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Speaker 1: That Way with me, That Way, uh and David Gascon

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Speaker 1: get you to listen to Benny Versus the Penny? I think,

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Speaker 1: we get this thing underway. But yes, Benny versus the Penny,

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Speaker 1: Week number five was was pretty damn good for you.

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Speaker 1: It was a great bounce back for you. And week

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Speaker 1: number six, we hope is is even better as we

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Speaker 1: can tain this long journey, turbulent journey, I guess because

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Speaker 1: that are getting pushed back or placed on by weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: weeks to do that. Yes, all right, let's see. Are

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Speaker 1: are questions to get right into. We don't have a

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Speaker 1: from the real fifth our email address, I have some

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Speaker 1: I have some email from that. Good good, because I

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Speaker 1: bag and Jason and Rocky Mount Virginia beats leadoff. He says,

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Speaker 1: since Ben has several food dishes named after him and

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Speaker 1: wondering if Gagon had a dish or a drink named

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to eat your food. My food dishes have

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Speaker 1: All right, Carlos, So that's a good question. It has

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Speaker 1: The other stumbling block that we have is that I'm

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Speaker 1: it's a dead heat. It's a three horse race at

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Speaker 1: I think this is the Jets. No matter, well, this

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Speaker 1: They don't look terrible the Dolphins. They're they're not good,

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Speaker 1: Cowboys would be in the playoffs. From the under five hundred,

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Speaker 1: Cowboys would be in. They play the Rams, the Rams

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Speaker 1: than looking at playoff matchups heading into week six. Here's

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Speaker 1: by play guy on our podcast. On a Friday podcast,

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Speaker 1: Dave Logan, the Voice of the Broncos. You're a Bronco fan,

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Speaker 1: Guest guy so now that you can check your email,

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Speaker 1: But when I weird my hair, I have fine hair

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Speaker 1: I got you know what I'm saying. It's an optical illusion,

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Speaker 1: I think we're out of questions guessing anything else you

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Speaker 1: Tony has founded He's he's into it. Yeah, he that is.

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Speaker 1: If you can subscribe, you can hit the reminder because

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Speaker 1: it's on every Friday with us and thumbs up. As

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Speaker 1: us out spread the gospel. And you might not think

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Speaker 1: it matters, but believe it or not, it amazingly does.

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Speaker 1: We're back on the radio tonight Sunday night in the

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Speaker 1: Monday eleven PM in the West, on Sunday night, two

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Speaker 1: sports chatter will react all the things that happened here

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Speaker 1: on this Sunday in the NFL. So we look forward

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Speaker 1: great thing about you, guess guys, you know they tell

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Speaker 1: not not long for all right, I have a great

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Speaker 1: we'll catch you next time. Be sure to catch live

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