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<v Speaker 1>That Way with me, That Way, uh and David Gascon

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<v Speaker 1>is in here as well. Who is still trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get you to listen to Benny Versus the Penny? I think,

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<v Speaker 1>I think do she do she mcnoosh, Betty versus the

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<v Speaker 1>Penny and I have some breaking and great news as

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<v Speaker 1>we get this thing underway. But yes, Benny versus the Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>Week number five was was pretty damn good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a great bounce back for you. And week

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<v Speaker 1>number six, we hope is is even better as we

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<v Speaker 1>can tain this long journey, turbulent journey, I guess because

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're dodging, you're bobbing and weaving between teams, picks

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<v Speaker 1>and the coronavirus. Because you've got a bunch of clubs

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<v Speaker 1>that are getting pushed back or placed on by weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're handicap. Have been games on a Friday, sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>games aren't played until Tuesday. Makes it a lot a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun, makes it a lot of fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty wild. It's a threading a needle, I believe

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<v Speaker 1>is the the clinical term for that for sure? Uh So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Benny versus the Pennies on the YouTube, we do that

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<v Speaker 1>Friday's depending on my schedule and giscon schedule either Friday

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<v Speaker 1>evening or Friday night in the East, Friday afternoon Friday

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<v Speaker 1>night in the West. And we've also we've we've dispersed

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<v Speaker 1>it a little bit more. So we're gonna be doing

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<v Speaker 1>it on YouTube, on Twitch, on Periscope, and then hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>we can do it on Facebook Live as well. So

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<v Speaker 1>four different ways, possibly a fifth. But we are we

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<v Speaker 1>are splintering out, as they would say, we tried to

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<v Speaker 1>build this thing out, and we gotta obviously ten more

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<v Speaker 1>weeks to do that. Yes, all right, let's see. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you you want some questions without the mailbag? You these

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<v Speaker 1>are questions to get right into. We don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of time. Do it out of the email bag

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<v Speaker 1>from the real fifth our email address, I have some

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<v Speaker 1>I have some email from that. Good good, because I

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<v Speaker 1>am finally starting to see those emails on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really oh no, right, wait wait, wait, wait, very

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you didn't know the password. I did not

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<v Speaker 1>know the password, but I reset my phone to my

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<v Speaker 1>Mac and it's somehow linked the two together. Boom, boom,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really good. All right, let's go to the mail

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<v Speaker 1>bag and Jason and Rocky Mount Virginia beats leadoff. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>since Ben has several food dishes named after him and

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<v Speaker 1>a drink coming soon, that's true in Colorado. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if Gagon had a dish or a drink named

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<v Speaker 1>after him, What do you think some good names for

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<v Speaker 1>that would be. Yeah, would anyone give you a food

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<v Speaker 1>dish as an honor? I don't know, but maybe some chili, cheese,

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<v Speaker 1>fries and we can call it the gas That's dumb, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think how about like a can of beans and

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<v Speaker 1>called the gag on You're lame Canada beans. Nobody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to eat that ship exactly. Listen, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to eat your food. My food dishes have

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<v Speaker 1>been on the menu for years. People enjoy those chicken fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids love the Mallard chicken fingers, the Mallard Fowler at

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<v Speaker 1>the Strip Club in Lawrence, Kansas, they love that, and

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<v Speaker 1>Denver at the sports book bar and grill. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>all good. But everybody loves fries. People love chili and

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<v Speaker 1>of course cheese. You put that all together. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter what region of the country you should do. You

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<v Speaker 1>should do. Poutine is what you should do. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like Canadian. You know, it doesn't matter, man, Putine's a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful meal. It is. It's really good. It's the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>thing that Canada has given the world is poutine. It

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<v Speaker 1>is true, all right. Eric in Binghamton writes and says,

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<v Speaker 1>dear Ben and Dave push strami or corn beef. I

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<v Speaker 1>would go pastrami all day if it were not for

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<v Speaker 1>the existence of the Ruben Do they serve such food

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<v Speaker 1>west of the four oh five? That's from Eric Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pastrami guy. Uh, and I go to cats

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<v Speaker 1>Is well. I used to go to cats Is in

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<v Speaker 1>New York, but in l A it is Langer's. Langer's

