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Speaker 1: Scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you need

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Speaker 3: Ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris h welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Coilgara.

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Speaker 4: Boy, there was some that was some historic technical issues.

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Speaker 4: I was sweating. I had to have you turn on

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Speaker 1: It's distressful.

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Speaker 4: It was definitely start putting these little last cards into

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Speaker 4: this nice device that zooms six. I'm going to keep

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Speaker 4: promoting them because it finally kicked in. But for a

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Speaker 4: while I wasn't never going to mention their name again.

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Speaker 1: It's been a real roller coaster.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was up and down for it was only

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Speaker 1: Oh, the emotional ones last year.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I was on a roller coaster for age twelve

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Speaker 1: I think that's what they call late puberty.

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Speaker 3: What so long for that stuff to grow in?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you were calling it and putting on the lotion.

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Speaker 4: Twelve years of hair growing softs, and those wouldn't work.

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Speaker 3: I'd go back to the nair. It's like you can't

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Speaker 1: No or nurture. None of it works.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't. I don't believe in any of it.

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Speaker 4: Sound, yeah, it just all of a sudden. I was

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Speaker 4: When I when something's bothering me, I let it bother

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Speaker 1: Out, to be honest, it was not only because it

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Speaker 3: And you're I think you're a little more ire than.

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Speaker 3: I think you know what you're right.

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Speaker 3: I am a little more laid back.

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Speaker 1: Yes, But also this is a huge amount of pressure.

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Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not this person that you're forcing.

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Speaker 3: Me to be here.

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Speaker 1: But I did make you wear those big like tribal

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Speaker 3: Monster makeup right, Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I'm in the little band who lives in here and

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Speaker 1: Man, no, no, no. So as we were doing that, she goes,

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Speaker 3: How loudly did you say no? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: And how immediately well, of course, And she draws blood

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Speaker 3: How is it? Your own blood is a beauty tip?

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Speaker 1: I think that I think a lot of this is bullshit,

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Speaker 3: It was all discovered when they saw how smooth Sissy

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Speaker 1: After Carrie is not aged to days and scary.

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Speaker 3: All you have to do is bathe in your own blood,

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Speaker 4: I'm almost got a facial But I went to a

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Speaker 3: Of a boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh so let's have opened some shit up for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it did it? Did? I like it on

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Speaker 4: I I saw the lord in that pool and the bottom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, can I do this at home?

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Speaker 4: Could I put ice in the tub and just treat

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Speaker 3: Yes, you have a picture?

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Speaker 1: Did they say yes?

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I want. I mean, it just

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Speaker 4: doesn't seem fun to do it at home. This wasn't

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Speaker 3: Not have it ruined my days. Yeah. I haven't done

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: I think it's like conducted the cold.

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Speaker 1: Well I think he is. He's also like six foot

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like monkey bread.

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Speaker 4: He could bite off your nose like a monkey. But

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Speaker 3: He has finger teeth.

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Speaker 1: That got your nose. I love the Rock because he

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Speaker 4: He's self aware. Yeah, it's so funny that he knows that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Or It's like, what a luxury it would be to

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Speaker 4: Time, but that you're a big giant. Yeah, unless I'm skateboarding.

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Speaker 3: It's like, that's what talk about your head larger than

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Speaker 1: Or you could then become a great architect, I really could,

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Speaker 3: Yes, and foot terrible, terrible, terrible, but yeah, all, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Okay, I personally love giants. I've talked about this before.

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Speaker 1: if we ever talked about Anna Swan, the giantess of

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Speaker 3: No, it was my favorite.

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Speaker 1: She's like really proportionate. So there's like lots of pictures

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Speaker 4: Well that's the kind of tall person that it means

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Speaker 4: they're not going to live very long, right, It's like

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, well that makes me sad. Is the

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Speaker 4: Oh God, there's a movie where the dad keeps lying

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Speaker 4: I could say nothing I say makes sense, Yet somehow

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Speaker 1: Oh it's because I don't just say I'm a fan

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Speaker 3: Any giant I bring up right now, you will know.

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Speaker 4: That's I think It's kind of happened to me a

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Speaker 4: few times on this podcast, but I think more often

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Speaker 4: than that people are like, you are somewhat right.

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Speaker 1: And don't be hard on yourself, don't tell himself short.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny when people we say things conversationally on

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Speaker 4: It's like, well you're looking it up. We aren't, like,

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Speaker 1: Also, I just like my answer always say is I'd

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Speaker 1: love to hear your podcast. I'd love to hear your

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Speaker 1: fucking podcast.

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Speaker 3: Take that everyone, Take that you.

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Speaker 1: Person listening doing us the huge favor of actually supporting it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, fuck.

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Speaker 1: You with anybody.

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Speaker 4: That's fun to say it. That's why Tony Robbinson's like

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Speaker 1: What's that.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say something, and I just kind of

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Speaker 3: And then at the end Adam Sandler.

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Speaker 4: And like a lot of people, I'm like, why do

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Speaker 3: Because his first ones were important to me. They really were.

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Speaker 3: But his stand up was so good was it? I

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Speaker 3: But I haven't laughed that hard really long.

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Speaker 4: But it's our jokes that are ridiculous, scenarios awesome, but

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Speaker 3: It really was. I'm like, oh man, I'm such a

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Speaker 4: And yeah, anyway, I just wanted to let everyone know

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Speaker 3: Oh, can I make eye contact? No, he won't look.

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Speaker 3: He won't look. He's in his tiny little yellow car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that it's just it's new breaks. They

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Speaker 1: That's way better than the fucking uh Honda Fit breaks.

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Speaker 4: It's that's and I've said this before, those are the

445
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 4: times that's during traff that I kind of wish I

446
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 4: was a policeman.

447
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I could just pull people over and give

448
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 3: them tickets. There's people all of even when I'm I

449
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: think I'm getting old, I'm starting.

450
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: To really see dad stuff.

451
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I wish I could give that that

452
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 4: guy's drunk right now.

453
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 3: I'm five years ago I was driving around all.

454
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: And now you're like, sit that slim's a ray.

455
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 4: Ask you put your hands up when I'm just holding

456
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 4: some fruit.

457
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: That's good. That's got a lot of fiber. This is

458
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say about Adam Sandler different from you

459
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 1: because I'm older and a girl, so I don't have

460
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 1: the happy go more relations.

461
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 3: I was just on the end tail end of it.

462
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, So and I was always like that's I knew

463
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 1: I knew personal stories from people who like worked at

464
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 1: SNL or whatever, where I was like that he's mean

465
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: to women. I met him because I did a voice

466
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 1: for Punch Drunk Love.

467
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 3: Right, Oh yeah, I remember you. You were on the phone.

468
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the sister on the phone. Is that's true? Yeah,

469
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean it was. I mean I couldn't have been

470
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: more excited to do it and be there. But he

471
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 1: was so nice and so sweet and like I can't

472
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: even explain how I was there ready to just do

473
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: my part and get out and like not get in

474
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: anyone's way, and how complimentary and like like supportive because

475
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: we had to improvise this conversation where I had to

476
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,719
Speaker 1: realistically be the sister that's like, you have to come

477
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: to this party and we're not taking any excuses and

478
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: like be a bitch jam on the phone and the

479
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: last thing I said was show up at this party,

480
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: fucking phony, and he like and then Paul Thomas Scander's like, okay,

481
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: cut and then he was laughing so hard and he goes,

482
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: oh man, oh fucking phony. Is there a worst insult

483
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 1: in the world, Like he was yah nice about it,

484
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: where I was like I just thought I just had

485
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: a bunch of dumb shit and I just kind of

486
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: want to leave, right But he was so lovely.

487
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that's how he was. Even right when he

488
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 4: got there, he's like, I like that sweatshirt. That's a

489
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 4: fun sweatshirt. Like I'm like, oh, thanks, oh yay. Then

490
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 4: and then after he said he was like, is there

491
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 4: any did you like that? Is there is missing anything?

492
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 4: It's like, are you asking me for notes? But I

493
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: did notice there was like a moment in the beginning

494
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 4: and the moment in the end that where there could

495
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 4: be a little callback because it was like the same

496
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 4: situation one was in the first joke, one was in

497
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 4: the last perst mention that and he's like, oh my god,

498
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 4: I can't believe I didn't I'm going to use it.

499
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 4: Can I use that? And I'm like, of course, you

500
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 4: just asked, and it was in my head I otherwise

501
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 4: would not have.

502
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 3: But he actually was thankful and he stock everyone's hand

503
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 3: like ten times. I'm like, seriously a big fan of

504
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 3: Adam saying like, the thing.

505
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: Is I love that because whatever, Like here's a thing,

506
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: especially in comedy, there's such a growth arc. When you

507
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: start you're so scared, you're so defensive. You're I'm afraid

508
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get picked or included. So everybody, boys

509
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: and girls, men and women. You go in and you

510
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: just kind of like have a duke's up, like, fuck everybody,

511
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight for my place or at least this

512
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: If that was in the nineties, it might be different now.

513
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 3: But no way I think it is. Yeah, then you.

514
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: Get as you as you age, you think, oh, well,

515
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: I've already been a bitch or I've already been a

516
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: dick to that person, or I didn't like them or whatever,

517
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: and then you slowly realize like once people have families,

518
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: they have children, and they have severe loss and they

519
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: really have real life experience, and they're like, yeah, this

520
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, like this is supposed to be fun and great,

521
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: and you're killing me emotionally inside, right, And then they

522
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: and then there's like that kind of beautiful like, yeah,

523
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: however you felt about a person twenty years ago, you

524
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: don't have to stick with it. Even if you told

525
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: everybody you hate anybody, you can be like, yeah, I

526
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: change my mind. I grew up. I have a different.

