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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. Do you

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Speaker 3: want to welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 5: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 5: We are We're in the car. It feels great. How

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Speaker 5: are you, Karen?

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Speaker 1: Chris? I'm good, feeling great in the car.

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Speaker 5: I'm not recording right now. I'm not on the ones

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Speaker 5: and twos now, don't know what to do with myself.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of great.

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Speaker 6: We finally liberated Chris from the job of being a

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Speaker 6: co host and the sound engineer, and we hired one

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Speaker 6: mister Stephen Ray Morris from the per cast and see

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Speaker 6: Jurassic Right, among many other things, My favorite Murder sound engineer, Stephen,

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm doing great. I'm excited to be in the back

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Speaker 5: of a in the back of your car to day.

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Speaker 1: Did you give yourself a Mike Stephen, I did not.

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Speaker 1: You're on your guests.

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Speaker 5: On the guest mite.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Well, we better get to the guest then,

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Speaker 1: christ no relation.

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Speaker 5: We have a guest today and his name is Jordan Morris.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even put that together.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I just did. Just now, Jordan, did

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Speaker 5: you guys know you have the same last name we did?

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Speaker 7: And we're taking a DNA test back here, so hopefully

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Speaker 7: by the end of the ride we'll have a fun

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Speaker 7: reveal the.

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Speaker 1: Show brought to you by twenty three and me.

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Speaker 8: He's got to twenty three meat dot com slash ride.

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Speaker 5: You just have to wait three months to find out

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Speaker 5: you're not Native American.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, you're not going to college.

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Speaker 7: I'm just gonna go ahead and keep telling people I am, though,

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Speaker 7: because I think it makes me more interesting.

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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, it definitely does. Jordan. What is your tribe

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Speaker 8: Well, I mean I consider myself a citizen of the world.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so all tribes are my tribe, but my real

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Speaker 8: Foot Black Mood.

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Speaker 5: The Mohawk Black Mohakans. Yeah, we're a proud people. They

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Speaker 5: were violent. Sure, yes, they won a lot of battles.

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Speaker 6: Oh sorry, excuse me, we just got handed a season

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Speaker 6: to disorder. Really, yeah, we're not allowed to talk about

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Speaker 8: Honestly, I agree with whoever handed that day.

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Speaker 5: Right, you're right what I mean? Obviously, let's just backtrack

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Speaker 7: But we were parodying was entitled white people who like

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Speaker 9: And I was playing that character. That wasn't just me

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Speaker 1: Always a character.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the number one scripted show podcast on

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Speaker 5: Airways, tightly scripted. Who wrote the script?

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Speaker 1: Today? We go over and over these lines.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think what was No, it's what

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Speaker 5: I just can't wait until I have an evil twin

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Speaker 7: The reason I haven't been on the show in a

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Speaker 7: I'm just awoke and it's a huge twist.

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Speaker 1: Exist here by de Leon.

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Speaker 8: Chris Fairbeks's wardrobe provided by Sex with Anue.

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Speaker 6: Yes of the Chris Fairbeks shows Stay It Omni Hotels.

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Speaker 5: Looks like a game show with guests. But I'd die

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Speaker 7: No, no animals were harmed in the making of this

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Speaker 7: child's game, This child's borbid game.

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Speaker 1: This strange, strange game that no one knows how he learned.

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Speaker 5: I found out the hard way.

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Speaker 9: They just say that at the end of things, because

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Speaker 5: A horse die. No, you did, Yeah, I did. Wild

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Speaker 9: And then they let everyone out a different way so

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Speaker 5: With a blanket. But it's like, I have a secret.

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Speaker 7: And then the director comes on the next day, He's like, hello, Yes,

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Speaker 7: All right, what who would have made buckets a fake

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Speaker 5: I guess I have to believe. Well, blessing in disguise.

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Speaker 5: Then you are a doctor, doctor Johnson, doctor of animals.

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Speaker 9: At the end of the movie it says no, no

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Speaker 5: Times scorpion days it was days later. I had so

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Speaker 6: How how don't you tell any of those stories by

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Speaker 6: saying when I was on the Cursed Cowboy film, because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and hot too. Yeahs fifty shades.

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Speaker 8: But you could see Chris Fairbanks fucking almost.

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Speaker 8: Beating the head Dead Horse'll do you one.

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Speaker 5: At first I thought it was a b and the

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Speaker 5: These These are instructions from my line dancing class. They

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Speaker 5: I wasn't gonna do it. I knew a scorpions. Yeah

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Speaker 5: Nobody listened to this dumb thing.

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Speaker 7: There's no there's no mister Furley, there's no pretend gay guy.

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Speaker 7: Who maybe maybe you know from her TV show on

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Speaker 5: WHOA? You could have used this as a conversation starter.

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Speaker 5: Keith Powell from thirty Rock, don't know, don't know him,

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Speaker 7: Mike Mitchell from the Doughboys podcast and Love on Netflix

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Speaker 1: Nita go on, Anita go on, She's amazed.

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 1: How many episodes did you make it?

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Speaker 7: Eight episodes? The first the first couple should be out,

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Speaker 7: What are the podcast guest questions? When does this come out?

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Speaker 7: Can I swear on this? And have we started right?

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Speaker 1: And can we stop?

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Speaker 5: Can we start in that? And also do we have

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Speaker 5: to keep podcasting? Yeah? I would love to keep podcasting

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Speaker 5: with you guys for as possible. This is so much fun.

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Speaker 1: And then I lock the doors and I'm like it

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Speaker 8: And you like, get on the freeway, you speed up and.

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Speaker 5: Out comes your wavy knife. Yo, we're going to Tampa.

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Speaker 1: We're going to the grape Sign, motherfucker.

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Speaker 5: I love hanging on the grape vine with you guys.

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Speaker 5: Jordan? Oh, last good bad movie? I've said? Were bad? Bad? Oh? Bad? Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: It's got a little bad movie cult around it. This

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Speaker 5: It would right to do this. He's remained a dormant star,

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Speaker 7: I rewatched The Client of Western Civilization recently, nice blue

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Speaker 7: ray side of that came.

450
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Speaker 1: Out, the first one or two.

451
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Speaker 5: I watched all three recently.

452
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Speaker 7: Oh cool and boy the X segment of that, it's

453
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 7: a it's these are these are album I'll be the

454
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 7: audience surrogate here. These are kind of little documentaries of

455
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 7: Penelope Spears directed them about the music scenes. And the

456
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 7: first one is kind of about eighties punk la and

457
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 7: the X scene in that they are so young and

458
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 7: beautiful and weird. It's just it's so fun to watch

459
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 7: them because like, these are the most compelling people in

460
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 7: the I don't know, it's great and she is fantastic

461
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 7: in and I absolutely understand Vigo Mortenson probably seeing that

462
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 7: as a kid and saying like I would like to

463
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Speaker 7: marry this woman.

