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Speaker 1: Welcome to Straight You a lab an intellectual podcast about

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Speaker 1: straight culture and also a stupid podcast about nothing. Don't

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Speaker 1: say that, it's just true. I don't want to lie

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Speaker 1: to our listeners. I'm George Severe and I'm Sam Taggart

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Speaker 1: and this is sad podcast starts now. Hello, Hi, knock, knock,

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Speaker 1: anybody on there? Hello, I'm I'm scared? Is anyone here?

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Speaker 1: Am I all alone? Hello? Hello? Is this working? Oh? No, Sam,

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Speaker 1: you keep freezing. That's not true. No, that's actually a

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Speaker 1: callback because we're doing that time thing. That's right, we're

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Speaker 1: doing a call back to something you haven't heard yet.

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Speaker 1: Because guess what, sweetie pies, we are recording this intro

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Speaker 1: after the episode you're about to hear was already recorded.

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Speaker 1: We know everything that's about to happen, and we know

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Speaker 1: you're gonna eat it right out of the tolm of

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Speaker 1: our hands. Oh, you're gonna be gobbling this ship up.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be absolutely adoring each and every word. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna be crashing your car because you're gonna be wondering

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna say next. There's gonna be a wall

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Speaker 1: Street's gonna collapse because they're gonna be too busy laughing

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Speaker 1: at our witty observations. It's going to be a blood

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Speaker 1: bath because you are. Everyone will be gobble gobble gobbling

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Speaker 1: up as though they're having Thanksgiving dinner while also driving

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Speaker 1: a car into the Fearless Girl statue on Wall Street.

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Speaker 1: It will be seen as a hate crime against all

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Speaker 1: young girls, and we will be tried for war crimes

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Speaker 1: in the Hague. Oh because you little idiots couldn't just

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Speaker 1: listen to an episode without crashing your car. So you

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Speaker 1: may be wondering why are we doing that time thing. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: we're doing that time thing because actually the tables have

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Speaker 1: turned and my Internet was very, very bad. Real fans

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Speaker 1: will remember, of course, the premiere, the season premiere of

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Speaker 1: this season, which we of course celebrated with a red

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Speaker 1: carpeted event that only micro influencers were invited to and

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Speaker 1: we're not allowed to post about um. During that episode,

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Speaker 1: I in fact was having Internet issues and we had

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Speaker 1: to re record our intro with her dear friends Matt

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Speaker 1: and Bowen, and I said, I'm not going to be humiliated.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm going to sabotage the WiFi. And

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Speaker 1: Sam's on Sam's block, so that his wife I will

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Speaker 1: not work for a future episode. And honestly, that was

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Speaker 1: such a learning experience because when your wife I wasn't working.

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Speaker 1: I'll admit it, I said, this is George's fault. I said,

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Speaker 1: George's doing something wrong. I knew you were thinking that.

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Speaker 1: And when I also admitted can also admit something, I

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Speaker 1: thought the same thing when had happened to you. Even

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Speaker 1: though I had had the experience, I knew what it

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Speaker 1: was like to be in that situation. In that moment,

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Speaker 1: I felt how unprofessional to not have checked your WiFi.

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Speaker 1: I swear I've never had an issue with it. And

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Speaker 1: then that time, of course, decided not to work, which

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Speaker 1: is a huge lay. But now it's actually better because

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Speaker 1: we get to record the intro um well after the fact.

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Speaker 1: This is actually what I like to call Mark Marin ing,

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Speaker 1: where you you do the interview and then later in

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Speaker 1: the intro talk about how good the interview is. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys. You know, I almost did a Mark Marin impression.

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Speaker 1: But I actually, as I was starting it, I thought,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to do this, do you know?

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Speaker 1: I um, when I first started to stand up, I

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Speaker 1: used to do like an impression that was like Mark

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Speaker 1: Marin Dr Seuss, Well, you gotta do it. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It wasn't good. It was just sort

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Speaker 1: what was hello? What? No? I can't do it? I

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Speaker 1: can't do it. Yeah. I was like, Hey, what the

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Speaker 1: fucker's what the fucking here's? What the fun knicks, what

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Speaker 1: the fucking newsles, what the fun us newsles? What the

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Speaker 1: fun douzels? And what the fuck newsles? Like, take me back?

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Speaker 1: I miss here? Who are we ever? So? Yeah, where

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Speaker 1: are we ever? Saying oh God, but George, you actually

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Speaker 1: have a huge development that I want to talk about,

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Speaker 1: a breaking news development. So everyone please pull over so

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Speaker 1: you don't crash into the other Wall Street statue with

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Speaker 1: the bowl. You've already done enough damage, so please relax.

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Speaker 1: You've damaged Fearless Girl and actually turned the volume down.

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Speaker 1: Um so as you may remember this at this point

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Speaker 1: for you listener, will be two episodes ago. During the

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Speaker 1: John early episode, I mentioned that there are pigeons that

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Speaker 1: but keep going, you know, talking about But the issue

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Speaker 1: is that. So my friend Carrie, who happens to be

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Speaker 1: a neighbor of mine, she lives two doors down, listened

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Speaker 1: the culprit of your pigeon problem. Her landlord is such

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Speaker 1: a pigeon lover that he spreads food for the pigeons

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Speaker 1: He offered to replace four free multiple AC units in

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Speaker 1: to stop feeding the pigeons, he actually was like, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'll take money out of my own pocket to replace

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Speaker 1: ship all again. This is joker vibes. It's joker vibes,

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Speaker 1: and it's also toxic peda behavior. I'm talking about people

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Speaker 1: for the ethical treatment of animals. Oh, I know who

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. Taking it. It's this is this is

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Speaker 1: of a person. Well, yeah, like the pigeons shouldn't be thriving,

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Speaker 1: they should be sure they can live, but they shouldn't

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Speaker 1: And I'm not I want to know, I'm not actually exaggerating.