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<v Speaker 1>Deli in l A is the go to top pastrami spot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's even better than the New York Deli's. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>only open till four o'clock. We talked about it before.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right across from MacArthur Park, where you can get

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<v Speaker 1>any kind of contraband you possibly want um and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, that's the pastrami. My dad's more of a

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<v Speaker 1>corn beef guy, but I'm a pastrami guy. Guscan you

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<v Speaker 1>what smoked meats do you like? Yeah? I think pastrami

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<v Speaker 1>is the goats here. There's a spot in San Pedro

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of close to where Eddie lives called Busy Bee.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard of that. Yeah, what's so good about it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, they give you a lot more of

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<v Speaker 1>the substance as opposed to the bread, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sandwich places get lost in that where

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<v Speaker 1>they just have these giant pieces of bread. The slices

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<v Speaker 1>of bread are so thick that it kind of dilutes

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<v Speaker 1>the substance in the middle of it, and they just

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<v Speaker 1>contain to packet on it. Well, it's meat ball pastromy um.

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<v Speaker 1>The b l t s are pretty good there too,

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<v Speaker 1>some of the cold sandwiches. You know. Even now, my

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<v Speaker 1>my aunt through marriage lives like right near that, within

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<v Speaker 1>that neighborhood around the busy because it's in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of a neighborhood. And uh, every time I've gone down there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been like on Thanksgiving the busy Bees close, so

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been able to get a delicious pastronomy sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>And and I need to get there because I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard good things about it. It's delicious, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Travis in Roseberg, Oregon rights and he says, Ben, how

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<v Speaker 1>would you rate the producers that covered for Coope from

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<v Speaker 1>best to Gascon? I mean worst? Uh yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we've we've been through that. Uh. Guesscon obviously is at

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom. Everyone else is ahead of Gascon. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>all you need to know. Chris and Edmonton right since

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<v Speaker 1>says are you currently working on any side projects? Been

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<v Speaker 1>like music or art? No? Music, although I have a

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<v Speaker 1>few things in the hopper right now. I was contacted

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<v Speaker 1>by somebody the other day about a project, something that

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<v Speaker 1>I've thought about doing for a long time that I

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<v Speaker 1>have not been able to pull off. And it's not

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say anymore because I've been told

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<v Speaker 1>I have a vow of silence. I'm not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it publicly. But I'm hopeful. I'm optimistic. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be Benny bright Side on this Mallard Sunshine that this

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<v Speaker 1>will work out, and when I'm allowed to talk about it,

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<v Speaker 1>I will. It'll take a lot of work to do

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<v Speaker 1>this project. It will take a lot of time to

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<v Speaker 1>do this project, and we'll see whether it happens or not.

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<v Speaker 1>There's that, and you're working on anything else, guessing and

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<v Speaker 1>you're you claim to be an actor. You're in commercials

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<v Speaker 1>and all that crap that you do. Right, well, we're

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<v Speaker 1>in some uh, Benny versus the Penny takes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time to kind of put together and and work on,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not it's not as easy as just flip

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<v Speaker 1>it on a switch and putting our mean mugs on

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<v Speaker 1>a on a camera screen. There a picture. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been working on that and trying to have that

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<v Speaker 1>thing take off. It's it's original content. So yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>people think that that's like a part of the corporate

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<v Speaker 1>overlord structure. It's not. It's a side, standalone, do it

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<v Speaker 1>yourself type situation. That is your baby. That is your baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Since when like fifteen years ago. Uh yeah, I did

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<v Speaker 1>it on the radio for a long time and uh

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<v Speaker 1>and and now well we did the podcast last year,

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<v Speaker 1>so it goes back many, many many years. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the Turk Stevens you probably don't even know why he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the guy, one of the original guys. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we called it originally it was it wasn't Benny versus

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<v Speaker 1>the Penny, it was Ben versus the coin. But then

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<v Speaker 1>one of my producers like, hey, it's got it's more

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<v Speaker 1>catchy Benny versus the penny. So we switched it up

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<v Speaker 1>to Benny versus the penny. For marketing reasons, we do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Carlos from Houston writes, and he says, how long has

