Speaker 1: Stop being a jerk. I'm not being You're being a jerk.
Speaker 1: You say these things about me? Can I sing any again?
Speaker 1: Nobody who can say? Where? The love of course, nobody
Speaker 1: knows what you're talking about. Nobody knows what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Where where? These stop it people are turning it off
Speaker 1: a dozen I'm cutting it out? Stop stop? Can you
Speaker 1: play that? It's the interest no killing? I guess, tam,
Speaker 1: what's gonna be? Well, tell you what's sih dulban like
Speaker 1: SIMPI your kill? It's dead life, riguin everything from Jackson
Speaker 1: Vanilla to Chrispy. What in the Caucasian hell where you
Speaker 1: just dancing? Welcome to Serial Killers, episode one thirty four.
Speaker 1: Today is Monday. I hope you had a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1: So you're just not going to address the dancing. What dancing?
Speaker 1: The dancing you just did? That was my little shaking
Speaker 1: its Beavis and butt head dance. Okay. I guess they're
Speaker 1: coming back, by the way they are. So it was
Speaker 1: Red and Stimpy. Yeah, Red and Stimpy. I love you
Speaker 1: excited about that? You know they tried to bring it back.
Speaker 1: I remember on Spike TV in the early two thousands,
Speaker 1: huh and it was just so graphic and dirty that
Speaker 1: it just wasn't funny. See. I just feel like anything
Speaker 1: that's coming back now that was cool in the nineties
Speaker 1: or big in the nineties. Yeah, it's just they're going
Speaker 1: to try to be too politically correct and it's just
Speaker 1: not going to be good. Yeah. Like the Rocos Modern
Speaker 1: Life reboot was I don't know, Like Rocos Modern Life
Speaker 1: what is that? Rocos Modern Life ran at the same
Speaker 1: time as ren and Stimpy, so the fact that you
Speaker 1: know one and not the other is confusing to me.
Speaker 1: Rend and Stimpy was much bigger. Okay, No, Rocos Modern
Speaker 1: Life was huge. I feel like I've heard of it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that huge because I don't even know what
Speaker 1: it is. Goes Modern Life, Roccos Modern Life was Roco
Speaker 1: a dog I don't know, and he's from Australian. He
Speaker 1: had an Australian accent. Hi, mate, Yeah, I just did.
Speaker 1: I just did a Canadian Australian. Okay, is Australian exactly?
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday. Yeah great. How
Speaker 1: was your weekend? Which is wonderful? I did weekend thing?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was still cleaning up a lot of
Speaker 1: debris from the icy storm. I see us says, what
Speaker 1: a stupid name for a tropical storm. Tropical storm is
Speaker 1: z I is so the one that happened three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: You're cleaning up checking there are still branches in my launch? Okay,
Speaker 1: there are. You should have cleaned those up about two weekends.
Speaker 1: I've been very busy, it seems it. Well. This episode
Speaker 1: we were supposed to do with cereal that one of
Speaker 1: our listeners so graciously searched for and sent to us
Speaker 1: because we put the call out for that particular cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention it, but if you follow us,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. And so we do
Speaker 1: have it in house, and we were supposed to do
Speaker 1: it today with Danielle. We'll have to keep listening for
Speaker 1: us to try the exciting cereal. Yell had some sort
Speaker 1: of identity theft problem, so so we're not gonna be
Speaker 1: with her today. She's gonna join us probably in the
Speaker 1: next episode, so we can do it. So we do
Speaker 1: have another brand new cereal though, Okay, and this is
Speaker 1: another one that was not so widely talked about. I
Speaker 1: did see some pictures of it and I mentioned it
Speaker 1: a couple of episodes ago, and I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and drag it out from the cereal sack. Oh
Speaker 1: it's Jeff, Hi, Jeff. I hope he doesn't come in
Speaker 1: and ruin the whole episode. Yeah, it's probably gonna happen, right,
Speaker 1: So let me go down and grab it. You. I'm
Speaker 1: sure didn't know this was a thing. I probably didn't.
Speaker 1: It's new from Kellogg's. It's another variety of fruit loopsh
Speaker 1: what froot loops? Tropical? Yeah? Okay, what's the problem to
Speaker 1: cant stand? Look at him wearing the Hawaiian shirt? So
Speaker 1: what is it in mango Kiwi? I mean they're all
Speaker 1: going to taste the same. So they just made them
Speaker 1: tropical colors pineapple, banana, orange, and mango. Okay, so orange
Speaker 1: double dips with regular fruit loops and tropical fruit loops. Cool.