527
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 4: Perspective, and I see that a lot in people that

528
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 4: don't have to worry anymore, and they're doing well, all

529
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 4: of a sudden they light up and getting nice. Yeah,

530
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 4: and it's like a born again niceness. Yeah, like that

531
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 4: Adam Sandler guy. Though reeks of I've always been nice.

532
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 4: This is not even something I'm trying to do include you,

533
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 4: or say a nice thing to you, or give you

534
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 4: eye contact while you're talking, even though I don't know

535
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 4: who you are.

536
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 3: It's something that he's who he is, he's been always. Yeah,

537
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 3: I can tell. I can tell. I'm real good at

538
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 3: reading people.

539
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 1: Well. Also, I feel like I don't want to talk

540
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: out a turn. I said this already, but they feel

541
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: like there's someone I know who has been submitting jokes

542
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 1: to him, right, I just cannot remember who it is.

543
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: I feel really bad.

544
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're someone that's busy making I mean

545
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 3: as busy as that guy is, I imagine you'd have to

546
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 3: and you has.

547
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: But that's how everyone sayes it. Yeah, like every all

548
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: famous comics that you know get eight of their funniest

549
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: friends to go please help me. I'm now famous. I

550
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: have to keep this going. Yeah, can I pay you

551
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 1: to help me with?

552
00:26:59,720 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 3: There?

553
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: Are?

554
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 4: They're all very good at at writing for his voice

555
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 4: because it was great stuff and it was all in

556
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 4: the same voice, and it was all long five minute

557
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 4: bits that came that took this weird turn and he

558
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 4: kept doing them and there wasn't a stinker in the bunch.

559
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: I love it.

560
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not, Yeah, I'm not.

561
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: And so he's sting.

562
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that. I used to not like him

563
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 4: and now I do. I always kind of liked him,

564
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 4: but he's very His stand up is very good.

565
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: It's so awesome.

566
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 4: Like I haven't been excited about Netflix specials recently.

567
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 3: I already can tell that one it's.

568
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 4: Going to be and less all of a sudden, easy

569
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 4: yelling and or you know, tells it differently.

570
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 3: But this laid back Largo performance was really fun.

571
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: Now he saw you kill.

572
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 3: I did well. Yeah, And I get to go there

573
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 3: tonight again. I really like it there.

574
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: It's the best.

575
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 4: It is the best, and that audience it is like

576
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 4: we are paid. It's John Bryan, oh who I like

577
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 4: his music always always.

578
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him since the old.

579
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: Largo And are you opening for John Brian?

580
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 3: I think I'm I'm just doing twenty minutes somewhere.

581
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want me to go with you.

582
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 3: That'd be great.

583
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: Yay, do do? I'd love to see you do. I

584
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: mean I haven't seen your I haven't seen you do

585
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: a set in quite sometimes. Very sorry, Uh, it'd be fun.

586
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 3: Let's go.

587
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to. But also I just love, like,

588
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: I love the idea because Adam Sammer is just such

589
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: a thing in and of himself, and I love the

590
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: idea that he would be sitting in a club watching you,

591
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: like because he probably doesn't. He started to do clubs again,

592
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: but you know, like it's a newer thing, so he

593
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 1: doesn't know about what everyone's doing. He doesn't know, and

594
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: then he would come and see you. And then now

595
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: he fucking knows that you're the fucking shit and he

596
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: should know. Like the way you do comedy is different

597
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: than anybody else, and you deserve Adam Sandler's respect just

598
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: as much as he deserves yours.

599
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 4: Well, thanks, it's true, and he I think he was

600
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 4: just hanging out at the green room at the Hayworth

601
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 4: or the Dynasty Typewriter, the new sort of mini largo

602
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 4: that has opened up that it's really fun. He was

603
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 4: just hanging out in the green room with his little

604
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 4: daughters who are just tiny Sarah Silverman's Oh, and they're

605
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 4: really sweet, and they were, and he was just hanging out.

606
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 4: And then at the end whenever and was like, give

607
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 4: a hand for everyone you've seen tonight. It was no

608
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 4: one that anyone had seen that night. It was just

609
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 4: Adam Sandler and his two daughters, my manager.

610
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: And then some guy from the streets.

611
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: Oh wait, should we talk about what your manager gave

612
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: you for? Was that for your birthday?

613
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? It was a birthday present. It's really sweet.

614
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: Wait I owe you a birthday present? No you don't, well,

615
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: but I mean you told me. You told me the

616
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: like when that happened, this is for my birthday and

617
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: I didn't. Did I even acknowledge it?

618
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

619
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was so excited that she had made that

620
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: thing for us. It is.

621
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: It is really cool.

622
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 4: It's it's an air freshener with art from our podcast

623
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 4: on it. It's got our little heads so we'll play

624
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 4: right next to each other. And then the do you

625
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 4: need a ride logo with like a sunburst behind it?

626
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 4: And it smells great and I really needed it because

627
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: there was a sandwich under my past.

628
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: But I wonder we should see if we can figure

629
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: out a way to get off of those two people.

630
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 3: Yes, don't you think she's She's my manager.

631
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 4: Jessica has been met saying that we should make air

632
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 4: fresheners for a while, and I think even people on.

633
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 3: The old Twitter if is that that?

634
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

635
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 3: It fits with our our progress aesthetic.

636
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: I love it.

637
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 3: I love it too.

638
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: That made me happy? Well what if this this might

639
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: be too? Is John Bryan at nine or eight?

640
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: I have to be there at nine to twenty?

641
00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: Were you going to go home and then go I

642
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: think I will go home first, Yeah, because I'm gonna

643
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: say we could go to dinner.

644
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 3: Oh well maybe yeah. I don't need to change that much.

645
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah? What do you need? A button down shirt?

646
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: Just something warmer?

647
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: Do you have a sweater in your car?

648
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 3: I bet I do?

649
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 4: In the trunk an old bowling ball. I gotta clean

650
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 4: out my trunks to talk about. Let me list the

651
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 4: things in my trunk.

652
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, dunk in my trunk, gloves, junks.

653
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 3: So much junk in my trunk, my lovely lady bumps.

654
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: Oh did you see her sing the land?

655
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 4: I was I was like, hey, get off for back,

656
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 4: and then I watched it and I'm like, oh, weird

657
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 4: is uh, back on the old rock the Crystal Map.

658
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it because I'm now to the point

659
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: where I can't watch video online. I can't take it

660
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: in anymore. I've maxed out. Like I can't look at

661
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: Trump's face. I definitely can't listen to him speak. Oh

662
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: my god, anything else that comes up. I'm always like,

663
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't deal with it. But was it

664
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 1: that she was singing the national anthem in a sexy manner.

665
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 4: It was like she was doing a like, here's my

666
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 4: impression of my drunk aunt trying to sing nineteen twenties style.

667
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, but the national anthem?

668
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't even recall.

669
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 4: I kind of blocked it out and I only watched

670
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 4: a moment of it, but right away I was like, yep,

671
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 4: that sucks, duly noted. But I never she never had

672
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 4: my respect, I don't. I mean, she's a pretty lady.

673
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 4: But her other song was let's get retarded or whatever.

674
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: You know. You know she does have a huge singing voice, though, yeah,

675
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: that's we're.

676
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: Not using it. She's using a different voice.

677
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: She was doing something.

678
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 3: It was a weak, powerless voice with no tone. What

679
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 3: a jerk. I've become.

680
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: I mean, look turns out I do care. You went

681
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: to Juilliard. You know your shit, you know singing, you

682
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: know tone.

683
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 3: Mom mom me mo mo mo. Yeah that is how

684
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 3: she's saying it.

685
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh then I don't like it either.

686
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And I liked Black Eyed Peas before Fergie

687
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 3: you did?

688
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, what were they before? Well?

689
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 4: They were the only reason I knew about him is

690
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 4: it was a free to use album for this snowboard

691
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: video that my my friend and cousin Ross was in,

692
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 4: and they used Black Eyed Peas several times in the video.

693
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 3: I did the cover art for the video. It was

694
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 3: a fun time. It was.

695
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 4: It was the late nineties. Everything was great and free. Yeah,

696
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 4: it was great.

697
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: The music was free.

698
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 4: So I was like, I remember getting a lot of

699
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 4: albums when I was in Tahoe working for these guys

700
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: and this film company, and then that was one of them.

701
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, this rap group's great.

702
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 4: And then I saw a video and they were all

703
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 4: like X break dancers, and I'm like, I like that

704
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 4: and uh, and then it became music I don't like.

705
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 4: And it was around that time, coincidentally that they hired Fergie.

706
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: I wonder if they they were rebranding, and they're just

707
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: like now we're now, we're doing it this way.

708
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, in the beginning, they were very much a Jurassic

709
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 4: five Black Delicious type.

710
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like it was. I was. I was really

711
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 3: impressed with the music.

712
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: It's from the Ball, which is.

713
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: That it's from the Ball. I believe it. Cypress Hill.

714
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: Now, Cypress Hill even similar to Jurassic five.

715
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 3: Because that's the thing, that's why they are. I don't.

716
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 4: They were more like, uh, they were really it was

717
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 4: confusing because they were like all about smoking weed, but

718
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 4: then they just also talk about killing people and it's like,

719
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 4: but those are two different mindset.

720
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really are almost opposites.

721
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 4: But yeah, I was never a huge Cypress Hill fan,

722
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 4: and I know that's gonna get.

723
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 3: A lot of people all twisted.

724
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but well, don't get it twisted. Yeah, but not everybody.

725
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 3: That's maybe I should learn how to use some of

726
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 3: these new phrases.

727
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: Don't get it twisted, don't get it twisted. Chris did

728
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: not damn it don't.

729
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 3: Are we conversationally rapping?

730
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like it twisted.

731
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 3: Chris did not mean what he said.

732
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: White Bread go to bed.

733
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 3: The sound of a light clicking we should have a

734
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 3: help of casual talk wrap right before bed.

