1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So 2 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: Michael varieshow is on the air. 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 2: Let me make this an absolute fact. The goal is 4 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 2: world peace. That must be our prime responsibility. We are 5 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 2: the leader of the free world, whether we want to 6 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 2: be or not, and therefore we are the only ones 7 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 2: that can preserve the peace. 8 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,279 Speaker 3: Well, first of all, the Russians are already facing very 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 3: severe consequences. There's not a single sanction that's been lifted, 10 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 3: and not one, I mean, they're facing all the same 11 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 3: sanctions that have been in place today. All the American 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 3: support continues for Ukraine. And ultimately, look, if we're not 13 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 3: going to be able to reach an agreement here at 14 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 3: any point, then there are going to be consequences. What 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 3: we're trying to do right now is end the war. 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 3: And in order to end the war, you've got to 17 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 3: give every opportunity that exists. You have to be open 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 3: any opportunity that exists to bring it about. And here's 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 3: the thing to remind everybody. And when the President says, 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 3: this is not our war, but let's be frank, this 21 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 3: is not our war. The United States is not in 22 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 3: a war. Ukraine is in a war, and we've been 23 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 3: supporting Ukraine. We happen to be in the role of 24 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 3: the only country. 25 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 4: In the world. 26 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 3: We're the only leader in the world that can actually 27 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 3: bring put into a table to even discuss these things. Now, 28 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 3: the President has traveled, you know, all the way to 29 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 3: Alaska all the way back, has dedicated months and months 30 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 3: of work him, our entire team on this matter, because 31 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: we want to see. 32 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,559 Speaker 1: An end of the war. 33 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 3: But if tomorrow the war continues, life in America will 34 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 3: not be fundamentally altered. 35 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: So I think that we have to understand is that this. 36 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 3: Has been a priority for this president because he wants 37 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 3: to promote peace. He wants to promote the end of 38 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 3: a war, and I think we should be happy that 39 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 3: we have a president that's trying to promote peace and 40 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 3: bring a war to an end. You can't have a 41 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,399 Speaker 3: peace agreement unless both sides give and get. You can't 42 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,679 Speaker 3: have a peace agreement unless both sides make concessions. That's 43 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 3: a fact that's true in virtually any negotiation. If not, 44 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 3: it's just called surrender. And neither side is going to surrender. 45 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 3: Both sides are going to have to make concessions. So 46 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,960 Speaker 3: of course concessions were asked. These negotiations. As much as 47 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 3: everyone would love it to be a live, pay per 48 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 3: view event, these discussions only work best when they are 49 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 3: conducted privately, so we need to create space for concessions 50 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 3: to be made. But of course the concessions were asked. 51 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: Only our creative director Jim Mudd could find a way 52 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: to slide a Van Halen song into the middle of 53 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: the Trump Ukraine Russia Dogs. We'll play, Jim, We'll played 54 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: good Man. During the Sermon on the Mount Matthew five nine, 55 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: Jesus says, blessed are the peacemakers, or they shall be 56 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: called the children of God. Some translations, that's the sons 57 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: of God. Blessed are the peacemakers, or they shall be 58 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 1: called the children of God. You know, in my lifetime, 59 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:24,600 Speaker 1: when I think about the wars that were most devastating 60 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: and bringing an end to them, that starts, and it 61 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: was already happening by the time I was born, with Vietnam, 62 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: and that was, as much as anything, an exit from 63 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 1: a debacle that we had been dragged into that cost 64 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: us a lot of young men of a generation really 65 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: to the edge of two generations, and ended up being 66 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: a horrible mistake and we pay for it to this 67 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,039 Speaker 1: day in the lives of men who suffer every single 68 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: day from what they experienced. And then you think of 69 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: the Camp David Accords in seventy eight where Carter, to 70 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: his credit, tried in bringing Sadat and monocom Begum together. 71 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 1: It was not as successful as they had hoped. It ends, 72 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 1: of course in assassination. But this effort is truly monumentally historic. 