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Speaker 2: How's this? How's this? How's that? Do one of your

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta take a cry break right after that.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna take a quick cry break on Mike.

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Speaker 3: Don't throw the commercial.

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Speaker 4: Full morning Zoo. I think we should go full morning Zoo. Guys,

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Speaker 2: I mean one of these, one of these video episodes.

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Speaker 2: We should just stick to the bit the entire time.

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Speaker 2: Hey bj Eric? I heard him. I heard a rumor

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: I was at Applebee's and Shanna says, you haven't paid

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Speaker 2: your tab in like three weeks?

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 2: All day?

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Speaker 4: Wait what with me for two long fucking bullshit? No?

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Speaker 2: Hey, First of all, what I say about bringing up

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Speaker 2: Bring up Shawna?

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Speaker 1: You can't bring up Shawna. I like my coffee with

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Speaker 1: seventeen splendors in it, and don't bring up Shawna. Those

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Speaker 4: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three, fifty seven,

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Speaker 4: Episode five of Days.

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Speaker 2: Production I Heart iHeart Radio. Is that right? That's right,

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Speaker 2: that's the name of the company. Yep, clever name. That's

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Speaker 2: the clever name, not just very very clever name.

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Speaker 4: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 4: into America's shared consciousness. Okay, okay, it's Friday. I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to help find Dennis Miller.

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Speaker 2: Billy the face was Wild Brokaw. Friday, September twenty, twenty

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Speaker 2: I don't know what National Day of Forgiveness is. I

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Speaker 2: I think it just means, like, hey man, it's about forgiveness.

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Speaker 2: Let's skip that and let's get to National scarf Day,

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Speaker 2: National corn mile hash Day.

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Speaker 4: Forgive your parents for being mega supporters. I think that's

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Speaker 4: what it's what they're going for there. They're like, probably.

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Speaker 2: Please call us. We miss our grandkids anyway.

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Speaker 4: National is arthnkle and grandparents who you can't have that

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I'm sorry you found his Facebook burner account.

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Speaker 2: I really am. He doesn't mean half of the stuff

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Speaker 2: and National Gay Men's HIV AIDS Awareness Day, September twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: It's your day, there it is. My name is Jack

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Speaker 2: Or O'Brien aka.

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Speaker 4: He's a porn site hip poster now running in Caroline,

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Speaker 4: Black Nazi, black stack Nazi, black Nazi one courtesy of

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Speaker 2: Buy My co host is mister Milesy. You know what

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Speaker 2: it is. It's Friday. I'm the Lord of Lancashim. I'm

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Speaker 2: whose buns went toast. Okay, but now I'm on that

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Speaker 2: to everybody for tuning in. Shout out Jack for having

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Speaker 2: me back again for this episode. We got a good

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Speaker 4: What is god ass like? The ass of a god?

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Speaker 4: Anyways, miles, Yeah, we often say we're thrilled to be

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Speaker 2: He's a brilliant comedian.

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Speaker 1: Figured out how to use the discord. That was from

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Speaker 1: Hugo Boss on discord, So thank you, thank you for that,

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Speaker 1: Boss, no term is basque. So what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: A box simply took Blake. Are you doing good? How

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Speaker 2: are the Eagles? They're doing all right?

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Speaker 1: Uh, they're doing all right. Their their records good and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, all right. I just want to check

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Speaker 4: Haven't even had media Day yet, and I'm already in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so hard recording boosties. He didn't want

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Speaker 4: I think it's a it's a tear down Blake. We

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Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. Have you seen are you following

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Speaker 1: no reason, and they want to destroy Chinatown in Philadelphia

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and however, also some of the wildest moments just

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Speaker 2: It's just a guy who has no self awareness. And

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Speaker 2: I think of thy Cobb's glistening skin and I think, Wow,

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Speaker 4: Elsa has some really problematic tattoos. Oh yeah, you ever

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course we're all perverts.

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Speaker 2: that's a fucking pervert who goes around sucking people's feet

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Speaker 1: Why is no one arresting this guy. People are put

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Speaker 2: Defense. No, no, no, we must forgive this young man

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Speaker 1: Underrated? Cuckoo clocks? We have clock? Don't don't you there?

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Speaker 1: Was that a hard? Like Jesus being a foot?

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Speaker 4: I don't have to tell you what this uh what

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Speaker 2: Make me go cuckoo yep.

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Speaker 1: Because you're cuckoo for cuckoo clocks?

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Speaker 4: I wonder if people like didn't recognize it was bad

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is people, this is people with brains.

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Speaker 4: They're just saying nursery rhymes. Right now? What what blake is?

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Speaker 4: Something you think is overrated?

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Speaker 1: I'll fucking tell you what's overrated. Smart homes. Smart homes.

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Speaker 1: So we moved into a place that, you know, nice,

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Speaker 1: then yeah, I'm repped up like a douce. So I

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Speaker 2: A douche that used to rent this place before. Ye wait,

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Speaker 2: so so what do you do? Like you need an

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Speaker 1: So I tried just pouring water all over spring water all.

