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Speaker 1: Loser. What up everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up everyone?

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Speaker 1: I'm Eddie and I know the least about the sports.

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Speaker 1: But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. They're

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Speaker 1: top of that, I don't know who's whos are the ones?

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Speaker 1: What's Joe? Addition to the intro, what's up, y'all? It is?

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Speaker 1: Says and I'm from the North, I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I love to shotgun at the bars while most people

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Speaker 1: are just drinking their beer. But right now the bars

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Speaker 1: aren't what they used to be. Maybe someday soon, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Coach the one down the street. This thing

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Speaker 1: to fill up. The shorts are getting shorter codes and

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Speaker 1: That's what people always say when they go to jail.

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Speaker 1: They're right, what's changed man? Since you went outside in

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Speaker 1: the outdoors. Well, the music is a little faster and

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Speaker 1: the shorts are a lot shorter. On which one girls

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Speaker 1: are guys. Hey, when was the last thing you went

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Speaker 1: to jail? Coach? No, No, that's just a thing. You

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Speaker 1: you know that's going to jail? And they've been in

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Speaker 1: telling me about the bologna sandwiches over. I'll take a

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Speaker 1: bologny with ard please. Here's what's I got out right?

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Speaker 1: And I had a co ed softball game him that night,

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Speaker 1: and someone on my code softball team was like, oh, dude,

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Speaker 1: how about that blogny sandwich? Like I guess that's all

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Speaker 1: like that movie what's it called The Longest Yard? I

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's unedible or what like, Like

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Speaker 1: I remember you telling me about going to jail. It

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Speaker 1: and it looks soggy at this point. Are you cuffed? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm already done cuffed. I'm fingerprinted, mug shotted, all that,

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Speaker 1: like I I've done all that. And you sit on

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Speaker 1: It is freezing cold. Everything cement, right, yes, everything cement.

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Speaker 1: And they put you in flip flops. They take away

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Speaker 1: different one to hang yourself. Right. So I'm in flip

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Speaker 1: beach to me. They hang you a pia colado and

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Speaker 1: just like and they keep it up like fifty degrees. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just to be mean like you think you say to anybody,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, is it a little cold in your day? Anybody?

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Speaker 1: like they've seen that, but they've seen that song and dance.

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Speaker 1: in a wal it's the elephant walk jail version elephant

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Speaker 1: But I didn't realize how busy jail was all the time.

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Speaker 1: six months. What And I'm like, you're like, my six o'clock.

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Speaker 1: my expired registration sticker. Big beard looks like a white

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Speaker 1: You know how like all these like a Frank Sinatra,

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Speaker 1: But you've had a buzz cut. Your haircut is the

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Speaker 1: So what difference does a week make? What I'm going

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Speaker 1: I think I can go three days wearing a mask.

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00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,640
Speaker 1: You see what your buddy Brady Brady, Yeah, Oh my gosh, hilarious.

422
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 1: Is so funny? Greatness read it? He said, Well, I

423
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 1: don't have a pulled up but he said basically that

424
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: he's been living in Vegas. For what he said, I've

425
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: been living in Vegas for thirteen years. Everything that Ray

426
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:23,359
Speaker 1: talks about happening in Vegas never happens in Vegas. It's funny.

427
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: Ready be hands props. But all right, so he gonna

428
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: is he invited, Now, hey, sore losers, locks might be

429
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: coming still on that one. I mean, he said he

430
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: wants to stay in the vicinity that we're at and

431
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: beat up for a meal or a gamble. He's not

432
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 1: gonna be in the cabanists with his shirt off. Not

433
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: then he can't be part of the party. Listen, if

434
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: he's gonna go, he might as well be part of

435
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: the party. That's what I told him, But he said

436
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: he just wanted he's a bouncer. He may he's gonna

437
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: go to the horse track. Boom, he comes back, he

438
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: chills with us at dinner, he puts some money on

439
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: black He doesn't have to stay with us all day.

440
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: But if he's gonna he might as well get in

441
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 1: the block of rooms. If we are a suite, whatever

442
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna get. I mean, there's other listeners from Vegas,

443
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 1: like be Hands and the guy we read the other

444
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 1: day that want to meet up. I mean, if you're

445
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 1: opening up to everybody, he might as well just be

446
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: in the party. Are you guys doing like a dinner

447
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: night where everyone sits and has a dinner, like an

448
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: official dinner. I think you'd be fun to do that.