Speaker 1: And you know Elvis was up here the other day
Speaker 1: to pick something up and he broke into the box
Speaker 1: and he's like so excited to see it. He said,
Speaker 1: pays like for loops and walked out. Oh so kelex
Speaker 1: for Loops limited Edition, a tropical with just regular old
Speaker 1: creepy two can Sam not that new? Stupid cartoony one
Speaker 1: that they remember that one that they introduced that made
Speaker 1: felt that never no, no no no, that one, drugged
Speaker 1: out one, the cartoon that crazy weird. Yeah, but also
Speaker 1: they make him out of Felt. No, that's him, he's
Speaker 1: the regular one. They changed this one a little bit abound. No,
Speaker 1: the new one looks like he's made. No, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: The new one is a cartoon. He doesn't look like anything. Yes,
Speaker 1: hold on, please don't argue with a serial pro seriously
Speaker 1: with the cereal pro. Okay, fine, you're an idiot, but
Speaker 1: you're right. Of course I'm right. Why would they make
Speaker 1: his beak like that? It's stupid. Look he looks like
Speaker 1: he's his eyes are so dilated. What didn't he do?
Speaker 1: They made him like an anime character. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: And so they debut that in a commercial during the
Speaker 1: Kid's Choice Awards. But I've never seen it since, and
Speaker 1: I'm happy because I don't like that freakin thing. Why
Speaker 1: are you like I ever thought I would hear the
Speaker 1: sentence I saw the new two? Can Sam debut during
Speaker 1: the Kid's Choiceors? What does it matter with you? That's
Speaker 1: my entertainment highlight of the year. I feel like kids
Speaker 1: would like our podcast. I think lots of kids do
Speaker 1: listen to our podcast, and because it's a family friendly podcast.
Speaker 1: Certain episodes, no, no, no, there's only one or two
Speaker 1: that has the E next to it. There's only two.
Speaker 1: Danielle curse one or two that would be a tv
Speaker 1: PG L at the bottom for language. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: did say the brown word and like the first or
Speaker 1: second one. Yeah yeah, and then Danielle cursed in one.
Speaker 1: Wait until we get this as a YouTube page, everyone's
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh my god, you guys are so great.
Speaker 1: They are. Yeah, but you're recording this one right because
Speaker 1: you said so. What we're gonna do the next time
Speaker 1: is a camera there, and I'm going to sit next
Speaker 1: to you. Don't sit next to me. You're drop it,
Speaker 1: that's right. I don't need your drop all right? You ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, don't slurt please. He's right. No. It does
Speaker 1: have a tropical twist, there's no doubt about it. I
Speaker 1: do taste the pineapp Why are you doing that? Okay,
Speaker 1: so the tropical twist. Flintstone's vitamins used to have like
Speaker 1: there was good Flintstones vitamins and then there were bad ones.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the cherry one. The red one was like my favorite,
Speaker 1: same thing with the grape. They had a specific flavor,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes you get a bottle of Flintstone vitamins
Speaker 1: and they would taste completely different. This tastes like the
Speaker 1: bad version of the Flintstones vitamins. I taste the pineapple.
Speaker 1: The pineapple is what comes through. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: It gets two bowls in a spoon. It's a fruit
Speaker 1: loop at the end of the day. So it's not terrible,
Speaker 1: but the flavor is a little vitamin E for my taste.
Speaker 1: I don't see that, Sue. I like pineapple things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why I kind of like this pineapple sticky
Speaker 1: rice all day. Oh my god, I love pineapple ste Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three balls and a spoon. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a little generous, but I mean that's your raining.
Speaker 1: It's not generous. It's still a bowl and a spoon
Speaker 1: away from five. Okay, it's a little generous in my opinion.
Speaker 1: I am oh in my opinion, yes, isn't there? I
Speaker 1: am ho also, and that's humble in my hottest opinion. Honest,
Speaker 1: it's not humble opinion. It could be either or honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: honest or humble. We'll just go with either war because
Speaker 1: people normally lie with their opinions. Okay, like you do? God,
Speaker 1: should we have another cereal Andrew? Of course? Shall you
Speaker 1: move on to the classic box? Yeah? That was a letdown,
Speaker 1: fruit loops, tropical letdown. I don't even know if the
Speaker 1: next box is classic. Okay, you won't like it. Does
Speaker 1: it a fruit in it? Nope? Well it's already all
Speaker 1: to a good start. Then it has honey and oats.
