1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's coming up with a new 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: product he thinks he's going to take off for Thanksgiving. 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: It's a new tough bird line of turkeys. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 2: Forget white meat, dark meat. 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: He's only selling birds with tattoos on them. 6 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 3: Oh, I like it. 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: I wanna feel tough bite through an imprint of a 8 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: flaming heart ached into the side of your drum stick. 9 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. 12 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,319 Speaker 2: Those other double ghouls just don't just. 13 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 3: Keep pictured a turkey with a tramps down. 14 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, so why did I have to get the tail back? 15 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: This first lazer story is out of Sacramento, California. 16 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 2: The other day, a twenty nine. 17 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: Year old woman named Kara Greer was hanging out with 18 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: a friend who's a security guard and accidentally locked herself 19 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: in her friend's handcuffs. 20 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 2: Oh oh no, she's messing a guy. 21 00:00:59,000 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 3: Click. 22 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: For the next two hours, they looked for a key 23 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 1: but couldn't find it. No, so they called the cops 24 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: for help. 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,559 Speaker 3: Dune, my kid's first grade teacher. 26 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 4: Her boyfriend was a cop, and he came in in 27 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 4: full uniform to bring her coffee, and the kids were. 28 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, can we see your handcuffs and he 29 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 3: starts to hand them to the children and she's like no, they. 30 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 2: Will immediately put them on. 31 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: But when the cops got there, Kara was acting super nervous, 32 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: so they did a background check on her and they 33 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: found out she had an outstanding warrant for felony burglary. 34 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 4: You have to call the cops, wanted, saying the cops 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 4: didn't have to take the cups up. 36 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: Since she was already cups awfully easy to arrest her. 37 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 3: That's amazing. 38 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: But they did take her to the fire station to 39 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: get them cut off and replace them with their own 40 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: players before they took her. 41 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 3: To jail, just making sure more people in public saw her. 42 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 43 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: A police spokesperson was quoted as saying, it's almost unfair 44 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: to make it this easy, but hey, we'll take it. 45 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: The next laser stories out of TikTok Treehouse. I guess 46 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: each generation has to be known for something, and for 47 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: Gen Alpha it's skibbity toilet and being incredibly clumsy. 48 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 2: Congratulations Gen Alpha. 49 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 1: I say that because reports have come out that dozens 50 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,799 Speaker 1: of schools across more than twelve states have implemented CROC 51 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: bands like the shoes. The shoes, they state safety concerns 52 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: and also distractions that are caused by the gibbetsib the shoes, 53 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: the stick on charms. 54 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 4: I did get my daughter one that lights up and 55 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 4: it's pretty, so that's cool. 56 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 2: Ban them. 57 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: Crocs have been consistently ranked among gen z's top favorite 58 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: footwear brands in the last couple of years, and while 59 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: they have not seen a dip in sales yet from 60 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: the tripping hazard bands, they are concerned. 61 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 3: So that's why they're saying they're dangerous because they can. 62 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 4: What's interesting about as all my friends who work in 63 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 4: the medical field where I'm to work. 64 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not, apparently, but slipping yeah yeah, okay, yeah. 65 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 2: They help everyone else. 66 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: The bands follow a TikTok trend of video showing teens 67 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: being overly dramatic when they slip in their crocs, So 68 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: look for us to feature Alexis. 69 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 2: Doing that on our TikTok page. 70 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 3: A broken jet like it's just a joke that old 71 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 3: people aren't getting. 72 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, dramatic. 73 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: The next laser stories out of Supernatural City Fun. If 74 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: you're sitting on some legit footage of a ghost, you 75 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: might be able to cash in what you're. 76 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 3: Just sitting on it. 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: You're like, oh wait, ye I don't have any Jeff Well, 78 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: I say that because the Doorbell Camera Company ring is 79 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: doing a contest called the Great Ghost Search. 80 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 2: Dramatic. 81 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: If you have undeniable footage of one, that can get 82 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: you a one hundred thousand dollars. 83 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 4: And we're talking about this after Halloween, like they really 84 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 4: missed the marketing. 