449
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: In theory, who knows what ends up happening. It's gonna

450
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: be an s show probably, But yeah, dude, of course

451
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 1: you want to do some meals. That's the whole point.

452
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: Of going to Vegas. You've got to have those signature

453
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 1: meals that you have that awesome cabana that you rented

454
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: and then you had some great memories gambling. You can't

455
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 1: just put the whole gambling on the entire trip. You

456
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: just can't. Like I've tried doing that before and it's

457
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: an absolute miss. Gamble of the time. If as long

458
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: as you're winning, yes, but it's the people that get

459
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: addicted to it and they're obsessed when're like, dude, I'm

460
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 1: gonna go to the pool, hold on, hold on a second, man, um,

461
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 1: just give me, give me two more hands to the

462
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 1: black Dude, We're going to the cabana, like, hold on

463
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,719
Speaker 1: from Like, I've been around people like that before, so

464
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: I don't fear that that's gonna happen. But I'm just

465
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: saying it's been myself at times. Don't get addicted to

466
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: the gambling. I am okay with walking away from the gambling,

467
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: and I can gamble day. But it's raised bachelor party.

468
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 1: So the reason I'm there is raised bachelor party. So

469
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 1: if the group has done gambling and we're going to

470
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: the cabana or cabana, whatever you say, because I was

471
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 1: sat calling it cabana the other day, and I guess

472
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: that's not the right way that somebody said that. You

473
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: said it wrong, no less than a hundred times. It

474
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: was very odd. Please again, it's taco cabana in Austin.

475
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: What were you calling it cabana cabana? I don't you

476
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: can say either way? What do you say taco? Well,

477
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: apparently I said it with you two once. Like that,

478
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I don't know, I don't know anymore whatever,

479
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not in English major anyway in Spanish,

480
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: cabanah is English? Is it? That's that's Spanish? Where Like,

481
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. If Ray is ready to go

482
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 1: to the pool, then I'll go to the Poolbody wants

483
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: to go shoot those machine guns or tanks? Are you

484
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 1: going down? Did I pass on those? You did? Billy's

485
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: a gun guy. And I just said, I don't don't

486
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,479
Speaker 1: know what I mean. If we wanted to go out

487
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: to the sand dunes and do buggies, like, I'd be great.

488
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 1: I'll do that also a hundred degree desert. We're gonna

489
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: go getting some freaking buggies. You're gonna do buggies? I

490
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: never heard you say that in your life, you want

491
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: to go do the buggies and it's awesome. That's what

492
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I will do whatever. If we want to

493
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: go watch midget midget tossing, I will do it. I

494
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: thought you were about to say, you go watch a movie.

495
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is a movie? No, I probably would

496
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: not go. There's a good sad. I'm not gonna go

497
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: to the eminem factory either. I'm probably not eminent. Factory

498
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: is great. You can mix all sorts of candies into

499
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: one bag. I probably wouldn't do that. But if we're

500
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: gonna go to midget wrestling, great, I'll go watch it.

501
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: It's raised bachelor party. I am down for whatever. He

502
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: wants to go walk the strip. Let's go walk the strip.

503
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: Y'all should do the Taco bell experience. Hit me with that,

504
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: where you guys go and just you can make your

505
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: own tacos and your own little frozen drinks. You mean

506
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: just go to Taco Bella. Basically, it's really big, is

507
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: it really? I think other people can do? Or do

508
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: you have to be connected? You know? It's just it's

509
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: open to Taco bell It's huge that it's huge and

510
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: there's all that you can build your own stuff. It's

511
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: like I would not be against that. At eight am

512
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: on a Saturday, being hungover, we go make hero on

513
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: taco bell. That's fine. Yeah, I'm just saying. And he

514
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: was acting like it was a special thing, like we're

515
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: v I P. No, it's just open to the A

516
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 1: special thing, meaning the only that size in Vegas. They

517
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: don't have any anywhere else. Got you. But yes, like

518
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be able to walk away from the gambling.

519
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,719
Speaker 1: But yes, if if Locks is coming, he might as

520
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,719
Speaker 1: well be part of the partner. Still up in the air.

521
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: He has not booked his flight, but we're in talks.

522
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: He cared about that. Going to the mail back. We

523
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Hey guys,

524
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: I'm fourteen and listen to the show every day and

525
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: wanted to shout out Vacation. Oh yeah, rais hit from

526
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: last summer. It's on all my summer playlists. Give me

527
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: a shout out. I'm William from roswellt, Georgia. Anyway, By guys,

528
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: what in the shout him out? Coach? What in the

529
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: actual hell? It's his his song? No, it's his favorite.

