WEBVTT - #132: Crappy Birthday Dad! Enjoy Your Garbage Gift 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.440 Start uf dot up, Start up, Brooklyn Boy, Start up, 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:15.600 Brooklyn Boys. That data they making noise data dot up 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:19.680 Episode one. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast coming to 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:25.240 you in sterri Areo sort of unless you're on a 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:29.400 single Bluetooth speaker, and then I can't help you. Yeah, 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:31.319 that's not our fault. We have got nothing to do 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.120 with that. That that's just a single speaker then, or 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:37.199 if you have one year button, you're not in stereo, 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:42.320 you're in mono. Now, on the last podcast, we had 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.720 a lot of problems with the audio. Okay, this time 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:49.080 I think that we figured it out. Okay, got Brody 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:55.920 here right, yeah, I'm here, Yeah, and I'm over here. Yeah, 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.160 I think we're even We got good love. Are you 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.200 recording us on two tracks? Because last time you put 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:01.720 us on the same track and then you couldn't adjust 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.760 the No, we were in the same track. But I'm looking, 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:08.520 I'm monitoring meters physical meters. Okay, So people accused me 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:13.000 last episode of sabotaging it. Yes, you did to make 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:16.720 me sound superior because I'm louder. Okay, now that was 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.640 just an error in the audio. Now I am I 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.880 You have you jacked all the way up, Brodie, you 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:25.440 are literally pinning my needle and I've put myself at half. 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.640 Hold on, hold on, hold on, We've already established this. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.399 You tried to pin your own needle that has nothing 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.360 to do with me, and you know what, I don't 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:36.320 need you jacking me, do not me. We are even now, okay, 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.360 trying to scream at the top of your lungs and 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.640 I'll steer at my top of your long No this 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.000 when we get some level, child on, No even, it's 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:44.880 not even you need to be. I need to be 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:49.680 louder than you this week, so it's even you can even. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.360 That's right, I'm breaking the first rule of free dessert. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.960 That's right. You can't be like, okay, now we're good. No, 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.680 we're not good. But then people are gonna be going 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.440 up and down with the knob. You know what I'm saying. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:01:59.680 We don't want them to go up and down on 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.600 the knob like the volume again. You and you you, 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:04.720 you try to go up and down with your knob. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:09.800 Hop right now, I can tell you that we we 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:13.040 both sound great. Well, I sound good. I sound better 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.160 because you know me. I have the four dred sixty 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.840 dollar piece of equipment here that you accuse me of. 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.720 Every freaking week the price goes up. I don't know 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:22.480 what you're talking about, but a lot of people tweeted 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:24.640 at us, wondering why you spend so much money when 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.880 it was right Well, at the end of the day, 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:30.640 I sound good, okay, Now, the only difference is is 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:33.560 the mic quality, and I can't you know that's the 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:38.560 difference between yourto do snowball microphone and my insert price 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.799 here inflation, go of what the system I have? Right? Yeah? 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:43.480 And how much party? How much I pay for this microphone? 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:48.799 Six million the g d P of Sweden's Okay, well, 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:50.720 good anyway, we got that out of the way, but 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:52.720 hopefully we sound better to you this week. You still 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.760 got that little little clicking noise, but we'll figure that 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.720 out another time. I think that's your slow internet. It's 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:02.000 not internet. First, Well, internet doesn't click. I've never heard 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:06.880 that my microphone is clicking. That's not a thing. I 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.240 don't hear any clicking. I'm monitoring the same audio you're monitoring. 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.720 There's no clicking. The program of music fear is called 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.280 clean feed. Now, is it is that a Is that 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:22.880 ironic that that you're coming in with clicks. Yes, it's gorgeous. Yeah, 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.119 I was changing. It's just gonna say. We we got 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.639 two more tweets this week of people who are now 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.760 listening to the other podcast that you recommended over and 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.399 over again because they talk about sex or she talks 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:37.240 about but you can't, you can't avoid it. It's Earporne, like, 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:41.440 how do you not listen to that podcast? All right? 