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Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels Second date Update. I'm not really that curious
Speaker 1: about the date in today's second date update. I'm more
Speaker 1: interested in this guy's name than anything else, because I
Speaker 1: haven't talked to this dude yet, but he did sign
Speaker 1: his email the wart wartame? Is that your name? Wart? No,
Speaker 1: it's not my legal name. It's a nickname my college
Speaker 1: body's bestowed upon me. Okay, that's kind of stuck. You
Speaker 1: convinced the girl to go out with someone who goes
Speaker 1: by the Wart, Well I didn't. I didn't drop it
Speaker 1: on her until I met her in Carson obviously. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I'll call you Wart for this second eight update?
Speaker 1: What's your real name? My real name is Desmond, Desmond.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I'd rather go buy Wark too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought so. Tell us a little bit about the
Speaker 1: girl that you want to call today. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Jamie, Jamie and the Warts like good? Nice?
Speaker 1: How did you meet Jamie. I had met her on
Speaker 1: an online dating site. Okay, and what did you like
Speaker 1: about her from her dating website? Well? Everything, And to
Speaker 1: be honest, I kind of thought she was a bit
Speaker 1: out of my league, but I took a chance anyway,
Speaker 1: and uh, she agreed to go out with me, and
Speaker 1: when I met her in person, my suspicions were confirmed.
Speaker 1: So she was out of your league. How I got
Speaker 1: how many levels up from you? About seventeen? Alright, so
Speaker 1: she's super hot, out of your league and you scored
Speaker 1: a date with their congratulations. What did you guys do? Well,
Speaker 1: we met up and ended up going to a hotel
Speaker 1: bar to kind of hang out. Oh that's Hotel bars
Speaker 1: are always CD. Yeah, but you know, to me, I
Speaker 1: find them to be very nice in the fancy places
Speaker 1: that show me in a good light that I can
Speaker 1: afford to go to a place like that. It depends
Speaker 1: what hotel you're going to. If it's the W bar,
Speaker 1: then that's nice. Yeah. It was like a Motel six lobby,
Speaker 1: a little different. Yeah. What was her first reaction when
Speaker 1: she saw you? She actually responded to me, I feel
Speaker 1: like in a pretty pleasant way. She was very cordial,
Speaker 1: very excited, I thought I gave her Instead of doing
Speaker 1: a handshake, I went right for a kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 1: Old move, sir. And uh. And this is how I
Speaker 1: introduced her to my nickname, because I said, well, you've
Speaker 1: just received a kiss from the Wart, and I don't
Speaker 1: think that's a good way to go into things. How
Speaker 1: do you react after you said that? A little confused?
Speaker 1: But that then opened the door for me to explain
Speaker 1: my nickname where it comes from. And uh, and she
Speaker 1: was kind of on board with all of that. So
Speaker 1: you're really I mean, you sound like you're very proud
Speaker 1: of being called the Wart. It's a it's a nickname
Speaker 1: that has stuck for a while, and it kind of
Speaker 1: gives me a little bit of a legendary aspect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, definitely people know you. If I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the Wart, there's only one person I'm talking about, and
Speaker 1: that's you, I should hope. So all right, so how
Speaker 1: did everything go between you and her at the hotel bar? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think very good. You know, we drank a little bit,
Speaker 1: we talked a lot. We got to know each other
Speaker 1: very I'm not gonna say intimately, but you know, playfully.
Speaker 1: She laughed a lot. I laughed a lot. I may
Speaker 1: have told her one or too many personal things, like
Speaker 1: I ended up showing her a scar on my leg.
Speaker 1: Why why did you show her a scar on your leg? Well?