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Speaker 2: Over the movies.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is just like some blue lightning, just like

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Speaker 4: when with Tesla's if you want to get no, actually

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but so it's that's the thing where it's

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Speaker 2: It's just really like to be like, hey, sorry, did

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow, that's exactly what's happening, And it seems like

439
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,479
Speaker 1: we're just going to have to get new like because

440
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: some advice I got is never try to do the

441
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: electric in your home yourself, Like just don't it stand

442
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: because you know your fucking room you're home.

443
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 2: Gave me that advice, fucking coward.

444
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I like small man. You had a really

445
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: soft voice. No it was, but yeah, anyway, so I'm nervous.

446
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not going to do it. So I think

447
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: we have to get like an electrician here. Just take

448
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: out the things that I won't even.

449
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 4: Do a task in my home if it in a

450
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 4: room that has electricity in it.

451
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: I agree. I have the same rule. Yes I won't.

452
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: I have to have someone come in and turn the

453
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: micro wave on me and.

454
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: Maybe I could get electric cute it. Oh shit, I'm nervous.

455
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: I also keep my head right next to the door

456
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: when we when we microwave.

457
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: That's just like I like to hear it cook and sizzle.

458
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 8: I do.

459
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you got to listen for the popcorn to pop.

460
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you between the kernels to know exactly.

461
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: Baby it's popping.

462
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: Babe, your ear is really red, is it? Babe? Times

463
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 2: as big as your other ear.

464
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, that's that's my listener to my microwave.

465
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 2: Here.

466
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 4: This one's more vibration, So that's my microwave popcorn listening here. Okay,

467
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 4: you can't expect it to work as good as the

468
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 4: other one. All right, let's take a quick break and

469
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 4: come back and talk about a bridger ten themed ball.

470
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. And we're back. We're back. It's true.

471
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: We are, We're back, we are and this is yeah,

472
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: this is.

473
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 4: The theme giving Glasgow Yep, Willy Wanka Chopa Factory a

474
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 4: little bit.

475
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: A lot of a lot of uh scammy balls and

476
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 2: fan events out there, and yeah, it's happened again. So obviously,

477
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: like Bridgerton is a huge show with a ton of

478
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: fans that would like love to pretend that they are

479
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 2: in the show. I totally get the appeal, Like it

480
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: has its own aesthetic and like musically, you know, bashion wise,

481
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 2: et cetera. And so Netflix knows this and they haven't

482
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 2: a legit event called the Queen's Ball that has like

483
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: gone like traveled across the country and world like cities

484
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 2: like in like La New York, Melbourne in Australia, and

485
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: it's like a fucking full on production like set recreations.

486
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: They have actual outfits from the productions that you can

487
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 2: look at, really like a portrait, the photo booth, themed

488
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 2: bars with bartenders dressed in period clothing, a dance show

489
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: like a queen that shows up and chooses a diamond

490
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 2: of the evening. It's like an event, and that Netflix

491
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 2: party has tickets starting at thirty nine dollars. So I'm like, okay,

492
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 2: that's not bad. So when people in Detroit, reasonable, yeah,

493
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 2: when people in Detroit heard about a Bridgerton ball with

494
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: tickets costing anywhere from one hundred twenty dollars to one

495
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, people got excited.

496
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 4: The web miles my brain when I hear, Okay, the

497
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 4: other one's forty dollars, this one starts at one hundred.

498
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 4: It's gonna be three times better at minimum, at least

499
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 4: a minimum.

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00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: That is Yeah.

501
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 4: I'm such a sucker for shit like that.

502
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's definitely fan math for high price

503
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 2: equels good goodness.

504
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: We the website said is it made in America? Can

505
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: I ask you that is the event? Because I know

506
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: the shows in Britain, But is the event made in America?

507
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 2: The event is ail. Yes, it is built for tough exactly. Okay,

508
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 2: it's patriotic, but so the on the event website, it said,

509
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 2: step into the enchanting world of the Regency era at

510
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: the Detroit Bridgerton Themed Ball Join us.

511
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 4: The Hygatt Regency that was the Regency era that we were.

512
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: Two thousand and two, two thousand.

513
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: And we know it's a bando now, but we've turned

514
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 2: it into a whimsical event space. So it says, join

515
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 2: us for an evening of sophistication, grace and historical charm.

516
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: Experience a night like no other, filled with music, dance,

517
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: and exquisite costumes. And but this event started off shaky though.

518
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: The event was originally supposed to happen in late August,

519
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 2: but at the last minute organizers had to cancel due

520
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 2: to unforeseen circumstances and people didn't get a refund. That's

521
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: the first red flag for people. Okay, they rescheduled it

522
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,959
Speaker 2: to this last weekend, and people still shelled out the

523
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: money to get in on the unique experience and paid

524
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 2: a lot of money. Also, like people were dressed up

525
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 2: like custom custom made outfits, doing their hair, all kinds

526
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: of shit like that, and what they got was not

527
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 2: quite what was advertised here, Like this is from a

528
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: local news report about the would be fantastic event.