530
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: It's on all his playlist. Dude, of all the songs,

531
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: that's the one he loved Georgia represent as a dad.

532
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: I feel like you shouldn't shout him out directly. Maybe

533
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: his parents and then maybe his parents will okay the

534
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: shout out. What it's a little weird for an adult

535
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: man to be, you know, talking directly the fourteen year

536
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: old bay on the bay. Here we go, the raps coming.

537
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Where's that route? You know you're gonna wrap with it, right, coach?

538
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: I think I missed the route right here? Right ray, Hey,

539
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: bab bab bab. Let's don't get the phone on Instagram.

540
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: Imagine these noodles are a catamaran and just float. Go

541
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: with the float. They called me Bobby Bones. Is the

542
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 1: ray moved moon dog? Shout out William from Roswell. There

543
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: we go, listen to that in the desert. I I

544
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: see Roswell, New Mexico. Roswell Georgia. Dang, I think we

545
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: said that, but you know that Roswell, Coach, I see

546
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. Thank you, the most popular Roswell

547
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: as New Mexico than you. Then I got some information

548
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: on Eddie's uh NBA two ka play. Here we go

549
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 1: somebody's played him. I mean, I'm just gonna say what

550
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: I've been told. I've played with Eddie, and let's just

551
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: say Eddie's guy is not very good. He's blaming it

552
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: on his Internet. But Eddie's guy needs to be down

553
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: under the basket. But Eddie, who can't shoot worth a crap,

554
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: wants to stand out at the three point line and

555
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: jack threes all game long. Who is that they have

556
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: played with me? Dang? Well? When I here's the thing

557
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: when you don't know how to play bare the well, guys,

558
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: listen here, here's here's the thing with the multiplayer at

559
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: two k uh. Every team I've been on for some

560
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: reason doesn't have a center, doesn't have a center, so

561
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: their team always has a center, and so I'm the

562
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: biggest guy on the court, and there's no way that

563
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: I can cover their gigantic center. So I'm like, all right,

564
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: I might as well just play threes because there's no

565
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: way and cover the center. Do you make the three?

566
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: According to this? You don't know. You think you're like

567
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: Joel Embiid, but you can't shoot you everything? Who who

568
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: should we compare Eddie too? As an NBA player, it's

569
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: a big guy that can't shoot. It plays out. I

570
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: would say, Johanna sent to Coompo, but he's improved his shooting,

571
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: but he makes the shots. No, he don't really make it,

572
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: doesn't make the depoint like Kevin Love Kevin Loves good.

573
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: I don't know talking maybe the one before. He's been

574
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: better as of late. I mean who, I don't know

575
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: who Eddie would be. He was a big dude that

576
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: thinks he can shoot threes. LaMarcus Aldrom Mecca Oka for

577
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess that's not bad executive. Yeah, you're

578
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard, but that is a perfect example.

579
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: He's Dwight Howard like you have. No, there was no

580
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: business behind the three point like and the way in

581
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: paint and here's the deal to the way I built

582
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: my player's so stupid. I just didn't know what I

583
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: was doing when I was building him. No, I can't.

584
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: I can't pick up the three. I can't rebound like

585
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't. It's so you can't shoot and you can't rebound.

586
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: You you can't. No, there there's skills that you said.

587
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: So when you say you need to do what Dennis

588
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: Rodman does and go into the gym and practice people

589
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: missing shots and listen to you non gamers. So you

590
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: better hope Michael Jordan's doesn't come on that court. He's

591
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: gonna beat your ass. So when you when you sign

592
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: up and you design your player, you have you cap

593
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: them at certain skills, passing skills on the paint skills, skills,

594
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: shooting skills. So I up my shooting skills. It just

595
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: takes me a while to get those, so I have

596
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: the ability for my shooting to be a plus three pointers.

597
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: Jumped them all because I'm still young. So what is

598
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: the one thing you're good at? And this game is

599
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: it passing? Are you like in a light you throw

600
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: guys alley youops? Because those are talking good handing out

601
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: a gatorade during time out. I'm good at passing. I

602
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: got a lot of assists. Okay, so you get assists

603
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: a lot of us Andre Miller. But here here's the

604
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: deal from two thou I screwed up when I built

605
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: my player. He can't get any rebounds, so there's no

606
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: point in in posting them there right under the basket.