73 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 1: We can't know that it will be successful. Time will tell. 74 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: But the Alaska Accords in Alaska on Friday and then 75 00:05:55,520 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 1: Zelensky being shuttled in yesterday that are from Zelenski's wife 76 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: to Milania Trump. I think there's some state craft, as 77 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 1: they call it. I think there's some efforts to imbue 78 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: this occasion with hopeful gestures that that make this an 79 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,120 Speaker 1: affair of the heart, and I think that's a good thing. 80 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: This is an awful war that has cost a lot 81 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: of lives in those countries. It's an awful war that 82 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: we should not have sent all the money that we did. 83 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: But I am certain certain that powerful American families have 84 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: become billionaires over the money that was sent into Ukraine 85 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 1: that went unaccounted for. I am certain of it, I 86 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 1: am certain that was our involvement. I don't think the 87 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 1: Biden's made the most money out of it, but I 88 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: do think think they made money. I think Ukraine was 89 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: used as a as a petri dish for things we 90 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: can't do on American soil, making them a satellite state, 91 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: a sort of light Los Alamos exploding bombs there, but 92 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 1: instead using using using laboratories to do things you couldn't 93 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 1: do on American soil. If President Trump does not win 94 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: the Nobel Prize, and even Hillary Clinton on Friday saying 95 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 1: that if he can pull off what he has promised, 96 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: and I would nominate him for the Nobel Prize, I 97 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 1: really think this is an opportunity for her to try 98 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: to claw her her evil, wretched self back into relevance. 99 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: But I would be off for that yet. Yay Hillary. 100 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 1: You know I'd rather see her in an orange jumpsuit 101 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: as she submits the letter, but I think it would 102 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: be I think she sees it as a foregone conclusion 103 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: at the moment she does that, and then wants to 104 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: get some credit for it, right the person. If they can't, 105 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,640 Speaker 1: if they can't lead the parade, they figure out a 106 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: way to slide into it. I have a story. It's 107 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: it's quite a story of something that happened in the 108 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: next segment. If you're gonna listen to one segment, it 109 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: should probably be this next week. Need to introduce myself. 110 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 4: My name is MITCHA Michael Berry Genius. 111 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: Do I have a story for you? So last week 112 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: I went up to the Woodlands to get my teeth 113 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: cleaned by my dentist, doctor Guy Lewis, whose nickname is Mojo, 114 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 1: And this will be relevant later in the segment. Mojo 115 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: is about what would you guess gout was six y' 116 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: five at least he's a big man. What was the 117 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,760 Speaker 1: guy's name that was the bouncer for led Zeppelin? You 118 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,959 Speaker 1: know what? What? Peter Grant? Yeah, I think Peter Grant, 119 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:19,199 Speaker 1: Mountain of a man, big fellow. And his son, Teddy's 120 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 1: a big fellow too, He just hadn't filled out yet 121 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: because he's young. So while I'm there and they're all 122 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: in my mouth and they got, I've got. I've really 123 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:32,959 Speaker 1: embraced the sedation dentistry. I didn't have an aspen till 124 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,319 Speaker 1: I was twenty nine, but boy, I embraced that sedation 125 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 1: dentistry and they put it on, they can go up 126 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 1: and down and then they can bring you out of 127 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,080 Speaker 1: it in five minutes. It's a it's a thing, man 128 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,840 Speaker 1: who So anyway, I'm going at it. And he says, Hey, 129 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:50,840 Speaker 1: I'm going to the Astros game on Sunday morning and 130 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: we're bringing Jimmy Jimmy Barrett. Would you like to join us? 131 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: And I said, i'm'll be in Austin. We're moving Michael 132 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: t in second year. But I really appreciate it. He said, well, 133 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 1: what do you think about Ramon? I said, oh, Ramon 134 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: would love that. So he invites Ramon. Now, Guy Lewis 135 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 1: is the official dentist of the Houston Astros. So if 136 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: you if you go into the suites, you'll see pictures 137 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: of him. You'll see him out on the in the 138 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 1: in the outfield, you'll see him on the screen he 139 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: throws out the first pitch, you'll see him down on 140 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: the field. He's he's a big deal with the Astros 141 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: and as such, he gets a suite, the Inspirity Suite. 142 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,760 Speaker 1: Big part of that is his and the Inspirity Suite 143 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: used to be used to be the old press box, 144 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,959 Speaker 1: so we got press passes and the press box was 145 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: where you reported from. So when I took over the 146 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 1: stations in seven, I had a press pass. I would 147 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: drive down and just go to the games and just 148 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: sit in the press pass. I wasn't reporting on anything. 