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Speaker 1: It does appear that they are having intercourse. One time

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Speaker 1: Turns out literally it was napping. We knocked on the

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Speaker 1: But but as you said, you know you don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I'm I would never murder a pigeon. I would never

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Speaker 1: harm a pigeon. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: it food. No. I mean I wouldn't harm a pigeon,

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Speaker 1: but if somebody else did, I wouldn't stop them. No

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Speaker 1: sam stopping. No. I mean if there was some big,

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Speaker 1: to live too. Well. Yes, I mean, it's hard work

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Speaker 1: get it. That podcasting and a hard day's work and

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Speaker 1: a hard day's work is good. Hard day's work, It's

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Speaker 1: a hard day's work is a good work. But only

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Speaker 1: if you can get it. But but here's the thing, though,

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Speaker 1: I actually don't You don't need to harm the pigeon,

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Speaker 1: because what's beautiful about this gorgeous ecosystem we live in

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Speaker 1: natural balance to things. You don't actually need to harm

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Speaker 1: the pigeons. They will generally stay out of your way.

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Speaker 1: If you just did nothing, they would not be having

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Speaker 1: occasionally visiting and then leaving. Well, and you bring up

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Speaker 1: a really important fact which is kind of a tenant

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Speaker 1: of my life. And I've felt this way about a

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Speaker 1: lot of topics, and I feel I continue to feel

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Speaker 1: this way about a lot of topics. The correct way

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Speaker 1: to feel is always neutral. If you feel neither positive

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Speaker 1: when you love the pigeons, it sucks everything up. When

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Speaker 1: you hate the pigeons, it wucks everything up. If you

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Speaker 1: just let them be, life finds a way and the

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Speaker 1: is perfect. The perfect amount of pigeons is some dying

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Speaker 1: and some living. One hundred percent. I could not agree more.

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Speaker 1: And I would go so far as to say, you know,

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Speaker 1: And I have to say I have taken the opposite

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Speaker 1: approach to the rats in my backyard. For an update

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Speaker 1: for the listeners bringing, actually I cannot go into that

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Speaker 1: But let's just say no one is say the rats

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Speaker 1: They're they're um sort of looking to move out of

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Speaker 1: debate setting, I get upset you do, whereas I'll say it,

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Speaker 1: I thrive a debate. So oh, I mean that's I mean,

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Speaker 1: most toxic personalities is like I love a good spirited debate.

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Speaker 1: I know. Well, it's because I did debate in high school.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, and can I tell you something. You know,

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Speaker 1: I of course was perceptive enough to get out, and

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Speaker 1: and so that's why I got out and became an

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Speaker 1: altar writer performer. However, that stays with you. It's like

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Speaker 1: how people that you know were raised Catholic still have

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Speaker 1: that way with the religion of high school debate, where like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I have moved on technically, but I haven't done the internal.

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Speaker 1: I haven't decolonized from within. No, Well, because high school

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Speaker 1: debate is trauma and say that, and so you're walking

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Speaker 1: around dripping in trauma, and we're gonna have to do

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Speaker 1: a lot of work, and because of capitalism, you have

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Speaker 1: time to do it. I mean, capitalism kind of makes

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Speaker 1: high school debaters out of all of us or worse. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're worse rat killers. There is something honestly, if yeah,

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Speaker 1: like if I didn't have to work, I would not

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Speaker 1: it's a dog eat dog world, and you feel, actually

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Speaker 1: in the economy, like you're competing with the rats because

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Speaker 1: with in complicity in straight culture. And you have to

424
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: choose simply between one thing or another thing. And the

425
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: one rule is you can't ask any follow up questions

426
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,479
Speaker 1: about how the game works. Sam take it away, okay,

427
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: Christianity or miss congeniality. Christianity for sure, the sound of

428
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 1: music or the taste of a cop salad. Hold the

429
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: bacon dressing on the side, on the hold the bacon

430
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,719
Speaker 1: dressing on the side. Use your name taken or being forsaken,

431
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: Use her name taken. Being a successful businessman but never

432
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: having read a book in your life or being a

433
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: sophisticated urbanite artist but not being able to locate Ukraine

434
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: on a map. Being a successful businessman but never having

435
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: read a book in your life. Yeah, huge, Fighting to

436
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: the death or kissing than having sex, I would say,

437
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: fighting to the dead, okay, Hannah, traveling up state to

438
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 1: see the fall foliage, or taking an extra shift at

439
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: work so you can pay off your mortgage. Um, taking

440
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,479
Speaker 1: an extra shift at work so you can pay off

441
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: your mortgage. Okay. Fish and chips, chips and dips or

442
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: piss and ships? Would you mind repeating that fish and chips,

443
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: chips and dips or ships and piss gods? Him? Your

444
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: connection is just tough right now? If you wouldn't know, Sam, actually,

445
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: could you repeat that a few more times once more?

446
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: Is it really work? It is? I'm gonna have to

447
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: go ahead and fit with say and fish and chips. Sam. Wow,

448
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 1: that's not what I expected, but I respected. Yeah, that's

449
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: not what I expected. But you know what, that's actually

450
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:26,400
Speaker 1: more subversive for you to pick fish and chips. M Yeah,

451
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: you're doing Actually, you're doing like one of the rules

452
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: of comedy. That's like leading us to think you're going

453
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: to choose ship and piss and then choosing chips ships. Anyway, Hannah,

454
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: your final question is the cats me out or Jake

455
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: Choen hall ow Ow stupid. It's gotta be Jake, Joe

456
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: and Hallow. You know, you know, we rate our guests

457
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: formants on the scale of zero to one thousand doves.

458
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: And I'm willing to go there and say, actually, the

459
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: bait and switch you did with fish and chips earned

460
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: you one thousands. Yeah, I think you got a thousand dollars.

461
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: And I also I think what I was appreciating throughout

462
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: your play of that game was the business mindset. I

463
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: could see that you had the billionaire mindset and you

464
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: were ready to trade, sell, you know, invest. I could

465
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: see it all math leate you mean, but with business

466
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: terms flying around your head. You know, you have an

467
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: escorp and a high lsy and you know when to

468
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: use these credit card and you guessed it. I am

469
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: setting up a five oh three five four C five four,

470
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: So I have got to get me one of those.