607
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: There's no point especially when a big in the way

608
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: out the big center sometimes sometimes but I mean they

609
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: don't play like that. Teams multiplayer listen to. Teams are

610
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: looking for a player that can't rebound. Is not good.

611
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: He's big at shooting threes, you're not. You don't get

612
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: to pick your players. They bunch you with random people. Yeah,

613
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: it's not like I can pick, like, oh, I want

614
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: to play with that guy. That guy. They just go

615
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: you get there together, and they just team you up.

616
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: So what do people say to you on the headset?

617
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: They have to be bas s. Stop playing, coach, turn

618
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: the headset off, I tell you I do. I turn off.

619
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: Growing adults tell you to stop playing. They're not growing adults,

620
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: most more kids. Yes that, Hey, dancy give me the boat.

621
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: I said, give me the body, and stupid punk stwas

622
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: the no. And then if they keep if they keep

623
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: that up, then I'm just ball hugging the whole time.

624
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: So if I was to watch your game on Twitch

625
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: or something, you're just a big ass puddle on the court,

626
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: I may start twitching just to show please. I would

627
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: laugh so hard, like okay, so how do you get? Okay?

628
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: You get so they pass you the ball and then

629
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: you just never give it up. It depends where I'm at.

630
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: I mean if there are two guys on me and

631
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: then I'll pass it off even if they're when I'm

632
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: talking about, were these kids? Is it really kids? You're

633
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: just playing again. Now they're adults too, But most is

634
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: there like a forty year old Wall Street guys like, hey, man,

635
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: give me the ball. Let's go, let's go, get stocks up,

636
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: give me the balls down. Baby. It's funny because when

637
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: you start the game, everyone's a little friendlier, like, all right, guys,

638
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: let's do this, let's do this, all right, pass ball, Hey,

639
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm up, blah blah blah ba, I'm up. Comes the show.

640
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: And then once you're not passing the ball, or you

641
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: get a turnover or they steal for the ball from

642
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: you or whatever you miss a rebound, they're like, what

643
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: the man, come on some boosh? My ship got me

644
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: a headset. And I knew that. It gets vulgar, and

645
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: you know, they make all kinds of comments. I don't

646
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: want to deal with that. Where it gets awkward, did

647
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: is where grown adults are yelling at the kids, like

648
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: in cursing at him. It's weird. Like these kids started obviously,

649
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: but I mean you're you're an adult. You know they

650
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: started it's new, but coach, these kids sound like they're

651
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: five years old. They don't even sound like teenagers. I

652
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: just imagine my nephew. It's your son and my nephew.

653
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: Basically the ones that are playing. Basically that said, I

654
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: love that. Whoever mail that in they played me for sure.

655
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: They played the fact that they could pick Eddie out

656
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: of a two K line. I know, but I like

657
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: to actually be able to break down your style of

658
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: play means it's a very sucky style that stands out. Yeah,

659
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: I got a lot of work to do. Do you

660
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: know what my wife said? My wife did say, listen,

661
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: it's not because because it does bring me down, and

662
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: I talked about it before bad It really brings you

663
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: down at night that these people talk trash to you

664
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: on a video game coach, which if they're bashing him

665
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: and he puts up two points and guts five turnovers,

666
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: I'd feel like crap about myself. Anyone talks bad about you,

667
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: and you know you're listening to a coach, they're live

668
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: wherever their house is talking crap to you. It hurts

669
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: a little bit. So then I tell my wife about

670
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: She's like us, it's okay, it's okay to not be

671
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: good at video games. You're you're an adult. You have

672
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: not supposed to be good for kids. You have a

673
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: wife of a family, Like, this is what you're good at,

674
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: a good career. Don't worry about the video games. I

675
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: have to be like, you're right, You're right, all right,

676
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't worry. Have you thought about giving up the

677
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: video games and coming over to Katemino. None, you're still

678
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 1: playing that crowd, dude. Let me tell you so. On

679
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: A and B, I had on A, I had to

680
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: skip the eight one, and I moved to B and

681
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: I got to the seven one, had to skip but

682
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: C and D. I got puzzle four through eleven and

683
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: I went back to A and I got eight. Now

684
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm on to nine. Wow, I am doing so good

685
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: on Katemino now see. And I feel like he's getting

686
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: more from that game than you are the video games. No,

687
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: whoa coach that hand eye coordination. There's something to be

688
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: said about that. Working those puzzles like Tetris. It's amazing.

