It's an interesting thing. Like I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people the goal is to get to
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise even more than winning, because it's fun.
Speaker 1: You get to go hang out in Mexico for a month,
Speaker 1: like at a pretty resort, and and that's where they
Speaker 1: all get their Instagram followers, so they don't have to
Speaker 1: go back to that. They don't have to be a
Speaker 1: dental assistant again. Like they can do fab fit fund
Speaker 1: boxes with their code, you know, they can be like
Speaker 1: if they hit a certain number of like followers. We
Speaker 1: were we were in Nashville a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: and like you know, a lot of them had their
Speaker 1: apartments covered in these nice new builds. If they like
Speaker 1: like tweet, you know, put insertainly where they were living,
Speaker 1: like you know. So I think for a lot of them,
Speaker 1: the goal is building their brand so they don't have
Speaker 1: to work, right, Is that true? Um? Is there anything?
Speaker 1: So overall, you guys are going to keep watching, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna keep watching. I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 1: I would not mind seeing Victoria on this Bachelor in
Speaker 1: Paradise thing. Oh, she'll be there, She'll be there, Carl.
Speaker 1: We hope you keep watching. We understand if you don't,
Speaker 1: but if you do keep watching, we would love to
Speaker 1: have you back on with us, because you're delighted. I
Speaker 1: would love to come back. And also, here's what we'll
Speaker 1: keep me watching. If Katie's season, if all the contestants,
Speaker 1: if they go down to Howard University and Clark Atlanta
Speaker 1: and Jackson State in Alabama State, and they just get
Speaker 1: a bunch of frat boys from they get the Alpha's,
Speaker 1: the Kappa's, the Q Dogs, and those are all the contests.
Speaker 1: Just a bunch of college age black dudes, and and
Speaker 1: you know what I'm in, all right. And she was
Speaker 1: on the she was on Mad Season. So as a
Speaker 1: casting producer, I'm like, oh, you're gonna say something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now old? How old is Katie? There was a there
Speaker 1: was a little preview Katie saw a hot guy that
Speaker 1: was there's a little preview of some of her guys. Um.
Speaker 1: So if you have any desire to do some if
Speaker 1: you have any desires, if you have any desire to
Speaker 1: do some draft picks with us, we can hook you in.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, yes, I do. Okay, okay, great, so
Speaker 1: you guys could be part of our draft picks that
Speaker 1: will hook you in and then you and then you
Speaker 1: look at we were I overall miles, how do you does?
Speaker 1: There was we thought the villain was going to be
Speaker 1: the lady with the lips who had like the food
Speaker 1: bar thing and she never said anything. Amber right from
Speaker 1: Coasta Mesa. No, that was Aliana Eliota from Coasta Mesa
Speaker 1: with the lips, and she she was a mom and
Speaker 1: she had a food bar company, but she never said anything.
Speaker 1: And I think there was a few of people that
Speaker 1: we were like, that's the one. We did clock Victoria
Speaker 1: as a villain, I mean from the beginning and Katie
Speaker 1: like that was like the first note I took was
Speaker 1: that Katie and I mean not that Katie was like
Speaker 1: a villain in a traditional sense, but she definitely set
Speaker 1: it off by not, you know, wanting to sit around
Speaker 1: passively what people are being toxic as right, and we
Speaker 1: knew somebody we will Victoria put her occupation as queen.
Speaker 1: She led with that. It was interesting to me that Dildbey,
Speaker 1: dil Dobey thought she was going to be the villain.
Speaker 1: She came in when she poked the miss miss Poto report,
Speaker 1: Miss Puerto Rico was talking to Matt about her grandparents
Speaker 1: devastation from a hurricane, and she comes in and pokes
Speaker 1: her in the cheek with a vibrator. The sheer fact
Speaker 1: and that woman is now the bachelorette has been and
Speaker 1: then she quickly realized. I think she went in trying
Speaker 1: to be the villain and then realized she was out
Speaker 1: villained by Victoria and then um and now she's our bachelorte,
Speaker 1: which is craz didn't even just violate Miss Puerto Rico
Speaker 1: with the vibrator, which is I was. I had adrenaline
Speaker 1: rush when I saw that. I was like, that was disgusting.
