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Speaker 1: There he is everybody. It's Donald phase On, America's favorite thespian.

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Speaker 1: Did you work out today? Yeah? I did get on

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Speaker 1: that treadmill. Or you've got on a treadmill and worked out.

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Speaker 1: I didn't train. I got on the treadmill. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: then the power went out and I thought, oh, this

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Speaker 1: is the universe saying I don't have to work out today.

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Speaker 1: And then the power went back on. Said oh, then

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Speaker 1: I was just joking my So, you know, I told

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Speaker 1: you how I had a little health scare and all

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Speaker 1: of that shit, and so now my thing is trying

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Speaker 1: no matter what, and stuff like that, even if I

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Speaker 1: least get there. Right. That's very challenging and very time consuming,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I want to live a little bit longer. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: One thing I tried. I tried to say to myself

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Speaker 1: is that it's part of my ootional mental health. Right,

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Speaker 1: so it's like if it whenever it's feeling like, oh

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like working out, today, Um, for physical reasons.

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Speaker 1: Just go oh no, the endorphins that I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: are are a part of my mental health regimen. Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 1: all I gotta do is stop the weed. That's all

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Speaker 1: I gotta do. If I can figure that team on

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Speaker 1: the show for quite a few seasons, yeah, quite a

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Speaker 1: few seasons. But if I can do that, I can

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Speaker 1: do anything. And I'm working on that. Speaking of which,

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Speaker 1: Donald and I saw a very interesting machine yesterday that's

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Speaker 1: like an Espresso machine for joint rolling. Oh gosh. What

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Speaker 1: and then you load like a pod in like an

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Speaker 1: go and it rolls a joint. I joint. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you something right now. It wasn't that strong though,

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Speaker 1: but yeah I did. You did? They rolled one for me.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Well you I don't know. It's like

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Speaker 1: Espresso capsules. I think it's their own brand of weed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the company that makes right, just like Espresso. But listen,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say it's a great it's a great Christmas

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Speaker 1: or birth. I think it's like a great it's a

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Speaker 1: novelty thing because for the cost of it, think how

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Speaker 1: many pre rolled joints you could buy. But I think

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Speaker 1: it's a really good party trick though, Like your friends

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Speaker 1: that would be That would be the ultimate machine, especially

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Speaker 1: if it could do a pass. This ship took a

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Speaker 1: really long time. So long, what's a long time? Once

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Speaker 1: you hit go? I left? I left before you figured

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Speaker 1: it out? Right? I you know. The joke was we

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Speaker 1: could roll just as fast as you know. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you're you're a professional joint roller like Donald, you can

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Speaker 1: deal Holy Field blunt roller, dude, like a real deal.

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Speaker 1: Like she got a job. She was interviewed for the job.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. He like hit it. He like hit a

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Speaker 1: stopwatch and she was like, it's like, you know, that's

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm gonna get an assistant to how she

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Speaker 1: she's with him. She'd roll in Blunt's twenty four seven,

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Speaker 1: like the amount of weed that this brother smokes a day? Right? No? Wait, now,

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Speaker 1: long did you say? Honestly took once you hit the button.

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Speaker 1: Is he smoking particularly potent weed? Oh? You smoke that gas? Translation,

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Speaker 1: here's some fun facts. Snoop spokes one hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: He's just needs that much. You know, It's okay. So

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Speaker 1: There is a ceiling. If it's not really good for

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Speaker 1: your loans. Yeah, you know what else isn't good for you?

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Speaker 1: Everything other than love? Love is great for you, but

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Speaker 1: too much but I'll tell you right now, too much

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Speaker 1: love or fuck you up deep. It's true, too much

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Speaker 1: level spoil you spoil much listeners. Welcome to the spoil

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Speaker 1: me zbe you spoil me. I do. I love you,

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Speaker 1: it going? Everybody? Everybody? Hi? Everybody high listeners? Hide you

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Speaker 1: well down? Hi, everybody? Yo. We went out. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: zeb and I went out and we haven't gone out

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Speaker 1: making mobile scrubs short films. Right, But we go out.

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Speaker 1: of casam egos. Yeah, listen started, we got I got hammered.

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Speaker 1: too young to know the show is that there was

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Speaker 1: it's not He's not a part of that family at all.

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00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: He's the doctor. So Elliott has decided she's going to

422
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: go all in on the birthday party. And there's a

423
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: very funny riff that's curely Neil Flynn just improving where

424
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: he comes in and get you rang from Adam's family,

425
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: and then he does this whole improv riff about Bell's

426
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:35,880
Speaker 1: that's just really funny. He kept that thing going. Yeah, yeah,

427
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: thanks to Bill. I'm sure I put it in my

428
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: director's cut, and I'm so glad that Bill left it

429
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: him because it's long, but it's funny. Yeah, yeah, Well,

430
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: well it stops being funny and then it gets funny again. Yeah. Laugh,

431
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: I laughed. I went with I went and sat with

432
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: Bill for a little bit as he's cutting the new

433
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford Jason Siegel show. Um, it was cool. So

434
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: why the watch the Master in action? It was really

435
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: cool show. It's hilarious. I know it is hilarious. It is.