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:45.440 Just stop driving people away? And one of their episodes 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.960 that I think they actually accused guys, they're like, you, guys, 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.880 you know you're sitting there jerking off to listen to 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:54.040 us that tell our filthy, raunchy stories. Well, I'd like 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.920 to hope nobody's doing that to this podcast. Believe me, 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.480 nobody's doing that if anything. If anything, they're jumping out 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.760 windows because we scream at each other. Yeah, speaking of 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.520 this podcast, I want to peel back the curtain for 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:09.160 a second. We are this is episode one two. Here 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:12.960 comes a Blooming Onion. Alright, episodes one thirty and one 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:16.520 thirty one, the last two episodes we've done, are down 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:21.400 dramatically in listenership. Yeah, now, scary things. It's because of 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.240 the craziness that's going on in the world with the 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.640 with the protests and the and COVID, and there's a 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.400 disrupt there's a clear disruption in listening to any content. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.680 And I told Brodie, you know what, I'm gonna read 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:37.800 them the text because I have nothing to hide. I'm 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:39.359 gonna go back to the night that I texted you, 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:40.919 that the night that you were in a panic that 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.240 these two episodes weren't getting a lot of play. What 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.040 did I write? I said, Hey, Brodie, where is it? 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:51.839 God Man? We talk a lot on text. Yeah, um 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:57.039 right here, I'm like, uh, you searched by keyword no 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:00.440 on my app I can search. Okay, well you got 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:04.760 the superior phone I do. Yeah, Android. What I said 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.880 that that clicking was your wife? That was That was 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.880 a click of disgust in my fucking throat because they 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:17.160 can't find the text. Okay, here's the thing. I can 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.520 pull up the text messages. But basically what you said 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.240 was people are out of their routines. They're fascinated by 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:27.039 the protesting going on and not listening to podcasts. But 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:31.760 I countered that by saying a hundred podcasts are doing 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.240 better than us on the Heart radio Top one hundred. 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.240 So people are listening to some other podcasts. They just 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.120 have slowed down on The Brooklyn Boys only these two episodes. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:44.640 So obviously you can't tell us slices why that is 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:48.840 because if you're hearing this, you've already heard those episodes. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.600 So I need to know from people who haven't heard them. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.560 But if they haven't heard them, they're not hearing this 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.039 to tell me why I'm gonna put I'm gonna put 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.080 this into perspective, and I actually put this into my 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.360 own words. Forget about the text. I pretty much told 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:04.720 you we are not that important. People people love us, 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:07.960 that's great. But when there's other things going on, like 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.760 I don't know, awesome weather. Maybe some people are finally 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.279 going discovering the outdoors. Other people are home and still 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:18.320 busy under lockdown. Other people are are protesting, they're walking 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.920 with marchers, or they're doing okay, all that stuff adds 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:25.640 up to what, At what point does the Brooklyn Boys 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:29.920 podcast listening come into play in the order of things 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.200 that you have to get done in your day? And 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:34.280 I think that we are relatively at the bottom. I know, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.719 I'm not an egotistical guy. I know there's a zillion 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.960 things we are probably the last thing we're background noise 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.360 for some people. So that's why I'm saying, don't worry 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.360 so much about the fact that the numbers are off 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:48.480 a little bit. Okay, I know that. Um, everything you 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:52.680 said is accurate except a couple of things. I think 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:59.359 the decline started the same episode that you told people 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.480 to listen to, of the episode where the girls talk 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.480 about sex all the time, of that other podcast, Yeah, 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:08.000 which for some reason we're not mentioning, right, because I 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.240 think the dip we've taken is people listening to air 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:14.440 porn and they're like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:16.880 watch the protests on television or I'm gonna go protest. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.560 I've only got time for one podcast. I'm gonna listen 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.160 to the girls talking about porn rather than than a 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:25.040 crabby sixty year old guy complain about going to Walmart 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:29.080 and not getting his drunks. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh. Don't 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.640 exaggerate my age the way I exaggerate the price of 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.560 your sound equipment. Why not, It's fair game. It's all 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.520 on the table. You're telling people. I'm dude, I'm not 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.559 even close. What are you talking about? Well, then guess 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.920 what the price of my equipment wasn't even close. Okay, yeah, 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:50.640 that's that's the same. That's apples and apples right there. Anyway, Um, 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.200 people who like to complaining, I want to go right to. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.920 I want to go right to the music that the songs, 0:07:56.000 --> 0:08:00.280 the songs that we for some reason, all right, we okay, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.040 we've been holding on to this for three weeks now, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.160 where where Brody and I feel that there's music out 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:07.760 there that we hear on the radio and all over 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:11.680 wherever every day, and this these songs don't make any sense. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:16.440 Let's explain. So now that we're doing the shows from home. Normally, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.680 when we're in the studio, right when we go to commercial, 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.000 we take our headphones off, we go walk around, we 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.040 talk to each other. We are not listening to the commercials. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.440 We are not listening to the songs being played. We're 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:30.120 not right because we've heard a moundred times. So we 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.840 and plus we have to plan for the next break. 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:34.120 But when you're sitting on the couch in your house, 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:37.520 right you have I have to monitor the show so 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.400 I know when we're coming back on the air. So 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.400 I'm actually being forced to listen to the songs. Now, 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.040 they're catchy they're great songs. Not I don't have a 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:49.719 problem with them being addictive. By the way, addictive and 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:56.560 addicting do not um So one is a verb and 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.480 one is an adjective, So go look that up anyway. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.280 People use it wrong all the time. So I have 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.800 those a these songs, and I noticed the pattern, and 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.559 I wrote down three songs that were driving me crazy. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.600 I called scary, and I said, have you noticed with 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:12.000 these three songs? He said, oh my god, I've got 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:14.640 a song it's guilty of the same thing. So I 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:18.559 gave him three songs where the chorus or the catchy 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.839 part of the song is four lines repeated that rhyme. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.360 But I guarantee unless you looked them up and don't 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.520 tweet me. For the most part, the average person has 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.760 no idea what they're saying, but their catchy and their hits, 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.840 and usually the catchy part makes it a hit. That 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.280 we called that the hook, because these songs all became 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.640 popular because that's the one that's the that's the anthem 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.800 part of the song that you would chant that lad. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:48.440 Usually with a catchy song, you only know the chorus 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:50.480 right right, You kind of hum the rest, remember like 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.680 you might even say, hey, remember that song from fifteen 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.520 years ago? It went like that I did, and you 0:09:56.520 --> 0:10:00.240 you would say, like the words, those words are usually macarena, right, 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.520 those those are that is the hook of the song, 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.920 that's the most catchy part. Well, how are you ever 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.240 going to reference these songs in five ten years? Hey? 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.800 Remember that song that was said? Oh wait what did 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:13.800 they say? Because these are the catchy parts. Okay, So 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:18.320 in no particular order, the four songs will play my 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.480 three and then yours because I want you to know, 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:24.280 actually know that the third one actually we both we 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.520 both called out, but I'm gonna okay, so here's here's 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.680 here's this first one. This is called Heartless by the Weekend. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:35.440 You've heard this before. Ane trying to find the lawn 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:39.640 that can fix me, judging in the six feet and 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:48.120 I must be sickly. Yeah, okay, you can maybe bring 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.800 that's version. I heard the word pussy, so yeah you 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.760 have about that. That's your porn right there. Yeah, maybe 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:55.760 you can break down the first line, maybe the second, 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:57.679 But basically what he's doing is what she does in 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:01.319 all the songs. He's like, man, a minute, never meant 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:07.000 a chicken and a chicken pee right then, I'm going 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:11.960 to pee on the big tree on a bitch knee, 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.839 trying to find the lawn that can fix me. Be 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.280 dodging death in the six speed, I've been dodging something 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.440 in the in the six speeds. I guess the car. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.880 I've been dodging death in the six P six speed 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.079 because he's got a car that is six You know, 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.280 a lot of cars have five speeds, but his is. 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:32.559 You know, his is much more expensive than U s. 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.679 I don't you don't have to tweet his lyrics to that. 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:37.280 We can google the lyrics. Our point is, for the 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.160 most part, he's kind of just slurring, mumbling and making 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.720 up words that rhyme. It's not there's nothing going on 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:44.880 there now here here comes in a doja cat, this 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.440 is safe. You all know this song. Listen to this? 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:02.920 Huh didn't he been no notice? You Punchington? You flow 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:15.080 it again, Michelle Obamas floatice? Is that it the only 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.280 at those four lines I can only I can only 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.280 pick out, why don't you say so? The fourth line 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.559 I can't even din't even didn't even notice? And then 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:28.880 it even mumbles itself. Listen to the second line comes 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.679 should I bet you had a moment. I don't know, 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.839 I don't know. Yeah, you're lying if you said you 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.000 heard it once into the words this one here, this 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.280 one here you called out, and I'm like, oh, yes, 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.720 this is I got very upset with this one. This 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:52.440 is the Black Eyed Peas and Jay bald hold on. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.160 I don't speak Spanish enough to know what he's saying. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:59.880 I don't even know if it's actual like sentences. They 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.320 just they're just saying words and ending it with all right. 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.280 So so Black Eyed Peas teamed up with Jay Balvin, 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.360 Spanish singer, and uh they took They stole the hook 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:13.720 of the Rhythm of the Night by Corona from by 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.160 the way, Corona back in the news again. How great 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.600 is that that? You know it's by an artist called Corona, 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:20.560 But anyway, the song is called Rittmo. And you know 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:34.520 this one just started going some damn baby, a nice life. 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:39.400 We bought each other extremo baby, So okay, it gets 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.840 better towards the end. We party to the extremo. You 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:44.600 heard that one, right, Brodie? Yeah, but he he rhymed 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:50.240 uh a N memo and femo with Venmo and I think, right, like, 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:54.320 give me, give me something about giving me venmoing me money, which, 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.560 by the way, a lot of times you know they 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.640 use cash app these days. It's all about the cash album, 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:08.480 not venmoot run. Wait what hold on? Don't just started 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:15.240 going on a semam baby a nice life. We bought 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:24.360 you bought each other, extremo baby you got me? All 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.000 these clips are really low. I think he said, no, no, 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.640 they are nice and loud for the people, trust me. Okay. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:32.960 I think he said, I'll retcha and femo which means 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:34.840 to the right, and then I don't look, if you 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.160 speak Spanish, then this song makes sense. If you don't 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:39.360 speak Spanish and you just listen to the radio, it's 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:44.520 just a bunch of rhymes. Well because them all. I 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:47.080 think the problem here is a language barrier, and maybe 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.800 we need to take some babble because this is Spanish. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.800 So I think that our issue. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa? 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:54.960 Did you just slip in? Did you slip on a client? 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.520 Not my client? I don't get money off them all, right, 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.120 don't you don't you? That's Danielle's client. They could sponsor 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.760 the podcast, by the way, still no takers. The sponsor 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:08.000 to the podcast What's up with that okay, so so yeah, 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:12.440 so the Venmo right party to the extremo. Baby, I 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.600 like to shave with some Cramo all right. And this song, 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:17.640 this is one of my actually, it's actually one of 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.640 my favorite songs out there right now. It's the perfect 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:22.680 summer song. It's got the perfect summer beat, does it well? 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:26.960 It's called It's called Roses by St John. St. John's song, 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:31.560 the Inbok remix. It's a DJ who remixed that's that's important. 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:35.480 It is important, No I know, and said, this is 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:57.360 uh St John. I don't know. I don't know. No, 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:06.800 I don't wait, I already know, already know. It's all 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:15.480 I could make out. And then this part here, you 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.600 know how I get too lit when I turn it on. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.640 I got it, see that. But but that's not what 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:22.480 she said. I can't for the light. I know you 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.320 got it. I can't listen. I can't, for the life 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.440 of me pick out the first forty five seconds. But 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.120 it's catchy. You gotta admit, Brodie, this is the windows 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.560 down song. You know what's great? No, it's not because 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:38.400 you can't sing it. You're in the car, you're going, Yeah, 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:42.040 let's sing along to it. I don't. Don't the Pablos 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:47.680 on the floor. No, I like Pablo on the floor. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.160 That makes what sex? This is gonna make me feel? 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:58.800 You already know? Yeah, you already know. Yeah, Okay, I 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:05.320 got I'm in the corner with the money on my face. Anyway, 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.680 she knows, but but we don't know. It's a great 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:10.440 song I love. That's one of my favorite songs right now. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:12.679 It's so sad and I don't know any words to 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:14.520 it except you know, I get too lit when I 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:18.680 turned it on, or maybe not. Anyway, google for yourself. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:22.720 Follow along with the lyrics. Yeah, that that that's why 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:26.280 it's important to uh, if you know them all you're lying. 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.680 That's it. I was gonna call my father. I wish 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.560 I'm a happy birthday. You you're buying them a garbage pail. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.439 You you sit on the radio today, you're buying him 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:39.639 a garbage pail. I am Should we call him? No? 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.480 I want to talk about the garbage pail first. Okay, 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.639 you talked on the radio to day because you couldn't 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.040 keep a secret that you brought him a simple human 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:50.560 garbage pail. I got a problem with simple human garbage pails. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.440 And then I'm gonna give you a surprise at the end. Here. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.119 Well we look long. I gotta set this whole thing 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:55.639 up because people know what we're talking about. If they 0:17:55.640 --> 0:17:57.040 didn't listen to the big show. No, I was gonna 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:58.960 I was gonna set it up. Go ahead, it's your story. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:02.600 Well here's the deal. Help me out here. Uh. You know, 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:04.960 I didn't know if buying a trash can for your 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:07.840 father or mother or anyone is a good birthday present. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.840 But I realized my life has been changed by this. 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.119 Not a client, not a sponsible. I have this have 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:15.640 a scam bony jingle, wridding because I got an angle. Okay, 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:19.040 all right, I'll get so anyway. Yeah, so this this 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.280 company called Simple Human and they make they make garbage pails, 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:25.280 fancy trash cans, their voice activated so you could be 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:27.520 like open can and the little open up, or you 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:29.600 can go walk by it and its sentences that you're 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.159 there and it will open the lid. So it's like 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:37.560 a touchless situation. But here's the fun. They're their liners, 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:39.639 their pil liners, which is their you know, their bags, 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:45.040 trash bags. They fit there the curvature of their pal perfectly, 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:47.520 so you don't get any wasted space. You don't have 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.080 to stretch it out to get around the rim rim rim, 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:53.200 you know what I mean. So everything you see like 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.600 is so perfect and so clean looking. It's like it's 0:18:56.600 --> 0:19:00.159 an actual, like piece of art in your kitchen. You know, 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:03.000 some of them coming like crescent half moons. They're coming 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:06.040 around and square or whatever. But but my point is, 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:10.159 I never thought twice about throwing out the trash. Well, 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.159 when I got my hands on one of these, I 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:16.040 said to myself, oh my god, this is life changing. 