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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. O Yer here, Nicky. Hello, welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. Here. I am It's Nicky Lazer. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. How are you all? Um?

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Speaker 1: I am good. I'm in St. Louis with array the

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Speaker 1: setting of Welcome Ho Nicki Lazer question mark on E

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Speaker 1: exclamation mark that debut last night. Andrew Colin is here

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Speaker 1: in our studio, Noah's in Arizona. Luigi's back next to me.

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Speaker 1: I feel good. Um, I am going on an hour

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Speaker 1: of sleep. I think what. I don't know what's going

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Speaker 1: on with me. I just can't sleep. Recently, I'm having

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Speaker 1: like anxiety issues, like I just can't my mind just

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Speaker 1: like races at night and I just feel like I

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Speaker 1: just can't sleep. I mean, what are you doing all night?

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Speaker 1: I read a book. I read like half a book,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like, I can't finish this book tonight.

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Speaker 1: That's just too much. And then I put on the

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Speaker 1: book and then I try to close my eyes for

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Speaker 1: like an hour and a half and just think and go, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not allowed to go back to your phone, like

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Speaker 1: not allowed. And then eventually I forget that I'm not

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Speaker 1: allowed to and then I go back to it, and

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Speaker 1: then I read again another book. I started different book

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Speaker 1: because maybe that book was too engaging, and then um,

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Speaker 1: and then eventually, at like four or thirty in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I fell asleep and then I woke up at five thirty.

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Speaker 1: And it looks like I'm probably doing coke because my nose. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's why you're up all night. It's anxiety about just

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Speaker 1: I can't really get into it. Honestly, it's like it's

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Speaker 1: just feeling like, um, it's just like my feelings. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's just like having my feelings hurt by certain things

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Speaker 1: or like just expectations of people being let down in

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Speaker 1: certain ways. Being like honestly, it's and it's about like,

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Speaker 1: you know, what am I doing with my life? Not

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Speaker 1: like just what am I? Like? Why am I watching

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Speaker 1: the reality show? Honestly, I was just like I have

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Speaker 1: to say. I was like, she's awesome, Like this girl

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Speaker 1: deserves like a really good life, Like she's works hard,

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Speaker 1: she's like a nice person, she's really beautiful. Like I

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Speaker 1: really liked the girl that I saw. I didn't. It

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Speaker 1: really was not me. I did not like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was just like I didn't even I had to

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Speaker 1: like I've never disassociated like that. But I was just like, oh, like,

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Speaker 1: I've never watched myself from the audience ever. I'm always

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Speaker 1: on stage when the audience is taking me in or

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Speaker 1: I'm at home alone, and I'm never at like a

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Speaker 1: watch party for myself. I've never done that before in

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Speaker 1: my life screen or if I watch myself it's with

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Speaker 1: like an editor or you or like it's just and

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Speaker 1: it's always stand up, which is already very performative to

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Speaker 1: watch yourself be yourself. Um, and just no like no

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Speaker 1: hair and makeup, just what I wear on a regular Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: my hair looking like mousey and slept in and my

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Speaker 1: face looking like, oh I can tell which side the

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Speaker 1: pillow I slipped on, or like looking tired and like,

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Speaker 1: oh I didn't do my eye makeup right. Like just

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Speaker 1: seeing all these things, I was just like, Oh, she's

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Speaker 1: just like a girl doing her best. And I really

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Speaker 1: was like, this girl deserves a great life and she

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Speaker 1: deserves to be happy. And I was just like kind

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Speaker 1: of going over like talking about what I want my

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Speaker 1: future for my career. James Corden just left, and so

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Speaker 1: I was talking to Chris about like it's always been

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Speaker 1: late night show, And it just seems like, oh, here's

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Speaker 1: this opportunity, Like do I go for it? Not that

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Speaker 1: I would even have a chance, but like if I

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Speaker 1: chance that I'm at least considered for it, which could

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Speaker 1: mean that I could actually get it. And then do

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Speaker 1: I even want that life? Like what what do I want?

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Speaker 1: Kind of things? And so what do I want in

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Speaker 1: my personal life? What do I want from my apartment?

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Speaker 1: Like what I'm hiring organizers? Do I pay these organizers

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Speaker 1: And like just things like that, like ship like that. No,

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Speaker 1: I know, I just I'm just picturing you, like and

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Speaker 1: this is all I Like, four or fifteen in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to journal, I wanted to play music.

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Speaker 1: always helps me like put my thoughts into and it

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Speaker 1: doesn't help to type them out on my phone. But

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Speaker 1: deal with the same thing. You know, someone sleeping in

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Speaker 1: the bed and you just want to I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: It's four in the morning, I just want to hit pants.

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Speaker 1: I just want to do something to like celebrate the

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Speaker 1: new year. Yeah, celebrate nurses during COVID. Yeah, let's bringing

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Speaker 1: back Yeah, I think I go. No, I didn't get up.

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Speaker 1: I thought about doing that, but I thought, um, if

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Speaker 1: I go to the kitchen, I might start eating because

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Speaker 1: I was so stressed out that I might start like

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Speaker 1: binging because I was just I haven't had this much

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Speaker 1: anxiety in a really long time, and it's just I

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Speaker 1: think it's from lack of sleep. And what about medita meditating? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought That's what I'm gonna go back to. That

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Speaker 1: was like the thing that I kind of concluded today

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Speaker 1: was that I need to start a meditation practice again

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Speaker 1: because it just would that be But I couldn't last

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Speaker 1: night in bed because it requires me to sit up

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Speaker 1: and be alert. It would be weird if you aren't

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Speaker 1: having these feelings. You're a human being who is overworked.

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Speaker 1: I'm not under but overworked. And you've gone on a

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Speaker 1: working seven days a week. Like if your brain wasn't,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't be normal if you weren't having these kinds

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Speaker 1: of probably don't have if I if it wasn't lack

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Speaker 1: of It's honestly, it's interesting that I've rarely have this

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Speaker 1: much of lack of sleep. And it's funny because I

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Speaker 1: now get why people can survive on four hours of

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Speaker 1: sleep perpetually, because once you get sleep deprived, it's almost

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Speaker 1: like you get you know how you get so hungry

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Speaker 1: sometimes you're not even hungry anymore. Do you ever have

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Speaker 1: past this point of like actually needing to be hungry,

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Speaker 1: and you get like with tired. I'm not even tired anymore.

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Speaker 1: and so I it's rare that I felt, and I

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Speaker 1: think that's what my defenses are not my like you know,

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Speaker 1: like that. But I know there's a solution, which is

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Speaker 1: when you get that far away from sleep and it

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Speaker 1: just becomes a pattern to not sleep. The idea of

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Speaker 1: sleeping into like eleven is bananas, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like the idea to just let yourself sleep. You know that,

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Speaker 1: I like that doesn't struggle with the idea of sleeping

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Speaker 1: finish the thought I need to, Like, I'm just not tired.