464
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, cool, he's such a bad ass.

465
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 5: And the woman that made that movie, what else did

466
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 5: she made? Some other Wan's World? Oh of course, yeah,

467
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 5: she's great. And the Little Rascals movie of course, great resume.

468
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 6: And also Decline Too, which is the like basically glam

469
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 6: rock years on the like Sunset strip in La So

470
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 6: it has like Poison and Aerosmith and all these bands,

471
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 6: and that thing is the funniest, most insane fucking movie.

472
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 5: It's every frame of it is perfect. How did she

473
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 5: end up directing Wayne's World?

474
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 4: Then?

475
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 7: I think because they just maybe they were like, we

476
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 7: want someone to to bring some rock and roll credit

477
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 7: to this movie about fake rock and roll guys, and.

478
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: She has good she should.

479
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 6: I think that those documentaries showed what amazing taste of

480
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 6: like understanding the little moments that are hilarious of people

481
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 6: as opposed to all because there's parts where like C. C.

482
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: De Ville is talking about like they're clearly.

483
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 6: On drugs and they're just talking they're trying to be philosophical,

484
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 6: and then they just keep catching themselves and good and

485
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 6: like laughing at themselves, and it's it's so delightful, Like

486
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 6: clearly she got them to a place where they were

487
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 6: so comfortable that they were just like being themselves.

488
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 5: Sorry. And I want to say the second one.

489
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Speaker 7: And the the an amazing thing about it is that

490
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:03,479
Speaker 7: it is both fun and fun, but it also is

491
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 7: very clear about this is a very toxic sexist environment,

492
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 7: and it like lets those guys hang themselves and like

493
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 7: lets them at once be these kind of cool, funny

494
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 7: rock and roll guys, but then also at one point,

495
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 7: you know, at some point they'll show like, but these

496
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 7: guys are also kind of awful sexists and this is

497
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 7: a very anyway, So it walks this weird tight rope

498
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 7: of being critical but also making.

499
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Speaker 5: It fun and funny. I don't know, it's a it's

500
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 5: it's all.

501
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 6: You just kind of can't believe, Like there were those

502
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 6: lingerie contests.

503
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 5: That rock show.

504
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and it would be like the oldest man.

505
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 6: I mean, this is like this is like baseline Donald

506
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 6: Trump esque behavior.

507
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 1: Of like a really old man that used to own

508
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 1: the the Roxy or whatever. Having a lingerie contest where.

509
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 6: He it's the winner, and it's just like these poor

510
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 6: eighteen year old girls. There's one that I think she

511
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 6: won in the Penelope Syrus Auster what she wants to

512
00:24:59,359 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 6: do next?

513
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:03,959
Speaker 1: And she he says actressing. I mean like it's like

514
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: that level of.

515
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 9: Can't breathe wow, or she was really fancy, because that's

516
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 9: actually that word is pretty.

517
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: That's what the us love get.

518
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been actressing for about twenty five quite some time. Yeah,

519
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 5: oh that's great. I really need to see that.

520
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: It's good stuff.

521
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 9: I want to see it so bad and secretly I've

522
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 9: grown to enjoy poison.

523
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 5: I hated them so much when I was young. Why

524
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 5: is that? How does that happen?

525
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: I age into him?

526
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 5: I just don't get it. I aged into a radiohead recently. Ya.

527
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,640
Speaker 5: You've heard you say that.

528
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: Did you not like them before?

529
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 5: No?

530
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 7: I thought it was I thought it was pretentious noise

531
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 7: for eggheads, some sugar.

532
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 5: But now I love it. You got it? You know

533
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,479
Speaker 5: what it is.

534
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: You've been hurt. You've been hurt maybe since.

535
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 5: You've been hurt by a robot.

536
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 6: You've been hurt by someone with a wandering Literally, I've always.

537
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 5: My mom introduced me to Radiohead. I always brag about

538
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 5: that because it doesn't seem like but she had the

539
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 5: Columbia Record Club where you lift the little stamps and

540
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 5: mail it in. Yeah, and she got me such cool

541
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 5: music that I didn't did that television album oh yeah,

542
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 5: and Radiohead. She would order it knowing that I would

543
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 5: like it. Yeah, And because she would just get jazz,

544
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 5: flippy doe jazz music like frenetic jazz. It may be nervous,

545
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 5: and then I would just get this cool would would

546
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 5: like I don't think a lot of My sister, of course,

547
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 5: showed me a lot of music, and that was a

548
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 5: big influence. But maybe it was by accident, but my

549
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 5: mom introduced me to some of my favorite bands through

550
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 5: the Columbia Record stamp.

551
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: That's amazing, you know.

552
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 6: I tried to get my mom to buy the Beatles

553
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 6: White Album when we were at Tuttle Drugs when I

554
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 6: was ten years old, and she said yes at first,

555
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 6: and then she looked.

556
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: She flipped it over and goes, we don't know what

557
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: songs are on it.

558
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,959
Speaker 6: I had to put it back because it was just

559
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 6: it was just the White album.

560
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: There wasn't any song listening.

561
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 5: That's so funny.

562
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: So she's like, is baby, can you drive my car

563
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: on that? Well, I don't want to get it.

564
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 5: Then it's funny that I remember my dad doing that.

565
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 5: But it was the day I went to music Land

566
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:20,479
Speaker 5: and I bought Dirty dri which dirty rottenimbeciles, it's all

567
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 5: about coffins and dying. Sure. And then the other.

568
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 9: Album I bought was George Michael Faith and that was

569
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 9: the one he took issue.

570
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 5: With because I want your sex. But yeah, the other

571
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 5: one is called Decrepit cattle Fuck or whatever. Oh, that's

572
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 5: so fun I'll never forget that.

573
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: That George Michael music was dirt dirty at the time.

574
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: It was so frank.

575
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 5: I mean, put your tiny hand in mine.

576
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: Come on, that's called pedophilia.

577
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not a father. That's not anyone that you

578
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 5: should consider.

579
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 6: There was a boy at camp that I loved who

580
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 6: was a skater and punk rock and he lived in

581
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 6: San Francisco and Chris Johansson was his name, and he

582
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 6: you know, I was like twelve and he was the

583
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 6: I could I've never seen anyone cooler like I was

584
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 6: like truly breathtaken by him.

585
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: And he had like dr patches on his jean.

586
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 6: Jacket and shit, yeah, and that band always like I

587
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 6: loved them, but they scared me. I was just like, oh,

588
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 6: this is these are these punk rockers and they'll stab

589
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 6: you and you.