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<v Speaker 1>the Geico for Fox Sports Radio studio has been the

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<v Speaker 1>Geico Fox Sports Radio Studios? And what was it called before?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Carlos, So that's a good question. It has

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<v Speaker 1>been the Geico Studios for probably ten years at least,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe longer than that. Before it was called the Auto

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<v Speaker 1>Zone Studios fueled by Auto Zone. Get in the zone

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<v Speaker 1>with Auto Zone. In fact, if you we we have

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<v Speaker 1>the in the in the main studio, we have the

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<v Speaker 1>backdrop with the Fox logo all over and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you peel that back like wallpaper, they still

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<v Speaker 1>have on the original wall the Auto Zone Studio sign

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<v Speaker 1>is still in there. They didn't take it down. They

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<v Speaker 1>just left it up. I'm not kidding. They left the

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<v Speaker 1>thing up. Oh man. Yeah, so that's it, and guests

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<v Speaker 1>gone quit being jealous. Don't be a jealous, bitch. Ben

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a choice but to work from home. Cut

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<v Speaker 1>the guys some slide. Well, thank you Carlos in Houston.

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<v Speaker 1>I see there's somebody in Houston that gets it. Guess

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<v Speaker 1>go a nut job guys. Guy's a nut hugger, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what he is. I like that guy. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the only people in Houston. I like that. Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>five of them and he's one of them. Johnny and

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<v Speaker 1>soakaw says Ben. What happened to the instant advice line

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<v Speaker 1>caller that said, I'd look him square in the eye

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<v Speaker 1>and said you hang up on yourself? Ben Maller, Uh yeah, yeah, John. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, I am the mother to all the

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<v Speaker 1>people that call into the incident. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to the guy, the guy you did change jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>or he decided he's not gonna stay up anymore at night,

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<v Speaker 1>or is something that happened to him and his health

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. These guys they come and go, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>and we've had a lot of the instant of vice

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<v Speaker 1>glized stick around. But that was actually an homage to

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<v Speaker 1>Mark the full name guy the look him score on

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<v Speaker 1>the I'd say you hang up on yourself, Ben Maller,

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<v Speaker 1>because Mark the full name guy who got into a

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<v Speaker 1>hissy fit with me one time. That's the line that

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<v Speaker 1>he used. You hang up on yourself, Benn Maller, and

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<v Speaker 1>then so, yeah, that's the bid. I listened to that

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<v Speaker 1>live that was do you Those are really good shot

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<v Speaker 1>towards you. I could not. I did not understand why

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<v Speaker 1>he was blowing up at you, and then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, bang, you hang up on yourself. He's crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>He's nuts. Uh fun fun. I can't he doesn't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast. We can say that. What else do

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<v Speaker 1>we have? Pierre from Springfield, friend of Alf the Alien

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<v Speaker 1>O Pinter says Fallout from the Apocalypse results in new

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<v Speaker 1>categories for the Bennis this year Worst fill in Producer,

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations guests on you went by Landslide, Worst fill in

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<v Speaker 1>Trending correspondent a k a. The Wreckord Ralph Award? Who

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<v Speaker 1>would who would win that? With Brian Finley win that?

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<v Speaker 1>The record Ralph Award? Gotta be record? Ralph, Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't done the show though this year. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he's worth with me. They usually put Finley in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you other guys can't handle working overnights. I

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<v Speaker 1>prefer not to. I like to sleep. Embarrassing, embarrassing us,

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<v Speaker 1>says a surprise call. The year, Alf the alien O

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<v Speaker 1>Pinters going with Doc Mike's Incarcerated Brother Revelation and Pinto's

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<v Speaker 1>Wild Animal Sanctuary. Yeah, that was pretty cool. I that

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<v Speaker 1>was my favorite call, Pinto. Who's I take the call

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<v Speaker 1>from Pinto? He's screaming and he says, I'm I'm screaming

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<v Speaker 1>at my cat. And then during the call it's revealed

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<v Speaker 1>that that he picked up a Bobcat and is domesticating

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<v Speaker 1>a bobcat as his house pet. What could possibly go wrong? Oh? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What could possibly go wrong with that? Right? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>And then he says two questions for a gag on

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<v Speaker 1>a who do you think you are? And be? How

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<v Speaker 1>many mirrors are there in the gagon compound? How many mirrors?

