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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. The way the caller on the

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Speaker 1: phone for the dirty little Secret today feels sorry really

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Speaker 1: in my fingertips. I like it a lot odd Why

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Speaker 1: because remember it's steri little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: to six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Feel free to say whatever.

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Speaker 1: We don't ask your name. We keep everybody anonymous. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Gummy bears, Oh yeah, I'm glad it wasn't suck the

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Speaker 1: way that they feel in my fingers like bouncy gummy bears.

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Speaker 1: They also taste delicious too, what gummy bears? Hey? Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you O? I'm good? Are you Hairbro or

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Speaker 1: the knockoff wait Herbro? Hero Harbo? How do you say it?

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Speaker 1: Harry Bow? Sounds like I'm gonna cool it? Headbro said

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Speaker 1: it wrong, and I was just so, are you Harry

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Speaker 1: Brow or the knockoff brand? I'm probably the knockoff brand.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm I'm quite that cool, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: knockoff bears? What's your dirty little secret? Well, I I

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Speaker 1: have been dropping bird seed in one of my neighbor's

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Speaker 1: yards to get all of these all of the birds

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Speaker 1: in town to come, uh like tear off his garden

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Speaker 1: and crap all over his house and car and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I've been doing it for months and I'm loving it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm loving it. I love how you

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Speaker 1: said all the birds in town, Like yeah, wait, so

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Speaker 1: you're putting bird food in his garden? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you know, kind of sprinkling it on his wall.

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Speaker 1: And how can he not see you do that? Why

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Speaker 1: do it at night? Um, when he's not paying attention

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Speaker 1: or otherwise distracted. Why do you Why are you spending

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Speaker 1: your time doing this? What has your neighbor done to you?

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Speaker 1: Or you just want to get every bird in the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood to go hang out on his garden. Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: he's uh, he's one of those, let's say, mature gentlemen

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Speaker 1: who will sit out on their porch shole day and

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Speaker 1: yell at everyone, Like if somebody's going three miles over

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Speaker 1: the speed limit, he's yelling at one of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so he deserves it, that's what you're saying. So he's

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Speaker 1: your neighborhood, Karen, Exactly. I encountered one of those the

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Speaker 1: other day. I'll say that again, Yes, exactly, he's the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood Karen. I encountered one of those on my road

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Speaker 1: the other day. He's like a ten mile per road

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Speaker 1: per hour road and I was going fifteen and got

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Speaker 1: flipped off by like a ninety year old. Hilarious, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't my grandmother. I used to live across the

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Speaker 1: street from one of those when I was younger, and

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Speaker 1: literally there was a big street, not a busy street,

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Speaker 1: but if you parked in front of their house, they

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Speaker 1: would have such a huge issue. Oh yeah, that's annoying. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And the guy used to be a football coach for

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Speaker 1: the high school that was down the street, and he

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Speaker 1: wanted people to call him coach. No, no, he would literally, man, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he would write on my thing like not to park

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Speaker 1: there in front of his house and then sign it coach.

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Speaker 1: And so I got tired of it, and I went

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Speaker 1: over there and I knocked on their door one time

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Speaker 1: and he answered, and I found out his name was

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Speaker 1: like Mike, from the guy that I was renting a

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Speaker 1: room from across the way call. I was like, hey, Mike, um,

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Speaker 1: you don't really own the street right there, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: it's Coach, and I was like, I'm gonna call you Mike. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then Coach went and talked to the guy that

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Speaker 1: I was renting a room from. And the guy that

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Speaker 1: I was renting a room from is doing it illegally.

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Speaker 1: So the guy was like, hey, um, so Coach, he

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Speaker 1: threatened to call you know, the police if I, um,

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Speaker 1: if you didn't start parking across I'm like in front

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Speaker 1: of us, So if you could just do that, because

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't want to get in trouble for having

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Speaker 1: a rent here legally. And so coach ended up winning.

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Speaker 1: Well at least at least your coach isn't winning. And

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Speaker 1: he's got birds everywhere everywhere. He can't figure it out either.

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Speaker 1: It's it's great. He's a couple of doors down for me,

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't like affect my house. But like every

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Speaker 1: morning he has to come out and like his car

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Speaker 1: is covered and crap and like his drive away and

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Speaker 1: he freaks out about it. It is, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Hair bro bro, Hey,

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Speaker 1: thanks for being there, hair Bro. I'm gonna buy you

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Speaker 1: some hairbrow Alex. Okay, that sounds like a hair you

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Speaker 1: want some hairbrow product for. Yeah, guy, the Booting, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.