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Speaker 1: Someone meth well, you you perform at night right a

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Speaker 1: lot of times every weekend, you're performing to whatever until

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Speaker 1: ten thirty at least. But you have to be on

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Speaker 1: as fuck right, So it's different than every other job

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Speaker 1: you have to be on, So your brain is trained

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Speaker 1: to be on at night until late at night. For years,

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Speaker 1: I just generally when I'm tired, I can sleep, and

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Speaker 1: that lately i've just I think i've it's the same

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Speaker 1: as that hunger thing, Like I've felt that before, where

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Speaker 1: it's time to eat, and you go to a restaurant

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Speaker 1: go home, Like I don't even I don't even know

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Speaker 1: the feeling. I feel like I never understood why people

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Speaker 1: could not fall asleep like that. We're also very good

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Speaker 1: day sleepers, like especially on the road. Yeah, there's something

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Speaker 1: I don't want I don't I cannot age anymore than

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Speaker 1: I already am. I don't want to. Last night, Chris

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Speaker 1: was asking why I don't go in the sun, why

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Speaker 1: I do spray tan because he's worried about like all

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Speaker 1: the things I'm inhaling with the spray tan all the

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Speaker 1: things I'm putting on my skin, absorbing, you know. And

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Speaker 1: I'm not scared of skin cancer. I probably should be,

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Speaker 1: but that's not why I avoid the sun at all.

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Speaker 1: That's not my first risk. You know, It's it's vain,

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Speaker 1: but I am sleep to me, it's gonna give you Alzheimer's.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's gonna make me look two years

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Speaker 1: older than I am. If you found out that tanning

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Speaker 1: very sad because I would plummet in terms of like

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Speaker 1: how I feel like I look on screen. But I

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Speaker 1: felt I had a little bit of trouble watching myself

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Speaker 1: last night as well, like I have resting tongue out

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Speaker 1: I just my constant face is like a dog that

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Speaker 1: ran too long, honestly, Like it's just it's not it's

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Speaker 1: not that, but it's just like I just have this

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Speaker 1: until I saw myself everything on your Instagram. I didn't

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Speaker 1: notice your good Yeah, we joke about it. Just this face.

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Speaker 1: It's just like this. It's not My dad does it too.

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Speaker 1: If I do, if I do anything, go back and

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Speaker 1: look at the show. I want to see what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. You my freaking I don't know if my

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Speaker 1: mouth is big enough from my tongue. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: if my tongue has gotten longer in age like my bass.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's just I just I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I had a really dumb looking

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Speaker 1: like I would kill a puppy with my hands face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and uh, it was weird to kind of seeing one

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Speaker 1: who walked away from it liking myself more. After last night,

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Speaker 1: every single person that came up to me andrew my dad,

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Speaker 1: my mom after the first break. It's so funny they

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Speaker 1: all came up to me. And this is true for

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Speaker 1: anyone who's on TV, especially for the first time. These

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Speaker 1: a great joke in David Spade's new especial on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: But like, my mom came up to me and she's

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Speaker 1: like enough the close up, and before she said anything else.

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Speaker 1: because the lighting was just like weird in that place.

427
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 1: But I looked fantastic that night, and he was like

428
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 1: very much like, oh my god, you look. It was

429
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,879
Speaker 1: just a sweet moment where he was like, holy sh it,

430
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 1: you look amazing. And he's always very complimentary, but I

431
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: remember just specifically like, oh, note this outfit where it

432
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 1: again someday and it was so flirty and fun. And

433
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: then he's talking about going on a date there and

434
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: I they made it look like I was annoyed by that,

435
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,959
Speaker 1: but I was so horned up for it, like I

436
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: and when I said it, I got good luck to

437
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: those women. Good luck to them, Yeah try to Yeah,

438
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: like I I have a lot of confidence. I'm not

439
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 1: worried about that, but um, you you had it happened

440
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: to you? Where everything is set to be just like

441
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: a romantic night, and then one thing is said and

442
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: the person goes, wait, what did you say? Or the

443
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: or you know, and then all of a sudden, it

444
00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: is out of your control and going. You lost an

445
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: engine and the other engine is not starting and you

446
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 1: are spiraling and everyone screaming in the cabin. The food,

447
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 1: the drink services been halted and you're trying to stop it.

448
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,239
Speaker 1: It can't be stopped for some reason. Why can't we

449
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,719
Speaker 1: just stop? There's a great part where I just thought

450
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: this show is awesome because I was watching myself drowning,

451
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: like I said something that I knew I didn't you

452
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: ever say something to your significant other or anyone really,

453
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: and you see that something has gone wrong and you

454
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: don't know what it is yet and you don't know why,

455
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: like and you're just trying to fit. You're trying to

456
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 1: retrace your steps of like what did I say wrong?

457
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: What what can I say that's going to make this

458
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 1: go back and track? Because this was honestly the first

459
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 1: dinner that Chris and I had had together on camera

460
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: and like alone, and Chris was not someone who wanted

461
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: to be on the show like he did it because

462
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: I was dating him at the time that camera showed

463
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: up and I told him, listen, I sold the show

464
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: as like me going on dates a year ago, you know,

465
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: and now we're shooting it. I'm dating you, but we're

466
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: not official. I was like, I can still see you

467
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: behind the scenes if you don't want to do this

468
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: on camera because I know you're a private person, or

469
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: and and but I'm going to date guys on camera

470
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: because I I want to actually do I'm not gonna

471
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: fake it, so I'm gonna go on dates. But I

472
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 1: can still see you. We can still work on this

473
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: and I can talk about a guy I'm dating, but

474
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: just be like he doesn't want to be on camera whatever.

475
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I'll be on camera. I'll

476
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: do it. And it was really very very sexy to

477
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: me that he stepped up to do that because I

478
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: knew he didn't want to and he was doing it

479
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 1: for me, and he wanted to do it for me.

480
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I'm doing this for you, you owe me.

481
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,479
Speaker 1: It was like, no, I like that, I can do

482
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: this for you. And it wasn't easy for him. And

483
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,479
Speaker 1: that scene, man, I all I wanted was for us

484
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: to have a cute, romantic dinner to set the stage

485
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: for like what we're good at, like having fun, joking,

486
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: being kind of flirting and sexy. And then it just

487
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: got out of my all my intentions are positive. That's

488
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: what I always used to say to him, and and

489
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: I always say to people like yeah, like I remember

490
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,239
Speaker 1: saying to him, and he knows this. I go, I

491
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: want you to know. I'm looking down to the camera

492
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: right now. I have never, once ever in my life,

493
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: done anything to purposely hurt you. Ever, I would never

494
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: do that. Maybe one time I did. One time I did,

495
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 1: and I will admit to the one time. I remember

496
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: the one time because it's so rare that I would

497
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: ever do. I don't often do things, even passive aggressively

498
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 1: to hurt someone, Like yes, there are times where subconsciously

499
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: I will passive aggressively try to get a rise in someone,

500
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: but hurt someone's feelings, make someone feel like I don't

501
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: love them. Never would I do that, especially to Chris. Ever,

502
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: and I just want to go just go forward, knowing

503
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: that I'm always trying my best. But then that's where

504
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 1: I kind of explained it on the show. I got

505
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: into trouble because in our relationship back eight years ago,

506
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 1: when we first started nine years ago, when we first

507
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: started dating two thousand, I was I would have problems

508
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: and I never understood women who complained about their like

509
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: to their husbands or nagged or like was like, I

510
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: don't like when you do this, like I don't wear

511
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: that shirt, take out the trash, like I would see

512
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: that on TV. I would see my friends talk about

513
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: talking to their boyfriends like that, and I'm just like,

514
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: but he'll leave you. Why would anyone put up with that?