590
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.

591
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 6: Like I had this whole idea of like what that

592
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 6: meant the you know, the dr I seen or whatever.

593
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 7: I was very afraid of the Misfits in a similar

594
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 7: way as a kid. I'm like, Oh, I like this,

595
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 7: this is cool and fast. But then I'm like, oh boy,

596
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 7: but it's about it's about sex with a grandma.

597
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 5: I don't know this.

598
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: What are we doing here?

599
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 5: I don't know that this is why am I attracted

600
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 5: to this? What's the matter with me? They really mentioned

601
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 5: Halloween a lot. It's not safe, right, It's funny afraid

602
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 5: they should write a song about the harvest. Thought that

603
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 5: it was my friend. When I moved to Austin, one

604
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 5: of the screen printers who became one of my good

605
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 5: friends with his was in a band with the guy

606
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 5: the drummer from dri I, And it was a funny

607
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 5: story because he was like fourteen or fifteen and he

608
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 5: just had rich parents and these older guys formed dri

609
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 5: with him because he was able to buy all the instruments.

610
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: And pay for traveling no way.

611
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he was like a young drummer.

612
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: So he just foot the bill for Felix or yeah.

613
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

614
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 5: But then they became a really well known Like you

615
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 5: know when punk and thrash or metal were kind of

616
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 5: joining together. I think it was called thrash metal?

617
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: Was it?

618
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 5: Jordan knocked me up on this. Yes, that wasn't even Jordan, right, Chris.

619
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 5: He just turned into a radiohead robot.

620
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: What's your favorite radio head song so far?

621
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 5: Yes?

622
00:29:53,840 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 6: Oh, sure, I creep God, I love crep u blank.

623
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 7: And that's face girlfriend, I love knives out.

624
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 5: Sure. Yeah, there's one that's a math problem.

625
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: That I like.

626
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, two plus one plus two Yeah. Well yeah, it's

627
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 5: a great.

628
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 6: Song and you learn which is that's it's like schoolhouse

629
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 6: rock the way.

630
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 5: They did it right, Yes, exactly, And now it's these

631
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 5: beeps and boops.

632
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 7: But at the end you're like, now I know how

633
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 7: a bill becomes alone just subliminally sank into my head.

634
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to quit school.

635
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 5: The only way you can learn is to have it

636
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 5: sung to you by a tiny scroll. Yeah that is animated, right, guys?

637
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 7: Do people like I like I like Burning the Witch

638
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 7: a lot. Do people like the new stuff? Do Radiohead fans?

639
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 5: Hey, you're speaking to the choir? Yeah, I mean I

640
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 5: was in a group of backup singers for Radiohead. Wow? Yeah?

641
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 6: Did you do all those haunting covers for the David

642
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 6: Fincher films are great that it's very moving.

643
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: It adds. I think I like green plastic water and cannon.

644
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: That's about it.

645
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 5: That's the one.

646
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 6: Just kidding, isn't it green plastic watering?

647
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 5: Can there's a green plastic trees. Guys.

648
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: I like Whitney Houston.

649
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's great.

650
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: Do you like her new.

651
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 5: Yeah? A little more melodic.

652
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: It's a lot of creaking and moaning.

653
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 6: It is funny to think, do you did you guys

654
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 6: watch the Whitney and Bobby Brown reality show when it

655
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 6: was on?

656
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 5: No, Well, I.

657
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: Would recommend looking it up.

658
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 6: It was absolutely jaw droppingly incredible because they're both blatantly

659
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 6: on drugs.

660
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 5: They're on crack yeah or crack is whack cracks report,

661
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 5: they're freebasing fans, they're free.

662
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 6: They're probably freebasing, and there's a lot of mismanagement of things.

663
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 6: But then there's there's also these breakthrough moments that are

664
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 6: so amazing, like they've just been fighting with each other

665
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 6: for like twenty years. They know each other so well, right,

666
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 6: and it's just insanity, But it really is. Like they

667
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 6: did a reality show that kind of captured her decline.

668
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that was on like ear one of those channels.

669
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even know about it.

670
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd look it up.

671
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 7: If maybe that initial wave of reality shows actually had

672
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 7: some weird reality in it because they weren't so manicured.

673
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe you could have some authentic moments.

674
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Nicole Smith.

675
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, sure, I know some people who swear by

676
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 7: the Britney Spears Kevin Fetterline reality show.

677
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 5: Yes, because now there.

678
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 9: I had a friend that was like a producer on

679
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 9: that Honey Booboo Child we Oh yeah, sure, whatever it

680
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 9: was called, but they would feed lines to that that

681
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 9: kid didn't come up with better red neckcognized or whatever. Yeah,

682
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 9: my friend Chris would go up and wisp think of

683
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 9: things and whisper it to her and she'd repeat it.

684
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 5: Hey, shimmy shammy molasses and it was like and then

685
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 5: and that's all t shirts for the rest of everyone's life.

686
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 5: And my tenth favorite radio.

687
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Did you make up Shimmy sham.

688
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 5: I love it. Yeah, I did make that. I made

689
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 5: that up.

690
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Speaker 4: You know.

691
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 5: It was something she said on the show, surprised while

692
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 5: snapping her favorite.

693
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: You win the beauty content like.

694
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 5: Trying to heal his wounds in a backyard mud hole.

695
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 5: Remember that one where they just were all in a

696
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 5: mud pool. Oh, you guys didn't actually want I am

697
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 5: going on a real thin knowledge. I made up the

698
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Speaker 5: mud pool.

699
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

700
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: That's okay because Shimmy Shammy Molasses is also made up.

701
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Speaker 5: Worry about it? Oh god, that's a shirt.

702
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: I think I've only ever seen of that show because

703
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to see all of it, right, Yeah, that.

704
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 5: Is a very depressing premise. Yes, yeah, and it's almost

705
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 5: like just it's mean spirited just to aim my camera

706
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 5: at that the family. Yeah, it's like, wait, wait until

707
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 5: you see what happens.

708
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 7: Is that still it's trends of like the strange backwoods

709
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 7: family with a weird job.

710
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 5: Is that those shows still happen?

711
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 7: Right?

712
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 5: Seems like I think for a while that was bad,

713
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 5: but now just the world is bad. So I think

714
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 5: that took over.

715
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, no one wants to watch a bunch of weirdos

716
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 6: in the forest be weirdos because now it's there's it's

717
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 6: just the news.

718
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, yeah, no, the news is Dug Dynasty for real.