Speaker 1: Oh god? Is it a Cashi Go cereal? Nope? And
Speaker 1: it crunches. Is it a Special K cereal? Nope? Is
Speaker 1: it a Nature's Valley cereal? No? Is it a Mom's Best? No?
Speaker 1: Is it a Can we stop doing this? Okay? There's
Speaker 1: one that you and it makes me sad that when
Speaker 1: I ask you, like, what do you think it is?
Speaker 1: You don't say it anymore. I wish it was cinnamon.
Speaker 1: There you go, all right, going down to the cereal
Speaker 1: sack for a Cascadian form. I know you hate them.
Speaker 1: This one is honey oat crunch. Okay, wait, I almost
Speaker 1: my mom in the supermarket sent me this one, and
Speaker 1: I almost sent you a picture of it. Did we
Speaker 1: do this. Yeah, but then I didn't want to get
Speaker 1: yelled at, so I didn't text you. You know, you
Speaker 1: do have that list that I sent you. You should
Speaker 1: know it. I send it to you very frequently. I
Speaker 1: don't sit in my house and read the list on
Speaker 1: a daily basis. You don't have to do that. Can't
Speaker 1: you just open it and search it in the document? No,
Speaker 1: because once it's once, it's once it's on a website,
Speaker 1: you're just going to be able to google your cereal
Speaker 1: on the site. Then I could be like, oh, we
Speaker 1: have tried it, and other people could be like, oh,
Speaker 1: yeah they did. Who are these people. There's not supposed
Speaker 1: to be people here. You're not even supposed to be here.
Speaker 1: I got it, granted an exception. What you said, I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about that. I think we should just
Speaker 1: keep it quiet. For all we know. You're at your
Speaker 1: house right now, so your pizza oven, Andrew, is it
Speaker 1: hot today? No, my air conditioning still is on the fritz. However,
Speaker 1: they did spray for roaches today, so God bless it's
Speaker 1: very good. I'm glad you'll be roach free. Yeah, thank god. Well,
Speaker 1: they said if anything now is when they're going to
Speaker 1: come out because this is like they're getting evicted type
Speaker 1: of deal. Oh, because the COVID thing is running out
Speaker 1: and they have to leave. No, because the spray is
Speaker 1: like hey, you in there, leave and then the roaches
Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, and then they raid pretty much.
Speaker 1: What's that raid? Yeah, like the spray, like the one
Speaker 1: that's sold in every supermarket. Do you have a roach
Speaker 1: motel at your house? What is that? Really? I don't.
Speaker 1: Actually mine isn't a roach hotel. It's a sticky pad
Speaker 1: roach motel. Whatever. It's a box that they just walk into.
Speaker 1: I have one of those. Yeah, no vacancy. All right,
Speaker 1: Ready here we go. First of all, why are you
Speaker 1: slurping all of a sudden? I don't like this new thing.
Speaker 1: Slurping has a big problem for me. If I hear
Speaker 1: somebody slurp, I cringe and I'm going to punch him
Speaker 1: in the face. There's a commercial that we're playing on
Speaker 1: the station. Every time I know it's coming, at least
Speaker 1: he's gonna slurp. I turn it down. It makes me crazy.
Speaker 1: Don't slurp? Please, thank you two balls. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: A lot just happened. I'm gonna give that three bowls
Speaker 1: actually no, I'll do two bowls in a spoon. It's decent.
Speaker 1: It's not great. If you don't get one of those
Speaker 1: granola clusters, it's no good. Yeah, no bueno, Yeah, not great. No,
Speaker 1: all right, well this is a very entertaining episode. What's next?
Speaker 1: I don't know you're seering the ship, so, oh, I
Speaker 1: know what we can do. Would you like to take
Speaker 1: a trip internationally? No, we can't because we're closed nobody,
Speaker 1: no country once that's to apply to their man. Let's
Speaker 1: not take this trip because there's a trigger word that
Speaker 1: I need you to say in order for me to
Speaker 1: play this commercial because it will only make sense then,
Speaker 1: So let's wait until you say it and then I'll
Speaker 1: play it. Cereal Graveyard. Yeah, but because of the cereal
Speaker 1: that I was going to play like, it needs to
Speaker 1: come up in conversation and then I'm gonna go, oh really,
Speaker 1: and then just play it. Yeah. I there are a
Speaker 1: lot of Cereals that stopped in production, and I, you know,
Speaker 1: hate the Cereal Graveyard. Let's just do this instead. Serial
Speaker 1: Killers in turn national but not if you're from the US.
