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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's Telefano

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Speaker 1: tap tempo and miss pantalonis what in your pants? I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying it's time for the phone tap. Okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: And today our own Jose Blango. Most of that was

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Speaker 1: it's phone tap time. Yeah, yeah, today I think my

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Speaker 1: name is Pantalona Jose. He's calling a local diner. He's

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Speaker 1: out of breath, he has no clothes on. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's for a very good reason. Will the man

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Speaker 1: deliver his food to him still? Or will he call

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Speaker 1: the authorities? We're gonna find out in your brand new

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now. It's another tap on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for signer. My name is Andrew. How M I

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Speaker 1: help you? Hey? Hey, I was wondering if you guys

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Speaker 1: do delivery orders. Yeah we can do that. Okay, good,

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Speaker 1: I mean I thought I was about to pass out. Okay, uh,

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Speaker 1: are you all right. Yeah, now, I'm fine, thank god.

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Speaker 1: But it was a little sketchy there for a second.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you, man, I'm glad you're okay.

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Speaker 1: So what do you want to order? Um? Oh? Food?

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Speaker 1: I am so famous right now? I need yeah, what

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Speaker 1: what would you like to order? I just give me

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Speaker 1: everything out the men you please, just one item? One

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Speaker 1: of everything. Sounds like a lot of posts, a lot

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Speaker 1: of food. Yeah, my good. I need to get my

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Speaker 1: energy back. Man. I'm gonna be a celebrity soon, so

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Speaker 1: I need calories. Oh I saw, I'm camera ready. Are

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Speaker 1: you going to be a celebrity? You step? Yeah? Have

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Speaker 1: you ever heard of the show Naked and Afraid? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. I love that show. Well, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to surprise you with this, but I'm actually auditioning for

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Speaker 1: that show. Oh yeah, I want to test myself by

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Speaker 1: putting myself in the elements. So I burned all my

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Speaker 1: all my calls, and I try to start a fire

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Speaker 1: in my backyard. What and I'm pretty sure one of

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Speaker 1: the neighbors is watching me. Hey, missus Reynolds. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am naked. It's for a TV show. Sorry, do

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Speaker 1: you need medical health? I don't know, man, I mean

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Speaker 1: need some cellular help. Man. I smashed my phone with

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Speaker 1: a rock. I was trying to get a fire going,

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Speaker 1: you know, some sparks, so I could. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's how that worked. I didn't so, but luckily I

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Speaker 1: Terry was able to turn back on so I could

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Speaker 1: call you. And now I really need some food. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna starve to death out here. Sure, it's been

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Speaker 1: like at least for four hours. Man, it's my mind

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Speaker 1: is just so. You've only been doing this for half

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Speaker 1: a day, dude. This show is way harder than its scenes.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not even out in the wild yet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what's going to order? I'll take her down, but

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Speaker 1: I gotta hurry. I got a lot of orders. Sorry. Um,

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Speaker 1: what's on special for lunch? Yeah? We stopped serving much

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Speaker 1: like thirty minutes ago. Are you damn it? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: It's okay, sir, Oh I'm gonna die. I'm sure there's

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Speaker 1: something on the dinner men you that you'll enjoy. Okay, yeah, dinner, man,

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Speaker 1: you just let me get like a chicken sandwich or something.

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Speaker 1: You guys have chicken. Yeah, one chicken sandwich. I can

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Speaker 1: do that. Okay, Yeah, it's ironic because I actually bought

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Speaker 1: a chicken to put in my yard so I could

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Speaker 1: catch it and eat it. But I couldn't for thirty minutes. Man,

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Speaker 1: I was just running around in circles naked, trying to

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Speaker 1: catch that little you know what I'm saying, My sins

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Speaker 1: are fast. But then after thirty minutes, actually I got

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Speaker 1: so tired that he started chasing me around. Ye, So

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Speaker 1: now I would just love to eat some chicken ride

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Speaker 1: in front of him while he's staring me in the eyes.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's kind of a good idea. Doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound like this is going too well for you. It's

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Speaker 1: definitely a little bit rough, you know, it's not. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate you saying that it's way tougher than it looks

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Speaker 1: man on TV. I'm sure it is. I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: you're hurting right now. Have you ever tasted your own pee?

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Speaker 1: Because it's not as good as the guys on YouTube

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Speaker 1: saying it is out. It doesn't matter. I already died.

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Speaker 1: You tell yourself it's lemonade. It is really a daste

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Speaker 1: like me, sir. I've been talking to you for a

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Speaker 1: couple minutes. Now it sounds like having a rough time.

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Speaker 1: I want to help you, but I have other customers

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Speaker 1: I have to get to. I'm sorry. Oh okay, no,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, that's everything. Um, just let me know how

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Speaker 1: much it's gonna be great. It's eight dollars fifty seven cents. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I burned all my money as well as good I

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Speaker 1: just like trade your delivery guys some berries and like

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Speaker 1: my favorite stick for it or cash credit. I don't

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Speaker 1: have any control over that. Okay. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm gonna die in my own backyards with

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Speaker 1: missus Freddolds watching me. You're gonna be a witnesstant murder.

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Speaker 1: I would ask this render some food. I have to go.

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Speaker 1: I have to go. I'm very sorry. Sorry. Before you go,

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell you it's the brank phone call.

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Speaker 1: You have been awful. You've not helped me at all,

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Speaker 1: even though it's a prey. No way, no way, How

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Speaker 1: did you even believe me? Get out of here. This

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Speaker 1: is so safe from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: This is not real, your buddy stew set you. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill two. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill

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Speaker 1: him too and eat his body. Gosh, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: whether to calling nine one one or something. I was

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Speaker 1: worried for you. You still should. I've been in the

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Speaker 1: studio for two hours and I need to use the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Every morning with phone taps Wenday Mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties