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Speaker 1: your thing, I shall will. Good morning everybody. You are

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Speaker 1: or one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Thank God for it all the time. Too. Well, here

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Speaker 1: that I'll help you because it's helped me. You know.

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Speaker 1: I was telling the story once that this magazine called

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Speaker 1: So I just wanted to see what affluent people did,

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Speaker 1: what they traveled to Rob Report. It's just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: self made man. And for years man I said, Man,

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Speaker 1: God has not created a single soul to become a criminal.

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Speaker 1: It's as simple as that. If you buy a Toyota,

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, you're listening to sty morning show. Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all around the world.

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Speaker 1: You are listening to the baddest morning show in the land,

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Speaker 1: That Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, today's show is dedicated

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Speaker 1: to those of us who are tall. Wow, what's this, Carl?

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Speaker 1: Because it's yeah, you got you got a fool day.

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Speaker 1: what's up? Man? Whatever them? Very short, short response, very short,

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Speaker 1: Tommy is junior, don't madam? Oh? So he is taming.

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Speaker 1: I got tall? What's up? Tommy? Not taller than you?

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Speaker 1: go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes. See

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Speaker 1: Pastor Hayes, How are you doing? This is? This is

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Speaker 1: brother Lenna Thompson. How you doing? I'm good brother? How

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Speaker 1: and how can I help you today? Pass? I'm actually

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Speaker 1: is I wanted to ask you how how much money

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Speaker 1: How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?

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Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother?

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Speaker 1: My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How

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Speaker 1: With that it isn't get nephew, Timmy, I'm through, I'm

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Speaker 1: Oh what is that? You know? She a bes in bed?

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Speaker 1: Oh she doing your shell beach you just open here, boy,

423
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: you're up here with the bridge. Steve, you need to

424
00:27:48,359 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: bark shaw in the build. Stupid. Thank you you're listening

425
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 1: to all right, Steve, you are the resident relationship expert

426
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: on the show, no question. Uh. And you know there

427
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: are some folks involved in a friends with benefits situation.

428
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people you know in those

429
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: kind of relationships. But there are boundaries, of course, as

430
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: in any relationship, you should still be honest and not

431
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: take the situation for granted. Though a few mishaps could

432
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: land you back in the friendship zone with a quickness,

433
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: of course, and even if the arrangement is super casual,

434
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: then Tommy becomes the expert. You know. Yeah yeah, so

435
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: here we go. All right. So if someone is lying

436
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: or not being honest about their intentions, well you know

437
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: it's bad news for you because you know, look, you're

438
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: actually all everything comes to lights. You might as well

439
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: if you're just gonna be friends benefits, just be honest. Okay, money,

440
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: here's the money. Let me hit this. Look at I

441
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: don't love you. Oh my gosh, I'm just being real

442
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: about what we're doing and what we're doing. Were vocal

443
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: with that. I'm honest by my intentionous. We gonna do

444
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: this until we don't want to do this no more.

445
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: This ain't abouy no love. Matter of fact, we're doing

446
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: it from We can't even make eye contact because this

447
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: ain't love at all. Don't don't gaze at me. But

448
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: what did you look at me? Look at me or

449
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: you look back at me. Don't look back at me

450
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: when we're in the moment, look forwards, don't look back.

451
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: Don't look back. That's in the moment. You don't do that.

452
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: That's just being honest. That's brutally do it. Do it?

453
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: Acting jealous not allowed, not good h You know, it's

454
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: a little tough man when you have an arrangement and

455
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: you know it's just friends for benefits because the other

456
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: person could have somebody, and so being jealous is just

457
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: you post being able to play a little bit better turn.

458
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: It ain't your turn? Good with that part? When I

459
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: showed up with my wife? What is your lip? Part?

460
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: That is wrong with you today? What is wrong with you?

461
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: And why is you texting me? You'll see I'm over here.

462
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: He talked about this. If you walked past me and

463
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: my wife one more day, you're gonna get your lip

464
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: up here, your repaid for what you got your mother

465
00:30:54,360 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: boy here? Who Okay, there's another one. Guys, assuming yes

466
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: is forever instead of yes for now, play your position well.

467
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: You know, if if you've agreed to be with somebody

468
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: more the period of time and you know that's all

469
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: it is, that's all it is, you really can't expect

470
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: no more than that somebody always catch feelings up. You know, goodness, Dawn,

471
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: this for six months. You know that, you know we're

472
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: not gonna last no longer. Ain't no sensing you won

473
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: that high Christmas, Donna go with you. We ain't been

474
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: to getting out of that Christmas now now, but October

475
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna fade up out of here. Oh man, I

476
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: don't be looking at us to break bread hair ticket down.

477
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: We're doing that. Oh Christmas is December twenty six now

478
00:31:51,800 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: just deal with it, don't be okay? Okay, moving on?

479
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: H No dissing aloud, disappearing acts without explaining what's happening. Okay,

480
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Well, you know, um it's kind

481
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: of touch you because you know at the end of

482
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: the day. You know, if you say you're gonna be here,

483
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: no you should be here. It's an agreement and arrangement

484
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: that we have. That's true. Yeah, because if I don't

485
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: know where you at, you might be outside my damn

486
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: house and that could get uglan' been on vacation with

487
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: my damn What is you? What? What? What? And no,

488
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: you don't get a vacation nowhere with you? Yes, those

489
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: up as we took that. I don't want to hear

490
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: about the disappear Why did I leave while you was

491
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: in the shower because she would call me, I have

492
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: to go. I'm sitting wait on you to get out.

493
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: We though with what we was doing. The second is

494
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: helping somebody. It's all about helping man. We hear to help.

495
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: So why I can't get a vacation if she get one?

496
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: I got facebooks somewhere as we fissed the girl, And

497
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: why do I have to keep having this same damn

498
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: conversation You're gonna miss around be our disagreement. That's with

499
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: being disagreement. Okay. When we when we said, you know

500
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: we're friends, would benefits you knew I had kids, and

501
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: you said you know you would sometimes take them out occasionally.