529
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 8: The way that it was described is that this was

530
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 8: going to be a Bridgerton evening. We were going to

531
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 8: have classical music, good dinner, and there was going to

532
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 8: be a play, and they were going to pick dime

533
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 8: into the season. They were going to give away all

534
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 8: of these prizes and we went in and it's going

535
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 8: to share.

536
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 2: Hype me in there.

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00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 9: Organizers Uncle in the LLC have since disabled its website

538
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 9: and turned off social media comments. I saw reaching out

539
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 9: to the co owner, Chelsea Beard as early as five

540
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 9: am Monday. Monday afternoon, seven News Detroit's Whitney Burnie also called.

541
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: And then doorstep in someone They got no response. Okay,

542
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: and yes you did have a hype man who was

543
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 2: also like a play because they really I mean, if either.

544
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 4: Of us ever get it's interviewed for a local like

545
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 4: something terrible happens to us, we have to make a

546
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 4: promise right now the other of us will go and we.

547
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: Should just be normal. Yeah, exactly, And I'll just do

548
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 2: like West Sky, I'll do West Side Gun fucking like anyway.

549
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 2: So the event was fucking shaky. The the like the

550
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 2: event space was empty. Uh. The food was some regular

551
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: ass buffet that ran out within one hour. I put

552
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: a picture here in the dock that you can see

553
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: that is it is all giving like a mediocre prom.

554
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: It's like a line outside like the Yeah, the food.

555
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: I guess does proms have food? Maybe maybe it's like

556
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: a cash bar wedding.

557
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: They have food.

558
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have Blake's a.

559
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm a prom king.

560
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: This is what I have. So this shit was like

561
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 2: you know the they said people weren't even scanning your

562
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: like tickets at the door, but there was like nothing,

563
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: So randos are just walking in and eating the food

564
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: that ran out within one hour. Like I said, the

565
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: Netflix event had a full bar. They were promising people drinks.

566
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: The only drinks they had was, I'm not joking, blue

567
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: kool aid. You had to buy. That was the only

568
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: beverages on sale for people. They were promised libations. Okay,

569
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 2: they marked it up too. Apparently the woman who is

570
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: playing the queen people were saying was totally out of

571
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 2: character while basically hustling her business card to anyone that

572
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: would listen. So I think you could pose and take

573
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: a picture and she was like like, Okay, that's my

574
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: favorite detail, just not even in characters like okay, yeah,

575
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 2: so if you need me, this is my card.

576
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, good to see you. Okay, I'm the Queen of

577
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: Detroit real Estate. I'm a real here. Why don't I answer.

578
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm Detroit's muffler queen. You got any muffler problems, you

579
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 2: come see me. Okay, car making too much noise here?

580
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: It takes absolutely oh shut that car.

581
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

582
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 4: There are pictures from inside the event that have like

583
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 4: promotions for other like events on the wall and shit,

584
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 4: like it's supposed to be this immersive thing and it

585
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 4: just looks like you're inside a fucking yeah bustation.

586
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: My favorite part is like, so there was a main

587
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: sort of dining room floor that filled up immediately, so

588
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 2: people were relegated to the upstairs that was this It

589
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: was just a fucking empty room, like yeah, bummed out

590
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 2: people in the nicest fancy dress like sitting like on

591
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: their phones, like, man, this shit was it looks like

592
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: a Radison.

593
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, not a high regency, honestly, no, not even a region.

594
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 4: The live music they were promised, okay, they had live music.

595
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 4: It was people felt so bad for this woman. It

596
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 4: was just this young woman on violin by herself who

597
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 4: played They said, for like four hours straight, damn no breaks,

598
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 4: just having to work that violin.

599
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 2: I don't know how many times you can play, you know,

600
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 2: Desposito on violin for people, But that's what she did.

601
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: Classy though it is. I mean, look shout out to

602
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: what is it that Vitamin String quartet that their entire

603
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 2: catalog blew up because they were using their like sort

604
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: of rethought up remixed current songs with like string arrangements

605
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: throughout the show. They said that back right though, right, well,

606
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 2: what if we played yellow on violin? Yeah, we had

607
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: one of those of my wedding fys? Oh really? Oh yeah?

608
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: Have you heard clocks on cello? Yeah? Actually it kind

609
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: of goes is that that's a Cold Play song? Is that? Yeah? Cloth?

610
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: Are we making fun of this? Are we saying that

611
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: we like it because.

612
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 4: I was making fun of it and also saying that

613
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 4: I fully did it at my wedding?

614
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: This shit goes hard. But like the backdrops again, this

615
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: is supposed to be a like again anywhere from one

616
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty to one thousand dollars. You could see

617
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: like they just unfrilled some plastic rows like tablecloth print,

618
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: and they're like, and that's your backdrop for photos. This

619
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: is this poor like lady having to serve a bunch

620
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 2: of angry, upset people in fancy dress. The food, and

621
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: then the dancing. Right, the dancing was one exotic dancer.

622
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 2: They wheeled out the play or whatever. They wheeled out

623
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: like one of those like you don't need a ceiling

624
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 2: to put this poll up for someone to dance on.

