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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand the Elvis durand phones happen.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: You've heard all about it. We're dying to hear the

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Speaker 1: final product. Danielle, what's it all about?

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Speaker 3: It's basically missus Moshcallopsis calling a salon to make an

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Speaker 3: appointment for a perm and they're not very helpful.

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Speaker 1: And who is miss Moscallopsis? I am number? Who is she? Oh,

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Speaker 1: she's just an old lady. Okay, here we go, missus

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Speaker 1: Moscallopsis calling to make an appointment.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Yes, I I'd like to make an appointment please. Okay,

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Speaker 4: what are you looking to have done?

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Speaker 1: A perm?

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Speaker 4: Okay? When are you looking to come in?

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Speaker 1: Mmm? How about Tuesday?

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Speaker 4: Next Tuesday?

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 4: Okay. What time of the day are you available?

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Speaker 1: Seven am?

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Speaker 4: We open it tendy, but it takes me a.

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Speaker 3: While to get there, and I'm going to have to

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Speaker 3: start on Monday to get there for Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I'm eighty two years old.

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Speaker 4: We told you that seven is not available. Oh, we

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Speaker 4: open up at ten am.

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Speaker 3: And the other lady that used to do my hair

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Speaker 3: passed away and she used to take me at seven.

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Speaker 4: Well, we don't have anybody here. That opens the salon

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Speaker 4: at seven o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Okay, then how about Monday at sex.

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Speaker 4: We don't work at set, we don't work on Mondays,

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Speaker 4: and we never open at seven am. We open at

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Speaker 4: ten o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 1: So Tuesday at seven thirty, no.

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Speaker 4: Sweetheart, we open at ten am.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so seven thirty, No, sweetheart.

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Speaker 4: It's ten o'clock. Okay. I'm very busy and I do

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Speaker 4: not have the time to stay on the phone with you.

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Speaker 4: I cannot help you any further. I have to go now,

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Speaker 4: Thank you, goodbye, Good afternoons.

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Speaker 3: You not speaking Hi, I'd like to make an appointment, deer.

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Speaker 4: You just called, and I'm sorry we don't open at

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Speaker 4: the time that you'd like to have an appointment.

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Speaker 1: I'd like an appointment at nine.

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Speaker 4: No, sweetheart, we open at ten.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand stand.

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Speaker 4: Why again, Oh that's what time we open.

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Speaker 1: Why are you getting so mad at me?

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to explain to you, and you're not understanding.

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Speaker 2: Dear.

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Speaker 4: I would be happy to accommodate you at ten o'clock

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Speaker 4: if you'd like to come in next Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Why why are you calling me, dear?

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Speaker 4: I need to be nice to you.

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Speaker 1: My name my name is.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry I cannot help you. Please don't call back.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ten o'clock, it's good.

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Speaker 4: Okay. What is your name?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: What is your name? Please?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry I didn't hear you. What your name?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't hear very well.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I asked what your name is?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Good morning, I saw Can I help you?

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Speaker 1: I'd like to make an appointment for my firm, Yes.

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Speaker 4: For next Tuesday at ten o'clock? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 4: What is your name?

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Speaker 1: Mascalopsis?

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Speaker 4: Sell that please?

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Speaker 1: Okay? M A. S. Scalopsis?

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Speaker 4: Okay. What is your first name?

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Speaker 1: Linda?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so we'll see you next week at ten am.

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Speaker 1: Okay? Can I bring my dog with me? No?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not. No pet's allowed.

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Speaker 1: Oh but it's my seeing eye dog. No, but I

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Speaker 1: need it.

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Speaker 4: Well, miss, I'm sorry, I don't don't don't know if

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Speaker 4: we could accommodate you.

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Speaker 1: Then, okay, that is it?

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Speaker 2: Massapequa, No, dear, we're in Staten Island, New York. Staten,

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Speaker 2: We're in Staten Island. Maybe you're calling the wrong salon.

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Speaker 2: Massapequa is Long Island, right island, Staten Island.

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Speaker 1: You're on the island.

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Speaker 4: Staten Island, not Long Island. It's a different island.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So seven o'clock, no.

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Speaker 4: Dear, that was ten o'clock next Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Ten o'clock next Tuesday, and massa peak with Staten Island.

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Speaker 4: No Dan, I'm sorry you do you not understanding? Okay?

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Speaker 4: This is this is a salon in Staten Island. Okay,

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Speaker 4: what good afternoon?

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Speaker 2: My thinking.

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Speaker 1: So I'll be in at ten for my free perm

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: Smith perm started one hundred dollars, and if you're getting

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Speaker 4: a haircut, that's an additional thirty So it's one thirty

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Speaker 4: five plus tax and gratuities one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know how much? It wasn't my old salon?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Those of our prices.

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Speaker 1: There fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 4: So those aren't all prices.

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Speaker 3: What kind of an establishment doesn't give a senior citizen.

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Speaker 4: Disc I'm sorry, we don't give seen a discount.

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Speaker 1: I don't have much hair.

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Speaker 4: I'm very sorry. Those are all prices and we do

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Speaker 4: not negotiate all prices. Okay, so the crazy person on

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Speaker 4: the phone again, I have to go. I am hanging

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Speaker 4: up the phone. Goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Oh before you go. I have to tell you something.

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Speaker 1: This is Danielle and Arrow. You've just been phone tapped.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ. I'm I'm busy, I'm working. This is not funny.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all of participation.

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Speaker 4: The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 4: the Morning Show