Speaker 1: You cannot disgusting, cannot let this stand, You cannot let
Speaker 1: this stand. But also you're on TV and you're she
Speaker 1: poked her with a vibrator. That was like that. The
Speaker 1: storyline was it was like her like in theory it
Speaker 1: had been used like this was her vibrator. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: I asked one last question before we how what did
Speaker 1: you how did you guys think Emmanuel Acco did as
Speaker 1: the guest host for after the final routes. That's a
Speaker 1: that's a charming man and he knows it. And what
Speaker 1: was cheesing in a camera? Uh? I thought it was.
Speaker 1: I mean he was holding feet to the fire. He
Speaker 1: got in there and he was asking the question, and
Speaker 1: I feel like he's such like you know, the ex
Speaker 1: football players. He's probably such a big dudes, Like, who's
Speaker 1: gonna stop me from asking? Who gonna what you're gonna say? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm asking you, man, why you picked the white girl?
Speaker 1: Matt Man, why you picked the white girl? And he's
Speaker 1: like yeah, then looked me in my eyes. Man, that's
Speaker 1: the coffee table between them. Yeah. I was turning about
Speaker 1: how they're both so huge too, and they somehow they
Speaker 1: had extra like low couches, so they look so enormous
Speaker 1: on those tiny couches. They're just huge dudes and tiny couches.
Speaker 1: I only saw clips of him, but but you know,
Speaker 1: it seemed fine. Anything anything that isn't Chris Harrison is
Speaker 1: a weird. It was a cringe e that Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: still had the voiceover for It's like and now after
Speaker 1: there was like, oh you're still you're like, no, go away.
Speaker 1: The whole point of this is that you're supposed to
Speaker 1: not be here. He's like and coming up a, Manuel Acho,
Speaker 1: it's like what you're down from kind of the voice
Speaker 1: of systemic oppression. Huh throughout this whole thing. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: never leaving. And they made Emmanuel Acho say Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: made a few blunders for which he apologized, and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, yeah, like, but it wasn't accepted.
Speaker 1: It was the apology was not you didn't mention. It
Speaker 1: wasn't accepted. Um. I'm curious if you guys would be
Speaker 1: because I thought Manuela did a good job. There are
Speaker 1: a few points where I was like, well, they have
Speaker 1: to say this kind of stuff, but it's also just whatever. Um.
Speaker 1: But also, do you guys think he could potentially replace
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison moving forward? Uh? It depends on what happens
Speaker 1: with this lawyer stuff. The fact that he lawyered up,
Speaker 1: because I literally looked at it like all right, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: like he gonna step away for this episode, but he'll
Speaker 1: be back, Like I don't think he needs to be
Speaker 1: fired for this, Like I didn't think it was a series,
Speaker 1: but like he now he lawyering up. They might be like,
Speaker 1: you know, we we'll get you out of here. My
Speaker 1: power just went out. Great, great, look at you go though,
Speaker 1: look at your adapting. He did not miss a beat,
Speaker 1: all right, But my my my thing is recording so locally,
Speaker 1: so I have the file. Um. Do you think Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison will be back, miles? And do you think Emmanuel
Speaker 1: will replace it? Um? Do I think, yes, Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: will be back, because that's just the pattern of our country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think he will be back for or
Speaker 1: you know, or they'll or we'll get the mess that
Speaker 1: we deserve in that he'll the producer will draw a
Speaker 1: line and say, sorry, yeah, we actually need to move
Speaker 1: on and involve a bit, and then he'll dig up
Speaker 1: all the ABC bodies and see how cool those look.
Speaker 1: I mean, it will be crazy if we hear what
Speaker 1: he digs up exactly. We got so many great reviews.
Speaker 1: As you know, I'm on a mission to try to
Speaker 1: get to thousand stars by twenty twenty, to keep on
Speaker 1: keeping on. I know, we got we got a couple
Speaker 1: of month break now, so we gotta like, if you're bored,
Speaker 1: just go just go like it over there. Here's when
Speaker 1: we got five stars. This is a lovely review from
Speaker 1: Luke from Aspen. The The subject is long overdue review
Speaker 1: of the best Bocheler Bachelor. I'm very fancy now of
Speaker 1: the best Bachelor podcast around, to my favorite Bachelor podcast,
Speaker 1: three things one five stars. Of course, here's to two
Speaker 1: thousand stars in one Yes, Luke number two, shout out
Speaker 1: production crew. I find myself leaning in every time Arden
Speaker 1: says I see you leaning in to Anna or Katie.