Speaker 1: I had told her a story about being injured when
Speaker 1: I was a teenager, and I was like, let me
Speaker 1: just show you, And so rolled up my pant leg
Speaker 1: and there you go. And the scar was like on
Speaker 1: your calf muscle or something, right, not like your inner
Speaker 1: growing No, it's actually just upper thigh. Yeah, let's call
Speaker 1: it upper thigh. Okay, So you pulled your pants all
Speaker 1: the way up to show her this scar? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. Does that seem to turn her off at all? No? No,
Speaker 1: not at all. I think it actually legitimized me in
Speaker 1: my story because when I first told it to her,
Speaker 1: she didn't believe me. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: well then you know you're kind of asking for it,
Speaker 1: and show her the show to the scar, and she
Speaker 1: believed me at that point. Can I ask, I mean,
Speaker 1: you sound like a very nice person, but are you
Speaker 1: not very good with women? I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: writing a book on women anytime soon, but I've had
Speaker 1: my mild successes here and there. Okay, I mean, I
Speaker 1: just can't imagine finishing a date with a guy that
Speaker 1: calls himself the Ward and he's showing me scars on
Speaker 1: his upper thigh and still being stoked about the situation. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, everybody loves the ward. Everybody loves to hang
Speaker 1: out with or go out with the warts. Like you.
Speaker 1: I could, I could see you like in the wart. Well,
Speaker 1: did it seem like she likes the wart? At the
Speaker 1: end of your date, Well, here's how it kind of ended.
Speaker 1: You know, things were going well, and uh, this is
Speaker 1: what I do. I because I'm very respectful of women.
Speaker 1: Uh we split the check and uh yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you're reason for that is because you're respectful of women,
Speaker 1: like well, yeah, because you know, I know she works.
Speaker 1: I work. I feel like it's a good move to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you know, I'm not dominating you by
Speaker 1: just throwing down all my money and paying for that equality. Right,
Speaker 1: we're yeah, we're equal partners in this in this uh
Speaker 1: not quite relationship, but in the dating scenario. Now, normally
Speaker 1: the tradition is a guy will pay on a first date.
Speaker 1: Did that seem to rub her the wrong way? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. She paused for maybe a half a second,
Speaker 1: but she was like, oh, okay, I get you. And
Speaker 1: then she said I respect that. Uh in return, and
Speaker 1: I offered to walk her to her car, which she
Speaker 1: said no, And then I offered to kiss her. I say,
Speaker 1: can I can the Wart get another kiss in? And yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you say it like that? Did you refer to
Speaker 1: yourself as the Wart and ask if the Wart could
Speaker 1: get a kiss? I did? I was you know, I
Speaker 1: figured it work the first time. I figured I had
Speaker 1: one more in me and uh. I did say I
Speaker 1: would call her and she did say yes, so it
Speaker 1: seemed like a success regardless of getting that last kiss.
Speaker 1: And have you called her? I have? I have called
Speaker 1: her twice and I have yet to receive a response. Okay,
Speaker 1: and how long has it been. It's been a little
Speaker 1: over a week now. Yeah, it sounds like the Wart
Speaker 1: is getting the old blow off. All right, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on manrooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second, I don't think I'm alone and saying,
Speaker 1: I don't know why somebody wouldn't want to go on
Speaker 1: a date with the Wart. Yeah, if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second date update. The Wart is on
Speaker 1: the phone. That's his nickname. His real name is Desmond,
Speaker 1: I guess, but he goes by the Wart. And he
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Jamie who's not calling
Speaker 1: him back. They met at a hotel bar, hung out
Speaker 1: for a little while. He introduced her to the Wart,
Speaker 1: and then they parted their ways and they haven't talked since.
Speaker 1: And we're about to call her and see if something
Speaker 1: went wrong on their date. All right, Wart, are you ready?
Speaker 1: I am so ready? And has this nickname ever caused
Speaker 1: problems with women in the past. Surprisingly not. I feel
Speaker 1: like I carry the nickname with confidence and I think
Speaker 1: chicks dig that. Yeah, chicks dig warts. We know that.
Speaker 1: All right. I'm gonna die the phone of her right
Speaker 1: now and see if we can find out why she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back. Okay, Okay, there we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Jamie. Yeah, this is her. Hey, Jamie,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm sorry, what's that again? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, I'm calling you today because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners actually send us an email about you. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? I mean that one of our listeners
Speaker 1: recently had an experience with you and actually emailed to
Speaker 1: see if we could get you on the phone and
Speaker 1: talk about it. What do you mean by experience? What
Speaker 1: will kind of experience? I mean that you recently went
Speaker 1: out on a date with a guy and you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. So he emailed us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone to find out
Speaker 1: if he did something wrong during your date. What's his name?