689
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: And I did see someone tweet me that they bought

690
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 1: the Akademino. How much is it like I bought the Deluxe?

691
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever have the time where you walked

692
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: in on your dad and he's playing video games? Never play,

693
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: neither did I. But so, Eddie, have your kids walked

694
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: in on you? See if I now that I think

695
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: of it, if I had walked on my and my

696
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: dad playing video games, that's just such a that's kind

697
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: of a low moment. Okay, okay, that's that's a good point.

698
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: What as a kid, what would you think if you

699
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: saw your dad playing video games? Like, what would you

700
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: think about him? What the hell are you doing? Come

701
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: come out and play basketball with me and brother? What

702
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: are you doing? No, I don't play while they're awake.

703
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: What happens? I would hope. Now what happens is I'll

704
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 1: leave my bedroom door or whatever, and our bathroom is

705
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: right next to my bedroom door, and so sometimes they'll

706
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: wake up to pee and they'll look in there and

707
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: be like, who's up, and there's dad. You know, there's

708
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: an underwear headset playing video I would have felt less

709
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: than my father felt like. You know, this is the

710
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: picture you envision Okay, Eddie just described it perfectly. It's

711
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: three o'clock in the morning, not so late anymore. Okay,

712
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning, Junior kids up to go pee,

713
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 1: and he looks in the room and there is Eddie

714
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: bags under his eyes, headset on and cheetos, still playing

715
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: the video game. Hasn't been outside in seven hours, No, coaches,

716
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: after they go to bed, I'm a normal dad when

717
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: they're awake, I'm a good dad. I played I played

718
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: tipped over, coach, I put that in the solo club.

719
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: So you don't like, let's say it's the weekend, right, like,

720
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: it's a Saturday morning. What time do you get up?

721
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: A nine? I have to have to wake up nine?

722
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: The latest full game of last night. It's the latest

723
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: second time. Do the kids wake up about seven? So

724
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,919
Speaker 1: you're sleeping in because you stayed up playing video game? Yes?

725
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: And your wife. Let's be real, my wife stays in

726
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: bed till by eight to. They just kind of turned

727
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: the TV on, or they go downstairs when you know

728
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: they like dad, why are the remote controllers dead? Because

729
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: Dad was playing them all damn night. Coach, you when

730
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: you were growing up, you didn't just kind of wake

731
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: up before parents and really, oh man, I used to.

732
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: Dad woke up and he turned off the air conditioning.

733
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: That's why he woke up. He's like, I gotta wake

734
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: up early just to turn off the A C. It's

735
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: gonna mean, here's what my dad would do, even in

736
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: the summer. He would he would get up and he'd

737
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: go to work at eight, and he would turn off

738
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: the A C. And then he would stand at the

739
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: bottom of the stairs and let's say he wants to

740
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: yell at Joe, my brother today, Joe, Joe, what time

741
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: is this? And everyone sleeping eight o'clock in the morning. Coach,

742
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm reliving that right now. What I'm leaving for work.

743
00:37:53,880 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: Who cares? Just leave? That's what lunch would do. And

744
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: they we leave it, they see it would be off

745
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: and we'd all get up. Yeah. Yeah, my parents always

746
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: woke up late. I remember this one time when I

747
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was elementaries, maybe fifth grade, and

748
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: I had made the music theory team. All right, oh

749
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: my god, alright, you want to share this? You want

750
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: to just cut bait? You want us to edit this? No, no, no, no,

751
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: we get it. So I made the team make a

752
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: note one time. This is the regional championships where you

753
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: would listen to music and you would name it, like

754
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: kind of name that tune, but but with classic exactly

755
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. All right, so I made the

756
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: team Johnny cash Fire. Yeah, No, as I walked the line,

757
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: I would have been out. Wow, music theory fail in

758
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: the regional finals. Regional finals, coach, How old were you

759
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: see your nerds again next year? Fifth grade or whatever? What? What?

760
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: What kind of music were you listened to? All classical music? Okay? Alright,

761
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: so so you weren't listening to the hits of the

762
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: nine no, like and Beethoven, Mozar all that. God. And

763
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: I wake up at like six in the morning because man,

764
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 1: I got my big thing. I gotta be there at nine,

765
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: you know, and they're at the Civic Center, Coach. My

766
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: parents were not like I'm like, hey, let's go, and

767
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: they're like, guys, it's it's it's eight o'clock, Like, let's go. Yeah.

