Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up. Feels so good.
Speaker 1: I just got one of the bustions the girl. When
Speaker 1: you reach the rules, the rules to your world, rules
Speaker 1: into your word, Oh my god, I accept your rose
Speaker 1: long distance. Hello, baby girl, baby boy, my name is
Speaker 1: Arda Marine. I am coming to you from my very
Speaker 1: first Airbnb in Atlanta. Hi girl, Hey, Um, First of all,
Speaker 1: Airbnb is a really great service, even though they're not
Speaker 1: our sponsor. It's really I have a really cute little place,
Speaker 1: and um, I'm so excited. First of all, we're getting
Speaker 1: so close to the fence jump, We're getting so close
Speaker 1: to fantasy suits joining me on this merry journey from
Speaker 1: her house with Bunny and Katie Levine. Hi. And then
Speaker 1: we also have a man that I think needs a
Speaker 1: pretty exciting introduction. No, I can't hear this, but I
Speaker 1: know that something's happening with j J Maran and Nasma.
Speaker 1: He was bachelor. It really does j a year my heart.
Speaker 1: He feels like it feels like if and when I
Speaker 1: get rich, I want to make you a satin boxing
Speaker 1: robe and then like like you're with it. It says
Speaker 1: like batch batch, oh year, and like just like the list,
Speaker 1: like like like my check marks, like like my tour dates,
Speaker 1: like your tour dates, and then like at the very bottom,
Speaker 1: it says like see you in Nashville, j J. When
Speaker 1: you get an outline of your mom's face on it
Speaker 1: to them like the two of you like and she's
Speaker 1: like accepting your rose, and it's like and I get
Speaker 1: to say that you're the best replacement dot I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well guy speaking of step daughters, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, and stepfather's on the show. Dude, I mean.
Speaker 1: But let me also just say before we get going,
Speaker 1: you guys, we are on Spotify now, so make sure
Speaker 1: you can check out our podcast on Spotify. Spotify now
Speaker 1: has all of your favorite podcasts. You can listen to
Speaker 1: music and podcast all in one place, and they picked
Speaker 1: us to be featured in their podcast for Bachelor Nation,
Speaker 1: which we are so excited about. So thank you, Spotify.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. Awesome. Yeah, I'm excited because I
Speaker 1: listened to I used all I listen to the music
Speaker 1: on Spotify, so now I can go back. I have
Speaker 1: some good like playlists on Spotify, but I feel like
Speaker 1: I also have Anybody who's like a millennial wants to
Speaker 1: email in and tell me how to make better, Like
Speaker 1: how do like I need like I'm so sick of
Speaker 1: my music. I need suggestions of how to find cooler music.
Speaker 1: We're so excited. We're on Spotify now and if anyone
Speaker 1: can email in and tell us how to use it.
Speaker 1: I feel like people are like I used it all
Speaker 1: that I use it like I have my playlist, but
Speaker 1: like I'm on your home my aage, it'll like recommend
Speaker 1: things for you and like it has different like like
Speaker 1: uh genres you can look at because I always like
Speaker 1: recommended playlists and they are usually great and write up
Speaker 1: my life. I gotta get on Spotify. I'm on Apple Music,
Speaker 1: which isn't as Yeah you have and it robbed now
Speaker 1: because you can hear yourself on there. Okay you guys.
Speaker 1: Hometowns starting it off hot with how why the shower?
Speaker 1: Why the shower commitment this year? Is it the same
Speaker 1: shower shot they keep reusing or is it different different
Speaker 1: showers they had? They had one shower shot that was
Speaker 1: going pretty hard for most of the season. This was
Speaker 1: a new shower shot that started straight to like almost pubes,
Speaker 1: like like if he was a lady, it would be
Speaker 1: like his mom's area. It was like it was like
Speaker 1: the upper like the upper pube, lower belly were almost
Speaker 1: we're almost to the micro his treasure trail. Like they
Speaker 1: were showing like his dirty like his feet and his
Speaker 1: washing like it was weird. It was they've never done
Speaker 1: that before, Like I can't remember. I don't think there's
Speaker 1: been anywhere They're like, we're just gonna keep showing you
Speaker 1: shower like they was sure like once in all with
Speaker 1: Chris Souls, like I remember that because he's in that
Speaker 1: outdoor shower. But like, okay with what's this with uh Colton? Now?
Speaker 1: It's like NonStop the SuDS going down the drain. I
Speaker 1: wonder if they're trying to make somebody that they know
Speaker 1: is like to tear chunks. I wonder if they're trying
Speaker 1: to make like like we all know he's a virgin,
Speaker 1: and wasn't Crystal's a born again virgin. Maybe they're trying
Speaker 1: to make but wasn't he did he say he was
Speaker 1: a born again news that was the blonde guy, the
Speaker 1: Mormon guy? What was his name? So Sean was the
Speaker 1: born again virgin? I say, okay, so then he was
Speaker 1: he starts off, he checked himself out in the nude,
Speaker 1: in the in the like, and then he goes he
Speaker 1: looked himself the mirrors. Yep, still gay. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: and I feel and he like he still leads to
Speaker 1: this full like his greatest fear is like at a
Speaker 1: certain point, like if all you're focusing on is your
Speaker 1: greatest fee or like nothing good can come of this.
Speaker 1: There's no positive outcome that if you every morning starts
Speaker 1: with my greatest fear, let me, let me just let
Speaker 1: me just really lock it in. And I woke up
Speaker 1: thinking about my greatest fear again. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: great day. My goodest fear is seeing him in the
Speaker 1: shower and his pubes again, Like I don't ever his
Speaker 1: pubes again. So, guys, I don't know if you remember,
Speaker 1: but Virginia is for lovers. Oh my god, we're back.
Speaker 1: I thought we were done with Virginia. Back it Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1: Is it Fredericksburg. We're in Fredericksburg and they're in a
Speaker 1: horse and carriage in a red velvet carriage. God, I
Speaker 1: have to say, one week past the they just want
Speaker 1: to be the bachelorette. Like I think that they both
Speaker 1: clear like at the end of like having watched last
Speaker 1: night's episode. I was like, oh, they both both clearly
Speaker 1: want to just be the bachelor, yes, and if they
Speaker 1: give it to either of them, I will fucking die.
Speaker 1: I was thinking mad, And I don't think they would
Speaker 1: because the backlash would be too insane because it's like
Speaker 1: they're just they're they've they've just been schemed together to
Speaker 1: somehow fucking get it. And it's like we all know, Klin,
Speaker 1: we all know that this is all you care about,
Speaker 1: like we're not. And Kassie and I mean even hiding
Speaker 1: it very well. No, no, and her whole family is
Speaker 1: like so ready for their clothes up, but oh my god,
Speaker 1: except their dad, and that dad's like, give me the
Speaker 1: fun out, although he I mean okay. So so they're
Speaker 1: on this awkward horse and carriage right around fridges for Fredericksburg.
Speaker 1: And here's the conversation. My mom used to draw blood
Speaker 1: in that building, and I would like and when I
Speaker 1: would have blood drawn, I would like myself in the
Speaker 1: closet was such a I was such a brat. I
Speaker 1: do love you, Colton. That's how it went. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yeah, and then they're like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take you to Carl's ice Cream my favorite spot, and
Speaker 1: the girl's worst joke was executed. That really, like as
Speaker 1: a professional comedian, really hurt my feelings when she goes.
Speaker 1: The best part about Carl's is it smell. It smells
Speaker 1: really good. And then he smelled it and she shoved
Speaker 1: it into his nose. It was kind of funny, and
Speaker 1: then he kind of looked at her like do I
Speaker 1: do it back? Or it was I mean it was
Speaker 1: like that was like a move of the older brother
Speaker 1: from Wonder Years, like like like that that that she
Speaker 1: actually executed that and thought she was nailing her best
Speaker 1: joke right and and and then later he kissed her
Speaker 1: and it was like you smell like ice cream. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no romance none. I just I don't believe her.
Speaker 1: I don't believe Cassie right now. My favorite is America's
Speaker 1: newest rapper, Hannah. And I say that only after finding
Speaker 1: out that Tasia had a boyfriend allegedly up until the
Speaker 1: day before. Okay, so I was looking into that and
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, it sounds like they weren't like
Speaker 1: they've been dating oil, but weren't exclusive. I still don't
Speaker 1: really like that, but I still like Tasha the most,
Speaker 1: and I think she should be the bachelorette. I would
Speaker 1: love it if Tisha was a bad solorette. I think,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe she Maybe the final two would
Speaker 1: be her and and hand. I was happy. I was
Speaker 1: happy that they were the first two to get roses
Speaker 1: METI um. So then she goes, I do love you Colton,
Speaker 1: and he goes wow, Like I feel like this is
Speaker 1: what life would be like. Afterwards, we get a dog,
Speaker 1: we travel together. Her teeth were so white and white,
Speaker 1: it was like ross from that episode of Friends. I
Speaker 1: remember when tooth whitening first started, and like you can
Speaker 1: just get like toothpaste, like you know, you know what
Speaker 1: I used. I used charcoal toothpaste. It works great because
Speaker 1: I have very sensitive teeth and it wins my teeth,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't make them sensitive really well. My brother,
Speaker 1: my brother and I grew up with like we had
Speaker 1: like both of us had weird stains on our teeth
Speaker 1: from penicilla, and like we had like little yellow spots
Speaker 1: all over our teeth. So and teeth whitening first, did
Speaker 1: you take too much penicillin? Thing? I I have never
Speaker 1: heard of it. I looked, as you know, I was
Speaker 1: a stunning beauty into and my brother had a huge
Speaker 1: head and cooke pobla blasses and one dead I I
Speaker 1: like like, I like like Bart from Strange whatever, Like
Speaker 1: I said, I was a boy and I people were like,
Speaker 1: what a polite young man? And I had an orange
Speaker 1: like pumpkin on my head and my brother like a
Speaker 1: huge head. And we both had like poka yellow teeth.