Speaker 1: As a fellow podcast producer, y'all wear the production and
Speaker 1: talent hats marvelously, so shout out you too. Three. I
Speaker 1: can't overstate how well this podcast has walked that new
Speaker 1: weird tight rope that Captain Harrison and the Bachelor producers
Speaker 1: have forced us to walk through. I'm stumbling because I
Speaker 1: don't have my glasses on and I will not accept
Speaker 1: the fact that I can't see and I don't have
Speaker 1: them in my garage right now. Arden and all her
Speaker 1: awesome co hosts have thoughtfully considered all the recent tough issues,
Speaker 1: but most importantly, they've kept the podcast fun well. The
Speaker 1: Bachelor content itself seems to be dead set of making
Speaker 1: the show unfun. Other Batch podcasts have become not so
Speaker 1: fun to listen to. Yours is the pot I really
Speaker 1: look forward to the best Bachelor podcast around. Love y'all,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Luke Hey, shout out team. What did you
Speaker 1: guys think of that review? That was great? Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. Oh my god, it's so good. Thanks for
Speaker 1: supporting the production team. Oh my god. Somebody said, I
Speaker 1: love Beth or seventy three give us five star review.
Speaker 1: And her final line is, but truly, it's the production
Speaker 1: crew that keeps me coming back. Which about the production crew.
Speaker 1: It's all about the production. You got to keep the
Speaker 1: production crew. Okay, here's uh, here's one. We're all rade
Speaker 1: and again it's gonna stumble through because because you're your
Speaker 1: your gall over here is blind as a bat, five stars,
Speaker 1: number one farm girl. This subject line is, I love
Speaker 1: this podcast. I've never seen any of the Bachelor franchise,
Speaker 1: don't you guys? Love our listeners like that? I love
Speaker 1: how many there are, Like it wows me that the
Speaker 1: people who don't watch The Bachelor listen to this. I
Speaker 1: know there's a bunch of you out there, and I
Speaker 1: give you all a safely, completely appropriate hug, nothing creepy,
Speaker 1: a really loving hug in a very safe way. But
Speaker 1: I love listening to Arden and the gang. I love
Speaker 1: the humor, the enthusiasm, the excitement, and the insightful comments.
Speaker 1: I first listened to when one of my favorite then
Speaker 1: radio personalities now podcaster Ralph Garman was a guest. We
Speaker 1: miss Ralph. We keep trying to get him on, he's busy.
Speaker 1: After that, I was hooked and it didn't matter if
Speaker 1: Ralph was a guest or not. All of Arden's guests
Speaker 1: and technical staff love you. Anna and Katie are enjoyable,
Speaker 1: and I've met so many new people to follow in
Speaker 1: their career. Rs. I love to hear Arton in her
Speaker 1: distinctive voice. It makes the podcast. At first, my boyfriend
Speaker 1: would ask me, why is that woman yelling at you?
Speaker 1: But after he actually listened to the content, he understood
Speaker 1: the energy and enthusiasm and loves to hear the comments.
Speaker 1: Keep up the episodes. I look forward to them and
Speaker 1: can't imagine what I did before I discover them. Wow,
Speaker 1: thank you number one farm girl, and shout out to
Speaker 1: your boyfriend. I love that. I love that anybody said
Speaker 1: why is that woman yelling at you? I love Ralph Garman.
Speaker 1: You guys tweet at him that he needs to go
Speaker 1: back on this and uh Anna, Katie what do you
Speaker 1: guys have to say to the people that don't watch
Speaker 1: the show but listen to the podcast. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: an interesting ride. But I'm courage you know, I support you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Interesting. I want to know, like what they
Speaker 1: imagine the people look like when they were talking about
Speaker 1: like Victoria. What are they imagining in their head? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's good? Like do they go on and gain Like
Speaker 1: do you guys even go get visual cues online? Are
Speaker 1: you purely Like It's like, is it Perry Once upon
Speaker 1: a Time storybook? And you're just imagining the whole of thing.
Speaker 1: It's like when we all like saw the Harry Potter movies.
Speaker 1: More like, that's not what her Maami looks like. That's
Speaker 1: not her. Oh my god, that's so good. That's not
Speaker 1: Queen Victoria. Convictoria's brought is way weirder than that. Her
Speaker 1: eyes just leaking everywhere, It's really weird. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I love that she got picked up for her start. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's one of our Okay, so so keep them coming.