719
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 5: I did a show in Texas, a small town in Texas,

720
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 5: and really I was the closed minded one because I

721
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 5: thought because there were no sleeves and missing teeth that

722
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 5: they were going to be dumbe. But they were really

723
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 5: sweet people and they liked me, and I went out

724
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 5: with this whole town. Like the mayor, thank you shut

725
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 5: she puts her hand in front of me when there's

726
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 5: a red light because she cares about me.

727
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 9: I would have flown right through the glass, I know.

728
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 9: But that that we went out the mayor, I'm not getting.

729
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 5: The mayor on the place where we did the show.

730
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 5: And then he also came out with us, and he,

731
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 5: including five other man men had Duck Dynasty tattoos. What yeah, yeah,

732
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 5: like just have a profile of a duck.

733
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: Maybe some of them were for the profile of John

734
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: Collins anything, the host of concentration was over here.

735
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 5: They were just fans of a lot of things and

736
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 5: had the tattoos to prove it. Yeah, but yeah, I

737
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 5: never did watch. I don't want to watch that.

738
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: I actually have watched Duck Dynasty.

739
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 6: It's very addictive, like it's like the Kardashians where nothing's

740
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 6: happening and you have no feelings and it it's almost

741
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 6: like it makes this space for feeling absolutely nothing for

742
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 6: half an hour, right, and then you're like, I need

743
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 6: to do that again, and then you end up watching

744
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 6: nine hours of it because you're like, it's just these

745
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 6: people with beards pretending to live right and they have

746
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 6: a ton of money, but they look for Oh my god,

747
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 6: my brain can't like wrap itself around it because.

748
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 9: It goes back to the reason we're talking about it. It

749
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 9: is fully scripted. You, oh, yeah, they are they? Then

750
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 9: you say this, then you talk about this fake problem.

751
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 5: Can you do that? Yeah?

752
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 6: Sure, your whisn't do a duck hunting blind. They their

753
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 6: hair is curled and they have high heels on, right,

754
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 6: which is like this will never happen.

755
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,919
Speaker 5: And then at the end you all learned to solsa dance.

756
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 5: Yes exactly.

757
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, No, I know there aren't like some you know,

758
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 7: there are some like TV shows that I like, you know,

759
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 7: have and want to watch. But then I'm like, how

760
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 7: am I feeling today? Am I feeling depressed. Am I

761
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 7: feeling bad? Like maybe I can't watch this right now?

762
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 7: It might be Yeah, I totally get how it's nice

763
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 7: to have just a nice, medium, feelingless show.

764
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 5: I guess that's me. That's I do that with Simpsons

765
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 5: re runs now that they're app based. I definitely like,

766
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 5: I can't have a feeling right now, time to turn

767
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 5: on the Mister Plow episode. And a lot of people

768
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 5: will judge me for but I do that with just

769
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 5: because it's on Netflix and I watch Friends and I

770
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 5: don't know why. It just puts me in a good mood.

771
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 5: It's nothing there's It's a Joe heavy show and a

772
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 5: lot of the jokes are good. And you can say

773
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:29,359
Speaker 5: what you want about current David Swimmers, but his he

774
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 5: just did. No one says about swim the whole, even Joey.

775
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 5: I just but yet, I had my new podcast about shwims.

776
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 5: I have two I'm promoting two things.

777
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 7: I'm promoting Bubble and sh about Shwims, where we all

778
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 7: just theorize as to what David Swimmer.

779
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 5: Might be A.

780
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just at home, just priding himself on the

781
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 6: job he did. As Robert Kardashian.

782
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because.

783
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: He was he was he was great.

784
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, he was great, and he knows it and

785
00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 9: probably acts.

786
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 6: I'm sure he throws that shit around the Starbucks that

787
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 6: near his house, real dick to people.

788
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 5: I betty throws hot coffee on people at Starbucks because

789
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 5: he seems like a real tool shehd. But back in

790
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 5: the day, what a delightful shown just in the background.

791
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 5: It's either that or David Shimmer. Yeah. I don't like him. Yeah, yeah,

792
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 5: I'll tell him to his face. Okay, I didn't like

793
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 5: the made for TV movie breast Men.

794
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: He wrote I shouldn't have written.

795
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 5: That, swim Doug Millionaire.

796
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 6: I am watching as my friends the days, a British

797
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 6: series called Doc Martin Okay, that takes place on the

798
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 6: Cornish countryside, seaside seaside town, fictional town of Port wind

799
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 6: and the doctor is a real anal retentive, almost borderline

800
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 6: on the spectrum perfectionist, and he's in this town of characters,

801
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 6: and it takes place in this beautiful seaside real town

802
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 6: where every day is bright blue, which you know, they

803
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 6: had to shoot every episode a four day span in July,

804
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 6: and it is I turn it on and I immediately

805
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 6: like decompressed into sleep and it happened like it's it's clockwork.

806
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 6: It's like, no, no, no, I never make it to

807
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 6: the end because it's an hour long and it's really

808
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 6: slowly paced, and it's like the kind of comedy where

809
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 6: like a dog keeps walking into the doctor's office.

810
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: That's like, that's like an entire storyline.

811
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 5: It's great.

812
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: It's Oh, it's all messy and stuff.

813
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 5: Think that it's called because I mean it's that's a

814
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 5: skin right, No one talks about the skinhead doctors.

815
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, threats the exes drawn on his head.

816
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: He will not drink. He gets mad at smoking. Yeah

817
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: you know a doctor.

818
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 5: Yeah.

819
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 7: As a receptionist is Henry Rollins. Why does everyone when

820
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 7: they come in the door.

821
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 5: I love when he has a cameo. Oh yeah, Rollins

822
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 5: does a good cameo.

823
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: It need a discurred Okay.

824
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 5: What's your least favorite Rollins? Cambia? Would you say him

825
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 5: doing stand up?

826
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

827
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 6: Thank you.

828
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 7: It's spoken words. That is a weird thing. The eighties

829
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 7: punk guy is now a stand up comic.

830
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 5: That is a strange.

831
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 6: I think it's that thing when musicians, singers especially get

832
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 6: famous and the fame begins to.

833
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: Recede, but they've really they've gone.

834
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 6: To a place that you kind of like, of course,

835
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 6: you don't ever want to leave, and they don't stay

836
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 6: there forever. So it always happens that they go to

837
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 6: comedy and then they're like, I should do comedy.

838
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm hilarious, and it's like.

839
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 6: No, you're the lead singer of a popular band, which

840
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 6: means everyone laughs when you try to be funny.

841
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: Sure, right, and that doesn't mean you're.

842
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 6: Funny that they don't know that, and so they just

843
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 6: kind of go and they it's that ego of writing

844
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 6: on your fame and not letting yourself acknowledge that people

845
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 6: will laugh.