Speaker 1: And was JJ making you penicillin pie every day? You're
Speaker 1: having our penicinicles every night per she would just freeze
Speaker 1: and we could just suck on it. J JJ would
Speaker 1: come home from a control state to stick stick a
Speaker 1: popsicle stick into penicilla. I'll tell you now, we have
Speaker 1: no immune system, but we guest. But so when they
Speaker 1: first started teeth whitening, I went and got it, and
Speaker 1: my teeth were almost blue. They were so white, and
Speaker 1: they hurt from the inside like for like three weeks,
Speaker 1: like they were like glowing blue, like like it was
Speaker 1: like blow in the dark blue. Yeah, And I feel
Speaker 1: like Caylen went to that same doctor. Yeah, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: way white. She just like war fucking crest white strips
Speaker 1: were like I'd turn the tip down on my TV.
Speaker 1: Maybe J J made her penicilla. Still no explanation as
Speaker 1: to what your teeth got staked by Zilla. I think
Speaker 1: we were both God blessed her, but we were both
Speaker 1: I think we were both so like just no. I
Speaker 1: say we both had like just such an imbalanced diet
Speaker 1: that like like like we just had like frough loops
Speaker 1: and like twinkies and like Kentucky fried chicken. We were
Speaker 1: just take Kentucky fried chicken in a baggy in our school,
Speaker 1: like in our lunch bags. It would just be like
Speaker 1: a drumstick and a baggy, like unrefrigerated, waiting till noon.
Speaker 1: I was like, guess that was like on a good day,
Speaker 1: healthy Fridays. I remember they they had like it was
Speaker 1: like we were supposed to do the ox Fam fast
Speaker 1: where we're like we were supposed to fast for the day,
Speaker 1: donate like our lunch money. We would donate the lunch money.
Speaker 1: But my j J didn't believe in it because we
Speaker 1: were so like anemic and like our blood sugar was
Speaker 1: so low that she would pack us like extra fried
Speaker 1: chicken jumpsticks to eat. I'm like the Oxford a fast
Speaker 1: day anyway here so here we are. I've never heard
Speaker 1: a fascine day. It was not a great idea, be
Speaker 1: saince we we were so little, you know. But also
Speaker 1: it's just called you kipper, Yeah, exactly what. It wasn't
Speaker 1: religious at all. It was not religious until we went
Speaker 1: to a Quaker school. So they're just like, we need
Speaker 1: to you need to feel with these, you know, poor
Speaker 1: kids you're feeling. Yeah, I mean that's that's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's got good intentions. Sure, yeah, I like that you've
Speaker 1: had to get away, not full weekend, but you've had
Speaker 1: sort of a Sunday funday with J J Rob. I
Speaker 1: know I have. That was awesome. We need to do
Speaker 1: it again. You know what She's I'll meet you anywhere
Speaker 1: you want. Let's all go to Savannah family. So I
Speaker 1: could say to you what John says. So we meet
Speaker 1: John caitlin stepdad, who was so skeptical of Colton as
Speaker 1: he should be, and uh and his voice, I kind
Speaker 1: of John actually seemed like a fairly upstanding I liked
Speaker 1: John and he was he seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: And he sounded kind of like a stoner, which I appreciated. Um,
Speaker 1: he get he was. He was freaking out and panicking
Speaker 1: when Colton I didn't fully understand they were like cook
Speaker 1: like frying cookie dough and feeding each other. It was
Speaker 1: an odd first family visit because there was there was
Speaker 1: no There wasn't that dinner where he'd make a toast
Speaker 1: and everything was like a barbecue. And they weren't they
Speaker 1: weren't talking, they weren't like he had to like fry
Speaker 1: the dough and like and he goes. He gave her
Speaker 1: a bite of a wedding cake. He gave her. It
Speaker 1: was just like freaking out. He was freaking little. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little too much, maybe because every father in this
Speaker 1: entire episode was like, oh, not a minute now, you're
Speaker 1: getting engaged at the end of it, like what is
Speaker 1: this TV show season? I'm sorry research? Like I was like,
Speaker 1: what did you think would happen with baby girl to
Speaker 1: Calabasas to go get into that or like Malibu adjacent?
Speaker 1: What did you think was going to happen? He didn't
Speaker 1: looked up the show before exactly. Yeah, there's a price
Speaker 1: to fame, sir. I loved so then her sister who
Speaker 1: had who had an amazing full orange eyelid with it
Speaker 1: looked like she had pink eye. I haven't just haven't
Speaker 1: just had pink I like, just like that, like, were
Speaker 1: her fake lashes too heavy? Like she was going on.
Speaker 1: She had really orange eyelids and new fake giant like
Speaker 1: almost like burlesque fam I like glued on. And then
Speaker 1: she had on a she had on a nose ring
Speaker 1: and a crop top and the most amazing I mean,
Speaker 1: look as a lady with real heavy boobs. Myself, I
Speaker 1: think they might have been new and purchased these giant,
Speaker 1: glorious breasts that were pouring out of this crop top waiting.
Speaker 1: Probably like sisters are crazy with each other, so I'm
Speaker 1: sure like having a beauty pageant sister, Like the thing
Speaker 1: felt loaded, I'm like it amazing. Yeah, I did a
Speaker 1: real number on that lady. Yeah. She was really like
Speaker 1: I got it. I got it too, and she was pretty.
Speaker 1: But I was like, wow, the the whole thing. I
Speaker 1: was like, you got ready for this? And then she
Speaker 1: immediately started throwing shade about Colton to really throwing shade
Speaker 1: hard to Kaylin. She's like, it mean, you know this
Speaker 1: is just like she she really was skeptical about the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so let's be honest. I
Speaker 1: couldn't get past her eyelids. I just couldn't buy anything.
Speaker 1: She was saying, no, I mean really, I just was like,
Speaker 1: what is happening? Who does that? Does? I mean maybe
Speaker 1: she had a reaction to penicillan and her eyelids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's putting the penicillan pie on her eyelids. She could
Speaker 1: have had such bad pink eye. She tried to distract
Speaker 1: us with her new last that's what it was. Um.
Speaker 1: So then her hit John, we heard nothing from the
Speaker 1: mom really, and then John is like, it's hard as
Speaker 1: a parent, this is huge. This is new territory for me.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, well, we've been through a lot together,
Speaker 1: and he's like, so you've had some trials. It's just
Speaker 1: this is just hard to wrap my head around. It's
Speaker 1: scary to know that my daughter could be the one
Speaker 1: at the end of this. Like he I felt that
Speaker 1: he was actually very authentic and well's but he looked
Speaker 1: in shock. Yeah, and I thought it was it was
Speaker 1: sweet the way he took the compliments, like when calin
Speaker 1: you know to him that he was a great father. Yeah, go,
Speaker 1: oh my god. That really choked me up. Well, then
Speaker 1: he said he when he said he said to her,
Speaker 1: do you do you want to get married because it
Speaker 1: sounds like you could just be friends. The different that
Speaker 1: was so funny. He was like the way he said,
Speaker 1: He's like, why don't you just be friends and stead?
Speaker 1: But that's the thing he sends that Colton's gay, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder who would phrase that if like
Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend and then maybe you could just
Speaker 1: be best friends? Said who downgrades it to just be
Speaker 1: friends rather like you could just date? That could be
Speaker 1: it that he really did think Coulton was gay, and
Speaker 1: he's like, Um, I don't want you to like try
Speaker 1: to marry this guy because he's going to come out
Speaker 1: of the closet one day and it's gonna hurt you.
Speaker 1: So then John, So then she goes to John and
Speaker 1: she's like, John, you've been perfect and better than my
Speaker 1: real dad. You're the best replacement dad, and I'll always
Speaker 1: love you. He said that to her. I'll always love
Speaker 1: you on conditionally, unconditionally, and you've been the best dad.
Speaker 1: He was tearing up. I really love I want John
Speaker 1: to adopt me. Yeah. I loved him. I loved him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And John was really the hint of that whole hometown visit.
Speaker 1: Mom was nowhere to be found mom mom pieced out.
Speaker 1: I have to say, I mean truly, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a lovely man. He is lovely. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was good with Duld John and even and even
Speaker 1: by the end he was like okay with Colton, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know what, he should have not immediately given it,
Speaker 1: Like he really took his time. He was like, can
Speaker 1: I have permission? And then he was like, are you
Speaker 1: truly ready to get married? Like if you are, if
Speaker 1: you are confident, then okay, Like I guess if that's
Speaker 1: like I thought, Colton was very wise with how he
Speaker 1: approached the dad, being kind of honest, and it's saying
Speaker 1: if I can get there, and I feel at that
Speaker 1: point when it's time, which isn't like three days, I
Speaker 1: mean I had like I thought, I felt like he
Speaker 1: phrased it. Whoever is coaching him is doing a good job. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it was fearless with the way he asked them all
Speaker 1: looked him in the eye and he was honest back
Speaker 1: with him when they're like, but do you love the
Speaker 1: other girls? Yes? Yeah, I mean he did have that well.
