Speaker 1: Okay, I'll type into the search bar midgets in party hats.
Speaker 1: It's one more thing.
Speaker 2: I'm strong and getty, one more thing.
Speaker 1: So the most popular website for porn in the world
Speaker 1: is porn hub. I have talked endlessly on the radio
Speaker 1: show about what I think are the underappreciated evils of
Speaker 1: internet porn. I think it is one of the worst
Speaker 1: things to have happened to society, and it could do mankind.
Speaker 1: But I won't spend any of my time on that. Here,
Speaker 1: the most popular website for online pornography is a porn hub,
Speaker 1: and they released their top searches of the year. The
Speaker 1: thing that grabbed my attention the most. Then we'll go
Speaker 1: through those in a second. But the thing that grabbed
Speaker 1: my attention the most was the rise in tradwife searches.
Speaker 1: Tradwife being a traditional wife and what they claim here,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I buy this or not. Such
Speaker 1: women who are typically submissive and aimed to cater to
Speaker 1: their husbands every year whim. I hate that writing.
Speaker 2: That's already even awful. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, highly
Speaker 2: predjuiced description.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to be a traditional wife who
Speaker 1: who stays home and runs the household, which is like
Speaker 1: the hardest job in the world while the husband goes
Speaker 1: out and earns the living. You're submissive, yeah, says you.
Speaker 1: You a whole right. But the rise in tradwif tradwife
Speaker 1: searches interestingly coincided with an uptech and interesting in videos
Speaker 1: pertaining to anything demurrer, which served surged one and thirty
Speaker 1: three percent. Who's Who's Who's googling for porn demure? I mean,
Speaker 1: I just I just find it hard to believe that
Speaker 1: anybody does. But viral, Oh it did. I don't Why
Speaker 1: is there a reason demure went viral?
Speaker 3: There's a TikTok of a trans woman so with dude
Speaker 3: in his car before work, and he says something along
Speaker 3: the lines of this is my makeup for work.
Speaker 4: It's very demure, it's very something else.
Speaker 3: And that video took It's got five points something million
Speaker 3: views on TikTok.
Speaker 4: I mean it took off.
Speaker 3: So now every makeup tutorial you see across all platforms
Speaker 3: has the word demure in it.
Speaker 2: Dan, That's that's got to be part of it. But
Speaker 2: the other part of it is I can see why
Speaker 2: tarted up porn whore is less erotic to some people
Speaker 2: than like normal woman. I've never found normal women to
Speaker 2: be lacking in sex appeal.
Speaker 1: It sounds sounds like you're onto something you should start
Speaker 1: Joe porn or some sight of your own because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of money in it. There are other things
Speaker 1: I'd prefer to thank you this person who uh somehow
Speaker 1: got paid to write about this set. It seems people
Speaker 1: may be pining for a simpler time, looking for things
Speaker 1: that are less complicated, and maybe seeking out a more
Speaker 1: meaningful experience from their porn, from their internet porn outside it.
Speaker 2: Is it simpler or is it just better? I mean, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: is the modern world with social media and the internet
Speaker 2: constantly and being bombarded with input constantly, is it more complicated? Yes,
Speaker 2: it is in a way. But again that's it. But
Speaker 2: to say they're looking for a simpler life makes it
Speaker 2: somehow like pathetic or something.
Speaker 1: Well, i'd have to get in ahead of somebody who
Speaker 1: ever wasn't. I've never understood the appeal of doesn't look
Speaker 1: like any woman you've ever seen in your life as
Speaker 1: a sex object. I don't get that, but I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people must because they're very popular anyway,
Speaker 1: Just looking at most search terms for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: I'll start at the bottom ranks. Change up eleven slots
Speaker 1: this year, that slots, not slots, up eleven slots this year.
Speaker 2: Teachert slots Yes, Oh, teacher hot for teacher bb dot
Speaker 2: field tardy, Oh, BBW bold, budacious witch? Is that what
Speaker 2: that is? Now?
Speaker 4: Those are big, beautiful women.
Speaker 3: And I got stuck in Las Vegas during a BBW convention.
Speaker 1: They had a convention.
Speaker 4: They had a convention, and that that was something to see.
Speaker 1: Oh, that reminds me last time. It's funny. I used
Speaker 1: the M word earlier to open this because I thought
Speaker 1: it'd be funny. I realized that is not considered a
Speaker 1: cool word anymore.
Speaker 4: They say it, do they? Yes?
