WEBVTT - "Penicillin Pie!" With Rob Benedict 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:08.039 Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up. Feels so good. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.200 I just got one of the bustions the girl. When 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:31.880 you reach the rules, the rules to your world, rules 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:37.760 into your word, Oh my god, I accept your rose 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:42.360 long distance. Hello, baby girl, baby boy, my name is 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.240 Arda Marine. I am coming to you from my very 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:52.920 first Airbnb in Atlanta. Hi girl, Hey, Um, First of all, 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.120 Airbnb is a really great service, even though they're not 0:00:56.160 --> 0:01:00.560 our sponsor. It's really I have a really cute little place, 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:04.839 and um, I'm so excited. First of all, we're getting 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.199 so close to the fence jump, We're getting so close 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:12.240 to fantasy suits joining me on this merry journey from 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:20.200 her house with Bunny and Katie Levine. Hi. And then 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.039 we also have a man that I think needs a 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:29.320 pretty exciting introduction. No, I can't hear this, but I 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:32.560 know that something's happening with j J Maran and Nasma. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:48.880 He was bachelor. It really does j a year my heart. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:02:00.080 He feels like it feels like if and when I 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.480 get rich, I want to make you a satin boxing 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.600 robe and then like like you're with it. It says 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:12.520 like batch batch, oh year, and like just like the list, 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.239 like like like my check marks, like like my tour dates, 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.720 like your tour dates, and then like at the very bottom, 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:25.280 it says like see you in Nashville, j J. When 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.160 you get an outline of your mom's face on it 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:30.320 to them like the two of you like and she's 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.560 like accepting your rose, and it's like and I get 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.119 to say that you're the best replacement dot I've ever had. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.880 Oh my god, well guy speaking of step daughters, Oh 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:45.680 my god, and stepfather's on the show. Dude, I mean. 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.000 But let me also just say before we get going, 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:51.480 you guys, we are on Spotify now, so make sure 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.919 you can check out our podcast on Spotify. Spotify now 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.200 has all of your favorite podcasts. You can listen to 0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:01.320 music and podcast all in one place, and they picked 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.480 us to be featured in their podcast for Bachelor Nation, 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:08.280 which we are so excited about. So thank you, Spotify. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:12.040 We really appreciate it. Awesome. Yeah, I'm excited because I 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.880 listened to I used all I listen to the music 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.519 on Spotify, so now I can go back. I have 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.040 some good like playlists on Spotify, but I feel like 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.400 I also have Anybody who's like a millennial wants to 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.440 email in and tell me how to make better, Like 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:29.800 how do like I need like I'm so sick of 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:33.959 my music. I need suggestions of how to find cooler music. 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.760 We're so excited. We're on Spotify now and if anyone 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.560 can email in and tell us how to use it. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:41.560 I feel like people are like I used it all 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.040 that I use it like I have my playlist, but 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.440 like I'm on your home my aage, it'll like recommend 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.400 things for you and like it has different like like 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:53.080 uh genres you can look at because I always like 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:55.920 recommended playlists and they are usually great and write up 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:58.440 my life. I gotta get on Spotify. I'm on Apple Music, 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.760 which isn't as Yeah you have and it robbed now 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.920 because you can hear yourself on there. Okay you guys. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:09.480 Hometowns starting it off hot with how why the shower? 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.840 Why the shower commitment this year? Is it the same 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:16.400 shower shot they keep reusing or is it different different 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:20.760 showers they had? They had one shower shot that was 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.080 going pretty hard for most of the season. This was 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.760 a new shower shot that started straight to like almost pubes, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.800 like like if he was a lady, it would be 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.120 like his mom's area. It was like it was like 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:37.200 the upper like the upper pube, lower belly were almost 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:44.080 we're almost to the micro his treasure trail. Like they 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.719 were showing like his dirty like his feet and his 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:50.760 washing like it was weird. It was they've never done 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.440 that before, Like I can't remember. I don't think there's 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.760 been anywhere They're like, we're just gonna keep showing you 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.320 shower like they was sure like once in all with 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.919 Chris Souls, like I remember that because he's in that 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:05.360 outdoor shower. But like, okay with what's this with uh Colton? Now? 