Speaker 1: Apparently Nick file All talked about that on his podcast,
Speaker 1: how like that was the hardest part because like he
Speaker 1: had to ask dads that that he like knew he
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna choose those girls. And he was like it
Speaker 1: was really terrible. I don't know why they make it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like they've done it every season
Speaker 1: where they asked, which is fucking stupid. Like my would
Speaker 1: slap him, like, what the fuss wrong with you? My face?
Speaker 1: When I got when I asked my wife to marry me,
Speaker 1: I was twenty three years old, and U I called
Speaker 1: her mom and her mom and I has permission because
Speaker 1: I thought that's what you had to do. And her
Speaker 1: mom was like, what would you like to her dad's
Speaker 1: mowing lawn? Would you like to ask his permission? I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you can just tell him for me, just okay. So
Speaker 1: then uh Kaylin takes him outside and this is the
Speaker 1: most insane thing where she goes. Remember last week when
Speaker 1: I said I was falling in love with you, Well
Speaker 1: now I am confident I am fully in love with you.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's the difference. How do you know? I
Speaker 1: don't believe you know. It's just so weird the way
Speaker 1: they talk about it, like it's a thing that you
Speaker 1: check off a list. And I feel that he knew
Speaker 1: that she wasn't telling the truth and that's why he
Speaker 1: did not pick her, because I feel like he used
Speaker 1: to really like her before he figured out she just
Speaker 1: wanted to be the bachelor rat. It is interesting, like
Speaker 1: at the end of it, when you know, when when
Speaker 1: he didn't pick her, he didn't really offer any big hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't didn't didn't think we were are yet or whatever.
Speaker 1: He really didn't say anything, did he know? Because I
Speaker 1: think it was like, you're not being I mean, look,
Speaker 1: let's just assuming he's straight in this like, and I
Speaker 1: think he is trying to be straight. Whether he's straight
Speaker 1: or not. I think he really is trying to pick someone.
Speaker 1: I think he knew that she was lying. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: her heart just like didn't seem minute. And then I
Speaker 1: saw someone like my friends sent me this post where
Speaker 1: someone like totally broke down the episode before when they
Speaker 1: were in the snow and like showed just like how
Speaker 1: unexcited she was to see him and all that, and
Speaker 1: it didn't make it seem like she wasn't into him,
Speaker 1: because I think she's just there to fucking be the bachelorette. Well,
Speaker 1: very end, it's very obvious that she is, well, when
Speaker 1: we'll get to it at the very end. But like,
Speaker 1: and we could talk about this more thoroughly later. But
Speaker 1: when she whispers to Cassie, get engaged or get the ring, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, this is bullshit. She said, this is bullshit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then she said when she said get engaged, they
Speaker 1: made some fucking deal. There's something the fairies going on
Speaker 1: with them. They schemed some way, some way for one
Speaker 1: of them to win, like one of them, Like that's
Speaker 1: the whole like plan. Doesn't she know that Usually historically
Speaker 1: the runner up is not the bachelor, because they're supposed
Speaker 1: to seem heartbroken. It's usually like number three or four.
Speaker 1: I mean Rebecco though, was the bachelor well because she
Speaker 1: was chosen she was, yeah, but I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean it's not always. Sometimes it is
Speaker 1: the runner up, like because Nick Nick wasn't right away,
Speaker 1: but yeah, sometimes it is. What does it mean get engaged?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like it was like yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was sort of like just do it
Speaker 1: so you can get the People magazine cover. Like no,
Speaker 1: just just say yes. I mean I say, just say yes,
Speaker 1: even if you don't want to. And this is that's
Speaker 1: what it was. This is skipping ahead a little bit.
Speaker 1: But when Cassie was talking to her dad and she
Speaker 1: was like, well, what what what what would you do
Speaker 1: if I she almost says win. She she almost is,
Speaker 1: what would you do if I win? And it says
Speaker 1: she like she like stops it goes end up with
Speaker 1: him or something, you like lying up with him in
Speaker 1: the end, and it's like she was gonna say fucking win.
Speaker 1: I really liked her so much on her day. I
Speaker 1: really liked her out of the gate and I look,
Speaker 1: I'm not a hater on planet Earth. But as far
Speaker 1: as like just just treating this like fictional characters, I
Speaker 1: don't trust her or my feeling this is not somebody
Speaker 1: I would hang out with anymore, or like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't feel warmly towards I don't think. I don't believe her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her family was a different casts of different light on
Speaker 1: her than I thought. I thought her family was going
Speaker 1: to be like Hannah Gee's family. And I thought Hannah
Speaker 1: Gee's family is gonna be like her family, Like, well,
Speaker 1: let's get to Hannah with the supermodeled sisters. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so we get to so we get to canna. Gee,
Speaker 1: we're in Birmingham, Alabama, and they're gonna spend the day
Speaker 1: turning him into the perfect Southern den on the head.
Speaker 1: And they started with great posture like it was just
Speaker 1: and then you have to, like I would have did
Speaker 1: you know you have to pull a chunk of bread off?
Speaker 1: But I'm so mad at that woman. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of butter and it's a lot of butter not much bread. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it was again, you're getting a lot less butter
Speaker 1: if you just sort of like cut it in half
Speaker 1: and butter if you're pulling it off and like bit
Speaker 1: bite by bite pulling it apart, that's like half butter. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, like in my book, like that's
Speaker 1: not better manners. No, it was weird. It was like
Speaker 1: like a joke, like no, you don't politely cut the bread.
Speaker 1: You take the bread with your fingers and you rip
Speaker 1: off a chunk. Yes. I loved when they sat down
Speaker 1: and she was like, well, what do you do first, Colton,
Speaker 1: And he like looks like he's like, say Grace. It
Speaker 1: was like so nervous, and then she was like her
Speaker 1: family has been holding her umbrella and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: take the umbrella, and you're gonna hold the umbrella. Okay,
Speaker 1: now we get to my favorite, my own umbrella. We're
Speaker 1: getting to them. Doesn't hold an umbrella, I hold my umbrella. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: we're getting to the best part. We meet her family.
Speaker 1: Like three separate people, and I might be going to
Speaker 1: hell for saying this, but like three separate people tweeted
Speaker 1: in screen grabs that Hannah's mom they were convinced is
Speaker 1: Louis Anderson in Baskets. That's playing. We aren't just say.
Speaker 1: Could I just say to our viewers or listeners, you
Speaker 1: guys are so funny. There's been so many They're like,
Speaker 1: you've really up to your tweet game. There were so
Speaker 1: many funny tweets, and there were so many funny tweets
Speaker 1: about about Mrs Baskets, about Zackly, about three Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the hair do on the aunt was that an aunt?
Speaker 1: That was a cousin, That was her cousin the Johnny
Speaker 1: Klos eight hair. What's scary about that is I think
Speaker 1: they're around the same age. She just got the eight.
Speaker 1: I bet you she has kids already. That's why here.
Speaker 1: So that here's the other part. And again people tweeted
Speaker 1: in and reminded me that Mrs Baskets is the one
Speaker 1: who drove on the lawn and ruined her husband's lawn, remember,
Speaker 1: and her husband's lawn to get her stuff when her
Speaker 1: parents got divorced, She drove circles on the lawn, she ruined.
Speaker 1: I definitely egot that. I was like the best detail
Speaker 1: that that is, who did circles on the lawn? God, Like,
Speaker 1: that's almost a deal breaker if I'm dating somebody like
Speaker 1: to meet like to meet that. So you just took
Speaker 1: your fucking Ford Explorer all over you know, like like yeah,
Speaker 1: like her like she totally took her explore, didn't donuts.
Speaker 1: And the first thing she said, the first thing the
Speaker 1: mom said is I'm taking the back because oh wait,
Speaker 1: she's always been mine, yes, and like and they had
Speaker 1: done literally nothing. They had just been like, hey, I'm Colton,
Speaker 1: and she's like how Jary. Just the phrasing of like
Speaker 1: she's got this little angel passing girl and she's she's made.
Speaker 1: She's made the most perfect little like figuring angel doll
Speaker 1: of like the blonde hair blue, I like, if that's
Speaker 1: your fan is like she has the perfect southern blonde
Speaker 1: pageant like precious moment figuring and it's hers and she
Speaker 1: did it and it belongs the best thing she's done,
Speaker 1: like her, like she would have her on a show
Speaker 1: if she could. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, and she's like
Speaker 1: upset that guess what, lady. At some point she's going
Speaker 1: to pair off with another human. I know. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's like, it's weird for a mom to be like
Speaker 1: that and how han but but it feels very stage mom,
Speaker 1: like Gypsy Rosalie, Like, yeah, she's like the fucking the
Speaker 1: TV show, right, yeah, yeah, because Handy was a pageant
Speaker 1: person too. Yeah, oh my god, it's totally toddlers and
Speaker 1: tis that is totally it's fat And I loved your
Speaker 1: dad who really went me over in the rap at
Speaker 1: the was it was the whitest thing ever. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that man had his lawn ruined in the same room,
Speaker 1: okay with each other. Wait a minute, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they're not married anymore? Oh my god. Yeah they felt
Speaker 1: still married. They felt okay, right, yeah it didn't. He
Speaker 1: was like a step dad and we didn't we know
Speaker 1: it was her dad. You're right, she drove on his law. God,
Speaker 1: and then I can be in the same room and
Speaker 1: could be civil. Oh my god, she's crazy, isn't she
Speaker 1: the one that was like she's she was a real
Speaker 1: mama's girl when she left and she came back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said she she was a mama's girl when she lived.