436
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: I bet it is. I was just laughing in the

437
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,239
Speaker 1: edit room with him and Neil Goldman and just cracking up.

438
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: It's Nail, one of the producers and writers. Yeah, Neil's

439
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: like them, you know, the showrunner that the team would

440
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: Bill to to do it, you know, because Bill has

441
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: so many projects that he puts um you know, sort

442
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: of a sign someone you can't go wrong with. You

443
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 1: can't go wrong with him. You can't go wrong with him,

444
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with tars. By the way, Neil's

445
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 1: the one that um that Bill keeps saying as we

446
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 1: figure out what we're gonna do, that he's the one

447
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: who wants to be the you know, the main writer

448
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: with him on whatever is project phase on Braff. Let's go,

449
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 1: let's take a break. We'll be right back after these

450
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: fine words, all right. So Turk produces a giant stethoscope.

451
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: I don't know how you made that, because it's a

452
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: pretty amazing prop. Donald did did you think Turk took

453
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: a prop making classes in college? Because uh, Turk has

454
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: produced a pretty pretty realistic giant stethoscope prop. I mean,

455
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: I have no clue where he got that thing from.

456
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: But I think he said he didn't. I think he

457
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: says he made it. Well, he wants to play world's

458
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: most Giant Black doctor for because uh, and and and

459
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: JD's like, no, no, no, we said we weren't doing

460
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: that until Black History Months so we could scare all

461
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 1: the racist patients. And and and Turk is like, well

462
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,959
Speaker 1: hold on now, that dude in room whatever it is

463
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: is said to me that I love fried chicken, and

464
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: he goes, what you do? You know? He offered me

465
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: some fried chicken because he know I'd love it. He said,

466
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: did you eat that bad boil? That was funny. But anyway,

467
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: the idea that I could hold you on my shoulders

468
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: is unrealistic. Um, I don't even think I ever did.

469
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: I think it was a stuntman. Maybe I don't know. No,

470
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't, I can't. I couldn't put you on my shoulders. Bro, Yeah,

471
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: you would at this point you had back issues and

472
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: all of that stuff going. Yeah, from running into walls

473
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: for seven years. But listen to make this audience laugh. No,

474
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: but anyway, I mean, I um, I think I remember.

475
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: If you look at the cut when I poked my

476
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: head out, it's it's in close up. Oh no, when

477
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 1: you poke your head out, it's you're in a under

478
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: a ladder. Actually, when you did that, every time we

479
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: did every time we did the Doctor, when it's the

480
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: head comes out, it's never connected. If you look, it's

481
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: the ladder, right. But I think I think in the

482
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: moment when it was a wide shot, you're probably on

483
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: a stuntman shoulders or something. Yeah. Maybe even when you

484
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: poked your head out, And even when when you poke

485
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: your head out and I'm on your shoulders, it's always

486
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: been a ladder. It's no matter. Even even we're done,

487
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever done World's Tallest Black Doctor.

488
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: This was the first time. Yes, Joel shaking your head. Jeesus, No,

489
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: she knows. We don't have to go Trevor for that.

490
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: Joel knows burn for burn baby. Okay, wait, don't go

491
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 1: there yet. So then Kelso in the Bible. Wait, you're

492
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: ruining one of the funniest suits of the whole show.

493
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 1: All right, so cut up. So then they're talking about

494
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 1: how they're going to figure out how old Kelso is.

495
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: And the janitor was it the janitor who suggests they

496
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: cut off his legs and count the rings. Yes, that's

497
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: the janitor that suggests that. And then and Sarah says

498
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: that only works on trees, and he says, and puppets

499
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: and puppets. Yes, now is that because does he mean

500
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: puppets made of wood? I don't know. I believe so

501
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: it's a thinker that joke, because you're like puppets and like, oh,

502
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: does he mean like Pinocchio? I believe so? I believe so.

503
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I laughed either way, even if

504
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: even if it wasn't wooden puppets. I thought it was

505
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: just so random and funny. Okay, so um who finally

506
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: has enough and he sparks the lighter set to I mean,

507
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if because okay, so hold on, hold on.

508
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: So Cox has this whole argument, not argument, but statement

509
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: to j D about becoming a grown up, and he

510
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: really lays it in thick he lays it onto yeah

511
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: and gives him the and gives him, you're acting like

512
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: a fucking jackass, and I'm you know what, and I didn't.

513
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: I didn't congratulate you on having a kid, and well

514
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: here it is right now, congratulations, we're all really proud

515
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: of you. Lays it on Thick. So now Turk, so

516
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: JD's like, you know what, you're right in his mind, Coxs,

517
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: you're right, I gotta grow up. So he kind of

518
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: lays it on Thick to Turk when Turk's like, let's

519
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: do this giant doctor thing and JD's like, nah, I

520
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. I think we need to

521
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: grow up. He got in his head, right. Turk's like,

522
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: fuck that shit, I'm not letting him go down this path.

523
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring him back to the good side. And

524
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: he decides I'm gonna bring you back by keeping the

525
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: immaturity going right, and so he offers so many different things.