515
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 1: Like I just so I went the which I still

516
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 1: believe is true. You should not talk to anyone like that.

517
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: Like I hate that nagging stuff. I never want to

518
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: be a nag, but I do think that there was

519
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: I I went so far where I go. I'm never

520
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: going to say anything wrong because I don't want him

521
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: to ever have a reason to leave me. I never

522
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: want him to ever have any reason where because I'm

523
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: too scared that if I say, I mean, you guys

524
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: know it to the interview interview and you're begging for

525
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: the job, or you're not being yourself, you're not to

526
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: being the guy with the beard. Oh my god, and

527
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: I do that for men like I and I think

528
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: a lot of women do a lot of men do it.

529
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: Like I'm so real in every aspect of my life,

530
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: but when it comes to romantic like I just don't

531
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: feel like I deserve that kind of like real, really

532
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: romantic love that isn't just from blood. Like my parents

533
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: just love me because they have to, and there's nothing

534
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: they can do about it. I was born loved by them.

535
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm lucky that I have parents that just like they

536
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: There's nothing I could do but to earn that from someone.

537
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: I just don't feel worthy of it from a stranger. Um,

538
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: and now I do after literally after watching last night's show.

539
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: I know this sounds super like lame, and I'll probably

540
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: it's just I feel so ridiculous saying it, But I

541
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 1: really love myself. I like I love that girl and

542
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: I was like, she's so I said this about it before,

543
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: but like I was just like, she's so cute, and

544
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: like there were times where I looked really old, or

545
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: my makeup was sucked up, or my hair looked like messy,

546
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: or you know, my ass looked like there was I

547
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: found I saw every flaw that you could possibly see

548
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: in someone, but I just like, was like, you are

549
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,919
Speaker 1: so cute and adorable and funny and like yourself and

550
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: real like I just loved her. And I was like,

551
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: I almost like when you see a baby picture of

552
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: yourself and you're like, oh, look at you, you little girl,

553
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: Like that's how I felt about myself. And I was like,

554
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: this girl deserves love. She is not a bad person.

555
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: She she deserves someone to really like shower her with love.

556
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: And um, I think that I it was a nice

557
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: realization to have and I think that's what kept me

558
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: up last night. But that scene, I'll tell you it

559
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: was that was so rough to watch because it was

560
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: so rough to live. And behind the scenes of that scene,

561
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: we so we we got we had that dinner and

562
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 1: we get into just a bad conversation, spiraling and you

563
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: see me, Oh, my favorite part of the scene is

564
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: I'm going yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, and I'm playing

565
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: with my hair thing that's on my wrist and I

566
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: start twirling it and my face is like I'm fine.

567
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: I look younger in that scene than I've ever looked

568
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: in my entire life. If you go back to that scene,

569
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: I look so young my face every line comes out

570
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: of my face. I look like a little girl again,

571
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: just trying to get this guy back to liking me.

572
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: And you can tell how anxious I am because I'm

573
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: doing this thing. I'm doing like Cat's Cradle with my

574
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: hair tie. And I loved that scene because I was

575
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: just like, I know what I was feeling in that moment,

576
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: and I was trying to hide it because I wanted

577
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: to just for him. I was ready to like have

578
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: it out on camera, but I just didn't want him

579
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: to feel like he was maybe going to be painted

580
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,239
Speaker 1: in a bad way. And I could just sense he

581
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: was shutting down, like we're not talking about this, like

582
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: there wasn't gonna be any way for I just was

583
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: so worried. So afterwards we had a big talk because

584
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: we go, this is just speaking of the show and

585
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: that did not go well, and we talked about like

586
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,239
Speaker 1: what was good about that scene? What was because we

587
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: were having a great time. We like, there's so much

588
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: fun stuff cut from that scene of us fucking with

589
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: the waiter, and it was like it was the best date.

590
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: And then it just and then we both knew, oh,

591
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: they're going to run with the bad part of this

592
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: because it got so messy because we were talking about

593
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: our past. But it was actually really good because we

594
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: needed to talk about that stuff. And honestly, like maybe

595
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: I did bring it up in a way because I

596
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: felt more brave with the cameras there than I would

597
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: if it weren't there or something. I don't I don't

598
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: think that was the case. I was really trying to

599
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: be delicate. But um, afterwards, we talked for like an

600
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: hour in the street after the camera's left, and talked about,

601
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: you know, just our boundaries with like what we want

602
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: to admit on here, what we want to say, how

603
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: we want to come off the things that I say

604
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: sometimes that you know, I started talking about like in

605
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: the past he had anger issues, which when I say

606
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: anger issues, for me, that means a guy that just

607
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: doesn't talk and is like quiet, like yeah, I'm fine,

608
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: it's fine. Like anger to me is just being quiet.

609
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: Anger doesn't mean to me like screaming, punching a wall,

610
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: And but he goes Nikki. When you say I have

611
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: anger issues, if you don't elaborate what that looks like

612
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: for me, it sounds like I hit you. It sounds

613
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: like I punched walls. It sounds like I'm violent and

614
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: it's not people on E don't go to therapy as

615
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: much as you go, Like, I know that your friends

616
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: might interpret you saying I have anger issues is like, oh,

617
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: he gets quiet sometimes and broods about stuff, but that's

618
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: not gonna look good for I don't. I don't want

619
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: you to portray yourself as someone who be with someone

620
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: who would hate you. Know, Like he was worried about

621
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: me too, And it really resonated with me because I

622
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: forget that everyone isn't me, and everyone isn't processing everything,

623
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: and and words mean different things to me than other people.

624
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: Like I have this joke in my act about small penises.

625
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to empower men with small penises. I'm trying

626
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: to get women to stop shaming men about them. I

627
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: want men to feel confident with whatever they have, give

628
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: them a set of tools to go into a situation

629
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: and feel no shame. And I'm missing and and Chris

630
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: even talked to me after my set last week. I

631
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: was like, I think that you're kind of missing the

632
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: mark on some of this messaging, Like as a man,

633
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know, like and he's

634
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: not a man with small penis, but he's like I

635
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: know what you're trying to do, but it's it's I

636
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: think you might be doing the opposite. And I was

637
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: so mad because I was like, but I know that,

638
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: Like like we were saying, like I'm never trying to

639
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: hurt anyone with a small dick. Everything in my act

640
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: is like about empower, like only all they want to

641
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: do is uplift them that I want to shame women

642
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Speaker 1: who make the guys feel bad about some small dicks.