471
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: You know, I've heard that's the most unethical one you

472
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: can do, and that's why I'm doing it. It's the

473
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: opposite of a nonprofit. You actually take money from the poor. Yeah, yes,

474
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: that's that billion. Our mindset, that's what that's that billion

475
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm doing. That is so huge. God.

476
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: So George, what are you investing in these days? You

477
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: know what? There's you know what I'm investing in. You're

478
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 1: what I'm investing in this conversation because I am jonesing

479
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: to find out what the topic is for the day.

480
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: Love okay, genius vibes. So, Hannah, I want you in

481
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: your own words. Of course, I would not ever ask

482
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: you to do something in someone else's words. That would

483
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: be deeply problematic. No, and no, acting is problematic. Yeah,

484
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: it's like you're lying about like who you are, like

485
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: what year you're from. Okay, that's crazy. Like as an

486
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: out and proud gay man, I could never do that. Yeah. So, Hannah,

487
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: I know that. You know you've been in the past

488
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: rewarded for acting, and it is a skill you're actually

489
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: very good at. We need you to put that aside,

490
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: okay and actually for once be yourself okay and explained

491
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: to me and to my dear co host Sam what

492
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: your topic is for the day. My topic is trying

493
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: to make connections at a hotel. I'm going to go

494
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: ahead and expand on that. So this topic is inspired

495
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 1: by something that has happened to me before. I recently

496
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: stayed at a boutique hotel in Palm Springs, UM, one

497
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: of those only thirty rooms, and it's very chic and

498
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: garden like and very chill, twenty one and up, no

499
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: kids allowed, vibes, and I with my boyfriend Alex Edleman

500
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: have gone great comic We have gone two times, and

501
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: both times we've gone there has been the same other

502
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: couple there. Now, I just want to say that these

503
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: people are perfectly wonderful and I wish them no ill

504
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: will and God bless them, and I want to just

505
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: drive that point home. But the attempt to socialize and

506
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: to maybe foster a double date, and it's not creepy,

507
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: and it's not like they're not like doing anything sketchy.

508
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: It's it is a pure intention and I can't stress

509
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: that enough. But just the idea of like a straight

510
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: double date or like you know, the guy talking to

511
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: Alex and the woman talking to me, like everything about

512
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: that for me is just an area of straightness that

513
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: really makes me want to go back to the room,

514
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, go back in the closet,

515
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: so to speak. Sure, I mean, well, actually, go go, go, go,

516
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: so out of the closet that I'm no longer even

517
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 1: dating that. Yeah. Yeah, it's so traumatic that you might

518
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: actually your relationship might dissolve on the spot. So it's

519
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: just that thing of like, yeah, no, we haven't, we

520
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: haven't all we have a we have a year past

521
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,719
Speaker 1: to hunting gardens. Yeah, no, definitely, you know what, all

522
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: let me get your info, let me get your you know.

523
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean, that'll make anyone want to be a lesbian separatist.

524
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: Lesbian separatist. Wow, if my Instagram handle wasn't already hand

525
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: on binder, that incredible. You know. I think what you're

526
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: describing is also it's like a form of course. It's

527
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: like a form of non romantic, non sexual courtship. It's

528
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: like the most platonic possible. We're like, okay, we're doing this,

529
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,239
Speaker 1: but to what end? Yes? Yes, well, And I think

530
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: the straightest part about it is the lack of end.

531
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,719
Speaker 1: Like if I was at a gay resort twenty one

532
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: plus no kids, and another couple came up to us

533
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: and was like, hey, we should get dinner, I'd be like, Okay,

534
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: they're trying to hook up, and I would be like,

535
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: so that at least I know what your intention is

536
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: and I and I appreciate and respect this courtship and

537
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: it's kind of fun. At least have the decency to

538
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: want to have sex with me. Correct And ultimately, that

539
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. You know, I think that's Sam.

540
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: You hit the nail right on the head. There is

541
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: something about it that is just I mean, I would

542
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: almost rather them be trying to do that and then

543
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: it would be like, oh, no, thank you, thanks, but

544
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: no thanks, and then it would be sort of it

545
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: would be done right, you know, right, You're like, let's

546
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: get this, let's get the orgy part over with, and

547
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: then maybe we can talk about your time share exactly.

548
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: It's just there's never a moment where I am so

549
00:31:54,320 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: overwhelmed by straight culture than in that moment. You're bringing

550
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: up an interesting angle that I feel like it's not

551
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: brought up much on this podcast, which is when the

552
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: straightness is hurled onto someone where it's like, in that situation,

553
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: you are the woman and you have to play that part,

554
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: and it's like rarely like when you're with your normal friends,

555
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: that's not so much the case, but a stranger couple,

556
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: it's like my role here is woman, that his role

557
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: is man. Yeah, they're talking about what year like these

558
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: trees were planted, and she's asking me where my swimsuits from.

559
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: And it's like that's the two genders you know. When

560
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: you're with Yeah, when you're with close friends, gender doesn't exist.

561
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: When you're with strangers, you're in a box by experience.

562
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: It really is. They don't know what to do with you.