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.080 It's like NonStop the SuDS going down the drain. I 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.960 wonder if they're trying to make somebody that they know 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.800 is like to tear chunks. I wonder if they're trying 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.000 to make like like we all know he's a virgin, 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.560 and wasn't Crystal's a born again virgin. Maybe they're trying 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:23.839 to make but wasn't he did he say he was 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:28.000 a born again news that was the blonde guy, the 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:32.560 Mormon guy? What was his name? So Sean was the 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.800 born again virgin? I say, okay, so then he was 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.800 he starts off, he checked himself out in the nude, 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:43.480 in the in the like, and then he goes he 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:49.400 looked himself the mirrors. Yep, still gay. Yeah, I mean, 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.719 and I feel and he like he still leads to 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.719 this full like his greatest fear is like at a 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:59.200 certain point, like if all you're focusing on is your 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.159 greatest fee or like nothing good can come of this. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:06.320 There's no positive outcome that if you every morning starts 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:09.600 with my greatest fear, let me, let me just let 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.920 me just really lock it in. And I woke up 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.000 thinking about my greatest fear again. It's gonna be a 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:18.440 great day. My goodest fear is seeing him in the 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.080 shower and his pubes again, Like I don't ever his 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.320 pubes again. So, guys, I don't know if you remember, 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:29.719 but Virginia is for lovers. Oh my god, we're back. 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:34.040 I thought we were done with Virginia. Back it Fredericksburg. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:37.120 Is it Fredericksburg. We're in Fredericksburg and they're in a 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:44.159 horse and carriage in a red velvet carriage. God, I 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:48.120 have to say, one week past the they just want 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:51.719 to be the bachelorette. Like I think that they both 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:54.160 clear like at the end of like having watched last 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.760 night's episode. I was like, oh, they both both clearly 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.880 want to just be the bachelor, yes, and if they 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.520 give it to either of them, I will fucking die. 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.320 I was thinking mad, And I don't think they would 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:08.080 because the backlash would be too insane because it's like 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.080 they're just they're they've they've just been schemed together to 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.440 somehow fucking get it. And it's like we all know, Klin, 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:16.360 we all know that this is all you care about, 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:22.120 like we're not. And Kassie and I mean even hiding 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:25.640 it very well. No, no, and her whole family is 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.680 like so ready for their clothes up, but oh my god, 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.760 except their dad, and that dad's like, give me the 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:36.440 fun out, although he I mean okay. So so they're 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:40.320 on this awkward horse and carriage right around fridges for Fredericksburg. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.800 And here's the conversation. My mom used to draw blood 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:48.960 in that building, and I would like and when I 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:50.840 would have blood drawn, I would like myself in the 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.560 closet was such a I was such a brat. I 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:56.240 do love you, Colton. That's how it went. I was like, 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.640 oh my god, yeah, and then they're like, I'm gonna 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.280 take you to Carl's ice Cream my favorite spot, and 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:07.240 the girl's worst joke was executed. That really, like as 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.400 a professional comedian, really hurt my feelings when she goes. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.920 The best part about Carl's is it smell. It smells 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:16.200 really good. And then he smelled it and she shoved 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:20.080 it into his nose. It was kind of funny, and 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:22.080 then he kind of looked at her like do I 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.360 do it back? Or it was I mean it was 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.120 like that was like a move of the older brother 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:29.920 from Wonder Years, like like like that that that she 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.720 actually executed that and thought she was nailing her best 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.120 joke right and and and then later he kissed her 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:39.080 and it was like you smell like ice cream. Yeah, 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:45.040 there's no romance none. I just I don't believe her. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:50.280 I don't believe Cassie right now. My favorite is America's 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:56.560 newest rapper, Hannah. And I say that only after finding 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:00.920 out that Tasia had a boyfriend allegedly up until the 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:05.120 day before. Okay, so I was looking into that and 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.120 I don't. I mean, it sounds like they weren't like 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:10.240 they've been dating oil, but weren't exclusive. I still don't 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.400 really like that, but I still like Tasha the most, 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:14.400 and I think she should be the bachelorette. I would 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:17.680 love it if Tisha was a bad solorette. I think, 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.480 I don't know, maybe she Maybe the final two would 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:25.480 be her and and hand. I was happy. I was 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.400 happy that they were the first two to get roses 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:32.360 METI um. So then she goes, I do love you Colton, 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:37.320 and he goes wow, Like I feel like this is 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.679 what life would be like. Afterwards, we get a dog, 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:44.760 we travel together. Her teeth were so white and white, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:50.320 it was like ross from that episode of Friends. I 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:55.160 remember when tooth whitening first started, and like you can 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.440 just get like toothpaste, like you know, you know what 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.720 I used. I used charcoal toothpaste. It works great because 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:02.680 I have very sensitive teeth and it wins my teeth, 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:05.439 but it doesn't make them sensitive really well. My brother, 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.719 my brother and I grew up with like we had 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.079 like both of us had weird stains on our teeth 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.520 from penicilla, and like we had like little yellow spots 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:18.319 all over our teeth. So and teeth whitening first, did 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:24.640 you take too much penicillin? Thing? I I have never 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:29.440 heard of it. I looked, as you know, I was 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:33.720 a stunning beauty into and my brother had a huge 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.720 head and cooke pobla blasses and one dead I I 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:41.839 like like, I like like Bart from Strange whatever, Like 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.120 I said, I was a boy and I people were like, 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.160 what a polite young man? And I had an orange 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.959 like pumpkin on my head and my brother like a 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.000 huge head. And we both had like poka yellow teeth. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:56.400 And was JJ making you penicillin pie every day? You're 0:10:56.440 --> 0:11:03.000 having our penicinicles every night per she would just freeze 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:08.199 and we could just suck on it. J JJ would 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:11.800 come home from a control state to stick stick a 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:16.640 popsicle stick into penicilla. I'll tell you now, we have 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:23.679 no immune system, but we guest. But so when they 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:27.800 first started teeth whitening, I went and got it, and 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.400 my teeth were almost blue. They were so white, and 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:36.320 they hurt from the inside like for like three weeks, 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:40.960 like they were like glowing blue, like like it was 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:45.640 like blow in the dark blue. Yeah, And I feel 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:49.720 like Caylen went to that same doctor. Yeah, yeah, they're 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:54.000 way white. She just like war fucking crest white strips 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.840 were like I'd turn the tip down on my TV. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:03.199 Maybe J J made her penicilla. Still no explanation as 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:12.160 to what your teeth got staked by Zilla. I think 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.240 we were both God blessed her, but we were both 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.839 I think we were both so like just no. I 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:21.680 say we both had like just such an imbalanced diet 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.559 that like like like we just had like frough loops 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:30.959 and like twinkies and like Kentucky fried chicken. We were 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:36.440 just take Kentucky fried chicken in a baggy in our school, 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.160 like in our lunch bags. It would just be like 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:43.840 a drumstick and a baggy, like unrefrigerated, waiting till noon. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:48.080 I was like, guess that was like on a good day, 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:54.439 healthy Fridays. I remember they they had like it was 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.520 like we were supposed to do the ox Fam fast 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.800 where we're like we were supposed to fast for the day, 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.640 donate like our lunch money. We would donate the lunch money. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.840 But my j J didn't believe in it because we 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:07.599 were so like anemic and like our blood sugar was 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.560 so low that she would pack us like extra fried 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:13.600 chicken jumpsticks to eat. I'm like the Oxford a fast 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:18.200 day anyway here so here we are. I've never heard 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.959 a fascine day. It was not a great idea, be 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.960 saince we we were so little, you know. But also 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.680 it's just called you kipper, Yeah, exactly what. It wasn't 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.679 religious at all. It was not religious until we went 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:33.199 to a Quaker school. So they're just like, we need 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.360 to you need to feel with these, you know, poor 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:40.160 kids you're feeling. Yeah, I mean that's that's like, you know, 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:43.560 it's got good intentions. Sure, yeah, I like that you've 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.079 had to get away, not full weekend, but you've had 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:49.120 sort of a Sunday funday with J J Rob. I 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:53.040 know I have. That was awesome. We need to do 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.559 it again. You know what She's I'll meet you anywhere 0:13:56.600 --> 0:14:05.840 you want. Let's all go to Savannah family. So I 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.080 could say to you what John says. So we meet 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:13.480 John caitlin stepdad, who was so skeptical of Colton as 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:17.280 he should be, and uh and his voice, I kind 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:21.280 of John actually seemed like a fairly upstanding I liked 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:25.120 John and he was he seems like a really nice guy. 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:29.720 And he sounded kind of like a stoner, which I appreciated. Um, 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:33.000 he get he was. He was freaking out and panicking 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:37.000 when Colton I didn't fully understand they were like cook 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:40.160 like frying cookie dough and feeding each other. It was 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:42.560 an odd first family visit because there was there was 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.640 no There wasn't that dinner where he'd make a toast 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:48.480 and everything was like a barbecue. And they weren't they 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.840 weren't talking, they weren't like he had to like fry 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.360 the dough and like and he goes. He gave her 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.400 a bite of a wedding cake. He gave her. It 0:14:56.520 --> 0:15:00.920 was just like freaking out. He was freaking little. Yeah, 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.960 a little too much, maybe because every father in this 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:07.680 entire episode was like, oh, not a minute now, you're 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:09.600 getting engaged at the end of it, like what is 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:15.560 this TV show season? I'm sorry research? Like I was like, 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.800 what did you think would happen with baby girl to 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:23.160 Calabasas to go get into that or like Malibu adjacent? 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.320 What did you think was going to happen? He didn't 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:28.840 looked up the show before exactly. Yeah, there's a price 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:33.040 to fame, sir. I loved so then her sister who 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:40.520 had who had an amazing full orange eyelid with it 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:45.200 looked like she had pink eye. I haven't just haven't 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:50.120 just had pink I like, just like that, like, were 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.680 her fake lashes too heavy? Like she was going on. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:58.360 She had really orange eyelids and new fake giant like 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.920 almost like burlesque fam I like glued on. And then 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.440 she had on a she had on a nose ring 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:09.640 and a crop top and the most amazing I mean, 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:13.160 look as a lady with real heavy boobs. Myself, I 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:16.000 think they might have been new and purchased these giant, 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:21.200 glorious breasts that were pouring out of this crop top waiting. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.640 Probably like sisters are crazy with each other, so I'm 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:27.960 sure like having a beauty pageant sister, Like the thing 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.320 felt loaded, I'm like it amazing. Yeah, I did a 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:34.880 real number on that lady. Yeah. She was really like 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.840 I got it. I got it too, and she was pretty. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:39.560 But I was like, wow, the the whole thing. I 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.960 was like, you got ready for this? And then she 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:47.640 immediately started throwing shade about Colton to really throwing shade 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:52.240 hard to Kaylin. She's like, it mean, you know this 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.960 is just like she she really was skeptical about the 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.480 whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so let's be honest. I 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.480 couldn't get past her eyelids. I just couldn't buy anything. 