625
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: And then this is the quote unquote entertainment for the evening.

626
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 2: I'll just play quick clip this. I don't remember this.

627
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 2: These four people, remember you weren't looking hard enough because

628
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: obviously there was string music. Okay, the royal pole dancer

629
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 2: has arrived. Now please get out your singers, get out

630
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: your shillings for this intrepid young business person. But yeah,

631
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 2: like every other fucking scam event, the organizers are saying

632
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: anything but sorry, here's your money back. This is what

633
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: they said, quote, we understand that not everyone had the

634
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 2: experience they This is like to almost like identical to

635
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: the fucking Glasgow Willy Wonka one. We understand that not

636
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 2: everyone had the experience they hope for at our most

637
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: recent events Sunday Night at the Harmony Club, and for

638
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 2: that we sincerely apologize. Our intention was to provide a

639
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 2: magical evening, but we recognize that organizational challenges affected the

640
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 2: enjoyment of some guests. We take full responsibility and accountability

641
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 2: for these shortcomings. Please know that we are working diligently

642
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 2: to address all concerns to ensure that all guests have

643
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 2: the enjoyable experience they deserve. Your feedback is invaluable, and

644
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: we truly appreciate both the positive and constructive comments shared

645
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: with us. They deactivated their webs like, they took down

646
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: their website, they took down fuck in everything you can, like,

647
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 2: there's no comments, like all the comments are disabled on

648
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: their Instagram account, so that's where things are, and people

649
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 2: are basically out a lot of money.

650
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: Unfortunately this one. It seems like I don't know if

651
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: this is funnier or sadder, which is a question I

652
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: ask myself about pretty much any topic. But because a

653
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: lot of these had to do these scam events were

654
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: geared towards children, sure right, yeah, right, yeah, And this

655
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Speaker 1: is one of the first ones that's geared towards adults,

656
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: so like it is sadder in a way where at

657
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: least you could get angry. We're like, oh my god,

658
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: these people they deceive my child, and like yeah, yeah, yeah,

659
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: righteous anger, yeah yeah. And that was just like, oh,

660
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to have a nice, magical evening as the

661
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: princess took this away from it.

662
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, as someone who is part of a few fandoms,

663
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: like I totally understand the urge to do something like this,

664
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 2: Like you know, someone is creating the world that you

665
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: secretly want to live in, or not even secretly, you

666
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: tell everybody about how you wish you lived on a

667
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 2: Corellian cruiser. But people, I think this is the thing

668
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: to your point, Blake, for an adult event like this,

669
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: we have to be more diligent when it comes to

670
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: assessing the bullshit because you start just like vague clip

671
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 2: art and stock images from the show without anything really

672
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: being there. And again they canceled the first event. I

673
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,439
Speaker 2: was looking on Instagram. Someone claimed in a comment they

674
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 2: worked for the first venue, and they said the reason

675
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 2: the first event was shut down is because the event

676
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 2: planners did not fully pay out all the deposits they

677
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: needed to actually hold the event. And I don't know

678
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 2: if that's how true that is. But red flags you

679
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 2: already paid once, they didn't give you a recha.

680
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 4: The company that the company that organized it was called

681
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 4: Uncle and Me LLC.

682
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 2: So I don't know, I don't know why that.

683
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 4: Gives you the sense that they're going to do a

684
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 4: good job of putting on a Bridgerton gallop?

685
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah have you ever done anything with your uncle? And

686
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: it was like, okay, I remember, like helping my uncle

687
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 2: build something wasteful.

688
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a support group for perverts, is what you

689
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: would call Uncle and Me. Like, that's what that should

690
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: be called. I big unc energy, huge unk energy. I

691
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 1: got scammed recently where with stand up, which I should

692
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: know better, Like this is a where I should know better.

693
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: I've been doing this long enough. Where there was this

694
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: a book or a un quote booker being like, hey,

695
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: we're putting on this event. It's uh Keenan Thompson is

696
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: presenting it and it's a talent event and I'm like,

697
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: they say he's hosting it. He said he's presenting it,

698
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: and it was very vague as to like who the

699
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: like talent bookers were going to be there, and I'm like,

700
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: all right, this thing's not costing me money, it's five

701
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: minutes from my place, Like it's really no sweat off

702
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: my back if this is a scam. But this seems

703
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: like a scam.

704
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I'm going for it.

705
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, Keenan Thompson is also in France for the

706
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: Olympics right now, Like I know he's not coming.

707
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 5: With this, verifiably not even on the same continent. But

708
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 5: you're like, I'm watching him with Kevin Hart on NBC

709
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 5: right now. I know he's not flying back for this shit.

710
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 5: And uh yeah, it was a total ripoff, but it

711
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 5: was funny because it didn't cost me money, whereas if

712
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 5: it cost like one hundred and twenty bucks a thousand,

713
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 5: but like that is so you it's doubled that book.

714
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 2: So they booked you for this gig and you're like,

715
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: I'll do it, and then you showed up and there

716
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: just was no gig, or just was no Keenan.