846
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: You could fucking recite.

847
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,439
Speaker 6: The alphabet and they will do what you want because

848
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 6: they're crazy fans of your music, right.

849
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 5: I've seen it a lot. Yeah.

850
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 9: I always was giving comedy the credit of like of

851
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 9: musicians liking it because they're like, oh, that's the ultimate

852
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 9: art format, and it's like, no, I got addicted between

853
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 9: songs making people laugh and I think.

854
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 5: It's easy, yes, And boy, oh boy, were they wrong.

855
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 7: I watched a video recently of like Jello Biafra doing

856
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 7: something stand up comedy like, and I'm like, oh, this

857
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 7: is interesting and and I'm like, I wonder what this is, like,

858
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 7: Oh boy, it really drifted. And you know in Jellographer

859
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 7: from the Dead, Kennedy's is the most like lefty, you know,

860
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 7: burn it all down type guy. Yeah, with a hilarious

861
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 7: Fred Schneider voice like.

862
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 5: This, Oh no, yeah, sure, smash the state, okay. And

863
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 5: he was feared it.

864
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 7: Was recent he feered over into some like college kids

865
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 7: or snowflakes stuff. He's like, that's why I can't speak

866
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 7: on at universities anymore, because everyone's offended.

867
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, come on, now, you're a conservative now,

868
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 5: oh yeah, it's weird now. I think I think he think.

869
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 7: I think he would say he's like a revolutionary or

870
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 7: a radical left guy, but but he had that like

871
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 7: rhetoric of like snowflakes can't handle it. Yeah, I'm just like,

872
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 7: come on, man, like that. That makes it very hard

873
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 7: to listen to you when that's your when you have

874
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 7: that just such a shoulders.

875
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 6: I find like those the anarchist type who it made

876
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 6: a ton of sense to be that anarchist personality in.

877
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: The eighties and nineties they knew exactly where they were.

878
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 6: But now they're like getting weirdly militarized on the internet,

879
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 6: and they're actually they don't realize they're becoming men's rights

880
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 6: activists or like right morgaters, Like they're they're getting pulled

881
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 6: into these things of like take all this energy that

882
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 6: you had towards smashing the state and start you figure

883
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 6: out like this person's a college students are oppressing you

884
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 6: because they have different opinions, or like all that ship

885
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 6: that it's like you're all reading the same fucking website. Yeah, yeah,

886
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 6: you're clearly talking about someone specific.

887
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 7: Okay, we're yeah, okay, we're pass Okay, Elephant in the car.

888
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 5: We just passed some guys in a public park having

889
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 5: some sort of whip play where they were alert. They wow,

890
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 5: a duffel bag of extra whibs. I don't know how

891
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 5: many people are gonna show up. It's just two of them,

892
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 5: but they wanted to make sure.

893
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: We have to meet under the power station. They were

894
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: like directly underneath like a power.

895
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 5: Grids because it's a series of bars and they can

896
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 5: whip and like hopefully it wraps around it and they

897
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 5: can do it. Indiana Jones swing oh yeah, or yeah,

898
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 5: or get electrocute.

899
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh that was actually a suicide pack that

900
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: we just saw.

901
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 7: These guys are gonna We're both gonna whip the cord

902
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 7: at the same time.

903
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 5: Light you whip around my neck. Wait first, star Master

904
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 5: me whip the power station. They will both come and

905
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 5: charge and moving into our bodies. Complicated in excess death. Yeah, sure,

906
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 5: gonna come as we get electrocuted.

907
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: To death in the public a small public park.

908
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 5: The public autawa rot but it's not a trip man

909
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 5: duo erotic.

910
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 1: We gotta do this, buddy, oh man.

911
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 5: We had fun with those two narves.

912
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 7: Having fun with a hobby, them being outside hobbies and ponytails.

913
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, goddamn cargo shore like we wrap this up

914
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 5: by water, get hold to feed free stride word. It's

915
00:44:51,840 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 5: almost for yes to watch me juggle he needs He.

916
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: Gets uncomfortable if I'm not juggling him.

917
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 5: For and then he molts early. Oh that's fun. Let's

918
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 5: go do this to their faces. We immediately get whipped. Okay.

919
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 6: I actually was There's another park, I mean like in

920
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 6: closer to North Hollywood, and I was walking around. There's

921
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 6: a walking trail around it, and there was a guy

922
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,479
Speaker 6: in the center of the park that I.

923
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: Was kind of walking around who was doing two whips

924
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: by himself.

925
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 6: It's super fucking loud and it's really weird, like when

926
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 6: someone's doing that in public. A whip is a very threatening, dangerous,

927
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 6: large like weapon.

928
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's up there with a crossbow. It's just also

929
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 5: an obscure, right, you know, it's a mace, like maybe

930
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 5: you can run away from the crossbows a different situation.

931
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little story.

932
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 5: That's a scary murkh.

933
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 9: Yes, someone with like a weapon that hearkens back to

934
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 9: in their heads, but maybe a better time.

935
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 5: Scared.

936
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 7: I remember what men were men where you can hug it,

937
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 7: hug any woman you wanted to just start whipping in public.

938
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 5: Fourteen hundred most conversations ended with a sharpened skit. Those

939
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 5: were the days, were the days? Oh godis my dad

940
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 5: talked to me more when I was a kid.

941
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: Guys, look at the Equis Film Festival.

942
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 5: Can we come?

943
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 8: We're driving by the Los Angeles Equestrian Center.

944
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 5: It's so gorgeous and yeah the Equis film No, I don't.

945
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 5: I've never seen the play.

946
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 7: Equis, but I know that is the go to joke.

947
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 7: It's the go to pull when you want to make

948
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 7: a joke about horse fucking.

949
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you mentioned it earlier, I did, Yeah, came up.

950
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 5: We should call this podcast full circle. Yeah.

951
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 6: Equis is my scorpion in the Boots the story. You

952
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 6: killed that one out every time I have no I

953
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 6: don't care if it applies I say it.

954
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 5: I don't tell me about it. I don't know about Aquas.

955
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 6: It's about a troubled boy, sure, who is sexually attracted

956
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 6: to horses.

957
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 5: You're talking about The Black Stallion.

958
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: I love that movie.

959
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one of my early movie watching memories.

960
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 6: My cousin, Stevie auditioned for The Black Stallion and was

961
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 6: down to like the final three and he may.

962
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 5: He was just Stevie from Temecula, Paloma.

963
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 8: Sorry, I don't know why of the Norse.

964
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 5: All words that end with a are the same word

965
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 5: to me. Sorry, Pataloma, I don't know you.

966
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: It's all right.

967
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 6: It's better that we don't know each other's comedy.