735
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Click.

736
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 4: You pay attention to your breathe and don't bother sneeze

737
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 4: because that'll wake you up.

738
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: The sleep with this puppy. It's harder than I thought.

739
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we have just canceled the idea we

740
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: just came up with.

741
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, Juilliard degree.

742
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: Also, I don't think I've come out in such a

743
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: strong stance against white wrap that I don't think I

744
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: could have been a part of that anyway, right right,

745
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: something I really feel strongly.

746
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 4: I felt strongly about it back when I was doing

747
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 4: a little white wrapping well Wed, I had friends. It

748
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 4: was a weird skateboarding crossover where someone gets tired of

749
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 4: skateboarding but they already have the baggy pants and the hats,

750
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 4: and so they're like, I'm going to hang out with

751
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 4: these visiting gang members in our.

752
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 3: Small town at Montana. So we go to this house

753
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: and we would drink.

754
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 4: They had forties in a fridge because they saw that

755
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 4: in a wrap video. And one of the times, eerily

756
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 4: there was like a girl upstairs and the people were

757
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 4: sleeping with her.

758
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's a prostitute. I'm had a weird

759
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 3: party and they had guns and shit. I thought there

760
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 3: was a DJ there and they these guys that were

761
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 3: visiting from California would had pretty much made us wrap

762
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 3: and it was really fun.

763
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 4: And we started doing their regular and they were trying

764
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 4: to start at blood crypts or bloods, I don't know,

765
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,240
Speaker 4: but they were nice and they liked this for some reason.

766
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you saying your cryps or bloods adjacent?

767
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 4: They for one summer and I think they I think

768
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 4: they would have fun at our expense sometimes and be

769
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 4: like I would hope so.

770
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 3: But they also the welcomed us in.

771
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 4: And there was one time they jumped up and down

772
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 4: on the hood of my car and I did hear

773
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 4: a gunshot?

774
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 3: Would I would run away and get scared and sleep

775
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 3: in this bush and.

776
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 4: I was drinking a lot, but my friends would stop

777
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 4: at my bush and pull me out of it and

778
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 4: put me in the fort Fair Lane and nice and yeah,

779
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 4: it was a good time.

780
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: It was I was very young. I mean, this is

781
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 3: a twenty to eighteen seventeen, I don't know.

782
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: And sorry, there were crips or bloods that were on

783
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: vacation from California in Montana.

784
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, and they wanted to start a thing. They

785
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 4: were getting away from some problems. I guess I like that,

786
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 4: And they could have said that, and they really weren't.

787
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 4: They were just, Hey, we're bad assts here in this

788
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 4: quaint liberal arts mountain town.

789
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: I love the idea that the movie we have to

790
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: write it's like eater crips or floods and moved to

791
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: Montana to get away from the pressure and stress of

792
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: being a fucking gang. And then they start like developing

793
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: town in the in the community, the college community.

794
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 4: While doing a little hiking and experiencing nature, yes the

795
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 4: first time.

796
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: And at one point, maybe in the middle or near

797
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,959
Speaker 1: the end, they have a majestic experience with an elk.

798
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: Right, it changes everything they could have learned from a

799
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 4: father who wasn't present.

800
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: That's right. They're like, you are now our father. And

801
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: then the elk snorts then and says, this is the way,

802
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: this is the way of the world.

803
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 3: It's time for you to experience a rocky mountain drive by.

804
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 3: He just dances, dance on your face. I don't care

805
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 3: if you're a blood or a crip, You're going to

806
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 3: feel the hoof tip. I'm pretty good at it.

807
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: Now you've really proven that you are gifted.

808
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

809
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything I wrapped about back then was kind of

810
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 4: fire sidey animal wrap.

811
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like the dearestick and pick

812
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: and she's wearing uh ca can't I glasses?

813
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just you're right. My ship didn't even rhyme.

814
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm one of those rappers that isn't about rhyming.

815
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm more painting a picture.

816
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about Cadence hand gusters. Then once again not rhyming.

817
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 1: And really, let's underline the not rhyming park. Avoiding rhyming

818
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: cannot happen, avoiding the rhyme. Have you ever seen like

819
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: old video of most stuff when he was young and

820
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: he would get into freestyle like circle ups whatever they're called,

821
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: and the ship he would do. I was just like,

822
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: I knew nothing about Wrap. Wasn't necessarily a fan except

823
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: for what was forced on me, like the fucking Beaci

824
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: boys all through high school. Please.

825
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a time there was a place and.

826
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 1: We can't we lave it in the past ever. But

827
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: oh so in this video it's it's like, you know,

828
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: it's almost like a wreck, like a rap battle or whatever.

829
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: One guy goes whatever, and then fucking most death steps

830
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: up and then ship he's wrapping referring to things the

831
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: other guy talked about, you know what I mean, Like

832
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: he didn't pre plan it. He was fucking really improvising

833
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: in the moment, right and it is so high level

834
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: and the fucking like the metaphors and the fucking language,

835
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: it's so mind blowing.

836
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 4: I think a lot of freestyle rap they do it's

837
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 4: it's kind of like what I'm doing. I'm pretending to

838
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 4: make stuff up on stage, but I have some planned

839
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 4: fake mistakes.

840
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 3: You know, my little I know you're at my fucking kimmick.

841
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 3: But I think a lot of freestyle rap is that

842
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 3: they're like, well I can fit in that.

843
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 4: A lot of it's written, and the only reason is

844
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 4: freestyle is, uh, you didn't know you were going to

845
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 4: do it that night.

846
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: Oh I see whatever it's like and.

847
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 4: You start at a new place and say what's up

848
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 4: with your shoes? And it's like, I got a rhyme

849
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 4: that rhymes with shoes.

850
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 3: I'm going to do that right now, you know what

851
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 3: I mean?

852
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: Booze, yeah, yeah, blues clues fucking start.

853
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 4: I have albums and albums of child TV show references.

854
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: That Brian, you're like Steve from Blues Clues. You fucking

855
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: left for college. Remember when Steve left for.

856
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: College but forgot your new shoes?

857
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: Remember that fan from the eighties new Shoes. No, don't

858
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: ask the audience questions. Just keep wrapping. They'll stop.

859
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 3: That is a rookie mistake with Prestell rap Is asking questions.

860
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 4: Climb, It's like, wait, why are you talking? But I

861
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 4: guess I did open it up for public warm.

862
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm being hackled now, God damn it.

863
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 4: So you were saying you can't watch any videos on

864
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 4: the internet anymore.

865
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't want to get involved, Like, yeah,

866
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: there'll be a thing and I'll be like, oh, I

867
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: do want to watch this, but it'll it's just also triggering.

868
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 3: But the good like all these the teens. Yeah, it's

869
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 3: really cool.

870
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 4: It's amazing we're in the midst even though everyone's there

871
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 4: isn't a fucking free loving drug culture thing to it.

872
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 4: But it feels very like a sixties time right now.

873
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 1: Yes, for sure.

874
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: And my dad was talking.

875
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 4: About that on the phone the other day, how it's

876
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 4: He was real proud to be from a time where

877
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 4: young people stopped things like the draft that was a

878
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 4: big yes, And it feels.

879
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: Like that right now.

880
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 4: And I can't believe how impressive some of these kids

881
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 4: are to where it's like and everyone's been reading that's

882
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 4: about how they should lower the voting age now, but

883
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 4: I really believe it. Yes, it's just that these kids

884
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 4: are so impressive. Well, I mean, I'm amazed by it.

885
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: It's incredible will And I like the idea of lowering

886
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: the voting age because it's like, well, if you could

887
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: get killed because of the policies, right, you should have

888
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: a voice in it. Yeah, Because they're those kids. It's

889
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: like they've they've taken a thing, you know, this this

890
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: whole thing with like it's it's automatic fucking weapon, assault weapon,

891
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: and it's like and you go to the place where

892
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: children are most vulnerable, and like, you know, when it

893
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: first happens, fucking Sandy Hook, where people nobody could believe

894
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: it happened, nobody could believe that they murdered a classroom

895
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: full of kindergarteners, and then everyone's in denial about it

896
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: until up until this point where it's like we've all

897
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: been in shock and the shock has broken and the

898
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: first people to move are the last ones who got

899
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: shot at who are like fuck you and fuck this

900
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: And it is amazing because I sit at home and

901
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is really important, but also so

902
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: is people who are getting deported to have lived in

903
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: America their entire lives or so is like, there's so

904
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: many horrible things going on right now. Yeah, but these

905
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: kids are like, yeah, well that's important, but we fucking

906
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: just got almost murdered and our classmates got.

907
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was a town hall, but

908
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 4: that n I believe it was an NRA town hall where.

909
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: They were feeling these one on CNN.

910
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 3: Just roasting them.

911
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was the best, I mean the clips

912
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 4: I signed, emotional thing, but it Yes, it was really

913
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 4: great to watch these adult squirm and these kids who

914
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 4: are fucking smarter than them, Yes they are, but just

915
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 4: hand them their asses. I loved it so much. And

916
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 4: that's who I'm saying. If you're a kid that cares

917
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 4: that much and you can go through all the stuff

918
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 4: that most adults don't even go through to be a voter, then.

919
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 3: They should be able to vote.

920
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: I really think so it's true, and a lot of

921
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: them they can register when they're seventeen, a lot of

922
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 1: them are about to start voting. That's the coolest part

923
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: is when I turned eighteen, I don't even remember. I

924
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: didn't care about shit. I didn't do anything. I didn't

925
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: just try to.

926
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 3: Rap and pass out in a bush.

927
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: I just wanted to rap. I just wanted to not rap.