717
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: There was no Keenan. There were no talent book like

718
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: you know, like agents or like you know, talent bookers.

719
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: So it was just some scumbag from Atlantic City and

720
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: stand up. I did stand up. I killed But it

721
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: was all you know, like the organizer who fucking I killed.

722
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: I committed yeah, first degree murder, and we're trying to

723
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: get that down to manslaughter. No one's ever Hey listen,

724
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: I have passion for everything I do, particularly crimes of

725
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: And yeah, it was a thing where you know, they

726
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: clearly were taking the door the money. This was the

727
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: saddest part is that the audience who did pay money

728
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: thought Keenan Thompson was going to be there. So there

729
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: were like two hundred and fifty audience members there, and

730
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: then the host in passing is like, all right, everybody,

731
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: we got a great show for you tonight. You know,

732
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: Keenan couldn't make it, but I think and then you

733
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,720
Speaker 1: just heard the whole crowd go oh.

734
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: It was such did people get up right and couldn't

735
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 2: make it?

736
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 4: But he's still confidently and fully presents this.

737
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we we are using his name with or

738
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: without his knowledge, So there's that.

739
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 2: Please don't tag him in anything.

740
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: Don't tag him.

741
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: Got a bunch of season desists already. It's a it's

742
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 2: a head. Yeah, you know what it is dealing with

743
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 2: these stars. I'm sorry that that it didn't work out

744
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 2: for you, but you know we're here to support you.

745
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 4: Thank you, yeah, I think these Bridgerton things are going

746
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 4: to be more and more calm, Like I think this

747
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 4: is just the beginning. Like we I read an article

748
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 4: about the ORB or whatever the fuck is, you know,

749
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 4: the sphere in Las Vegas, and like that is part

750
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 4: of this big like thing that whoever like advertisers and marketers,

751
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 4: whoever like creates psychographic networks like says that is like

752
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 4: it's the big thing that people just like want immersive

753
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 4: experiences because our lives are bad, and so we're like

754
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, the just like want to feel like

755
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 4: they don't exist in the context of their lives. They

756
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: want to feel like they are in some other world.

757
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 4: And so I think other than the ORB, the ORB

758
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 4: is the only one that I've like heard of that

759
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 4: like consistently people are like, yeah, it's really weird, like

760
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 4: you don't feel like you're on the planety at all

761
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 4: from some people. Some people are like, yeah, it's just

762
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 4: a weird bad motion sickness experience. But like if you

763
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 4: go to like disney Land or Disney World, like as

764
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 4: an adult, it does like that That's what that whole

765
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 4: experience is about, is like immersive feeling like you're not there,

766
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 4: and it still feels kind of to me, not to everyone. Obviously,

767
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 4: they're like Disney adults who like love Disney, and I

768
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 4: think that's great, but like, to me, it still feels

769
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 4: like you're like in a bar when the lights come on,

770
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 4: like on your childhood.

771
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: Right, yes, yeah, because you don't just see many and

772
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: you don't just see like goofy or whatever. You also

773
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: see a guy vomiting in the corner. You know, it's

774
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: you do get the whole right, Yeah, that's why it's

775
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: you know, for kids, it's they don't they have tunnel vision,

776
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: like they see like, oh my god, it's it's you know,

777
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of a celebrity equivalent for

778
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: an adult. Jeff Bezos was the only. Oh my god,

779
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: it's Bezos. Have you been to Amazon Land. It's one

780
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: of my It's incredible.

781
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 4: And everybody's gonna be disappointed in it because I think

782
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 4: the the ideal that we have is like most of

783
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 4: being like transported by an immersive experience is mostly from

784
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 4: our childhood. I totally sympathize with it. I think like

785
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 4: we all crave that, especially more and more in the

786
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 4: current environment of a disintegrating empire. But I do feel

787
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 4: like we're just going to continue to have stories where

788
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 4: people are like.

789
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, come on in here.

790
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 4: If you just go through that door, it's fully immersive

791
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 4: and like you're gonna forget the world that you live in.

792
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: There's there's like a sports or like a venue downtown

793
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 2: called or not by the Sofie like in Inglewood called

794
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: Cosm that's basically a half spear screen where they show

795
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 2: sporting events now and it's like a like it's the

796
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: fucking screen is oh yeah wild And they show like

797
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,760
Speaker 2: soccer games there and I was gonna go see Arsenal play,

798
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: and like the tickets are so much money, it's unbelievable.

799
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 2: Here Like this is I'll just give you an idea

800
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 2: of like what these seats look like. God, Like, look

801
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: at this.

802
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 1: It's oh my god.

803
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,439
Speaker 2: Like so it's a full it's like two levels and

804
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 2: you can buy like a booth has eight seats and

805
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 2: it's like three hundred or four hundred dollars. It's a

806
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 2: shit ton of money just to watch on like a

807
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: freaky screen. But again, I think for a lot of people,

808
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: especially if you like to watch sports in a new way,

809
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 2: it's kind of worth the money. But yeah, like everything

810
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 2: is just becoming more and more immersive, and like they

811
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 2: pump stadium sound into there and they try and give

812
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 2: you a feel like, hey, can't make the game, give

813
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: us ninety dollars to sit down.