Speaker 1: Now she's a big she's a grown lady like my
Speaker 1: mom would never she drove. She drove on that guy's
Speaker 1: law and took her daughter, threw her in padgets and
Speaker 1: like and like that's been her spout. Go Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that it is so funny, crazy, it's so good. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, um so wait, so real quick. Who are
Speaker 1: those other people at the table? Her cousins and cousins
Speaker 1: and her best she's an only child, yeah, or maybe
Speaker 1: I thought she had a sister there. I didn't see sister.
Speaker 1: She just don't remember. Oh my god. Maybe she said that.
Speaker 1: It makes sense everything. It makes that trying to figure
Speaker 1: out if that woman that looked like her aunt was
Speaker 1: her best friend cousin. I I for a minute thought
Speaker 1: that was her best friend, and I was like really,
Speaker 1: and then there was that like super pretty girl and
Speaker 1: I was like that it didn't really look like the
Speaker 1: rest of us, like that's yours, didn't girl? She didn't
Speaker 1: like a really pretty girl. She's like brown hair, like
Speaker 1: she didn't look like the best of them. I love
Speaker 1: that her cousin, her aunt cousin cut right to sex
Speaker 1: and her aunt cousin is like, he's a virgin and
Speaker 1: fantasy suitets are next week, and what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do to love how open she is about sex, like
Speaker 1: in the coming Attractions, how she's like, you know, things
Speaker 1: are heating up, it's gonna there's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: of cutaways of us all over each other, because it is.
Speaker 1: And then and then you see him jump a fence.
Speaker 1: She used so far as like my favorite for him. Actually,
Speaker 1: I really I like her the most for him, And
Speaker 1: and quite honestly, we're starting to see a little more
Speaker 1: personality from you. Yeah, she's less of a fucking you
Speaker 1: know Instagram bro. But the rap I like her. I mean,
Speaker 1: the rap was the most human thing that I think
Speaker 1: she's done all season. But they I can't believe that
Speaker 1: she that I fucking tell it was amazing. I thought
Speaker 1: it was. I mean, it was amazing when I realized
Speaker 1: she does do this, and that she's even talking about sex,
Speaker 1: and the fact that she's a content creator and yet
Speaker 1: she and yet she is the most to me of
Speaker 1: the three pageant girls left, she's the most real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um okay, so then um he so then the dad
Speaker 1: pulls him aside and it's like, why are you interested
Speaker 1: in my daughter? Why is my daughter? Man? That was
Speaker 1: the best part. Why are you interested in my daughter? Man?
Speaker 1: And then Davis say confused, Matthew mcconoughey, yes, and then
Speaker 1: he's and then he he does his old spiel he
Speaker 1: does with all of them, and then and then they
Speaker 1: guy was like, man o, man, I wasn't ready for that, like,
Speaker 1: where where are these dad's coming from? The like, so
Speaker 1: this is actually my daughter. I never really thought about this. Boy,
Speaker 1: it's hard to do it. You just did. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: why why are you interested in my daughter? Man? My man?
Speaker 1: I never thought that must have been hard for you
Speaker 1: to say. I have to say, we didn't get Dean's
Speaker 1: dad on this trip, but we did get donut mom
Speaker 1: on the lawn. Yeah. Yeah, no, doughnut Mom was great.
Speaker 1: I have to go back and rewatched tessed with her
Speaker 1: daughter mom. Who have you? By the way, if you've
Speaker 1: never watched Baskets, it's so it's amazing. He's so good
Speaker 1: he has so much humanity. I'm like, when they go
Speaker 1: to Costco, I've got my Kirkland jeans and my Kirkland water.
Speaker 1: And then he goes and she goes. The mom goes,
Speaker 1: I am freaking out here. I mean you you left
Speaker 1: a little baby girl, and now you're coming back a woman.
Speaker 1: And she's like, mom, he makes me feel safe. And
Speaker 1: then she goes, well, you go get it, girl. You
Speaker 1: came back a woman in love. You get the l Yeah,
Speaker 1: she goes, you go get it, and then christ and
Speaker 1: then she looks to the camera and she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: completely down for love. And if you doubt, I'll do
Speaker 1: donuts in your law I don't funk with me. I
Speaker 1: am I am batshit crazy. Yeah. I can totally see that.
Speaker 1: Dad like being obsessed with his lawn though, and having
Speaker 1: like one of those like John Dear mowers, and then
Speaker 1: like the spiked the spiked shoes and walking on it.
Speaker 1: She did. Don't ruined it. You ruined my law man.
Speaker 1: Hey man, why are you and why are you daughter? Man?
Speaker 1: I mean ship, You know now that you're gonna end
Speaker 1: up heart old, run a long. You know what happened
Speaker 1: with us? Every woman turns into her mother one day
Speaker 1: it was just a matter of time for don't ever Yeah,
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor and just put some like a
Speaker 1: nice rock garden and you maybe some cat Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, well, you said I feel like
Speaker 1: how you feel like, come to I am falling in
Speaker 1: love with you. And then he set it back, set
Speaker 1: it back? Did he tell all he told her women?
Speaker 1: All of them. Well, he didn't get to tell Cassie
Speaker 1: because she didn't say it, and he's sitting there like
Speaker 1: staring at her. Soon and then afterwards he says to
Speaker 1: the camera, I really wanted her to say that she
Speaker 1: was falling in love with me. He I felt like
Speaker 1: he told at least three or the few he told
Speaker 1: three of them, which which is what Ari did and
Speaker 1: by the way, which Ben Higgins got viscerated for, because
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins was the first one that ever did it.
Speaker 1: And now it's like, I guess they just all fucking
Speaker 1: say it, because it used to be that almost like
Speaker 1: it was almost like the rules where you couldn't say
Speaker 1: you can't say you're in love, I think, but you
Speaker 1: can say I'm falling the love, which which is the
Speaker 1: fucking difference. I've never said to anyone I'm falling in love,
Speaker 1: I say I'm in love or love I love you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the same in love. And then he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't say I loved her. I just said I
Speaker 1: was falling. Yeah that counts, dude, counts. Um. I was.
Speaker 1: I was almost there, and then I pulled back and
Speaker 1: then I forgot something. So I realized, Okay, and then
Speaker 1: and then and then I heard arts podcast with Lance Bass,
Speaker 1: and I really fell in love the most delightful human
Speaker 1: on earth. Okay, So then Tasha, we're at Tasha and
Speaker 1: we're in Santa Anna, Santa Anna, and she goes, relationships
Speaker 1: are all about trust, and she put she put a
Speaker 1: blindfold on him. She was like, do you trust me?
Speaker 1: Do you trust me? And she nailed his head so
Speaker 1: hard that he kind of had a fat eye on
Speaker 1: the left. But I got really mad at him for
Speaker 1: being like, wait, you're gonna dry? Like what was that?
Speaker 1: That was a little like weird to me because it's like,
Speaker 1: what you think she's not a good driver because she's
Speaker 1: didn't like not being in control. Yea, there she did
Speaker 1: literally yeah that his head smash twice. I know, he
Speaker 1: his head into the glass and it looked like it
Speaker 1: had like fat like it was hard. And then if
Speaker 1: he looked on his eyebrow, it was fat like like
Speaker 1: it was. It was he He really looked like the
Speaker 1: just like, you don't trust me, I can drive. And
Speaker 1: then she literally I wonder she did it on purpose.
Speaker 1: She's like, fuck you. It was like it was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I've never had my head
Speaker 1: smashed into a window of a car that hard. Like.
Speaker 1: I guess I think what it was she was probably
Speaker 1: it looked like she was like going a little off
Speaker 1: road or on some bumpy road. And I think because
Speaker 1: normally when you can see, you kind of brace yourself
Speaker 1: for that. You're like, oh you kind of like hold
Speaker 1: yourself still. And he's blindfolded, he can't see it. So
Speaker 1: he's just a fucking rag doll. And he just but
Speaker 1: for like next football player he was he got nailed
Speaker 1: in the head. It was real funny. He's very fragile
Speaker 1: for next football player. Yeah he is, Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He's delicate. So then, um so then I wrote down
Speaker 1: so gay he goes telling me what we're doing today.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember what it was. He
Speaker 1: does he does have a like when he talks kind
Speaker 1: of sweet to them, he does seem a little like
Speaker 1: couldn't be gay. He bites his lower lip and ship
Speaker 1: he's a lot yeah, like hey, are you excited? And
Speaker 1: very excited like yeah, yeah, I know, there's like a
Speaker 1: lower lip, there's like a tongue thing the lower lip
Speaker 1: and then the shimmy. This is a fascinating season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this poor guy, this poor guy, he's so sweet. I
Speaker 1: really wish him, you know what. I hope that we're
Speaker 1: all wrong. I hope we're all wrong. So then so
Speaker 1: then he's going skydiving up out so badly for him
Speaker 1: because he was freaking freaking out. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go skydiving ever. I never want to go skydiving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like at the beginning, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: funk that, Like you don't bring someone to skydiving without
Speaker 1: telling them. But honestly, it looked like so much fun.