502
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: You know you would be nice to my children. Now

503
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: you know your friends would benefits. And you did say

504
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna take kids out. They kids, you know, have

505
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: things they go forward to. Ain't got an out of

506
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: your obligation? At least get them to the park. Huh,

507
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: gim me your damn kid. You see my profile on

508
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: FABA man with kids mn your kids men? Kids see

509
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: you also where the kids need to match up? Got

510
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: the match up? And your kids been that speak to

511
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: me when they see me out? Damn it? Running up

512
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: on before? Why running over to come the segment right here? Mister?

513
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: You're listening show? All right, guys, it is time for

514
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather or have to always

515
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: lie to your friends? Or would you rather tell your

516
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: enemies the truth? So which one? I ain't no problem

517
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: would be at all? Yeah? Just straight up one dead

518
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: in your face man. Yeah, so you rather tell your

519
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: enemies the truth? I tell them the truth and lie

520
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: to them to him, I know how you guys feel

521
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: about lying. Yeah, now we cool? We cool? Ok, we

522
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: ain't all right, but we ain't right all right? Would

523
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 1: you rather never be able to take a hot shower

524
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: or never be able to eat fried food again, never

525
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: be able to fry food again, yet to be hot,

526
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: to be chicken, it's grilled chase. You're talking about not

527
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: taking a shower A hot shower? Yeah hot, Well what

528
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: other kind of shower is it? You can take no

529
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: cold show show, can't take no cold shout. Okay, you'll

530
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: give up. You'll give up pride, catfish and pride, chicken

531
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: and pride. Yeah, I'm saying catfish. Now, come on, I

532
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: ain't gotta have none fried You can't take a shower,

533
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: are you king? Are you kidding me? At least you

534
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: will be a lot healthier. Yeah, without the pride foods?

535
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: All right, all right? Would you rather be the president

536
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: of the United States for a day, just for a day?

537
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: Or would you rather be a billionaire for a day?

538
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: You don't be the most powerful man in the world.

539
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: Can you do or a day? What? What do? You

540
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: can't do nothing? Then you're gonna beet or everything you say?

541
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you say, you say, he really has no

542
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: power for a day. I'm gonna do this for the country.

543
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna

544
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,959
Speaker 1: do this. As soon as you sign it. They're gonna

545
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: run all that out they vote on it. I need

546
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: that billion. Give me that billion. If I get a

547
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: billion for one day, for one day, I got a billion,

548
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: set yourself, well the whole billion is gone one day hours.

549
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: Can you think you can spell a bit to spend

550
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: a billion on one day? No, I'm not gonna spend it.

551
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 1: I know where to put it. I'm calling Robert Smith

552
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: and I need for him to just tell me what

553
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: to do with six hundred million of it. If the

554
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: other phone hundred million go get spent that day, that's

555
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: the first thing. All right, thank you guys today rather

556
00:37:54,760 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: first the plane. First, you're listening to show. Here's a question,

557
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: what's the most unsafe thing your parents let you do

558
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: as a kid. Here's a comment from JJ that we

559
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 1: saw on Facebook. It says, now that I'm a parent,

560
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: when I think about it, all of the unsafe things

561
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: my parent let me do as a kid, it makes

562
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: me say, what the hell? It was truly different back then.

563
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: I remember my dad letting my brother and I have

564
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: BB guns. We also build a mini bike out of

565
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: a lawnmower engine, which we would crash on a regular

566
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: basis dead. So I mean you guys, think about it.

567
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: Steve Tommy Junior. How was your your childhood unsafe compared

568
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 1: to the kids today, Steve. Y'all parents and we played

569
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: outside a lot. Yeah, yea. Well. The first thing my

570
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: parents they met that was unsafe was like in six cook,

571
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: I got the whole operation of the stove. They let

572
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: me cook at six years old. You were boiling hot

573
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: dogs on high water gold out the pot. I ain't

574
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: got no water in here. Why you conn have burnt

575
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: the whole house down? I did Tuesday. That was to

576
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: put a pizza in the oven in the box. Did

577
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: not know this? Oh that was a whompan I got old?

578
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: You got said warming up. I've been cooking. J Come

579
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: onlips flips off the house, off the top of the house,

580
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: flip off the house and laying on the ground. Yeah yeah, yeah,

581
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: flip off the house. Prob My brother did that. That

582
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: was it, Timmy. We was we was trying to kill

583
00:39:53,880 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: you that timing. They didn't let you do that. We

584
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,959
Speaker 1: told you they said you could. That is just not nice,

585
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: all right? Come on, big dog? What you got going

586
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: down the freeway in a station wagon standing up in

587
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: the back seat, hanging out the window, looking seat belt

588
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: what None of that back then, were just standing up,

589
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: head out the wonder like a dog. Got a lot

590
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: of bugs. I bet that, Oh I got one. I

591
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: got one. I wanted this so bad. I wanted to

592
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: smoke my daddy's cigar. And I begged and begged until

593
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: finally he said, Okay, cool, you're gonna smoke the whole

594
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: damn thing. I was nine. I was throwing up for

595
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: three days. I was literally throwing I didn't want to

596
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: see another s. Wow, come on, junior, you got anything else, Steve, Yeah,

597
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: I'll let you know nothing. Probably wasn't safe, but as

598
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: a kid, but I'm like ten, catching the city bus

599
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 1: to school, not the school bus. The city bus hid

600
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: the head. I was supposed to know a bus riding team.

601
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: I got to find my old way to school. I

602
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: didn't look. Get your ass out there. I ain't. I

603
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: can't take you this morning. Just get on. We don't

604
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: we running behind. Just get on the bus. We seven

605
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 1: eight Broadway. Take it to your see your school. I

606
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: love your family. At ten, you can close it out. No,

607
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: we got a minute. We lived in an industrial city,

608
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: factories republic steal for vo to comfort. They let me

609
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: make and eat snow ice cream. Yeah. Growing up in Chicago,

610
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: I've had some of those. The real down the street

611
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: from the steel meal you're here, were carbing monoxide. Who's next?

612
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: Come on, Junior, I'll tell you nothing they let me do. Okay.