968
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that we have a podcast where we don't

969
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 5: look at each other. Eyes on the Road, Friendship the Road.

970
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 5: Stevie was from Paloma, that's right. I know a horse

971
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 5: period is a kid.

972
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 7: I never was interested in horse horses, horseplay around the

973
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 7: pool I was.

974
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 5: If you're not running, So.

975
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: You're telling me you didn't grow up rich.

976
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,959
Speaker 5: No, I grew up brick get out. I'm sorry, Yeah

977
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 5: I didn't. I didn't. Never had a horse phase, but

978
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 5: I did have a phase where I played with homemade

979
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 5: blocks my dad made because you know, we were poor.

980
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a horse phase, but it was only

981
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 6: because there was the one horse in the field who

982
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 6: wouldn't let you ride her.

983
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: But she was just hanging out, kind of retired.

984
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 7: When you say the field, because I don't know exactly

985
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 7: at that.

986
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 5: I never had a luma.

987
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 6: It's one big field, oh okay, with four horses in it.

988
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 6: We lived next door to my aunt Jean, who had

989
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 6: a farm and she had I think they had like

990
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 6: fifty acres or something like that, and they had one

991
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 6: horse named Lady that just wandered around all of those

992
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 6: acres doing whatever the fuck she wanted, and all we

993
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 6: wanted to do is ride her, and she was like, no.

994
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: Goddamn way. And that was my horse period.

995
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 5: I have you guys seen Martha Kelly's appearance on the

996
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 5: show This Is Not Happening. I think it's called the

997
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 5: storytelling thing. She tells the story of passing a horse

998
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 5: in a field, and it was kind of recent, I think,

999
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 5: and it's knowing Martha. It's such a Martha story.

1000
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 9: She thought the horse was recognizing her, wanting to communicate,

1001
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 9: wanting to bear friends.

1002
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 5: She climbed over the fence.

1003
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 9: And the horse got aggressive and pinned her in this

1004
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 9: against a tree for hours and there was a standoff,

1005
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 9: and the people that owned the horse drove by and

1006
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 9: just saw her in the field against a tree and

1007
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 9: she just waved at them and they waved and drove off,

1008
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 9: and eventually she ran and got over the fence.

1009
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,439
Speaker 5: But this horse was like wanted to fight her, yeah,

1010
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 5: and did not want to be friends. And it made

1011
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 5: me laugh because she used to always pick up stray

1012
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 5: animals and stuff in basket. She picks up a coyote.

1013
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 5: It's a running thing.

1014
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

1015
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 6: And yeah, horses are actually, I think, not as friendly

1016
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 6: as most people assume, the most young twelve year old

1017
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 6: girls assume they are.

1018
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 5: No, they're big, veiny, toothy assholes.

1019
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 1: And they're real like flinchy and sensitive and.

1020
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 5: Fucking they're all tweakers.

1021
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're on something for sure.

1022
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 5: I don't know why they're ripped getting all together, getting

1023
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 5: kicked by horses a fear of mine.

1024
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 7: It seems like an awful way to die, like you

1025
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 7: would die slowly of internal teating.

1026
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 5: It's my least favorite genre of viral video. What's your

1027
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 5: most favorite? Would you say?

1028
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: Powerboat accidents?

1029
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 6: I think Russian dash camp crash, that's my favorite.

1030
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 5: I do like that they do Boy's skipping across the like.

1031
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 6: Have you seen the one where it's it's these people

1032
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 6: going clearly going one hundred and twenty miles an hour

1033
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 6: in a powerboat and there they put it to the

1034
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 6: song turned down for what and it builds and builds

1035
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 6: them like going and there's a they have a dash camp,

1036
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 6: so it's showing the four people and they fucking hit

1037
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 6: something and the whole boat turns and they have it

1038
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 6: all on video and they all it's one of the

1039
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 6: craziest things you've ever seen.

1040
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 5: You look at that, it sounds amazing. It's the best

1041
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 5: I've oh, I think I've seen it. They're all they

1042
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 5: they're kind of swaying and then all of a sudden,

1043
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 5: they really get whipped to the side and a guy

1044
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 5: like he broke his leg.

1045
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 9: That's how I know that because we had that video

1046
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 9: on True TV, and they let us know of the injuries,

1047
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 9: and if there is a death, there usually just was

1048
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 9: nothing about it.

1049
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: There's no death though, right.

1050
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: I think that I accidentally watched people die several times

1051
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 5: for World's.

1052
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: Dumbest and no, no no, But in that boat, no.

1053
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,880
Speaker 5: No no, they all lived to be a drunken on

1054
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 5: a boat.

1055
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 1: The next year, they lived to go to Lake Havasu.

1056
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 5: Again, good to fistfight and waste deep water over who's

1057
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 5: drank the last monster.

1058
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 7: My favorite kind of thing in that genre is there

1059
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 7: is a there's a d called gallon smashing prank, and

1060
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 7: it is these little wieners, these little like fifteen year

1061
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 7: olds who all you know, who have like tight pants

1062
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 7: and hair in their face, and they go into grocery

1063
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 7: stores and they get two gallons of milk or you know,

1064
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 7: like orange drink, and they just walk for a little

1065
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 7: bit and then they smash them and pretend to slip

1066
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 7: in the milk. And it's just mindless and the fact

1067
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 7: that they call it a.

1068
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 5: Prank, it's like there's no win to it. It's just destruction.

1069
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,959
Speaker 1: And they get hurt.

1070
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 7: They get hurt, yes, and like people will, people are

1071
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 7: nice in the grocery store and come over to try

1072
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 7: to help them, and then they'll just like fall more.

1073
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 5: And it is.

1074
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 7: It is insanely funny and makes me want a quick

1075
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 7: comedy just because like, I will never do anything that good.

1076
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 5: Right, It's like any like droll remark that I can write. Yeah,

1077
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 5: Gallon smashing prank is so funny, so much funnier than

1078
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 5: brand news. Yeah, they're coming up with an idea. Oh

1079
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 5: that's the best.

1080
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 6: Nothing's better, not even just funny, but like in terms

1081
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 6: of just having an experience. Then watching Russian dashcam footage

1082
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 6: of a guy that's standing there and almost gets hit

1083
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 6: by a truck and then like leans back to miss

1084
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 6: a truck by two inches.

1085
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, like those ones. Have you seen? Those? Are like

1086
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: the guy that's standing on the side of the.

1087
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 6: Freeway in a training and the car spins out and

1088
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 6: the guy goes like this and the car goes between.

1089
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 9: I mean, there's something called Chai of TV, which is

1090
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 9: what fuel where we used to work should have turned

1091
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 9: into because it's just background.