149 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,000 Speaker 1: I was just watching the game. It's the best seating. 150 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 1: You're elevated a little, you got a great sight line. 151 00:10:57,679 --> 00:11:01,360 Speaker 1: There's almost nobody in there. Oh, it was heavenly. So 152 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 1: Ramone goes to the game and he is sitting here. 153 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,199 Speaker 1: Next to Ramone in the middle is sitting Jimmy Barrett, 154 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,839 Speaker 1: and next to Jimmy is sitting doctor Guy Lewis. And 155 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: it's early in the game, which we would lose badly 156 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: to the Orioles. Which my theory on that on one 157 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: hundred and sixty two game season, if you're gonna lose, 158 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: go ahead and lose badly. Just don't lose two to 159 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,079 Speaker 1: one or one. Nothing that makes me crazy. So we're 160 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: at the ball game and Ramone and Jimmy are looking 161 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: forward to the food because the Inspirator Suite has a 162 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:42,599 Speaker 1: buffet line of cornucopia of awesomeness. It is a smorgasboard 163 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: of good food. And Ramone and Jimmy had bantered back 164 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,439 Speaker 1: and forth that hey, you know, at the right time 165 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,719 Speaker 1: and we're going to be classy about this, but at 166 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: the right time, we're going to go do some damage 167 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,680 Speaker 1: to that buffet line. They're going to know we were here. 168 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: So they're both getting a good laugh at that. And so, uh, 169 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 1: at the appointed time they do. And so they go 170 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: over and survey the offerings and they don't overload their 171 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: player act foolish because they're thinking, we'll make multiple runs. 172 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 1: And you know, this is a this is a client 173 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,679 Speaker 1: of the company for Ramona, it's a show sponsor for us. 174 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: Jimmy does endorsements. Yeah, you want to you want to 175 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,520 Speaker 1: shut what did? What did Darryl kay Royle tell uh 176 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 1: Earl Campbell after he scored a touchdown? He's act like 177 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: you've been there before. So Ramon's trying to do the 178 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 1: act like you've been there before. Dance and Jimmy as 179 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: well well. So we got Ramona on the far left, 180 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 1: Jimmy in the middle, and Guy Lewis on the right. 181 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 1: Jimmy is not a little guy himself. We think he's 182 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: six to two. He's a he's a tall he's a 183 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 1: big guy. And so Ramone is the littlest of these 184 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: three guys. All right, he's a big mountain of men. 185 00:12:56,679 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: So at some point, Jimmy Barrett, our morning star on 186 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 1: kt each morning News goes there's a little cough, and 187 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,360 Speaker 1: Ramon notices, this isn't a scratching your throat cough. This 188 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: is a something in your throat cough. But he doesn't 189 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:17,120 Speaker 1: look at him because you know, Ramon's thought was, you know, 190 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,560 Speaker 1: when you when you're choking, you don't want you don't 191 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 1: want people look at you. Just let let you kind 192 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 1: of work it out. And he does it again, and 193 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,960 Speaker 1: Guy Lewis says, Jimmy or you, okay, I can do 194 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Speaker 1: the Heimlich maneuver, kind of half jokingly, and Jimmy puts 195 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,560 Speaker 1: his hand up like no, no, I'm just it's just 196 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: it's kind of hung up in there. It's fun. And 197 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 1: then Guy Lewis says, well, it wasn't. It wouldn't be 198 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 1: the first time kind of making it. Okay, if I 199 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,719 Speaker 1: need to come, you know, sling shock this thing out 200 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: of there, I will so a few seconds more. And 201 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 1: the coughing it's getting worse and worse, but it sounds 202 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 1: like af a rumble in an engine. There's something in there. 203 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: And it's hung up. So Ramon decides, I don't want 204 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,120 Speaker 1: to look at him because he's feeling awkward, and I 205 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 1: would feel awkward. I would want to be left alone 206 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 1: until I can get this thing out, whereupon Jimmy stands 207 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 1: straight up and Ramone catches out of the corner of 208 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 1: his eye. His face is tomato red. He's getting no oxygen, 209 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: and he does what Ramon calls a universal symbol of 210 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: I'm choking, where he crosses his hands over his throat 211 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:37,840 Speaker 1: like it's hung I'm choking, okay, all right, And they 212 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: didn't wait till in between innings like this is going on. 213 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:46,160 Speaker 1: This is happening live right now, This is happening. So 214 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: Ramon doesn't know what to do. But doctor Guy Lewis, 215 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: before Ramone knows thinks what to do, jumps into action, 216 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: comes around behind Jimmy, Jimmy standing up. Good news is 217 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: Got louis a big fella. He puts those big arms 218 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: around him and poop. He gives it a pump, nothing, 219 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:18,600 Speaker 1: tries again, poop nothing, so to hear Ramon describe it 220 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: after two pumps unsuccessful and we're running out of time here. 221 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: Got Louis, she said, he kind of goes Carlos Carrell. 