613
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: It's unsafe for kids to take shots of crown. I'm

614
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: just gonna tell you that right now. You love, I

615
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: ain't got no love for this. It's unsafe take a

616
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: shot of crowd a din Oh my god? All right, listen.

617
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew is here with today's frank

618
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this, you're listening morning show coming

619
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

620
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject I

621
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: need my wife to reinstate my hall pass. Wow. Okay,

622
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: so yeah, these black people, all right, can't can't be

623
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: And I know good him well, I know not to

624
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,240
Speaker 1: bring it up right now though. Nephew in the building

625
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us?

626
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: Neff pecntry that harmless? It sounds very yeah, yeah, yeah,

627
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 1: anybody like country. Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

628
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: reach Lcday. My name is Marcus. My mama named little

629
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Speaker 1: next dough to you, mister, and missus my mom and

630
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: daddy little next dough to you. And I was calling

631
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Speaker 1: because y'all got a p country in y'all backyard, I

632
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: mean right on the fence line and to keep you know,

633
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: pecan and stuff keep falling over into my mom and

634
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: them yard. So I tall to see if y'all can

635
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: do something, man, where y'all can pick up I mean,

636
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: my mama and them got a little older. You know,

637
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: we've been picking them up for a long time, but

638
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut the

639
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't, you know,

640
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom and

641
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: them yard because you know, for them to be bending

642
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: over like they're picking up them pecan and it's a

643
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: lot of them. So, you know, mister, I just wanted

644
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: to haul at you and see if you don't mind

645
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when we turned

646
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: the lamo on and stuff, man, it just you know,

647
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 1: the pecans and stuff be coming out of the lamo

648
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: just shooting all over the place. Well, first of all,

649
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: Mamacone trills the old con tree and all its fout well,

650
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: and I can't see me cutting it well. I mean,

651
00:44:54,239 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can't, y'all, but I mean you

652
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: your mother, you can maintain your mother's yard, Sir. I

653
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: go by my mother's house, you know, every other day

654
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: and check on them. But I don't have time to

655
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff.

656
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, if you just

657
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: it don't seem no more than like maybe four or

658
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or

659
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of

660
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: pecans falling off of that. So if you my pacorn

661
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: tree shaded, I go back there, there's no kind of

662
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: nothing beck the okay whatever, sir, I'm not cutting my

663
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: tree for a little like that. Sir. Listen, what I'm

664
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to get you to do is I'm

665
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: not I want you cutting your entire tree down. I

666
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: just want you to cut a few limbs, sir, so

667
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: you know those that way that those are the ones

668
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: that are hanging over it won't be you know, the

669
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.

670
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: And and and you know, like I say they're older now, man,

671
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,

672
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right

673
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down

674
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: so these pecans and quit falling over my mama them

675
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: yard almost and you all you can do is hord

676
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: someone someone I know your mother. Don't cut your yard.

677
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: It's a guy that it's a guy that cuts the yard.

678
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: But even when he cut in the yard, these pecans

679
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: is flying out from underneath the yard. The law more

680
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: they soon a lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over that.

681
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: What kind of long person you have that don't pick

682
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: up before they cut? That's food? Why am I arguing

683
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: with you about picking up stuff and all of this?

684
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to cut a funky little five limbs

685
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: so these dog gonna pecans ain't are falling off my

686
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: mama yard. You you want to cut, you're gonna make

687
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: me come over here and cut the old I would

688
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,959
Speaker 1: come cut the whole damn tree down. You ain't gonna

689
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: put my tree. I grew that tree from when I

690
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: was a kid, and that tree gonna stay in there

691
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: or long I stayed though. Sure, Look I didn't ask

692
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 1: you like a man to cut your little funking pecan

693
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: tree down. Now, I ain't from the hat what you

694
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: know what? Guess what? You you you bad enough you

695
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: can't cut it. I've been look sir tonight today, Rother,

696
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: this evening. It's either gonna be two things happening. Either

697
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna cut the five limbs that I won't cut.

698
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut cut the whole damn or con tree down.

699
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: That's my tree in any game. Nobody's gonna with my tree.

700
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm here right now. I'm you're not hearing them the

701
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: yard right now, come on, it's you over that right now,

702
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: right now. I will bring my right home back. You

703
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: know what, you get my numb in the way, got

704
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: your know I got it because it's the saved is

705
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 1: one that dress left in my mama's. You're gonna cut

706
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: this damn tree down. I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man,

707
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: I ain't use my creating something in a long time.

708
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: Any wait, I've been waiting on them like you. You

709
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: didn't lost your damn mind. You live, y'all, punk. I

710
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: told you once and I told you twice. I'm old

711
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: you younger, don't do that. See that's what's right there.

712
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: You know what you can do? Tell your mama make

713
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,959
Speaker 1: up a corn pie. What you say by my mama,

714
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: tell her to make a corn poe and come for me.

715
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: Tell my mama what break a corn pot with? Make

716
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: up pecan pie. I don't want no pecoran pop. We

717
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 1: don't even eat potcorn pie. We're so sick and he's down. Pecun.

718
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: You got followed over in the backyard. You got to

719
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying to I'm

720
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I really am

721
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: hurt me. Hurt me, Come on, hurt me pretty for me.

722
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. It's your side side.

723
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,479
Speaker 1: It is you outside. You know how you know? Say

724
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: you know what? I'm here, I'm here, I'm I'm I'm

725
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: gonna be in your mama way. Dude, you get out.

726
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: You get out my mama driveway right now. Get out

727
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: my mama driveway all up, putting me out. I'm putting you.

728
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: Get your you get your back in your drive When

729
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 1: you get out my mama drive way, get out you

730
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: get out of my mama john way. Who crying for? Now?

731
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: Tell you I'm here. Waiting on you. You get out

732
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: of my mama. Get out of my mama. Joe way

733
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: better go cook me some me because I'm gonna sit here.

734
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

735
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: With you listen, you don't wanna say I'm waiting at

736
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 1: you at your mama house. This is nephew tim Me

737
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

738
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: by your brother. Man, I don't say this, sun Man.

