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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the League.

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Speaker 1: It's Steve Renezzisi March twentieth through the twenty second. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand. It's another

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Speaker 1: three money. Mornings on the twenties was shouting two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty bucks. Hello. Hello, this is the Great Tortelini,

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Speaker 1: who was looking for Katherine. Catherine. He well, hello there, Katherine.

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Speaker 1: I'm the magician that's been assigned to work your corporate party. No, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am, yes, I'm sorry. What is you? What is

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Speaker 1: your name? My name is the Great TORLINI nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. No I have Oh yes, Katherine, I know

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Speaker 1: that he was scheduled to work your party, but unfortunately

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Speaker 1: he's come down with a little bit of a tummy bug.

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Speaker 1: I feel real bad for him, but they asked me

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Speaker 1: if i'd feel in You don't even sound like a magician.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a clown. It's my magician voice. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm a lot of fun. Can I just can we

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Speaker 1: speak as adults? Can I just have your normal voice? Please? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you can. I'm sorry about that. I just

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Speaker 1: thought it'd be fun if you got the whole persona. Yeah, oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well this is much better, thank you. Um. Anyway, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the great. It's really tough for me

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Speaker 1: to do without the voice, but I'm the great. DARNLINI

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Speaker 1: everything that's going wrong with this? Yes, I know that

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Speaker 1: you're probably nervous because your other magician dropped out, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a great job for you. Okay. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well here's the thing, Like everything is going wrong, you

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Speaker 1: can go in and pull a great time out of

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Speaker 1: your hat if you want to do. I asked you before,

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Speaker 1: choose normally with me. Okay, it's stop using put on voice. Okay.

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like you do children's parties, and this

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Speaker 1: warriors me because this is a big corporate function. Why.

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Speaker 1: I actually haven't done any corporate work before. I've mostly

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Speaker 1: done kids parties. But I think it's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: really cool time. Are you kidding me? Because this is

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Speaker 1: a corporate party. I need somebody who's done corporate parties before,

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Speaker 1: not kids parties. I'll be fine, Catherine, I promise you.

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Speaker 1: The audience is gonna love it. I can interact with them. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. They're gonna have a fabulous time.

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Speaker 1: Your event's gonna go off wonderfully. I don't think that

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Speaker 1: I can have you at this party. My job depends

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Speaker 1: on you. I just gave you the Tourtelini guarantee. Could

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Speaker 1: you please, I asked you before stop using that voice.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That voice is not gonna it's not gonna

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Speaker 1: fly with me. Okay, Well, well, when I come to

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Speaker 1: do the gig, should I not use that voice? Please

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Speaker 1: show me do a best trick. I need to know

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Speaker 1: what the best trick is. So that's these people fall

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Speaker 1: in love with you. Okay, tell me right now. I might. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna probably use the voice because that's my

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Speaker 1: magician voice. But I will tell you the best trick

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Speaker 1: that I can do, and it's amazing. Okays, give me,

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Speaker 1: but that's tricks we'll do. Here's my very best trick.

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Speaker 1: Some magicians can take a spoon and bend it with

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Speaker 1: their mind. Okay, so what do you do? I can

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Speaker 1: take my winky dink and bend it with my mind

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Speaker 1: a joke, right, I'm hanging up. This is a choke. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's poop and thinking I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: lose it. My shop here, Okay, this is not Oh

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Speaker 1: don't do that. That could get real messy. I want Katherine, Katherine.

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Speaker 1: This is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving on each point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. You're kidding. No, no, no no. Your friend

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Speaker 1: Megan set you up. Oh no, she get fine. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, So I take it. You don't want the

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Speaker 1: Great Totalini performing at your party a release, Well that's

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Speaker 1: a bummer. Due o god, please stop talking. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Oh now, two hundred and fifty bucks

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