526
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: He try to him, Yeah, tries to play hide the

527
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: saltine with him. Yeah, that was funny. It was sort

528
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: of vaguely sexual. It was kind of like, you know,

529
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: it was coming. It was kind of like it was

530
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: kind of like sticking your butt up in the air,

531
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: but it was a salteine, like you know you want it,

532
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: and JD's not biting. So finally he's like, look, man,

533
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: I tell you right. He's like, look, I'm telling you

534
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: this is you gotta come back. Look at what I did.

535
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: And he's got a bunch of interns now following who's

536
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: around the hospital right, and Whoch finally snaps, yeah, well

537
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: who says hims going to the bathroom and he's gonna

538
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: kill someone if severn one of y'all follows me up

539
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: in there, Yeah, I kill you. Today's gonna be a

540
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: good day. Yeah. Wait before that, who I, there's a

541
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: cool shot. I like, um, where all the this is

542
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: probably right out? Oh this is right after the commercial

543
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: break um in in in the second act when um

544
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: all the dramatic walk ups and it's just a it's

545
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,719
Speaker 1: a winner. So it just it like picks up everyone

546
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: like he pulls him dramatic walk up, then goes to

547
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: someone else, thinks someone else and there whip pans to

548
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: Kelso it's really cool. I like that shop I skipped

549
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: one time that hooch goes real critics where yeah, I'm

550
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: saying what I was about to say, was it? And

551
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: then it comes back to me in the in the

552
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: uh in admissions and I accidentally bump into hooch and

553
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: he goes, are you following me? Because I won't cut you,

554
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, no no, I'll go that way,

555
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: and then he does the one of the funniest whose

556
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: things I love was, which is the slow tap you

557
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: know on then he does he goes up up because

558
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: that was run one of the first times Whoch was

559
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: ever on the show when when he when when we

560
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: were doing the like with in the shower and all that. No, no, no, no,

561
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: it's like one of the first times when we were like, um,

562
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: we were gonna go order some hooch. Right, he shows

563
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: up and he came in and my mission in the

564
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: window there, right yeah, and he goes because it certainly

565
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: sounds like you're trying to mess with me or whatever

566
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: it was. But then he did the same. It's another

567
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: one of his things where he goes like, tap tap tap,

568
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: it's so funny to me. And then we get him

569
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: again and he turns around and he pulls out a

570
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: lighter and it's a fucking crack lighter. Yo, who's got

571
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: a crack light and that lighter. That gift is one

572
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: of my favorite gifts. Uh, you can find for a

573
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: burn baby. Find that gift on the interweb's people, I

574
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: send it all the time. It's Rex bumps into him

575
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: and almost knocks his coffee into him. He goes, did

576
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: you try to burn me? I don't know if that

577
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: was a specially rigged lighter or oh yeah, man, they

578
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: turned that into a crack lighter. Goes, a burn for

579
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: a burn baby. That's in the Bible. Is so funny.

580
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud at that lighter that's in the Bible.

581
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: Um okay, So then okay, we talked about how Ted

582
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: the lawyer is very upset about mitigate and litigate. We

583
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: talked about Kelso's a and everything like that. But when

584
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: they find out, when Elliott and the janitor find out,

585
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: they confront him and the janitor says, you're old, and

586
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: she gives him uh you know. Uh. Kelso isn't really

587
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: into the fact that they're talking about his age, and

588
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: Elliot tries to reverse it and tell them all of

589
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: the perks of being old, and the janitor is like, yeah,

590
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: like you know, when you're when you fart and people

591
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,959
Speaker 1: think it's cute. And Kelso's talking and then he farts

592
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: and Elliott goes, oh see, I'm sorry audience that uh

593
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: we included the rare fart joke, but it's it was

594
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: a very funny fart joke. It wasn't very funny fart joke.

595
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: People think it's cute when you do, and he's like,

596
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play. Oh, let me you skip something.

597
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: When Sam goes, um, Carla walks off pissed from Johnny

598
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: scene and Sam goes chicks Huh. They're all soft and cuddly,

599
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: but you never get to be with one. They're all

600
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: soft and all right. So um yeah, So the janitor

601
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: um um and and and and Sarah Elliot are gonna

602
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: throw at party. They throw it and they and they

603
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: put ted in charge of the decorations. Yes, and he

604
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: gets Hanaka decorations because they're on sale. They're on sale,

605
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: which gives us the joy of seeing Snoop dog resident

606
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: in Yamica right on. Also gives us the joy of

607
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: seeing Lena. I think this is the first time Shelena

608
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: has been on the show. Am I correct, Um, I

609
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: don't know, um Shelena. For those of you don't know,

610
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: took over for Renee and we called her new Renee

611
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: for a little bit. Yeah, she was Sara's standing and uh,

612
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 1: she's awesome. She was in our in our our close

613
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: friend group on set, she became she she grew. She

614
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: was the mermaid at the wedding and stuff like that.

615
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: But she was in so many episodes like, oh, really

616
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 1: this was her first appearance or not. I don't know either,

617
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: but this is the first time I be saying, holy shit, Shelina. Yeah,

618
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: and uh, I just want to say that I laughed

619
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: at the Honeka stuff so much. And then when he

620
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: holds out the electric banoah and says make a wish.