Speaker 1: I was legit like I kind of want to skydive
Speaker 1: to you, you guys should go, Scott, I'll cheer you,
Speaker 1: I'll drive to Paris. Would you would you come up
Speaker 1: in the in the plane and just like not go
Speaker 1: but just like yes, yes, yes, that's cool. Absolutely, whatever
Speaker 1: is how Saturday for you guys. I'll live back from
Speaker 1: I'll be there. I'll be there. So um So that
Speaker 1: shot of him up in the plane, he's got the
Speaker 1: goggles on and he looks just like he's literally he's
Speaker 1: he pissed his pants. It's no way he didn't pants.
Speaker 1: I know. He goes, oh boy, oh my heart is
Speaker 1: really racing, and he goes, well, he just follow her
Speaker 1: uped her down to the tunnel, to the white light.
Speaker 1: That wasn't funny. I cracked up. And then it goes, god,
Speaker 1: I still have to lose my virginity. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm missing yet. And I heard it's really good man.
Speaker 1: I thought it was real cute. I thought it was
Speaker 1: real funny. And I think the only way I could
Speaker 1: I could do it as like how they did it.
Speaker 1: Wear the guy just like literally pushed about. It's like
Speaker 1: we're growing tiny plane. That wasn't tiny. He screamed like
Speaker 1: a little girl. Same screen is when you went bungee jumping.
Speaker 1: Yeah we didn't. She even say this is payback for
Speaker 1: bungee jumping. He did? He did that? Was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But yeah he did it. He did it. He had
Speaker 1: He looked like they had the best time ever. They
Speaker 1: mean really, because like I was like, well, they did it.
Speaker 1: They looked like they had fun. I could do it.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. My brother did it. He didn't. He really
Speaker 1: wanted to go. My mom went, JJ went with him.
Speaker 1: Skytie no no no no. I drove him. He wanted
Speaker 1: a sky die and uh. And he did it. And
Speaker 1: he didn't speak for like five hours. It was too
Speaker 1: much adrenaline. He like literally said nothing for like five hours. Wow.
Speaker 1: Because he did. He like it, though I don't think
Speaker 1: he liked it. See, I think I would like it.
Speaker 1: I mean I used to serve snowboards like I used to,
Speaker 1: like you do more like extreme sports. I think I
Speaker 1: would like it. I think you. I believe that you
Speaker 1: are a person that should do it. It's just scary.
Speaker 1: I don't like heights. I support you, but like I
Speaker 1: think it would be like really good for me. I think, like,
Speaker 1: I think it would be fun. Maybe you guys can go.
Speaker 1: Never He's like scary me because I'm like actually paying
Speaker 1: like do whatever. I Karen, Anna and Paget would do it.
Speaker 1: I bet you every should all do it. My friend
Speaker 1: who my friend my friend told me that he has
Speaker 1: a he has a friend who like skydives all the
Speaker 1: time to the point where they like, she goes with
Speaker 1: like a bunch of her friends and they like make
Speaker 1: formations in the sky and stuff like they do it
Speaker 1: all the time. That's weird to me. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: That's that's terrifying. Yeah, like a collision up there, No,
Speaker 1: that's a terry. Then you'll be like colting against the window.
Speaker 1: And she said, I am falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, I'm falling in love too. I
Speaker 1: feel like he meant it. After that adrenaline, I like
Speaker 1: this is that my friend. My friend was like, you
Speaker 1: know they She goes, um, oh, they maybe they did
Speaker 1: it because when they share traumatic experiences together burns some closer.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, totally. I thought that because definitely
Speaker 1: there's more chemistry after I agree with you. Um um.
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you guys haven't been listening
Speaker 1: on Patreon, can I just say you really should Bachelor
Speaker 1: at Australia. You can start it anytimes. We're almost near.
Speaker 1: You could do it when you were doing um instead
Speaker 1: of Dancing with the Stars, the episodes were doing one
Speaker 1: a week and it's so fun. And the first episode
Speaker 1: of Bachelor in Australia, it is the scariest date is
Speaker 1: a one on one date where she's high and she's
Speaker 1: high in Sydney and they are between two high rises.
Speaker 1: It's windy as fun and you know how Australians are
Speaker 1: like extremes for people. They put these like two wires
Speaker 1: between two buildings and they put a like cardboard twister
Speaker 1: game on it and wheeled she and this guy out
Speaker 1: over this courtyard like twenty stories in the air and
Speaker 1: the wind and they were supposed to do twister together.
Speaker 1: Like it was so fucking wondrous. Yeah, yeah, and like
Speaker 1: so it was every day in bathelor Australia or Bachelor
Speaker 1: at Australia is like extreme sports. But afterwards you could
Speaker 1: see the chemical of love for this guy that ended
Speaker 1: up being off like the worst guy in the world,
Speaker 1: but she, uh, like the chemical of love you see
Speaker 1: when they're in these extreme situations is like did they
Speaker 1: both fall because they've escaped death together. Yeah, makes a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. Where do you where do you watch that?
Speaker 1: Where do you watch the show? You know what if
Speaker 1: you go if you go on bang video and then
Speaker 1: you Google, so you can Google search on bing video.
Speaker 1: And so it's Bachelortte season six Australia and they have
Speaker 1: I think all the episodes are up there, and if
Speaker 1: you have trouble finding it, just people can email us
Speaker 1: at Rose Podcast at gmail and we can help you
Speaker 1: send you onto the web to find a place to
Speaker 1: watch it. But it's great, yeah, I highly I mean,
Speaker 1: and Bachelor in Paradise Australia is the best season of
Speaker 1: a show I've ever watched in this franchise in any country. Okay,
Speaker 1: and there was a couple that was better than Evan
Speaker 1: and Carly that came out of the one that we watched, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so um so then he's Rotasia and I at first
Speaker 1: was not sold on her dad because he goes. I
Speaker 1: felt like he was really posing for the camera and
Speaker 1: he goes, guy's got to be a superstar. And the
Speaker 1: mom was like, okay, well, like besides being a superstar,
Speaker 1: and hopefully he's someone it's gonna love our daughter. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like the mom has her hands fall Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, yeah I did. Yeah. It just
Speaker 1: seemed like to me, all the dads seemed like the
Speaker 1: producers pulled them aside and said, I want you to
Speaker 1: be hard. Asked, I think this guy was gonna be
Speaker 1: a fucking hardass, especially because she's already been divorced, she's
Speaker 1: already been hurt, and right right, He's like, don't funk
Speaker 1: up again, you know. And I think they're pretty religious,
Speaker 1: and she is says on her like Instagram and Twitter
Speaker 1: like psalm something, yeah, cross over the bed, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and what crossover wet, Yeah, there's a cross over their bed.
Speaker 1: And didn't even see the mom and dad's bedroom that
Speaker 1: they're sitting on. There's this big, huge cross over the bed.
Speaker 1: Nothing is crosses Moore beds, but okay beds. So they
Speaker 1: get to the date and they got they immediately there
Speaker 1: was no chit chat. They immediately went right to sit
Speaker 1: at the food and nobody ate except for that little
Speaker 1: brother who was just like sucking on his lemonade, who
Speaker 1: was adorable lemonade in a wine glass. It was so cute,
Speaker 1: so cute, Like do you want to take you to
Speaker 1: get married again? He's like, if she's happy, like she
Speaker 1: was so cute. I like that family because also, like,
Speaker 1: why the funk are you inviting all your cousins to ship,
Speaker 1: Like why would you do that? Just like have your
Speaker 1: immediate family. If you have like a real best friend,
Speaker 1: you can invite them, but like, why do you need
Speaker 1: your grandma and grandpa? They're like what the fuck? I
Speaker 1: think people think other people care about their families. They don't.
Speaker 1: We don't. They don't. They don't. Guys don't care about
Speaker 1: care about our own families. I also think, like maybe
Speaker 1: people want to be on TV. Yeah that's true because
Speaker 1: your cousins being like, hey, yeah, they want to be
Speaker 1: on TV, like their Bachelor fans, they totally want to
Speaker 1: be on I would just have him like meet my dogs.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is my family. I would do thankfully.
Speaker 1: Just not Okay, I think it's too late for me
Speaker 1: to be on The Bachelor. I do think my dad,
Speaker 1: but the cats would be there. My dad would have
Speaker 1: been an amazing podcast, but I would have the upshot
Speaker 1: of I think I think j J and my my
Speaker 1: brother are but my brother would be very skeptical. JJ
Speaker 1: would be amazing, and my dad some podcast would be
Speaker 1: discussing my dad well, and you know, but J, that's
Speaker 1: your story. That would be that would be your story,
Speaker 1: stories that your father's passed away and and j J
Speaker 1: would j J would blow up into a big star
Speaker 1: j J. Oh my god, j J wild get a blowout.
Speaker 1: She would get fake lashes. Oh my god, JJ would
Speaker 1: nail it. She would have on like a cute she
Speaker 1: always gets, like Isaac MS rocky jackets from QVC. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she got. She wore her Isaac MS rocky
Speaker 1: jacket to meet Isaac MS rods. That's amazing. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: She was like flirt with Chris Harrison. It would be yeah,
Speaker 1: my mim would just be like, where is Chris Harrison?
Speaker 1: Can I meet Chris Harrison? J J and your mom
Speaker 1: which you won't reveal her name. I want to get
Speaker 1: them together in a row. Your mom watched The Bachelor Rob,
Speaker 1: Yeah she does. She watches. She'd really like to watch
Speaker 1: it with me, so when she visits. When she visits,
Speaker 1: she watches. But yeah, she watches it. Who does she like? Um?
