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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Apolo Live,

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Speaker 1: Tony Rock July twenty fourth through the twenty sixth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or called four

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Speaker 1: two five, two eight nine seven thousand twenty Hello, what's

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Speaker 1: up this poke? Hello? Is this tam? Yeah? This is Helly.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Man? This poke? I'm sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who that is. I'm Mike's cousin. Oh okay, right on?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. He said, I can stay with you

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Speaker 1: like lo wah uh yeah for this weekend, right, I

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Speaker 1: mean at least this weekend and then probably stay for

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Speaker 1: life a few months or whatever. You're funny, man, Um,

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Speaker 1: I don't really play like I wasn't joking, Like I

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Speaker 1: planning on being there for a little while. He said,

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Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday. So that's sort of what we're what

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Speaker 1: we planned. Hey, you got cable? Yeah we have. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you don't need to call me mother though, So Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. That's how I call my homeboys,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I was just wondering if

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Speaker 1: you got like HBO and yeah we do, Nash, what's

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Speaker 1: up trying to get my Game of Thrones on you?

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Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying, catch up on that. Hey, y'all

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Speaker 1: watch that Game of Thrones. I don't watch it. No,

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Speaker 1: oh man yet, Sorry, I'm put you on that Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones when I move in. Boy, Hey, they got

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Speaker 1: some big old do You keep on saying move in

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Speaker 1: as if you're staying longer than two nights. And I

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Speaker 1: don't need to be disrespectfully, but the agreement that I

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Speaker 1: had was for two nights. Hey, they got this blonde

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Speaker 1: check They call her like the Dragon Queen is she

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Speaker 1: controls dragons with her teeth. You know what, buddy, that's

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Speaker 1: totally fine. That's great. I'm glad you liked that show.

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Speaker 1: But listen, I just gotta be straight with you. It's

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Speaker 1: it's two nights Friday and Saturday night. Okay. I'm just

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Speaker 1: telling you. You gotta watch that. You gotta watched that

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Speaker 1: game with me. You gotta watched that Game of Thrones

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Speaker 1: with me? Okay, I got I. Listen, buddy, I understand that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this blonche she's real evil, right and she controls dragon Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't care about Game of Thrones. I'm doing you

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Speaker 1: a favor. I'm doing actually Mike a favor. It's not you.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a favor for I'm doing Mike a favor

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Speaker 1: because he said he was in a bind. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're welcome to stay those two nights, but there's not

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Speaker 1: gonna be some long, big TV fest of you watching

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Speaker 1: Game of Thrones and you're moving in. Do you understand

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Speaker 1: that you sound like real aggressive right now? Like I

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Speaker 1: wasn't trying to make you mad. We'll put yourself in

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Speaker 1: my shoes. Man, you call me up. First off, you

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Speaker 1: call me a mother. You sound like like what I tol. Hey,

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Speaker 1: but I told you I call all my homeboys mother.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you and I gonna be humble. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you I don't appreciate that. All right, Well, you

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Speaker 1: and I when you're in my home, even if you're

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Speaker 1: a guest, you're not gonna call me that, all right. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to piss you off or anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to tell you, y'all need to watch that

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Speaker 1: game with two a little bit to be quite honest

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Speaker 1: or pissing me off. Y'all need to watch that Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones. Okay, I'm gonna say two worst to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say two worst to you and you don't

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Speaker 1: want to watch it dragons and she can from dragons

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Speaker 1: with her. Listen, man, I'm starting to think that maybe

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Speaker 1: this might not be a good situation if you can

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Speaker 1: get a hotel or something like that, because honestly, we're

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Speaker 1: really busy at my house and I can't. Hey, he's

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Speaker 1: not gonna be a great weekend. Hey, my cousin said

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Speaker 1: I can stay with you at least two nights, and

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Speaker 1: I could definitely bring my pit bulls. You're not bringing

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Speaker 1: your pit bulls. Hey, will happening? Where's little Kilo Yak

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Speaker 1: Yak and Chino gonna sleep? You're gonna have to fit, dude,

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Speaker 1: This is not my problem. I can't be letting my

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Speaker 1: aid but they're not staying here. Hey, I'll cook for you, though,

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Speaker 1: I don't want your food. I have my own food. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you ever had a jailhouse burrito? Seriously? Hey, all I

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Speaker 1: got all I need is some Doritos and a slim

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Speaker 1: jim No, and I'll make you a jailhouse burrito. Homeboy,

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Speaker 1: I don't want your jailhouse burrito. Are you laughing about this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am laughing. Seriously, man, this is like, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning, I'm moving ninety two one five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Wait what Yeah, your friend Mike

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Speaker 1: set you up for a prank call. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah, man, it's a joke. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: you are not his cousin. No, I'm not his cousin.

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Speaker 1: He said, though that his cousin does need to stay

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Speaker 1: with you and wanted to scare you a little bit. Seriously.

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Speaker 1: I was about to kick his ass like that was

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Speaker 1: that was not cool? Hey, but did you hear me

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Speaker 1: about Game with Thrones? Yeah? Yeah, I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: She controls dragons with her got it? Yeah, weaken every

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Speaker 1: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, call

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Speaker 1: out one hundred bucks one eight six six, moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two five. That's a damman, and jumped out of a bit.

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Speaker 1: But I'm this got in my car, this god Jenn

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Speaker 1: with hot in my head to ask you a coast