739
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my man. I'm gonna I'm anna, but

740
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: I don't play. I'm too old. Else, do me a favor.

741
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: First of all, get out tell people yard, go back

742
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 1: to your yard. You gave me half blood pressure. Ain't

743
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: nobody mad about your country none of that. Ain't nobody

744
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: going to cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you. No, man,

745
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: I'll be caring my grandkid in school. Listen, y'all boy, y'all, y'all,

746
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: y'all boy, y'all man. I got one more question for you.

747
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: Tell me what is the baddest radio station in the

748
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: landing l c S. So now you have a question.

749
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: This is just stupid at its best. That's all I'm

750
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: trying to do. Ye April fifteenth, is going down The

751
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: Laughing Love Show April fifteenth, The Laughing Love Show that

752
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 1: is in Bowling Green, Kentucky at the sky Pactickets on

753
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: sale right now. That his nephew, Tommy and like Jennings,

754
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: that's laughing love. Also joining list is Bubba dub now

755
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: laying in the cut. Laying in the cut. Oh my god,

756
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: Me and lou Nell together at the Kenswick Theater in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

757
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 1: April twenty night. Tickets on sale right now. That's Depthet

758
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: Tommy and lou Nell. That's stupid and most stupid. I

759
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: don't think it can getting the more here the net

760
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: right there, that's it. That's that's high limit, way up

761
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: on the egg and chain right there. That's way up there.

762
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: Tommy and lou Nell at the Kesswick, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, April

763
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: to twenty ninth. Tickets our own sale red now Phil

764
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,479
Speaker 1: it sound like Phil It and me hit it back

765
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: all right, thinking nephew coming up. Strawberry letter for today

766
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: subject I need my wife to reinstate my whole pass.

767
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Morning show,

768
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,919
Speaker 1: all right, guys, It is time now for Today's Strawberry Letter,

769
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

770
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

771
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: FM dot com and just click submit Strawberry Letter. That's

772
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: all you have to do. We could be reading your

773
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read

774
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: this one right here, right now. You hear that, Yeah,

775
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: you hear it. Buckle up and hold on type We

776
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: got it. Fire you Strawberry Letter, Thank you Tommy. Subject.

777
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: I need my wife to reinstate my Hall Pass to

778
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty eight year old married man.

779
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: I've been married for two years and it's been a

780
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: rocky two years so far. Right after I married my wife,

781
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: she cheated on me with her ex boyfriend. I suspected

782
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 1: something was going on all along, and she finally did

783
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: admit it to me, but she said she was drunk

784
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: and it only happened once. I forgave her eventually and

785
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: were still together. After it happened, my wife said she

786
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: felt terrible and she told me there was only one

787
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: way to make things even. So she offered me a

788
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: quote Hall Pass, which allowed me to have sex with

789
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: one person outside of our marriage. I didn't have to

790
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: tell her who it was or when it happened, just

791
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: let her know after i'd used my Hall pass. Once

792
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: I forgave her, I had no intentions of cheating on her,

793
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: and I let her know the proposal. The proposal was crazy. Now,

794
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 1: as time has gone by, I regret that I turned

795
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: down my Hall pass because I ran into an old

796
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: friend from high school and she looked better than she's

797
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: ever looked. She works out now and everything was right

798
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: and tight on her body. Around the time I ran

799
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 1: into my old classmate, my wife and I had been

800
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: arguing a lot and it was stressful at home, so

801
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: I considered going to my wife to see if I

802
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: could possibly get my hall pass reinstated. I told my

803
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: classmate everything that was going on in my head, and

804
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: she told me to think long and hard about it.

805
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: Before I asked my wife, I just want one time

806
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: with my classmate, just to see what I've been missing

807
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: all of these years. So my question to you is,

808
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 1: should I do it and hope it never comes between

809
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: my marriage, or should I request a hall pass and

810
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: let my wife know I want to get a little

811
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 1: side action like she did. Okay, No, and no, and

812
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: that should conclude my answer. But anyway, okay, you're you're

813
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: just begging, begging for trouble and and asking for more problems.

814
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: And you're already troubled marriage. You said, you guys have

815
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: been arguing of late. The way I see it, you

816
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 1: have you don't really have any options here, um not

817
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 1: to use your hall pass that your wife offered to

818
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: you before, and not to tell her everything. Uh no,

819
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: you don't do that, all right, don't do that. You

820
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: said that you forgave her. You guys had a clean

821
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: slate and everything. You just happen to run into this

822
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: temptation called your old high school friend. And that's all

823
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: it is, uh temptation. You know. Try to fix your marriage, okay,

824
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: try to fix it even though you guys have been

825
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 1: even though it's been what'd you say, Steve? I'm sorry,

826
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: what'd you say? Oh? Okay, okay, but anyway, where was that?

827
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, you know that. Don't don't take that

828
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: option to go back and ask ask your wife for

829
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: the hall pass. I mean, you really think after all

830
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: this time, she's gonna say go ahead and do it now?

831
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: Just don't? I mean she might, I don't know that's

832
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 1: maybe the kind of marriage you guys have at twenty eight,

833
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: But don't do that. Okay, stay and try to fix

834
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: what's wrong with your marriage. Right now. Your wife cheated

835
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: on you with her ex boyfriend. She said she was drunk.

836
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: You forgave her. Please try to fix that and move on.

837
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: Get this girl out of your mind if you can.

838
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: Don't keep trying thinking about her, trying to go back

839
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: doing all of that. Please don't do that. Okay, You're

840
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: gonna cause yourself a world of problems, and it's just

841
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: not worth it. It's just not worth it. Now. If

842
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: you and your wife end up getting a divorce, then

843
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: you know, maybe you want to look up your old

844
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: high school friend. But right now, I say let it go. Steve.

845
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: This is a good letter. This is a tough one,

846
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: this twenty eight year old young man. I'm gonna try

847
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: to talk to you like you my son, because I

848
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: got ye old boy, so I'm gonna try. But I

849
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: want you all to understand before I read this letter

850
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: and dissect it, I'm a grown man, and all my

851
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: advice is not perfect. Some of this is for comedy,

852
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: and some of it as well. It's just a damn letter.