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<v Speaker 1>No mirrors? No mirror in the mirror in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about it. Huh, that's not what I hear. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we have some some questions about sex. You want those

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<v Speaker 1>questions fire away? All right? Chris? And the Cocota is

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<v Speaker 1>about an hour north of Moline, Illinois. Says ever had

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<v Speaker 1>sex outdoors? If so, where go ahead, guest gun the

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<v Speaker 1>great outdoors? Um, would you classify a car outdoors? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's the case, then I'm in that category that

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<v Speaker 1>most people in high school start out. Maybe not now,

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<v Speaker 1>but back in the day. Now, I'm thinking like out

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<v Speaker 1>in the woods, you know, in the stakes, beach beach, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you have done the beach there? Did you have a tent? Or?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you out there night at night and then at nighttime?

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<v Speaker 1>Tallas under the stars? Did you get sand everywhere? Guests? Guns?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably probably in front of a policy station. Was the wildest? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you man? Well? You had the ultimate to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of a trouble card? Though you know this is

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<v Speaker 1>many people don't know the Chief Los Angeles. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>got you, I got you? Interesting? All right? Oh? What

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<v Speaker 1>else do we have you? Let's see page Dan, page Dan? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>This one from jet Fuel George. He says, I once

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<v Speaker 1>asked a girl how she liked her eggs. As a

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<v Speaker 1>pickup line, she answered, unfertilized. What's the best line of

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<v Speaker 1>girl has ever thrown at you? Alright, gascon any amazing lines?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I have a I have a cleft in my chin,

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<v Speaker 1>a but chin, and I had one female it said,

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<v Speaker 1>were you kissed by an angel? Wow? That was that

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<v Speaker 1>was one line. I'm not at the top of my

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<v Speaker 1>head here, jet Field George off the top of my head.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not not recalling not recalling any I know there's

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<v Speaker 1>been some good ones, but I don't think I can't

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<v Speaker 1>think of any right now. Kentucky Jay, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>great story that I would would be perfect for this spot. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a buddy of mine who went, I kid

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<v Speaker 1>you not, went to Vegas and it was raining and

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<v Speaker 1>we were inside actually the Marquis, which is in uh

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<v Speaker 1>like Excess and the wind hotels and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all connected. So he went inside the Marquis and

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<v Speaker 1>we're at this club and it was raining outside. So

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<v Speaker 1>when we got into the club, it was indoor and outdoor,

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<v Speaker 1>and my buddy went up to this chick and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>how about you and me go fucking the rain? Whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>She slapped him, and he said, what you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the rain? And he fucking took her back to the room.

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<v Speaker 1>She went from slapping him to laughing at him and

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<v Speaker 1>fucking banged him. It was pretty wild, wow, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty good. Who knew? All right? Kentucky Jay and

0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Kentucky Tay right in from Scottsville, Kentucky and have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of questions here now by the way, they sent

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<v Speaker 1>a photo on Facebook. You're not on Facebook? Good looking family,

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<v Speaker 1>good looking for I'm a beautiful kid there and they,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, stand in front of some water and yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty cool. Uh let's see here question. Uh see,

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<v Speaker 1>we're asking this question from hilton Head, South Carolina. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess that photo must have been taken in hilton Head,

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina. Who knew? Uh went eating fresh seafood? What

0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:22.040
<v Speaker 1>is your go to meal? That's from Kentucky. Jay. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a big seafood guy. I like the beer

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<v Speaker 1>battered fish jicks. That's That's about the only seafood I

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<v Speaker 1>really I wanted As a kid, I ate salmon. My

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<v Speaker 1>mom would make like salmon patties and things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and she fed me a lot of fish when I

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<v Speaker 1>was a kid, So tuna, fish, that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But just like, the only fish I really go for

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<v Speaker 1>is like a fish covered in beer batter and fried

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<v Speaker 1>with tartar sauce and all that stuff. You just tunna, Yeah,

0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.720
<v Speaker 1>it's about it. I'm not a big seafood guy either.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Then Tay wants us to know who's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>win the Super Bowl. You want to pick who's going