563
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: They look at you and they say, I will literally

564
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: scream until she tells me what exactly her gender is,

565
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: otherwise I will actually pull a fire alarm and make

566
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: everyone leave this boutique hotel. Yeah, totally. I mean it's

567
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: and it's just like, you know, I think like there's

568
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: something about like the stranger nous of of straightness, Like

569
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: there is at least a common bond were that to

570
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: be happening with queer people, Um, the stranger nous of

571
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: like and this has happened with like multiple couples, Like

572
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: it's almost something that happens often in a situation like this,

573
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: and it's just like it's it's just like oh yeah,

574
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: like it's just it never goes beyond small talk that's

575
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: the thing that's the problem. I feel like if I

576
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: were in a situation and it was more queer like,

577
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: it would go far beyond small talk, because there is

578
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: that sort of common experience. But that's just like sort

579
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: of um, you know, it's fish and chips in a word, chips,

580
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: it's fish and chips. You know. I think you're pointing

581
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: to something actually incredibly fruitful, which is straight straight people

582
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: have not landed on a definition for intimacy, not and

583
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: I don't mean romantic or sexual intimacy. I mean like,

584
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 1: when do you know that you have hit that you

585
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: have like surpassed some kind of boundary when making small

586
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: talk with a strape person. Never in fact, you might

587
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: think this. You might be like, oh god, small talk again,

588
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: blah blah, and then you realize for them, this is

589
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: the most interesting conversation they've had in their life. Completely, completely,

590
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: completely damn what an attack. Recently, I was at a

591
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: gay swimming hole and then I was like in the

592
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: town that's like near the gay swimming hole, and this

593
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: seventy seventy one he told me his age seventy one

594
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: year old man, My window was up. I was in

595
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: a car and he was like pointing, and he was like,

596
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: were you at the swimming hole? And I he wasn't there,

597
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: but he just saw someone that looked gay. And then

598
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: he started to talk with me. Um he I mean,

599
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: there was no option. He was talking at me, and uh.

600
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: It was one of those things where I was like, okay,

601
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: so he does want to hook up, but this also

602
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: could be maybe for him, this is that version of

603
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: straight small talk, because he also was like, you should

604
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: come to dinner with us. Oh, I have a Oh

605
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: do you know this man? He has a cabin down

606
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: the down the street. Oh do you know this man?

607
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: And I was and then a car goes by and

608
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: he's like, you know that car is worth two dollars

609
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I was like what And so it

610
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: was sort of like you don't think we're gonna have sex,

611
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: but this is this is somewhere in between, sir. This

612
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: is like the other side of the coin where with

613
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: gay and you know, in various queer spaces, it's almost

614
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: the problem becomes the other thing where sometimes you're like, actually,

615
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: I do just want to make small talk, and then

616
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: that seems impossible. Yeah. Immediately when he started talking, I

617
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: was like, he wants to have sex so bad, Like,

618
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: I like, I can't go to dinner because then I

619
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: will have agreed to have sex. Yeah, and I'm like,

620
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: I can't go to dinner because then I will agree

621
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: to go to the Huntingdon Gardens with exactly which is

622
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: the straight version of sex? I mean, isn't that literally

623
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: a sex in the city joke where it's like, honey,

624
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: we're at thirty five, Like sex is real estate now

625
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: or whatever, more than a good Zelo listing price cut. Yeah,

626
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, orgasm. To me, it's called being mean

627
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: to my maid. Literally literally love those ladies would never

628
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: say anything about about them. Isn't so tragic that like

629
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: the best parts of human relationships are in those vague area.

630
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean, the best parts of life are undefinable, but

631
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: also so are the worst. Like something just want from

632
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: the from the beginning of a conversation. Sometimes you do

633
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: just want to be like, can we set some ground

634
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: rules here? Yeah, But then suddenly you're becoming camp council.

635
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: You're becoming you know, someone who can't just live. You're

636
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: becoming um, you know person who talks about being introverted

637
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Sure I think that you know there's something

638
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: about like drugs that can break down a lot of

639
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: these things, um that I appreciate, like whether that's an

640
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: experience that you have sort of on your own but

641
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: then alters your point of view, Like it is so

642
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: rare to meet someone who is so truly and one

643
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: open and if you're not, especially if you're you know,

644
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: mingling with you know, mid thirty early forties, you know,

645
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: people at a whatever, like you are just kind of

646
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: all in an elevator, you know, like elevator etiquette is

647
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: is what I see from this where it's just like,

648
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: you know, there is that desire coming from them right

649
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: to connect, but it just can't go because the floor

650
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: is coming. You know, there's like end of this is genius.

651
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: I mean, straight culture is an elevator and it's not

652
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: going anywhere. It's really like there's no Yeah, it's the

653
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: elevator from Willi Wonka, Like yeah, it's bursting through the

654
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: ceiling and it's going to infinity and beyond and really

655
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: there's no way to get off, right, And it's the

656
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: elevator from Wulli Wanka, but without any of the kind

657
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: of fun esthetic flourishes of the Johnny Depp movie to

658
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: bring him into this because we don't have time. It

659
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: would be it would be the elevator from a bank,

660
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: from a bank, from a bank, it's the bank elevator.

661
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: It's the bank, it's Chase Bank, it's specifically Chase Bank elevator. Yeah.

662
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: I also think at a hotel is specific to because

663
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: hotels do have a inherently sexual energy, especially a boutique.

664
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: One sure is that only made only I know it's

665
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: not only you. It's just very charging. It's just like

666
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: this is your go to. It's like it's like it

667
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: would be you. It's like when we were talking about

668
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: airports and we're like, airports do have a sexual vibe.

669
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: When we were talking about like one time at one

670
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: of our live shows, we were talking about whether or

671
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: not it's straight to talk about vacation plans at work,

672
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: which to me is the straightest possible thing, and being like, well,

673
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: you know, me and Alice and the kids have got

674
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: a place in the Hampton's blah blah, and SAMs like, no,

675
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: that's gay because it's like gay people talking to one

676
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: another about going on vacation. I'm like, no, they're not gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

677
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: we're staying at the Legoland hotel. No, I am completely

678
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: in a bubble and I can't get out of it.

679
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: There's well I don't really want to, but it's so

680
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: it's so funny. But I understand what you're saying. I mean,

681
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: I understand like the world in which a hotel is

682
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 1: is sexual. But to me, hotel is so like Hilton

683
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: in in suitets. Like it's like there's a breakfast bar

684
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: and there are people there for like a midwestern you know,

685
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: conference on human resource technology. But that's exactly what's like.

