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Speaker 1: Jebels second date update. The guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update today emailed us and says that
Speaker 1: he thinks his nerves screwed up his dates. Says he
Speaker 1: was nervous and now he thinks that's the reason he's
Speaker 1: not getting a call back. You gotta deal with nerves
Speaker 1: when you go out. I mean, I know for me,
Speaker 1: when I'm nervous, I always feel better when I cover
Speaker 1: myself in Jello. It's soothing and calming. And I'm guessing, Matt,
Speaker 1: you didn't do that. No, And I'm nervous just thinking
Speaker 1: about the whole situation, thinking about Jello or jubil covered
Speaker 1: in jello, and yeah, no, that too. Yeah, the jello
Speaker 1: is definitely you should have done that on your first date.
Speaker 1: Like when you guys are out at dinner, just start
Speaker 1: covering your naked body in jello and things would have
Speaker 1: been okay. You would have calmed down. Jello man always
Speaker 1: gets a call back. If I can get a second
Speaker 1: date from this, then I'll definitely try to. Okay, don't
Speaker 1: try that. So before we get into why you think
Speaker 1: your nerves affected your date, what's the girl's name that
Speaker 1: you want to call? Okay, Well, her name is Molly
Speaker 1: Molly okay, yeah, but I didn't know that for majority
Speaker 1: of the date. Oh no, oh, how did you not
Speaker 1: know her name? So? Okay, so we met a little backstory.
Speaker 1: So we met at a bar one night. Um, super
Speaker 1: cute and like we got to you know, drink. We
Speaker 1: had a few drinks. We were flirting and everything. So
Speaker 1: I got her number, but I forgot her name, so
Speaker 1: I just put it in as cute bar girls. Oh yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, that goes. And that's not her legal name,
Speaker 1: so I don't think all right, So I figured it
Speaker 1: would kind of come up, like her name would come
Speaker 1: up at some point, like we've been texting back and
Speaker 1: forth a little bit. Never came up, and I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna be like, hey, what's your name? Why didn't you
Speaker 1: do that? Wait? Can you tell me how to spell
Speaker 1: it her actual name? Yeah? I mean that's what I
Speaker 1: would have done. And then she spells it back to
Speaker 1: you and then you have her name. Oh oh, well,
Speaker 1: where were you in the situation. Yeah, unless their names
Speaker 1: super easy and then there's no other way to spell it,
Speaker 1: and you're like, it's sad got your name? Y? Well,
Speaker 1: the problem was I ended up asking her out to
Speaker 1: dinner still didn't know her name. Okay, okay, that's a
Speaker 1: conundrum that would make me nervous going into it as well.
Speaker 1: Oh no, right, well, I figured I could get would
Speaker 1: it would come up naturally in conversation. Again, didn't come up.
Speaker 1: Went to dinner. What did you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 1: She was going to refer to herself in third person,
Speaker 1: it's me. Maybe I don't. I think I was too
Speaker 1: busy worried about the fact that I didn't know her name,
Speaker 1: and how I was just going to kind of play
Speaker 1: it off. But what did you do to figure out
Speaker 1: her name? Well, the first thing that I tried, there
Speaker 1: was a couple that was like sitting right near us,
Speaker 1: So I just turned to them and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: is it your anniversary? You know, we're on a first date.
Speaker 1: She just said that. I was just kind of hoping,
Speaker 1: like I was gonna be like, hey, I'm met this
Speaker 1: is I was hoping she would say, Hi, I'm Molly
Speaker 1: they just looked at me like I was the weirdest
Speaker 1: person in the world, and they were just like, no
Speaker 1: snutter anniversary, they have shutout weirdo, okay pretty much. So
Speaker 1: that didn't work. So I gave her a nickname. I
Speaker 1: was calling her Dimples because the only thing that because
Speaker 1: she had cute dimples, that was the only thing that
Speaker 1: I think of at the moment. So I was just yet,
Speaker 1: did she like that or not? Because nick names, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you like the person that gives you the nickname cute,
Speaker 1: if you don't really condescending it an ax chess. So
Speaker 1: in order to shield the fact that you didn't know
Speaker 1: her name, you just gave her a nickname and said, off,
Speaker 1: call you this pretty well. Yeah, but I just kept
Speaker 1: because I kind of just thought it was a natural thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, dimples, you know, we've you have a nickname? Now?