621
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: I mean this whole this whole episode is about the

622
00:35:55,640 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: importance of being young at heart. Yeah, but all so

623
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 1: being able to be a grown up, to be grown

624
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: up enough or mature enough to handle your shit. Like

625
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: that's really what this episode is about. Can You Stay?

626
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: It was a great Twilight Zone the movie Can You

627
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: Stay with fresh young minds and a fresh young heart

628
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: even though you're getting older? Well, I got to say that,

629
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: um I thought you know it asked we you and

630
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: I are are are are are late forties sad to say,

631
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: and um, and we keep it young and silly. And

632
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: I think that, um, you know, I don't feel forty seven.

633
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: I feel very young at heart. And so I identify

634
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: with JD. I mean, obviously he's, you know, in his thirties,

635
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: but he wants to find a way to be young

636
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: at heart and be a good dad and be a

637
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: good doctor. But still there's no He's like, why do

638
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: I have to give up the silliness that I have

639
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: with my best friend? And I feel that's very true

640
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: in real life for you me and you, you know,

641
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: like your your wife is literally like, guys, please, you're

642
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: doing you're doing a two person in congoline. I meanwhile,

643
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: we're like having we're laughing ours, we're having the time

644
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: of our life. I looked up a couple of times

645
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: when people were enjoying the fact that we were doing

646
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: a two person congo line. Oh man. We did a

647
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: lot of shots, a lot of shots. And then I

648
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: and then you know, look those burgers at the end

649
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: of the night. Listen, I'm gonna just say, straight up,

650
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: baby the baby Gallah, thank you for having us. What

651
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: an amazing evening. It was great for a great such

652
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: an amazing evening. I hope I get invited back next year.

653
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: I think you will. Donald, I think you were the

654
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: life at the party. Um. And then the show ends

655
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: with oh I wanted one thing we have to go

656
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: back to at fourteen twenty nine, Donald has a very

657
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: big chunk of medical jargon. Oh you can tell them acting,

658
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: and I remember, I remember this. If you're looking at

659
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: the normal cut pattern of US scene, you might ask

660
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: yourself why did the director choose to so quickly go

661
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: into a tight close up of an actor. It's because

662
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: the only time that particular actor was able to ever

663
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: get that medical jargon out in one sentence was it

664
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: was by the time we got into the That's when

665
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: you listen as an actor. This is when you know

666
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: you're fucking up if they go, Okay, we've got to

667
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: do the master all right. Now we're gonna do the

668
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 1: two shot. Okay. Now we're gonna do the single. Okay.

669
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna go tighter on your single. Okay, we

670
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: gotta go a little bit tighter on your single. Okay,

671
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: gonna go a little bit tighter this time. As a director,

672
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta be strategic because if the actors in

673
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: their head as Donald. I'm sure you were because you

674
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: were not getting this first of all, it was hard,

675
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: and I'm sure you didn't even look at it until

676
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: that morning. No, I didn't look at it until that.

677
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: You could see the nervousness in my face as I'm saying.

678
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: When you're directing, you're like, I can't give this actor

679
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: a panic attack. They gotta get it. But you don't

680
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: want to keep going over and over. Now, as a director,

681
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: you might go, this line probably plays best in this size,

682
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: But if the actor is not getting it in that

683
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: size and you're looking at the clock and you got

684
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: to move on and you don't want to make give

685
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: them like panic attack, You're like, all right, well let's go,

686
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 1: let's go tighter. Well, and then you just keep going

687
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: tighter because you're they at least feel like you're moving on.

688
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: You're moving forward, right, But I know, but I know that,

689
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: like this motherfucker does not know this line, and we

690
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: gotta get this line, and we're losing time by the

691
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: end of it, your face and the screen. But it

692
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: was just shy of like your eyebrows, tear your bottom lip. Oh.

693
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you, guys, I did something that

694
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: I've never done before. So you know I work out.

695
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: I told you that, Yes, we know that I worked

696
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: out listening to our podcast while editing. Oh did you laugh? Dude?

697
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: I laughed so fucking hard. That's good that the people

698
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: in the gym were like, are you laughing at me?

699
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm

700
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: listening to I'm did tell you listening to your own podcast?

701
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: Did you know I'm listening to a podcast I'm listening to?

702
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: You know? We all we always listened back before we

703
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: put it out, just just to make sure we got

704
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: everything right and didn't say anything too stupid. And I

705
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: laugh out loud all the time. I find this show

706
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: very funny. I guess somebody, Daniel, do you find it

707
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: funny when you're editing it. I definitely get a good

708
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: chuckle hearing the jokes, especially sometimes when you're occasionally not

709
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: here and then you edit last. Honestly, I love I

710
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: love I mean, I don't absolutely love being here, but

711
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: I love getting a fresh list of the episode, being like, oh,

712
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: what are the jokes? Oh yeah. I definitely laugh out

713
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: loud and I hope people listening to too. And we

714
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 1: didn't talk about do you want to talk about her? Well,

715
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: we don't want to do any spoilers, but we can

716
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: briefly say how good it was. Do you want to talk?