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:18.640 I really was. But now, hold it is life changing. 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:23.280 Hold I understand. But is this garbage pail the scary 0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:29.040 sound system of garbage pails? You could equate it like that. Yeah, 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:32.880 maybe that's okay. Is this garbage pail the scary ring 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:38.440 light of garbage pails? Brody people listening to this who 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:41.320 have simple human garbage pails and know what we're talking about, 0:19:41.440 --> 0:19:43.159 I don't even want to. I don't even know what 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:45.520 you call them. Maybe not even garbage pail, maybe a waste, 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:48.560 maybe a waste. This will settle it, So I understand, 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:50.760 this will settle it. Would you ask your own pail? 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.280 I can tell you right now as I'm standing here, 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:59.640 that I love my garbage pail and I look forward 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:02.640 to taking out the garbage. And here's why, because when 0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:06.159 you it's not a sponsor. No, you just pulled the 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:08.960 two sides and they pull it right up. It's nice 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:11.840 and compact. It's and that you know, it keeps its form. 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:14.280 It goes right down the trash shoot very easily. And 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.520 and the next garbage and in the next trash bag 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.639 is sitting there inside the can. It's kind of like 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:23.320 on its side. It's kind of like a thing, and 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:25.240 you pull it up like like you're pushing pulling tissues 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:27.200 out of a box, and it's right there so you 0:20:27.240 --> 0:20:29.320 don't have to go digging for them anywhere. It's it's 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:31.399 just super convenient. So I thought that it would be 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:35.480 great to actually gift this the gift of the simple 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:40.679 human to my father, who's a simple human father love 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:42.919 would love it. I thought, okay, there's two things I'm 0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:45.000 gonna say about the simple hue. I have a story 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:47.200 about it, which I'm gonna reserve till the end of this. 0:20:47.760 --> 0:20:50.760 But simple human garbage pails, as you've described them, right 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:52.600 when you go to bed Beth and beyond, when you 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:56.800 could bed Beth and beyond had basically two types of garbage. 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:00.159 Yes they did. They have the well three. They have 0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:04.240 the plastic ones right like rubber Maid and uh and 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:09.640 an umbra like cheap stuff. Then they had like flimsy 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:14.159 metal aluminum cans that were like thirty dollars, okay, thirty 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:18.720 five dollars, and then you would jump to the simple human, 0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:25.040 which were for a garbage can. There was no like, 0:21:25.280 --> 0:21:27.760 I want a nice one, but not that nice. You 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.400 went with the plastic, you went with the tin can. 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:33.440 When you went for the hundred dollar that was it 0:21:33.840 --> 0:21:38.760 and simple human this is the Scamboni hit the jingle scary. 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:51.159 Why is it a scamboni? Okay, because they charged you 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:54.199 a hundred dollars for a garbage pail, which, by the way, 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:57.760 you're gonna use for garbage. Let's not forget that. But 0:21:57.840 --> 0:21:59.320 how many times am I going to switch it out 0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:01.119 for an upgraded on like an iPhone where I got 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:03.119 a new model coming out next year. Once I got 0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:06.679 into my kitchen, it's there, all right, but then they 0:22:06.880 --> 0:22:11.200 suggest and give you the impression do you lower that bed? 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:13.920 They give you the impression that you have to buy 0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:16.080 their bags. So what they do is they tell you 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:19.720 the letter of the bag type that goes with your garbage. Right, 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.200 So I my garbage pail clearly has the blue will 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:24.520 circle that has the letter J on it. So J. 0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:28.800 So I gotta find J bags, right, Well, you know 0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:31.479 where to find D bags. You hung out with them 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:35.879 this weekend, all right? So the J bags, they're like 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:38.920 ten times the price of buying Glad bags or Hefty 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:42.760 bags in a giant box or buying Kirkland bags at Costco. Right, 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:45.320 so you have to buy these special bags because they 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:49.679 fit perfectly in your hundred dollar garbage pail. So they 0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:52.600 get you both ways. It's a double scam. Well, guess 0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:57.240 what in my kitchen next to the oven, there is 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:01.920 nine and a half inches between the wall and my 0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:06.680 stove since we bought the stove eighteen years ago. That's 0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:10.720