Speaker 1: We do not want you because you have COVID. They're
Speaker 1: actually changing something. No, they actually changed the You can
Speaker 1: say no all you want. I heard it this morning,
Speaker 1: say no, oh I want? Which is what? If you
Speaker 1: fly right now to just say Australia, Australia will say
Speaker 1: great for you go home. No. There are lots of
Speaker 1: countries now where it's okay to go to, like which ones?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I heard it exactly so you
Speaker 1: didn't read the full story. We lessen the travel band
Speaker 1: for people coming in. However, other countries still have a
Speaker 1: right to say we don't want you in our cars.
Speaker 1: Everybody has that right. Yes, who is it? I don't know,
Speaker 1: pick enough it is, Come on answer answer hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: your credit card has been compromised warranty. Oh great, keep
Speaker 1: the notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligability.
Speaker 1: I did, thank you so much by hang it off.
Speaker 1: Come on, we have Maylee to deal with here. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Meylee got a box from Meylee. And
Speaker 1: look at all the boxes. We have so many more
Speaker 1: to go through. There's so many people keep sending us
Speaker 1: cereal Wow, thank you so much. Please get in touch
Speaker 1: with us direct message or Twitter or whatever, great and
Speaker 1: ask us how to send us cereal, and we'll give
Speaker 1: you the address and we will send you a shirt
Speaker 1: if we use your cereal on the show. This is
Speaker 1: an international cereal. You're ready, Andy, Yeah? From Meylee. The
Speaker 1: only thing I can read is jolly Pong. Okay, where
Speaker 1: is it from? I don't know. Can I see the bag?
Speaker 1: It's Asian, I can tell you that much. Can I
Speaker 1: see the bag? Yeah? Thank you? And I feel like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, no, she wrote me a letter. Hey, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you. I should say she wrote us a letter. Sorry,
Speaker 1: she's a big fan of the podcast. Blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah. Here's what I can
Speaker 1: say about Jolly's Jolly Pong is an all time favorite
Speaker 1: of mine and a classic Korean cereal. Oh and she
Speaker 1: likes to eat it as a snack as well. During
Speaker 1: my early childhood years in South Korea, I ate it
Speaker 1: plain or with milk. She still eats it now. Nothing
Speaker 1: has changed, Thank you so much? All right? So oh
Speaker 1: fun facts. These bags used to come with a small, waterproof,
Speaker 1: foldable paper spoon to scoop some right into your mouth.
Speaker 1: They don't include that anymore. The texture is ridiculous. Crunchy
Speaker 1: blah blah blahlah bla blah blah blah blah. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, Melee. This is spectacular. And she's from Washington, DC.
Speaker 1: Did you know that there's also been a TikTok sound
Speaker 1: that everybody has been doing. TikTok's too. That's actually a
Speaker 1: Russian cereal commercial. Really, yeah, we have to get some
Speaker 1: of that Russian cereal. I have to remember what it's called.
Speaker 1: It's a Russian commercial for a French cereal. All right.
Speaker 1: So in this bag of jolly pong, I don't know,
Speaker 1: looks like there might be tomatoes and lettuce and oranges
Speaker 1: and some bah choi perhaps, and some scallions. I don't
Speaker 1: know what any of these little pictures mean, but it
Speaker 1: looks like jolly fun. Don't open yours, will open mine? Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: Crown is the brand that makes it. I guess Crown.
Speaker 1: Look at that little guy on the back. I like him.
Speaker 1: What would you call him? Boba? Isn't that that thing
Speaker 1: that's full of water that's squatching around the pearls. When
Speaker 1: you go to like pink berry, you get boba on top.
Speaker 1: It's basically a tappy oka pearl. Okay, Yeah, I like him.
Speaker 1: His name is Boba. It smells a little coffee like,
Speaker 1: so you'll enjoy it. How about the dunkin donut Cereal?
Speaker 1: Have we got that? It's called Duncan. They dropped the
Speaker 1: donuts about six months ago, and no, we have not
Speaker 1: gotten it yet because Post dropped the ball. And to
Speaker 1: quote our executive producer, who hasn't been here in months, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're being a turd, she says that. Yes, hi diamond.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, wow, throwback. You haven't done that
Speaker 1: in months. Well, you know, I needed some nostalgia here
Speaker 1: on the shoe. Here you go. Here's the milk per
Speaker 1: Dairy Pure. How's that milk sponsor coming? By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I contacted the person you told me to,
Speaker 1: so it's in her hands. Oh all right, so nice try. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on with the milk sponsor? Her? Here you go?