643
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: So how could my words be interpreted in any other

644
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: way if that's the feeling behind them? But the truth

645
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: is I went and I was so mad, and I

646
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: was like, God, he just doesn't get it. It's a

647
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: fucking joke. And I go to the bathroom and I'm

648
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: washing my face, and I go, okay, try to think

649
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: of it from his perspective, from a man's from a

650
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: guy with a small penis, not his perspective, because he

651
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: does not have a small penis at all, I want

652
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: to be clear, But he doesn't. And he's and and

653
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: it's like it sounds like I'm he's but he was

654
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: just like there's just so I go, okay, I'm a

655
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: man with a small penis. Because he was standing up

656
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: for those guys. He was like, I just think that's

657
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: not making those guys feel better. So I go in

658
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: the bathroom washing my face, and I'm just so fucking mad.

659
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: I have to even go like go to bed, and

660
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm so tired and I want to finish this fight

661
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: and I want to win this fight because I know

662
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: my joke is right and I know my intentions. And

663
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: I start washing my face and I'm like, if a

664
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: guy got on stage, I was like, men, stop shaming

665
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: women about having loose pussies, right, So women with big pussies,

666
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: if you're concerned that your pussy isn't tight enough, fucking

667
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: who gives this? Like, I went through the messaging of

668
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: my joke, but I replace small penis with loose pussy,

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00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: and it didn't check out for me in terms of

670
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: making me feel better if I had a loose pussy,

671
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Speaker 1: It didn't. I was able to get to a place

672
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: where I go, WHOA, I didn't. I know the intention,

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00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: but my words do not convey my intention, and that

674
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Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter what I say. It's a feeling

675
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: that it gives someone, and I have to be accountable

676
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: for that feeling. Like even if I don't. Let's just

677
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: sayd anger issues. Yes, my pussy was slap slamming cabinets

678
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: because I made a comment about But if I if

679
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: I hurt your feelings and I say something that just

680
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: happened before, where I just said something like, oh I

681
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: didn't miss you this weekend, and you go, that hurts

682
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: my feelings, and I go, but I didn't mean it

683
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: that way. That doesn't excuse what I just did. I

684
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: still owe you an apology for hurting your feelings, because

685
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what I meant. It hurt your feelings

686
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: and me going, well, that's not what it meant. Stop it.

687
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: That is gaslighting you into thinking that your feelings aren't real,

688
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: which they are, because you can't help your feelings. It

689
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: took me till I was thirty years old. If you

690
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: have feelings, you can't help them, they're not your fault

691
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: and you don't owe anyone in apology for your feelings ever, ever, ever,

692
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: And that is really hard to remember. And it's like

693
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Speaker 1: if I say, oh, well my feelings were hurt, well,

694
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: that wasn't my intention, but that's still what came across.

695
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: So even if I think I think the thing to

696
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: go is that wasn't my intention, and I can see

697
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: how you can feel that way because you are feeling

698
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: that Even if you can, I can't see how you

699
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: would feel that way because I can't relate to your experience.

700
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 1: But I'm really sorry I made you feel that way,

701
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: and I acknowledge that it did. And you are okay.

702
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: You're fine to feel that way because you can't help

703
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: how you feel, and that made you feel that way

704
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: because of your past, which is not something like we

705
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: all just need more empathy, which is not about putting

706
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: yourself in someone else's shoes. It's about putting yourself in

707
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: their brain, their experience, their race, their age, their home life,

708
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: the way they grew up, which you can't really do.

709
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: So sometimes you just have to go there's no way

710
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: for me to understand their experience. I just have to

711
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,959
Speaker 1: trust that they feel sad and that they're and maybe

712
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: they're manipulating you, but most of the time you probably

713
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: know whether they're intentions are probably pretty good too. Yes,

714
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. Thank you for my allowing

715
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: me to have my tie, rade, No, I mean it

716
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: actually first, Oh man, it's Monday, folks. You know what

717
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: that means. It is Monday. If you haven't seen Welcome

718
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 1: Home Nikki Gladzer, what the funk are you doing? Seriously,

719
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: I honestly you should. Yeah, I don't know what you're Hulu.

720
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: By the way, it's streaming on Hulu. I didn't know

721
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: watch it on slink TV and it's still stream on

722
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: Hulu Live. Yeah, and Bravo. It's gonna be honest, dude.

723
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: If you have a TVR, YouTube or YouTube TV. If

724
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: you have a DVR, bestees DVR every single playing of Nikki, Like,

725
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 1: fill up your DVR. I and if you send me

726
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: a screenshot of all the recordings of me where welcome

727
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: Home to Gi Glazer, I'll post on my Instagram. I

728
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: love you so much and watch every single one of them.

729
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: Don't be dishonest, But you know, just TV arm that's

730
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: all I want to I just want to second season.

731
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: I just want to make more shows with Andrew and

732
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: my family. Next season. I promunsed my tongue will be

733
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: even farther out of my mouth. Yeah, I didn't know.

734
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: You looked great. I thought, but I love that you

735
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: were wearing a necklace in one scene and we didn't

736
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: address it. Was like when I wore that funeral garb

737
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: to the Chelsea Handler Show and she didn't. It was

738
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: a joke. It's so embarrassing. It makes it so much funnier.

739
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: It was Chris in the middle of it goes, is

740
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: that necklace real? And I go, know, it's a bit,

741
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: but I love that they didn't have to do you

742
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: want me to address me? Uh tough or something? You

743
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: need muscle muscle? And then I came out in that outfit.

744
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: I also had an undershirt underneath. So funny in that room.

745
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean, what okayhow okay? It's Monday, having all the

746
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: swells out there again? Thank you so much for watching.

747
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 1: If you're having what the are you doing over? You know?

748
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: All right? Well? U besties and new besties can go

749
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: see Nikki and Andrew in Pennsylvania this weekend in Pennsylvania, right,

750
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: two separate cities. Yeah, one at the Kirby Center and

751
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: the other at the Keswick Theater in Glenside, p A

752
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: thank you. And then and then New Jersey as well, Yes,

753
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: Jersey to this weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We are

754
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Just go Niki Laser dot

755
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: com to check for details. If you want to get merchandise,

756
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: you can go to pot shop dot Nikki Laser dot com.

757
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: A lot of besties have been wearing merchandise to the

758
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: meet and greats. They look at those blue shirts. They

759
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: girls have been cropping them. It is such a cute

760
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 1: look with like black jeans. Noah's wearing it right now.

761
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: Check it out on our YouTube. Andrew's wearing them all

762
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: the swell hat which I wore all weekend long and

763
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: yesterday I was checking out at Hudson News at the

764
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: airport in Madison and one goes happy Mayday and I go, oh,

765
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: happy may Day, and she goes all the swells and

766
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: I go yeah, and I go it's my She goes

767
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: all swells and I was like, she definitely didn't know

768
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: the podcast. I go, oh, it's on my podcast, and

769
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: she was like all the swells like she like it

770
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: was like, I love it. And the hats are so

771
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: comfortable and so cute and they're not that egregious and standout.