717
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Joel said it was the best escape in a Star

718
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: Wars movie ever. She said, by that principle, even though

719
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: you do I disagree. Wait, you're talking about You're talking

720
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: about last week though not this week. She's talking about this.

721
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: The escape was great. But then there is a pilot Imperial.

722
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: No spoilers, but man, that show. I'm gonna go on.

723
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a lemon say this. I

724
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: will say the Death Star escape in a new and

725
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: a Return of the Jedi is a little bit better. Okay,

726
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the Asteroid Field and Empire is a

727
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: little bit better. And I'm gonna say and I'm gonna

728
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: say the Obi Wan escaping Django Fete in Attack of

729
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: the Clones is probably one of the best. All Right,

730
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: these are very specific. Can I say something? Yeah, other

731
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: than Wally, I don't think I've ever had tears infect Oh,

732
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: this robot like it is so well done, Like I

733
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: got tears in my eyes and I it's like I

734
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: want this robot like I love him Yeah. I love

735
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: him and I have such empathy for him. It's just

736
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: so well done. The fact that he's older and has

737
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: a stutter and and he's damaged, and oh my goodness,

738
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: it's like, obviously it's meant to evoke an old animal

739
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: like a pet for people, but it, man, does it

740
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: work on me? I got I got like tears my

741
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: eyes thinking about that robot. I'm very excited for the finale.

742
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: I want that robot. I want like, if they make

743
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: a life size replica sideshow sideshow, if you make a

744
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: life size sideshow, dear sideshow, when you make the life

745
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: size replica, I want one, you know. So it we're

746
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: coming to the final episode of that series. Uh for

747
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: the season. I'm gonna just say something. And I understand

748
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: that not a lot of people are watching the show,

749
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: and that's I think, I think on let me, let

750
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: me just finish. Even if that's not true, the strategy

751
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: is to put it on Hulu and all of these

752
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 1: other networks. And I feel like the fact that there's

753
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: a even if it's just a small group, even if

754
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: it's not the amount of people that they want to

755
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: watch it, I feel like there's something really special about

756
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: the people that have found and or you know what

757
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean on Disney plus dude, I find I'm just

758
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: from seeing on Reddit and Daniel and Joel you could

759
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 1: you could probably laying on this better than than I.

760
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 1: People love it. Um, yeah, but it is. It is.

761
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: It's lower ratings because the children aren't watching. But I

762
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: think there's I think Disney has Lucas has to be

763
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: clear that there's an audience for this show, right. I

764
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: just don't want them to saturate it and try and

765
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: be like, we got to turn this into, you know,

766
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: a mainstream story so that we can get more eyes

767
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: on it. I would prefer the way it is, That's

768
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I prefer it the way it is.

769
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: And I love the fact that there's a small group

770
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: of us. If it is a small group or there's

771
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 1: a group of us, I think it's just smaller because

772
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: you take out the kids who have no interest. But

773
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: but there's plenty of that's still a big audience, right too. Well,

774
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: you know better than no. There was some concern about

775
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: its viewership. The first three episodes saw pretty large numbers

776
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 1: and then it tanked all right U until episode six,

777
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: which is the heist episode. Then it exploded. It's recovering

778
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: and rebounding. But they are trying to help people science audience.

779
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: A lot of Star Wars like fair Weather fans didn't

780
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: know about it. I think it's a critical darling and

781
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: I think it'll continue. Oh, I think it's going to

782
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: win a lot of awards. And by the way, sometimes

783
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: sometimes these streamers will make something um that's that's not um,

784
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: you know the biggest juggernaut success for awards. I think

785
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: it's there's no way the show I'm not going to

786
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: win creative. Let's stay on that. And that's what I'm saying.

787
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: Let's stay on that energy instead of trying to Star

788
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: Wars doesn't always have to be this big spectacle, and

789
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: and Or's the perfect example of it, you know what

790
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: I mean. Let's keep it like that, you know what

791
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean, to try and make it so that more

792
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: people will view it in order for it to be popular.

793
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: Is I disagree with that? You know a show is

794
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: good when like the next morning you're still thinking about

795
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: a sad robot. Right, Well, you know you know a

796
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: show is good when it stops and you're like, you

797
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: know what, I think I just need to watch it

798
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: one more time to see if I missed anything. Oh

799
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: you know what else? I know this is not for you, Donald,

800
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: but maybe Joe Allendale. The Crown is incredible this season.

801
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: Forget about it. The Princess Die comparisons. No, but Elizabeth

802
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: TEBECKI is incredible as Princess Diana. And the acting across

803
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: the board, every single speaking part in that show, and

804
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: the design. I mean, I think it's known as one

805
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: of the most expensive shows on television. It is. It

806
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: is just beautiful and so well acted, and um, I

807
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: highly recommend it to people who like um dialogue and

808
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: great acting. It's very very well done. And she's just

809
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: she's she's gonna win the award. I mean, she's incredible.

810
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: All Right, Um, should we take a quick break and

811
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: then we'll listen to some some pitches from fans. We'll

812
00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: be right back these balls. Everybody likes a little last play. Dude,

813
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: fuck your sound of fuck, fuck your sound effects machine. Class. Sorry,

814
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: just giving someone of some greatest hits a fuck sake.