222 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: He kind of steps back, put a little spit on 223 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: his hand. Get ready, and I stretch out a little bit. 224 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: I mean this is going. I'm swinging for the fences 225 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 1: on this one. He goes back, locks those hands around 226 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: Jimmy's stomach and hump and foul. This meat comes out 227 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: and hits a guy eight rows in front ended this kidding. 228 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:51,760 Speaker 1: It goes into Jimmy's hand, and Ramon said, surprisingly, it 229 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 1: was the danious little piece of meat that could have 230 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 1: killed Jimmy Barrett. That little bit of it just went 231 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 1: down the wrong hole. So they stopped the game and 232 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 1: gave us standing ovation to No, they should have though, 233 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 1: So anyway, that's what happened when Ramon went to the 234 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 1: baseball game on Sunday. He's still traumatized by it. I'm 235 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: not even joking with it. 236 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 4: Sounds like this that Michael Berry show cap. 237 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:20,479 Speaker 2: Tone indicates everything is ready for your call. 238 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: Ramon said, the Astros weren't the only ones that choked 239 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 1: on Sunday. I didn't think that was very nice because 240 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: Jimmy Barrett is my friend, and you didn't you didn't 241 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,920 Speaker 1: save his life. You if gott Lewis hadn't been there, 242 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,040 Speaker 1: it'd be no Jimmy Barrett today. There'd be no Jimmy Barrett. 243 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 1: And then where it would be, Well, Jimmy Barrett is 244 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,360 Speaker 1: gracious enough to join us and tell his side of 245 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: this story. Welcome to the program. Good sir. 246 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 4: By the way, if I if I weren't here, if 247 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 4: I at at Dyke in Park, Uh, do you think 248 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 4: my wife could assume to get part of the Astros 249 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 4: or something? 250 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 1: Probably? So hey got Lewis told me something last week, 251 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,600 Speaker 1: he said, he said, uh, I said, well, you know 252 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 1: he came to us from Richmond, and he said, yeah, 253 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,879 Speaker 1: but did you know he used to be the public 254 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,040 Speaker 1: address announcer for the Detroit Tigers? Is that true? 255 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:18,560 Speaker 4: True story? That's like, uh, yeah, you were talking about 256 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,160 Speaker 4: Alan Tamildo, Whitaker, Cecil Fielder, that group. 257 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, that's really cool. 258 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,400 Speaker 4: It was. But I saw a lot of bad baseball 259 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 4: over those ten years. We're very good, Michael. 260 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: You know, that's the thing I think about Sparky and 261 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: what a great job Sparky does for us with the Astros, 262 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 1: and nothing is better than after the Astros win in 263 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,960 Speaker 1: a playoff win and he's living it he's loving it, 264 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: and he's down there in the locker room, and you're 265 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 1: just you're you're with him and you're enjoying. But people, 266 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,880 Speaker 1: you slog, you know, we're these are the salad days 267 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 1: right now. You slog day in and day out. I mean, 268 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 1: you were, as you said, watching a lot of bad baseball, 269 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 1: and during that time, you never choked. Did we lose Jimmy? 270 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,640 Speaker 1: Oh we might have muted Jimmy. Oh my goodness, tell 271 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: me it's not happening. Tell me this is not happening 272 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 1: right now, Jimmy, just knock on something. 273 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,400 Speaker 4: The hell. 274 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just gonna sit here and wait. 275 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: I wish guy Lewis was here. He could solve this. 276 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: This is crazy. That really just happened. It's on the line. 277 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Seve, that is that him? Try him? 278 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: Uh you see the number. I'll give you the number, 279 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 1: folkses huh Jimmy, Oh my goodness, that's too funny. It's 280 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 1: like Jimmy was in on the bit. I like it, 281 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 1: my goodness. We're just yeah, we're not clever enough to 282 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,359 Speaker 1: come up with something that good. 283 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 4: That was. 284 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 1: My goodness. People are sending me all their choking stories, 285 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:14,919 Speaker 1: and all I can think is what a what a 286 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:19,880 Speaker 1: dubious way, what an inglorious way to go out? When 287 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,879 Speaker 1: my wife was growing up, there was a state meeting 288 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: between the Soviet Union and India, and uh, the I 289 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,399 Speaker 1: can't remember I as a Soviet leader or the Indian leader. 