928
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: But it's it's the kind of thing where things I

929
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: think part of the huge relief of it is that

930
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: it does feel like since Trump was elected that the

931
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: world has gone insane. Yeah, and the things that he's repealing,

932
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: you know, he's just basically like, oh yeah, all public

933
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: lands for sale, go mining in fucking Yellowstone, like the

934
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: shit that's happening where you're like, what, No, you can't

935
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: do that, And it's he's doing everything at once.

936
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 4: What's happening right now is what people would fear if

937
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 4: only children voted.

938
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I have.

939
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 4: A famous celebrity got elected and now yeah, it's it's

940
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 4: the most selfish things in the world are happening, and

941
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 4: so we might as well let children vote because apparently

942
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 4: old white guys become children.

943
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: Yes, they do well. They and these kids today were

944
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 1: raised by I would say a majority of parents who

945
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: were engaged, who are healthy, who are not alcoholics, who

946
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: are not fucking We're going to leave you at home

947
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: for seven hours. Like these kids have been raised with confidence.

948
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: They've been raised very.

949
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 4: Very you know, confidence is what blows me away. No

950
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 4: one there, they're even shy people anymore. Remember that was

951
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 4: what I was attracted.

952
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 3: To, that price quiet and looks like it gets depressed,

953
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 3: he'll be my friend the same. Now. It's like I

954
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 3: am a good speaker, right.

955
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 1: Because since American Idol, like everyone's ready to be on TV.

956
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: Everyone's funny, everyone's like can write a good joke on Twitter,

957
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: Like this is a this is a I don't know

958
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: if the word constituency is the right word, but like,

959
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: this is a group of people who nobody's even been considering,

960
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: who are the most underestimated because they're smarter than everybody, right,

961
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: they know how to use social media better, like they

962
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: know computers backwards and forwards, like they are in charge already.

963
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but and then I assume that and see that

964
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 3: in kids. But I throw up. Yes, for some reason,

965
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: just some food that I had yesterday made its way

966
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 3: back into my life.

967
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 4: No, they but they some of the things these kids

968
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 4: are saying it's like it's not even It's like would

969
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 4: come with years of living and some of.

970
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 3: This, some of this inside.

971
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 4: I'm I'm I'm really impressed with that shaved head girl.

972
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: Well shaved heed girl.

973
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 3: Shaved head girl.

974
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: What about the kid?

975
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 3: That is?

976
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even know where we fucking are anymore.

977
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 3: We've been here before.

978
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: We're in like Sun Valley.

979
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 3: I think it's beautiful. Let's go skiing.

980
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 1: Let's go to canyon.

981
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 3: I went skiing, did you yeah? Not to change the subject, are.

982
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: You thinking of sun Valley?

983
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 3: Yes, people are yelling not again. Remember it was a

984
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 3: sun City. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yes, christ park City.

985
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 3: We couldn't think of park City.

986
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: But like, did you hear the thing where they they

987
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: were interviewing that kid and they were like, you know,

988
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: there's some people online that are calling you a crisis actor.

989
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: And his answer immediately it was Wolf Blitzer. He says

990
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: that to him, and he goes, if anybody saw saw

991
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: me in this our past present production of Fiddler on

992
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: the Roof, they'd know I'm not a crisis actor.

993
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 3: Oh he made that's so cool.

994
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: He made that joke. Or it's just like instead of

995
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: going freaking out and being like, how Garret whatever, He's

996
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, that's let's explain how that's all kinds

997
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: of bullshit. And yeah, he was basically saying like, yeah,

998
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. Like we've up until this point, anytimes something

999
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 1: comes up, no one's questioning. Like the idea that they

1000
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: said Sandy Hook grieving parents were crisis actors is one

1001
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: of the sickest online, Like it's new things that's happening

1002
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: where it's like the disrespect, the insanity of it and

1003
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: the and that's like how it goes to show how

1004
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: those people will not let go when they're wrong. They

1005
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: will not fucking cop to it. They won't back down,

1006
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: they won't go, oh my god, this is actually a

1007
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: horrible tragedy. And I'm being a fudder.

1008
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 3: They don't care. They don't care.

1009
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: I did too. I think they're like our guns overall,

1010
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: and it's just like, you've gotta be fucking kidding me.

1011
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, if that's if it's really I think the most

1012
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 4: Really it's so weird that army. Yeah, arming teachers for

1013
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 4: they I make twenty thousand dollars a year.

1014
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 3: Sure, let me learn some some gun skills.

1015
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,919
Speaker 4: Well, I do agree, this is almost a conservative view

1016
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 4: of mine that maybe, uh, security guards and like the

1017
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 4: NRA should pay for metal detectors at all the schools

1018
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 4: if that, if you've got to have your guns, that

1019
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 4: at least make sure they don't get into schools. There's

1020
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 4: metal detectors at schools in Montana for years. Yeah, and

1021
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 4: and other place Bowling alleys have armed security guard. I

1022
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 4: know this school had an armed security guard also, but

1023
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 4: whatever he wasn't he was taking up shit or something.

1024
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: They said he hid.

1025
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 3: Oh fuck.

1026
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: Well, so I mean, like that whole idea is like,

1027
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: but when the ship comes down, whether you're a teacher

1028
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: or you're an armed security guard, that's actually not a policeman,

1029
00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 1: and that's fake.

1030
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 3: It's the gun.

1031
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 4: There's no you could be the most skilled person ever

1032
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 4: unless you also have a scary ass uh some sub.

1033
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 3: Automatic whatever machine gun Air fifteen.

1034
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: But when my sister heard him, Trump suggested that the

1035
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: teachers be armed. He's mostly talking about the coaches though,

1036
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: because he's a fucking lunatic.

1037
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the ones that are ex military.

1038
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1039
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 3: Oh, the history teacher, just say the history teacher.

1040
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. My sister heard that, and then she was in

1041
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: Lombardi's Deli in my hometown, which is like where everyone

1042
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: goes to get lunches lunch. Huh, And she goes, Oh,

1043
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: this fucking dipshit like at the top for a lunch.

1044
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: She goes, I was so angry. She's like, so now

1045
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: I don't just have to throw my body in front

1046
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: of the bullets to protect other people's kids, Like now

1047
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: I have to be shooting a gun, Like, way do

1048
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: I have to fucking do everything? And they don't pay me?

1049
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: Like every solution is make the teachers do it. And

1050
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: it's like, how about you fucking pay the teachers fund schools,

1051
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: make it so they don't have to buy fucking pencils.

1052
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 3: Like, how about you to know they'd make them buy

1053
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 3: their own guns.

1054
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, and you might get at fifteen percent

1055
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: rebate from Smith and Wesson.

1056
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 3: You can only use in the cafeteria for lunches. You

1057
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 3: have to buy yourself, that's right.

1058
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's it's lasagna credit. Go ahead.

1059
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 3: One day. I hope our entire economy is lasagna based currency.

1060
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: That guy just fully ran a red light with confidence

1061
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: and in a mini van.

1062
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 3: Ooh, someone doesn't care about their kids.

1063
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: Somebody's robbing a bank. Later, hur.

1064
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 3: Later, church.

1065
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: Stick up.

1066
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 3: Well I do, I do.

1067
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 4: I It's so scary, but changing.

1068
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing is like kids will out

1069
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 1: and kids standing up. It's like somebody's doing something because

1070
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: guess what. These fucking democratic leaders we all were like, okay,

1071
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 1: lunatics in the house, we got to start fixing it

1072
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: have just been like I've only heard from three of

1073
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: them for real. They're just like, well, we're gonna fill

1074
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: a buster until nothing happens, and then the same thing

1075
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: keeps continuing on where it's like, sorry, this needs to

1076
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: get fixed, yeah, or just to fucking roll the dice

1077
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: and get out there. I mean, like, look, there's a

1078
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: bunch of people. I don't really know what I'm talking about,

1079
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 1: but it's just the movement. It's like these kids being like, no,

1080
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: fuck you, we're marching to this fucking state capital. We're

1081
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: doing this, We're doing that. Where it's like it's it's

1082
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a tidal wave, it's gonna be a

1083
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: tide a wave. And it's such a great counter measure too.

1084
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: When we were shown all those fucking dipshit alt right

1085
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 1: dudes and their Fred Perry's shirts with their tiki torches

1086
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: where everyone went, oh god, this is the like, this

1087
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: is the thing that's rising up. No, that's the thing

1088
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: that like highly organized, talked about it for years online

1089
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,280
Speaker 1: and then they went and held tiki torches.

1090
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, a small group of fucking two hundred people, right.

1091
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 1: And now this is like, this is a whole different thing.

1092
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a Yeah, what was the statistic that

1093
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 4: the number of people that showed up to a Horsey

1094
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 4: based sex what is that called where they trot around

1095
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 4: and there's a pot plug and the horse play horseplay.

1096
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 4: There's like seven thousand people went to that specific meeting

1097
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 4: and only two hundred of these fucking dipshits, right, but

1098
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 4: with nice haircuts. I mean I liked all their hair.

1099
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 1: Look, we no one can argue that they're not stashing forward.

1100
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, but the news presents it like, well here's

1101
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: your new reality where it's.

1102
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 3: Like, no, it's fucking not Yeah it isn't. That's yeah,

1103
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: that's news also doing a bad job. Yeah not business.

1104
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 4: You know, I'm not this is gonna sound it is.

1105
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 4: There is some fake news out there, Karen.

1106
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I got to do some research. Well

1107
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 3: I'm going did you know I'm doing this tour?

1108
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 4: Is Paul Ryan doing these town halls, and there's more, yeah,

1109
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 4: more venues. It's places that I can't get in as

1110
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 4: a comic, and I'm doing a great place in Chicago.

1111
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 4: You Claire, we might be doing Jamesville where Paul Ryan

1112
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 4: from Minneapolis, I'm now doing comedy on State Street. It's

1113
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 4: happened in the last four days and so I now

1114
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 4: have to I mean, I'll field some questions from the

1115
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 4: audience as Paul Ryan, and it's going to be moderated

1116
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 4: by Andy Mane, who's a well informed, funny comic from Portland.