768
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: I never had to wait my parents up. And it

769
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: was like I was late to the music theory thing

770
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: because it was Saturday morning and they were all grumpy,

771
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: didn't want to get out of bed, let him sleep in.

772
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: They worked all week, Coach. They were just embarrassed their

773
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: kids was in music theory and they were hoping you

774
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: would miss it. Good point, but I'll never forget that

775
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm forty one years old. I'll never forget that. So

776
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: did you get there in time to play? I got

777
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 1: there late, but they're like, just go in, they've already started.

778
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: It was you know when you walk into something like that, coach,

779
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: they already started your loss. Well, you're about to repeat history. Dude,

780
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: playing video games all night, Dad's sleeping in. Kids need

781
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: to write some music theory class. I got the regionals

782
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: this weekend and Dad's up all night with the head

783
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: set on. I don't miss that because of those moments

784
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: growing up my dad. I ran across country and so

785
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: I had to be there before school started. So I'd

786
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: go in and wake my dad up, and then they

787
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: get dressed and my dad would fall back asleep, get

788
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: to hell up. So then i'd wake him up and

789
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: we'd be running late, and the speed limit on the

790
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: highway sixty five, and he'd go fifty five because he

791
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: didn't want to break the like he wouldn't speed up,

792
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: and then we would be fifteen the venues right, and

793
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: probably didn't go that every morning, fifteen minutes late. And

794
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: if you ran into traffic, just be like you're across country, runner,

795
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: get it out and run, boy, No there was no

796
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: traffic at that time. It was like in the morning.

797
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: So your parents did wake up late, sometimes well later

798
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: than I need him to. That's my point, because when

799
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: they need me couch, if it's a regular day and

800
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: they're just they're just gonna hang on the morning, sure,

801
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wake up. That's interesting. I can't wait

802
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: for that age. Well, when they can wake up just

803
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: to do whatever, they do whatever they want. Usually what

804
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: they do is they just go straight to the TV,

805
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: turn on some cartoons and then one of the kids

806
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: or two two of them will go themselves in a

807
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: bowl of cereal or whatever. Amazing. So the parenting job

808
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: is done by the time you wake up to coach.

809
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: But we still got a baby in that five years old.

810
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: They can take care of themselves, six the five year old.

811
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: The six year old helps the five year old. And

812
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: they don't pour the milk all over the ground. They do,

813
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: they gotta clean it up. If they do, They've cleaned

814
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: it up because I've taught him to. I've taught my

815
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: almost two year old baby Box. He knows how to

816
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: clean up like he sees like, if he spills, tell

817
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: him clean up, no, no, If he spills his milk.

818
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: He goes, towel, towel, towel and dry, dry, dry, and

819
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: he goes and he wipes the mess up, and it's like, wow, dude,

820
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: and he and we didn't teach him. I think he

821
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: just saw us do it, and so you guys don't

822
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: know he. I think he learned from us. Dude. It's

823
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: a freaking breakfast table. And he's like two points eight assists.

824
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: What's wrong with your? Wife's like, what the hell are

825
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: you taught? What were you doing last night? And you're like, man,

826
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: I gotta get back on that game. Sometimes I do that.

827
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm in the morning. I guess who had a double

828
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: double last night? Assist in what fouls? Edie? Where McAllen McCallen. Okay,

829
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: check this out from the RADO morning time. That's not McCallen.

830
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: Cut right, the coach. I didn't know you got that

831
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: newspaper every morning that was easily to two and a

832
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: half hours away. This morning, I was reading the lar

833
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: Radio radio morning news. That's like from here to Knoxville,

834
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: from here to Memphis. It's like my mom, dude, she

835
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: sees a storm in Memphis. She's like, watch out. Mom's

836
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: hours away one average Joe in Texas Rio Brand Valley.

837
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: This is what happened. Bought a car and he said

838
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: he was looking through it. He goes, man, I think

839
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: I found some drugs in there. So they sent a

840
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: Knaan officer over there. They found seventy four pounds of

841
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 1: cocaine hidden in the car, eight hundred and fifty thousand

842
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: dollar street value. D like, he really just bought a

843
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: used car and had no ideas. I'm telling you, I'll

844
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: never forget that time we were driving in the country

845
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: and I saw a big trash bag fall from the

846
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: sky and land in the middle of the field. And

847
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 1: then and I was like, Dad, Dad, Mom, Mom, I

848
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: swear I just saw some fall in the middle of field.

849
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: And They're like, let it go. It was a bird ter.