1092
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: You don't need f.

1093
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 5: Yes, No, it's okay, I did some stuff. I'm fused,

1094
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 5: but it's it's it'll always be a category. It's like

1095
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 5: close calls and it's it is my favorite of those categories,

1096
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 5: next to piglets. I started following on Instagram. Pigs are awesome.

1097
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 5: And uh, let's just say I haven't eaten bacon for

1098
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 5: a week. It's just one week, one bacon, well every morning,

1099
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 5: let's just say it. No, I don't think I will.

1100
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 5: I really let these guys. They're smart grand pigs.

1101
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 9: They're smart and they're cute, and they're I think maybe

1102
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 9: better than dogs, not that it's a contest, but uh,

1103
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 9: I have started eating dogs.

1104
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: Well, they're better tasting than dogs.

1105
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 5: I'll tell you that from certain barbecues.

1106
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,240
Speaker 7: Do you see do you see a tiny pot belly

1107
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 7: pig as a pet in your future?

1108
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 5: Ye owns a lot of pigs. Everybody does he Yeah,

1109
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 5: he's a pig man.

1110
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: He always has the.

1111
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 5: Two things I know about clooney. Uh, there's a lot

1112
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 5: of pigs and then lots of pranks on set. Lots

1113
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 5: on set prank.

1114
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, a jokester.

1115
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 5: You never know what you're gonna get. I really did.

1116
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 5: Did Have you heard the prank? Or he tells it

1117
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 5: on a talk show where he his friend something about

1118
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 5: his roommates can like in.

1119
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 6: College he had his friend's cats sit for him.

1120
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to tell us?

1121
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 5: Yes, please, that's probably a story. We've told you.

1122
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 6: What Well, what's weird is me and Georgia and Stephen

1123
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 6: just talked about this the other day. Okay, So, uh

1124
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 6: he asked his friend and I think it was Grant,

1125
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 6: the guy that's good friends with him, that's in a

1126
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 6: bunch of stuff. And do you know that guy's name.

1127
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 6: It's like Grant he Broth or something like that blog

1128
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 6: that's right, And uh so he said, can you cat

1129
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 6: sit for me? Then he says, the cat is constipated,

1130
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 6: can you just watch and make sure that it goes

1131
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 6: to the bathroom. The cat never goes to the bathroom

1132
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 6: because George Clooney is breaking into the house and cleaning

1133
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 6: the cat box every day. So then Grant Heslov is

1134
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 6: getting more and more worried about this cat with constipation.

1135
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 6: And then after five days, George Clooney goes in and

1136
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 6: shits in the cat box himself, so it looks like

1137
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 6: the cat the hues.

1138
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 5: Wow, that is a long game.

1139
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, and he and he The reason I love that

1140
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 9: story is when he was on Whip Show?

1141
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 5: Was he on I can't remember if it was.

1142
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: Conand er, but that the Megan Kelly program.

1143
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 5: I think that it was a story that he wasn't planning.

1144
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 5: He legitimately wasn't planning on telling because he hesitantly started

1145
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 5: telling it. He's like, oh, all right, and it's a

1146
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 5: really funny story, and yes, it makes me like.

1147
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 6: George Clooney, and he absolutely planned on telling that story.

1148
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: They have to clear them, like days ahead. Oh really,

1149
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: no way, no way.

1150
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 5: Let me love George Clooney.

1151
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: Nothing's real, Chris don't love anything better?

1152
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 5: Red recognized molasses to step.

1153
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: Sassy's Massy mollasses?

1154
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 5: What was he should be shaming mollasses? I think remember

1155
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,879
Speaker 5: it's the best sense, it's the best sentence is non.

1156
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 7: Seems like it's like those those flash comics where he

1157
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 7: would put on the metal boots so he would slow down.

1158
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 5: It is Clooney telling the.

1159
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 7: Story that forces you to imagine him right shitting in

1160
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 7: a cat box.

1161
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, how handsome am I? Yeah? How what

1162
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 5: can I do?

1163
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 7: I can squash the idea of me as the world's

1164
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 7: most handsome man?

1165
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 5: Will this do?

1166
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: It?

1167
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 5: Probably won't.

1168
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: There's no way.

1169
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 9: I just line I mentioned having a letter box in

1170
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 9: my home and I'm too ugly for people to like

1171
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 9: me anymore. Yeah, Clooney can talk about handling it and

1172
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 9: then leaving a human deuce.

1173
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: He can do what he wants.

1174
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 9: There's pictures of him when he is like in his

1175
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 9: twenties with pigs. There's a picture He's always been a

1176
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 9: pig owner. Wow, look up Google Clooney, pick photos.

1177
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 5: Some questionable stuff comes up that George Clooney because it's

1178
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 5: fanard an artistic license. That's George, their imagination. George Clooney

1179
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 5: is a animal. I can't think of the word. It

1180
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:02,919
Speaker 5: does matter.

1181
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 6: I'm down to hydro yeh is a he's a doctor

1182
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 6: Moreau type character. He's part that's.

1183
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 5: Theologist or whatever. You know what I was. I I

1184
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,760
Speaker 5: can't think of a word. I dropped the subject. Okay,

1185
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 5: but anyway, and I'm not gonna eat pigs anywhere you guys, okay, okay.

1186
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: Well then I'm gonna eat twice the pigs still.

1187
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 5: Eat fish chickens. Yeah, until you find a cute fish Instagram. Yeah,

1188
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 5: there is, there is.

1189
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 9: There is a there's a bunch of like, aren't animals awesome?

1190
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 9: And it's pigs running to people. It's and then chickens

1191
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 9: running and hugging people.

1192
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 5: It's like just happened once. Yeah, it's it's the hugging.

1193
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 5: They put their wings a guy holds down his hand, Yeah,

1194
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 5: and put the wigs around and then close their eyes

1195
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 5: and red. Wait till you see it. Not everything is

1196
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 5: a produced second, some spontaneit.

1197
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: Chickens are Chickens are the worst. Cows are the worst.

1198
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: And sheep.

1199
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 6: I would have killed them myself if I could have there.

1200
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 6: I had to take care of them. I had to

1201
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 6: run them, I defeed them and water them. They are

1202
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 6: the most ludicrous animal. And they have fucking lizard eyes.

1203
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 5: Oh boy, I am here to tell you they I

1204
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 5: am not a big fan of their rectangular vertical pupils.

1205
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: It's scary and weird.

1206
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1207
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 9: Those are contact lenses some magician wears at a Halloween party.

1208
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,439
Speaker 5: Not an animal's damon eyes.

1209
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 6: They're trying to freak you out, Michael Jackson's style, and

1210
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 6: it's not cool.