1117
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 4: That made me do it was like against my will.

1118
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 4: She's like, we're doing these town halls and I'm like,

1119
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1120
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 3: I'm scared. I don't want a real fan of Paul

1121
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: Ryan's to show up.

1122
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 4: With a gunpointed at my snowflake face.

1123
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 3: But I need to now do the work. It'll be

1124
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 3: in April and they're all back to gigs.

1125
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: Just oh that's great.

1126
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I have to do the research and I

1127
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 4: have to learn and do my homework, and I'm going

1128
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 4: to become a very political person in the next few months.

1129
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 3: I hope you're ready for them.

1130
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 1: That's I'm not I reject it. Okay, thank you, please

1131
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: cancel the right away. You should talk to Paul gil Martin.

1132
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: You know, when Paul gil Martin does that character, you know.

1133
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 3: What I even thought about. It's where I'm like, am

1134
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 3: I stepping on his toes a little bit? Does he

1135
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 3: do it anymore?

1136
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: He? I don't know, but you should talk to him

1137
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: about it, because he couldn't be a cooler person, right,

1138
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: He is the best, and it's not the same thing

1139
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: like his guy is made up. It would be really

1140
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 1: funny if he did it too with you. Yeah, you

1141
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean.

1142
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 4: Because we are going to do one in LA at

1143
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 4: the end, and hopefully Randy Brice we've talked to his

1144
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 4: people and he hopefully will debate with me. That's totally

1145
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 4: just a forum for him to actually talk policy and

1146
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 4: then for me to just be dumb and and cater

1147
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 4: to what he's trying to say. But I'm just most things,

1148
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 4: I don't have to be That's the luxury of this character.

1149
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 4: I don't really have to know too much because Paul

1150
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 4: Ryan himself doesn't and backtalks and avoids answering things and

1151
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 4: contradicts himself. That can all be fun to do comedically,

1152
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 4: and that's those are the quote jokes that I have

1153
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 4: to write.

1154
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: Well, it's the you find those like fucking James Adomian

1155
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: doing Bernie Sanders where he just started going the ten

1156
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 1: percent of the two percent of the fifteen. Yeah, yeah,

1157
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: you just find the thing that they're always doing that

1158
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: bugs people the most.

1159
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's comes so easy for James.

1160
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 4: But I think if I do a little research, and

1161
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 4: because basically my the only impression I'm doing is then

1162
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 4: I'm drawing a widow's beak on my hair.

1163
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: Well and also he does smile, he do just go

1164
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: shit eating grin of like, yeah, well.

1165
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 4: I hold I hold my breath while I smile and

1166
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 4: hopefully and I raise my eyebrows. There's facial things I

1167
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 4: can do. But he's got a voice that isn't I

1168
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 4: wish he did talk there.

1169
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 3: We all do. And I don't know where that voice

1170
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 3: came from. It's what we all wish a troll twelve

1171
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 3: years ago. But yeah, I it is. I'm gonna I

1172
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 3: have to the point is I have to watch a

1173
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 3: lot of these videos that you don't.

1174
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 4: Want to watch anymore, and I don't want to watch anymore.

1175
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 4: I'm not the trumpy ones.

1176
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 3: But I have to watch a lot of Paul Ryan

1177
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: yeah and pick up on his bullshit? Yeah what what

1178
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 3: there is of maybe kind of a personality and duplicate it,

1179
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 3: but the guy's not his personality.

1180
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: Plus, can I pitch something?

1181
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 3: Please help me?

1182
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: I think you should have a gabble okay, but nothing

1183
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: to hit it on, but like I get just a

1184
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: gabble around. And I also think you should have a

1185
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 1: bunch of cash on a any money clip that if

1186
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: you don't know what to say or somebody asks you

1187
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: a challenging question, you just pull it out and start

1188
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: counting money, like do things like that where you're just like,

1189
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: here's all the different ways you could be an intense douchebag,

1190
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: right right? That isn't even necessarily based in reality.

1191
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 4: Of course, I'm gonna lift weights on stage when I

1192
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 4: don't know something, of course, so I'm gonna have some

1193
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 4: visional of course, I'm going to come out on a

1194
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 4: skateboard listening to mate against the machine and that is

1195
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 4: not happy that he likes them. Yes, you know there's

1196
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 4: going to be and I'm out of nowhere. I'm going

1197
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 4: to say, today isn't the place to talk about guns.

1198
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 4: I just have a plan things. But again, I have

1199
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 4: a lot of writing to do. But I'm very excited.

1200
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 4: It's it makes sense to book a thing and then

1201
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 4: have to work on it.

1202
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 3: Yes, be weird to like create a show and.

1203
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 4: Then say now so the booking process and then find

1204
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 4: that no one wants to see it, But yes, it's

1205
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 4: I'm real excited about it.

1206
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: Also, it's good to have that a little bit of

1207
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: pressure where when you all speak for myself, when I

1208
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 1: do stand up comedy, I don't care and it shows

1209
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: in every fucking way possible.

1210
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 3: I have that too sometimes. Yeah.

1211
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you're hooked into like you want to

1212
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: deliver this thing because you've been asked to, you know,

1213
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: like it, it makes it more fun and interesting. And

1214
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: then it's a little bit of that like it revs

1215
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: it up because there's a little pressure.

1216
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 4: There's a fire under my ass that does not exist

1217
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 4: for just doing my what I've done for twelve seventeen years.

1218
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 4: You know, I got some jokes, I'll riff around them. Yeah,

1219
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 4: I actually have to do some work and I want

1220
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 4: it to be good. Yeah, just because people are already

1221
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 4: buying tickets and these venues are already promoting and I'm.

1222
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 3: Like, oh boy, yeah, I have to make the thing

1223
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 3: that people are going to be watching. Yeah a lot.

1224
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 4: I mean when I made these videos, that was me

1225
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 4: just talking out of my ass and trying to be funny.

1226
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: It's not it's not gonna. I don't have to become

1227
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 3: a politician, but I do have.

1228
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: To ta you just have to write jokes to get

1229
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: you out of type places, which they do all the time, except.

1230
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 3: Jokes right right. Yes, I do want to make sure

1231
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 3: there's laughs in it though.

1232
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1233
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 3: That's the only thing I'm really good at trying to

1234
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 3: make people laugh.

1235
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: That's the fun part.

1236
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is the fun part. Okay, I'm done talking

1237
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 4: about my thing. That was a shameless plot. I'm very excited.

1238
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 3: If you didn't know about it, no, aless, just it

1239
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 3: just happened, right Yeah.

1240
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a couple of gigs, came together yesterday evening.

1241
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: Nice.

1242
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all happening now.

1243
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: That's fun. Yeah that I love to be on the road.

1244
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: It's so fun.

1245
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 4: It is going to be fun. I just likely back

1246
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 4: to back days. Yeah, I've never you know, I've always

1247
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 4: just flown somewhere. It's like, well, I have a week

1248
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 4: off till the next thing or a month. Of course

1249
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 4: I go home, but for it to be you know,

1250
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 4: this is going to be April thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, the sixteenth,

1251
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 4: off seventeenth in Minneapolis.

1252
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 3: It's back to back.

1253
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.

1254
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 4: And they keep adding up because we have something to

1255
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 4: call a club and say, hey, do you have an

1256
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 4: off night?

1257
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 3: It's a Tuesday. We will go to that city now.

1258
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 4: And I'm going to be traveling with a group too.

1259
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 4: I don't haven't thought about where we're going to sleep.

1260
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 4: All spitball is outside of our putts.

1261
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: Okay, good, good guys, because I think you can airbnb.

1262
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: I think there's relatives in town.

1263
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, I have had relatives in every town.

1264
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: That's a that's it seemed like it was going to

1265
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: go in a rap direction. I was got nervous.

1266
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 3: I think we've done enough freestyle hip hopping.

1267
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:20,479
Speaker 1: Please for one episode. Is there anything that we need

1268
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: that we need to discuss?

1269
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, oh yes, we're getting close to wrapping it up.

1270
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: Is it wrap up time?

1271
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1272
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 4: I feel like I've talked too much during the the

1273
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 4: What do what do you have to say?

1274
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get back to what est thing. Well, I

1275
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 1: just realized, like listening to talk about that, I'm like,

1276
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: I just was talking to somebody because somebody invited me

1277
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 1: to do their stand up show, and I was like,

1278
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: I don't not doing stand up these days?

1279
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 3: And then are you what about? I want you to

1280
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 3: remember you promised the world that you'd start a band.

1281
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, and I told you.

1282
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 4: I've been listening to a lot of specifically the Nico

1283
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 4: case fronted New pornoun for his songs, and I think

1284
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 4: you should start a band like that because you can

1285
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 4: sing like her.

1286
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: Thank you. I mean I wish I could sing like her.

1287
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: That would be very cool.

1288
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 3: I want you to be in a band that it

1289
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,439
Speaker 3: can happen. Just put up a thing.

1290
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 4: My friend Colin moved from Missoula. He was in a

1291
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 4: Blue Grassy band. He moved from Missoula to Portland. Put

1292
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 4: up a thing and an entire band answered his note

1293
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 4: card at a coffee shop Bolton Board and then the

1294
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 4: band was the Decembrist.

1295
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: What yeah, are you being serious?

1296
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1297
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: You're friends with Colin from the December. Oh yeah, yeah,

1298
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: that's amazing.

1299
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 4: Yeah I did all there. There was a band called Tarkio.

1300
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 4: When we're in Missoula, and I did there. I'd made

1301
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 4: temporary tattoos and t shirts and stuff for him.

1302
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 3: Wow, they would go to my improv stuff.

1303
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 4: So when I go to Portland, he he comes in

1304
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 4: a disguise to my concerts, to my comedy concerts, to.