290 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 1: They served fish at the meal, and the fishbone got 291 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 1: stuck in his throat and he choked to death. And 292 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,959 Speaker 1: the lore goes that since that day they never again 293 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:50,679 Speaker 1: served fish at state dinners. Did you get him? Oh, 294 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,160 Speaker 1: we're trying to Okay, this is don't try huh. Oh 295 00:19:54,240 --> 00:20:03,360 Speaker 1: my goodness, Okay, Jimmy, this is weird. That's his it's 296 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,800 Speaker 1: our phones. And in fairness to Jimmy, we over the weekend, 297 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 1: our engineers were here, Girlovich and David over the whole 298 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,120 Speaker 1: crew and trying to fix some problems we've been having 299 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,879 Speaker 1: with the phones. And then and so everything was rewired 300 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 1: this weekend. So, but isn't it odd that we're right 301 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,199 Speaker 1: in the middle of talking about the choking when the 302 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 1: phone line goes down. That's too good. The gods of 303 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 1: comedy have shined upon us. That's I'm just stalling. If 304 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 1: y'all were wondering, so if you need, if you need 305 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 1: a minute, freshen up, get yourself ready for this story, 306 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: take a moment. We'll call you all back together. I'm 307 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,239 Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna mute this conference call until we get 308 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,760 Speaker 1: Jimmy back on the line. See if you pick up Jeff. 309 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: If you can pick up Jeff, then is Jimmy's phone 310 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 1: See if you can do that, Jeff, No, it's the 311 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: phone line. Okay, Well tell him what's going on so 312 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:08,520 Speaker 1: he knows. And then, poor Jimmy, first of all, he 313 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 1: agreed to let me tell the story, which he didn't 314 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:16,040 Speaker 1: have to do, and hold on, let me see if 315 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 1: I can find the exchange. I want to be true 316 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 1: to what he said. I said, hey, my man, you 317 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: scared Ramon to death. I'm glad you're okay. The world 318 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 1: is much better place with you in it. And he said, 319 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,560 Speaker 1: thanks man. And then I went in for the Can 320 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 1: I tell the story on air? But it's your story. 321 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: If you don't feel comfortable, I won't do it because 322 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: I wouldn't want somebody doing that to me. And he says, 323 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: this is Jimmy's line. I forgot this. Just resist the 324 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 1: temptation to exaggerate. He knows me well, and then he says, 325 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: I wasn't going down on a damn roll. He would, Oh, 326 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: I should tell you it was roast beef. Now, reading 327 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:55,719 Speaker 1: the emails as they come in, the interesting thing about 328 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,160 Speaker 1: this is it is more often than not a piece 329 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:02,200 Speaker 1: of meat that seems to be the issue that causes 330 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 1: choking more than any I've heard of a lot a 331 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,920 Speaker 1: lot of hot dog chokings, and I don't know what 332 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 1: that is. But this was roast beef. If I were 333 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,440 Speaker 1: to say the thing I've heard more than anything else, 334 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,320 Speaker 1: it is a chunk of beef and a chunk of 335 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,480 Speaker 1: beef getting caught in there. But we are gonna have 336 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:24,399 Speaker 1: to talk about how tiny what came up was. Because 337 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,159 Speaker 1: Ramon remarked that, you know, he was worried there was 338 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 1: going to be this he was going to blow this 339 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 1: huge chunk out because it was it choked him. But 340 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,240 Speaker 1: I guess if it goes down the wrong hole, I 341 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,840 Speaker 1: don't really know how all that, you know, plumbing works, 342 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,639 Speaker 1: but if it goes down the wrong hole, apparently it 343 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 1: does not take much to get lodged down in there 344 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:47,640 Speaker 1: and and and do the damage. Where are we at 345 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:53,240 Speaker 1: in there, Ramon? You're restarting the phones. Okay, well you 346 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,960 Speaker 1: want me to do while? Are you doing that? I'm 347 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 1: just gonna sit here for a minute. I'm a count 348 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: just spending. I'm an account Spanish to ten. You want me? 349 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,560 Speaker 1: You want me to do that? You know what I 350 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 1: could do? I don't want to lose my best material. 