WEBVTT - 8 Years Later 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:07.420 Hello, gorgeous. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:11.320 Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. I have my pod with me, 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.100 my little everythings. 0:00:13.460 --> 0:00:15.110 I'm hitting things. 0:00:15.670 --> 0:00:18.010 Mom. Yes. Can I just tell you? 0:00:19.190 --> 0:00:21.230 So we had a party at the house on Saturday. 0:00:21.250 --> 0:00:25.890 And you guys know I don't have a hostessing bone 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:32.550 in my body. You can tell if you watch Vanderpump Rules. 0:00:33.490 --> 0:00:35.580 But anytime I'm like, I'm going to have a get 0:00:35.620 --> 0:00:38.820 together at the house, I literally freeze up. So I 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:41.560 was talking to Easton's friend, Justin, that I was going 0:00:41.580 --> 0:00:43.900 to have people over and I wanted it to look nice. 0:00:44.780 --> 0:00:48.080 And he said, I have this friend who's an incredible 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:48.760 party planner. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:51.300 Just call her. I call her. I give her no 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:52.790 direction at. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:56.290 All because I don't even know the direction we're going. Anyway, 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.830 It comes together beautifully. The food was fantastic. 0:01:00.610 --> 0:01:04.990 The florals were like the most beautiful florals on the planet. 0:01:05.030 --> 0:01:06.860 Those flowers I've never seen prettier. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.040 They were gorgeous. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:08.540 And fresh. 0:01:09.370 --> 0:01:10.550 Love a fresh flower. 0:01:10.590 --> 0:01:10.830 Yes. 0:01:11.270 --> 0:01:14.190 Would you get these in downtown LA? Like that's where 0:01:14.390 --> 0:01:16.750 everyone who has a restaurant goes. You have to be 0:01:16.770 --> 0:01:18.940 there bright and early to get the best. I learned 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:20.040 that from Lisa Vanderpump. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.140 But my mom pulls out her outfit, what she's going 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:28.420 to wear, because apparently California chic and LA chic are. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:29.140 A thing, you guys. 0:01:30.069 --> 0:01:31.429 So when I asked the party planner, I'm like, what 0:01:31.450 --> 0:01:33.550 do I tell people the vibe is? And she said, 0:01:33.590 --> 0:01:35.170 California chic. And I was like, I don't know what 0:01:35.190 --> 0:01:35.430 that means. 0:01:35.450 --> 0:01:36.070 So I just put. 0:01:36.010 --> 0:01:37.190 Chic attire on it. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.520 I feel like you needed the California. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.170 I didn't know it was a thing. 0:01:42.190 --> 0:01:45.830 Because California chic and then chic, two different things. 0:01:46.190 --> 0:01:46.949 Well, everyone looked chic. 0:01:46.970 --> 0:01:47.390 I Googled. 0:01:47.750 --> 0:01:52.690 But then I get invited to two events after I 0:01:52.750 --> 0:01:54.010 had already sent out my invites. 0:01:54.150 --> 0:01:58.170 And on the invitation, it says LA chic and California chic. 0:01:58.220 --> 0:01:58.500 I'm like, oh. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.220 Did you Google what that meant? 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.670 When I looked it up, because the party planner said, like, 0:02:04.770 --> 0:02:08.290 it just means, like, no jeans or sweatpants. But, like, you, 0:02:09.370 --> 0:02:12.769 everyone has, like, their own vibe. Just, like, have them 0:02:12.790 --> 0:02:13.169 do their thing. 0:02:13.190 --> 0:02:15.669 Well, the vibe that I am, I couldn't even do. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:18.200 Well, you looked amazing. I loved your outfit. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:18.560 Thank you. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:19.060 Yes. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:23.000 But when I Googled California chic, it was all jeans. 0:02:24.150 --> 0:02:24.490 Really? 0:02:24.570 --> 0:02:26.690 Yeah. And that's why I didn't put California chic on 0:02:26.710 --> 0:02:26.950 the invite. 0:02:26.970 --> 0:02:27.609 Can I tell you something? 0:02:27.790 --> 0:02:30.630 I went to a really fine restaurant and I was 0:02:30.710 --> 0:02:33.510 in jeans and I was looking at everybody else and 0:02:33.530 --> 0:02:36.480 they were like dressed up. And I told the guy 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.400 at the door, I said, Oh, I'm underdressed. And he said, no, 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.340 you're California chic. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.400 Oh, see, so it's been a long, it's been something for. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:45.880 A long time and I just didn't realize it. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:49.180 Years? No, this was like a few weeks ago in 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:53.549 the last month. Yeah. Um, So anyway, that was the attire. 0:02:53.590 --> 0:02:56.309 But I told people, I'm like, if you show up, like, 0:02:56.350 --> 0:02:58.370 I'm not going to have an aneurysm if a pair 0:02:58.410 --> 0:03:00.890 of jeans walks through the door. Like, you're fine. 0:03:01.370 --> 0:03:04.070 Anyway, mom pulls out the cutest outfit that she got 0:03:04.090 --> 0:03:06.230 from TJ Maxx, because she's a little Maxinista. 0:03:08.290 --> 0:03:09.700 Too bad you don't have a camera on her now. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:10.299 Damn it. 0:03:11.180 --> 0:03:14.740 She puts it on, and I don't know, like, what 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:18.980 about you has changed, but, like, your vibe was so cool, 0:03:19.060 --> 0:03:22.800 and you looked so beautiful, and... Everyone at the party 0:03:23.220 --> 0:03:26.560 was like, your mom. Because I've spoken about it, that 0:03:27.620 --> 0:03:30.320 we were a little nervous for a moment, and everybody 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.280 was commenting how beautiful you looked, how cute you are. 0:03:34.940 --> 0:03:35.660 They are nice. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:39.310 Jared was asking about my makeup, if I had it 0:03:39.350 --> 0:03:40.470 professionally done. 0:03:40.490 --> 0:03:43.570 I said, you did, and he was very impressed. 0:03:43.850 --> 0:03:44.030 Really? 0:03:44.070 --> 0:03:45.930 He told me, though, he did forget his glasses. 0:03:46.390 --> 0:03:47.030 Oh, stop. 0:03:47.070 --> 0:03:53.180 You're such a dick. No, how we've been doing your 0:03:53.220 --> 0:03:54.720 makeup has been so good. 0:03:54.740 --> 0:03:56.980 No, you've nailed it. 0:03:57.110 --> 0:03:57.690 It's simple. 0:03:57.750 --> 0:03:59.530 So you did get it professionally done. 0:03:59.830 --> 0:04:04.020 Yeah, right. I'm a one-trick pony. I don't get anything 0:04:04.060 --> 0:04:08.150 beyond what I've been doing for the past... 20 years. 0:04:08.170 --> 0:04:09.310 I have no idea. 0:04:09.330 --> 0:04:13.900 I will never get rid of a winged liner. People 0:04:13.940 --> 0:04:15.220 are like, winged line is out. 0:04:15.260 --> 0:04:18.880 I'm like, winged liner is all I can do. So 0:04:19.500 --> 0:04:21.480 call me Adele because it's not going anywhere. 0:04:21.870 --> 0:04:22.370 I love it. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:22.750 All right. 0:04:22.770 --> 0:04:24.669 I love it too. 0:04:25.230 --> 0:04:28.310 But can I tell you, I love that party. 0:04:28.770 --> 0:04:29.750 What did you love about it? 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:35.000 Just everybody mingling, the food, just the vibe. 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.120 Of it all. I'm a real big fan of. 0:04:37.380 --> 0:04:38.860 It was, right? 0:04:39.020 --> 0:04:40.560 What do they call it when they walk around? 0:04:40.620 --> 0:04:41.300 Trey passing. 0:04:42.300 --> 0:04:43.080 Big fan, big fan. 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:45.839 Yeah, I had... And I brought. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.760 People onto like... Was to die for. 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:49.110 I am so glad. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.070 Oh, the miso cod? 0:04:50.330 --> 0:04:50.550 Yes. 0:04:51.050 --> 0:04:51.469 Oh, yeah. 0:04:51.570 --> 0:04:54.290 Because I was ripping and raving and nobody was saying anything. 0:04:54.310 --> 0:04:54.909 Ripping and raving. 0:04:54.990 --> 0:04:56.350 Isn't it ranting and raving? 0:04:56.570 --> 0:04:57.029 Ranting. 0:04:57.230 --> 0:04:59.779 Well, ranting and raving, ripping and roaring. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:00.700 Fuck it. 0:05:01.060 --> 0:05:04.900 The cod was talked about. And no one was giving 0:05:04.940 --> 0:05:07.110 me what I wanted because I wanted somebody to love 0:05:07.140 --> 0:05:07.790 it like I did. 0:05:08.130 --> 0:05:10.610 And mom came in and did. So that is when 0:05:10.630 --> 0:05:12.430 I got it. It was the best part of the 0:05:13.150 --> 0:05:14.310 meal was the cod. 0:05:14.650 --> 0:05:18.940 I liked the tuna tartare in a wonton taco. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:19.800 Couldn't have it. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:20.680 It had avocado. 0:05:20.740 --> 0:05:22.479 It had avocado. You missed out. 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:24.540 The spring rolls had avocado. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:25.479 Oh, the spring rolls. 0:05:25.300 --> 0:05:27.560 Were so good. No, I heard all of it was fantastic. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.730 It was so good. I paid you guys for an 0:05:32.470 --> 0:05:36.330 open bar. And everyone who arrived was shocked. They were like, 0:05:36.370 --> 0:05:40.150 Lala has a bar? Like they all brought their own booze. 0:05:40.810 --> 0:05:41.849 Did they? Yeah. 0:05:41.870 --> 0:05:44.529 A lot of people like brought their own like little 0:05:44.570 --> 0:05:45.970 bottle of wine or like. 0:05:46.630 --> 0:05:48.090 Whatever they had in their back. 0:05:48.210 --> 0:05:51.839 I just brought my flask. 0:05:52.500 --> 0:05:54.000 Janet did offer to pay, but I was like, get 0:05:54.020 --> 0:05:56.120 the fuck out of here. Like you're not paying for 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:56.460 the bar. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:59.020 It's all good. They made mocktails. It was fantastic. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.099 And they had your face. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.340 Oh, they had rice cakes, right? Wasn't it rice cakes 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:05.800 with your face imprinted on them? 0:06:06.460 --> 0:06:08.960 No, not a rice. It was like a rice cake. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.640 Could you imagine that getting into your drink? Like, what 0:06:11.700 --> 0:06:12.330 is this rice cake? 0:06:12.350 --> 0:06:13.130 I think it's gelatin. 0:06:13.350 --> 0:06:13.570 Yeah. 0:06:13.589 --> 0:06:15.510 Go ask Joe. They said rice something. 0:06:15.529 --> 0:06:17.170 Oh, it could have been made of rice. 0:06:17.290 --> 0:06:18.289 Rice paper, maybe. 0:06:18.450 --> 0:06:18.670 Yes. 0:06:18.770 --> 0:06:19.469 Oh, rice paper. 0:06:19.570 --> 0:06:19.830 Okay. 0:06:20.330 --> 0:06:22.910 A rice cake, I think of like Quaker that we 0:06:22.930 --> 0:06:23.310 put our. 0:06:23.230 --> 0:06:25.650 Peanut butter on. Yeah, no, let's thin those out. 0:06:25.730 --> 0:06:27.490 I'm like, that doesn't sound very nice. 0:06:27.510 --> 0:06:29.849 Rice paper is better. But yes, rice was in that. 0:06:30.230 --> 0:06:33.470 Yeah, the mocktails were great. They were gorgeous. Everyone looked fantastic. 0:06:33.490 --> 0:06:33.910 Yeah. 0:06:35.050 --> 0:06:36.710 I would like to do something again. 0:06:36.730 --> 0:06:41.010 And your friend Justin said that we should put something 0:06:41.060 --> 0:06:44.380 on the basketball court and then have like the basketball 0:06:44.420 --> 0:06:49.180 hoop obviously partitioned off. But then you hang a chandelier 0:06:49.220 --> 0:06:51.180 and have like a fucking party back there. 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:52.520 Hype and drape is what he called it. 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:55.030 Hype and drape. I want to do all of that. 0:06:55.050 --> 0:06:56.810 I was like, now I just want to have like 0:06:56.870 --> 0:06:59.429 little events in my backyard. Then I'll never leave. 0:07:00.330 --> 0:07:00.690 Right? 0:07:00.970 --> 0:07:01.310 Yeah. 0:07:01.430 --> 0:07:03.050 Like why go to dinner? I'll just host a dinner 0:07:03.070 --> 0:07:03.830 party at my house. 0:07:04.210 --> 0:07:04.630 You should. 0:07:05.050 --> 0:07:06.150 Sounds fabulous, right? 0:07:06.170 --> 0:07:07.770 And use the same gal. 0:07:08.470 --> 0:07:09.150 Use the whole thing. 0:07:09.170 --> 0:07:15.730 And I didn't, I did appreciate people coming and not 0:07:15.770 --> 0:07:18.450 thinking there was going to be an open bar because 0:07:18.490 --> 0:07:20.940 obviously we're like a sober household. 0:07:20.950 --> 0:07:25.320 Well, I think you, I think you, you did a 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.820 good thing as far as you don't have a bar 0:07:27.900 --> 0:07:30.140 when you have birthday parties for the kids. 0:07:30.540 --> 0:07:31.980 There's no need for a bar. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:32.060 No. 0:07:32.700 --> 0:07:33.620 Or alcohol. 0:07:33.860 --> 0:07:34.020 No. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:38.530 But this event, I think you did a good job. 0:07:38.750 --> 0:07:40.050 You catered to the masses. 0:07:40.290 --> 0:07:41.790 Yeah. I did, right? 0:07:41.850 --> 0:07:42.070 Yes. 0:07:42.150 --> 0:07:45.130 And they were thrilled. 0:07:45.610 --> 0:07:48.450 Serving alcohol at kids' parties never makes sense to me. No. 0:07:48.850 --> 0:07:50.710 And I don't want, like, I don't need you guys 0:07:50.770 --> 0:07:53.600 leaving my house with your children after you've been, like, 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.140 boozing it up at my crib. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:55.600 No. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:57.220 Just not happening. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.640 My favorite drink was the watermelon drink. 0:08:00.780 --> 0:08:01.059 Same. 0:08:01.810 --> 0:08:02.750 I can't remember the name. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.590 I couldn't remember any of the names. 0:08:04.710 --> 0:08:06.870 She came up with all the names. The party planner. 0:08:07.110 --> 0:08:10.350 Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah. 0:08:10.450 --> 0:08:13.210 And alcohol around doesn't... Can you guys believe that I'm 0:08:14.070 --> 0:08:16.070 approaching next week? 0:08:16.650 --> 0:08:17.950 Right? Isn't it eight? 0:08:17.990 --> 0:08:22.050 Yes, that's crazy. Oh, thanks. 0:08:22.130 --> 0:08:23.230 Very proud of you. 0:08:23.530 --> 0:08:24.130 Thank you. 0:08:24.150 --> 0:08:24.890 I don't know. 0:08:24.910 --> 0:08:27.870 I definitely want to go and take a cake at 0:08:27.890 --> 0:08:30.490 that meeting. There's a newcomer's meeting coming up. 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.760 Are you going to, cause I only take, I only took, honestly, 0:08:33.900 --> 0:08:35.829 I took two. Are you going to take more than that? 0:08:35.910 --> 0:08:37.130 No, I only take one cake. 0:08:37.170 --> 0:08:38.030 That's how I feel. 0:08:38.230 --> 0:08:43.569 So in sobriety, when you reach, there's chips that you 0:08:43.590 --> 0:08:44.450 get for like. 0:08:44.510 --> 0:08:47.710 So let's walk through. I'm going to tell mine. So 0:08:48.309 --> 0:08:49.550 there's zero to 29 days. 0:08:49.590 --> 0:08:49.670 Yes. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.040 And you get chips for that. Yes. So you get 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:57.070 a chip every day. I stood up, I walked in great. 0:08:57.230 --> 0:09:00.010 I took a chip for 29 days because I needed to, 0:09:00.330 --> 0:09:02.770 even after I relapsed, I went in and I took 20, 0:09:02.770 --> 0:09:05.230 like 29 chips and then I gave them back, but 0:09:05.270 --> 0:09:09.290 I collected my 29 and then you get 30, 30 day, 0:09:09.309 --> 0:09:12.700 a 60 day, a 90. 0:09:12.020 --> 0:09:15.040 Day or a night or 90 days. Yep. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.680 90 day. And then it's, I think it's six months, 0:09:19.620 --> 0:09:21.540 nine months. And then a year. 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:21.900 Yeah. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.030 Because they always go, anybody with a baby? For the 0:09:25.110 --> 0:09:26.770 nine months. Anybody with a baby? 0:09:27.130 --> 0:09:27.970 And then. Yeah. 0:09:28.350 --> 0:09:28.550 Yeah. 0:09:28.650 --> 0:09:33.340 And then it's a year. And then it's really, really hard. 0:09:33.700 --> 0:09:36.650 Because then you don't get pats on the back. Then 0:09:36.670 --> 0:09:37.460 you just gotta. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.559 Rip it through. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.580 And then if you relapse, you kind of go in 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:42.579 there with your tail between your legs and then they're 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.580 kind of like, yeah, buddy, well, welcome back. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.280 By the way, no one gets more love than a newcomer. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:52.050 The whole room roars. It's a fabulous thing to be 0:09:52.070 --> 0:09:52.420 a part of. 0:09:52.470 --> 0:09:55.530 You feel very famous as a newcomer. I loved taking 0:09:55.570 --> 0:10:01.620 my 29 day chips. They were like, Anybody for the first, 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:02.780 I'd get up and everybody. 0:10:03.420 --> 0:10:09.780 Yeah. Keep coming back. Keep coming back. You're like, I 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:10.500 want to live here. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:11.110 It's amazing. 0:10:11.130 --> 0:10:14.730 Yeah, you do feel great. You do. It's like. After 0:10:14.790 --> 0:10:17.930 the eight years, congratulations. Thank you. Because you only get 0:10:17.970 --> 0:10:19.470 patted on the back once a year now. 0:10:19.630 --> 0:10:21.550 Well, it's good to be me because I'd be patting 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.579 myself on the back on the rag until the night 0:10:23.620 --> 0:10:25.080 comes and then I destroy myself. 0:10:26.790 --> 0:10:30.360 No, every time I get in bed, I am Scott Disick. 