1305
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: The comedy concert.

1306
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like weird sunglasses and a fishing hat.

1307
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 4: Because by his wife is a very very good illustrator.

1308
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 4: And I went to art school with her and we

1309
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 4: had cartooning classes together where we'd be the only four

1310
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 4: people in there. Oh, specific drawing classes, but they make

1311
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 4: like children's books and she illustrates them and he writes them.

1312
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 3: They're cool people.

1313
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: That's very cool.

1314
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 4: But that he really did just say, hey, I'm a songwriter.

1315
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 4: I don't know what his card said, but I do.

1316
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that all of the people in that

1317
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 4: band were already an outfit and then and then he

1318
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 4: just fronted them suddenly.

1319
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 3: It probably doesn't usually work that.

1320
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: Way, but I mean, who always Let's.

1321
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 3: Go to a coffee shop and you put up a card.

1322
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna pull over here at Tokyo

1323
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 1: Yakatori and we're gonna put up a card in the

1324
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 1: bathroom and then we'll start. Uh, it's almost like a

1325
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: jam band from Tokyo Yakatori. There's people who like, oh,

1326
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: you have.

1327
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 4: To keep practicing there and meeting there. Yes, that's where

1328
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 4: the card got put up.

1329
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: It's where the car gets put up. Is kind of

1330
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: how you had to base your band and really theme

1331
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: your band out. And I would actually name a band

1332
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: Tokyo Yakatori if other people were into that.

1333
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 3: It is a good name.

1334
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

1335
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 4: I'm really fun to hear the insights coop on the

1336
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 4: music industry.

1337
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: Ye, how it actually worked?

1338
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what it's.

1339
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: Really like my friends, I talk about them all the time.

1340
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 1: But my friend Kevin's band sure sure when they were

1341
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: changing their name, their band used to be Junior and

1342
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: then they were changing the name, and he asked me,

1343
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: because if you have any ideas for the band name,

1344
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear them. And my best idea it.

1345
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 3: Wasn't called Junior Junior, was it.

1346
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: Nope?

1347
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 3: Okay, there is a band called Junior Junior.

1348
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: That true? Yeah, yeah, maybe that's why they changed it. Yeah,

1349
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: But my band name suggestion was swift Water Rescue, and

1350
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: I thought that was the best, great fucking name. It is,

1351
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: all right, So maybe we go from.

1352
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 4: There and it is something my brother in law teaches.

1353
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 4: Is that true as a fireman? Yeah, there he was

1354
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 4: with a bunch of other firemen and one of the

1355
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 4: guys actually he was talking about how to rescue someone

1356
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 4: in this raging river and then while he was teaching it,

1357
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 4: a real person was in the water and he rescued

1358
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 4: him in front of everyone, so kind of like that.

1359
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing.

1360
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 3: It was amazing. Yeah.

1361
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe my bance thing is that it's swift water.

1362
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 1: It's swift water Rescue, but out of Tokyo Yakatori.

1363
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 3: Swift Water Rescue, Tokyo swift Water Rescue Revival.

1364
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 1: Ya Yakatori tkd CCR. One of the great bands that

1365
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,959
Speaker 1: whose posters are so long because the name won't stop. Yeah,

1366
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: going down the.

1367
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 3: Page, one of the reasons Fogerty went.

1368
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 5: So lo.

1369
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: Uh oh, that's that's a pretty big church. Now we're in.

1370
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 3: Oh no, we're in.

1371
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: This is Glendale right or is this Bourbank?

1372
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 3: I don't know where we are.

1373
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: We're halfway between Burbank's and Glendale. I feel like, no,

1374
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: this is Glendale.

1375
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:19,439
Speaker 3: I think, well it is windy as fuck, wendy as

1376
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 3: it was. I went.

1377
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 4: I was excited because I haven't Mammoth is very far

1378
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 4: away and it was a six hour drive.

1379
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 3: But my roommate's girlfriend has a pass.

1380
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 4: There and her friends, her nursing friends, have passes there,

1381
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 4: and they let me sleep on the couch.

1382
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 3: But I didn't sleep because there was a puppy, and

1383
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 3: boy did he make noises anywhere?

1384
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: What kind?

1385
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 4: He was real cute, but again I just couldn't sleep,

1386
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:49,080
Speaker 4: real cuddly, but once again I am allergic. I snored,

1387
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 4: so no one else slept. It was a real disaster.

1388
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 4: Puppy but cute as the dickens. I just want to

1389
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 4: put his ear in my mouth and bite it, not

1390
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 4: with my kind with my lips.

1391
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 3: He was very strong and pit bully in the face,

1392
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 3: but he was he was not intimidating. He was just

1393
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 3: a happy doggie. But so he was like, I know,

1394
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 3: actually nothing right home about theme. But it was so windy.

1395
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 4: It was one degree and windy, and that mountain was

1396
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 4: made of ice, and you don't expect like it was

1397
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 4: a two day situation where it was like the mountain was, Oh,

1398
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 4: I don't know if that guy's talking to me or

1399
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 4: he's crazy. But well, when that's what happened up there,

1400
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,479
Speaker 4: some I got I was just talking to some girl.

1401
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 4: Everyone was getting drinks, and then some guy just came

1402
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 4: up and punched me in the face. It was the

1403
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 4: most bizarre What Yeah, he hit me in the jaw,

1404
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 4: and I looked at him and I just expected him

1405
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 4: to keep looking at me and realize I wasn't who

1406
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 4: he thought I was.

1407
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 3: That's how shocked I was.

1408
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 4: And then but then once I realized he was just

1409
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 4: randomly punching and he didn't hit me, and my jaw

1410
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 4: hurt a little, but he didn't hit me that hard.

1411
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 4: And then I thought, well, this must be the boyfriend

1412
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,320
Speaker 4: of this girl I was talking.

1413
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 3: I was like, how are you like? It was not.

1414
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 4: And then that guy, her actual husband, came up. She's like,

1415
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. That guy had no reason to do that,

1416
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 4: and she was.

1417
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 3: They were.

1418
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,080
Speaker 4: All of his friends were shocked, except for his one

1419
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 4: other friend that wanted to fight also, and then they

1420
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 4: saw my Nate came over and they were like, oh,

1421
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,600
Speaker 4: it looks like that guy could beat us up, and

1422
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 4: so they answered to it. But it was right when

1423
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 4: I was like, no, this is happening. I'm very angry

1424
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:32,519
Speaker 4: because it did make me mad.

1425
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 3: Well wait, sorry, then I was a fifteen year old.

1426
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 3: I wanted to fight him.

1427
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: But the friend punched you because he thought you were

1428
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,080
Speaker 1: trying to pick up on my friends.

1429
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,600
Speaker 4: I really don't think there is any reason behind it.

1430
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,600
Speaker 4: He came up to me and I smiled, and I'm like,

1431
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 4: what's that?

1432
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 3: What it?

1433
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 4: Maybe he misread, but he immediately punched me so quickly

1434
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 4: that I think it was in his plans.

1435
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 1: Oh, walking up to me, and then he's maybe crazy.

1436
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was like a little guy. I easily

1437
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 3: could have taken him.

1438
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:03,519
Speaker 4: He was like I remember I called him soft face,

1439
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 4: and I kept calling him soft face, and I think

1440
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,560
Speaker 4: that guy because he did have like kind of a

1441
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,919
Speaker 4: soft looking face with a slight mustache.

1442
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like I don't like my that I have

1443
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 3: like a not I don't have a lot of definitive

1444
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,759
Speaker 3: lines in my face. It's kind of a bretty face.

1445
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 4: He was a real retty Stonelli's in the face and

1446
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 4: I so calling him soft face really got to him.

1447
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 4: And I was filled with so much energy like a

1448
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 4: spring that I wanted to I have a lot of

1449
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 4: anger in me, but it was it was the wrong time.

1450
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 4: When someone hits you, you have to hit them right back,

1451
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 4: right then. Yeah, you can't wait for all these people.

1452
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 3: To get involved.

1453
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 4: And then that's kind of what I got upset too late,

1454
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 4: and I've been upset about it.

1455
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,599
Speaker 3: I keep having nightmares where I hit him back. Anyway,

1456
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 3: the point is, well, you.

1457
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 1: Got punched in the face, You're not in the wrong.

1458
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 3: It wasn't that.

1459
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,840
Speaker 4: It was not It was just a surprise. It's like

1460
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 4: it was like, well, my face is hot. I think

1461
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 4: that guy just hit me. And then the next day

1462
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 4: I jaw heard, but it was it was really out

1463
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 4: of note. But there's a weird thing about me, people do.

1464
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 4: I've been punched a lot.

1465
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:09,680
Speaker 3: I don't know why.

1466
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 4: I really it sounds like if someone was telling this story,

1467
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 4: it would if I were you, I'd think, well, Chris

1468
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 4: isn't getting the whole story.

1469
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:18,320
Speaker 3: It probably was.

1470
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 4: It really where I absolutely was in a good mood

1471
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,839
Speaker 4: just and people were dancing. It was like a mountain

1472
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 4: bar where there was a DJ and everyone's dancing and

1473
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,799
Speaker 4: it was kind of fun, and then all of a sudden,

1474
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 4: some dude punched my face.

1475
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1476
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, my only regret is that I didn't hit him back.

1477
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 3: Isn't that. I know it's not healthy, but it really is.

1478
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 1: Well, no, because you I think it's very natural because

1479
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:50,439
Speaker 1: someone someone comes at you, they were triggering all your

1480
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,440
Speaker 1: fight responses.

1481
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 3: It's just I didn't know mine kicked in so late.

1482
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 1: Well because you didn't know what was going on.

1483
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,680
Speaker 4: I was like, he thinks I'm someone else. Let me

1484
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,439
Speaker 4: wait here, and he's going to go, oh my god,

1485
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1486
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 3: I thought you were Gary.