772
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm really am proud of this march. So great job

773
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: everyone who had anything to do with it, and and

774
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: thanks for buying it all right, if you're looking for

775
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: something nice to do for that special someone just hold

776
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: their hand. The act of touched by someone you trust

777
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: can reduce stress hormone and even lower heart rate. Hand

778
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: Holding has been used in clinical situations that are highly

779
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: stress inducing. For example, researchers have found the patients who

780
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 1: held a researcher's hand during cataracts surgery reported feelings significantly

781
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: less anxious during the surgery. Further, researchers have to have

782
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: reported that hand holding can be effective and reducing physical

783
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: pain as well as emotional pain. Oh my god, I'm

784
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: holding Luigi's pause right now, and he's hating it so much,

785
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: but I'm loving it. Yeah, he couldn't. Like, I'd rather

786
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: have cataract surgery than this. He's wearing a little Will

787
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: Go bandana. Think you too, will go for you know what?

788
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: I with Bretta with hand like that just like soothed

789
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: me hearing about it. It's so true that there's a

790
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,879
Speaker 1: spot here that some people don't know about it. It's

791
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: like an anxious spot. If you squeeze right here between

792
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: your thumb and your index finger. Yeah, that meaty part

793
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: that's supposed to actually be the most delicious part of

794
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: a human being too. If you eat humans right here, dude,

795
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: we actually that that's but that will calm me so much.

796
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: And it's such a fun, like fun, such a nice

797
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: thing to do for because if you do it for yourself,

798
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: it works. Oh my god, I love her so much

799
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: talking you night. She is such a little doll, and like,

800
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: I just forget I see her so rarely, so I

801
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: forget how much I love her. And I was talking

802
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: to her about your podcast and like, she's so cute

803
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 1: because she's like, I don't know if you've seen um

804
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: Andrew's podcast recently, puddles like Brenna is the you know,

805
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: permanent what is it recurring guests on her, so she's

806
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: like the she's the co host essentially, and she is

807
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: the ghost but it's Um. I just I told her

808
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: less night, I'm just like, you're so freaking cute and

809
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 1: like just watchable like and I and I love seeing

810
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: someone much like my reality show that doesn't want to

811
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: be famous on camera. There's something refreshing by someone who

812
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: doesn't have an agenda. And she I mean, I'm not

813
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: saying anything that I don't think I can say, but

814
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: she was just like, you know, sometimes I feel like

815
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: Andrew's like they're tuning in for Andrew like, they don't

816
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: care what I have to say, Like what do I

817
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: have to say? And I said no, I go no, no, no,

818
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: I said, please, I'm dying. You're so smart, you have

819
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: the funniest you have crazy stories, You are so intellectual,

820
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: and people that like Andrew as a fan of comedians myself,

821
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: you always want to know about the girlfriend. You want

822
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: to know everything, and especially girls that you project a

823
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: lot of perfection onto, which she's one of the most

824
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: stunning people I've ever seen in my life. You go,

825
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: what is she doing? Like what's going on in there?

826
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: And you also want to know her flaws. You want

827
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: to humanize her. And so I told her, which I

828
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: hope she I hope she takes it to because I

829
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: wasn't just saying this. I was like, you, this could

830
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: be a career for you. And I know you don't

831
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: maybe want it, but like when you have that little

832
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: voice in your head that says, don't say this, who

833
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: cares fight it? Because who the hell are me or Andrew? Like,

834
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: We're just two people that were just like you, that

835
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: were like, people should care what we have to say,

836
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: and we've earned it at this point because we've worked

837
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: on it. But you start somewhere to be like I

838
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: think I might have something to say, and so yeah,

839
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: I just her hands last episode of Whatever the Puddles podcast,

840
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: which is my podcast. She she opened up in a

841
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: way I don't need to spoil it. I'm not trying

842
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: to like hold, but she was just so honest about

843
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: where she's come from, what she's gone through, what she's

844
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: still dealing with, to a point where it was just

845
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: like I got so many messages from people of like

846
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: I I don't have this story, but I relate to

847
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: this story, like in a way where it's like those

848
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: kind of things are big deals when you when you're

849
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: a podcaster, if people are like what should I do

850
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: with be honest and and everything vulnerable and like I

851
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: was talking to, people are going to Because Chris was

852
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: talking about some person he hasn't gotten back to in

853
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: a while, and he's really bad at like when he

854
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: when someone texts him that's really important to him, he

855
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: wants to really give it a lot of effort. I

856
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: think everyone relates to this, and so then he just

857
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: never writes back because there's never enough time to give

858
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: that person the amount of effort. So everyone that's getting

859
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: written back to is like the people that are like

860
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: the least important in his life. And I said, all

861
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: you need to do is when you have time, leave

862
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: that person of voice moment that just goes Listen. I

863
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: know I have not answered the last seventeen texts from you,

864
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 1: and it's been months and I'm literally ghosting you because

865
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. But when people are important in my life,

866
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: it's really a struggle for me to get back to

867
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: them because I want to give them more than I

868
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: have time to give, and so then I never do it.

869
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 1: And just no, not hearing from me is actually means

870
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: you're important in my life. And I'm so sorry and

871
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm working on it. And I said, just be honest,

872
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: and he said, you know what you said one time

873
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: when you're on stage and you're bombing that when in doubt,

874
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: be honest and it will always get you out of

875
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: a situation. And that's true. Like I any time that

876
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm really embarrassed if something I did, or I just

877
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: I get honest and then it frees you of it.

878
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: So if you're avoiding someone's call, or you always want

879
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: an email, or you've been like, just own up to it.

880
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: And I swear to God just admitting because everyone has that,

881
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: by the way, the procrastination thing, but I wanted to

882
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: say about um Brenna is like, I just it's I

883
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: forget that I have a friend in this building that,

884
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: like I can talk to you about anything, who just

885
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: talks immediately, like deep, and like the way that I

886
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: like to talk to my friends like right away. And

887
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: it just sucks that I just forget that sometimes, especially

888
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: when we're on the road all the time, and I

889
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: just don't I don't want to like and like, I

890
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: just want to hang out more. And I'm just putting

891
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: that out there here because I just last night I

892
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: was just like, I want more of you, because she's

893
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: just she's not fake at all. She like I feel

894
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: like she really cares about me, and I just feel

895
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: the love from her that isn't like the love that

896
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: sometimes you get from your best friend's girlfriend, you know,

897
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't feel like forced or like I'm just

898
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: putting up with this girl, Like it just feels real,

899
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 1: and I'm really appreciative of her, and I'm I'm excited

900
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 1: to see she's so young. I'm like, oh my god,

901
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: it's so awesome that you're just like, oh, what I

902
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: want to do right now. I'm just trying this and this,

903
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: and like she's she's a good she's a good egg.

904
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it's we had a really great you have

905
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: my approval. I'm just kidding, you know, I'm so glad.

906
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 1: We had such a good night last night. So glad

907
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: it's so supportive like coming and like, I don't know,

908
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: it's just you know, it was a it was a

909
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: beautiful night and hanging out with Ari and his wife

910
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: like and there yeah, and it was just like I

911
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: don't it was it was it was a special night.

912
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: It's so fucking nice. And I never had this to

913
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: share a moment with someone, whether it's positive or negative,

914
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: just to have someone to share with that's what is

915
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: the best I know. And it's and it's to share

916
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: a moment that isn't necessarily like both of yours, Like

917
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: like it's you know, like that a person can be

918
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 1: your partner and still celebrate things that they weren't maybe

919
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: as involved in as Like that's the real mark of

920
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: like someone that goes, you know what this is for you,

921
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: Like I just want to celebrate you. It's just so

922
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: sweet and um and she was there for me last

923
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: night too. I felt like it was like she was

924
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: she came up and like the way she was proud

925
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: of me was like the way the perfect reaction that

926
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: I wanted from everyone that I didn't necessarily get from

927
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: everyone in my life, but that I you know, it's

928
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: it's hard for people. Um, I we gotta go to break.