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If I knew that, I wouldn't be here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be in Vegas making a lot of money. No chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the Chiefs by the end of the year

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<v Speaker 1>will will be the team. Chuck Chuck in Cincinnati on

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter says, do you hate the Lakers because they made

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<v Speaker 1>you pay for a ticket like the Seahawks did last year? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even pay for a ticket to the Seahawks.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even go to the game. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant with some listeners when we watched the game

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<v Speaker 1>on television and ate some food. That's what happened. And

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<v Speaker 1>the Lakers didn't make me pay for tickets either. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't like the arrogance of the historian. I

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<v Speaker 1>do not like, do not appreciate it. Yeah, Latti daw nonsense.

0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.520
<v Speaker 1>They really should move west to the four or fives

0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:43.800
<v Speaker 1>what they should do? Lee in Phoenix says, where is

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<v Speaker 1>the worst smelling place you've been? Where is the worst

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<v Speaker 1>smelling place you've been? I will answer that Lee. The

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<v Speaker 1>worst smelling place I have been would be recently would

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<v Speaker 1>be the Las Vegas Strip at the end of twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>was walking around. It was like around midnight right next

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<v Speaker 1>to the New York New York Hotel and Casino New

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<v Speaker 1>York New York Hotel and Casino, and they got the

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<v Speaker 1>hockey arena there with the Golden Nights Arena, and there

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<v Speaker 1>had been a sewer league, a fresh sewer league, and

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<v Speaker 1>so there was raw feces that had been pouring out

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<v Speaker 1>into the street and we happened to walk right by

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<v Speaker 1>it and it was the most foul, pungent smell. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>it was horrific, and it smelled the entire strip as

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<v Speaker 1>far as we could imagine. I wouldn't walk the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing because it was terrible to smell. But and even

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<v Speaker 1>some of the hotels on the lower when you can

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<v Speaker 1>kind of go to the lobby of those hotels there

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<v Speaker 1>where they have the slot machines, it smelled like ship.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you gus the same thing. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of years ago. But going to the Cosmopolitan, Buddy

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<v Speaker 1>and I check in, and as soon as we checked in,

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<v Speaker 1>we just heard we just smelled something that was just

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<v Speaker 1>it's felt like death. You stayed at the Cosmopology. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a chick hotel. That's not it is, that's a that's

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<v Speaker 1>a bougie hotel designed to bring in women. Well, I

0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:12.520
<v Speaker 1>brought in women. Yeah, what are you doing standing there?

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with that? It's not a masculine hotel. Who

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<v Speaker 1>cares about how masculine it is. If there's asked there,

0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.520
<v Speaker 1>then you go there. But you can go there, you

0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:25.080
<v Speaker 1>don't have to stay there. We got upgraded. Anyways, they

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<v Speaker 1>the plumbing broke underneath the hotel and so all the

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<v Speaker 1>sewage dumped underneath the hotel like everything. It smelled like

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<v Speaker 1>it was just like what you were just describing. It

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<v Speaker 1>was an awful, awful smell. So they upgraded us from

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<v Speaker 1>a regular room to a sweet Is that right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was it was like that the entire weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>They couldn't do anything about it. A pipe Burston, and

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<v Speaker 1>so everyone was getting upgraded. Yes, boy, Vegas is taken

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<v Speaker 1>in the in the shorts this this year because of

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<v Speaker 1>the COVID and people aren't traveling there. And have you

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<v Speaker 1>seen some of the hotel's only open on the weekends

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<v Speaker 1>using during the week It sucks. Man, when's that going

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<v Speaker 1>to change? Giscoon? Do you have your crystal ball out?

0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:09.560
<v Speaker 1>One's that gonna change? I'll let you know, I'll let

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<v Speaker 1>you know. November four, November four. Is that is that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Depending on which team wins, will be in maybe in

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<v Speaker 1>good shape there, Yeah, neither that will see what happens

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<v Speaker 1>with the Supreme Court. Okay, so that could be the

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<v Speaker 1>the difference as well. All right, very very good. Let's

0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:30.280
<v Speaker 1>see who else do we have? These are actual questions

0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:34.080
<v Speaker 1>by actual listeners. Uh. This guy didn't write his name.