850
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: He didn't see anything because they knew they knew obviously

851
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: what it could be. Oh, it fell from like a

852
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: plane or yeah, coach for delivery. That's the way it

853
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: was living down there. It was easier for us to

854
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: get pot than it was to buy beer. Easy. I

855
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: never smoked it, but I mean my friends when they

856
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: wanted it boom. That's interesting. It is tough to buy

857
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: beer here. Obviously you can't get it before noon. Grocery

858
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 1: stores don't have wine. Now they do and make a

859
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: tough coach. Yeah, it's not an easy thing, but yeah,

860
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: I found that an intertry story. I mean, you buy

861
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: I mean if I bought that car, like, okay, if

862
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: you buy it, do you call the person you bought

863
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: it from? Like, hey, man, I found something. Do you

864
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: need this bad? You called ile agent and say what

865
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: is the best route to Mexico? Coach, I believe when

866
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 1: you deal with that kind of stuff, the people that

867
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: get their heads chopped off, the people that get killed

868
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: are the ones that are missing the supply. Like you

869
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: lost the supply. Whoever sold that car, They're gonna get

870
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: their heads chopped out. Lunch would be good, he'd be

871
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: in the clear. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't. They're

872
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: not gonna go out for you, But you want to

873
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: help them that sold it to you and be like,

874
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: good coach, dude, you may not know this, but then

875
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: I worry. Okay, this is then what I worry. So

876
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: then I called that dude, and then that dude was like, oh,

877
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: this dude knows, so I gotta get rid of it.

878
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: None saying Hey man, I'm cool. I'm chill. Just hey man,

879
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm cool. Hi. Hey, you guys do your thing. You know,

880
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: I'm all good. I didn't see anything. I'm just trying

881
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: to help you out. But you can also talk around

882
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: it a little bit. How I was putting my kid's

883
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: seat in the back and there was issue with the

884
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: putting of the car set you know what I'm saying. No,

885
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what. The vehicle's fine. I sold it

886
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: to you. It was. Everything was working. What are you

887
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: talking about? You know the back seat, the seat belt

888
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: doesn't work. It's I tried. I tried to and it

889
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: didn't work. The back tail pipe is smoking, you know,

890
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: it's huffing. I opened the trunk and there was I okay,

891
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: I told you the car it's as is. We're done,

892
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: thank you, and put it on ask put it on

893
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: the Kelly blue Book. Dude, I don't care. I mean,

894
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: I I tell you about that time when they found

895
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: some cocaine in our news units right at work when

896
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: I worked in the news. I didn't tell you guys

897
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: about about that. I thought you did. Briefly A reporter

898
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,800
Speaker 1: like came in one days, like I found this underneath

899
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: the seat, and we have a log of like wh

900
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: who checks out what car or whatever? And they go

901
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 1: down the lock and there's like five, five different people

902
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: that checking on the last like you know, two days

903
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: and so were you one of the five? No? No, no,

904
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't one of the five. But but it was

905
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: like it was a thing because like the reporter comes

906
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: back and like it's a it's a bag of coke.

907
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: So we're like, holy crap, somebody here. I had a

908
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: bag of coke on them and they took it in

909
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: the news unit. Did they find the person? Never found?

910
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: I mean, no one fessed up. When you have five people,

911
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: you just me won me and they can't put it

912
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: on any drug test. Y'all are just because you have

913
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: a bag doesn't mean you do it. Maybe you're a dealer,

914
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: but you can drug test and they could find out.

915
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: They didn't do that because I don't know if they

916
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: really wanted to find out. Maybe they didn't. I feel

917
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: like I knew who it was. I think we all

918
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: kind of did who. I mean, you almost know now

919
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: before we go, is there any chance that he's going

920
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: to Vegas? Any chance? There was? Like no chance you'll

921
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: re consider No, I can't do it. Sorry, guys. Hey,

922
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: it's not a personal thing, it's it's a family type thing.

923
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 1: Corona Covid. Yes, if this is a normal time, coach,

924
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: I would be there for you, but you might go

925
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: down in the history books. Is the only groomsmen to

926
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: not go on the grooms bachelor party? And yes, in

927
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: the history me bones and I want that to be

928
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: noted in case there is a record book for that. Oh,

929
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: his nephew is not nephew, dude, he'll be I'll video

930
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: conference him and he'll be there in spirit video conference

931
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: me and coach nephew. He's coming down a week before.