686
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: I guess I could see it as being sexual in

687
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: a hook up way because you know, you're just like

688
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm putting my I'm dropping my stuff off for the night,

689
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: you know, and then I'm out of here in the morning,

690
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: no trace, of course, no clean up. You know. I'm

691
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: just like I'm hitting and I'm quitting, you know what

692
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean. And of course there's like the stereotype of

693
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: like going there if you're having an affair, you go

694
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: to a hotel if you are with a sex worker

695
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: like that. There there are those kind of sexual or

696
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: like a motel is a very like you know, so

697
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: called c D space, right. Oh, A hotel is such

698
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: a beautiful anonymous no one. Oh, I could be anyone.

699
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: When I met the Hilton in a breakfast, yeah, you

700
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: know what, You're right, you won me over. But then

701
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: what I would say is that then maybe a boutique

702
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: hotel then is like, well now we're in. Now it's pinterest.

703
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: That's true. Maybe a boutique is less sexual because it's

704
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: like that's yes, yeah, it's like, oh, well, why are

705
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: you here? Why are you boutique? The Boutique Hotel is

706
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 1: more rehab than it is. The Boutique Hotel is more

707
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: Donald Draper you know Season seven. You know, it's more

708
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: retreat than it is. It's like high energy. I think

709
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: the Boutique Hotel has a more like curated vibe. It's rehab,

710
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: but no one has quite decided what they're trying to

711
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: run away from. They're just like literally anything, give me anything. Yeah.

712
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: I have a question. In your experience with couples coming

713
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: up to you and trying to befriend you, where in

714
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: the Boutique Hotel would you say it is most likely

715
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 1: to happen. It's always at the pool and everyone's naked.

716
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: It's like there's that factor like we're wearing our brawn underwear.

717
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, everyone's in underwear, by

718
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 1: the way. Oh, all these conversations were all in our underwear,

719
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: by the way, and in a bathing suit is underwear.

720
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: That's you're ate such a good point and not to

721
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: sound sex negative, but there is something about being in

722
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: mixed company by a pool where you're like, you shouldn't

723
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: be able to see me right now. Well, we just

724
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: needed to as a society say, braun underwear equals bathing

725
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: suit and swim like swim trunks equals boxers, and like,

726
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: let's not. I cannot believe that we in this day

727
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: and age are still like differentiating. Like so for the

728
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: purposes of this, it's like I'm in my braun underwear,

729
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: Like I'm in and you're and you're you know, being

730
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: like is it cedar Wood, you know, like talks about

731
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: the fucking oh my god, the lilacs gorgeous. Yeah, this

732
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: time of year. I can't believe they keep it keep

733
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: it going out in the desert. Wow. Yeah, we're in

734
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: our brawn and like it's like that's that's another factor,

735
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's all happening by the pool to de

736
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: sexualize a place like that up. Yeah, yeah, it's cruel.

737
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: Have you ever been on the other side of this

738
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: where you think a couple is cool and want to

739
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: get to know them and want to build a sort

740
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: of relationship. I have to say no, I have to

741
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: say I tend to mind my own mind, my own

742
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: self business. I mind my own business. UM. Not to

743
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: say that there's anything aggressive about that. UM about not

744
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 1: doing that and making friends, that's awesome, UM. But like

745
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: I feel like the times just for me personally at

746
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: this time in my life. If I am at a hotel,

747
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: I think it is to escape everything and just to

748
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: you know, literally read by the pool and you know,

749
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: chill and and hang out. Like I could see that

750
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: being a thing if like you're there were a group

751
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 1: of friends, it's like, oh, that's what this trip is.

752
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 1: But it's like it's a very like it's a silent area.

753
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: I mean it's truly people are reading, they have newspapers,

754
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: they have like the New Yorker by the pool. Like

755
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: the vibe is not social whatsoever. And I guess, you know,

756
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm I'm that's a personal thing for me. I feel

757
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: like if I am there, I am going to recharge,

758
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: you know, from being sort of over from over exerting

759
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: myself in very sorts. If only there was a way

760
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: to put it do not disturb sign just kind of

761
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: my neck, yeah, I mean, and it's like and I'm

762
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: sucking so codependent in such a people pleaser, so I

763
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: will completely you know, I will be like okay, and

764
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: now this is and now this is that. Yeah. Also,

765
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: thinking about the pool as a as a space, there

766
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: is a stage element of a pool, like I hate

767
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: going to a hotel pool, a straight hotel specifically, because

768
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: it is like when walk into the water, everyone is

769
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: staring at you and they're almost thinking like, oh, so

770
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: he thinks he's good enough to get into the water,

771
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: so he thinks he's good enough to be watched by

772
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: all of us because now I'm going to hear splashing

773
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: while I'm reading my book and I'm gonna have to

774
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: see who it is. It's you, and he thinks, oh,

775
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: he deserves attention, and it's almost like there's I feel

776
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: like there's an element of like is he doing this

777
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: for him or is he doing this to get attention.

778
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: The performance of the pool is absolutely a huge I mean,

779
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: the route to get in, how much someone swimming laps

780
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: like the pool behaviors are definitely something that is performative. Absolutely,

781
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: the way that you get out, you know, the insecure moments,

782
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: you know, when you're wearing like a bathing suit that's

783
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: maybe like a little high cut and you're kind of

784
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: picking a wedge like all of that stuff, trying to

785
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: pull that off gracefully because you are being watched. You

786
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: simply are I mean, I'm doing it. You're doing it.

787
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: It's just one of it. Yeah, it's a sick, sick

788
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: thing to be. It's ayeuristic and it's up. And if

789
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: you're out there and you've been insecure about being in

790
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: a pool, you're right to be. We all are. You're

791
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: being stirred at that. Say, if you feel like if

792
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: you feel like home in a pool and you feel like, oh,

793
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: this is great, this is perfect, this is where I

794
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: fit in. I'm a star. Yeah you need help. What's

795
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: it like to be fine in the world? What's it

796
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: like to have no problems? You know? I have been

797
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: in hotels with pools before, and I love a pool,

798
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,479
Speaker 1: and I have been like, well, I can't go because

799
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm alone. And when you're alone at a pool, you

800
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: look like a pervert. You look like you're there to

801
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: be weird, clocking in to be weird. It's like, oh,

802
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: who's this absolute psychopath? He's probably you know, jerking it

803
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: behind that book. Absolutely, But you know, and in terms

804
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: of the underwear thing and just the kind of raw

805
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: sexuality of the whole endeavor, the one step above that

806
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: is also then people are putting um sunscreen on one another.