814
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's like I could just go to the game, right, yeah,

815
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: to your to your point miles, Like that's you know,

816
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: Arsenal plays in London. You can't just go to the game.

817
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: So there must be some people who love Yetta fans

818
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: in other countries.

819
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, hey man, you know, doing

820
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 2: drugs is pretty cool, and you're like the real thing

821
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: I've read.

822
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 4: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and

823
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 4: we'll come back. And we're back, and the government of

824
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 4: the City of New York is disintegrating as we speak.

825
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 4: Eric Adams was indicted, and before we get to that,

826
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 4: I want to talk about Nicholas Sparks's salad dressing, like that.

827
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 2: Kings Sparks is salad dressing the news. That was the

828
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 2: first ever indictment of a New York mayor.

829
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: But what about this, So let's not get to head

830
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: let's not put the cart ahead of the horse. Yeah yeah,

831
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: let's get to the notebook.

832
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 2: Don't put the dressing in front of the bowl. Now.

833
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,479
Speaker 4: So this is going viral because an article pointed out

834
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 4: that he is putting. It's from a profile of him in.

835
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

836
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 4: So New York Times basically did a profile of him

837
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 4: in their real estate section. And the reason people noticed

838
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: it is the reporter and photographer arrived as Sparks was

839
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 4: making himself a salad that included a dressing that one

840
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 4: of the ingredients was sixteen packets of Splendor.

841
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's why y'all were saying that earlier.

842
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I thought you were exaggerating.

843
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 2: No, sixteen packets, So I don't know. Have you guys

844
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 2: had experience with Splenda? Yes?

845
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?

846
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 4: So like one Splendor is the equivalent of, like they say,

847
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 4: two packets of sugar. But I think it's way sweeter

848
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 4: than that. It's so overpoweringly sweet. I mean it's you know,

849
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 4: it's lab concocted to just replace sugar, like replace your

850
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 4: memory of sugar.

851
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: If my back's against the wall with like sweet and

852
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: lower equals staring me, you know, like down the barrel,

853
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: I will use Splendor, but I have to have it

854
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: at least you know, at least it's.

855
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 2: Like you have to just like you gotta get a

856
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: little on your fingertips and blow it right it like yeah,

857
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: like on your gun, Like when a cop finds like

858
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 2: a brick of cocaine in a movie and they have

859
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: to put it in there, like just put it on

860
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 2: your gums. Yeah, yep yeah.

861
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 4: The person writing the article about this about about this

862
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 4: New York Times article said that it's sweeter than a

863
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 4: can of coke, and I just have to take a

864
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 4: little issue with your police work there.

865
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: So wow, there you go, Coast.

866
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: Defund journalism.

867
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 2: Thank you.

868
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 4: They we might as well at this point, we might

869
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 4: so thirty two t spoots. So they're saying, sixteen splendid

870
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 4: packets is the equivalent of thirty two sugar packets, which

871
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 4: again I think that's low, but we're gonna go with that.

872
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 4: Thirty two packets of sugar is one hundred and eighty

873
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 4: two grams of sugar. That is the equivalent of the

874
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 4: sweetness of an entire six pack of coke, like cooked

875
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: down into like black tar corn ZERU Oh, it is

876
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 4: so fucking sweet, Like it makes sense, Like he writes

877
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 4: the treacliest like shit that has ever come out of

878
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 4: a fucking word processor. So it makes sense. But like,

879
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 4: I can't imagine having something like it would just bend

880
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 4: the laws of sweetness in your brain, like your your

881
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 4: entire overtin window of what is like sweet. Would it

882
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 4: would just like punch a hole through your fucking brain,

883
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 4: Like the pleasure cortex of your brain would just have

884
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 4: a hole in it. After eating this.

885
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: Salad dress, I guess if that was sugar, you might

886
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: like experience some light diabetic shock or something like that,

887
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 2: but luckily sucralose. Yeah, that's why I can get away

888
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: with eating one hundred and twenty eight or one hundred

889
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 2: and eighty two grams of that shit.

890
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too, Where I feel like

891
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: once it hits a certain number, it ceases to matter anymore.

892
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: How much more it keeps going off where it's like, oh,

893
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm in one hundred and sixty degree heat or or

894
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty degree heat, it's all right, well

895
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: you're dead. It doesn't matter if it's that or if

896
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: it's one thousand degree heat, Like it's done dead, you know.

897
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: So Yeah, I feel like it doesn't even matter.

898
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 2: This description of it is fucking my mind up, okay yeah. Quote.

899
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 2: Earlier in the day, before a photographer and reporter arrived

900
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 2: at his home, mister Spark spent the morning in his

901
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 2: and it's at his kitchen's granite countertop, chopping two skinless,

902
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 2: boneless rotisserie chickens, a few stocks of celery, and a

903
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 2: idealia onion. He then whipped together a dressing consisting of mayonnaise, dill,

904
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,240
Speaker 2: pickle relish, jalapeno relish, apple, side of a salt pepper,

905
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: cayenne pepper, and sixteen packets of Splendor, and.