929
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to say one more thing that I did

930
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: see a girl last night that was my my mom's

931
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: best friend's daughter. Her name is Julia, and she, um,

932
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: she's a gorgeous girl. I think you probably matter Elaine's daughter.

933
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: And I knew her growing up and she you know,

934
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: we just knew each other peripherally. She was in my

935
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: sister's grade younger, but on Facebook, I guess early two

936
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: thousand's after we'd graduated, she like started modeling and she

937
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: would post pictures and she is now a mom and

938
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: like not a model anymore, but like still fucking gorgeous,

939
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: but like you know, over twenty four, so not a model,

940
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: and um, we're not working in the modeling industry as

941
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: far as I know. But she came up to me

942
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: last night and she was like I hadn't seen her

943
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: in decades and she's like, I just want to say

944
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: to you that I you, I get memories so often

945
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: of like, you know, ten years ago you posted this

946
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: picture and she goes, and my modeling pictures are becoming

947
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: up recently, and you're the only one who ever commented

948
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: like anything nice and no one else did, and I

949
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: just couldn't believe that these pictures would get three likes.

950
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 1: And I remember at the time thinking, God, this other

951
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: bitch that my friends are all like fawning over how

952
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 1: beautiful she is, posted this blurry selfie and she's getting

953
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: told us she's gorgeous, and I go because people are jealous,

954
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: because they're quiet when the people like it's so disappointing.

955
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: Less night, I did live with Hannah and Paige from

956
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: Summer House and I was talking to them about, like,

957
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: what do I do about the negative feedback with the

958
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: Briality Show, and Page goes, um, not everyone's gonna like

959
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: you because some people have bad taste and it just

960
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: sucks for them. And I was just like, yes, Page, Yes, anyway,

961
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 1: let's go to break. I'm sorry to interrupt anything else.

962
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: I think Pages and a very confident her very funny

963
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: and watching Summer House man because they kicked Hannah off

964
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: or whatever happened there. But guess who it is shining

965
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: this page stepped the funk up and filled that role

966
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: of like the truth teller in the in the house.

967
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna do my impression of Lindsay, but

968
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: it is like this okay from the same hometown. Oh man,

969
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: I want to work on my Lindsay even though I

970
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,439
Speaker 1: hear she's doing great right now and I wish the best.

971
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: Fur I hear she's sober. All right, let's go to

972
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: break all right? Uh? Next story? Why do I care?

973
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: Why do I care? The one story was holding hands?

974
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, there

975
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: to talk about? Round speed round? What's the next? Elbows? Um? Okay,

976
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 1: I love this story. Gerard car Michael reveals his secret

977
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: weapon on Grinder to Howard Stern. Can you guess what

978
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: it is? Having an HBO special? Oh? Wait? Secret is secret?

979
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: Can you? Um? Can I ask some questions to get

980
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: a hint? Is it a is it like a thing?

981
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: He says, or is it a thing in a picture?

982
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: Is it a thing? He says in the bio it's

983
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: a picture a picture that he sends. Okay, so it

984
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: is a picture of his hands on grinding. Yeah, like

985
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: there's something that indicates his big dick. Okay, Okay, that

986
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: is I saw a guy that I was so interested

987
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: in I could tell you a big dick because his

988
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: hands were so black. That's good joke. It's a great

989
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: that's a joke I told right before I fainted in

990
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: Danta point at Hennessey's in two thousand and seven. Okay, Um,

991
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: and the picture, what do you think is it something

992
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: a gay man would be into or would women also

993
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: respond to this? Um? A little bit of column A

994
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: and B. Okay, probably a picture in gray swebtpants that

995
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: shows his dick is big but not hard. Yeah, Grace

996
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: webt pants is good. It's what about Andrew's wearing gray

997
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: swebtpants today? For people who are listening, Yeah, I am,

998
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: but I'm not car microling down there. I'll tell you

999
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: that I barely have a tricycle. Um, a picture with

1000
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: like Dave Chappelle. Okay, let me tell you. It's a

1001
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: picture of me and Taylor and Taylor I use on

1002
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 1: my grind my profile. Now I'll send it to guys.

1003
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: You really want to excite the gays in New York

1004
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 1: City send a picture of you and Taylor Swift. I

1005
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: just got, like, I'm not kidding you, I just I

1006
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: don't know, like it just like something went through my body.

1007
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Like I just got like

1008
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: so excited for him that he like and that she

1009
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: did this. Whenever girls come up to me at shows

1010
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: and they go, you're my Taylor Swift, that's what a

1011
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: lot of us to say when just it's so nice,

1012
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: pretty cool. And they said it last night actually on

1013
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: the show that girl did. But this is how I

1014
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: lean on this. This is'll Taylor Swift takes pictures with

1015
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: with with people. It's just she's such just she's such

1016
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: a sweetie and she goes and I just love it

1017
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: because she looks so nurturing and I'm dying for a

1018
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 1: picture with her like that, and um so I would

1019
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: just be fainting. We have the photo, Um yes, I'll

1020
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 1: pull it up, but I'll tell you how I got

1021
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: the pictures. And now, um, well, it turns out he

1022
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: also uses his SNL promo photos. Oh that's smart, Okay,

1023
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: So here's how he got the picture. Howard says to him,

1024
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: you said it in an interview somewhere that you were

1025
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: at a party once and you got Taylor Swift's number,

1026
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: and then Carmichael said Swift Swift was just being nice,

1027
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: adding that he snapped a picture with the very very

1028
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: sweet singer when they met. Okay, oh here it is.

1029
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: So he's at a table. Oh my god, she looks

1030
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: she's doing it. She's making the she's making a cute face.

1031
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: She's at a table with um Gerard Carmichael and Tommy Dorfman.

1032
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, but um, they're like

1033
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: all like kind of cheers NG and Taylor looks so pretty.

1034
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god. For something, for some reason, I would

1035
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: feel like I'd be cheating, Like that's like cheating, It's

1036
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: like a cheat code. I would feel weird doing that

1037
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: because I'd feel like, unless I was good friends with Taylor,

1038
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: I'd feel like that's like for me, it's like if

1039
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: I like it was posing next to a Ferrari that

1040
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: wasn't my right, Like I would just feel like, I

1041
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: do I deserve this obvious that you're just like I'm

1042
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift fan, Like I would put a picture

1043
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: of me talking to her that I have where it's

1044
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: just the back of my head um just to be

1045
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm if I was trying to get

1046
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: straight guys are not like what would you use for

1047
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: to get a straight guy? Like? Or who would be

1048
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: in the photo that you think would actually help you

1049
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: nor McDonald yeah, or like I don't know if he's

1050
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: known enough though I think maybe are you kidding me?

1051
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 1: Every single guy is so in love with markak donald?