0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:37.560
<v Speaker 1>He just ranted and complained about the Lebron James versus

0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.959
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jordan's debates on ESPN. I don't work at ESPN.

0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know what's going on with them. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you should address that to them, Ryan in Portland's rights

0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 1>in Uh, he says Portland, Oregon is Sean Payton the

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<v Speaker 1>most overrated coach in the NFL. He's called an offensive

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<v Speaker 1>guru by multiple people. I watched one and a half

0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Saints games a year, and it seems like their offense

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<v Speaker 1>has been the same for ten years. Whenever Taysom Hill

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<v Speaker 1>comes in, he does the same thing. Yeah, well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know the deal here, Ryan, And when the legend becomes

0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:15.600
<v Speaker 1>the fact, you go with the legend. The Saints have

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<v Speaker 1>been one of the top offensive team statistically in points

0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:22.680
<v Speaker 1>and yards per game. In Sean Payton's tenure with Drew Brees,

0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:27.359
<v Speaker 1>they've been very successful. The productivity has been there. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So you do have that put your reputation procede you right,

0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.399
<v Speaker 1>whether it's good or bad. If you have your tagged

0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:36.080
<v Speaker 1>as a terrible coach, that's gonna foll you around. If

0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:37.879
<v Speaker 1>you're tagged is a great coach, is gonna fall you around.

0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:41.439
<v Speaker 1>It's like Bruce Arians. Bruce Arians. The media loves him

0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:45.480
<v Speaker 1>because Bruce Arians is a blowhard and he's very verbose

0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.399
<v Speaker 1>and all that, so they give him a little extra

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<v Speaker 1>looks are leeway and things like that. And I guess

0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Sean Payton is the same way. I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>What about John Gruden? Uh yeah, Gruden gets a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of that too. Gruden's if you look at his record,

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<v Speaker 1>even when he won the super Bowl in Tampa, but

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<v Speaker 1>the last several years as coach, he was very mediocre.

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<v Speaker 1>The last after that in Tampa, they were very blah,

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<v Speaker 1>not impressive, not impressive all that much at all. All Right,

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<v Speaker 1>what do we have next year? Let's see a couple

0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:22.800
<v Speaker 1>more of these amazing questions from Stevo, But not that

0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Stevo in Florida. My question is more for Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>not the douche nozzle from West to the four or

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<v Speaker 1>five Ben. Is it too soon for Kobe to be

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<v Speaker 1>involved in lame jokes now? Stevo, I think you emailed

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<v Speaker 1>me this as well, uh, in addition to posting get

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook. So the way I'll answer that is, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you gotta wait a year with Kobe. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you gotta wait a year. So we're not that

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<v Speaker 1>far away actually from the year mark, because it's the

0:22:49.400 --> 0:22:52.560
<v Speaker 1>year's winding up here in sont A way a year.

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<v Speaker 1>The other stumbling block that we have is that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>surrounded by Laker fanboys and historians and so they're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna want any kind of Bobe jokes on the air,

0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:03.320
<v Speaker 1>And that's the other issue. But if you get me

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<v Speaker 1>on a night when Coop's not there and Roberto is

0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:07.479
<v Speaker 1>not there, which happens every once in a while, then

0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:11.600
<v Speaker 1>it's open season. Why not? There are some good Kobe jokes.

0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Even Kobe, if he was alive, he came back with

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 1>laugh at the jokes. You think they're funny, and they're

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.119
<v Speaker 1>they're mild hemans. But I think we had a way

0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:22.240
<v Speaker 1>to hear probably and especially because you're also hurt on

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<v Speaker 1>five seventy in Los Angeles, so you've got a lot

0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:29.199
<v Speaker 1>of liquor. Fai doesn't mow, Please grow some rhino skin. Well,

0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:34.120
<v Speaker 1>that's wrong with you. Shame on you, Guesscon, bad job

0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:38.120
<v Speaker 1>by you. All right, we have some other sport oh questions.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about it, Giscon. Do you want to do a

0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 1>sport oh question? All right? Uh, Mike from americca Io

0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:47.440
<v Speaker 1>will write sin again. He says, what's the Lions chances

0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:51.240
<v Speaker 1>on the tank for Lawrence Mayhem? Are the Lions the

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<v Speaker 1>worst at being the worst? And you're gonna mess this up?