Speaker 1: She she's not a huge Colton fan, just because I
Speaker 1: don't think isn't either. She doesn't like him. No, Um,
Speaker 1: she doesn't buy it, and she doesn't think he's cute,
Speaker 1: but he's no Rob. Thank you. I appreciate she's saying
Speaker 1: that but like, sorry, you would like my mom. She's yeah,
Speaker 1: she's of the j j ilk and yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no way she's not. Yeah, Tassia would be her fave.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the normal ones. Um I think Tasha is
Speaker 1: probably my mom's favor right now. Um so in um so.
Speaker 1: Then the dad is like, wow, I mean this is
Speaker 1: this is just incredible. I mean this is all new
Speaker 1: to me from my you know, my standpoint. I'm in
Speaker 1: protective mode. I wouldn't be able to look so then
Speaker 1: and Colton goes, I wouldn't be able to look you
Speaker 1: in the eye and say I'm not interested. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: come and he's like and so then she tells the
Speaker 1: mom it's been a whirlwind, but she really she loved him,
Speaker 1: and he's like and he's like. The dad is like,
Speaker 1: you need a true love that will last forever. Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Do none of them watch the show? No,
Speaker 1: none of that seemed to know what the show is
Speaker 1: at all. They're all just like, I'm sorry, what is
Speaker 1: this show that's been on for twenty years? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: who is this guy? Well? Really, yeah, it's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, it's it's weird. It's like what the fun.
Speaker 1: This is the best possible outcome. They made it to
Speaker 1: the final four. What you wanted to do? You get
Speaker 1: rejected earlier? What did you think would happen? No? I
Speaker 1: mean I I was at I was at the gym
Speaker 1: earlier today and they had the TV on and the
Speaker 1: View was on, and they were talking about The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and they were talking about how the dads were reacting.
Speaker 1: But like even everyone in the Bachelor same network didn't
Speaker 1: seem to understand the show because like one of them
Speaker 1: I don't know any of their names, was like, um, oh,
Speaker 1: well they're doing the fantasy suites next week, and they
Speaker 1: were like, what is he going to do? Sleep with
Speaker 1: all of the women? When there's like ten women? He
Speaker 1: just goes from zero to twenty all of them. And
Speaker 1: I was like, have you ever watched the show? And
Speaker 1: it was like really upsetting to me. And I was like,
Speaker 1: why are we get upset at the view? I stop
Speaker 1: paying attention to this right now when you're at the
Speaker 1: gym and you're like Trap, it's like everything, Well it's
Speaker 1: because it's on the main TV, right I can learn
Speaker 1: Trap got off the ellipticals like this, he goes and
Speaker 1: that's when Katie gained three hundred pass because is her
Speaker 1: name Joy Behar? I don't know. Uh. So then she
Speaker 1: goes he goes, well, he goes, how do you feel?
Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm falling in love with her. He goes, now,
Speaker 1: you're a smart man. That's a strong word. Are you
Speaker 1: sure you're falling in love with her? And he's like
Speaker 1: huh wow, and uh have you? And he's like, he's like,
Speaker 1: how could you fall in love with more than one person?
Speaker 1: And he goes, just don't let anybody on and then
Speaker 1: he asked the blessing and he goes, I just met
Speaker 1: you straight up. I think you're a good guy. But um,
Speaker 1: I don't know that I can say yes. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean I thought that, you know, that was real, and
Speaker 1: I thought Colton kept it real in that situation too,
Speaker 1: because he was like, how can you be in love
Speaker 1: with more than one person? Colton was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never been in the situation before, but I'm here
Speaker 1: to tell you. So then the brother, the brother is
Speaker 1: training to be in the FBI, and he said, I'll
Speaker 1: hunt you down. Yes he's crazy, yeah yeah. But then
Speaker 1: the end of it, though, the dad dad was like
Speaker 1: all right, you got it. Yeah, he did say I
Speaker 1: want to make sure you what you know what you're
Speaker 1: getting into. You can't mic grow wave. He really hit
Speaker 1: the wave, you can't micro wave relationships. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's actually very well put Anna said that she read
Speaker 1: because Anna and I were texting thing about this, that
Speaker 1: she has a sister, but like her sister wasn't there.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know if Annah did
Speaker 1: more research until we can find out next week. But um,
Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, but she apparently has a sister and
Speaker 1: the sister wasn't there for some reason, I'm afraid to
Speaker 1: do any research and find out spoiler. Yeah, I'm I. Well,
Speaker 1: I look on the subreddit, which is really good about
Speaker 1: like putting if it's a spoiler, like it's a like
Speaker 1: warnt you like there's a spoiler. Um, but I didn't
Speaker 1: see anything on there about that. But yeah, I'm afraid
Speaker 1: to look at ship too, because yeah, I know, like
Speaker 1: my friend uh texting me and she she actidentally got
Speaker 1: it spoiled for her because she was just like reading
Speaker 1: about something else and then so yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything and I'm glad about that me too. I haven't
Speaker 1: looked like she thinks she saw who because like it
Speaker 1: was just in some other article. It was like she
Speaker 1: just like it came across it. It's like really easy
Speaker 1: to find out. It's easy. You have to kind of
Speaker 1: go out of your way to try to not see ye.
Speaker 1: He goes you don't microwave relationships for this guy. Um
Speaker 1: and uh and he was like all right, all right,
Speaker 1: you get on my bluss. Yeah. After that he gave
Speaker 1: and I don't know why, and then he got real
Speaker 1: soft at the end they left. You'll forget about He
Speaker 1: was cute. He was actually very cute at the Tacia
Speaker 1: for Bachelor. I'm saying, although she was so pretty, she's
Speaker 1: so pretty, but I don't I need to know more
Speaker 1: about her having a boy. Yeah, I would like to
Speaker 1: make sure that wasn't something, you know, super sleazy. I
Speaker 1: have to say, I'm still withholding Tatia judgment because I
Speaker 1: feel but that's shady if that's accurate. But we'll stay.
Speaker 1: But the only girls that he was shadier, I know
Speaker 1: we don't have any that like we just like last
Speaker 1: I felt like already had a good crop of gels.
Speaker 1: So then we had Cassie and we're in Huntington's beach
Speaker 1: and they're surfing. He was so bad at surfing. You
Speaker 1: guys like he's like standing up on the board when
Speaker 1: there's no way, and I'm like, you're all so bad
Speaker 1: at teaching numerous people all to serve I get the
Speaker 1: fucking standing on whitewash. Just pushed onto the whitewash. It's
Speaker 1: so easy, come on, I was bad never, I've never
Speaker 1: I've used to boogieboard and body surf. You want to
Speaker 1: teach you to surf? I would love to, Okay, I'll try.
Speaker 1: I grew up in a surf town. It's so sexist.
Speaker 1: Was truly looking only the boys surfdea. I would have
Speaker 1: been out there like fucking gidget. I didn't know boogie
Speaker 1: boarded and my body start. So I have a healthy
Speaker 1: respect of the ocean, and I can tell you this.
Speaker 1: I know I'm not a super strong swimmer, having boogieboard
Speaker 1: and body started and been tossed around. So I wanted
Speaker 1: to say to you, if you feel that you can
Speaker 1: safely teach me, I'm not confident that I'm strong enough
Speaker 1: swimmer to get out far enough. I would never. I
Speaker 1: would just literally push you on the whitewash. And you
Speaker 1: can stand up on the whitewash. It's super easy. It's
Speaker 1: a little compton, like a boogie board kind of town.
Speaker 1: How head is it. It's in the summer, it's fine.
Speaker 1: And then the winter people wear a body suit but
Speaker 1: whatever body and go to a a little content to surf. Well,
Speaker 1: the East Coast has like good surfing. Although there's a
Speaker 1: lot of sharks on the East Coast, but they did.
Speaker 1: They always like, have you know when the sharks are
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean well I would hear the sharks
Speaker 1: for you. For there was like one summer or I
Speaker 1: guess it was like a spring Moore that I was
Speaker 1: surfing a lot in Malibu and everyone kept seeing the
Speaker 1: same great white shark. It was like this young shark
Speaker 1: and it was just out there and it would just
Speaker 1: like breaching all the time, like jumping out of the water,
Speaker 1: just like plain and everyone was seeing it. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's that shark again. Yeah, I think it's about this
Speaker 1: no little compton because it's like a peninsula there's and
Speaker 1: it's actually my street at the end of my street
Speaker 1: is like the best surfing. It's great. It's great surfing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they have Yeah, you could you should rent it.
Speaker 1: You should rent a house from j J for a
Speaker 1: weekend or maybe I'll do that. I'll do your airbnb there.
Speaker 1: Oh yes you should, Yes you should. It is truly.