815
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: Just stop talking about your WILLI is right, Sorry we didn't.

816
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: I gotta give a shout out to this little um spinner.

817
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: I love Wait what huh, it's like a little figet spinner.

818
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: What did you think it was dirty? I did think

819
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 1: of something dirty. No, it's a fidget spinner, you know, Like,

820
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: I know the fidget spinner craze is over, but I actually,

821
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: as someone who's always highly tense and wired, really like,

822
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: um fucking with this thing. Um. It's made by Yogi

823
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: y o g I and uh, I just keep it

824
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: in my pocket and I flick it and what behind.

825
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: It's better. I'm not talking about genitis. The name fidget

826
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: spinner sounds dirty. The ship's called a fidget spinner, dude. Yeah,

827
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: that's what all of those fidget spinners were when everyone

828
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 1: had the living a thing since like twenty nineteen. Well,

829
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: I don't discreet that one. Is that it fits up.

830
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we lost that. It doesn't vibrate down

831
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: by the way. If it did vibrate, you could use

832
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: this sex. But it doesn't. By the way, Yogi, you

833
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: should make one that has a sex tell but there

834
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: comes in lots of colors. This is not that um.

835
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: But if you're if you're if you're an anxious person,

836
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: I recommend this. It fits. It comes with different m

837
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: sizes for your fingers and you just play with it.

838
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: All right, Donald's cracking up. All right, we'll move on here.

839
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: All right, Joel, what do you have for us? Like

840
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: you're like a fucking general Kizak and Donald and Joel

841
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: and Daniel um driving right now. So it's probably a

842
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: little loud, but I was just listening to your newest episode,

843
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: and I have a few things to say. For one,

844
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: as far as a custom cereal goes, you guys definitely

845
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: have to do chocolate and vanilla bears with marshmallows. Zagnesis marshmallows,

846
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 1: so I think that would be the perfect custom cereal.

847
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: But as far as what to do after Scrubs ends,

848
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: I think a really funny an interesting show to do

849
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: the podcast on would be The Middle because you still

850
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: could get some of those insights from Neil, and if

851
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: Neil is available, you can have him on the show more.

852
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: I've actually never seen The Middle, but since Neil is

853
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: so funny, I'm assuming it's hilarious and I remember my

854
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: parents really loving it, So yeah, that would be my

855
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: suggestion for if you're going to continue the podcast and

856
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: incorporate a rewatch show, you should try doing The Middle.

857
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: This is going to be shorter than two minutes, but

858
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: These are my pitches for Cereal and for shows. You guys,

859
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: I love the cereal. You had me at the Cereal,

860
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: I did you? Well? Is there any movement? Um on

861
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: has been placed and research is being done because I

862
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: just saw this Snoop dog is you know, he he's

863
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 1: very He's a big theme in this episode. But he

864
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: m he just released a line of dog clothing. And

865
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: I just feel that, you know, if you get the

866
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: right person on the phone, you can make anything happen.

867
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: We're gonna get a Cereal. I want it. Donald, aren't

868
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: you so excited about You know, a lot of these

869
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: celebrities make alcohol brands. We're gonna make We're gonna make

870
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: our billions off cereal and it's gonna be it's gonna

871
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: be heart healthy and taste good too. Yeah. I don't know.

872
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: I think we should. Yeah, well, I don't know if

873
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: it'll be hard healthy. Oh god, it has to be

874
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: herd healthy. It's gonna have marshmallows in it. I want

875
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: there to be some peanut butter flavoring in it too,

876
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: marshmallows and peanut butter flavors. It's gonna be like a

877
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's. It's gonna be like a Ben and

878
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: Jerry's cereal. It's just super junk. By the way, I

879
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: tried to have a pine of Ben and Jerry's in

880
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: my house and and have it lasted day. It did not.

881
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's

882
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: like it was a Netflix and chill. Oh, it's pretty good.

883
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: One taste like it's got brown Yes, yes, tastes like

884
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: dry humping on the couch. Um, No, it's some it's

885
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 1: some brown good that sounds delicious. Um it's I think

886
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: it's brownie, peanut butter, ice cream, pretzel and maybe cookie,

887
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: though I'm not exactly sure. As good as heck. And

888
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: I looked at it, I closed the freezer, and then

889
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: I went off and didn't went about my day. In

890
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: the back, I stared her down, took a couple of bites.

891
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 1: Did you say, no, No, you do this thing where

892
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: you go I'm only gonna go to this far in

893
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: the pump master cut off. And then you get to

894
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: the cutoff point where you're like one more layer, but

895
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: not all the way down, just another little layer. I'm

896
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: just gonna like scrape a little surface layer off, and

897
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: then you start seeing a little hinto the bottom and

898
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I can see the bottom. And then

899
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: the serving size is like three servings. You're like, oh,

900
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: what's that? How many calories that you do the math

901
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck. So I've been I've been trying

902
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: to concentrate on how much sugar I'm eating nowadays, and

903
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: I realized, holy shit, I eat a lot of sugar. Yeah,

904
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: well that's that's so stupid for your workout. So that's

905
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: like totally counterproductive. All that's gonna do is add fat. Yeah,

906
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: but you're gonna give yourself a treat here and there,

907
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: but every day that's okay. So here, okay. So if

908
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: that's the case, well just canceling out any cardio you're doing.