0:10:30.540 --> 0:10:30.800 Yeah. 0:10:31.220 --> 0:10:34.880 Just thinking about everything bad that's ever happened to me. Right. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.920 But I feel like for this birthday. 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.490 So then like on your birthday, you go to a 0:10:41.530 --> 0:10:42.989 meeting and you take a cake and you can take 0:10:43.050 --> 0:10:44.670 as many as you want. But like, I just need 0:10:44.710 --> 0:10:47.390 the one. But I want to do the newcomer meeting. 0:10:47.550 --> 0:10:52.010 So the newcomer meeting basically is like anyone who is 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.480 running the meeting or speaks is in their first year 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:58.170 of sobriety. And then the first, I think, half hour 0:10:58.210 --> 0:11:01.410 of sharing, you have to be in your first year 0:11:01.450 --> 0:11:03.730 of sobriety. And then they open the floor to people 0:11:03.770 --> 0:11:06.750 who have a little bit more time. But there's something 0:11:06.809 --> 0:11:09.610 about that meeting that just like reignites your love for 0:11:09.650 --> 0:11:15.750 sobriety because these people are coming in and whether it's 0:11:16.550 --> 0:11:19.330 a mom who's 45 years old trying to get through 0:11:19.350 --> 0:11:22.390 a fucking Dodgers game sober and she's only been sober for, 0:11:22.490 --> 0:11:25.530 you know, three months and it's like a lot. Or 0:11:26.260 --> 0:11:30.320 the kid who's 28 and just realized that he wants 0:11:30.380 --> 0:11:33.120 to live a different life. It's just a feeling that 0:11:33.140 --> 0:11:36.300 you cannot explain, right? So I would like to take 0:11:36.350 --> 0:11:36.839 a cake. 0:11:36.650 --> 0:11:37.209 At that meeting. 0:11:37.470 --> 0:11:37.790 Yes. 0:11:38.630 --> 0:11:41.750 I know what meeting you're talking about. Yeah. And that 0:11:41.790 --> 0:11:44.030 meeting is my favorite. Every time I feel out of sorts, 0:11:44.270 --> 0:11:46.069 I just go to that one. Yeah. 0:11:46.130 --> 0:11:49.540 And they've gotten multiple times at it, so you can't 0:11:49.580 --> 0:11:49.880 miss it. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.780 No. I'm very excited. I can't believe I hit eight years. Yeah. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:56.040 Because they say sobriety sometimes is like a relationship. 0:11:56.090 --> 0:11:57.350 You get the seven-year itch. 0:11:57.370 --> 0:11:59.610 I was like, oh, no. 0:11:59.690 --> 0:12:00.610 I got to get out of this. 0:12:00.830 --> 0:12:01.310 Oh, I know. 0:12:01.330 --> 0:12:03.330 I got to get out of this relationship. 0:12:05.010 --> 0:12:06.929 Not me. I'm here to stay. 0:12:06.950 --> 0:12:07.810 It's a good one. 0:12:07.970 --> 0:12:09.070 I'm proud of both of you. 0:12:09.090 --> 0:12:13.250 Thanks, Mom. I'm very proud of you. My sponsor, a 0:12:13.270 --> 0:12:17.130 year and what? A month? 0:12:17.910 --> 0:12:18.570 A year and two months. 0:12:18.750 --> 0:12:21.390 Hmm. Coming up on two months? Yep. Good job. 0:12:21.590 --> 0:12:22.030 Yeah. 0:12:22.050 --> 0:12:22.970 We're all just crushing it, man. 0:12:22.990 --> 0:12:25.000 We're all just out here just trying to live it. 0:12:25.270 --> 0:12:28.400 But my sponsor, he was like, you should go to 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.480 all the meetings that you attend and take a cake 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.200 at every one. That gave me anxiety, so I said 0:12:34.220 --> 0:12:34.760 I'm not doing it. 0:12:35.020 --> 0:12:36.200 Yeah, just the one. It's great. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.400 One was good. And after you take your cake, you 0:12:38.420 --> 0:12:41.660 have to talk for like two minutes. And that's where 0:12:41.700 --> 0:12:42.590 my anxiety hits. 0:12:44.150 --> 0:12:46.750 You don't have to talk for two minutes. Well, they like, 0:12:46.770 --> 0:12:48.670 they allow you two minutes to. 0:12:48.590 --> 0:12:50.610 Share, but they would like to hear your story because 0:12:50.650 --> 0:12:52.790 your story of how you got to where you are 0:12:53.150 --> 0:12:54.530 could help somebody in that room. 0:12:54.750 --> 0:12:55.190 Totally. 0:12:56.070 --> 0:13:02.160 My biggest thing of, about sobriety is at this point, it's, 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.400 it's just like a, it just falls into my life. 0:13:06.460 --> 0:13:10.449 So effortlessly, you know, There are moments where I see 0:13:10.490 --> 0:13:11.690 someone order a drink. 0:13:11.490 --> 0:13:12.939 And I was a big, I loved it. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:14.200 I was a day drinker. 0:13:14.340 --> 0:13:16.340 Like the night is to go. 0:13:16.740 --> 0:13:17.020 Same. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.640 I mean, I loved a glass of champagne and I 0:13:19.700 --> 0:13:22.860 loved a vodka soda. Like those things got me like 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:23.840 really happy. 0:13:24.260 --> 0:13:25.559 And I love Prosecco. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:26.730 Yeah, you did. 0:13:26.750 --> 0:13:28.470 You should get a dog named Prosecco. 0:13:28.710 --> 0:13:31.190 She like, I have videos of us hammered me and 0:13:31.210 --> 0:13:32.410 my mom and she'd be like, I think I'm going 0:13:32.429 --> 0:13:35.410 to have another glass of Prosecco. And you know how 0:13:35.429 --> 0:13:38.189 your voice kind of changes when you get a little tipsy. 0:13:38.670 --> 0:13:39.610 You and I had a heyday. 0:13:40.030 --> 0:13:42.380 I remember we had that one when you put the 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:43.640 funny faces on us. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:44.300 Yeah. 0:13:44.340 --> 0:13:45.780 On the Instagram or whatever. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:46.260 Yeah. 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:46.740 Anyway. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:47.979 Just hammered as fuck. 0:13:48.110 --> 0:13:48.400 Yeah. 0:13:48.420 --> 0:13:49.110 It was great. 0:13:49.130 --> 0:13:51.210 I just get calls from you guys hammered, I remember. 0:13:51.230 --> 0:13:54.530 And that was, no words were even spoken. 0:13:54.550 --> 0:14:01.580 Hello? Hello? What are you doing? Oh, fuck. But then 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:03.980 I hear mom in the background. So what is he doing? 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.820 So we've always been codependent. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:08.540 That's good to know. This is not new. 0:14:08.860 --> 0:14:10.060 This is not new at all. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.230 I think it really happened, though, after dad died, though. 0:14:13.250 --> 0:14:17.670 I think we were all independent. Independent. And then dad passed. 0:14:17.710 --> 0:14:19.430 And then we got very codependent. 0:14:19.730 --> 0:14:20.010 Yes. 0:14:20.590 --> 0:14:22.670 Can I be honest? I was thinking in the car 0:14:22.790 --> 0:14:25.800 driving here. Yeah. I was like, what? 0:14:27.100 --> 0:14:30.320 If I do move out and then I don't see 0:14:30.380 --> 0:14:32.600 my sister every day. And then if I don't see 0:14:32.620 --> 0:14:32.780 my mom. 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:37.140 Oh, that's not happening. I almost spiraled. My eyes started watering. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.980 So you know what? You just shouldn't even move out. 0:14:40.500 --> 0:14:42.400 Can I tell you? Can I tell you? 0:14:42.420 --> 0:14:43.990 I really don't want to do life. I don't know 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:44.410 how to do life. 0:14:44.430 --> 0:14:46.290 The solution to the problem is I just need to 0:14:46.370 --> 0:14:48.070 work harder. All of us. 0:14:48.730 --> 0:14:51.170 So that we can have instead of the situation we 0:14:51.210 --> 0:14:53.510 have now. we can expand bigger. 0:14:53.530 --> 0:14:53.610 Yeah. 0:14:54.290 --> 0:14:56.230 And we can have your own house. Oh, each have 0:14:56.250 --> 0:14:56.730 our own house. 0:14:56.870 --> 0:14:58.590 That's like a. 0:14:58.770 --> 0:15:00.800 Normal person would be like, well, you guys should just 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.460 like move away from each other. No, my plan is 0:15:04.500 --> 0:15:05.560 to work harder. 0:15:05.580 --> 0:15:06.700 Okay. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:10.760 I want righteous gemstone, not like get rid of all that, 0:15:10.820 --> 0:15:12.690 but the compound, the compound, right? 0:15:12.710 --> 0:15:14.730 I want a golf cart over to my mother's house. 0:15:14.790 --> 0:15:15.270 Totally. 0:15:15.310 --> 0:15:15.870 That's sick. 0:15:16.350 --> 0:15:17.270 That'd be fun. 0:15:17.290 --> 0:15:18.530 That would be the funnest. 0:15:19.350 --> 0:15:19.630 Right? 0:15:19.890 --> 0:15:20.790 All right, let's get to work. 0:15:20.950 --> 0:15:23.780 Let's get to work. I thought it would make me 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:24.540 need to take a nap. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:25.980 You are the golden ticket. 0:15:26.660 --> 0:15:27.400 I'm retired. 0:15:27.940 --> 0:15:28.660 Fuck off. 0:15:29.020 --> 0:15:29.900 You live the dream. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.280 I've been retired since 21. And I've never said I don't. 0:15:32.660 --> 0:15:36.170 Like, she lives the dream. Can we just talk about 0:15:36.210 --> 0:15:38.150 it for a second? Can we just talk about it? 0:15:38.290 --> 0:15:39.890 I have no problem with this at all, by the way. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.120 But my mom comes out here. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:42.720 You deserve it. 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.660 You deserve it. Don't get offended. But listen to the 0:15:45.700 --> 0:15:48.060 dream that my mother has been living for the longest. 0:15:48.540 --> 0:15:51.000 She's got her feet up and a blanket over her 0:15:51.060 --> 0:15:52.470 legs while she records. 0:15:52.850 --> 0:15:55.880 You know, like, Issa and I go out into the world, 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.950 busting our asses, doing the damn thing, just like our 0:15:58.970 --> 0:16:01.850 mama raised us to do. And then my mom's like, yeah, I'll, 0:16:01.970 --> 0:16:03.830 you know, I'll take care of the kids. I got 0:16:03.850 --> 0:16:06.150 the house on lock. Then all of a sudden, my 0:16:06.170 --> 0:16:08.530 mom says, I think we should get a nanny. 0:16:08.550 --> 0:16:08.750 What? 0:16:09.810 --> 0:16:11.410 So now we bring the nanny on. So my mom 0:16:11.430 --> 0:16:14.190 was just chilling, right? Then it's doing housework. 0:16:15.250 --> 0:16:18.130 Then it's like, I'm going to call someone to clean 0:16:18.150 --> 0:16:18.870 the house. 0:16:18.930 --> 0:16:23.490 That house keeps me like busy because everything breaks. 0:16:24.930 --> 0:16:25.890 That is true. 0:16:25.980 --> 0:16:27.880 Oh, you're the house manager. 0:16:27.900 --> 0:16:27.970 Yes. 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:32.000 Okay, so I'm going to bite my tongue then. Because 0:16:32.260 --> 0:16:35.330 all of the things that Lisa was designating to herself, 0:16:35.810 --> 0:16:38.710 we've now outsourced, brought others in to do. 0:16:39.050 --> 0:16:40.280 But I'm the house manager now. 0:16:40.290 --> 0:16:41.270 Do you do the laundry? 0:16:41.990 --> 0:16:42.490 Sometimes. 0:16:43.460 --> 0:16:44.600 How does the laundry get done? 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:49.880 What do you think, Cynthia? I do a lot of it, though. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:55.700 Don't think she does i'm gonna show. 0:16:54.660 --> 0:16:56.930 You guys i will yell down to my mom because 0:16:56.990 --> 0:16:59.550 i do i do do my own laundry and i 0:16:59.570 --> 0:17:01.970 will yell down to my mom and i'm like mom 0:17:02.570 --> 0:17:06.120 cynthia has folded your laundry take it to your room 0:17:06.140 --> 0:17:08.899 there's like a stack this high on the freaking. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:10.300 Well she's waiting for cynthia to. 0:17:10.260 --> 0:17:13.760 Take it down Cynthia is a godsend. 0:17:14.100 --> 0:17:16.649 Godsend. Thank you, Cynthia. 0:17:16.850 --> 0:17:20.469 She's like my whole heart and soul. I fucking love her. 0:17:20.530 --> 0:17:21.949 No, she is the best. 0:17:22.210 --> 0:17:22.990 The best. 0:17:23.350 --> 0:17:28.490 But, in my defense, I have to run the household 0:17:28.650 --> 0:17:29.800 of all the broken things. 0:17:29.820 --> 0:17:30.879 The front door. 0:17:30.900 --> 0:17:33.399 I handle the front door. 0:17:33.420 --> 0:17:34.360 Then why are we texting Serge? 0:17:34.380 --> 0:17:37.040 I handle the front door with Serge. I've handled the 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:38.340 light with Serge. 0:17:38.740 --> 0:17:39.149 He and I. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.620 It's completely untrue. I ordered them on Amazon. 0:17:41.900 --> 0:17:43.240 We bought the wrong ones. 0:17:43.690 --> 0:17:45.490 Okay, so you just make my life harder is what 0:17:45.510 --> 0:17:48.270 you're saying. You just make things more difficult. 0:17:49.030 --> 0:17:51.429 All right, what I will say is she tagged along. 0:17:51.450 --> 0:17:53.460 The guy came over and goes, this is the lock 0:17:53.500 --> 0:17:55.600 you need. I said, where do I get this? And 0:17:55.619 --> 0:17:57.220 he goes, just go to Home Depot. I went to 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:59.119 Home Depot. I said, I need this lock. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:17:59.340 They go. 0:17:59.740 --> 0:18:04.310 These are the two that'll fit. That was the handyman. 0:18:03.710 --> 0:18:04.930 That I called. 0:18:04.990 --> 0:18:06.310 Yeah, told us to buy. 0:18:06.330 --> 0:18:10.270 So again, you make, you create chores for your own self. 0:18:11.210 --> 0:18:12.570 And then I have to go on them. 0:18:13.250 --> 0:18:15.070 Lisa loves to buy a bunch of shit and be like, 0:18:15.090 --> 0:18:16.810 I'm so busy today. I got to do a lot 0:18:16.850 --> 0:18:18.389 of take backs. I'm like, don't buy it in the 0:18:18.430 --> 0:18:21.790 first place. I just don't buy it in the first place. 0:18:22.470 --> 0:18:24.909 By the way, though, you don't need to do anything. 0:18:24.930 --> 0:18:28.760 You are the heartbeat of the family. You're fun. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:29.600 Thank you. 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:32.260 You're young, wild, and free. At heart. 0:18:33.220 --> 0:18:33.720 At heart. 0:18:34.180 --> 0:18:34.980 Your body is. 0:18:35.460 --> 0:18:36.440 And we're just happy to have. 0:18:36.460 --> 0:18:37.139 Tell my body to. 0:18:37.460 --> 0:18:39.200 We're just happy to have you around, bitch. 0:18:39.740 --> 0:18:42.159 Your body is catching up slowly. 0:18:42.180 --> 0:18:42.900 Okay. 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:43.360 But it's there. 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:45.560 Just very, very quickly. 0:18:47.780 --> 0:18:50.480 The game last night was fantastic. I'm just going to 0:18:50.500 --> 0:18:50.820 say that. 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:51.520 Which one? 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:56.140 Can everyone stop asking me that? What do you think? 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:58.820 Which game do you think I'm talking about? 0:18:59.140 --> 0:18:59.980 I want you to say. 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:01.090 The Ravens game. 0:19:01.510 --> 0:19:02.110 I know. 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:03.350 I was there. 0:19:03.810 --> 0:19:06.790 I know, but I have said this to multiple people. 0:19:06.810 --> 0:19:08.889 Anyone who will listen, I'm like, that game last night. 0:19:08.910 --> 0:19:10.050 They're like, which one? I'm like. 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:12.629 What do you mean which one? 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.460 The only one that happened last night. There's only one game. 0:19:15.530 --> 0:19:17.770 That was a spectacular game. 0:19:17.830 --> 0:19:18.369 What happened? 0:19:18.390 --> 0:19:21.109 It went from being the biggest snooze fest, me in 0:19:21.310 --> 0:19:22.669 full turmoil because I. 0:19:22.910 --> 0:19:25.709 Get- And you dogging on all the players. 0:19:26.070 --> 0:19:28.129 Okay, let's not say that aloud. All right? 0:19:29.100 --> 0:19:29.300 No. 0:19:29.380 --> 0:19:31.180 I love my team. I rock with them through thick 0:19:31.220 --> 0:19:32.560 and thin like I do the housewives. 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:34.859 Even on a not okay season. But you drag them 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:36.580 here and there. You'll drag them here and there. 0:19:36.700 --> 0:19:39.600 Well- There were just some things that I would have 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:44.280 fixed because I think I should be the offensive coordinator. 0:19:44.460 --> 0:19:48.129 That's okay. Can I be honest? There's times where I'm like, 0:19:48.330 --> 0:19:49.109 I would have done better. 0:19:49.130 --> 0:19:50.530 I could have done better. 0:19:50.670 --> 0:19:53.930 Give me 15 plays. I don't even need the whole playbook. 0:19:53.980 --> 0:19:56.540 Just give me 15 plays, and I'll pick one that 0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:58.240 is better than what you fucking ran. 0:19:59.230 --> 0:20:02.470 You know what? I play Madden. I get it. Manny knows. 0:20:02.750 --> 0:20:04.889 Let's focus on the comeback. 0:20:05.330 --> 0:20:05.869 And the win. 0:20:06.369 --> 0:20:10.560 That game, no matter what team you're into, like Sunday 0:20:10.619 --> 0:20:13.320 night football, Monday night football, Thursday night football. 0:20:13.340 --> 0:20:13.760 You got a good game. 0:20:13.780 --> 0:20:16.000 You want a good game, right? That's all we ask for. 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:17.020 Even if your team's not playing. 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:17.619 Couldn't have been better. 0:20:17.840 --> 0:20:22.139 It was fantastic. First half. Little wonky. 0:20:22.310 --> 0:20:25.110 We were really great at stopping them. Thank God defense 0:20:25.250 --> 0:20:28.370 did the fucking damn thing. But I was a little 0:20:28.410 --> 0:20:31.449 worried about Atlanta's that hot player. His last name's London. 0:20:31.770 --> 0:20:34.109 He was crushing it. I actually, yeah, I felt a 0:20:34.130 --> 0:20:36.889 little bad for him. All that hard work. 0:20:37.450 --> 0:20:40.910 Well, I mean, I feel bad because Pennix went down. 0:20:42.810 --> 0:20:44.730 But we were playing with the second string quarterback. So 0:20:44.780 --> 0:20:45.330 fuck off. 0:20:46.090 --> 0:20:48.690 Fair game now. Complete fair game. 0:20:49.109 --> 0:20:51.129 It was so good. And you and all your Raven stuff, 0:20:51.190 --> 0:20:52.350 I think that's why they won. 0:20:53.150 --> 0:20:55.010 I thought about putting my helmet on, but I didn't 0:20:55.050 --> 0:20:56.050 want to jinx the game. 0:20:56.070 --> 0:20:57.449 You had your pants. 