Speaker 1: Uh I gotta say I'm a fan of airbnb now.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, a little con because also when there'll
Speaker 1: be hurricanes and stuff, because there's weather on the East coast,
Speaker 1: so we would get great we would get great waves there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have like seven beaches. Has there read
Speaker 1: any more exciting news from your town about like, you know,
Speaker 1: crows stealing male and stuff. Let me think what the
Speaker 1: late I mean, there's been some tight with people. Oh
Speaker 1: the crow um, let's see. I mean there's always my
Speaker 1: mom sent me a newspaper article that there was a turn,
Speaker 1: like there's the police report, and it was like she
Speaker 1: always clips it out, and it was like the headline
Speaker 1: was turkey fight in the middle of like you know,
Speaker 1: Bulga Marsh Road. There was like two turkeys were like
Speaker 1: cold in that they were fighting. And yeah, so that
Speaker 1: that was like a headline like three weeks ago, turkey
Speaker 1: fight in It's pretty great. I'm not gonna act like
Speaker 1: it's not. We had a we had a cop accidentally
Speaker 1: when we would have the Memorial Day parade, and so
Speaker 1: we had veterans that would walk twice around the town
Speaker 1: comments and they would dress up and they had like
Speaker 1: old rifles and stuff, and they had some from like
Speaker 1: you know, like way back, like the very old muskets
Speaker 1: and stuff. And one of the guys when year it
Speaker 1: was raining, so it was in the school gym and
Speaker 1: one of the guys accidentally shot himself in the foot
Speaker 1: at the urinal Jesus Christ. It's the whole town is amazing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Um so uh oh, there's so many stories
Speaker 1: from that town. Okay, so we're in Honey the Beach.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of body shots they love, like really, um,
Speaker 1: what is the word when you objectifying Colton? Like when
Speaker 1: he's pulling his shirt off. And then she got some
Speaker 1: like kind of bikini like abs and booty shots. They
Speaker 1: really were, like I grazing them and they're taking them.
Speaker 1: They really were. And then he layd he like planked
Speaker 1: on like she goes lie on the surfboardy like planks
Speaker 1: way too far forward, two guys, was way too far
Speaker 1: far right, yeah, and then she said too far for
Speaker 1: and she goes, you need to go long and deep
Speaker 1: with your pat Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we get it, and
Speaker 1: we get it. Yeah. So then she goes, I love
Speaker 1: my family. I'm super close to my family. I just
Speaker 1: want you to know where I'm at. He goes, I'm
Speaker 1: still trying to figure out oh, he goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: you know where I'm at. I'm still trying to figure
Speaker 1: out where you're at. And she said this. She goes, um, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: I thought there's no way that she's going to get
Speaker 1: a rose. I just thought there's no way. And then
Speaker 1: she goes. And by the way, she's such a good faker.
Speaker 1: She's so warm with him, she's so affectionate, she jumps in,
Speaker 1: she's really good on camera. She's acting like she likes him,
Speaker 1: and she's lying exactly what Katie said before we started
Speaker 1: called you. And then she goes, I know Colton's falling
Speaker 1: in love with me, and part of me feels like
Speaker 1: I can fall in love with him too. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know, even at the very end, when when
Speaker 1: she got the rose and Calin didn't, the look on
Speaker 1: her face is like she didn't want to. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like when when Trump won the election, he was like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, yeah, now I'm president. And now I have
Speaker 1: to go have sex with this virgin. I didn't actually
Speaker 1: want to do this. When she was like like Hannah
Speaker 1: was excited to go get in the bone zone with
Speaker 1: Cold and cass He is like, um, oh, I'm hot,
Speaker 1: uh like not in a good way, like not and
Speaker 1: I'm hot, Like I'm hot, Like oh wait, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: something something goes down next week. I've been people pleasing
Speaker 1: my way into a corner. So then they have sort
Speaker 1: of the hot family and there's like showed up. There
Speaker 1: was like, um, there was like some um hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm going to so I'm gonna look up on my
Speaker 1: phone because Fortune texted me something that Cassie's sister. They're
Speaker 1: all so fame hungry. So first of all, they're all beautiful, beautiful,
Speaker 1: like supermodels. Her sister dates the actor Greg Sultan. Sultan
Speaker 1: he was on Faking It and Wizards of Waverley Place
Speaker 1: and he has like four million Instagram follower that's who
Speaker 1: her sister dates. Yeah, they're all like such fame horror. Wait,
Speaker 1: so what what what are those shows? It's a Disney shows.
Speaker 1: Wizards of Waverley Place had one of those one of
Speaker 1: the big girls they had, Um oh yeah, Okay, So
Speaker 1: so there was a high pitched squeal and they were
Speaker 1: all beautiful. They'd all clearly gotten their lips done, including
Speaker 1: the mom from the same doctor because we also saw
Speaker 1: Cassie last summer and she didn't have any lips. So
Speaker 1: they all got it done. This like at least Cassie
Speaker 1: caught up. I don't know when they got it and
Speaker 1: the dad. So there, So here are these hot this
Speaker 1: hot family and if so, she was on this show
Speaker 1: that she went to this Christian college that doesn't believe
Speaker 1: in like gay people and it's very like you're supposed
Speaker 1: to save yourself and like clearly would kick you up
Speaker 1: for like kissing. But that means like the whole family
Speaker 1: must be like if she went there, that must must
Speaker 1: be what the famili's vibe must I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like they're evangelicals. Yeah, their evangelic. They're like and they're
Speaker 1: look even we're super religious. Yeah, they're hot evangelicals and
Speaker 1: they have like lip injections. And then the dad they're
Speaker 1: very Orange County evangelic. Yeah, the dad goes. I didn't
Speaker 1: have a strong initial impression. I mean he's a guy,
Speaker 1: he goes. He seemed like, you know, guy yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not like that dad favorite, he was his favor. Agreed,
Speaker 1: I agree with he was a dick. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: a dick. And like this is the third dating show
Speaker 1: that his daughter has been, only second, but it was
Speaker 1: two seasons. She was on The Young Ones, which was
Speaker 1: a Christian Christian show that was so she went to
Speaker 1: the school named Baola Viola and she was in the
Speaker 1: show that followed her and like four of their kids.
Speaker 1: And it was like literally like the tagline is, you know,
Speaker 1: uh follow you know, young Christians as they navigate their
Speaker 1: faith and love, and it's ardn't watching up. I was
Speaker 1: going to do it for Patreon and I couldn't. I
Speaker 1: you know, I am here to be of service. It's
Speaker 1: like as a doing the lurd or. And it was
Speaker 1: like when we watched Happily ever After with Laura and
Speaker 1: then like like I couldn't do it. I couldn't watch this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is crazy. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I've missed a couple of podcasts. I missed that. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. So they actually they haven't seen her
Speaker 1: in like fifteen years. They're like, oh my god, yeah, god,
Speaker 1: a mom goes where have you guys? Traveled to, which
Speaker 1: actually was a good question. But if she said I
Speaker 1: was so distinct, but like that's a good question of
Speaker 1: like what have you done? Where have you traveled to? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was, Now it makes more sense. The dad was
Speaker 1: like yeah, he was like, you know, very affectionate with
Speaker 1: her and touching her and like yeah, yeh watching Colton
Speaker 1: as he touched her waist or whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Then so then yeah, that's right. He
Speaker 1: didn't like, he really didn't like it. And then so
Speaker 1: the sister who appears and this is so who appears
Speaker 1: to have like done a few things to the face,
Speaker 1: maybe a nose maybe, like there's a lot something was
Speaker 1: I'm there. The sister was immediately through shade and was
Speaker 1: like would you say yes? Like, if you're not completely
Speaker 1: feeling it, maybe don't say yes. I mean like, if
Speaker 1: you have any doubt, like there is somebody out there
Speaker 1: for you, don't shut that down. That was weird when
Speaker 1: she was like there's somebody out there for you, Like, well,
Speaker 1: this is a guy. I can tell she's not into it.
Speaker 1: She I mean, I think she wants to be the
Speaker 1: bachelorette too, obviously, I mean we know that, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she just I mean, and she's having a harder time acting,
Speaker 1: you know, like, um, what's her face is Kaylin? And
Speaker 1: then she so then she goes with her her crazy
Speaker 1: like the mom with her injected lips, was like she's
Speaker 1: she's talking to her and she's like, well, mom, I mean,
Speaker 1: at least like if I'm the last if he's if
Speaker 1: I am the last person he picks, at least she's
Speaker 1: explored everybody, like and then she gave them like a
Speaker 1: pouty look at the end of the conversation like sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought I was winning. Maybe I'm losing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean. She was being such a brat tone when
Speaker 1: she was talking to her dad, like I mean, but
Speaker 1: I'm also guessing that he's a dick because she was like,
Speaker 1: I am not dumb, and then he was like and
Speaker 1: then she she goes, you have to know that I'm
Speaker 1: being smart because well it's not like you're buying a
Speaker 1: used car. She's like, don't being mad at me. He
Speaker 1: trust me, and he goes, Cassie's still my little girl.
Speaker 1: And then and then he goes to the camera, Colton,
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with her. Oh no, he told
Speaker 1: the dad, I'm falling in love with her. She's a
Speaker 1: huge heart, she's a really special person. I will be
Speaker 1: I will be there to support and protect her. I
Speaker 1: would like a father's permission. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: help me figure this out. I need to be confident
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna say yes to you. Um just and
Speaker 1: she doesn't like him. And then when and then the
Speaker 1: dad didn't didn't give him. No, he didn't know. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't, he didn't and that so then basically so
Speaker 1: then they go, it's over. He didn't get the permission.
Speaker 1: He's upset. He really wanted her to say that she
Speaker 1: wasn't falling in love with him. And the first person
Speaker 1: he picks his Hannah. Second person is Tasha, and then
Speaker 1: it's down to the final two. He picks Kalin, he
Speaker 1: cuts Kalin, picks Cassie, and and she goes, she goes,
Speaker 1: this is full of ship and then she goes get engaged.