351 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:16,840 Speaker 1: We've got some we got some things here. Let's see here. 352 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: You want to break early? Oh my goodness, you f 353 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,160 Speaker 1: p Okay, see if you can get Jimmy back. It's 354 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,439 Speaker 1: about to be a good story, old fellow. Have we 355 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:33,360 Speaker 1: not put him through enough? Michael on the air night, 356 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:44,359 Speaker 1: he's zart y'all, he's got it all. You have to 357 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,040 Speaker 1: laugh at situation. That's the only way to approach them. 358 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:52,520 Speaker 1: And the best comedy came from frequent emailer Art Seiberger, 359 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,919 Speaker 1: who wrote, I feel horrible for even thinking that a 360 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,720 Speaker 1: guy Lewis hasn't been involved in a choking situation like 361 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: this since Albuquerque of eighty three. I still can't watch 362 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 1: clips of that game forty two years later. That's uh, 363 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 1: that's pretty solid right there. And our friend Rick Doak, 364 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:13,960 Speaker 1: the the realtor Country realtor, who is just absolutely killing it, 365 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:18,440 Speaker 1: selling everything from Brendham to Belleville, to Columbus and uh 366 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: round Top says, I almost choked to death a month 367 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,680 Speaker 1: ago at a steakhouse. Not the first time. I went 368 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,440 Speaker 1: to the best doctor in Houston and had esophageal surgery 369 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,199 Speaker 1: last week. My throat was only opening the size of 370 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: a green pea. The doctor dilated my esophagus, and I 371 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,520 Speaker 1: can now eat anything. Told Jimmy to hang in there. Well, 372 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: there you go. Jimmy Barrett is our. 373 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 4: Guest dogg on it. 374 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 1: Yes, maybe you get thought that, maybe you got a 375 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,919 Speaker 1: Louis p sized it. Savages. 376 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 4: It's hard to believe this big voice comes out of 377 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 4: a peace sized esophagus, isn't that? 378 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,320 Speaker 1: Maybe that's the reason, you know, Freddie Mercury wouldn't get 379 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 1: his teeth fixed because he was afraid it would affect 380 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,600 Speaker 1: his voice. There you go, and he had those awful teeth. 381 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 4: They actually look into that. It would have been a 382 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 4: lot better to to be chill, been on a piece 383 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 4: of steak and a piece of dinner. Roll. Don't you think, well, 384 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 4: I do. You're going to go down? Go down with beef, 385 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 4: don't go down on a piece of bread. 386 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, no doubt. If you if you had died, God forbid, 387 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,720 Speaker 1: Ramona and I have agreed that we would have told 388 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: your wife. It was a huge h fourteen fourteen ounce 389 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 1: rivi and not a little bitty piece of Well, let's 390 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: go back and hear your side room. Can we cue 391 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,360 Speaker 1: the music again? It's apparently it's early in the game, 392 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: second inning or so, right, Yeah, okay, so yeah, familiarly, 393 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: all right, go ahead. 394 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 4: So anyway, yeah, we go through the line. They have 395 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 4: a little buffet. We were in the Inspirity suite and 396 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,320 Speaker 4: they have a little buffet there and I get a 397 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,359 Speaker 4: dinner roll, and which I should have left on the table. 398 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,919 Speaker 4: It was it was a little dry, to be honest. 399 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 4: And they had beef tenderloin, and I'm a I'm a 400 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,360 Speaker 4: fiend for beet tenderline. You give me medium rare beef tenderline, 401 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 4: I'll eat that all day long. So I got beat 402 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 4: tenderloin and I had I had some mashed potatoes, by 403 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,440 Speaker 4: the way, spettional potato day, and and uh, I had 404 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,280 Speaker 4: the dinner roll. I come back and you know, I 405 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,240 Speaker 4: had a drink. And I came back and I sat 406 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,400 Speaker 4: down and the first thing I took a bite of 407 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,640 Speaker 4: was the dinner roll. And it wasn't even a big bite. 408 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 4: It was a fairly small bite. And I'm chewing on 409 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 4: it and I swallowed, and then all of a sudden, 410 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 4: I felt my throat kind of see stuff on me, 411 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 4: and I start to cough, and I thought, well, there's 412 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 4: just a little piece there that stuck. So, you know, 413 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,600 Speaker 4: I just kept coughing and nothing was that. 414 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,679 Speaker 1: You replicate the call, let me get a sense of 415 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 1: like it was a big cough or a little cough. 416 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 4: It was a big cough. 417 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,640 Speaker 1: That's a big cough, okay, all right, Yeah. 418 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,479 Speaker 4: That's a that's a that cough should move something, right, 419 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 4: that's they get things moving, and and it just didn't. Yeah, 420 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,760 Speaker 4: they didn't dislodge it. So I'm wheezing just a little bit, 421 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 4: and guy looks at me. Doctor Lewis looks at me, 422 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 4: and he says, okay. And at first I nodded yes, 423 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 4: because I thought I'm just going to cough again and 424 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 4: it'll be fine, and I take a little sip. So 425 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 4: I took a little sip of liquid and it went 426 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:58,440 Speaker 4: down and and but nothing changed as far as that 427 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,560 Speaker 4: piece of roll and where that was. So after a 428 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,359 Speaker 4: while I've done this, it was getting a little you know, 429 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 4: I wasn't be there. I could get some air, but 430 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 4: I couldn't get enough air to be able to stay 431 