1211
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 7: Did you ever have to take an animal down yourself?

1212
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 7: You're farming, take them down.

1213
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: To shoot a rabbit? Lamb? No, no, no, but I did.

1214
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 5: Ore.

1215
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: We had a goat growing up.

1216
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 6: And goat named you be and in our like he

1217
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 6: just used to stand on a little house in our field.

1218
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 6: In our backfields. They like to be high out that field. Yes,

1219
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 6: they liked to be on top of things. And a

1220
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 6: dog from the neighbor that was, you know, two miles

1221
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 6: away down there on their ranch. They were like a

1222
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 6: weird biker It was like a biker's enclave basically, and

1223
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 6: their dog, this German shepherd, snuck up their field into

1224
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 6: ours and attacked our goat, and so.

1225
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: They got the dog off the goat, but then they

1226
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: had to shoot the dog because once dogs taste blood,

1227
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: they can't they have to shoot them.

1228
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 6: And it was one of the most upsetting, saddest things

1229
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 6: because the little girl who lived in the fucking biker's enclave,

1230
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 6: whose dog it was, stood at the at the end

1231
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 6: of her fence watching as all these men in the

1232
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 6: neighborhood had to assemble and come over to our house

1233
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 6: with their rifles. And then my uncle Steve took the

1234
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 6: shot and killed the dog and everyone was standing there

1235
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 6: and she's.

1236
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: Just stood at the fence and cried.

1237
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 6: And then me and my sister stood in the house

1238
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 6: because my han's one letters outside watching her, and we

1239
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 6: were crying.

1240
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: It was fucking awful. And that goat lived for like

1241
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: twenty five more years. Wow, the goat survived and was

1242
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: absolutely fun.

1243
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 5: That's kind of a happy ending.

1244
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 6: It's a horrible, horrible farm story. This is what happens

1245
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 6: to you as a farm child. Yeah, and uh, you

1246
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 6: never get over it.

1247
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 5: Very bleak. Yeah, goats aren't supposed to win over dogs.

1248
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: But I mean it's a it was a bad dog.

1249
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 5: Well, they keep the can population under control, so they're

1250
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 5: for the environment.

1251
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: You don't have to recycle if you got to them.

1252
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 5: They love to eat cans.

1253
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: They love a can.

1254
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 5: These are the things I know about goats.

1255
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: Guys, what do you think have we done it?

1256
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 5: I think we podcast nailed podcast. I mean I started

1257
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 5: out slow. I'm talking about me personally. Yeah, let's critique ourselves.

1258
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: We do you go, Chris give yourself a number, A

1259
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: letter grade.

1260
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:57,479
Speaker 5: Well, it's a three part series. I really started really weak.

1261
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 5: I peeked in the middle and right now I'm very

1262
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 5: I'm almost napping. Oh so I'm really it's just a

1263
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 5: perfect mountain.

1264
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: What does that average out to? Grade?

1265
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 5: Is it?

1266
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 9: I'm real bad at this, Like even the where it's

1267
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 9: your pain on one through ten.

1268
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 5: Like I never know what to say. Okay, but I

1269
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 5: think I if it is a one through ten, yeah,

1270
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 5: which it's not.

1271
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: I said it was a grade, but go ahead.

1272
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 5: I give myself about an eight, which or as you

1273
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 5: in your grade system.

1274
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: It was about a B mind be minus. I agree

1275
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: with that, Jordan Jordan.

1276
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I think I you know, I think

1277
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 7: there's a lot of a lot.

1278
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 5: To like about my performance on this podcast, you know.

1279
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 7: I mean I feel a little bad about the just

1280
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 7: say a Jordan taught about the riff about you know,

1281
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 7: white people who say that they're Native American.

1282
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 5: I just hope people didn't take that the wrong way,

1283
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 5: right right?

1284
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 7: And my follow up, my follow up, yeah, you can

1285
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 7: get kind of god you when you're critical of things

1286
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 7: like that, maybe the critique doesn't come through and people

1287
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 7: think you're saying something that you aren't.

1288
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 5: So I just, you know, I feel a little bit

1289
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 5: bad about that. I wish how would you give a

1290
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 5: grade to what would your grade be on? Bringing that

1291
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 5: subject back up?

1292
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 7: Okay, plus remind you of people of something potentially upset remember.

1293
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 5: Karen's dead dog story.

1294
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 7: But you know, I think we I hopefully I we

1295
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 7: covered all our bases on that and.

1296
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think I I was. I was

1297
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 5: pretty good at chatting.

1298
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 7: I'm getting to be a better listener to where I

1299
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 7: feel like I don't have to jump in it every minute,

1300
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 7: which is something I'm working on.

1301
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: It's a tough one. That's a tough one.

1302
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 5: So yeah, I think solid B. I'm starting to understand

1303
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 5: why certain professors allowed you to give yourself a grade.

1304
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 5: This is very therapeutic, isn't it good?

1305
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 1: You really want to be honest. I think you're both wrong.

1306
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 4: You know.

1307
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 5: I love jokes.

1308
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,439
Speaker 6: I would just like to say, Jordan that I would

1309
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:02,640
Speaker 6: like you to fold into consideration. Sure saying shammy shammy molasses.

1310
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: I think it kicked.

1311
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 6: You up into the age category. It was the biggest

1312
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 6: laugh of the show.

1313
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 5: I have to Yeah, I have to say, that's what

1314
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 5: I was thinking of the whole time too.

1315
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, it was a moment of joy.

1316
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 5: Thank you. It's nice of you to say.

1317
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 7: He really slammed a lot coming from you two, who

1318
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 7: are two of the funniest people there are.

1319
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, then I get an A plus.

1320
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wish i'd heard that. Can I get myself

1321
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 5: a day too?

1322
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: Anyway?

1323
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 6: So I win, and and I don't know.

1324
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: You lose, And because I said that I.

1325
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 5: Lose, I'm gonna go ahead and end this rap it.

1326
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 5: You've been listening to Jay's garage? Do you need a ride?

1327
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 5: I've been thinking about I saw Jay Leno last night.

1328
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: Okay, you did comedy magic show.

1329
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 5: J Andritella Alonzo. That's a hell of a show.

1330
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: Are you the headline to read the middle up?

1331
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 5: Any details for next time? I've been listening to you

1332
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 5: need to ride? Dey n a?

1333
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:15,439
Speaker 1: Are are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1334
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1335
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim. Give us time and a Turnino

1336
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 2: and Gabe.

1337
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to

1338
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 3: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1339
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn? Do you need

1340
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 1: to ride?

1341
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1342
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1343
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1344
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:17,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need.

1345
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 5: With Karen and Cress

1346
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 4: M hm