0:20:57.770 --> 0:20:59.550 No, can I tell you who the good luck charm was, Mom? 0:20:59.790 --> 0:21:00.490 What? You. 0:21:00.930 --> 0:21:01.490 Well, thank you. 0:21:01.750 --> 0:21:02.950 Because I was holding your hand. What the hell did 0:21:02.970 --> 0:21:03.109 she do? 0:21:03.410 --> 0:21:04.830 Because I kept saying they're going to win. 0:21:05.070 --> 0:21:06.450 Yeah, and I held her hand. 0:21:06.650 --> 0:21:08.620 I moved positions on the couch because I was like, 0:21:09.060 --> 0:21:12.040 where I'm sitting is not working. So I moved closer 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:15.810 to Mom, and I held her hand. And we just skyrocketed. 0:21:15.869 --> 0:21:18.490 Oh, you're like that BYU commercial where the girl gets 0:21:18.550 --> 0:21:21.260 locked out of the house because they scored two touchdowns 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:22.340 when she was on the patio. 0:21:23.180 --> 0:21:23.720 Yeah. 0:21:24.300 --> 0:21:25.580 They're like, stay out there. 0:21:25.660 --> 0:21:26.760 Yeah. It's working. 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:29.300 Oh, it's just so fantastic. 0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:30.540 Remember where you sat. 0:21:31.300 --> 0:21:33.620 I'm sitting there and you can't move. Positions. Next game. 0:21:33.859 --> 0:21:34.940 I need to hold your hand. 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:37.070 You don't have to worry. She is not moving. 0:21:37.090 --> 0:21:37.689 Okay. 0:21:39.030 --> 0:21:41.250 But you've got to talk about the bread we had 0:21:41.290 --> 0:21:43.650 last night that made it so phenomenal. 0:21:43.730 --> 0:21:45.110 Why don't you talk about the bread? 0:21:45.130 --> 0:21:50.550 We had homemade sourdough bread. She is clapping her hands. 0:21:50.670 --> 0:21:51.850 She is so excited about this. 0:21:52.109 --> 0:21:56.020 It has white chocolate, and one had Biscoff. Is that 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:56.540 how you say it? 0:21:56.540 --> 0:21:58.540 Yeah, Biscoff cookie, like what you get on Delta Airlines. 0:21:58.560 --> 0:21:59.959 No, it was delectable. 0:22:01.660 --> 0:22:04.440 No, her palate and my palate are not— All she. 0:22:04.380 --> 0:22:07.179 Was saying during the greatest times of the game was— 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.659 When do you think the bread's going to be done, Justin? 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.140 He's like, I'm just waiting for it to rise. Issa 0:22:13.160 --> 0:22:15.440 and I are locked in. Mom and Justin, all they 0:22:15.460 --> 0:22:18.380 cared about was the freaking bread making. 0:22:18.420 --> 0:22:21.980 So I love Justin to death. I know Justin. So 0:22:23.030 --> 0:22:24.110 I was a good person, though. 0:22:24.830 --> 0:22:27.070 I let you guys watch some TV shows, and we 0:22:27.109 --> 0:22:29.230 watched Black Mirror and stuff, and I didn't watch football 0:22:29.270 --> 0:22:31.030 because I knew that you— Every time he comes over. 0:22:31.090 --> 0:22:33.129 We promise him we're going to watch one thing, and 0:22:33.170 --> 0:22:35.580 we end up watching— Well, then you. 0:22:35.500 --> 0:22:39.159 Should never come over on a Saturday, a Sunday, a 0:22:39.180 --> 0:22:40.680 Monday night, or a Thursday night. 0:22:40.980 --> 0:22:44.170 The games that they... Basically the whole week. Yeah, Saturday 0:22:44.190 --> 0:22:46.310 and Sunday. I mean, good riddance. 0:22:46.850 --> 0:22:51.530 Because it is from like 9 a.m. till 10.30 p.m. 0:22:51.570 --> 0:22:53.969 Just having it on makes... Can I tell you what 0:22:53.990 --> 0:22:55.220 I think I love so much about it? 0:22:55.950 --> 0:22:56.720 Is growing up. 0:22:57.770 --> 0:23:00.970 When dad would wake up, that was how football season 0:23:00.990 --> 0:23:03.790 was spent. I don't even need to be sitting down 0:23:04.310 --> 0:23:08.050 watching college football. Having it on the TV, it makes 0:23:08.109 --> 0:23:09.760 me feel like I'm home. 0:23:10.340 --> 0:23:11.920 Yes. That is the perfect. 0:23:11.940 --> 0:23:15.400 Because I would get up late, like 10, 30, 11. 0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:17.419 And then I'd go out into the main room and 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:20.000 football was on and it was just cheering. And I'd 0:23:20.020 --> 0:23:22.620 be making breakfast and it was just like the background noise. 0:23:22.660 --> 0:23:24.960 And then you'd hear a loud roar and it was home. 0:23:25.220 --> 0:23:26.159 And that's what I like. 0:23:26.280 --> 0:23:28.500 And I would come down and dad would be making 0:23:28.540 --> 0:23:31.330 those Pillsbury orange cinnamon rolls. 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:31.870 Yeah. 0:23:32.109 --> 0:23:34.070 And then he'd get out the cocktail glasses that were 0:23:34.090 --> 0:23:36.330 like hand painted and make me my first drink of 0:23:36.350 --> 0:23:37.270 the morning. 0:23:38.350 --> 0:23:43.550 Oh, maybe he wasn't an alcoholic. No, it's fucking college football. 0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:46.010 And tomorrow, we repeat. So fun. 0:23:46.090 --> 0:23:47.929 And Monday night, we repeat. 0:23:47.950 --> 0:23:49.810 Can you bring up the banana chairs? You know those 0:23:49.890 --> 0:23:50.590 ones on the ground? 0:23:50.609 --> 0:23:51.290 I love those. 0:23:51.330 --> 0:23:53.690 Turn the fire on. Oh, my God. 0:23:53.830 --> 0:23:54.550 Lay on the heater. 0:23:54.590 --> 0:23:57.320 You guys loved laying on the heater then. And when 0:23:57.359 --> 0:23:58.300 the heater would come on. 0:23:58.440 --> 0:24:01.820 The blanket would plume. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. 0:24:02.420 --> 0:24:07.900 There was nothing like the household on 3648 Pear Blossom Circle. 0:24:08.109 --> 0:24:09.450 Getting it tattooed on me. 0:24:09.470 --> 0:24:10.649 Salt Lake City, Utah. 0:24:10.650 --> 0:24:12.650 84109. 0:24:13.550 --> 0:24:14.230 Fuck yeah. 0:24:14.570 --> 0:24:16.980 It was the best. It was the best. 0:24:17.220 --> 0:24:19.760 And then we would make another liquor store run, right? 0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:22.300 And you would be driving to the liquor store, which 0:24:22.340 --> 0:24:23.080 was near the entrance. 0:24:23.100 --> 0:24:23.960 Not on a Sunday, though. 0:24:24.020 --> 0:24:24.340 No. 0:24:24.460 --> 0:24:26.790 No, you had to hit that bitch on Saturday night 0:24:26.830 --> 0:24:27.790 for the Sunday goods. 0:24:27.830 --> 0:24:28.510 No, but Sunday. 0:24:28.609 --> 0:24:31.230 Sunday or Saturday, you would make your way and you'd 0:24:31.290 --> 0:24:34.510 see all of these Ford F-150s with the fucking University 0:24:34.550 --> 0:24:37.129 of Utah flies getting on the freeway to head on 0:24:37.150 --> 0:24:39.090 to Parley's to get to the stadium. 0:24:39.530 --> 0:24:42.590 Rice Eccles, baby. And they get hammered as fuck with 0:24:42.609 --> 0:24:44.510 their thing. It's so good. 0:24:44.970 --> 0:24:47.950 I'm going to get maybe shit for this or maybe 0:24:47.970 --> 0:24:52.010 people agree. I'm all for a tailgate. Don't want to 0:24:52.030 --> 0:24:54.250 go to the game. I want to go somewhere comfy, 0:24:54.330 --> 0:24:58.230 watch it, eat. Piss not next to thousands of people. 0:24:59.340 --> 0:25:01.560 Wait for a toilet. Oh, it's the worst going to 0:25:01.580 --> 0:25:01.820 the game. 0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:03.740 Oh, tailgating? Some of those RVs were so lit? 0:25:04.160 --> 0:25:07.580 No, RVing or tailgating at the RV. Of course they did. 0:25:07.700 --> 0:25:09.580 The best was when everybody would go to the game 0:25:09.660 --> 0:25:11.180 and then you were just there with like the big 0:25:11.220 --> 0:25:13.260 TV and then just like a couple people, you'd throw 0:25:13.300 --> 0:25:13.940 the ball around. 0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:17.500 You'd start cooking again. Then the game's on. You'd hear 0:25:17.540 --> 0:25:21.320 the roar from just over the hill. Ah, the best. 0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:24.040 The best. Not being in it. Near it though. 0:25:24.260 --> 0:25:26.160 Near it. Because then you knew once the game ended, 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:27.240 everyone was coming back. 0:25:27.780 --> 0:25:29.800 Well, that and I knew if the game was ending, 0:25:29.820 --> 0:25:30.800 I was like, all right, I'm out of here. 0:25:30.900 --> 0:25:33.240 No, then I was headed to downtown Salt Lake to 0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:33.500 go to. 0:25:33.460 --> 0:25:34.179 The Green Pig. 0:25:34.790 --> 0:25:35.920 Oh, the Green Pig. 0:25:36.109 --> 0:25:37.670 Love it all. Or Gracie's. 0:25:38.210 --> 0:25:41.010 Oh, Gracie's. Is Gracie's still alive? 0:25:41.710 --> 0:25:41.830 Aw. 0:25:41.970 --> 0:25:42.690 Gracie's went out? 0:25:42.910 --> 0:25:44.510 No, I said I wonder if they're still around. 0:25:44.590 --> 0:25:45.169 I'm sure they are. 0:25:45.190 --> 0:25:47.290 Will somebody let us know in the Salt Lake City area? 0:25:59.500 --> 0:26:02.880 Speaking of fun times, let's jump into pop culture. Let's 0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:03.480 talk about this. 0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:05.780 This was actually very sad and I'm happy the tiger's 0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:08.010 alive and well. Yeah. 0:26:08.910 --> 0:26:12.430 Um, the guy in England who went into the tiger 0:26:12.490 --> 0:26:15.830 cage and the tiger mauled him to death. Apparently this 0:26:15.850 --> 0:26:19.050 place got an overwhelming amount of phone calls being like, 0:26:19.830 --> 0:26:22.500 we're so sorry for the family, but like You cannot 0:26:22.580 --> 0:26:23.460 euthanize this tiger. 0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:24.480 And they're not going to. 0:26:24.700 --> 0:26:25.179 Oh, good. 0:26:25.570 --> 0:26:25.750 Yeah. 0:26:25.770 --> 0:26:27.550 He was trying to discipline it. It was like it 0:26:27.570 --> 0:26:28.150 was a house dog. 0:26:28.210 --> 0:26:29.950 It was like coming towards him, kind of like pointing. 0:26:29.970 --> 0:26:32.050 He's like, no. No. 0:26:32.070 --> 0:26:35.570 It's like it's not a dog that's been trained since 0:26:36.150 --> 0:26:36.970 it was young. 0:26:37.010 --> 0:26:38.250 They're wild animals. 0:26:38.330 --> 0:26:41.530 They just be in nature, not in a cage. Well, 0:26:41.690 --> 0:26:43.770 I don't know if this one, it's not in this country. 0:26:43.790 --> 0:26:46.929 I don't know much about where this was. I don't 0:26:46.950 --> 0:26:48.720 know if it's like the San Diego Zoo, you know? 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:49.899 A good one. 0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:50.400 Yeah. 0:26:50.420 --> 0:26:50.540 Yeah. 0:26:52.830 --> 0:26:56.150 But that made me happy that the tiger is, like, fine. Yeah, 0:26:56.190 --> 0:26:59.750 but they gave them the day off, the workers, because 0:26:59.810 --> 0:27:02.419 everyone's obviously traumatized by it. 0:27:03.270 --> 0:27:05.350 Did you see? I didn't see the whole video. I 0:27:05.350 --> 0:27:06.790 know you probably can find it somewhere. 0:27:06.850 --> 0:27:09.439 I just saw them, like, taking out his body, and 0:27:09.460 --> 0:27:11.280 it is just, like, wrapped in a whole bunch of 0:27:11.380 --> 0:27:13.540 stuff because it was probably so ripped apart. 0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:14.939 Well, yeah. 0:27:15.660 --> 0:27:17.200 It's a wild animal, you know? 0:27:17.220 --> 0:27:22.869 Yeah. Look at Siegfried and Roy. Same thing happened to him. 0:27:23.050 --> 0:27:25.609 Yeah, these animals will fuck your shit up. 0:27:25.910 --> 0:27:28.150 Yeah. When they get enough of you. 0:27:28.170 --> 0:27:29.540 Yeah, I'm over it. 0:27:29.550 --> 0:27:30.250 They will paw you. 0:27:30.270 --> 0:27:31.970 Get out of my face. And get me out of 0:27:32.010 --> 0:27:33.330 this cage. Why am I even in here? 0:27:33.350 --> 0:27:34.330 Could you imagine though? 0:27:34.730 --> 0:27:37.150 You are the tiger and you're just looking at this 0:27:38.119 --> 0:27:40.350 species just staring at you all day and then you 0:27:40.369 --> 0:27:42.889 get a fucking lick it one come on now no 0:27:42.990 --> 0:27:45.630 they're looking at it yeah like piece of meat but 0:27:45.650 --> 0:27:47.930 that's what i'm saying like you're just like on display 0:27:48.090 --> 0:27:49.429 and you see all these. 0:27:49.330 --> 0:27:51.050 People you don't know what they are but it's just 0:27:51.070 --> 0:27:52.110 this species. 0:27:52.010 --> 0:27:53.570 And then one gets into your cage and you're like 0:27:53.609 --> 0:27:55.430 holy shit i got a chance at this fucking thing 0:27:55.770 --> 0:27:57.949 let's go like oh he's in the cage with me 0:27:57.970 --> 0:28:00.119 now it's time to play throwing shit and then the 0:28:00.260 --> 0:28:02.260 gates open it's like all right i'm gonna kill that 0:28:02.300 --> 0:28:06.230 fucking monkey throwing shit at me You know? 0:28:06.430 --> 0:28:09.360 Where did he come from this morning? I don't know. 0:28:09.380 --> 0:28:10.640 I like it. Alongside of the bed. 0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:13.040 No, I woke up happy. I was like, today's going 0:28:13.060 --> 0:28:13.880 to be fucking great. 0:28:14.420 --> 0:28:19.109 Actor Tobey Maguire officiates his ex-wife Jennifer Meyer's wedding, and 0:28:19.150 --> 0:28:23.350 this was just weeks after finalizing their divorce. How cool. Like, 0:28:23.369 --> 0:28:24.270 could you imagine? 0:28:24.310 --> 0:28:27.489 What's weird? He's probably like, no more alimony. 0:28:27.910 --> 0:28:30.820 No, Mom, that's when the alimony starts. The divorce is fine. Clearly, 0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:31.709 you've never been divorced. 0:28:32.100 --> 0:28:33.160 She got remarried. 0:28:33.700 --> 0:28:37.760 She got married to a Nigerian billionaire's son. 0:28:38.380 --> 0:28:42.020 So she's not concerned about the alimony going away. Not 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.920 in the least. She's like, I could literally wipe my 0:28:45.100 --> 0:28:46.260 ass with your alimony now. 0:28:47.310 --> 0:28:49.890 Well, I'd rather her donate it, but... Or that. 0:28:50.750 --> 0:28:51.030 Or that. 0:28:52.340 --> 0:28:54.200 I got a kick out of this. Did you see 0:28:54.220 --> 0:28:57.510 the Kelly Clarkson drama with the magic shop? So apparently 0:28:57.590 --> 0:29:01.370 Kelly Clarkson walks into this magic shop and she inquires 0:29:01.430 --> 0:29:05.750 about this like bird that you push a button or 0:29:05.790 --> 0:29:07.390 something and it like moves around. 0:29:07.590 --> 0:29:11.880 And the price tag is- An animatronic. An animatronic. Not 0:29:11.940 --> 0:29:12.800 quite sure what that is. 0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:15.800 But the price tag is on the wall and it 0:29:15.820 --> 0:29:22.650 says it's $ 15, 000. So Kelly Clarkson- Post this, just drove 0:29:22.710 --> 0:29:24.670 all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store 0:29:24.690 --> 0:29:27.100 I thought looked really rad and had a few things 0:29:27.140 --> 0:29:29.280 in mind to buy and literally was looked at as 0:29:29.340 --> 0:29:32.680 if I couldn't afford and was told he could find 0:29:32.740 --> 0:29:36.510 something comparable for me. Wow, dude, you're an idiot and 0:29:36.550 --> 0:29:39.330 just lost a huge sale, but y'all should go check 0:29:39.410 --> 0:29:41.800 out Art of Plotting in brooklyn if you enjoy being 0:29:41.860 --> 0:29:45.260 treated like julia roberts character in pretty woman for sure 0:29:45.300 --> 0:29:48.620 check it out thumbs down i'm assuming they didn't know 0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:51.760 who she was obviously but she should never treat you 0:29:51.780 --> 0:29:54.300 shouldn't you shouldn't treat but that's what she's saying like 0:29:54.340 --> 0:29:57.020 basically if they can treat me like this I would 0:29:57.060 --> 0:29:58.520 hate to see how they treat other people. 0:29:58.940 --> 0:30:00.959 Don't judge a book by its cover. 0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:01.700 God. 0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:06.550 So it's Art of Play responded on Instagram on October 11th, 2026, 0:30:06.550 --> 0:30:10.530 stating Kelly Clarkson inquired about a unique singing and dancing 0:30:10.610 --> 0:30:14.470 bird automaton that was not for sale. So then Kelly 0:30:14.490 --> 0:30:17.310 posts it and it is for sale and it's $ 15, 000. 0:30:17.170 --> 0:30:20.630 She posted the thing and the price tag. So then 0:30:20.650 --> 0:30:21.450 she responds again. 0:30:21.510 --> 0:30:22.010 Cool, cool. 0:30:22.110 --> 0:30:22.350 Sure. 0:30:22.450 --> 0:30:24.590 It wasn't for sale. That's the narrative. Art of Play 0:30:24.630 --> 0:30:26.729 is going to go with... Thumbs up. 0:30:26.770 --> 0:30:29.930 So then, so the whole conversation we had when I 0:30:30.090 --> 0:30:32.260 asked you if it was for sale was pointing to 0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:34.440 the price tag hanging on the wall with the title 0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:38.120 singing bird didn't happen as you elevator eyed me saying 0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:40.830 in a condescending tone, yes, it's for sale, but it 0:30:40.870 --> 0:30:43.970 costs $ 15, 000. So if you'd like me to find something 0:30:44.010 --> 0:30:47.270 comparable for you, I can. That all never happened and 0:30:47.350 --> 0:30:48.520 now it's not for sale. 0:30:48.670 --> 0:30:51.860 Okay, cool. So you're not only rude, you're also a liar. 0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:52.330 Got it. 0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:55.520 And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because 0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:58.180 I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. 0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:01.080 I love small businesses and know they are important and 0:31:01.100 --> 0:31:03.200 I always support them, but you don't get a free 0:31:03.270 --> 0:31:05.570 pass to treat people less than in your store just 0:31:05.630 --> 0:31:08.350 because you are a small business. It's not that hard 0:31:08.410 --> 0:31:10.810 to be kind. I never blast people, but you, my friend, 0:31:11.210 --> 0:31:14.410 were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren't. 0:31:16.970 --> 0:31:18.430 Yeah, not cool. 0:31:18.710 --> 0:31:21.490 What a weird little back and forth. I wonder if 0:31:21.530 --> 0:31:22.710 people will go now, though. 0:31:24.170 --> 0:31:24.780 Are you going to go? 0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:27.780 It's in Brooklyn. I don't go to Brooklyn. I don't 0:31:27.820 --> 0:31:29.900 even leave my house. 