Speaker 1: Not the artist her? Yeah yeah, yeah, not her? Not
Speaker 1: her her? All right? Here we go? Oh jolly pung. Ready,
Speaker 1: this is just basically the one with the no. She's right.
Speaker 1: It is a very interesting texture on texture a loan.
Speaker 1: I rated highly. It's a honey smack. It is like
Speaker 1: a honey smack a less sugary honey smack. It tastes
Speaker 1: a little bit burnt. Yeah, I love burnt. I give
Speaker 1: this four bowls. Mind if I try it dry, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try something without milk. I have some okay,
Speaker 1: kind of weird without milk. It tastes like I picked
Speaker 1: up a cigarette butt off the street and started chewing
Speaker 1: the filter. I don't mind it. Four bowls turns the
Speaker 1: milk yellow, which is all the sugar coming off of it.
Speaker 1: So it's good milk. But it's not overly sugary, which
Speaker 1: I like, you know what. It has the consistency when
Speaker 1: it's milky, of like the popcorn, but not the hard part. Yes,
Speaker 1: like the part that air pops. Yeah, it's very light
Speaker 1: and airy. Fam it's pretty good. I will give it
Speaker 1: three bowls in a spoon. I like it. Yeah, four
Speaker 1: bowls from me, all right? May you so much? Yeah, Maylee,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, much appreciate it, Thanks for thinking
Speaker 1: of us. That's it. We're out. How long was this episode?
Speaker 1: Eleven minutes? No, seventeen? Oh wow, can't believe we stretched
Speaker 1: that long. Then again, I probably cut a lot of
Speaker 1: you out, so it's probably down to fifteen at this
Speaker 1: point you always do I really don't. Actually, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I swear I don't. Uh huh, yeah, uh huh. What's
Speaker 1: what's the problem, Mandy. I don't know what's the problem
Speaker 1: with you? Nutting honey? Okay? That was it? Honey? Wow?
Speaker 1: Like eating day nothing honey? Oh you can tell me.
Speaker 1: Gwog honey frun So what makes it taste so good?
Speaker 1: Notting honey? Calling honey frunch? It's good? Private? What is
Speaker 1: it notting honey? You love honey nuts. When you've got
Speaker 1: the special taste of nuts and honey all wrapped up
Speaker 1: in a hearty crunch, what more can you say? Looks good?
Speaker 1: Charge him? What is it? Callogs? Honey honey? You've definitely
Speaker 1: heard of nutting honey crunch when it's from the from
Speaker 1: the eighties and renties and early nineties. Again. So when
Speaker 1: I was two, yeah, okay, I'm sure your mom went
Speaker 1: to your dad and said, hey, uh, John, what are
Speaker 1: you eating? And he's like nutting honey? And Donna was like, oh, John, no,
Speaker 1: that never happened in your house. I can guarantee you
Speaker 1: on my life, on my family's life, on everything I love.
Speaker 1: But you're eating cereal it's nutting honey. Cool. No, but
Speaker 1: it's something honey, all right, forget it. Kellogg's nutting honey crunch.
Speaker 1: It was a big thing in the eighties. Jeff, come here,
Speaker 1: I Jef, I want to forget about all that. None
Speaker 1: of that, Jeff, you've heard of nutting honey, right, the
Speaker 1: cereal from the eighties. From the eighties. Of course, what
Speaker 1: are he there? Andrew nutting honey? Yeah? So cool. Andrew's
Speaker 1: like twelve years old, so he doesn't know that twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I am twenty nine. Well that was Kellog's nutting honey crunch,
Speaker 1: and I went away probably in the mid nineties or so,
Speaker 1: had a pretty good run, maybe ten fifteen years cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so screw you waiting for me to say what to
Speaker 1: do that. It just had a promptlem to say nutting honey. Cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has
Speaker 1: been a very exciting episode. And what's the matter? Who
Speaker 1: is it? Who's on the phone? Andrew? I don't know,
Speaker 1: why do you care? Have a good week. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. Until we see you on Friday. Say nutting
Speaker 1: honey crunch, Andrew crunch runch. Oh yeah, but we didn't
Speaker 1: say like and subscribe any of that, I do it
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Speaker 1: you did. The millennial actually said she liked us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are really good. She wanted us to do something
Speaker 1: but I forgot. Okay, yeah, because I'm so old, my
Speaker 1: brain is just like falling out of my head self admit.
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