Speaker 1: Oh god, just talking about it all right? So obviously
Speaker 1: you know her name, now, how'd you figure it out? Well?
Speaker 1: We So another time I try. We're walking down the street,
Speaker 1: came across some people doing like signing petition things. So
Speaker 1: I'm trying to convince her to sign the petition. I'm like,
Speaker 1: come on, you know it'd be fun. It was the
Speaker 1: stand up or so. I don't even remember. I don't
Speaker 1: even remember what the petition was for. It's like a
Speaker 1: petition to like murder puppies, and you're like, let's do this.
Speaker 1: I'm all for that, all right, I would come on,
Speaker 1: come on, what's fine. You know She's like, now, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do wrong date right now. I don't
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to sign up for anything
Speaker 1: like that. Oh oh, why didn't Okay, at this point
Speaker 1: you should have been like, hey, you want to play game,
Speaker 1: let's see who's driver's license photo is worse? Again? All
Speaker 1: of these ideas sound great now. Finally, so I saw
Speaker 1: Starbucks and I was like, let's go just let's go
Speaker 1: to Starbucks and get a drink. Let's get a coffee
Speaker 1: at Starbucks. Oh yeah, because they ask your name unless
Speaker 1: she orders under your name, and then they just call
Speaker 1: your name for all the coffies. Well what they said,
Speaker 1: what's the name? I just kind of looked at her,
Speaker 1: you know, we'll just looked at her real quick. But
Speaker 1: finally they wrote it on the cup called it out.
Speaker 1: So finally figured it out. But that was by the
Speaker 1: end of the date. Oh my god, and now she
Speaker 1: hasn't called me back. How did the date end? I
Speaker 1: mean everything that we didn't end on a kissor anything,
Speaker 1: which is one of those Hey have a great night
Speaker 1: and i'll hopefully talk to you soon, you know. She's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds good. It sounds like you could have been an
Speaker 1: awful date because the only thing you were concentrated on
Speaker 1: the entire time was finding out her name. Right, That's
Speaker 1: the thing. That's what I'm worried about. I'm worried that
Speaker 1: I put too much effort into trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what her name was and didn't pay any attention to
Speaker 1: her right. Yeah. I mean, or you could have just
Speaker 1: been honest with her in the at the beginning and
Speaker 1: be like, I'm sorry, I was drinking that night. I
Speaker 1: put you in his cute bar girl. What's your name? Right?
Speaker 1: And now I feel like I've dug the hole so
Speaker 1: much that that I can't go like I've already figured
Speaker 1: out the name, which I don't know. I guess down
Speaker 1: the road that would be a funny story, but right
Speaker 1: now I'm too worried that that would put her off. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song and then come back and
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 1: that would be so awesome. I'd appreciate it. Hang out
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's second date update, we have a
Speaker 1: dude on the phone. I can't remember his name right now,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna call him Bridges. Hey, Bridges, you're
Speaker 1: ready to do your second date update? Yes? Absolutely. Matt
Speaker 1: is on the phone, and Matt wants to call a
Speaker 1: girl named Molly. He thinks that the fact he didn't
Speaker 1: remember her name on the date might be the reason
Speaker 1: that she's not calling him back. They met at a
Speaker 1: bar and he put her number in his phone and
Speaker 1: just put the name in as cute girl at the
Speaker 1: bar or something like that, and then came time for
Speaker 1: them to go out, and he didn't know her name
Speaker 1: was Molly, so he kept trying little things to get
Speaker 1: her name, and he thinks that that probably is what
Speaker 1: did him in, because it was maybe obvious that he
Speaker 1: didn't know her name. Matt, if it does have something
Speaker 1: to do with the way you were acting, do you
Speaker 1: want us to tell her that it was because you've
Speaker 1: forgot her name or no? So yeah, so I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to tell her myself because I think it's
Speaker 1: something that should come from me. And now you guys, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're ready to just be honest and see if
Speaker 1: she'll give you another chance and forgive you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's give that a try. I think it's a
Speaker 1: that's a good way to live your life. It's what
Speaker 1: you should have done the first time around. But you
Speaker 1: know what, everyone deserves a second chance. Well cool, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really embarrassed, like really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. Okay, Well, I'm gonna doll her
Speaker 1: fund of it right now and see if we can
Speaker 1: figure out what the problem was. Here we go. Hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Molly? Yeah? Is this hey Molly? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who Jebil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. A radio show, okay, like a
Speaker 1: show that's on the radio that people can listen to
Speaker 1: or they can not listen to. Okay, why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? Did I win something or what's going on? No,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update, So where if you
Speaker 1: go out with somebody on a date and then end
Speaker 1: up not calling them after, they can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and see if we can
Speaker 1: figure it out. So you went out with a dude
Speaker 1: named Matt the other day, Oh yes I did. And
Speaker 1: Matt listens to our show and he told us about
Speaker 1: your date. Buddy thinks that you're blowing him off. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of true. He actually wasn't too surprised that
Speaker 1: you're blowing him off. He felt like he like, really
Speaker 1: blew it on your guys's date. Well, yeah, he kind
Speaker 1: of did. He really did. Actually, what did he do?