0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:31.640 If you were near Brooklyn, would you go? 0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:32.520 What? 0:31:32.660 --> 0:31:34.140 If you were near Brooklyn, would you go? 0:31:35.020 --> 0:31:37.200 I got to be honest, if they're selling weird birds 0:31:37.240 --> 0:31:39.340 for 15 grand, it just isn't speaking to me. 0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:41.620 Well, I'm being treated that way. 0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:44.770 Take the being treated this way out of it. I'm 0:31:44.830 --> 0:31:46.870 not going into a store that's going to charge me 0:31:46.870 --> 0:31:49.430 $ 15, 000 for a talking bird. 0:31:49.590 --> 0:31:51.620 Well, you don't know what the bird does. I mean, 0:31:51.650 --> 0:31:53.080 it could be really phenomenal. 0:31:53.100 --> 0:31:55.020 Can I jump on its back and it fly me 0:31:55.060 --> 0:31:55.660 to Paris? 0:31:55.780 --> 0:31:56.200 Maybe. 0:31:56.780 --> 0:31:57.460 Probably not. 0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:58.500 So, no. 0:31:59.580 --> 0:32:02.460 But I wouldn't go because they're assholes. But I bet 0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:04.480 this is going to pop off now. Here's the thing, though. 0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:09.030 Kelly Clarkson, has anyone seen the Kelly Clarkson show? 0:32:09.220 --> 0:32:09.530 Yeah. 0:32:09.650 --> 0:32:11.030 She is a gem of a human. 0:32:11.350 --> 0:32:11.570 Yes. 0:32:11.710 --> 0:32:14.630 How could you be mean to her ever? She's so kind. 0:32:14.670 --> 0:32:16.190 And how could you not know who she was? 0:32:16.470 --> 0:32:20.729 Yeah, you're a dumbass. I know who she is from 0:32:20.790 --> 0:32:21.510 American Idol. 0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:23.260 No. 0:32:23.580 --> 0:32:24.680 For a moment. 0:32:24.720 --> 0:32:25.340 The voice. 0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:26.320 Not the voice. 0:32:26.340 --> 0:32:27.550 That didn't even exist when she got famous. 0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:30.150 Oh, she made her existence on American Idol. 0:32:30.170 --> 0:32:31.870 No, she made her existence through her mother's vagina. And 0:32:31.890 --> 0:32:32.850 she's saying a moment like this. 0:32:32.870 --> 0:32:35.450 But she got famous through American Idol. What'd you say? 0:32:35.630 --> 0:32:37.430 She goes, she made her existence. 0:32:37.490 --> 0:32:40.900 I said, no, she made her existence through her mother's vagina. 0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:43.080 She got famous on American Idol. 0:32:43.100 --> 0:32:44.180 She got on the map. 0:32:44.860 --> 0:32:46.100 She made it on the map. 0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:48.460 With American Idol. Yes. 0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:50.240 Yeah, she didn't have existence because of this. 0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:52.460 And she was very young and then came out with 0:32:53.300 --> 0:32:55.900 Behind These Hazel Eyes and all the rest of the 0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:56.980 bangers that she writes. 0:32:57.500 --> 0:33:00.120 No, how you could not know her is something else. 0:33:00.940 --> 0:33:01.260 Can I tell you? 0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:04.310 And I'm sorry, she's got a very, like, noticeable face. 0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:08.710 Yes, but all that aside, can I just tell you? 0:33:09.230 --> 0:33:11.250 It is so much harder to be a dick than 0:33:11.290 --> 0:33:12.450 it is to just be nice. 0:33:12.470 --> 0:33:14.950 I feel bad being a dick. 0:33:14.970 --> 0:33:16.190 Like, I've been a dick. 0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:17.940 Don't you feel bad after? 0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:20.280 I don't love it. I don't want to be a dick. 0:33:20.700 --> 0:33:24.240 But when I am a dick, I'm exhausted. 0:33:24.480 --> 0:33:25.480 Say dick one more time. 0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:25.960 Dick. 0:33:26.580 --> 0:33:31.470 So then Hillary Duff's hubby enters the chat. Kelly Clarkson 0:33:31.830 --> 0:33:34.850 has a taser and she won't leave the Rainforest Cafe 0:33:34.930 --> 0:33:38.370 until they sell her an animatronic toucan. 0:33:39.950 --> 0:33:41.150 The next one is so great. 0:33:41.690 --> 0:33:42.610 Are they butting heads? 0:33:43.340 --> 0:33:45.390 Here's the thing. We started off friends. 0:33:46.790 --> 0:33:49.490 I sang it. Did anyone else? 0:33:50.730 --> 0:33:52.270 Why is he going in on her? 0:33:52.830 --> 0:33:54.930 Why not? I don't know. Why not? 0:33:54.970 --> 0:33:56.690 We just talked about being kind and how hard it 0:33:56.730 --> 0:33:59.110 is to be a dick. And now he's entering the chat. 0:33:59.130 --> 0:34:00.150 It has nothing to do with him. 0:34:00.790 --> 0:34:03.730 Were they in that squabble? The mom squabble? 0:34:03.790 --> 0:34:04.290 No. 0:34:04.530 --> 0:34:08.070 Kelly Clarkson has nothing to do with mom gate. 0:34:08.710 --> 0:34:10.989 With mom friend gate. That's Ashley Tisdale. 0:34:11.710 --> 0:34:12.469 Not Tisdale. 0:34:15.450 --> 0:34:17.089 But Hilary Duff's not part of that. 0:34:17.590 --> 0:34:19.969 No, but now with this, I'm thinking maybe it might 0:34:19.989 --> 0:34:21.910 be that she's the problem. 0:34:22.390 --> 0:34:24.620 Everyone was thinking it was Tisdale. I don't know. With this, 0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:25.899 I'm sensing that you and your. 0:34:25.820 --> 0:34:26.520 Husband get a little messy, right? 0:34:26.540 --> 0:34:27.919 There's so many names going on that if you were 0:34:27.940 --> 0:34:29.900 to walk these people in, I don't even know who 0:34:29.940 --> 0:34:30.640 is who anymore. 0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:32.060 What does Tisdale look like? 0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:33.180 A woman. 0:34:34.340 --> 0:34:37.300 I'm lost. Just a bunch of women. 0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:39.830 She's cool. I like her. I like her husband, too. 0:34:40.910 --> 0:34:42.770 Do you want to know something? I like them all. 0:34:43.390 --> 0:34:44.590 Me, too. I have no reason not to. 0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:59.149 All right, let's move on to Soulja Boy. That's way better. 0:34:59.190 --> 0:35:01.630 You're going to die. 0:35:01.650 --> 0:35:02.390 You're going to die. 0:35:02.410 --> 0:35:04.029 I don't even know who that is. 0:35:04.270 --> 0:35:08.140 Soulja Boy, tell them. And doesn't he sing Gucci Ben Dennett? 0:35:08.620 --> 0:35:12.720 Gucci Ben Dennett. Wow, what a boss. Gucci Ben Dennett. 0:35:13.820 --> 0:35:15.620 And he's like, kiss me. 0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:19.280 Through the phone. Kiss me through the phone. I'll see 0:35:19.460 --> 0:35:23.120 you later. But he is going to run for president 0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:27.620 in 2028. And at this point, let him. Put him 0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:30.620 in the White House for the love of God. Could 0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:31.910 you imagine how happy we'd all be? 0:35:32.969 --> 0:35:34.200 Just dancing to Soulja Boy? 0:35:34.810 --> 0:35:35.690 That sounds miserable. 0:35:35.710 --> 0:35:36.730 I don't know. I think there's just a. 0:35:36.710 --> 0:35:37.130 Lot of people. 0:35:37.190 --> 0:35:39.569 It says Soulja Boy is setting his sights on the 0:35:39.650 --> 0:35:42.410 White House, revealing that he's exploring a run for U.S. 0:35:42.510 --> 0:35:43.110 President. 0:35:43.150 --> 0:35:45.969 I can't even keep a straight face. 2028. 0:35:45.969 --> 0:35:50.740 The rapper says his priorities would include economic opportunity, criminal 0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:54.860 justice reform, education, and the future of technology and AI, 0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:56.940 according to a post on Instagram. 0:35:57.280 --> 0:35:59.940 While he hasn't laid out a detailed campaign. 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:03.390 Platform, Soulja Boy says, He is looking to take his 0:36:03.469 --> 0:36:07.880 experience in music, business, and technology into public service. 0:36:09.219 --> 0:36:09.540 Wow. 0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:10.780 Just start a company. 0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:13.040 You don't need to run the country. 0:36:13.060 --> 0:36:14.100 You don't need to run the country. 0:36:14.260 --> 0:36:15.220 Start a business. 0:36:15.460 --> 0:36:16.740 Start a business. 0:36:17.020 --> 0:36:18.980 No, but I reposted it. I'm like, where are we? 0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:21.580 Is this a joke? Could you imagine? 0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:23.680 Our tattooed president. 0:36:23.700 --> 0:36:28.150 He wears glasses that he painted his own self. That 0:36:28.170 --> 0:36:30.560 says Soulja Boy. You're telling me we're going to put 0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:33.040 him in the White House in glasses that he can't 0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.160 even technically see through. 0:36:34.900 --> 0:36:38.299 You're worried about the glasses? He's got tattoos all over 0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:41.380 his face. I'd be like, we can't. Not that I'm against. 0:36:41.460 --> 0:36:42.060 You see me. 0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:44.000 I want one. The tattoos are nothing to me. 0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:46.180 The tattoos on the face are a selling point for me, 0:36:46.390 --> 0:36:46.990 quite honestly. 0:36:47.090 --> 0:36:49.029 I'm sorry. I'm all for tattoos. 