932
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing a little day bachelor party with him, juice boxes,

933
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: all that. Oh well you got hey, I'm gonna take

934
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: him to the pool, the local community pool. Dude, it's

935
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: gonna be a bachelor party. Hey, will you base timing

936
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: from the from the pool with that twenty dollars you

937
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: got for beer money? When we're taking your shot, we'll FaceTime. Hey,

938
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 1: you know what that you just opened up a candy?

939
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: Do you know how many times now this dude's gonna

940
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: face him? It's like our waitress, Hey, is there anything

941
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 1: the waitress? Guys, don't mess with waitresses. They're just trying

942
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: to work. Don't be those idiots. Hey tell anyone kind

943
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: of deals we would have got if he was here.

944
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: Lunches to do the messel with waitress, Why I just

945
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 1: use that as a group. It's kind of fun. It's fun. Yeah, Listen,

946
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: they get the same crap over and over every day.

947
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: So they want to hear jokes and the want to

948
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: mess with No, they just want to work. They want

949
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: to have fun at work instead of the same old

950
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: crappy conversation. They do have fun back in the kitchen.

951
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: There was this one restaurant went to a long time

952
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and I'll never forget. There

953
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: was a dude and it was in Mexico, and there

954
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: was a dude. He would be like when he was

955
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. You would hear him go, no man,

956
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: singing songs, dude laugh and he'd come back out nothing,

957
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 1: no words, would just be like, you got the eggs? Yeah,

958
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 1: we must not be fun. Who got the bacon? See?

959
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. In the end, he would deliver

960
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: it and then he would go back in the kitchen laughing,

961
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: like telling jokes and everything, like is that the guy.

962
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: That's him and you would see him right out of

963
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: the kitten doors. Nothing that means he has fun with

964
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: the boy co workers on the line, not with the

965
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: old people at the kitchen. Man him work all right,

966
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: have a happy Wednesday, guys, Happy hump Day challenge tonight,

967
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: get ready And it was an epic one last week

968
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: West Bananas. What I wonder who watched the other than you?

969
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: A lot of people, A lot. You don't understand how

970
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: many people watch it and a lot. That's my question.

971
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know anyone that watched it. But you don't

972
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: really know. I mean, I don't think you you hang

973
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: with people that are watching good tvagers. No, there's not teenagers.

974
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: Oh there's teenagers are not watching? Is it still an MTV? Yeah? Dude,

975
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: And I want to thank our boy Daniel. His Twitter

976
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: is shark bait zero eight eight nine. He's trying to

977
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: get a to free hotel in Vegas. He's doing a

978
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: great messaging Park MGM, Caesar's I stayed at Park MGM.

979
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: That's not bad. No, it's not bad. Did you see

980
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: what I said to Caesar's Like Caesar's like favorite like

981
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: the tweet that he said. And then I was like, no, seriously,

982
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: we got millions of people like hook us up and

983
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: they replied and they said, oh, you know, I don't

984
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: know what our front nests will have in store, but

985
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: we can't wait to have him here. It sounds like

986
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: a generic message on Twitter. Yeah, that's not what I

987
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: was looking for. I was looking for free room. No,

988
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,799
Speaker 1: but seriously, Daniel, he on this one tweet he got

989
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 1: four retweets and fifteen likes. So maybe Park MGM boys,

990
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,959
Speaker 1: did we retreat it? We need to if we haven't,

991
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: I think I did. From the Swords. All right, everybody

992
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: have a great Wednesday, Happy hum Day. And Fight Island

993
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: is happening. It's in Abu Dhabi. What you're talking about UFC?

994
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: Remember how he said Fight Island? Yeah? Yeah, And if

995
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: sports don't start happening soon, we're gonna have to change

996
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: the name of this show. It's me like a lifestyle show.

997
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: We'll make it, uh ray Eddie, Lunch Talk, Wives, Life

998
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: and the Daily Struggles. Hey we can do that. We're

999
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: really could. But yeah, look at Fine Island. That's what

1000
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: it's gonna look like. That's cool. Oh did you see

1001
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: the last UFC? I watched some of them. They took

1002
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: our advice. They got out of the arena. Oh and

1003
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: they did in like a little studio about time. They

1004
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: probably saved thousands, had to right. Yeah, they went with

1005
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: what you said, smaller arena, and we're like, what's the

1006
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: point of what we said? On the show played at

1007
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Cowboys Stadium like crazy dude, the long walk in like

1008
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: they have a real short easy. So are everybody happy? Wednesday?

1009
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: Hump Day? Good day? The challenges at the right