906
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 4: Then rendering every other ingredient completely pointless because you can't

907
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 4: taste them anymore.

908
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck it said? Uh? Sparks apparently avoids carbs,

909
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: explained quote. You can use real sugar, but why throws

910
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 2: sugar in if you can use splenda. Splenda is about

911
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: twice a sweedish sugar. So, according to the conversion chart

912
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: of the box, sixteen packets is equivalent like you said,

913
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 2: thirty two teaspoons of sugar.

914
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 4: Thirty two teaspoons of sugar, which is one hundred and

915
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 4: eighty two grams. It is not a single coke.

916
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 2: You got sixpack?

917
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a six who's the person put an arrow

918
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: dipped in poisoned dart frog venom in the middle of

919
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: the day.

920
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: It's like, what is this shit doing? Man? Wow? Is

921
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 2: this like does he have like some kind of like

922
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 2: damage to his tongue or something. It's like.

923
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 4: It is like it is so on point like that

924
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 4: he would like salad dressing for him would be something

925
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: that like tastes like it is being coming directly out

926
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 4: of a uniforms ass like because he is such a

927
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 4: just like the ship he writes is just so. It's

928
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 4: like Christian romance is what he right?

929
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll like tastes like a thousand islands. He was

930
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 2: like a spicy I don't like. I don't like thousand islands.

931
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: I need more, I need more sit Yeah.

932
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: I always put a little bit of diet coke in

933
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: my thousand island dressing, just to cut it a little

934
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: bit all us, just so I.

935
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 2: Can slice an island is way too spicy.

936
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: Way too Can we put a few less islands in this?

937
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm fine with like one, maybe a long island.

938
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: Too long islands? What these are?

939
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: Pacific islands that you're using?

940
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: A long island dressing is just all the dressings put together.

941
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: Can I get that with Long Island dressing? What's that?

942
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 2: It's ran blue cheese, thousand Islands, Italian for whatever you got? Yeah,

943
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: it all together, French, Russian, A Long Island all right?

944
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 4: Speaking of Long Island, New York's very owns island has

945
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 4: been indicted.

946
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, speaking.

947
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 4: Of Long Island, close Long Island, where he probably lives.

948
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 4: There's a great anecdote, like, so he has been accruing

949
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 4: an amazing array of anecdotes over the course, over the

950
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 4: course of his mayorship doing horrible things to the people

951
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 4: of New York and the City of New York, you know,

952
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 4: over policing the subways, getting people shot, but also just

953
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 4: doing the wildest ship there. There's an anecdote from when

954
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 4: he was running for mayor where they were, like they

955
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 4: suspected he didn't actually live in New York City because

956
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 4: he didn't, and so they staked out the place where

957
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 4: he supposedly lived in Brooklyn for like a week, and

958
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 4: he came there twice, and like one of the times

959
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 4: that he came there, he like drove away on the

960
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 4: sidewalk from his residency because there was traffic outside, so

961
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 4: he just drove on the sidewalk.

962
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 2: That's some gangster New York shit, the fucking Rush Hour movie. Yeah,

963
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 2: it's just like, hey, put the siren on the roof

964
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 2: like a fucking detective, Like all right, yeah, let's go,

965
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 2: let's go.

966
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 4: But I just want like some greatest hits from his

967
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 4: time as a public figure as that time seems like

968
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 4: it might be coming to an end. From earlier this year,

969
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 4: there was an interview where he was asked to sum

970
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: up twenty twenty three. The implication of this interview is like,

971
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 4: you were under investigation for loads of corruption, but we're

972
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 4: not gonna directly ask you about that. We're just gonna

973
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 4: say it's been kind of an up and down year,

974
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 4: so nice, So how do you give us one word

975
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 4: to sum up twenty twenty three. Yeah, And this is

976
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 4: what he had to say.

977
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 2: Mister Mayor, we've come to the end of what was

978
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 2: a very eventful twenty twenty three, Right, So when you

979
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 2: look at them, it's like, Bro, they didn't they right before?

980
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: This raid his house?

981
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, like took everyone's phones and shit, Okay, his house.

982
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 2: In the house of people like everyone who worked for him.

983
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 2: Totality of the year, if you had to describe it,

984
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: and it's up to do in one word? What would

985
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 2: that word be?

986
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 6: And tell me why New York this is a place

987
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 6: where every day you wake up the work experience everything

988
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 6: from a plane crashing into our trade center to a

989
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 6: person who's celebrating a new business that's open.

990
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: Uh.

991
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 6: This is a very very complicated city. That's why this

992
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 6: is the greatest city on the globe.

993
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it feels like a weird stuff on

994
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: bit from SNLS, Like this city has everything. A plane

995
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: crashing into one of our World Clint Towers at any moment,

996
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 2: someone's celebrating the opening of a new business.

997
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: And that's it. Actually just those two things.