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, mid Jay, Little people. When I was in
Speaker 1: Vegas a couple of weeks ago for the Eagles concert
Speaker 1: with my son, there was a little people's convention going on,
Speaker 1: and I've never seen so many little people in one
Speaker 1: place in my life. I mean, everywhere you went. It
Speaker 1: was charming in a way.
Speaker 2: Oh. Judy and I were once in San Jose to
Speaker 2: watch a Jimmy Buffet concert, and as we he ingested
Speaker 2: a fair amount of liquid refreshment. We'd gotten a hotel
Speaker 2: room and little did we know, and I don't remember
Speaker 2: the hotel, but there was some trans convention there. And
Speaker 2: this is fifteen years ago before trans was cool, and
Speaker 2: as Central Valians who did not run into that sort
Speaker 2: of thing very much at all, it was it was
Speaker 2: an odd, an odd breakfast. As we walked to and
Speaker 2: fro the restaurant with your house like case, Hi, I
Speaker 2: think that chick, I think that chick is a dude
Speaker 2: really interesting. Then the next person have passed, Hey, wait
Speaker 2: a minute, what's going on? Yeah, and we finally became
Speaker 2: aware that's funny. I had the same experience when I
Speaker 2: was in Vegas, Like, you know, I walked by and
Speaker 2: there's a guy that's like three feet tall playing the
Speaker 2: slot machine. I just and then and then I saw
Speaker 2: a woman that was like three feet tall doing something.
Speaker 1: I like, that's what a weird coincidence.
Speaker 2: It's happened a few more times, like all right, something's
Speaker 2: up here, little people's convention. Huh yeah, okay, I'll just
Speaker 2: so this is the podcast, so I can say some
Speaker 2: bad words on here, but like, oh boy, but like
Speaker 2: number fifteen search big tits really it just seems like
Speaker 2: such a coarse search. Just you don't have anything more
Speaker 2: creative than that. Here's like, I, let's go ahead, Katie
Speaker 2: said no.
Speaker 3: Just when I was in like eighth grade, freshman year
Speaker 3: of high school, Like this is second the guy, oh
Speaker 3: tits that was their favorite word, tits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean obviously there are more genteelways you
Speaker 2: could express that, Jack, but you're searching on a porn site.
Speaker 2: I don't think he'll be judged.
Speaker 1: Uh. Step Mom is like number ten, followed by Asian, Latina, Japanese,
Speaker 1: so various ethnic groups that were apparently okay, uh still
Speaker 1: DEI in the world of porn is you don't need it.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's self imposed.
Speaker 2: It's inclusive.
Speaker 1: It's inclusive. Yes, that's it exactly, Michael. Porn is inclusive.
Speaker 1: It might be the most inclusive thing out there, as
Speaker 1: long as you got big teas. So here's here's your
Speaker 1: top five searches for the year. Number one is that?
Speaker 1: Uh number five? Big ass? I'm not gonna read Number four?
Speaker 2: Can you give us an idea? Use your wordsmith, It's
Speaker 2: an exit, not an entrance, got it? Lesbian number three?
Speaker 2: Milf number two?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: And then the number one search on porn hub for
Speaker 1: the year. And I don't even know how to pronounce
Speaker 1: the word correctly, but hentai hinta that Japanese cartoon stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the number one porn search in the world.
Speaker 2: You want to see cartoon girls who are disturbingly young, looking.
Speaker 1: Like like like children, you're young and cartoons anyway, Just
Speaker 1: what the hell does that say about anything?
Speaker 3: I have noticed a trend amongst the furry community that
Speaker 3: they're big into anime, so I'm wondering if there's like
Speaker 3: a crossover there somewhere.
Speaker 1: My son's really bothered by that whole anime anime crowd
Speaker 1: because he says they're all weirdos.
Speaker 4: M hm, so are the furries?
Speaker 2: Yes, you know, is it anime? Yeah? My daughter, actually,
Speaker 2: the law student, showed me her favorite anime series that
Speaker 2: she and her man and their friends watch. They get
Speaker 2: together and have a couple of drinks and hoot and
Speaker 2: holler and stuff like that. It's it's a little over
Speaker 2: the top. It's pretty entertaining. But yeah, every character is
Speaker 2: oddly childlike in a feminate So that's fine.
Speaker 1: If you're watching a cartoon sitcom, it's just a different
Speaker 1: version of watching Scooby Doo or The Flintstones or whatever.
