Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,
Speaker 1: tap all right into the.
Speaker 2: Phone tab Dear Elvis.
Speaker 3: My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly
Speaker 3: when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.
Speaker 2: She gets so mad.
Speaker 3: In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
Speaker 3: phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
Speaker 3: on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,
Speaker 3: Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell
Speaker 3: her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Voshynsky.
Speaker 3: All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 3: to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her
Speaker 3: cell phone. Let's listen it.
Speaker 1: Hello, this is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone.
Speaker 2: How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 1: Why are you calling the sumber.
Speaker 2: Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
Speaker 2: need your help today. Miss.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish
Speaker 1: to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,
Speaker 1: but I can't do this right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
Speaker 2: you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.
Speaker 1: No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
Speaker 1: on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
Speaker 1: solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.
Speaker 2: This will only take twenty seconds, Miss.
Speaker 1: Hello, This is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans
Speaker 2: Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1: Miss You just called me. I asked you not to
Speaker 1: call me on my cell phone, and now you're calling
Speaker 1: me back. Remove this number from your lip.
Speaker 2: With a pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled
Speaker 2: war Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?
Speaker 3: Miss Hello?
Speaker 2: For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an umbrella and
Speaker 2: for a one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister
Speaker 2: Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas
Speaker 2: Memorial Pond.
Speaker 1: Well, this is not a recording. Why aren't you listening
Speaker 1: to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.
Speaker 1: Well, can you listen to me? Please?
Speaker 2: M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.
Speaker 1: Miss good, you called me twice in ten minutes on
Speaker 1: my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
Speaker 1: cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
Speaker 1: or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye.
Speaker 2: Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled
Speaker 2: war Veterans with Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 1: Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.
Speaker 2: We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
Speaker 2: and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
Speaker 2: war veterans.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Speaker 1: Stop calling me. I am on my job.
Speaker 2: But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.
Speaker 1: Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,
Speaker 2: including How the West Was One on DVD? How does
Speaker 2: that make you feel?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble
Speaker 2: receiving them.
Speaker 1: No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
Speaker 1: with me You're not dealing with the other person who
Speaker 1: answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
Speaker 1: this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of
Speaker 1: your guy.
Speaker 2: We are a charity whatever, we are, a charitable organization.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't care. This is not charity. You want charity, Winny.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't
Speaker 2: be much longer.
Speaker 1: Now stop calling.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I want your number and I want your name right.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.
Speaker 1: Shut.
Speaker 2: I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to
Speaker 2: me the hell up?
Speaker 1: Okay, don't no again. Do you understand people, or you
Speaker 1: will get babel abuse from me. Okay, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to call it this nonsense.
Speaker 2: I think you should bring it. We are talking about
Speaker 2: people who served in the line of duty in this
Speaker 2: country for you and for me, and stood up for
Speaker 2: America and all what it believes in. Hello, this is
Speaker 2: mister Michael. I'm I went to Disabled more Veterans Christmas
Speaker 2: and oil Fund. Have you changed your mind?
Speaker 1: Miss not at all? You know you're really using it
Speaker 1: my minutes, isn't there anyone.
Speaker 2: Else you could bother if you'd like, I can bother
Speaker 2: Kim Bashinsky.
Speaker 1: Yes, by all means bother Kim Bishinsky because.
Speaker 2: Kim Boshinsky told us to play a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.
Speaker 2: This is Gary Jones. Melvis ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of Macy's right now. For some reason,
Speaker 1: I thought of her because I tried to call her
Speaker 1: while you were calling me. Yes, and I said she
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that to me. Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow,
Speaker 1: you know what I love.
Speaker 3: The phone kept bringing, they kept answering, I love her.
Speaker 2: Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre
Speaker 2: recorded with permission granted by all participants.
Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
Speaker 3: the Morning Show