853
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: He'd been married for two years, he's rocky. Right after

854
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: he got married, his wife cheated on him with her

855
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. So then he said, I suspected someone's going

856
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: on all along, and she finally admitted to me. But

857
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: she says she was drunk and it only happened once.

858
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: This over with. Now there's no need for no letter

859
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: because you ain't playing on quick drinking? Are you? So

860
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: all this got? It happened again? Written? Well, you know

861
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: she said she was sorry it only happened once she

862
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: was drunk. Well, she ain't went to the alcoholics, anonymous

863
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: or nothing. So if you ain't gonna quit drinking, this

864
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: has the potential of it could happen all over again.

865
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: Now I'm not mad nobody because they get drunk, they

866
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: gonna have sex with somebody. We got to get out

867
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 1: of this marriage now because last time I checked, they

868
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: say alcohol everywhere. So now I'm married to a person

869
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: that can't passing nothing without passing out something. If you

870
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: can't pass a bar without passing out something, girl, this

871
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: marriage can't work. So now me and you threw anyway.

872
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: I forgave her eventually and we're still together now after

873
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: it happened. My wife says she felt terrible, and she

874
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: told me that the only way to make things even

875
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: she offered me a Hall pass, which allowed me to

876
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: have sex with one person outside our marriage. I didn't

877
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: have to tell her who it was or when it happened,

878
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: just let her know after I had used my Hall pass. Boy,

879
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 1: if this wasn't an opportunity for you to capitalize and

880
00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: never mentioned the damn Hall pass, hold on, Steve, We'll

881
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: have Yeah, we'll have part two of you up. We're

882
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: kind of twenty three minutes. Has never been off for

883
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: the damn Hall pass. I'm gonna I just got your

884
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: hall in the damn hall. I ain't have a pass,

885
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: all right, subject today, I need my wife to reinstate

886
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: my Hall pass. We'll be back in twenty three minutes

887
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: after the hour to get back into it right after this.

888
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's

889
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter and wrap up part two of your response.

890
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: Twenty year old dude Mary two years been rocky, found

891
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: out his wife cheated on the way the ex boyfriend.

892
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: You know, she said it only happened once she was drunk.

893
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: I don't like that excuse. I was drunk. That's why

894
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: it happened. Seeing us how they continued to sell alcohol worldwide,

895
00:58:53,760 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: damn worldwide. I don't see how this can't happen again. Yeah,

896
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: I don't know where she can go. Well, I ain't

897
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: serving no alcohol. Rockingham, North Carolina was a dry county,

898
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: but even if you drove ten miles, you could get

899
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: drunk over there and drive back home and screw the

900
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: gas station attended. So I'm not real secure with her,

901
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: but you forgave her, and so she decided to make

902
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: things even to give you a Hall pass, which allowed

903
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: this dude to have sex with one person outside their marriage.

904
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: He didn't, She didn't. He told her, you don't have

905
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: to tell me who it was or when it happened.

906
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: Just let her know after I had used my hall pass. Now,

907
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: he said, once I forgave her, I had no intentions

908
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: or cheating on her, and I let her know that

909
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: the proposal was crazy. I ain't gonna judge you. I

910
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: think that's a noble thing to do, young man. You

911
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 1: want to be in a committed marriage. Two wrongs don't

912
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 1: make her right. That was a wonderfully adult decision that

913
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: you made. Far ahead of my years at twenty eight,

914
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that still that now, I had

915
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: never heard of a hall pass, nor has any one

916
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: ever given me a hall pair. I ain't had a

917
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: girlfriend with a hall pass. Now, not to say I

918
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: wasn't out in the hall. I've been out in the

919
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 1: hall hall monitor stopping me everything, Polarard's everything. But that's now,

920
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: as time has gone by, I regret that I turned

921
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: down the hall pass because I ran into an old

922
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: friend from high school and she looked better than she

923
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: ever looked. She worked out now and everything was writing

924
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,439
Speaker 1: tight on her body. Around the time I ran into

925
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: my old classmate, my wife and I had been arguing

926
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: a lot and was strestful at home. Well, son, she

927
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 1: she gave you what what? What Steve? She gave you?

928
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: What are you saying she gave your pass? You had

929
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: to pass anyway? Uh? And so now I've considered going

930
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: to my wife here who to let it get real

931
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: damned dumb? Yeah, it's been stupid, but now we're in

932
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 1: a inter dumbed him. So I considered going to my

933
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: wife to see if I could possibly get my hall

934
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: pass reinstated. What what what did your dumbass, just say

935
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: why what did you say? You find to go to

936
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: your wife a woman, You find to go to a female,

937
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 1: tell her to her proposal was crazy. Come back after

938
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: you ran up into your old classmate and you're gonna

939
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: ask her to reconsider reinstate in your hall pass. Let

940
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: me ask you something, How do you imagine this going down?

941
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: Tell me how you introduced this concept to your wife. Okay,

942
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,439
Speaker 1: now after you get out the hospital, what I want

943
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: you to do it is I want you to then

944
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: think about hospital. Uncle Steve told your dumb ass not

945
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: to say that. Boy, you cannot go in there with

946
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: your stupid ass and say that. Listen to me anyway,

947
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: the original hall pass was a trap, and you played

948
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: the right thing by saying this proposal is crazy. That

949
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: was the perfect response. But all being said, if you

950
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: was gonna do it, you should have took your hall

951
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: pass and then just said I just told you it

952
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: was a crazy ass proposal, But I took the pass

953
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: and then you'd have been clear. But now you're gonna

954
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: go back and ask to read and stated. Now here's

955
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: what your dumbass did. You went back to your classmate

956
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,479
Speaker 1: and and told her what was going on in your head,

957
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: and your classmate told you to think long and hard

958
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 1: about it before I asked my wife. Hold on, donc

959
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: you went to the woman that you want to cheat

960
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: with and asked her? Did you should I ask my wife?

961
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: Can I have a hall pass to cheat with you? Doc?

962
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm make this statement right here. You ain't got no daddy. Yeah,

963
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: there's no way you have a dad. It's no way

964
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 1: you was raised without a father. I'm gonna just say that.