1052
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes, but I'm just saying someone I'm

1053
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: thinking he's I think Taylor so on on her level

1054
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: in terms of like what I'm trying to think of,

1055
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: like who's the ultimate like the rock yeah, something like,

1056
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: but that would have started to type of guy that

1057
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: I do not want. If someone was like, oh my god,

1058
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: how big we're his pecks? I would probably post something

1059
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: like Jeff Tweetie would attract the kind of person that

1060
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: I want to date, So you'd go more niche Yeah, yeah,

1061
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: because I think that that's what you, yeah, you want?

1062
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,760
Speaker 1: Could I have some photos with like the do Plas brothers,

1063
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard, I have a photo with that I look

1064
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: like his Jewish manager, Like I look like so not cool,

1065
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: Like I've never looked less cool than standing next to

1066
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: geting so funny guys on tender when you when I

1067
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: used to be on like Ryan or or actually Bumble

1068
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: in New York, every comic as a picture of them

1069
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: doing stand up and like women. Whatever I used to

1070
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: post pictures will be like doing my job. No, no, no,

1071
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: do not post that. It's not I don't really have

1072
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: that as my profile right now on Instagram. I was

1073
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 1: just bored with whatever photos. Yeah, you switched it up

1074
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: sometimes and I go. Someone was up at four a m.

1075
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: Last night just deleting. Hey, no, he can't delete things.

1076
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: We learned that on staff from staff chat. That's the luck.

1077
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: We watched them all the best. Since he's so, let's

1078
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: get to top one, Bottom one. UM. This is a

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00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: special Welcome Home Nicki Glazer question mark addition. UM. As always,

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00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: you can see both episodes now on Hulu Bravo playing

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00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: all week on e UM. Top one, Bottom one moment,

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00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 1: right Noah from Yeah, welcome to Nicki Glazer. Welcome to

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00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: start with our top moment. We stopped with Let's start

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00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: with the top Noah. Oh okay, great, So I love

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00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: the show. There were many top moments, but for me,

1086
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 1: the um jiu jitsu Jim, the whole thing Julie showing

1087
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: up with her tough guy East Coast shirt. Oh my god,

1088
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,879
Speaker 1: how funny was that? And then I ever even seen

1089
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: that shirt? I go, what is that? Whoever started talking

1090
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: about Dawson's Creek? I mean when your mom was yelling

1091
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: Dawson's Creek. I forgot about that moment. That was great. Yes,

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00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: And I want to just point out that Julie did

1093
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: a very good upa escape. Oh good, I thought she

1094
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: did a pupa escape and she didn't get it away

1095
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: from it quick enough. Yeah, it's still there. I love

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00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: that joke. As my mom could hear it and go,

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00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. And then you explain

1098
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: it to her and did you probably spell it wrong?

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00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: She spelled an f O O p A and she

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00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: coogling Nick, I don't know, she'd asked Jeeves. Okay, so

1101
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,240
Speaker 1: wait sorry, no, go on, No. So the upa escape

1102
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 1: was when you have someone mounting you and then you

1103
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: bridge and you roll them over. Oh yes, And it

1104
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: just shows like Julie is so flexible. She was like

1105
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 1: on the ground doing the technical that. Yes, you could

1106
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: get on the floor, that's right. So that was my

1107
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: I think because it involved jiu jitsu and all that. Like,

1108
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: I loved it. So that was I love that too.

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00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: I love that you. I forgot about that scene. That

1110
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: was a great, great scene the Dawson's I have to

1111
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: rewatch it because it was so loud in the bar.

1112
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: But because I chose that topic of like what, because

1113
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: they didn't let me watch Dawson's Creek as a kid,

1114
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: like I had to sneak it because there was so

1115
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: many sex. Yeah, and my dad used to not let

1116
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: me watch Friends because he called it sexual friendzy because

1117
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: all they talk about sex. Let you watch One Tree

1118
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: Hill And meanwhile, that guy was no I was allowed

1119
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: to watch. I was barely. I wasn't allowed to watch

1120
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,720
Speaker 1: Seven Heaven because of it. Yeah, I was scotty. Um,

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00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: what was your top moment? And your parents kept you

1122
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: away from sex and God? Yeah, I had no where

1123
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: to go except inward and I couldn't masturbay because God's

1124
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: mad about that everything. Yeah, I didn't like either of them.

1125
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know where to go when you got sex

1126
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: and God from Dave Matthew, he became my god and

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00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: he became oh my God, oh my God, top one.

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00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean, does it have to include me? Or just

1129
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: anything anything. First thing that fast to your mind. Okay,

1130
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: I'll say same mine. My favorite thing was sorry, I

1131
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: was going to give you time because I thought you

1132
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: didn't um when I was just proud of this joke.

1133
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: There was when we were at Goodwill and there was

1134
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: a sign that said a mad and I covered it

1135
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: up to say Va Jane. I was very proud of that,

1136
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 1: Like that was like a hard joke to make, but

1137
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: I was just trying to make jokes out of anything

1138
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: that was really funny. To take the M and the eye,

1139
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: cover the eye, cover the part of the M and

1140
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: make it a V, and then cover that like it

1141
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: was it and the good Will see also hilarious. I

1142
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: don't want to ruin it for people who may have

1143
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: not watched it, but just like when you showed up

1144
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: and we're get this last night, I show up, I'm

1145
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: wearing a cropet jean jacket and my mom is wearing

1146
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: the same crop jean jacket too. We're both wearing the

1147
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 1: same thing. This does not happen to us regularly. And

1148
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: also my favorite line that everyone probably missed is when

1149
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: the woman goes, can I help you find anything a

1150
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: good Will? And I go, Mom, she has to if

1151
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: we can, she can help us find anything, Like I'm

1152
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: gonna be like, yeah, um, where do you have a

1153
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: dare T shirt? From? Like like what do you what

1154
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: are you looking for? Yeah? I loved that line and

1155
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: it's just like you do you have like a random

1156
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: high school in Nebraska and it was like cool colors.

1157
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: There was another part of that scene that I really loved,

1158
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: and it showcased the multi layers of your mom's personality.

1159
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: It was like a very small thing, but um, when

1160
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: you were picking out stuff for your apartment, she goes, oh, um,

1161
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: she says something about how you're you're getting creative again,

1162
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: and like her voice got a little deeper and she

1163
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: has a tendency to do that sometimes, or she goes, oh,

1164
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: I see you're getting creative again. I mean I can't

1165
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: even do it. But just like these small little nuances

1166
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: of your mom's personality is a star. I mean, yeah,

1167
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: she was unbelievable. I would say she's probably my top

1168
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: one in life. And on the show she also want

1169
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: to call her a jabberwockie. I really appreciate. I felt

1170
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I felt like I laughed a lot

1171
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: on the show. I like in regards to lines like

1172
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: I did really enjoy when I told your mom when

1173
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: you had to screwdriver. Oh, that was so funny that

1174
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: like what I forget exactly what the line was, but

1175
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: essentially the guy was going to show up and you

1176
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: were gonna help like build a night. Yes, that was

1177
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: so funny. You hadn't you had a lot of good lines,

1178
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: but yes, you you were more like they're like kind

1179
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: of giggling like Mutley a little like yes, but that

1180
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: we love a laugher. That's like I forget sometimes like

1181
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: just enjoying it A lot of people can't. Also not

1182
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: like not trying to make it about yourself, especially on

1183
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: a reality show. It's actually a credit like like not easy. No,

1184
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: it's not it's not easy. Um, what was your least

1185
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: favorite moment? Wait? We usually end up sorry we did

1186
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: a backwards that's okay, least favorite moment. It's honestly tough

1187
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: because I really don't think they were that Like, I mean,

1188
00:59:57,360 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: whoever edited did a great job. Uh. The only moment

1189
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: that I felt like I would have liked to have

1190
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: seen is when I was introducing you at the factory.