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<v Speaker 1>The Jets are gonna be the worst of the worst. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a dead heat. It's a three horse race at

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<v Speaker 1>this point. You've got the Giants as we're doing this

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<v Speaker 1>heading into the last you know, the weekend, this Sunday activity,

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.520
<v Speaker 1>the Giants at oh and five would have the number

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<v Speaker 1>one pick because of strength of schedule. Atlanta would be second,

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<v Speaker 1>the Jets would be third. The Lions because they won

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<v Speaker 1>a game, they would have the ninth pick. They're one

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<v Speaker 1>in three, they're one in three, so they would have

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<v Speaker 1>the ninth pick in the draft. So they have. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that Houston. Actually Houston's got the eighth pick, but

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<v Speaker 1>that goes to Miami, Minnesota's ahead of the Lions, Jacksonville, Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Chargers. The Chargers would have the fourth pick

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<v Speaker 1>in the draft if the season ended today and lose

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money. But it goes to strength of schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the is the big thing. I think the way

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<v Speaker 1>that the division is, at least to the NFC East,

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<v Speaker 1>the Giants are gonna fall their way into another victory.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is the Jets. No matter, well, this

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<v Speaker 1>weekend they played, they play the Washington football team fully

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<v Speaker 1>knows the Redskins. Se figure those teams probably split the games.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they split the games, then that's Washington at

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<v Speaker 1>two wins. That should eliminate them. The Jets. They have

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<v Speaker 1>no obvious win the Jets because maybe the Dolphins. But

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<v Speaker 1>the Dolphins looked like an average type of team to me.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't look terrible the Dolphins. They're they're not good,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're like a six type win team, six and

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<v Speaker 1>ten team, which is much better than a two and

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen type of team. So that's the deal there. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the playoff matchups if the season ended right now,

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<v Speaker 1>guests gun. The two teams that have BIS would be

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<v Speaker 1>Tennessee they have the top record four and oh in

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<v Speaker 1>the a f C. And Seattle would have because they're five.

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<v Speaker 1>And on Green Bays even though they're four. No, Green

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<v Speaker 1>Bay would not five. And note Trump's form which is

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<v Speaker 1>so odd team with one of the worst defenses, and

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<v Speaker 1>the entire National Football League is up there, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys would be in the playoffs. From the under five hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys would be in. They play the Rams, the Rams

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<v Speaker 1>of the five seed. As of right now, nothing better

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<v Speaker 1>than looking at playoff matchups heading into week six. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>your possible playoff matchups from the National Football League. Their

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<v Speaker 1>their games of note. Oh, that's right, games. We have

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<v Speaker 1>lots of games of note we would like to discuss

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<v Speaker 1>with enquiring minds. Would like to know, yes, that is

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<v Speaker 1>that is correct. Also, Adrian wrote in from Denver and

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<v Speaker 1>he actually gave us the I guess it's the call

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<v Speaker 1>in number. He he wants to have the Broncos play

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<v Speaker 1>by play guy on our podcast. On a Friday podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Logan, the Voice of the Broncos. You're a Bronco fan,

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<v Speaker 1>Guest guy so now that you can check your email,

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<v Speaker 1>you can see that number there, and you can try

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<v Speaker 1>to book Dave Logan as a guest on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I could try. No, don't try to do it. You're

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<v Speaker 1>usually pretty, You're usually pretty wishy washy on recommendations. Know

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<v Speaker 1>that the one NFL guy we were going to get that, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>he couldn't do it because he had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the track. Remember, oh yeah, yeah, we can get him on.