Speaker 1: I mean it was just weird and awkward from the
Speaker 1: get go. I mean I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: explain it. You know, we're sitting down at dinner and
Speaker 1: we're chit chatting, getting to know each other, and out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, he calls me Dimples. Yeah, he gave you
Speaker 1: a nickname. We wanted to call you Dimples. Did you
Speaker 1: like it? No? That's the thing about nicknames. You can't
Speaker 1: really make up nicknames for people that you just met.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a little baby, right, I know.
Speaker 1: I have dimples. I don't even know you like that,
Speaker 1: but you're calling me a nickname already. Did you tell
Speaker 1: him that you didn't like it to call you something else?
Speaker 1: You know, I was going to do that, and then
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, it's first date. I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe he's nervous. I just kind of like let it go.
Speaker 1: But she kicked on seeing it over and over and
Speaker 1: over again. And I'm not that girl. I'm not a
Speaker 1: little cute TBC girl. Grown adults. And if you're gonna
Speaker 1: sit there and call me dimples throughout dinner, it's just
Speaker 1: gonna annoy me. So you know, like sweet cheeks would
Speaker 1: have been something nicer. Maybe, well no, I mean like
Speaker 1: it is condescending. It could be really condescending. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that was weird. And what's going through my head is like,
Speaker 1: is this the kind of guy that it's all like htootsie.
Speaker 1: If we get into relationship, he's gonna want matching Halloween costume?
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm like, what does he want me
Speaker 1: to pick a name for him too? I mean I
Speaker 1: looked at him, I was like, I've got some pretty
Speaker 1: decent shaped eyebrows. Am I supposed to go? Hey? Dimples?
Speaker 1: And Eyebrows are going out tonight. It sounds like a
Speaker 1: cool band. Though at some point it just got so
Speaker 1: corn and cheesy and I felt like, literally, if we
Speaker 1: were going to be in a relationship, this guy would
Speaker 1: come up with a Facebook page for us for us together. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Dimples and Eyebrows dot com. It's just too corny for me,
Speaker 1: and I am not in the nineteen fifties. Welcome to
Speaker 1: our world and start calling me by my name. Okay, well, Molly,
Speaker 1: maybe he will call you by his name, because Matt's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Wait, what hey, how's it going, Matt? You're
Speaker 1: on the phone. M hm. Okay, this is again weird yea,
Speaker 1: And yeah, I know, I know it's weird. I just
Speaker 1: because I wanted to. I want to take a moment
Speaker 1: to just apologize to you. I uh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so embarrassing. So and I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how to tell you this, but I I forgot
Speaker 1: your name after we met, and so that's the reason
Speaker 1: that I called you Dimples, so I didn't hang on
Speaker 1: great Wait wait wait, wait, you didn't know my name,
Speaker 1: and so you thought dimples. See this is really your
Speaker 1: favor I wish I knew with maybe like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I want you to know that I'm super sorry for
Speaker 1: making you feel uh, weird or creeped out or feel
Speaker 1: like that that I'm weird or anything like that. And
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I said dimples, Like I
Speaker 1: honestly don't know. You don't even have like great dimples
Speaker 1: or anything like that. I don't have great dimples. What
Speaker 1: I mean is they're not like it's not like that's
Speaker 1: like the best feature on that's like, that's not your
Speaker 1: best feature, is what I mean? Matt, you want to
Speaker 1: stop when your ankle gets down your throat. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he has totally thrown himself under the bus right now.