1487
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 1: That's fucking athole time of my life.

1488
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 3: I'd say. People always think I'm a Gary.

1489
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:15,960
Speaker 1: It's your you are Gary esk. I will agree with that.

1490
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:20,759
Speaker 1: But also, that's so like if he wasn't overtly drunk

1491
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 1: or like, there's no indicators that it would be happening.

1492
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really he was drunk. Yeah, I you know.

1493
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:32,200
Speaker 1: It's funny. I have dreams sometimes, like I had a

1494
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: friend who we fought a lot gurbally, and every once

1495
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,599
Speaker 1: in a while I have a dream I punched her,

1496
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 1: and then the whole dream would just be the aftermath

1497
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: of oh my god, what's wrong with you? Why did

1498
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,479
Speaker 1: you do that? That's so crazy or whatever, And I

1499
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,679
Speaker 1: would wake up so relieved that I never actually punched

1500
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 1: her buddy, but it was because I was just so

1501
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: mad and frustrated by her.

1502
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:58,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that's yeah, it does. It would be relieved,

1503
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 3: because the opposite, even when you're in the right and

1504
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:04,160
Speaker 3: there's a fight, especially as I get older, but even

1505
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 3: when I was young, you wake up feeling terrible. It's awful.

1506
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:11,839
Speaker 4: Yes, I had to hangover emotionally from just getting punched

1507
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 4: and not even fighting back, just that the next day

1508
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 4: it was.

1509
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 3: Kind of bummed out all day. Yes, done cocaine or something.

1510
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: Well that because there is the uh that's like the

1511
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 1: conflict of any kind freaks you out. Like that's why

1512
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:34,240
Speaker 1: people get so fucking crazy when they feel threatened in

1513
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: whatever way, because it's that it stirs up in you

1514
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: that thing of like, well, what are you gonna fucking

1515
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 1: do now? Like everybody has a certain amount of PTSD,

1516
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 1: everybody has a certain amount of like this is what

1517
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,960
Speaker 1: my mother used to always say or whatever, where you're

1518
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:51,760
Speaker 1: all fucked up and you don't even know why. Yeah,

1519
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 1: that's so crazy.

1520
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 3: He really had that look on his face of what

1521
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 3: are you gonna do now? And I was like, oh, man,

1522
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 3: I should have answered it.

1523
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 1: Do you think he was like mentally ill. Do you

1524
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,560
Speaker 1: think he was wrong? It was?

1525
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 4: He did seem that kind of behavior. It's like, you're

1526
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 4: either it was a bet. I thought someone bet him

1527
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 4: I dare you to hit a random person?

1528
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't random because you were talking to

1529
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:20,800
Speaker 1: his friend's wife.

1530
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a but again, that girl's husband came

1531
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 4: up and he's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry

1532
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 4: that she's not even his girlfriend, that this is my wife.

1533
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,080
Speaker 4: I don't know why he did that. And I was like, well,

1534
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,840
Speaker 4: all I was doing and then she was like, he

1535
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 4: was just talking to me. It was I mean, it

1536
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 4: was a lady.

1537
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:40,639
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1538
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,600
Speaker 3: It wasn't like some siren that had me all wound up.

1539
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 3: Just some lady in a park.

1540
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: How are you?

1541
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 3: I don't remember what I said. Maybe I don't know.

1542
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 3: It would I'd love to get that guy's perspective. That

1543
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 3: would be a way to find out you were you.

1544
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,599
Speaker 1: Did you stick your tongue in her ear?

1545
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,600
Speaker 3: I had my tongue between my fingers and I.

1546
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:08,719
Speaker 1: Like that lady. And then he walked up and said,

1547
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 1: how dare you mock Jerry Lewis? Oh?

1548
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 3: I forgot about that.

1549
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 1: He was fan.

1550
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,839
Speaker 3: God rest, God rest that woman.

1551
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 1: God rest that of comedy ship.

1552
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,600
Speaker 3: It's amazing how many people were like, I am so heartbroken.

1553
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so.

1554
01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 3: No, I know, mind, I don't think so, Blaine, not

1555
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 3: on this time piece. Not a lot of people aren't

1556
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 3: wearing watches anymore.

1557
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:38,640
Speaker 1: That's right.

1558
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 3: Not on that cell phone, Apple Apple watch on the SUNDI.

1559
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:51,599
Speaker 1: About to about to pass the piclic Lanes, very special

1560
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:52,120
Speaker 1: place for me.

1561
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,640
Speaker 3: Oh is that?

1562
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 1: Now?

1563
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 4: I like bull and we try to go bowling in

1564
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:00,400
Speaker 4: Mammoth But it was everything there's really defensive.

1565
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:02,800
Speaker 3: I didn't know, just the cab ride to the place

1566
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 3: with twenty bucks.

1567
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 4: But it seems like bowling is cool again. And it's

1568
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,160
Speaker 4: fucking not in Montana. It's still like two dollars a game.

1569
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:10,600
Speaker 1: Oh, it's expensive.

1570
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:14,280
Speaker 3: I enjoy bowling though. Is that it's fun? I want

1571
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,920
Speaker 3: to get good at it. It's something I know I

1572
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,000
Speaker 3: can do later in life.

1573
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: Yep, it's super fun. It's you. You can talk, you

1574
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 1: can pay attention to the game. You can stop paying

1575
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: attention to the game, right, you can eat finger foods

1576
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 1: and then stick your fingers.

1577
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 4: It is something that I can't believe people are okay

1578
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 4: with it? Is there could there be a dirty or hole.

1579
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting and hilarious.

1580
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 3: And I'm talking about my mouth.

1581
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: No, it is gro It's like it's so gross.

1582
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:44,000
Speaker 3: It hit me.

1583
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,680
Speaker 4: Last time I went bowling, I was eating fries and

1584
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 4: then sticking my fingers in, which again I have tiny hands.

1585
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 4: People are like, why do your soft, dainty little hands.

1586
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 4: But suddenly when I'm bowling, my fingers are huge will

1587
01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:00,639
Speaker 4: Chamberlain flanges, and I don't. I can't find a ball

1588
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:05,080
Speaker 4: that will house these what our giant fingers only in

1589
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 4: a bowling alley. It's so funny.

1590
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:08,759
Speaker 1: Oh, because like the I see it, because the drilled

1591
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: holes are so small.

1592
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 3: Maybe it's because I'm going for like eight pound balls.

1593
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you always doing the pink ball, the pinkest

1594
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 1: ball you can findliest those are for girls? Oh nuts,

1595
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 1: there's a real delineation between girl balls and boy ball.

1596
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,639
Speaker 3: You know. I go for the big, black chipped one.

1597
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:29,439
Speaker 3: What's crazy is give me your worst house ball.

1598
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:33,600
Speaker 1: Like one that has metal inside.

1599
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 3: That's what it is. People used to be smaller, and

1600
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 3: I'm getting these old balls. That's right.

1601
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:41,479
Speaker 1: It's like when you shop at it, sixty fingers. Yeah, no, no,

1602
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. It's like when you shop at the

1603
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 1: first one and you get something that's from the fifties

1604
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:46,160
Speaker 1: and it's like.

1605
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 3: How is this an extra large?

1606
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1607
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, why is there still a dead guy's boa?

1608
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:56,040
Speaker 1: Well, because they didn't used to give cow's hormone.

1609
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 3: And he died from sweating.

1610
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:07,240
Speaker 1: To death in that jacket. We when we played bowling

1611
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:08,639
Speaker 1: over Christmas.

1612
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 3: You play bowling, We played bulowl.

1613
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 1: We when we went to check out, it was like

1614
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 1: one hundred and something dollars, and me and my sister

1615
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:19,160
Speaker 1: Nad are all like what the fuck? Like what did

1616
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:21,560
Speaker 1: we do? Because we just kept playing.

1617
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and there was like eight of us.

1618
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you gotta figure out either when is

1619
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,519
Speaker 4: it twenty five dollars for the hour or whatever that

1620
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 4: kind of deal, or how many games?

1621
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 3: You know, lets milk these games?

1622
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, really spend time setting up being shot because if

1623
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 4: you just bowl willy nilly, like let's go till this

1624
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:40,599
Speaker 4: isn't boring.

1625
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very expense.

1626
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:45,160
Speaker 1: It's very expensive, and it's also doesn't seem like it

1627
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:47,400
Speaker 1: would be, so it's always a surprise.

1628
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:47,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1629
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like seventy dollars.

1630
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,000
Speaker 3: This was a quarter. My whole life.

1631
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: But also no one likes doing this but me, Yeah,

1632
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,519
Speaker 1: why is it expensive? Mood?

1633
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,000
Speaker 3: Because they think they're going to be good at it?

1634
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 1: But you know what's fun if you go on a

1635
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,800
Speaker 1: league night and you can just watch people who are

1636
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,560
Speaker 1: good at it, like be great at it. It's so

1637
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 1: I love that.

1638
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 4: When I first moved here and someone at a birthday

1639
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 4: party and Chris Hardwick was there and there was karaoke

1640
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 4: and I was like, man, that's a good singer.

1641
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,600
Speaker 3: And then we bowled and he's a professional buller for.

1642
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:26,320
Speaker 1: His dad was his dad was yeah, And I was

1643
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:28,000
Speaker 1: like I couldn't, Like.

1644
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,600
Speaker 4: I can't even I'm starting to learn how to curve it,

1645
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,960
Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, it is really the secret to consistent strikes,

1646
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 4: Is it true? Is it coming in at an angle?

1647
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,840
Speaker 4: My whole life, I've tried to throw it as hard

1648
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,960
Speaker 4: as I can straight, and if it's a little off

1649
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:42,240
Speaker 4: center of that front pan, I'm like, that'll be a strike.