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.320 She was saying, no, I mean really, I just was like, 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:11.120 what is happening? Who does that? Does? I mean maybe 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:16.960 she had a reaction to penicillan and her eyelids. Yeah, 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:20.040 she's putting the penicillan pie on her eyelids. She could 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:23.040 have had such bad pink eye. She tried to distract 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:27.920 us with her new last that's what it was. Um. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.280 So then her hit John, we heard nothing from the 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:34.800 mom really, and then John is like, it's hard as 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:38.520 a parent, this is huge. This is new territory for me. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.680 And then he's like, well, we've been through a lot together, 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.719 and he's like, so you've had some trials. It's just 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.400 this is just hard to wrap my head around. It's 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:49.240 scary to know that my daughter could be the one 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.080 at the end of this. Like he I felt that 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.920 he was actually very authentic and well's but he looked 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.679 in shock. Yeah, and I thought it was it was 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.000 sweet the way he took the compliments, like when calin 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.399 you know to him that he was a great father. Yeah, go, 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:06.760 oh my god. That really choked me up. Well, then 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:09.200 he said he when he said he said to her, 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:12.159 do you do you want to get married because it 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.560 sounds like you could just be friends. The different that 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.880 was so funny. He was like the way he said, 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:20.000 He's like, why don't you just be friends and stead? 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:23.960 But that's the thing he sends that Colton's gay, Like, 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:27.240 I mean, I wonder who would phrase that if like 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.119 this is my boyfriend and then maybe you could just 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:34.919 be best friends? Said who downgrades it to just be 0:18:35.080 --> 0:18:37.560 friends rather like you could just date? That could be 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.840 it that he really did think Coulton was gay, and 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:42.040 he's like, Um, I don't want you to like try 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:43.600 to marry this guy because he's going to come out 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:46.120 of the closet one day and it's gonna hurt you. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.199 So then John, So then she goes to John and 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:53.399 she's like, John, you've been perfect and better than my 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:57.560 real dad. You're the best replacement dad, and I'll always 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:00.399 love you. He said that to her. I'll always love 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:04.520 you on conditionally, unconditionally, and you've been the best dad. 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:08.680 He was tearing up. I really love I want John 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:13.760 to adopt me. Yeah. I loved him. I loved him. Yeah, 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.680 And John was really the hint of that whole hometown visit. 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:20.719 Mom was nowhere to be found mom mom pieced out. 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:23.639 I have to say, I mean truly, I was like, 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:28.160 this is a lovely man. He is lovely. Yeah, yeah, 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:31.520 I was good with Duld John and even and even 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:35.760 by the end he was like okay with Colton, Yeah yeah, 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:38.360 and you know what, he should have not immediately given it, 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:41.080 Like he really took his time. He was like, can 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.959 I have permission? And then he was like, are you 0:19:44.119 --> 0:19:49.120 truly ready to get married? Like if you are, if 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:54.440 you are confident, then okay, Like I guess if that's 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:59.119 like I thought, Colton was very wise with how he 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:02.440 approached the dad, being kind of honest, and it's saying 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:04.639 if I can get there, and I feel at that 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:07.879 point when it's time, which isn't like three days, I 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:11.280 mean I had like I thought, I felt like he 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:15.639 phrased it. Whoever is coaching him is doing a good job. Yeah. No, 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:17.560 it was fearless with the way he asked them all 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:19.760 looked him in the eye and he was honest back 0:20:19.800 --> 0:20:21.480 with him when they're like, but do you love the 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:24.120 other girls? Yes? Yeah, I mean he did have that well. 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:28.159 Apparently Nick file All talked about that on his podcast, 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:30.040 how like that was the hardest part because like he 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:32.760 had to ask dads that that he like knew he 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:35.520 wasn't gonna choose those girls. And he was like it 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:37.760 was really terrible. I don't know why they make it. 