Speaker 1: He calls himself the Wart? Oh, oh, my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I remember him. Yeah, yeah, I figured you would.
Speaker 1: He's kind of a memorable dude. We talked to him
Speaker 1: a little bit about your date. Did you like the Wart?
Speaker 1: It's so weird to say. He was kind of weird
Speaker 1: and charming. He had like a unique personality. Okay, charming,
Speaker 1: that's good, right, Yeah, But I mean have to say,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I really felt like I
Speaker 1: was being pranked. What yeah? Was it because of his nickname? Well?
Speaker 1: Several things? I mean, who goes around calling them some
Speaker 1: the word? So you think, I mean, you think that
Speaker 1: it could have been an elaborate set up by a friend. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking at the start, but then
Speaker 1: halfway through the day I realized, so, this guy's for
Speaker 1: real in his own weird way. Was that exciting or
Speaker 1: it was weirdly charming? I mean we talked to him,
Speaker 1: and I mean he's kind of like he sounds like
Speaker 1: a fun dude, just like an interesting guy. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's boring at all. I mean, that's that's that's
Speaker 1: not it. He's the guy with the unique personality and
Speaker 1: it's kind of grows on you, and you know, I
Speaker 1: guess you have to respect that. Okay, So did you
Speaker 1: not like him though? I mean, you're not calling him
Speaker 1: back after you guys went out. I mean I don't
Speaker 1: really feel a romantic pull towards him. Oh okay, So
Speaker 1: like at the beginning of the date you felt like
Speaker 1: it was a joke, and at the end of the
Speaker 1: day you felt how I was just confused because his
Speaker 1: you know, his personality is one way, but the way
Speaker 1: he dressed was so he's not he doesn't dress very well. Well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that he wasn't dressed well, it was
Speaker 1: just how he was dressed. I mean, in some ways
Speaker 1: he was dressed better than me? How was he dressed?
Speaker 1: What was he wearing? Well, he came in with me
Speaker 1: high boots. They were like leather with these buckles, and
Speaker 1: they were they were women's boots. He was he was
Speaker 1: wearing women's boots. Did you ask him about him? I
Speaker 1: didn't want to offend him, I mean, so I didn't
Speaker 1: go into asking him all about it. But let me
Speaker 1: tell these were women's boots with like leather and straps
Speaker 1: and they went up to your knees. Interesting. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just couldn't get over his footwear was better than mine.
Speaker 1: They do make you feel sexy, though. I mean, I
Speaker 1: will say, guy should rock him one night and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I can't strut in these, and I guess he's an
Speaker 1: odd guy. It wasn't okay deep, but I'm not going
Speaker 1: to go out with a guy that wears me and
Speaker 1: my lady boots. Okay, I agree? You actually think they
Speaker 1: were women's boots that he was wearing. Oh yeah, I've
Speaker 1: never seen men wear boots like that. I mean never
Speaker 1: were there it was there a heel on them or no,
Speaker 1: he was in the bars. It was hard to tew,
Speaker 1: but I'm nine percent sure they were women's boots. I
Speaker 1: know how we can find out if they were in
Speaker 1: fact women's boots. I don't need to know their women's boots.