Speaker 2: Actually an adventure thing, lot's of blood and guts. Oddly enough. Fine, Still,
Speaker 2: I'm okay about the fact that you're number one. I mean,
Speaker 2: isn't most pornography used to pleasure yourself to completion? I
Speaker 2: believe that's the point of most pornography. Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: you're not for the appreciation of art. The number one
Speaker 2: search is not even people. Yeah, that's bothersome Oh oh oh,
Speaker 2: you know. I was looking. I wanted to figure out
Speaker 2: what hentai is, and so I go to Hentai Haven
Speaker 2: it's porn. The next listing that came up on Google
Speaker 2: is x videos videos tagged HENTI. Then on pirn hub
Speaker 2: headtime porn videos.
Speaker 3: If you go to the image search, all the images
Speaker 3: are covered with a warning and then you open it
Speaker 3: up and don't do that.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not worth what I just went to.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't you know, I'm oh, my god, you're right,
Speaker 2: it's like, well, see, I just thought it was a
Speaker 2: form of cartoons that some people also, uh you know,
Speaker 2: all right, that one's just doesn't like the same.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know what Sailor Moon
Speaker 3: is but like for the millennial crowd list that they
Speaker 3: they're Sailor Moon dolls having sex, which is an anime.
Speaker 3: It's an anime cartoon with really hot chicks and short
Speaker 3: skirts and they all had superpowers and it was huge one.
Speaker 4: They look like children, No, they look like young women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just, I just I'm surprised with this,
Speaker 2: partly because I thought it was just a form of
Speaker 2: cartoon style that was appropriated at times for porn. It
Speaker 2: would appear like it's mostly a porn thing. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there's non porn hen tie out there, but well not
Speaker 2: according to Google, so there's not well.
Speaker 1: Right, the problem with internet porn it was all ruin
Speaker 1: your brain and it will make it impossible for you
Speaker 1: to enjoy real, uh, you know, sexual activities. According to
Speaker 1: I started with a New York Times article and then
Speaker 1: went from there because I'm raising teenage boys, it's like,
Speaker 1: actually bad for you, rewires your brain in a way
Speaker 1: that apparently playboys never did, or penthouses or whatever, because
Speaker 1: I don't remember ever hearing anybody thing about that with anyone.
Speaker 1: So there's something with the internet porn or the live
Speaker 1: action or something. I don't know, but it's horrifying the
Speaker 1: number of men in this country who are like nineteen
Speaker 1: years old and can't get an erection. I mean, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: What an awful way to spend your you know, twenties
Speaker 1: or thirties or whatever is a male. But would this
Speaker 1: be a step in the right direction if people were
Speaker 1: watching cartoons or not. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I really don't. It depends on the
Speaker 2: nature of what's happening. I suppose. I mean, just for instance,
Speaker 2: to pick a particularly sick example, if it was a
Speaker 2: cartoon portrayal of sex in which there was a beating
Speaker 2: involved or a rape or something like that, that would
Speaker 2: still be absolutely important sick and would have to twist
Speaker 2: the mind of anybody taking it in for pleasure.
Speaker 1: Well nobody, I don't know, nobody wants to hear about
Speaker 1: my arousal. And since there's a woman on the podcast,
Speaker 1: I could think.
Speaker 2: It for myself. No, no, we don't, No, no, we don't.
Speaker 1: But I'm but I'm I'm not sure I could become
Speaker 1: aroused to a cartoon. I mean, I've never tried, but
Speaker 1: I just find it I have no like, well, I
Speaker 1: kind of want to check that out. I'm curious. I
Speaker 1: have zero of that with the cartoon.
Speaker 2: Become very aroused by a cartoon. Oddly, that cartoon was Dumbo.
Speaker 2: I was thinking Wilma from the Flintstones kind of you.
Speaker 4: I thought John Smith from Pocahontas was hot.
Speaker 2: He was hot, That's why you thought it.
Speaker 1: Please, hunk, do I take a look at cartoon porn
Speaker 1: to see if it could work just as an experiment.
Speaker 2: Or sheez, go ahead, or don't don't tell us about it,
Speaker 2: go for exacle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please, and let us know how it goes, because
Speaker 3: we're all on the edge of our seats.
Speaker 2: Uh. I used to uh, I remember when Marshall Phillips
Speaker 2: was on the show and he was a search for
Speaker 2: bear ankle porn, the old timey stuffs.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it.