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:39.480 I mean, I feel like they've done it every season 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:42.200 where they asked, which is fucking stupid. Like my would 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:45.560 slap him, like, what the fuss wrong with you? My face? 0:20:46.160 --> 0:20:50.159 When I got when I asked my wife to marry me, 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:53.800 I was twenty three years old, and U I called 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:56.840 her mom and her mom and I has permission because 0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:58.600 I thought that's what you had to do. And her 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:00.400 mom was like, what would you like to her dad's 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:03.200 mowing lawn? Would you like to ask his permission? I'm like, no, 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:12.800 you can just tell him for me, just okay. So 0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:16.280 then uh Kaylin takes him outside and this is the 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:19.880 most insane thing where she goes. Remember last week when 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:23.240 I said I was falling in love with you, Well 0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:28.040 now I am confident I am fully in love with you. 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:32.399 It's like, what's the difference. How do you know? I 0:21:32.480 --> 0:21:36.920 don't believe you know. It's just so weird the way 0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:38.720 they talk about it, like it's a thing that you 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:42.679 check off a list. And I feel that he knew 0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:46.120 that she wasn't telling the truth and that's why he 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:48.920 did not pick her, because I feel like he used 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:51.800 to really like her before he figured out she just 0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:54.000 wanted to be the bachelor rat. It is interesting, like 0:21:54.040 --> 0:21:55.840 at the end of it, when you know, when when 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:58.600 he didn't pick her, he didn't really offer any big hey, 0:21:58.680 --> 0:22:00.640 I didn't didn't didn't think we were are yet or whatever. 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.040 He really didn't say anything, did he know? Because I 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:06.320 think it was like, you're not being I mean, look, 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:10.000 let's just assuming he's straight in this like, and I 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.240 think he is trying to be straight. Whether he's straight 0:22:12.320 --> 0:22:15.040 or not. I think he really is trying to pick someone. 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:19.480 I think he knew that she was lying. Yeah, I mean, 0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:23.639 her heart just like didn't seem minute. And then I 0:22:23.680 --> 0:22:26.359 saw someone like my friends sent me this post where 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:30.280 someone like totally broke down the episode before when they 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:32.800 were in the snow and like showed just like how 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:36.119 unexcited she was to see him and all that, and 0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:37.719 it didn't make it seem like she wasn't into him, 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:41.080 because I think she's just there to fucking be the bachelorette. Well, 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:45.240 very end, it's very obvious that she is, well, when 0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:47.119 we'll get to it at the very end. But like, 0:22:47.160 --> 0:22:49.280 and we could talk about this more thoroughly later. But 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:54.560 when she whispers to Cassie, get engaged or get the ring, yeah, 0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:58.440 she said, this is bullshit. She said, this is bullshit. Yeah. 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:01.720 And then she said when she said get engaged, they 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:05.000 made some fucking deal. There's something the fairies going on 0:23:05.040 --> 0:23:08.600 with them. They schemed some way, some way for one 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:10.640 of them to win, like one of them, Like that's 0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:14.720 the whole like plan. Doesn't she know that Usually historically 0:23:14.800 --> 0:23:17.280 the runner up is not the bachelor, because they're supposed 0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:20.160 to seem heartbroken. It's usually like number three or four. 0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:24.040 I mean Rebecco though, was the bachelor well because she 0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:28.119 was chosen she was, yeah, but I mean yeah, I 0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:30.320 don't know. I mean it's not always. Sometimes it is 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:33.480 the runner up, like because Nick Nick wasn't right away, 0:23:33.520 --> 0:23:36.119 but yeah, sometimes it is. What does it mean get engaged? 0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:40.440 I don't know. I felt like it was like yeah, 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:42.000 I think it was sort of like just do it 0:23:42.040 --> 0:23:44.520 so you can get the People magazine cover. Like no, 0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:48.000 just just say yes. I mean I say, just say yes, 0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:49.719 even if you don't want to. And this is that's 0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:51.720 what it was. This is skipping ahead a little bit. 0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:54.359 But when Cassie was talking to her dad and she 0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:56.199 was like, well, what what what what would you do 0:23:56.280 --> 0:24:00.119 if I she almost says win. She she almost is, 0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:01.440 what would you do if I win? And it says 0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:03.880 she like she like stops it goes end up with 0:24:04.000 --> 0:24:06.760 him or something, you like lying up with him in 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:08.960