807
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: So not only are you seeing couples straight couples off

808
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: in their underwear, they are rubbing one another. They're they're

809
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: literally caressing one another. Uh, front and back. When did

810
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: we decide that pools were something that we're not private?

811
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: I sound so prude. I love that. What what liberal

812
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,479
Speaker 1: socialist came to our country? And then pools on top

813
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: of it? Yeah, it really does feel like it's almost like,

814
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: you know, it feels like leftover from an era, from

815
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: the free love, from the free love era. This is

816
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: when you get folks. When you just theorize and keep

817
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: digging in and digging in, you find yourself full conservative.

818
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: I mean like when you actually when you think about it,

819
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm sorry, what what what is this? Some

820
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: kind of like you know, would stock utopia everyone here polyamorous,

821
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: here's the thing pools, pools, our pools. Okay, let them

822
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: be that, let them be the underwear rub down. But

823
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: let's call it what it is, folks. It's that it's sexual.

824
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: The pool is sexual, Okay, if unless you have water

825
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: polo practice, the pool is sexual period period. So don't

826
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: try to talk to me and let me tell you

827
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: something else. If you have water polo practice, often that's

828
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: also very sexual. Yes, I mean totally totally. Yeah. I

829
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: hate when I'm in the hotel pool and the hotel

830
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: water polo team rolls up practicing the hotel of the

831
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: holiday inn and suitets sharks are here on the show.

832
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do want to tell a quick

833
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: water polo story. Um, in high school, my hot Spanish

834
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: teacher took us to Spain, like she like got the

835
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: school to fund it basically, and she took us to

836
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: Spain and it was awesome. And then to fly home,

837
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: we took a flight from Spain to Germany and then

838
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: Germany to l A. We flow flew on Lufthansa and

839
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: there was like a German water polo team on our

840
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: flight and they were all sitting in the back. And

841
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: this was the first time I took xan X because

842
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: I was partying with all the older girls on the

843
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: trip and they were like, oh, it's literally not a

844
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: big deal, like just take xan X if you want

845
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: to fall asleep, because the flight was you know, twelve

846
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: fifteen hours or whatever it is. And I took like

847
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: a fourth of a bar and didn't know that you

848
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: were not supposed to drink like caffeinated tea on it.

849
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: Like I didn't really it didn't occur to me that

850
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 1: that would keep me awake and not. You know, I

851
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: just was not thinking, and so I had this like

852
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: black tea with milk and half a bar and I

853
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 1: was literally I blacked out, Okay, lacked the funk out,

854
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: Like this is the only time in my life I've

855
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: blacked out. And my friend basically told me it was

856
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: like straight out of Bride'smaids, like the scene of Christen

857
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: wigg just being like fucked up on the plane. I

858
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: was singing, I was talking to the flight attendants. I

859
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: was chilling the back. I literally was like being passed

860
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,280
Speaker 1: around by the water polo players. I'm like in high school,

861
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: the craziest shit ever. Um. And then just like you know,

862
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: the last two hours of the light falling asleep directly

863
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: on the person's lap to me, like, you know, waking

864
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: up with like the word like just sleeping wrong on

865
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: your neck and just being like ha ha, like trying

866
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: to get your next straight um. And so water polo

867
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: obviously brings me back to that. Did anyone take a

868
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: video of you? No? No, sadly there's no evidence, honestly,

869
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: very respectful of your friends. Yeah, yeah, I was kind

870
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: of like I never got sucked up in high school. Well,

871
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: I smoked a lot of weed, but I never drank,

872
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: and I was always like shuttling around like all the

873
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: hotties to the parties, like all my girlfriends, and so

874
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: they I think they let me have it because I

875
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: was never taking I was always taking care of them.

876
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: So really real, real ones. But yeah, water polo brings

877
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: me back. I got to have a kind of bridesmaid

878
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: like I'm always terrified of what would happen if I

879
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: really was like uninhibited in that way. The closest I've

880
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: come to it, And this is one of the most

881
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: humiliating things I could possibly say, because it just goes.

882
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: It really is like a harrowing look at my brain.

883
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: One time I had very minor surgery and I had

884
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: like brief what's it called anesthesia or whatever, and the

885
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: what I woke up saying was literally something that along

886
00:51:54,080 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 1: the lines of like I replied on Twitter that it's

887
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: like like I could you could possibly imagine it's that

888
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: somehow What was in my mind while I was in

889
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: that state was was like social media. I actually have

890
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: a video of my Wisdom Teeth anesthesia whereof thing like

891
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: mourning the loss of my wisdom teeth, like like being

892
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 1: like you know that state of wisdom teeth like sort

893
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: of the anesthesia wearing off where you're like the smallest

894
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,479
Speaker 1: thing to make you cry, Like you're just crying over

895
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: like really nothing and it's devastating. It's like I'm just

896
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: being like they look like literally four are they bringing

897
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: up like literally like the craziest, most devastating. That's so

898
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: funny to be so literal like the thing you're more

899
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: you're just literally mourning the teeth. You're not thinking about

900
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: some other like element of your life for you know,

901
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 1: can I see them? Like literally? Do you think the

902
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: trend of the anesthesia video coming out of Wisdom Teeth

903
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: is over? Do you think that was a trend? It

904
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 1: was a trend for sure. It's yeah, every so often

905
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: I see it. I haven't seen it in a very

906
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: long time, but you know, I mean maybe worth maybe

907
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: worth revisiting. Maybe I'll like, I don't know, maybe I'll

908
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: send you guys. Min Yeah, we should all get sucked

909
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: up on whatever they give people and then honestly record

910
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: this podcast. See what happens. Oh my god, guys, I

911
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: still have my wisdom teeth. Really, do you ever have races? Yeah? Yeah,

912
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: I had braces too. That's crazy, twins, is it? We

913
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: is it? Are we in the minority? It's not have

914
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: to have our wisdom too? I think you might be Yeah,

915
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: I think generally. Yeah. I don't think I realized how

916
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 1: much of a marginalized community I was a part of.

