WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,

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<v Speaker 1>tap all right into the.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tab Dear Elvis.

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<v Speaker 3>My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly

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<v Speaker 3>when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.

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<v Speaker 2>She gets so mad.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, she recently got into a fight with a

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<v Speaker 3>phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her

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<v Speaker 3>on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell

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<v Speaker 3>her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Voshynsky.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her

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<v Speaker 3>cell phone. Let's listen it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael Oppenheim with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling the sumber.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that

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<v Speaker 2>need your help today. Miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish

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<v Speaker 1>to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't do this right now. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me

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<v Speaker 1>on my cell phone. I do not wish to be

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<v Speaker 1>solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>This will only take twenty seconds, Miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss You just called me. I asked you not to

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<v Speaker 1>call me on my cell phone, and now you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>me back. Remove this number from your lip.

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<v Speaker 2>With a pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled

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<v Speaker 2>war Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an umbrella and

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<v Speaker 2>for a one hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Something.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>Memorial Pond.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is not a recording. Why aren't you listening

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<v Speaker 1>to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, can you listen to me? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss good, you called me twice in ten minutes on

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<v Speaker 1>my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my

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<v Speaker 1>cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,

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<v Speaker 1>or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled

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<v Speaker 2>war Veterans with Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 1>Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit

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<v Speaker 2>and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled

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<v Speaker 2>war veterans.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop calling me. I am on my job.

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<v Speaker 2>But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.

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<v Speaker 1>Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,

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<v Speaker 2>including How the West Was One on DVD? How does

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<v Speaker 2>that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble

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<v Speaker 2>receiving them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with me You're not dealing with the other person who

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<v Speaker 1>answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,

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<v Speaker 1>this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of

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<v Speaker 1>your guy.

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<v Speaker 2>We are a charity whatever, we are, a charitable organization.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't care. This is not charity. You want charity, Winny.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't

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<v Speaker 2>be much longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Now stop calling.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I want your number and I want your name right.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to

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<v Speaker 2>me the hell up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't no again. Do you understand people, or you

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<v Speaker 1>will get babel abuse from me. Okay, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to call it this nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should bring it. We are talking about

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<v Speaker 2>people who served in the line of duty in this

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<v Speaker 2>country for you and for me, and stood up for

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<v Speaker 2>America and all what it believes in. Hello, this is

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael. I'm I went to Disabled more Veterans Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>and oil Fund. Have you changed your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss not at all? You know you're really using it

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<v Speaker 1>my minutes, isn't there anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Else you could bother if you'd like, I can bother

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<v Speaker 2>Kim Bashinsky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, by all means bother Kim Bishinsky because.

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<v Speaker 2>Kim Boshinsky told us to play a phone tap on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Gary Jones. Melvis ran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the middle of Macy's right now. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought of her because I tried to call her

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<v Speaker 1>while you were calling me. Yes, and I said she

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't do that to me. Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I love.

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<v Speaker 3>The phone kept bringing, they kept answering, I love her.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre

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<v Speaker 2>recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show