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<v Speaker 1>I put him on. Why don't we try to get

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<v Speaker 1>him next week that we can do that? No? All right? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>And Andrean also says I've been shaving my head for

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<v Speaker 1>over fifteen years. You should too be. The barbershop is

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<v Speaker 1>a rip off, I promise. I don't work for the

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<v Speaker 1>Dollar shave clot but they have great shaving products, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he recommended a certain six blazer, a six

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<v Speaker 1>blade razor, he claimed, as the thing why I I

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<v Speaker 1>did right back to him and I thanked him for

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<v Speaker 1>the for the tip. And I have trimmed the hair

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I've trimmed the hair. Um, let it go, man,

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<v Speaker 1>let it go. You know, it doesn't look I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>when I trim it it doesn't look as bad. It

0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>looks just like I've got like a buzz cut and

0:27:56.640 --> 0:27:58.680
<v Speaker 1>there's not that much hair there, so it looks fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I weird my hair, I have fine hair

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm a fine person. And when I my hair

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<v Speaker 1>grows out, it looks really bad, like really really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's it's it's disgusted. Everybody's hair when that

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<v Speaker 1>grows out looks bad. No, no, but I look like

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<v Speaker 1>I have no hair on the top of my head,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have it on the side. But yet when

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<v Speaker 1>I trim it, it looks like it's more balanced. Ok,

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<v Speaker 1>I got you know what I'm saying. It's an optical illusion,

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<v Speaker 1>is what it is. I'm the crazy nutty professor, is

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<v Speaker 1>what I am. Got you? Yes, exactly, all right, that's it.

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I think we're out of questions guessing anything else you

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<v Speaker 1>would like to add as an addendum to the podcast

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 1>or anything you want to throw in here. As a curveball,

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<v Speaker 1>B you've ended B or not to be. You're upset

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<v Speaker 1>because be or not to be Babylon B has become

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<v Speaker 1>very popular. You're bothered by this? Is that correct? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It's um. Tony Bruno loves the Babylon be. Yeah, Tony

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<v Speaker 1>Tony has founded He's he's into it. Yeah, he that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much radio he's doing these days

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:07.040
<v Speaker 1>since obviously with what had happened recently with Serious XM.

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<v Speaker 1>But he loves the Babylonbie. He's all about the bab Blambi,

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the bab bab Ba ba baby Lambie. So but please,

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, obviously with Benny versus the Penny. It's on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can subscribe, you can hit the reminder because

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:26.240
<v Speaker 1>it's on every Friday with us and thumbs up. As

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>you said during the shows, helps out a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>it helps out in terms of just marketing and production

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot. Yes, yes, a word of mouth. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>only way we're gonna grow this thing. So please help

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<v Speaker 1>us out spread the gospel. And you might not think

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<v Speaker 1>it matters, but believe it or not, it amazingly does.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back on the radio tonight Sunday night in the

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<v Speaker 1>Monday eleven PM in the West, on Sunday night, two

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<v Speaker 1>am on Monday morning in the East, four hours of

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<v Speaker 1>sports chatter will react all the things that happened here

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<v Speaker 1>on this Sunday in the NFL. So we look forward

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<v Speaker 1>that and whatever else happened the baseball season winding down

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<v Speaker 1>with the World Series coming up, so we got it

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<v Speaker 1>all to look forward to. I'm excited about that, Gasca.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fun time. It is a really fun time,

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<v Speaker 1>especially because the Dodgers offense woke up a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days ago. But now we's see if it continues into

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<v Speaker 1>another week. And if it doesn't, I know you'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a monologue. They'll take you off the rails. See the

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<v Speaker 1>great thing about you, guess guys, you know they tell

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<v Speaker 1>you when you're doing a podcast, don't date the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You've just dated the pud No, that's not true. You've

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<v Speaker 1>just you're such a dummy, you've dated the podcast. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a shame on you thinking about this the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think in a way that we shouldn't worry

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<v Speaker 1>about this because you put out so much content, the

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<v Speaker 1>things like they don't you know everything is not evergreen

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<v Speaker 1>with what you do anymore. Uh? Yeah, I try to

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<v Speaker 1>have it breathe a little bit. Don't have a lifespan

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<v Speaker 1>of a little while, you know, it's my goal a

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<v Speaker 1>little while. I don't want to have the fly lifespan

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<v Speaker 1>of a like a trash fly, you know, a garbage

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<v Speaker 1>fly or something like that. How about a squirrel or

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<v Speaker 1>a chipmunk? Uh in the compostmen in front of the mallards. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not not long for all right, I have a great

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<v Speaker 1>day today. Thank you for supporting all this nonsense, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll catch you next time. Be sure to catch live

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