965
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: So let let Uncle Steve help you out. Hey, dog,

966
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: quit talking to your new class made potential of mistress

967
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: about your wife. That's rude. Number one. Secondly, don't go

968
01:03:55,760 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: intea and ask your wife to reinstate no damn hall pass. Now,

969
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: Shirley said, get the girl out your mind? That's impossible.

970
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: How do you get temptation that? Surely you can't try

971
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: to get somebody out your mind. That ain't how it worked,

972
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: because you can't control your mind with what comes in it.

973
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: You control how you process it, but you can't stop

974
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 1: the sin and the temptation from in in your mind.

975
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: He's twenty eight years old here in trouble. He he's

976
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: been asleep with this girl. Oh, I didn't slept with

977
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: an eye ain't in my mind. I don't know. All right, listen,

978
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back with part three of the Strawberry

979
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: Letter today. It's a good one, subject I need my

980
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 1: wife to reinstate my hall pass. We'll be back right

981
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:50,959
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve. You had part

982
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: three of today's Strawberry Letters the subject I need my

983
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: wife to reinstate my hall pass. Let's recap, because surely

984
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: this letter was a twenty eight year old dude that

985
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: was married his wife. She did on him. He forgave

986
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: h but she felt bad about it and so said

987
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 1: to even it up, she gave a dude the hall pass.

988
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: He told her he wasn't interested on a hall pass.

989
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: He thought that proposal was crazy because he didn't want

990
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: to cheat on his wife. Man. Yeah, so then he regretted.

991
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 1: He turned it down because he ran up into an

992
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 1: old friend from high school and she was looking better

993
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: than ever. She worked out now, everything was right and

994
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: tight on her body. And around the time that he

995
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: ran up into him and his girl had been a

996
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: hug and a lodden stressful at home. So here was

997
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: his dilemma. I've considered going to my wife to see

998
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: if I could possibly get my hall pass reinstated. Boy,

999
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: and I told him before the break, you cannot do that,

1000
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: you cannot do that, But he did it got dumber,

1001
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: he said, And I told my classmaker the woman that

1002
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: he wanted to see. He told his classmate, the chick

1003
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 1: that he ran up and do with the banging body,

1004
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: that everything that was going on in my head. And

1005
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: she told me to think long and hard about it

1006
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: before I ask my wife. Hay food, Hey food, you

1007
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: go go to your wife and ask her, cause she

1008
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 1: reinstate the hall pass, and you didn't ask the girl,

1009
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: the potential mistress that you're gonna sleep with, what her

1010
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: opinion is. And she tells you to think long and

1011
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 1: hard about it. So my question to you is should

1012
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: I do it? Now? You cannot discuss your wife with

1013
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: a chick that you're talking to on the side. That's

1014
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 1: how all the fast store. You don't ever listen to me.

1015
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: Don't ever talk about your wife to another human being.

1016
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: Your wife is off limit to the opinion of other people. Now. Dog,

1017
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 1: if you go to your baring gonna man a girl

1018
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: at the house tripping, that's one thing she don't go

1019
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 1: to no woman. Yeah, and talk about your wife to

1020
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: a woman. Are you done? You're breaking the rules. Son,

1021
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: Then you stop this now, Shirley say, get this out

1022
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: your mind. That's not gonna happen. We're gonna have. It's

1023
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,960
Speaker 1: gonna happen. That's gonna have. That's how he got another problem.

1024
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 1: It's just how he gonna play this because he fitted

1025
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: out set with this girl, Sherley. They don't matter what

1026
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: the hit all we say, he gone here control, guys,

1027
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 1: have self control. We gotta leave your comments on today's

1028
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 1: letter on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM and check out

1029
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter. We have control and he don't have

1030
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 1: control here twenty eight Jake, you're listening morning show. All right, guys,

1031
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: time for today's comedy roulette. Jay. Let him have it quickly, please.

1032
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: We take three subjects. Put him on the wheel, sputting

1033
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 1: the wheel, wedge stop damn it. We'll make it funny.

1034
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 1: Watch us, watch us do this. All right, here we go.

1035
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: Today's categories are, if you really really don't know what

1036
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: you're doing, you should never blank. All right, uh huh huh,

1037
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,440
Speaker 1: all right. Things you put on ice cream, all right?

1038
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 1: And television show you cut off that you really can't stand.

1039
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 1: Television show you cut off that you really can't stand. Okay, alright,

1040
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 1: bend the wheel. I want things you put on ice

1041
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: Oho landed on. You really really don't know what you're doing,

1042
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: you should never blank Jane, there would go comedy roulette.

1043
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:48,760
Speaker 1: If you really really don't know what you're doing, you

1044
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:52,680
Speaker 1: should never try to pierce your own ears. Okay, if

1045
01:08:52,720 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: you don't go yeah, yeah, go ja. If you really

1046
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 1: really don't know what you're doing, you should never break

1047
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 1: up fights. I'm telling you don't know you you're going

1048
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: to get ask me, but I'm telling I've seen this happen.

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01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 1: Get your hands off him. Okay, all right. If you

1050
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: really don't know what you're doing, you should really not

1051
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,799
Speaker 1: try to put magic shade on your bald head y'ah

1052
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: my god, what you are looking like? Oh? If you

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01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:36,920
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing. If you really really don't

1054
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, you should never tell a new

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01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: woman what you're about to do to her when y'all

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01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 1: get home, we get to the house, Yeah, wear that, Yeah, nah,

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01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:07,679
Speaker 1: I don't brand before I have screaming. If you really

1058
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 1: really really don't know what you're doing. You can check

1059
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:16,680
Speaker 1: yourself for him. Rod, you can't do that. You want

1060
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: to get okay, if you don't know what you're doing,

1061
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 1: but if here we go. If you really really don't

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01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,160
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, you should never make potatoes salad.