909
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: So that's that's the point. It's like you cardio for

910
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: like a half hour whatever, you know. You know. So

911
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: I've been I've been baking lately for the past week

912
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: and a half. These are the things I've baked. I

913
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: baked sweet potato pie bars. They were delicious, and then

914
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: made apple apple pie crumble bars. Yeah that delicious, that's great.

915
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: And then I just made blueberry pie crumble bars. You're

916
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: torturing yourself. Let me tell you something. Listen, my wife

917
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: is like, are you trying to kill the kids? I

918
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: do love baking. I love baking tremendously. Like, look, a

919
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: perfect day for me would be and I don't get

920
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: to do this often, but a perfect day for me,

921
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: and I can do it fast now too, that's the

922
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: other thing, Like I've been doing it long enough that

923
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: I can get it done within thirty minutes, you know

924
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: what I mean. But perfect day would be get stone,

925
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: bake a bunch of cakes, cook some meat, you know

926
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, maybe a vegetable or two here, like

927
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving would be. Well, it sounds like your favorite holidays coming.

928
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,959
Speaker 1: Are you gonna make an apple pie? Are you gonna

929
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: make an apple pie? Am I gonna make an apple pie?

930
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a bunch of pies, and it's only

931
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: gonna be four of us, So if you guys are hungry,

932
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: I'll send it your way, you know. And so this

933
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: is what I thought. I was like, So after I

934
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: made the blueberry pie, right, and it's this is the

935
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: third pie in the last week and a half that's

936
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: been made in this house, right, and I'm like, damn,

937
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Am I? I can't eat all of

938
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: this because I'm gonna get sick. I'll get diabetes if

939
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: I eat all of this shit. But I'm looking at

940
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: it like that shit is so good. Though, I'm like,

941
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: what can I do? And then it came to me,

942
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: I know exactly what to do. This is a lot

943
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: of baked thinking. This is like a lot of weed thinking.

944
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hire a pastry rapper and I'm gonna cook.

945
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this is where the Snoop Dog, when the

946
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: stoop Dog was the snoop Dog hired a blunt roller.

947
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna hire a page and I'll

948
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: cook these things and I'll have a couple of bites

949
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: of it, and then i'll chop it up and have

950
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: the pastry wrapper wrapp it and I'll send it to

951
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: my friends and I'll just give it. That way, I can.

952
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: I can make all the shit that I want to

953
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: eat and then give it away and not feel like, Okay,

954
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill myself with diabetes and I'm killing I

955
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: don't think you need a professional pastry roller. You guys

956
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: aren't going to eat that shit if I just send

957
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: it to you, though, Yes, if I send you a

958
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: pie and some Tupper where you're gonna look at him

959
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: eat that that. Well, you think, I don't trust you

960
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: as long as you don't put weed in it. If

961
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: you do put weed in it, you can set it

962
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 1: to me. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

963
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: So I'm think it's on the middle then, yeah, and

964
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: the no on the middle. I love Neil Flynn, um um,

965
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: and I think there's some very funny stuff in the middle.

966
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't watch the whole series, but I

967
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: did watch some of season one and thought it was

968
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: really really good, super talented people. But um, certainly not

969
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 1: a show I would I would want to dedicate um

970
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: stop much time too. But but she but it's funny

971
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 1: that she's the young woman didn't even haven't even watched

972
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: it herself. I think you guys should watched The Middle

973
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: funny because I want to hear what it's about. Yeah,

974
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: if we did pick a show, it would be a show.

975
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: I think that we were we were really into um yeah, okay,

976
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: all right, So here's the idea. A second idea is

977
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: is for a future project for for Donald and I

978
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: and who knows, maybe even the great writer Neil Goldman

979
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: go on, Hello f D r F Crew. It's Stephen

980
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: Brandon here with some sitcom ideas for Zach and Donald.

981
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: God forbid Donald's upcoming show doesn't work out. I have

982
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 1: a tree ideas that might just work for you. Piggybacking

983
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 1: off your Twilight Zone anthology series idea. You could film

984
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: all three of these as pilots and then air them

985
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 1: and then have a vote to see which one should

986
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 1: go to series. That could be a fun idea. Anyway,

987
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: here are the three calm ideas. Two mismatched men discover

988
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: they are half brothers when they attend their mutual father's funeral. However,

989
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: in order to receive their wealthy inheritance, they must live

990
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: together for a year and become real brothers. Zack and

991
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 1: Donald are long lost brothers in Chocolate and Vanilla Australian Brandon.

992
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: All I gonna say is Vanilla. That's funny. I love

993
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: this guy's voice, but I shoe for the show in

994
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: this episode Donald and Zach. If Movie Phone still existed,

995
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: he would be the voice from if you know the

996
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: name of the movie Michael see pros one by the way.