917
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: In my mind was always like yeah, you know with

918
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: a look up. Yeah, Now, how many people their wisdom,

919
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: um about the human population is born with are born

920
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: without them at all? How many people use them? How

921
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 1: many people lose them? Literally, we'll get back to you, folks.

922
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: It's a nursery rhyme. We're all asleep. Um, well, George,

923
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: we should get our wisdom to that together. That could

924
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: be love. That that would be the ultimate live show.

925
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: We should get too dentists on stage and they should

926
00:54:55,680 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: move our wisdom to you. Yeah, that would ACTU would

927
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: be amazing. And then yeah we could write it off.

928
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: We could write it off on our taxes because it

929
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,439
Speaker 1: was part of my Finally well, and then you guys

930
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: could do the live live podcast. Yeah, they have to

931
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: wheel us out as we're coming to and then we

932
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: have to start talking and doing a live podcast. So

933
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: the way in which I'm not even kidding, that's the

934
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: number one thing I would ever want to see. It's

935
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: already going viral. It's viral on Peacock. I kind of

936
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 1: just want to accompany you to the dentist, is what

937
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I guess. Yeah, well, we're gonna need someone

938
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: to drive someone very stoned. We need to drive us.

939
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: But I'm envisioning you specifically at the Grammarcy Theater. It's

940
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: going to be such a beautiful space. It's a great space. Yeah,

941
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: just like dried blood everywhere, black cavernous space. Oh, that

942
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: would be so funny. Shortest show ever. We would need

943
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 1: to have like fourteen opening acts so that its keep

944
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: falling off the stage. Other people having you know how

945
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: they do like fifty first jokes every year, someone to

946
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: do the show that has all comedians who have just

947
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: had their wisdoms. You taken one after the other coming

948
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: to I'm almost thinking of it as like instead of

949
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: Diva's Live, it's like old Patients Live, where God don't

950
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: even need to have surgery. You just need to go

951
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: under and then come back. This is yeah, this is unfortunately.

952
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 1: I do think for the realism, we would need to surgery.

953
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think there's any shortcuts in this town.

954
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know, we have to have surgery. Okay,

955
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 1: there needs to be like gauze in our mouths. Wow, wow, um,

956
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: Sam should be do our final segment? Yeah, can you

957
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: introduce it because my I'm still concerned about my connection

958
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: is that toxic you. I will introduce it because I

959
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: love you. But your connection is so crisp. It is

960
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: so perfect, and you have done such a good job

961
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: this entire episode. I just want to say thank you

962
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: to both of you for bearing with me. I felt

963
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: really supported and in times of need, I felt you

964
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: waiting and pausing and really involving me in the conversation

965
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: despite my difficulties, despite your and I just want to say,

966
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: you know, there were I actually felt this has been

967
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: weighing on me because when I would like apologize to

968
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: Hannah and be like, oh, thank you for being patient,

969
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: in my mind I was like, well, I don't want

970
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: him to think that we're a team and and and

971
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 1: he's on the outside. You know, I didn't want you

972
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: to be it's I didn't want you to feel like

973
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm the dad, the mom apologizing for you know, I

974
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: didn't want you to feel like the guests and not

975
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: the host exactly exactly, um, and I do want to

976
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: just sort of break in to say, in fact, over

977
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: Americans have their wisdom teeth removed. Well, there are some

978
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: occasions when wisdom teeth surgery isn't necessary. More often than not,

979
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: it's recommended to prevent additional problems and pain in the future.

980
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: So you guys are in, I can't believe that amazing

981
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: gay cancers who identify as having wisdom teeth. Literally this

982
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: is true. Yeah, you know who said? Who said to

983
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: gay cancers with wisdom teeth can't run a podcast, Hannah.

984
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: Our final segment is called Shoutouts, and in this segment

985
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: we pay homage to the classic straight art form of

986
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: the radio shout out think tr L. In two thousand two,

987
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: Carson Daily is there Think z one Z Morning Zoo,

988
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: and you're calling to potentially say something mildly racist and

989
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: for the host to kind of be like, oh well,

990
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: all right, next caller, we are going to shout out

991
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 1: something that we're loving these days, something that we want

992
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: to shout from the rooftops. This thing is a slay

993
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: so so and and the spirit of these is very

994
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: we think about We think of them on the spot,

995
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: We never prepare them. It's very Whatever is the first

996
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: thing that really that you're you're saying, this makes me happy? Sam,

997
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: I have one. I actually have one. Go for it.

998
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: What's up freaks, losers in perverts around the globe. I

999
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: want to give a huge shout out to the state

1000
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: of Vermont. I went there last weekend to go to

1001
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: a swimming hole and oh baby, I got did not

1002
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: have a great time. I got into me and Misha

1003
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: got into a fight. Our Airbnb was annoying, and yet

1004
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: I left that being like, I'm gonna die there. That

1005
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: place is so gorgeous. Vermont is really where it's at.

1006
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: Talk about lush Green. I mean, have you been there

1007
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: in the summer. I'm sure the winters are bad, but

1008
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I've never been there. We're buying

1009
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: a house there yesterday. Bitch um okay um, But that

1010
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: would also be a sligh. I wish it were closer

1011
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: to New York City. Why don't they have lush green

1012
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: places right next to New York City. I would love that,

1013
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: and I think my friends would as well build them.

1014
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: Whoever's mayor x O x O Eric adams By And

1015
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 1: you guys, if you're in line in vote, vote Bernie Sanders.