Speaker 1: Anna is going to read one of our reviews. Yeah
Speaker 1: from k Gaffe five stars love it. This podcast, starring
Speaker 1: a fellow little miss Compton, Oh has ruined The Bachelor
Speaker 1: for me in all the best ways. Now and watching
Speaker 1: I just imagine what the fabulous panel is going to say.
Speaker 1: I laugh out loud, which is greatly needed to offset
Speaker 1: the world news. I was a wee bit disappointed. You didn't.
Speaker 1: You all didn't touch on the dinging of the minivan
Speaker 1: when Heather got in to leave. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: Oh well, we'll have to go back and look at that.
Speaker 1: Five stars to all of you, and I hope Art
Speaker 1: and will invite Ashley down to Elsie for a paradise
Speaker 1: episode and my not at all boogie girl, Elsie little
Speaker 1: Compton and I wish you covered one Pablo season. We did.
Speaker 1: We did. We did last year with Jerry and our
Speaker 1: Bachelor historian Lorie. We did every episode. Go back and
Speaker 1: go back and find it. We covered it to prep
Speaker 1: for Claire season. So go listen to that. We definitely
Speaker 1: I think you'll enjoy it. We had fun with one Pablo.
Speaker 1: We also got some new emails. Here's an email, UH
Speaker 1: need you to weigh in a debate and a debate.
Speaker 1: This is from Shyler Turn. I might have to have
Speaker 1: anim I can't see anything here we go, I ardered
Speaker 1: Anna Katie and whoever else reads the emails. My friend Jenny,
Speaker 1: I've been in a hot debate and need you all
Speaker 1: to confirm something for us. Is RONNA's voice Jessica Chaffin's
Speaker 1: actual voice or is that part of the persona. I
Speaker 1: believe it is part of the character, because how can
Speaker 1: anyone have it such a raspy voice all day long.
Speaker 1: Really appreciate your help settling this heated debate things. That's
Speaker 1: her voice, That's what ron is. That's that's Jessica. That's
Speaker 1: what Rona sounds like. That's her voice. I mean it's
Speaker 1: not her. Her accent isn't all the time, but that's it.
Speaker 1: Jessica's like the tone of the voice sounds like right.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Actually, I don't think Jessica. I think
Speaker 1: I've only everact interact with Rona. We have to have
Speaker 1: rod it back on. Roden was an all star. There's
Speaker 1: too many great people now it's a it's an embarrassment
Speaker 1: of riches, and um, we'll be back. We're gonna I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna try to do a live show either.
Speaker 1: Probably it'll be like a virtual live one with Dynasty
Speaker 1: Typewriter where we do our draft picks when they come out,
Speaker 1: So we'll do an announcement about that. And in the meantime, Carl,
Speaker 1: what would you like to promote? Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: I'm on Instagram at dammit called as D A M
Speaker 1: M I T C A R A L on Instagram
Speaker 1: and uh, watch Keenan on Tuesday nights at eight thirty
Speaker 1: pm on NBC. Watch Kanan. Everybody Loves Years. He's all
Speaker 1: of my best friend. Oh my god, he's the best.
Speaker 1: Watch Keenan, get it picked up first second season. He's
Speaker 1: a delight, Fortunes of Delight. Carl's a delight. So like,
Speaker 1: watch Kana and everybody. Um, Miles, what would you like
Speaker 1: to promote? Oh, you can catch me, you know like reality.
Speaker 1: Come watch or listen to my other podcast for Fance
Speaker 1: where we're usually talking ninety day and uh and married
Speaker 1: at First Sight because that's just a worthy trash fire
Speaker 1: to gaze our eyes upon. So yeah, we talked that
Speaker 1: in high because I heard the merid at first Australia
Speaker 1: is incredible. Speaking of Australia, dr Anna Banana and I
Speaker 1: are once again we're breaking down Bachelor in Paradise Season three,
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Speaker 1: access to watch everything. Um Dr Banana, what would you
Speaker 1: like to promote? Where can people find you? I'm just
Speaker 1: at an host on Twitter and yeah, check out our patreon.
Speaker 1: We are watching Australian reality television. It's so good. My
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Speaker 1: just be nice to each other, all right, you guys,
Speaker 1: we will be back for Katie's season and probably be
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