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,720 Speaker 4: that way much longer. So he asked again, you know 432 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,159 Speaker 4: I can do the Heimlich? Would you like me to 433 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,840 Speaker 4: do the Heimlich? And I just kind of nodded yes. 434 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,040 Speaker 4: So he said, all right, stand up. I stood up, 435 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 4: face the other direction, so as not to, you know, 436 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 4: have a piece of dinner roll fly into the seats 437 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 4: in front of me. Yeah, yes, exactly, don't want to 438 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 4: embarrass him. Right, So it dislodged and it was a 439 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,199 Speaker 4: tiny little piece of bread. It was not it's not 440 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,440 Speaker 4: that big a piece of It was a piece that 441 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,640 Speaker 4: you would normally think there would be no problem whatsoever. 442 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:39,440 Speaker 4: And then everything was fine. 443 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,159 Speaker 1: At that moment. Do you do you see your your 444 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 1: your life flash before your eyes. You think, oh, I 445 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,600 Speaker 1: can't go out like this. What are you thinking? 446 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,160 Speaker 4: I'm thinking it'd be a real shame if I didn't 447 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 4: get to eat that beet tenderloin as much as I 448 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,960 Speaker 4: like beet tenderloin. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, Yeah, 449 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,080 Speaker 4: I hate to not have that. 450 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: Beat tender and finish what you started. 451 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 4: I waited. I waited about two minutes. I didn't touch 452 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,479 Speaker 4: the dinner roll again, but yeah, I started. I started, 453 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,480 Speaker 4: started with a little mashed potato because I figured that 454 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 4: that goes down easy. 455 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:09,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 456 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I, yeah, I chewed that beef tender 457 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,119 Speaker 4: loin like a cow would showed cut just to make 458 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,159 Speaker 4: sure that it was not going to a bullets You did, yes, 459 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,679 Speaker 4: and everything was fine. Yeah. 460 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,440 Speaker 1: So during that two minutes before you're going back, are 461 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 1: you thinking I'd like to go back for that beef tenderline? 462 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 1: But these boys are watching me, and so I got 463 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 1: to put a decent amount of time in between the 464 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: choking accident incident and and the beef tenderlin or are 465 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:36,400 Speaker 1: you just. 466 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 4: Well yeah, no, I waited, Yeah, I waited. I probably 467 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 4: gave it a respectful maybe five minutes before I ate, 468 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 4: but I didn't go for seconds. I might have gone 469 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 4: for seconds on beef tenderline, but I didn't go for seconds. 470 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: Ramon said he saved the bread just for posterity. If 471 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 1: you wanted to put in a jar, can we. 472 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 4: Have it bronzed or something? 473 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 1: So so the next question we had, we had a 474 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,840 Speaker 1: lot of questions. 475 00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 4: Uh. 476 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,080 Speaker 1: The next question we had is do you call your wife? 477 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: Do you text your wife from the game and say 478 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,320 Speaker 1: you won't believe this is almost died, but don't worry. 479 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 1: Im okay, do you call her on the drive home 480 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,000 Speaker 1: or do you wait till you get home? Or do 481 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 1: you not even bring it up? 482 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 4: I haven't even brought it up. 483 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,680 Speaker 1: Oh has she ever gotten after you for eating too fast? 484 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: Because that seems like the kind of thing that a 485 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 1: wife will will fuster her husband over and you don't 486 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: want to add you well, yeah. 487 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of thought, well she would. She would 488 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 4: probably say you did what? 489 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:26,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? 490 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 4: Were you embarrassed? You know, did you embarrass doctor Lewis? 491 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 4: You know, she probably would have gone that route, and 492 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 4: I thought, well, you know, just easier just not to if. 493 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,320 Speaker 4: I mean, if she brings it up in good Lord, 494 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 4: now that I'm on your show talking about it, she 495 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 4: probably will then at that point I'll have to have 496 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,640 Speaker 4: a discussion about it. But you know, are you careful? 497 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 1: That's another Jimmy Barrett. 498 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, I could try You could try that, Try. 499 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,800 Speaker 1: That and see how that works. I don't think there's 500 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 1: anything to be embarrassed. If we've all had it happened. 