997
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: By the way, it'd be funny if it was an

998
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: anthology series. If every week this guy comes on, he's

999
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 1: like in this week's episode, here's the set up, what

1000
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: was the ship when a guy would sit in a

1001
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: chair before the before the movie would come on. He

1002
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: would sit in there like a child. What is that, Daniel,

1003
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: that's like you know, the guy the crypt Keeper. No,

1004
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: that's a that's a different that's a different, different version

1005
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: of example. But yeah, yeah, but let let's just call

1006
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: he'd be like the cryb Keeper. Right. Did you watch

1007
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 1: Tales from the cryb Yeah, yeah, I never watched it. Yeah.

1008
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: Were you scared? Yeah, that's even even the Tales from

1009
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: the Crib guy scared me. It's scary. That's a weird face.

1010
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: It just made me laugh. He made me laugh, man. Yeah,

1011
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't want to. I didn't want to

1012
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: watch it because I couldn't make it through the Tales

1013
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: from the crypts guy's introduction. It was a practical puppet,

1014
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: I know. But I was a kid, we were little. Yeah,

1015
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: thank all right, continue with his ideas, please idea number two.

1016
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: Two activist parents on the run for crimes against corporations

1017
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: come out of hiding to attend the wedding of their

1018
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 1: gay son, only to be caught by the police and

1019
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: sentenced to house arrest with their son and his new groom.

1020
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: Zack and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest? Were

1021
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: the parents in Zack and Donald gay newlyweds and dand

1022
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: I need that as a sound like Za please grabs

1023
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: that sound. But Zach and Donald gay newlyweds in arrest,

1024
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 1: house arrest. I'm gonna say something. It's like British big off.

1025
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: I want him to do. I want him to do

1026
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: a few more. I don't want this just to be yes.

1027
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: What's his name? Wait? But Brandon, you please? Will you please?

1028
00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 1: Submit every week? Brandon? Please, Brandon, please please? Brandon. I

1029
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 1: just also like his pitch style. He says it quick

1030
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: and then he's like, Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds. Alright, alright?

1031
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 1: Number three two divorced dad neighbors start a podcast about

1032
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 1: how to raise children. However, when they come to blows

1033
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: on how best to raise their kids, they agree to

1034
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: swap children for a month to see who the better

1035
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: parent really is. Zack and Donald are buddy podcasters in

1036
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: child swap. Hopefully one of these ideas might make the whiteboard.

1037
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: If not, feel free to sell all them to Doozer Inc.

1038
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: Thanks very much and all the best to me any day.

1039
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: Brandon Brandon, you're very funny. Any day. You can pitch

1040
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: it to me any day, as long as you're very funny.

1041
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: And I promise you that Doozers are going to steal

1042
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: all those ideas even if we don't back Donald gay Newlyweds,

1043
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: Stephen Brandon, Stephen Brandon. I messed up his name step

1044
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: Stephen Brandon, literally Stephen Stephen and Joel's and Joel's defense, Steven,

1045
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 1: that's confusing. You have two first, it's like being named

1046
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: Zach Josh, Zach Josh, Donald Stephen. Oh, those are very

1047
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: funny ideas, and you're a funny man. I'm not sure

1048
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna play gay newly weds? Um, why not? That'd

1049
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: be hilarious. Just just let's we should just entertain the

1050
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: pitch like like like, look, I don't think we're allowed

1051
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: to play gay newly weds environment Joell are we We

1052
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: can't even do a gig. Some people would frown upon it.

1053
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: There we go. I'm not talking about that. I'm saying

1054
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 1: we should do like we should do uh with the pitch.

1055
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: We leave his voiceover and we just act out what

1056
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: he's describing in the pitch in short little scenes. What

1057
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,480
Speaker 1: I like. What I like most about Stephen Brandon, Charles

1058
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: Chris Joshua's pitch is the idea of a cryp Keeper

1059
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: like character. Like it's I'm still stuck on this anthology idea, right,

1060
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: every every episode's different, But a cryp Keeper like guy,

1061
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: perhaps with an Australian accent, gives the setup for let's

1062
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: explained what's happening in each episode. So sit down and

1063
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: watch Zack and Donald as gay newleywed's in. But that's

1064
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 1: what's amazing about the anthology idea, dude, Like one episode

1065
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 1: could be a full blown sitcom. One episode is like

1066
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: a black mirror like trippy thing. Like everyone could be different,

1067
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: we can do anything. I love that. I'm I'm so

1068
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: into like that so far. Stephen Zaindonald chocolate and vanilla.

1069
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, everybody, as you prepare your pitches, uh,

1070
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: you know, be more like Stephen Brandon. All right, that's

1071
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 1: the show, ere, buddy. Um, we hope you have you guys.

1072
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: We hope you have a healthy, um positive good week.

1073
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: We love you, we care about you. We thank you

1074
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: for tuning in. I miss you all. I miss so much,

1075
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: you all, and not the not the three of you.

1076
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm talking to all the fans out there, the fans

1077
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: I miss, all the fans I miss when y'all used to,

1078
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: you know, hitting me in my DMS to tell me

1079
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: that you know, although this week you guys did hit

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01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: me in the DM to tell me how MS. No

1081
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Speaker 1: what wait no what