1650
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,080
Speaker 3: But not always.

1651
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 4: Every once in a while, it's like this situation where

1652
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:49,559
Speaker 4: it's like snake eyes or whatever. Split yep, one ten

1653
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:50,360
Speaker 4: split you know.

1654
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,680
Speaker 1: The one ten Yeah, the one ten split down by

1655
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,920
Speaker 1: the the one on one the third exit.

1656
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:59,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I yeah, it's I am. I've gotten aware.

1657
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 4: I'm like, get my, is this boring?

1658
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:01,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1659
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 4: I keep my thumb out and ask me and it hurts,

1660
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,320
Speaker 4: hurts my wrist, But I'm starting to learn how to

1661
01:19:06,479 --> 01:19:09,519
Speaker 4: curve it and it can hit anywhere. If it's coming

1662
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 4: in at an angle, they all go down.

1663
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:11,679
Speaker 3: Baby.

1664
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 1: It's so cool. Also that way, to me, there's people

1665
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,800
Speaker 1: who are like, oh, I like bowling, and then there's

1666
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: people like I huck the bowling ball like a softball sideways. Yeah. Yeah,

1667
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,799
Speaker 1: that's next level. That's like, that's so exciting.

1668
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is. And their leg curls up behind

1669
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:29,840
Speaker 3: their back like a skater. Yeah, some kind of.

1670
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:32,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes they throw a hand up, yeah, in a gesture, and.

1671
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:35,400
Speaker 4: Their shirt has a pin stripe down one side, and

1672
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 4: their name is Guy Fieri.

1673
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:38,639
Speaker 1: And they licked the ball.

1674
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 3: That's my favorite. You think it's bad just eating fries

1675
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 3: with these fingers. I licked the day of ball. I

1676
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:45,640
Speaker 3: lick that.

1677
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: Fucking ball the holes.

1678
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:50,040
Speaker 3: I don't think if you're tuning.

1679
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 1: It right then, I mean I think we just shut

1680
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,280
Speaker 1: it down. I think we actually wrung every possible bit

1681
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,439
Speaker 1: of talking out of this.

1682
01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,439
Speaker 3: Yeah. I car had a lot of talking boy today,

1683
01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:01,960
Speaker 3: and I think I covered them clearly.

1684
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did great. I think you covered politics. I

1685
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:08,559
Speaker 1: think you covered sports. I think you covered friendships without

1686
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:09,160
Speaker 1: him Sandler.

1687
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 3: Did I dominated this? Should I?

1688
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm not saying that.

1689
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying I'm saying it.

1690
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 1: Oh you're saying it, then it's true.

1691
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,599
Speaker 3: Here I am saying something again.

1692
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,280
Speaker 1: Oh what a surprise you're saying it.

1693
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 3: Oh, man, this is fun. But this is good podcast.

1694
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 3: We're good at this.

1695
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,760
Speaker 1: We're fucking good at talking. I can fucking check my

1696
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:36,280
Speaker 1: texts and keep talking.

1697
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1698
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:40,800
Speaker 4: You I wish I had your multitasking abilities. I can't

1699
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,759
Speaker 4: even hold a mic and say the word multites.

1700
01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:45,360
Speaker 1: Well it is two things.

1701
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah.

1702
01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:49,960
Speaker 1: Do you have upcoming shows that you want people to go.

1703
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 3: To before there's Paul Ryan stuff that happens in April.

1704
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:55,400
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm doing a show next month at Big

1705
01:20:55,479 --> 01:20:59,040
Speaker 4: Sky because they said I could get some tickets to

1706
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:03,000
Speaker 4: ski show on the day before Saint Patrick's Day. I'm

1707
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 4: at Big Sky, Montana, the ski area. It's it's just

1708
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 4: past poseman. If you are someone that's able to go,

1709
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 4: you know where it is.

1710
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,400
Speaker 1: Wait a second vote, it's a comedy show at the Ski.

1711
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,400
Speaker 4: Place at Loan Peak Brewing Company. Oh cool, they have

1712
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 4: they've had shows there before.

1713
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:22,280
Speaker 1: And and yeah, and now they are going to again.

1714
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1715
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:25,320
Speaker 4: The guy that runs at his Pals with Joe Borden,

1716
01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 4: a friend of mine that writes on Tasha's show, and

1717
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:30,880
Speaker 4: he wrote on that reality show I was on, And

1718
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,680
Speaker 4: oh great, I realized when I got in contact with

1719
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,599
Speaker 4: him there was a text from him from three years

1720
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,720
Speaker 4: ago saying, hey, do you want to.

1721
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:39,519
Speaker 3: Stand up here? And I just do you ever, It's

1722
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:41,920
Speaker 3: so amazing when you find these old texts. It's like,

1723
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,280
Speaker 3: it's good to meet you. Also, sorry I ignored your

1724
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,280
Speaker 3: text from the two from three years ago.

1725
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:51,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like the last the last texts two years

1726
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:53,000
Speaker 1: ago and they're like hey, what's up.

1727
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, before you reconnect with someone, you're like, oh, let

1728
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,760
Speaker 4: me see if I have their number.

1729
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 3: And the last text was like fuck you. It's like, oh,

1730
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,040
Speaker 3: I forgot that. I'm that's a person I shouldn't talk to.

1731
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:08,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's there's a reason we're not connected anymore. Yeah, okay, Well,

1732
01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: then big Sky comedy situation.

1733
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then in April I do the

1734
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,320
Speaker 3: town Halls and what these are is that going to

1735
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 3: take place in that you know? So far?

1736
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:24,720
Speaker 4: So far it is you Claire, Wisconsin. It is Chicago, Illinois.

1737
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 4: It is Madison, Wisconsin. Also not in that order. I

1738
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,600
Speaker 4: think it is in that order actually, and then no,

1739
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 4: that's the last one and Minneapolis is one.

1740
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:37,840
Speaker 1: Okay, that's awesome.

1741
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:41,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think more to come. It's it's uh, it's

1742
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 4: it's working out. A thing's working out.

1743
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 1: Well. And also no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't.

1744
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm just being this car.

1745
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:58,920
Speaker 3: Well we go to you're the rest of your head

1746
01:22:59,320 --> 01:22:59,920
Speaker 3: on the steering.

1747
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I can't do it. Don't make

1748
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,599
Speaker 1: me do stand up.

1749
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,640
Speaker 3: I want to make you, but I'm not going to

1750
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:09,160
Speaker 3: make anyone.

1751
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 1: Well, I told my friend, I don't think I got

1752
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 1: to this part of the story. But I told my

1753
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:16,559
Speaker 1: friend when I said, I'm not doing stand up anywhere

1754
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,559
Speaker 1: I go because the last time I did a set,

1755
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:22,280
Speaker 1: I realized all my jokes were these weird, kind of

1756
01:23:22,439 --> 01:23:25,840
Speaker 1: subtle compliments to myself. Like every joke, the point of

1757
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,879
Speaker 1: every joke was like, well, here's how somebody was interested

1758
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,760
Speaker 1: in me in some way, And then I just think

1759
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:31,519
Speaker 1: I've seen you.

1760
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:32,640
Speaker 3: I don't think you do that.

1761
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:35,639
Speaker 1: It just felt bad. It was like when you step

1762
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,439
Speaker 1: back and then you see the larger pattern of your

1763
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:46,400
Speaker 1: fucking insecurity. Anyhow, my band, Swift Water Tokyo Raman will

1764
01:23:46,479 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 1: be playing down at the La River on Thursdays. Please

1765
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: come down.

1766
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.

1767
01:23:55,479 --> 01:23:58,240
Speaker 1: We're to be rescuing fishermen out of the La River

1768
01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:03,240
Speaker 1: from Thursday to Sunday. Very literal band name, Yep, it's

1769
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:05,680
Speaker 1: more of a service that we provide the.

1770
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 3: County musical rescue.

1771
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1772
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, not emotional. Don't get us confused. Don't get it twisted.

1773
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:20,760
Speaker 4: Everybody too fast for my comfort. Well, I'm Ami said

1774
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:23,240
Speaker 4: for you to start a band, and he was everyone.

1775
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,080
Speaker 4: We made a promise.

1776
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,040
Speaker 3: What was my promise?

1777
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:29,080
Speaker 1: Your promise was to impersonate Paul Ryan around the country.

1778
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:31,479
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I can't remember.

1779
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,080
Speaker 1: We both had these were our New Year's promises. Yeah,

1780
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:39,040
Speaker 1: we had them, and uh was yours? Was yours surfing?

1781
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,840
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. I would never make that promise.

1782
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 1: I thought it was something like doing blah blah blah more.

1783
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:52,840
Speaker 4: Oh right, well, I mean that's not important. Okay, I'm

1784
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:54,400
Speaker 4: okay with breaking that promise.

1785
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:58,160
Speaker 1: All right. Well, since we're at my house and my

1786
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,040
Speaker 1: neighbor Chuck will be lived if I hunt hor Yes, yes,

1787
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:01,960
Speaker 1: well let's not do it.

1788
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:05,680
Speaker 3: I'll do, I'll do. Malforn. Okay, okay, thank you for

1789
01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,439
Speaker 3: listening to Do you need a ride?

1790
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 1: D y n A R oh my battery? Are you leaving?

1791
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home? Either way we want

1792
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:25,679
Speaker 1: to be there.

1793
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:31,120
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1794
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 2: time and a Turmano and Gabe. We want to send

1795
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 2: you off inside. We want to welcome you back home.

1796
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:45,360
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1797
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,320
Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine?

1798
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:49,920
Speaker 2: Malforn?

1799
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:07,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1800
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1801
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,120
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1802
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1803
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:15,120
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1804
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:19,040
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1805
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:20,559
Speaker 5: Do you need.

1806
01:26:26,960 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 3: With Karen and chriss mm hm