Speaker 1: She said, I didn't catch that. I started saying this
Speaker 1: is bullshit or whatever. Yeah, And then when she was
Speaker 1: in the car afterwards and talking to him, you could
Speaker 1: tell she wasn't that upset. No, she wasn't. She was
Speaker 1: like almost like smiling at one point, she goes, I
Speaker 1: don't even what to say. I'm blindsided not crying. She
Speaker 1: did seal with him though, because we thought she was
Speaker 1: like fake crying, and then like when she sat up,
Speaker 1: you actually saw tere welcome up. She didn't cry, She
Speaker 1: didn't cry for like a few minutes, and then she
Speaker 1: started crying. And then I feel like she successfully got
Speaker 1: a tear and brought her face up, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I saw it. I feel like an idiot. I wrote
Speaker 1: fake tears, fake tears, fake tears, and limo. So she
Speaker 1: was faking that whole fucking thing. She didn't taking it.
Speaker 1: She was faking. She even said. At one point, she goes,
Speaker 1: will I ever find anyone that loves me? And it's
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, I can't girl, you're
Speaker 1: like that, Yeah, I have a feeling you will at
Speaker 1: like you're auditioning so hard, Like I really hope they
Speaker 1: don't pick sheer. Cassie sends her wrong message. It really does.
Speaker 1: It really makes it seem like you can just like, well,
Speaker 1: I like you could just go on there with the
Speaker 1: intention of me in the next batch that I didn't
Speaker 1: getting Instagram followers, because I feel like that's what everyone's
Speaker 1: gonna do Why would anybody actually want it? Like, I
Speaker 1: feel like no one will ever go on there ever again,
Speaker 1: wanting to find somebody. And then so fantasy streets are
Speaker 1: next week and then somebody's like, Colton's a virgin next
Speaker 1: week can make it or break it? And then Hannah
Speaker 1: goes insert Hannah and Colton makeout session. It's going to
Speaker 1: be hot. I love her. Yeah, she's definitely ready to go.
Speaker 1: And then he jumps a fence. Oh my god, they're right,
Speaker 1: it was an amazing jump. And then he raps it
Speaker 1: is Oh my god. Laurie texted me She's like, I
Speaker 1: am almost an albino. I'm so white. And I was
Speaker 1: offended by that. And then when the dad goes, that's bad,
Speaker 1: and by that bad means good, I just can't even.
Speaker 1: I just know it was insane. Make you embarrassing means good? Right,
Speaker 1: he's who do you think? Who do you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna pick? Is he gonna pick Cassie? No, I think
Speaker 1: Cassie's gonna I think Cassie's gonna like sabotage it somehow.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, I'm just not I think he's going
Speaker 1: to peter it. I think he jumps the fence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that could be because she peters it, because yeah, she's
Speaker 1: actually Peter like yeah, yeah, because I mean, and then
Speaker 1: I think I think he's going to choose Hannah. Yeah, Hannah.
Speaker 1: Hannah is like the safest bet. She reminds him of home.
Speaker 1: He says it every time. Um, and I just I
Speaker 1: think she's nice. She's very nice, she's very cute. She's
Speaker 1: a great little beard. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah's isn't like
Speaker 1: the nicest you know possible. I give it six seven months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think it's gonna last, so
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. And I think Tasia should be the
Speaker 1: bachelor because she's sucking. She's fun and she's gorgeous and
Speaker 1: she has a personality and yeah, she would be a
Speaker 1: great bachelorette and it gets some diversity back into the shed.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah, I love everything. I love everything that
Speaker 1: I'm hearing. Okay, so next week, Rob, will you and
Speaker 1: Aaron join me for fantasy suite fence jump. I'd be
Speaker 1: happy to fence. So wait, are we gonna do it?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna do it? On Tuesday? I asked Aaron.
Speaker 1: I was like Aaron when do you want to do it?
Speaker 1: Aaron hates women tell Also, let's do it on Tuesday. Okay,
Speaker 1: you'll do a second one for women. I'll do a
Speaker 1: second one for a women tell all because that's that's
Speaker 1: the more fun one is fantasy sweet certainly? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay so um, and then the women tell All one
Speaker 1: maybe a day delayed because I am shooting on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: so you know you'll have it for your weekend. Ya okay,
Speaker 1: will you guys help me pick a tweet of the week? Course, God,
Speaker 1: there were so many good ones. Okay, So the first
Speaker 1: one is from Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. Is that
Speaker 1: the woman that drove on the lawn? That is definitely
Speaker 1: a face that screams I'll f up your life Andrew. Yes,
Speaker 1: by the way, her face has to be on our
Speaker 1: graphic this week. Yes, yes, yes, um. This one is
Speaker 1: from three D dor Rito at josh All Cassie fighting
Speaker 1: with her dad like a petulant teenager actually makes me
Speaker 1: think she is the one best student for Colton's Tattletale
Speaker 1: Energy t T which is the opposite of big Diggery.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nicki Leameshka. At this point, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: the fence jump promo was actually just a hook to
Speaker 1: get us all to watch more Whiskey Cavalier commercials. Danger
Speaker 1: just got fun guys. Oh god, Okay, this one's from
Speaker 1: Seth vat at Basebone one, sneak peak of the Women
Speaker 1: Tell All Women. Yeah, Colton never got an erection on
Speaker 1: the show Skydiving Companion. Actually, don't remove moon or that's
Speaker 1: what it is. From Ryan Patrick Green at RP RP
Speaker 1: Green Machine for it was very nice of Louis Anderson
Speaker 1: to cos as Hannah GE's MoMA's episode. And then he
Speaker 1: got replied from Kate Bearrisford or was it TUTSI with
Speaker 1: a screen you up? Oh my god, I need to
Speaker 1: text you the photo. I'm a text you guys right now.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna tast it is so good. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that is her one d see titsy, that's
Speaker 1: her her. Okay in final one, Seth that at Baseball one.
Speaker 1: You can tell Virginia is for lovers based on the
Speaker 1: way Colton is looking Carl's cream off his lips. Strong.
Speaker 1: That's a strong Baptiste. Alright, I'm going to narrow it down.
Speaker 1: Um Oh, here's another one that I missed God there,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna just throw this one in. Melissa Crocker
Speaker 1: at Real Mitzi fits Hannah and her family's wrap was
Speaker 1: literally the whitest thing I've ever heard, and I've been
Speaker 1: to a Dave Matthews band con Okay, Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: narrow it down to Oh God, I'm so torn. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna narrow down to three and then you guys can
Speaker 1: tell me which two you want in the final Okay,
Speaker 1: Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. Is that the woman that
Speaker 1: drove on the lawn? That is definitely the space that screams,
Speaker 1: I'll funk up, left up your life and your precious lawn.
Speaker 1: Um uh number two? Seth Vat at Baseball one sneak
Speaker 1: peak of the women Tell all women. Yeah, Colton never
Speaker 1: got an erection on the show. Skyving Skydiving Companion Actually,
Speaker 1: and Ryan Patcher Green at RP Green Machine four. It
Speaker 1: was very nice of Louis Anderson to cosblay his head
Speaker 1: to Gez Mom this episode tag team with kpe Beresford
Speaker 1: or was it Tutsie? I like the Tutsie and the
Speaker 1: Skydiving Okay, Okay, so we have Seth vats so we
Speaker 1: have sneak peak called women. It's all Colton never got
Speaker 1: a direction on the show. Actually, or very nice of
Speaker 1: Louis Anderson to cosplay his Tandag's mom this episode hashtag
Speaker 1: baskets or was it Tutsie Rob Skydiving Companion Katie Skydiving Seth?
Speaker 1: That you did it again, Seth? That is our winner
Speaker 1: sneak peak of the women tell all women. Yeah, Colton
Speaker 1: never got an direction on the show. Skywright Skydiving Companion. Actually, Um, guys,
Speaker 1: email us Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Uh, subscribe
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Speaker 1: And thank you to Spotify for featuring us. Rob. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Uh Twitter at Rob Benedict and
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Speaker 1: and I'm also on Twitter and uh and I'm about
Speaker 1: to film episode season two of them. Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I have to promote. It's too late now. But I'm
Speaker 1: also on Teachers tonight, which is Tuesday night on TV Land.
Speaker 1: I forgot Yeah, alright, guys, and Katie is Katie money right,
Speaker 1: Katie underscore money right? Yeah, there you go. What is
Speaker 1: my hand? Underscore? Buddy? Yeah? Well, everybody, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And uh and we will, oh my god, finally we
Speaker 1: will get back next we will get back to the
Speaker 1: five Fantasy sweeds finally. Is he gonna lose his virginity? Yes? No,
Speaker 1: I do not think he's going to lose Maybe with
Speaker 1: the fence, I think he is. I'm just I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say like, actually, I don't think he's going
Speaker 1: to lose it, and I don't think he's going to
Speaker 1: admit one way or the other. You're probably right, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he could do that, But I mean I feel like
Speaker 1: if he did, he would not be able to hide
Speaker 1: it because he'd be like yeah yeah yeah, but also yeah,
Speaker 1: he won't be able to there's too much pressure. That's
Speaker 1: way too much pressure. Yeah. Yes, um, maybe they're gonna
Speaker 1: blue job and I'll blow his mind. It's fine. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah from the from Chris Harrison's It's gonna
Speaker 1: well you guys, thank you so much. I sure appreciate
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