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01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 1: I'm telling you to say something. I think I got it. No,

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01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,840
Speaker 1: you didn't, just know what you're doing. You make a

1065
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: potato salad, don't don't. Don't think it. If you don't

1066
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, If you don't know what you're doing,

1067
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,920
Speaker 1: if you don't know what you're doing, if you really

1068
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing, I mean, really really don't

1069
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, don't tell the kids you've been

1070
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: to go up there and get the ball out the tree.

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01:10:52,320 --> 01:11:03,360
Speaker 1: Don't tell them yours to the hospital. Yeah, if you

1072
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,680
Speaker 1: really really don't know what you're doing, you are to

1073
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:15,640
Speaker 1: never tell nobody your ass can cook. Don't put that

1074
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 1: out and saying all right, all right, all right, we're

1075
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:22,439
Speaker 1: doing comedy roulette and is. If you really really don't

1076
01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: know what you're doing, if you don't know what you're doing,

1077
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 1: don't you try to put that seventy inch TV on

1078
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:31,720
Speaker 1: your wall. Okay, If you don't know what the hell

1079
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: are you doing? All right? Kind of stood or nothing?

1080
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 1: Here you go. If you really really don't know what

1081
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 1: you're doing, I mean, you really don't know what you're doing,

1082
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: don't you ever start a fire? I swear to God,

1083
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:51,200
Speaker 1: I said, if you don't know what you're doing, if

1084
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: you really really don't know what you're doing, please don't

1085
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: try to siphen some gas out of a car. Please.

1086
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing you'll ask. If you really really

1087
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:15,280
Speaker 1: don't know what you're doing, don't you ever decorate your

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01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:24,680
Speaker 1: own apartment at I keel. That's comedy Roulette Guys stories

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01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:26,679
Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, right after this you're listening morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, So, Steve, it's been a minute since you

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01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,680
Speaker 1: introduce your brand new healthy product to Elevate You, the

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Speaker 1: Green Powders. So how's it going. What's happening? You know?

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, Elevate You is getting rave reviews.

1095
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,759
Speaker 1: I was really moved by a video that a woman

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01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 1: sent me the other day talking about the product. She

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01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 1: decided to try it, and after a week she noticed

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01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 1: a huge difference in her energy level and she was

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01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,719
Speaker 1: able to do things that she normally set around more sediment,

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01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,880
Speaker 1: you know, and everything, and how it's giving her the energy.

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01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: And then she got emotional and just said, I wanted

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01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: to thank you because I've tried some things and I

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01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,439
Speaker 1: just couldn't get it. But this is giving me the

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01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 1: energy that I haven't had in a long time. And

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Speaker 1: you know, she said, as a woman, just becoming more

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01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 1: regular was a great help to her digestion. And I

1107
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,880
Speaker 1: hear that from a lot of women. Yeah, that digestion

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01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 1: is tough for a lot of women as even as

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01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: they especially as they get older. But even throughout I

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01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 1: hear women talk about that all time. People who get

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01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 1: it enjoyed the taste. People who get it enjoyed mostly

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01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: the results. Look, it's not a one stop shop miracle.

1113
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,120
Speaker 1: You drank this and pounds just gonna drop off. No,

1114
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 1: you still have to work out, you still gotta take walks.

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01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: You know, you still gotta watch what you eat. It

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01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,800
Speaker 1: does give you energy and help with your brain falk,

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01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: and it helps with your digestion. And that's what a

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01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 1: lot of people are finding out about the new elevate

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Speaker 1: you dot com. Go check it out right now. L apostrophe,

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Speaker 1: evate l evate you dot com. All right, we'll have

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Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

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01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round of would

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Speaker 1: you rather? Right after this you're listening to show? All right, guys,

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01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 1: it is time for would you rather? Would you rather

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01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 1: have to always lie to your friends? Or would you

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01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: rather tell your enemies the truth? So? Which one? I

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01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: ain't got no problem would be at all? Yeah? Just

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Speaker 1: straight up in your face, man? Yeah, So you rather

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01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 1: tell your enemies the truth? I tell them the truth

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01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 1: and lie of them for him. I know how you

1131
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:56,480
Speaker 1: guys feel about lying? Yeah, now we cool, We cool? Okay,

1132
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 1: we ain't all right, but we ain't right all right?

1133
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:04,839
Speaker 1: Would you rather never be able to take a hot shower?

1134
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:09,840
Speaker 1: Or never be able to eat fried food again? Never

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01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,760
Speaker 1: be able to eat fried food again? Yeah? Got to

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01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:18,000
Speaker 1: be hot, got to be chicken, it's grilla. Are you

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01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 1: talking about not taking a shower? A hot shower? Yeah? Hot?

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01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,599
Speaker 1: Well what other kind of shower is it? Can take?

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01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:32,040
Speaker 1: No cold shower? Show, can't take no cold shower. Okay,

1140
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,840
Speaker 1: you'll give up, You'll give up fried catfish and fried

1141
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 1: chicken and fried yeah, I'm saying catfish. Now, come on,

1142
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,519
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta have nothe fried. You can't take a shower,

1143
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:53,439
Speaker 1: are you king? Are you kidding me? At least you

1144
01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:58,439
Speaker 1: will be a lot healthier. Yeah, without the fried foods.

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01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: All right, all right? Would you rather be the president

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01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 1: of the United States for a day, just for a day,

1147
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:09,200
Speaker 1: or would you rather be a billionaire for a day?

1148
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:15,360
Speaker 1: You don't want to be the most powerful man in

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01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 1: the world. Can you do nothing for a day? What?

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01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 1: What do you can't do nothing? They're gonna beet or everything.

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01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 1: You say? Oh okay, you say, you say, he really

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01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 1: has no power for a day. I'm gonna do this

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01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 1: for the country. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this.

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01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. As soon as you sign it,

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01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: they're gonna run all that out they vote on it.

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01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 1: I need that billion. Give me that billion. I get

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01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,040
Speaker 1: a billion for one day, for one day, I got

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01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:46,960
Speaker 1: a billion. Do set yourself, well, the whole billion is

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01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:51,960
Speaker 1: gone one day for hours. Can you think you can

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01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: spell a bit to spend a billion one day? No,

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01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna spend it. I know where to put it.

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01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,760
Speaker 1: I'm calling Robert Smith and I need for him to

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01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:04,280
Speaker 1: just tell me what to do with six hundred million

1164
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,680
Speaker 1: of it. What if the other four hundred million go

1165
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 1: get spent that day? That's the first thing, all right,

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Today's rather first in the playing first

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Speaker 1: coming up forty nine minutes after it'll be our last

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Speaker 1: break of the day, Sorry, Steve, and some interesting, interesting

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Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey. You

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01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 1: don't want to miss this coming up right after this.

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01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 1: You're listening all right? Here we are last break of

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Speaker 1: the day, Steve, take us home with some enlightenment and

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Speaker 1: some closing remarks. You know, one of the things I

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01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,600
Speaker 1: think is important for people to keep their mind on

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01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 1: and can always be conscious of. I've especially tried to

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Speaker 1: embard this in my children, but like all of us,

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Speaker 1: my children no different from your children. Sometimes they get it,

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01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: sometimes they don't. Sometimes they're here it later, but it'll

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01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 1: register eventually. But I wish somebody had given it to

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Speaker 1: me early and helped me really really understand the importance

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01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,919
Speaker 1: of this right here. The things that you do today

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01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: and every day will determine your future. The things that

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01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,280
Speaker 1: you do today and every day will determine your future.

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Speaker 1: The mistake I was making as a young man was

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01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 1: I didn't understand how to lay all the groundwork I

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01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:51,639
Speaker 1: needed to lay in order to become successful. I just didn't,

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Speaker 1: you know, you know, I flunked out of school. I didn't.

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01:18:57,080 --> 01:19:03,600
Speaker 1: I didn't understand how to set goals and dreams. I

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01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:08,760
Speaker 1: didn't know anything about writing my visions down. I did

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01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 1: not know fully, nor did I really comprehend how the

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Speaker 1: things that I was doing on a daily basis back

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Speaker 1: then would affect my future. I just didn't see it.

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Speaker 1: I guess one of the reasons I didn't see it

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01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:26,080
Speaker 1: was because, like so many of you and myself, we

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Speaker 1: didn't see what our life had to do with fifteen

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Speaker 1: twenty years from now. It's sort of funny because you

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01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 1: haven't gotten to the fifteen twenty year mark. You don't

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Speaker 1: know anything about really setting goals at high all of

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Speaker 1: this here, and I just didn't at the time that

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Speaker 1: I didn't make enough preparation. I did not lay enough

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01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 1: foundation to be as successful as I could have been earlier.

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01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: So what I tried to impart upon people is to

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01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:01,320
Speaker 1: remember this now, that the things you do today and

1204
01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 1: every day will determine your future. All these frivolous days.

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01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 1: You keep having these things that you think it won't matter.

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01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm just young. Look, I'm young. What you won't you know?

1207
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:17,680
Speaker 1: If you keep using youth, it's your excuse. That'll be

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01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:21,800
Speaker 1: your excuse when you get old. I was young back then,

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01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know no better. Well, at one point in time,

1210
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,599
Speaker 1: you gotta stop being young and you gotta start knowing

1211
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 1: better because that excuse is only gonna be good for you.

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01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,160
Speaker 1: If you want to explain your failure as a person,

1213
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:36,960
Speaker 1: then all you gotta do is just keep on talking

1214
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 1: like that because I got that you don't didn't know then,

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01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,559
Speaker 1: but you know now. Or what I'm trying to get

1216
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:50,920
Speaker 1: more people to do is to know now what you'll

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01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 1: be talking about later on. If I only knew then

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01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:56,360
Speaker 1: what I know now. Well, I'm trying to get you

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01:20:56,439 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 1: to start thinking about it now because everything you do,

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01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,879
Speaker 1: the things you do today and every day, will determine

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01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:08,479
Speaker 1: your future, because your future is coming. And often said, man,

1222
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 1: we just spend too much time wasting time on frivolous things.

1223
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:17,200
Speaker 1: What really does really? What does happy I would do?

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01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:22,920
Speaker 1: It's just a celebration for being off work. It don't

1225
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 1: put you in line to accomplish much of nothing. How

1226
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 1: many business network things you to went to out a

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01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:35,320
Speaker 1: bar that was really business networking. Really, there was a

1228
01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:38,680
Speaker 1: bunch of people standing around in the same predicament you hen,

1229
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:42,360
Speaker 1: wanting to accomplish the same things you want to accomplish,

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01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:45,679
Speaker 1: but needing somebody is to get it done. But y'all

1231
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 1: all in that needing something. Man, I can't tell you

1232
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 1: how many times I've wasted moments of youth pursuing something

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01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 1: that had no value to it. Looking back on it,

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01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,400
Speaker 1: if I had really understood that the things you do

1235
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 1: today and every day would determine your future, i'd have

1236
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 1: been a little bit more serious about my day to day.

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01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 1: But I wasn't. I just wasn't, And I paid for that,

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Speaker 1: and it cost me in my thirties. Oh my god, man,

1239
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:29,960
Speaker 1: my thirties was miserable. Ah, Man, my thirties was. I

1240
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,760
Speaker 1: was in a pain, man, I was in a pain.

1241
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,760
Speaker 1: But I bought it all on myself. So I spent

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01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 1: all of my thirties fixing what I should have been

1243
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 1: doing in my twenties, and I spent all of my

1244
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,880
Speaker 1: forties getting it together the way that I should have

1245
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,120
Speaker 1: been doing in my thirties. I looked up one day

1246
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:52,719
Speaker 1: and I was fifty and I said, man, I gotta

1247
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:58,080
Speaker 1: get it together for real. And that's how it happens.

1248
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:03,240
Speaker 1: So just remember this. You are. All the things that

1249
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:08,040
Speaker 1: you're doing today and every day it will determine your future.

1250
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:12,160
Speaker 1: And know this, the future is coming. It may very

1251
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:15,240
Speaker 1: well get here, all right. Keep that in mind, those

1252
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 1: of my closing remarks. And drop it, baby, drop it drop.

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Speaker 1: seconds it sounded like, thank you Steve for that. For

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