1191
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: It would have been nice to see me on stage

1192
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: just because just to see that. Oh. I also, yes,

1193
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: that's just like you're right that it's a it's a

1194
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 1: thing where where I'm sure I'll eventually be on stage,

1195
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: but it would have set the scene. It would have

1196
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: made more sense for that for sure. But other than that, like,

1197
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,439
Speaker 1: I honestly like I really can't talk negative. I really

1198
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Favorite part was my eye makeup running in

1199
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: the conversation after the rollerblading part. I just looked like

1200
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: all I had to do was do this, And I

1201
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: wish someone would have been, like, just wipe under your eyes,

1202
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: because I really I have really long bottom eyelashes and

1203
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: it all transfers and I just look, really, I look

1204
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: fine in that scene. I'm fine with it. But I

1205
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: just that's the only thing that I just watched and

1206
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: I go, oh god, just it's such an easy fixt

1207
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: just yeah, you know, um god, show it's real. You know,

1208
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: you look beautiful in that scene. I love how you

1209
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: were sitting. Um okay. But my least favorite moment, and

1210
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: this is why I don't like watching shows when they're

1211
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 1: on live, is they showed two episodes, and by the

1212
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: end of the second episode, my brain was already triggered

1213
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: like I need more. I had to see what happened,

1214
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: and um, I did not appreciate it because I couldn't

1215
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: watch more. And then the next episode, like the first episode,

1216
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: we played again and we just sat there and watching

1217
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: it again. I love that there was a countdown for

1218
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: six hours, texted me. But she was watching during the

1219
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: day and it was six hours like like it was.

1220
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: I was a shuttle launch. That's literally like when it

1221
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 1: started countdown. And she talked to me on on the

1222
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: Giggly Squad because I watched some of that too, and

1223
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: you were saying, how like the support that he gave you,

1224
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: of how much promotion for the show, there's no like

1225
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 1: it was. It really came through, like you could tell

1226
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: like he was very very happy about that. That's why

1227
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 1: I gave it my all too, and and did every

1228
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: press opportunity because I saw how much they put into it.

1229
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta match that, and they really did.

1230
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: Like we met her. I've had great partnerships with networks

1231
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: in terms of like the creative side, the executive side,

1232
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: the even the marketing side. Their hands are tied about

1233
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: how much they can spend and what but E is

1234
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: a really special place with really talented people. And I'm

1235
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: really just so grateful to everyone there. If you're listening

1236
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 1: to everything you did, Like, if this show fails, it's

1237
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: not because of you, It's because of Andrew's genetically loose mouth.

1238
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: And I blame his dad. I blame I blame that

1239
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: looking Dollen Colin. Thanks a lot. And you, Marvin, don't

1240
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: think I forgot about you, grandpa, and that above you

1241
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: that we don't know. He's in his grave just somewhere. Okay,

1242
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: final thought, God, your tongue disappears. That's wild. What do

1243
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,840
Speaker 1: you mean, like your tongue gets eaten by worms and stuff?

1244
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: Everything does, Yeah, everything goes. There's like this TikTok you

1245
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: know how some like girls will do this like like

1246
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: um the like skateboard or their dance over like someone talking.

1247
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: It'll be like Jordan Peterson being like cherish these moments

1248
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: sho have with your youngest son or like whatever it is.

1249
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: And there's like a voice in the background giving a motivation,

1250
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: and there's a girl going like everyone you know, well

1251
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 1: you everyone dies and you will be forgotten by every

1252
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: single person. So in the meantime, dance and it's just

1253
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: like this girl and then it's just encouraging people to

1254
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: like dance in public. And I'm like, if everyone's gonna

1255
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: forget you and nothing, don't do that and don't wear

1256
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 1: this cute little crop top with a matching sandal. If

1257
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: you're really gonna like ride that out, then nothing matters,

1258
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: So dance. I just I like the sentiment because you're right,

1259
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: like nothing matters when you really ended up like Obama,

1260
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 1: we will be just as forgotten as you are, as

1261
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: Lincoln is, like, we'll all be dust and no one

1262
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: will remember us and it doesn't matter. But what do

1263
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 1: you do with that? People value? Like, Okay, no one's

1264
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: gonna remember because we're all gonna be dead, But am

1265
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: I going to be remembered till just before we die?

1266
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 1: Like that's what people? People? When you know when you die,

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Speaker 1: well forgot about famous. I want to be like my

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Speaker 1: star is going to be in the St. Louis. That

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Speaker 1: star will be there longer than any like baby book

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Speaker 1: I have that's passed down to my you know, that's

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Speaker 1: like a cement thing. Ye. Last week, I just want

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Speaker 1: to say before we go, final, Final, Final float Um.

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Speaker 1: People really like the depression episode last week. It really

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Speaker 1: good stuff you're out of it, right, I'm very good

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Speaker 1: right now. Well, I'm out of Yeah. COVID is a motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: And I know, I know you mentioned telling about like

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Speaker 1: me getting on the zoe often that might be something

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Speaker 1: as well in my brain. But COVID is a fucking

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Speaker 1: motherfucker depression wise, and if you haven't had it, or

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Speaker 1: if you dealt with it, you like it's it's a

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Speaker 1: mentally draining thing. And it's different for everyone. It's such

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Speaker 1: a weird because you get a cold, you sneeze, I sneeze.

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Speaker 1: We know what a cold is. This thing, it's different

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Speaker 1: for everyone. Everyone has a different reaction. It's so fucking weird.

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Speaker 1: It's a yeah, I'm glad you're through it. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: you got it. And she like she's still suffering, Like

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Speaker 1: she's not contagious anymore, but she's still having issues and

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Speaker 1: you know, so stay safe out there. But I flew

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Speaker 1: on the plane, no mask. It was kind of nice yesterday. Um,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go, I gotta I'm gonna be on the

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Speaker 1: Wendy Williams Show, I think tomorrow, so tune into that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on the Kelly Clarkson Show this week

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Speaker 1: as well that was pre taped with Dr Phil. Was

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Speaker 1: also on Dr Phil's podcast last week. Great episode. We

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Speaker 1: gotta I gotta go wrap some presents, so it's wrap time.

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Speaker 1: Um I uh yeah, thanks for listening, guys, Beat, don't

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Speaker 1: be cat and Check. That was a shout out to

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Speaker 1: the best. You gave me a note for the show

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Speaker 1: and she said, je jacket, I thought that was a

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Speaker 1: good one.