1016
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: We still have a chance. Yeah, we still have a chance.

1017
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: You mention him in your Vermont shadout, Oh my god,

1018
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 1: he's Vermont. No wonder. I felt such a strong connection

1019
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: to it. God for it. But you chose to be

1020
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: a political and and Ben and Jerry's right, and Ben

1021
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: and Jerry's and Ben and Jerry's. Now it really is.

1022
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: It's like rural but with a hippie energy in a

1023
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: way that I was like, wait, not fair. You can

1024
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 1: have like countryside without being Republican. This is huge. Yeah,

1025
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: well it can be. There's a libertarian bent. What you

1026
01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: want is Seattle? Is that true? Though? Seattle gorgeous nature,

1027
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: a lot of trees, forest vibes. Yet incredible city, very queer,

1028
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: very cool, lefty. Yeah, Amazon HQ is there like in

1029
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 1: shopping person, have a gorgeous store. Person. You can go

1030
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: and you can actually see the people there pick things up,

1031
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: you know, and kind of peeing little diapers. Sh I

1032
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: forgot about that. Umlass. Well, without further ado, with my turn,

1033
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 1: go for it, Georgina. Um, okay, what's up, boys and

1034
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: girls and everybody else back home. I want to give

1035
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: a shout out to wearing a T shirt with a blazer. Now,

1036
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: this is something that for many years I thought this

1037
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: is kind of you know, it's it's kind of giving

1038
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: Jeremy Piven in Entourage. There's something biggelow about it. There's

1039
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: something that is tacky, you know, a graphic tea with

1040
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 1: a blazer. I don't. Oh, it's not for me. I

1041
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: feel like it's very um it's very Hollywood in parentheses derogatory.

1042
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: But recently I have started wearing a white T shirt

1043
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: with a blazer. I don't think I've never felt more sophisticated.

1044
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,919
Speaker 1: I've never felt more like a like an artistic urban nite.

1045
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: I've never felt more both Brooklyn and Manhattan at the

1046
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: same time it is. You can dress it up, you

1047
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: can dress it down. If you're unsure of a dress

1048
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: code and you don't know if it's collar or if

1049
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: it's no color, wear a T shirt with a blazer

1050
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: and so that's not for me. Um, that's huge. I

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Speaker 1: think that is one of those things that is kind

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Speaker 1: of chic because it has been so maligned. Well, you

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Speaker 1: just you need to go simple because it's still I

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Speaker 1: do still think wearing a graphic tea with a blazer

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Speaker 1: not good. No, I think that a T shirt with

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Speaker 1: a blazer also goes to the realm of suit with

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Speaker 1: nice leather like sneakers, which I also like. And I

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Speaker 1: think that we can put that in a group. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I think it is sort of our generation's take

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Speaker 1: on the suit. And I think we can own that. Yeah,

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01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: we our generation invented wearing a T shirt with a

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Speaker 1: blazer out there judging us for eating our avocado toasts

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Speaker 1: and not having mortgages. I don't see you reinventing fashion. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, Hannah, it's your turn, whenever you are ready. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe I got on. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so, oh my god. It's busy, Amanda, I hope

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Speaker 1: you're listening, bitch. Um. So, so I want to just

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to Kinder, the chocolate Um, which

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Speaker 1: is uh an Italian chocolate that they sell at the

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Speaker 1: gas station by my house. And I just want to

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Speaker 1: say that I recently found out that in America, chocolate

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Speaker 1: UM doesn't actually legally have to be have cacao in

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Speaker 1: it anymore. Um, it doesn't actually to legally be chocolate. Hershey,

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Speaker 1: chocolate is not actually technically chocolate. It's a like chocolate

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Speaker 1: um adjacent dessert. And so like, I just had Kinder

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Speaker 1: recently from the gas station by my house and they

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Speaker 1: have it, and um, I think it's awesome and doesn't

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Speaker 1: make my stomach herd and make give me it's like more,

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Speaker 1: it's better. So um, I just wanted to say, um,

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Speaker 1: shout out to that to a Kinder beautiful. Doesn't Kinder

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Speaker 1: have like the funny little picture of a boy? Is

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Speaker 1: that Kinder? Okay? And I've never little things inside the eggs? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you'll find maybe at an artisanal ice

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Speaker 1: cream shop spelled with two peas and an e, you

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01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: might find a Kinder flavored ice cream and that can

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Speaker 1: be a huge sleigh as well. Well, George, you're going

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Speaker 1: to boutique ice cream places that I have never stepped footing.

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Speaker 1: These places are so boutique. It's just me and a

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Speaker 1: single Italian gelotto maker. Yes, these are so be I

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Speaker 1: p um Hannah. This has been an absolute joy. Yeah, Hannah,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for doing this. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for having me. Oh my goodness, what a treat

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01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: any time any day. It's it's it's an absolute dream.

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Speaker 1: You know. We used to have as a rule that

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Speaker 1: we um intentionally never promoted anything or guests did to

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01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: punish them for coming on the podcast, but we've recently

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Speaker 1: changed that. So I would like to give you the

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01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 1: space to promote any of your work that you would

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Speaker 1: like to. I would just like to come on here

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Speaker 1: and promote friendship, the idea of friendship, kindness. Pass it on.

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Speaker 1: That's an order, an order, pass it on or get

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Speaker 1: locked up, unless you are approaching someone at a pool.

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Speaker 1: In that case, keep it to yourself. And that's something

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Speaker 1: we can all live by. And you know what, Sam,

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Speaker 1: I'll say this, You are frozen. It is it is

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Speaker 1: he your audio frozen pure. Do we need to take

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Speaker 1: a picture of Oh, it's so good. You're making you

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Speaker 1: so cute. Oh my god, can you still not hear

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Speaker 1: me at all? We can hear you approximately a minute.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh there is Sam. That's how you

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Speaker 1: looked like for the past two minutes. You're so froz.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. And we're keeping all

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Speaker 1: this in by the way. No no, no,