0:36:49.330 --> 0:36:51.750 When I look at my country and I have a vote, 0:36:52.270 --> 0:36:53.770 I kind of want somebody without them. 0:36:54.930 --> 0:36:57.090 Just me. Let me tell you. And I'm for all 0:36:57.130 --> 0:36:57.890 four of the tattoos. 0:36:57.910 --> 0:37:01.739 Give me a woman. Give me a woman. For the 0:37:01.840 --> 0:37:07.520 love of God. Compassionate, motherly, but will fuck your shit up. 0:37:07.860 --> 0:37:08.740 Michelle Obama. 0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:10.180 I'm obsessed with her. 0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:10.819 Let's get her. 0:37:11.180 --> 0:37:13.100 First we had Kanye West, now we got Soulja Boy. 0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:15.560 It's just like, what the f- Where am I? What 0:37:15.620 --> 0:37:16.620 planet am I living on? 0:37:16.860 --> 0:37:18.240 We're in a simulation. 0:37:19.150 --> 0:37:21.670 Easton truly believes we are like Sims, by the way. 0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.180 I'm just putting it out there. And I agree. 0:37:23.500 --> 0:37:24.040 We're getting there. 0:37:24.060 --> 0:37:27.200 I feel like there is a giant child who opens 0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:29.980 up the bag, which is daylight, takes us out in place, 0:37:31.020 --> 0:37:32.779 and then when nighttime comes, it means she's put us 0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:34.169 back in the bag and zipped up the bag. 0:37:34.469 --> 0:37:36.250 Yeah, when you go to sleep, they're taking out the bag. 0:37:36.270 --> 0:37:38.850 We are what it was. Know how your phone at night, 0:37:39.710 --> 0:37:41.190 it goes through a little software update? 0:37:41.469 --> 0:37:41.830 So do we. 0:37:41.870 --> 0:37:42.970 That's what we're going through, too. 0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:47.380 Bethany Frankel gave her followers a warning against trying to 0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:51.020 turn children against their ex-spouse. Do not try to turn 0:37:51.060 --> 0:37:54.120 your kids against your ex. No matter how abusive, controlling, 0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:56.879 problematic your ex is, you will end up turning your 0:37:56.920 --> 0:37:59.459 kids against you. It is hard to see when they're little, 0:37:59.700 --> 0:38:01.660 but the best thing for your children is to keep 0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.640 your thoughts, your anger, and your misery to yourself. 0:38:05.300 --> 0:38:08.049 This is such a tough one. I agree, obviously. 0:38:08.070 --> 0:38:08.529 I agree, too. 0:38:08.610 --> 0:38:08.910 I don't. 0:38:10.350 --> 0:38:12.189 Because the kids didn't pick this. 0:38:12.489 --> 0:38:17.469 No, the kids didn't pick this. Um, with ocean, obviously 0:38:17.530 --> 0:38:21.450 like she picks up on energy, right? Cause we don't 0:38:21.590 --> 0:38:24.600 say anything negative about her dad because it's her dad. 0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:26.480 She loves him very much. And I want that for her. 0:38:27.420 --> 0:38:30.340 But she asked me, this was a while back. It 0:38:30.360 --> 0:38:31.820 was mom, do you hate my dad? 0:38:32.560 --> 0:38:34.140 And that was like taking a bullet. I was like, Oh, 0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:35.220 this kid's like reading. 0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:38.279 Like when she talks about, I'm obviously, I obviously have 0:38:38.380 --> 0:38:40.980 something on my face or my energy shifts because. 0:38:41.450 --> 0:38:42.000 She feels it. 0:38:42.130 --> 0:38:44.550 She's feeling it. So I really have to try a 0:38:44.570 --> 0:38:45.010 lot harder. 0:38:45.430 --> 0:38:47.870 And now she's getting to the age where he and 0:38:48.030 --> 0:38:52.070 I are actually doing a great job of communicating about Ocean. 0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:54.960 And she now knows like he and I are on 0:38:54.980 --> 0:38:58.040 the same page. If you do something here and the 0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:00.080 next day is dad's time, like you're going to be 0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:02.200 paying for it at both households. Like this isn't just 0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:05.080 a one and done. If there's no iPad here, you're 0:39:05.100 --> 0:39:06.919 not iPadding at your dad's house. 0:39:08.460 --> 0:39:08.800 But. 0:39:09.660 --> 0:39:10.860 Has he taken the iPad? 0:39:12.250 --> 0:39:13.230 From what I know. 0:39:13.950 --> 0:39:14.919 Best thing we ever did. 0:39:15.300 --> 0:39:17.819 You know. And when she comes home, I feel like 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:20.100 she has been a different child since yanking the iPad. 0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:23.790 And I have no intention of bringing the iPad back. No. 0:39:24.210 --> 0:39:24.870 Doesn't need it. 0:39:24.989 --> 0:39:25.169 No. 0:39:25.250 --> 0:39:28.630 There's no reason for her to have that. And on 0:39:28.670 --> 0:39:29.180 the flip. 0:39:30.230 --> 0:39:32.490 You know, I think when you have a baby with 0:39:32.510 --> 0:39:34.879 someone and then you find out maybe they're not who 0:39:34.900 --> 0:39:37.580 you thought, there is that fear as a mom that 0:39:37.600 --> 0:39:38.900 your kid is going to go out and try to 0:39:38.940 --> 0:39:41.719 find someone like her dad, which you don't want that 0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:42.240 to happen. 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:44.259 But I've kind of. 0:39:45.820 --> 0:39:48.080 I've released control, which is really hard for me to do. 0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:50.959 So I understand what Bethany's saying is like the only 0:39:51.020 --> 0:39:55.080 person that's going to hurt is my child, but also me. 0:39:55.719 --> 0:40:00.100 And time is, time tells you everything you need to know. 0:40:00.780 --> 0:40:02.580 And I don't want my kid to grow up and, 0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:05.560 you know, feel like her parents are against each other 0:40:05.680 --> 0:40:07.600 and all of this. 0:40:07.660 --> 0:40:08.819 It's just more stress for her. 0:40:08.940 --> 0:40:10.859 It's more stress for her. I don't want her to, 0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:13.049 I don't want her to live in that headspace. 0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:14.549 No, you don't want her worrying. 0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:14.990 No. 0:40:15.460 --> 0:40:15.660 No. 0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:18.140 And I, and I love to be a kid. Yeah. 0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:22.170 And for her to see like at orientation, the two 0:40:22.210 --> 0:40:23.430 of us together and it. 0:40:25.170 --> 0:40:26.630 Just, it made me happy. 0:40:26.650 --> 0:40:27.710 It made her happy. 0:40:27.830 --> 0:40:28.090 Yes. 0:40:28.489 --> 0:40:30.960 All of my feelings aside, it does not matter. This 0:40:31.020 --> 0:40:32.980 is strictly about ocean and ocean only and what is 0:40:33.020 --> 0:40:35.620 best for her. So I, I co-sign on what Bethany's saying. 0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:36.739 Me too. 0:40:37.320 --> 0:40:39.279 It's a, it's a hard place to get to though. 0:40:39.980 --> 0:40:40.430 You know, mom. 0:40:41.410 --> 0:40:45.020 So Selma Blair arrested a tax flight crew after trying 0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:46.920 to open plane door midair. 0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:48.600 Wow. Yes. 0:40:49.900 --> 0:40:52.200 So it says Selma Blair. 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:54.940 This is via TMZ, by the way. Selma Blair allegedly 0:40:55.020 --> 0:40:58.680 caused chaos aboard a Delta Airlines flight, punching one flight 0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:02.440 attendant and biting another after trying to open the plane's 0:41:02.500 --> 0:41:05.060 door in the middle of the flight. We're told the 0:41:05.180 --> 0:41:07.680 actors attempted to open the aircraft door while the plane 0:41:07.700 --> 0:41:08.860 was in the air. 0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:14.530 On Sunday on its way. to jfk international airport leading 0:41:14.590 --> 0:41:17.630 to a confrontation with the crew members blair was arrested 0:41:17.730 --> 0:41:20.930 and taken to a hospital for evaluation where she remains 0:41:21.150 --> 0:41:24.750 as of this post the fbi is currently investigating the 0:41:24.810 --> 0:41:26.650 incident oh. 0:41:25.950 --> 0:41:29.940 My god she was the one that was in um. 0:41:31.360 --> 0:41:35.260 Legally blonde yes that's exactly right i do not picture 0:41:35.300 --> 0:41:37.779 that at all she always seems to like have it 0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:39.899 so together i feel All right. 0:41:39.980 --> 0:41:42.140 Well, I'm wishing Selma Blair all the best. 0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:43.180 Me and you both. 0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:46.420 Usually on this podcast, I would do a segment called Bravo, Bravo, 0:41:46.520 --> 0:41:50.140 fucking Bravo. But that's going to be an entire bonus 0:41:50.180 --> 0:41:53.040 episode because I have Heather Gay and she's at the door. 0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:54.719 So I'm going to wrap it up. I love you guys. 0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:56.660 Thank you for listening. And I will catch you next week. 0:41:57.160 --> 0:41:57.239 Bye.