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Speaker 1: Jewbles. Dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: It's actually from when I was younger and going to

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Speaker 3: the clubs a lot. Me and my friend went to

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Speaker 3: a club and I was in the bathroom and this

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Speaker 3: girl was a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and

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Speaker 3: she asked if she could buy my thong underwears off

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Speaker 3: of me for five dollars because she met a guide

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Speaker 3: that wanted her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they

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Speaker 3: were too big. So the best part is it's like

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Speaker 3: two in the morning, everyone's leaving the club and my

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Speaker 3: friend was like, girl, are those your bongs on that

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Speaker 3: guy's head? Warm out of the club on his head.

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Speaker 2: Awesome. That's incredible.

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Speaker 3: And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess

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Speaker 3: everybody knows now.

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Speaker 4: You can't underestimate what goes down in the women's bathroom

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Speaker 4: clubs and bars. It is a sacred place and that's

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Speaker 4: the kind of interaction to expect.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I made five dollars.

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Speaker 2: I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at

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Speaker 2: a bar. Well, did they asked you for it? Would

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Speaker 2: you know?

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Speaker 5: That was on the checklist of things they need to

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Speaker 5: get the guys underwear. And it was a very hot

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Speaker 5: summer day, so I felt bad for them.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Have a good day, you too. Hey, what's up. You

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Speaker 2: have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do, sweet, let's

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Speaker 2: hear it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's quite a while back. But when I found

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Speaker 1: out my expo is cheating around me with a friend

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Speaker 1: of marine, oh, them both out of my house. And

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Speaker 1: when they went to go live at his parents' house,

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Speaker 1: he had a water bed. I took a and went

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Speaker 1: and bought a big, nice salmon filet and putting it

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Speaker 1: on the cheating element under the mattress. And yeah, they

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Speaker 1: didn't know what was causing that smell. He kept saying

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Speaker 1: she needed to take a shower.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think they ever really figured out what

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Speaker 1: was causing the flies and the smell. O gosh, his

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Speaker 1: mom kicked him all out.

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Speaker 2: That's one way to get somebody kicked out. That's very creative,

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Speaker 2: you know. I feel like you get a lot of

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Speaker 2: creative points for that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I was young, but I was mad.

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Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 2: little secrets that you do.

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Speaker 4: What's that saying, Hell hath no fury like a woman's score.

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Speaker 2: That's the one.

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Speaker 4: What's your dirty little secret?