Speaker 1: You went from like I am super confused right now
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with me and didn't
Speaker 1: even know my name? How much have been possible? No,
Speaker 1: I had met and talked to so many girls that
Speaker 1: night at the bar that I didn't remember your name.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound now that I say that, it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound that doesn't sound good. So many girls that what
Speaker 1: I mean, like you, I don't like not like talking
Speaker 1: to them like you? Like I just met so many
Speaker 1: people that night, and I heard so many different names.
Speaker 1: But I didn't want to get your name wrong. And
Speaker 1: I just and I and I just didn't commit it
Speaker 1: to memory, but I have, like I know it's Molly.
Speaker 1: I've said it a thousand times, a loud him down.
Speaker 1: I committed to memory, put it on my phone. I
Speaker 1: won't really didn't make any sense it Molly. When he
Speaker 1: explained forgetting your name to us, it was actually kind
Speaker 1: of a sweet story, like you guys were in the bar.
Speaker 1: It was kind of loud. He'd been drinking. He saved
Speaker 1: you as que girl at the bar instead of Molly. Okay,
Speaker 1: but according to Matt, there were several cute girls at
Speaker 1: the bar. I know he didn't include that part of
Speaker 1: the story when he told us that, I didn't mean
Speaker 1: it like that. Yeah, you're no, you're right. I probably
Speaker 1: should shut up while I'm ahead. I didn't mean it
Speaker 1: like I don't think you're ahead at all. You gotta
Speaker 1: get ahead first, Matt. Did you show up with the
Speaker 1: right cute girl from the bar? I mean this is
Speaker 1: the one you expected? No? Yes, absolutely, like a hunter? No, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm just gonna save
Speaker 1: you right now if I can. I think he's kind
Speaker 1: of an idiot, but I think he has good intention
Speaker 1: as Molly. I think that he really was interested in
Speaker 1: you know, and I did, and I tried. I was
Speaker 1: trying sly waste because that's why I talked to the couple. Besides,
Speaker 1: that's the reason that I would we try to sign
Speaker 1: that petition thing as I was trying to find that
Speaker 1: your name throughout the night. Wait, that's the reason why
Speaker 1: you were pushing me to sign that petition just so
Speaker 1: you can get my name. I mean, it's that's ridiculous, Matt.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm like, I'm really sorry. I feel
Speaker 1: I want you to know that I feel really bad
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry that I was acting weird. I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. If anything, I
Speaker 1: was more nervous because you really like You're just you're
Speaker 1: really cool, You're really pretty. I like talking to you,
Speaker 1: and I want to go on a second date with you.
Speaker 1: And now that I remember your name, Molly, there won't
Speaker 1: be any issue. You actually get to see the real meat.
Speaker 1: So what do you think, Molly? Will you go out
Speaker 1: with Matt again? We will pay for it. Matt, you
Speaker 1: sure you'll remember my name the second time around. Yes,
Speaker 1: I swear one hundred percent. I swear. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, okay, fine, up, I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll give this one more shot. But Matt, you
Speaker 1: come up with any more cutey little nicknames for me,
Speaker 1: I'm out. I understand it. I won't. I dimples has
Speaker 1: been completely raced from my mind, especially since they weren't
Speaker 1: very memorable. Right that not that's not what I meant
Speaker 1: by that at all. But also, thank you for giving
Speaker 1: me another shot, because I promise you it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a great evening. It won't be weird, I promise get weird.
Speaker 1: I'm calling this radio station back to tell them, Yeah,
Speaker 1: please do Molly, that would be awesome. Yeah. If if
Speaker 1: it does get weird, we want to know about it.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, I agreed at the beginning of this,
Speaker 1: I agree to something about Jello, so it might get
Speaker 1: a little weird. Can I tease my answer for about
Speaker 1: this date when you just said Jello, don't worry about it. Yeah, Molly,
Speaker 1: don't don't worry about it. It'll be fine. He's not
Speaker 1: gonna rub Jello on a thinking aboudy, don't worry about it,
Speaker 1: never mind, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Broken Juwil in the morning texted at seven, eight, five
Speaker 1: and nine two about today's Second Date update. That really
Speaker 1: sums up the whole segment very well. It says it's
Speaker 1: a wonder that men get dates with women at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you listen to most of the Second Date updates,
Speaker 1: that's a very true statement. We have very low expectations,
Speaker 1: that's true.