Speaker 1: I mean I already know. I'd like to ask him regardless,
Speaker 1: because he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you. What Yeah, how how
Speaker 1: could he be on the phone, Hello, Jamie, where'd you
Speaker 1: get the lady boots? Wart? Let me tell you, guys,
Speaker 1: they are not lady boots. This is like absolutely ridiculous
Speaker 1: that this is this is this is a hang up
Speaker 1: that this girl had. Those were brown, knee high leather
Speaker 1: renaissance boots. They are extremely expensive. I've had like three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for though they're the pinnacle of men's fashion, right,
Speaker 1: I mean I thought you would be impressed with something
Speaker 1: like that. Look whatever you want to call them, those
Speaker 1: were women boots. I mean I bought them from a
Speaker 1: men's clothing store, So I mean I wasn't impressed. I
Speaker 1: mean if I was wearing them, yeah, that'd be great,
Speaker 1: But I'm not impressed if you're wearing them. So you
Speaker 1: would wear those? Is that what you're saying? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: would wear them. I didn't want to go. I'm going
Speaker 1: out with the wear them. You know, I can't believe
Speaker 1: that you would not call me back just because my
Speaker 1: boots were more fashionable than anything you might have in
Speaker 1: your wardrobe. That kind of ridiculous. Well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just really weird between that and your
Speaker 1: name and it's cool with the ward I mean at
Speaker 1: first I got used to I got used to the word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. But when I sew those boots, I
Speaker 1: mean I thought, well, maybe you ride the motorcycle, but
Speaker 1: I didn't see any motorcycle. Well I don't ride a motorcycle,
Speaker 1: but I thought that you would be excited to see
Speaker 1: a man who has a keen sense of style such
Speaker 1: as me. That's true. It's a bold move to wear
Speaker 1: knee high boots anywhere, especially on a date. Yeah, I apparently,
Speaker 1: I guess I came on too strong shoe wise. You
Speaker 1: act you're really going to ride them off from boots.
Speaker 1: I mean I would have not gone out with them
Speaker 1: for a lot of other reasons, but boots wouldn't have
Speaker 1: been the dealbreaker for me. You didn't see these boots.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you tell these boots, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: you would not go out with him. Wow, this is
Speaker 1: the last time I go out of my way to
Speaker 1: impress a woman. Jamie, I would like to ask you
Speaker 1: if you'll go on a second date with Wart. We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. If I tell it were the boots, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he leaves the boots at home. If he leaves
Speaker 1: the boots at home, will you go out with him again? No?
Speaker 1: I mean even if he leaves the boots at home.
Speaker 1: I could just imagine him wearing some high heeled shoes
Speaker 1: on our next date. It's fun. You never know what
Speaker 1: kind of shoe this guy's gonna pick. There's no way
Speaker 1: we can get you to go out with him again, Jamie. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I really want to pass. And I was
Speaker 1: thinking you're wearing clogs on our next day fashion forward. Well, Jamie,
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us. We appreciate it. Sure,
Speaker 1: and Wart better luck next time? Do you Okay? A
Speaker 1: hard lesson learn? I say, keep wearing the boots, man,
Speaker 1: that is sexy. Well, thanks guys, and if if you
Speaker 1: ever have anyone who's interested in dating the Wards, please
Speaker 1: do it all right, we will hook you up with somebody.
Speaker 1: Warts broken jewil in the morning text in at seven
Speaker 1: eighty five to nine two that says, I just googled
Speaker 1: those boots and they're actually pretty fresh. I kind of
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Speaker 1: comment about the boots was in regards to the Wart.
Speaker 1: If you missed the second date update. The guy that
Speaker 1: was calling in to find out why the girl wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back was called the Wart, that's his nickname,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to call a girl named Jamie. We
Speaker 1: got Jamie on the phone and found out the reason
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling him back. He wore lady boots. Well
Speaker 1: she thought they Yeah, apparently reissance knee high renaissance men's
Speaker 1: renaissance boots, and I googled a picture of them. I
Speaker 1: don't think that they're very fashionable, but he said it's
Speaker 1: the pinnacle of men's fashion right now. And I asked
Speaker 1: people to text in at seven eight, five to nine
Speaker 1: two if they want to go out with the Wart,
Speaker 1: because I promise him might help find him a date.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to go out with the Wart, Yes, I mean,
Speaker 1: I granted the guy calls himself the Wart, and that
Speaker 1: is definitely a red flag. Yeah, but we should all
Speaker 1: give somebody a man in lady boots a chance. He's
Speaker 1: texting in if you want to date a guy who
Speaker 1: wears women's boots and his name is the Wart, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's here for you. Text in seven eight five, nine two.
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