501 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,960 Speaker 1: You know, my oldest son Michael T. We were in 502 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 1: the HGB on West Timer at a out I don't 503 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 1: know Edla whatever that cross section is, and we were 504 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:11,239 Speaker 1: in there and he he ate a jellybean and it 505 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 1: got stuck. My wife reminded me of that, because we 506 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 1: talked about this, and my wife reminded me of that, 507 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,320 Speaker 1: and I went home to go on that kid. I 508 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: think I ruptured something because I was so scared. I 509 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 1: jumped behind him and I went fool and that thing 510 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 1: shot out of there. Now, that thing didn't just a 511 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 1: little bit dribble. It shot out of there ramon. So 512 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,280 Speaker 1: it's scary. And the funny thing is Michael T brought 513 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,280 Speaker 1: that episode up this weekend. He's nineteen years old now 514 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: and that was probably ten years ago. 515 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 4: So you don't forget something like that. 516 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to ask you something right before that. 517 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 4: I think, you know, I think the thing, the reason 518 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 4: why I thought it might be a little embarrassing is 519 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,640 Speaker 4: just the setting. You know, you're in a very crowded 520 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,240 Speaker 4: suite at a at a Houston Astros game, and I think, 521 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 4: you know, I think I imagined in my mind if 522 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 4: something had happened to me, I imagine the horrible headline 523 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,160 Speaker 4: in the Houston Chronicle the next day. Yeah about about 524 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 4: how he died. 525 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,480 Speaker 1: Well, we were more worriedb wanting to do with the morning. 526 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,160 Speaker 4: News, Morning Post jokes a piece of bread. 527 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,640 Speaker 1: Lyns Saunders day in early there's been a bad thing happened, 528 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,800 Speaker 1: A really bad thing has happened here. Yeah, but look 529 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 1: at it this way, Jimmy. Ten years from now, Guy 530 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: Lewis is the dentist for the Astros. He goes to 531 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 1: loads and loads of gibs. He throws out the first pitch, 532 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 1: he's down on the field. He's he's living large. 533 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 4: Right. 534 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,000 Speaker 1: But ten years from now, when they ask when somebody says, 535 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,840 Speaker 1: you go to a lot of games, and he'll go, yeah, 536 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 1: I go, I mean lots lots of games. They all 537 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 1: kind of run together. And he'll go, I heard a 538 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 1: story years ago about somebody was there, somebody choked in it. 539 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jimmy Barrett choked in the Inspiritor suite and 540 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,600 Speaker 1: I had to save his life. The legend of Guy 541 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,800 Speaker 1: Lewis continues. Oh Ramon pointed something out, so he said 542 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 1: it was the third pump before he got it out. 543 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,680 Speaker 1: Did he hit that third with harder? 544 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 4: Yes, he did. He hit it a little bit, you 545 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,840 Speaker 4: noticed it hit it harder, Yeah, the first time. Yeah, 546 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 4: I think, Yeah, I think probably anytime you're doing the 547 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,480 Speaker 4: Heimlich you you want to be You probably think to yourself, 548 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,600 Speaker 4: I don't want to crush this breaks of this guy's ribs. Right, 549 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,560 Speaker 4: he's a big boy. He is a big guy. He's 550 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 4: like six foot seven. I think, what are you? Yeah, 551 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 4: I'm six two and a half. I had you at 552 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,760 Speaker 4: six to two. Okay, I'll give you six two and 553 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,360 Speaker 4: a half. Yeah, So this is two big fellas carrying on. 554 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,320 Speaker 4: Do you know that Ramon didn't turn and look for 555 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,280 Speaker 4: the longest time because he thought you were just calling 556 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 4: to hear him. Well, yeah, and he said he said, 557 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 4: I didn't want to embarrass him, so I just looked 558 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 4: the other way. I said, but what if guy Lewis hadn't. 559 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: Have been there? He said, Oh, I don't like to 560 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 1: care about that. I'm not sure Ramon would have jumped 561 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 1: up and done it. 562 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 4: Does he know the high link? 563 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,680 Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. And his arms arm is big. 564 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,479 Speaker 1: I mean he's got his arms are he got kind 565 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,880 Speaker 1: of alligator arms. The bill comes, he doesn't, he's never 566 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,640 Speaker 1: going to get it. Jimmy very You're a great sport. 567 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 4: Okay, Lewis was there. 568 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,760 Speaker 1: We're glad you're okay, my friend, that this could be 569 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: a very. 570 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 4: Edge of my man. 571 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, brother, and thank you for being a 572 00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:58,680 Speaker 1: great sport. 573 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 4: For more dinner rolls. No more dinner rolls for me 574 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,959 Speaker 4: or I'll be here tomorrow. 575 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: Boss, Jimmy, you lost so much weight. Well, actually, let 576 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,520 Speaker 1: me tell you what I hapened. I choked and then 577 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: the dinner rolls and no carbs.