85 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, they only come out on Halloween, so you got 86 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: to patch them on that day. 87 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 3: The dead starts today, Yeah, that is true. 88 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: They announced it last month, so you have until later 89 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: today to submit it. And if this sounds familiar, it's 90 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: similar to the Out of This World's contest that they 91 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: did last year. 92 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for the UFO, we talked about. 93 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 2: That as well. 94 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: They were looking for legit footage of aliens, but nobody 95 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 1: had any, at least not on their ring camp. 96 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe ghosts can do the trick. 97 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 1: If no one gets a real one on camera, then 98 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: one hundred grand will go to whatever video the judges 99 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: like the best. 100 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 4: Did you see ghosts outside of your house walking in? 101 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. They can just go through the door. 102 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 2: They don't need to knock. 103 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: Unique and entertaining clips are going to have a big 104 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: leg up in the competition. 105 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,799 Speaker 2: The two main rules. 106 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 1: Our videos have to be thirty seconds or less in 107 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 1: the footage must be filmed on a ring device. 108 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 4: I'd love to be seeing all the submissions. What if 109 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 4: it's just like all of our second date is a 110 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 4: video of their last date before they got ghosted. 111 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: That's gonna be a lot to explain. 112 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: But if you've got undeniable footage of a spirit and 113 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: it was filmed on your nest camera, delete it. 114 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 2: Down. 115 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 1: This next lazer stories out of the Hogy hideouts. Let's 116 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: go National Sandwich Day is this Sunday. Subway, Popeyes and 117 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: a bunch of other places have some special deals for it. 118 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 3: Okay, I am listening. 119 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 1: And a pole looked at the most popular sandwiches in America. 120 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: Can you guess what number one is? 121 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 3: A club? 122 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 1: Here's a hint, it's not the healthiest. Two thousand people 123 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: were asked to name the sandwiches they considered to be 124 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: one of their top favorites, and good Old Grilled Cheese. 125 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 2: Took the top spot. The tomatoes really have. 126 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 3: Been talking about it. 127 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 4: It was that good to you? 128 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so delicious. 129 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: Forty two percent said it's their favorite. Chicken sandwiches were 130 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,359 Speaker 1: real close next at forty percent. 131 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 3: Okay, fried chicken, sat. 132 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: Chicken on a bun, stuff like that, spicy, like the 133 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: spicy ones and the ring. 134 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 4: It's interesting because I consider fried chicken a sandwich, but 135 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 4: I would not put a burger on that same list, 136 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 4: and they're pretty similar. 137 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,880 Speaker 1: Day, you know. The Yeah turkey was thirty percent, ham 138 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 1: twenty seven and bringing up the rear, good old tuna 139 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,239 Speaker 1: at twenty four percent. 140 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 3: Tunea melt, I mean I can behind. 141 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 2: It, yeah, straight out. The cans. 142 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: Peanut butter and jelly did not make the top five 143 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: as a hous in recent years, so maybe it's on 144 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: its way out. 145 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 3: My kids hate jelly. They just just take peanut butter 146 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 3: straight up. 147 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 2: What you did to your children ruined them? 148 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't do it. 149 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 2: It is your fault somehow. 150 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,799 Speaker 1: Other interest thing stats, the average American eats six sandwiches 151 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 1: a week, or. 152 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 2: Just over three hundred a year. 153 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: If you have it for lunch every day. They make 154 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: up around thirty percent of the average person's diet. And 155 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,119 Speaker 1: the big question that was asked how do you cut 156 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: your sandwich? Thirty two percent prefer them cut in half. 157 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 3: Like, so you've got two rectangles. 158 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: Two rectangles, thirty five percent said diagonal. That makes thirty 159 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: three percent are heathens and say they don't cut them 160 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: at all. 161 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 2: Oh day, are you a caveman? Yeah, it's weird chaos 162 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 2: in your hands. As for this guy, he likes a turtle. 163 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: Sandwich's getting wedged in between two high heeled claws. 164 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 2: Sure it's tough for him to get out, but yeah, 165 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 2: that's how he likes it. 166 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: And so I means Laser Stories has come to an 167 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,280 Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time 168 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: on Monday 169 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.