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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I'm for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, whatever it is, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything because we don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is. Everybody that calls in to tell

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Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us one

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Speaker 1: no idea what their name is. I'm going to say

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Speaker 1: a word. Then Alex freshall say a word than English

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Speaker 1: seven will say a word and that'll be the first, middle,

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Speaker 1: and last name of the person on the phone. Got cool,

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Speaker 1: all right, on the phone right now to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret is bed oops Sprout, bed Oops Sprout.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like it's it sounds like it could actually

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Speaker 1: be a name from Belgium or something. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why I say Belgium. But bet oop Sprout is

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Hello, bet oop Sprout. Hello, meet bep Sprout.

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret? What is it?

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Speaker 1: I do? Um? It's kind of embarrassing. Um, I really

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Speaker 1: have this phobia about using public bathrooms. Oh, I just

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Speaker 1: won't do it. You and every other human being in

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Speaker 1: the worlds are disgusting. I still use them, but they're gross?

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Speaker 1: Is that your d I can't. I can't even do that,

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Speaker 1: not at a restaurant, not oh out at the part,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like nowhere, what do you do? What do

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Speaker 1: you you just don't use about you? I mean, do

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Speaker 1: you have access sometimes? Because I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: hold it? No? I mean, oh my god, Actually yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of ruining my life because I have to

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Speaker 1: drive home or at least drive to a friend's place

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Speaker 1: and use the bathroom. Wow. Well, so there's not one

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Speaker 1: public restaurant that you'll use. No, so what if you're

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Speaker 1: like not in your home or a friend's house. Uh,

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Speaker 1: then we have an issue that just doesn't happen because

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Speaker 1: I don't go that far because that's that Oh isn't

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Speaker 1: that how you get like ut eyes and stuff an

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Speaker 1: infection or bladder infection by holding it too long? I

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Speaker 1: mean I suppose, Yeah, yeah, I just don't go that far.

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Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, you guys. I'm actually going to

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Speaker 1: a therapist right now to see if I can pick

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Speaker 1: up trying to work it out. But honestly I can't.

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Speaker 1: I just can't. You Like, can you can you squat

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Speaker 1: and pe Is that okay? Like outdoors? Yeah, public more camping,

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Speaker 1: Like if you had to, like if you needed to

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Speaker 1: and you didn't want to use like a restroom in public,

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Speaker 1: you could just like hide behind a tree or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how natured. I've done that camping and stuff. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can do that, but I can't go into like a

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Speaker 1: public bathroom and Alex, I just can't. Alex can give

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Speaker 1: you really good tips on squatting and peeing wherever. She's

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Speaker 1: very good at it. She's she's very good at peeing outside.

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Speaker 1: Who I am too. I actually had the opposite of

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Speaker 1: this problem when I was growing up. I so my

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Speaker 1: back garden had a basketball like court in it, and

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Speaker 1: I took a dump in the middle of the court.

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Speaker 1: I also took a poop on the side of a

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Speaker 1: swimming pool one day. I was talking about pea. Oh sorry, yeah, quickly,

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Speaker 1: I think your dirty little secret is I just revealed

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Speaker 1: one of English evans. He yeah, and I think that

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Speaker 1: was a lying way back there. Sound the line being cut.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't very fun at polities when I was younger.

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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, seriously, I don't even want to invite

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Speaker 1: you over anymore now I don't know what's going to happen. No,

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Speaker 1: going backyard. Well, how's how's therapy going for it? Do

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Speaker 1: you feel like you're getting any like better? I mean

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Speaker 1: I just started, don't know the last month, but okay,

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Speaker 1: I think it's going well and hopefully it'll work it

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Speaker 1: out and I'll be able to go places. Now it's

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Speaker 1: have you traveled like in a plane? No, but I did.

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Speaker 1: I bought an RV so that I could have my

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Speaker 1: own bathroom when traveling. I don't want planes because the

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Speaker 1: bathroom thing. But I did buy an RV so that

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Speaker 1: I could travel a little bit. So you're just driven

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Speaker 1: around the US pretty much crazy, it is it is

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Speaker 1: because it's my bathroom. Well, I hope, though, you know

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Speaker 1: you can get through this because I really want you

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Speaker 1: to be able to go places. Nope, you can get

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Speaker 1: it figured out of a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you're going to get some help for it and hopefully, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you can you know, baby steps until you know

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Speaker 1: you can use a public restroom and be able to

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Speaker 1: go wherever you want. Yeah, I believe. I have faith

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Speaker 1: in you and I know you'll get there. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing. Also appreciate it, and I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm probably not the only person out there. Yeah no,

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Speaker 1: And we'll get English Evan into some therapy to work

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Speaker 1: on that pooping and public problem that he's got. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you for us. You're doing a little secret.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.