998
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, nine to eleven is why New York

999
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 4: is the greatest city on the globe. Not the resilience

1000
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 4: in the face of nine to eleven, but the fact

1001
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 4: that nine to eleven could happen here at any time.

1002
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:19,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, is wise.

1003
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: It happened into Chicago, anywhere, it happened to Philly.

1004
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 8: La.

1005
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, he looked.

1006
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 4: Up, saw the second plane hit the towers that only

1007
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 4: in New York and smiled to himself.

1008
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: He did a yeah. Charles Dunton from Rudy Clapping Gifts, Alright,

1009
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 2: what will you think of next to New York? What

1010
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 2: motherfucker under attack? And then.

1011
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 4: And then there was his twenty eleven p s A

1012
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 4: about just how to be.

1013
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 2: A good parent.

1014
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk too much about it before

1015
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 4: we get into it. I again, like that interview feels

1016
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 4: like an SNL sketch. This is like better than yeah,

1017
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 4: I've seen this was.

1018
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just how to check your child's room

1019
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 2: for contraband. And he's doing it in a room that

1020
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 2: looks like you're recently passed away his uncle's house. But anyway,

1021
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 2: but that's your let's just say this is your.

1022
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: His body's still on the floor. Uncle is decomposing slowly.

1023
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 10: You can look at a jewelry box, a jewelry box

1024
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 10: of this nature, maybe a simple jewelry box, but if

1025
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 10: you look through it closely, you don't know what your

1026
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 10: child may be hiding.

1027
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 2: For instance, a good know this isn't so good. A gun.

1028
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,439
Speaker 2: Such a cop perspective on young people. It's like your

1029
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 2: child has a gun and is amer has gone all right,

1030
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 2: your child is an enemy combatant, yeah, who must be

1031
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 2: dealt with. But yeah, this is like a super cut.

1032
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 2: This music beat on it is really funny.

1033
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 10: Determine what's what's taking place behind a picture frame.

1034
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: You can find boom.

1035
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 10: You should always when your child bring in his popular knapsack,

1036
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 10: but many.

1037
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 2: His popular knapsack popular knapsack sport now.

1038
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: Being a popular brand different locations.

1039
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 10: Look through it to see what exactly is your child

1040
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 10: carrying in addition to a book, something simple as a

1041
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 10: crack pipe, something simple as a as a baby doll.

1042
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 10: Could be just a baby doll, but also it could

1043
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 10: be a place where you could secrete or hide drugs.

1044
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 2: He says, secrete police police adams.

1045
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 10: Run your hands over the pillows and see if you

1046
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 10: feel anything.

1047
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 6: That's unusual, like a pull like this with a button,

1048
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 6: the perfect.

1049
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 2: Don't do it.

1050
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,240
Speaker 6: I've felt something bumpy.

1051
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: It's a gun. What it is? Just look a gun?

1052
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: It was another gun?

1053
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 2: An gun to side your bookcases.

1054
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 6: It could be more than just books. Perfect place to

1055
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 6: high a cocaine.

1056
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry your child doesn't take off your child's hat.

1057
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: What's underneath it?

1058
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 2: A gun?

1059
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: Why don't you open up your kid's shoebox? What's inside

1060
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: the shoe box? Three guns? Yeah, now.

1061
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 2: Open up your child, open up your child's gun. What's

1062
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 2: inside of their a gun and a crack pipe.

1063
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: Tell your child on airplanes coming in his mouth open wide,

1064
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 1: what's in there? Fourteen guns are in your child's mouth?

1065
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 2: Ah? This is that wayeah? I mean again, how to

1066
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 2: treat your child like this is obviously someone who has

1067
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 2: no trust even within his own family. Like, it's so

1068
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 2: revealing that if you're like this is now, like I

1069
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 2: keep a safe home, I'd like I treat my children

1070
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: like inmates and I'm flipping their cell doing a bunk

1071
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 2: check real quick. Yeah. Great, great, great parenting advice and

1072
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 2: so relatable because something as simple as a crack pipe, yeah,

1073
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 2: you know. And also this must be for the people

1074
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 2: who are like wealthy, because I don't know kids who

1075
00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 2: have cocaine money. But again, sure they might have a

1076
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: fucking half o of blow in their baby doll where

1077
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 2: it's secreting.

1078
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're of an age that they're playing with a

1079
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:11,439
Speaker 4: baby doll. And they also have three handguns and three

1080
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 4: ounces of cocaine.

1081
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I do like that.

1082
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 4: They're responsible enough not to keep the gun loaded. The

1083
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 4: ammunition is kept behind bullet by bullet. Yeah, just loose.

1084
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 2: Lucy's everywhere lose.

1085
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a bullet Easter egg hunt in their bedroom.

1086
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: Find the Lucy's, Find the Lucy's. It's also my other

1087
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 2: favorite one though, too, is when the when he basically

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Speaker 2: unveiled the trash can on New York. He's like, now

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Speaker 2: we have trash cans, and like people are like, wow,

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Speaker 2: holy shit, And everyone was making fun of New York.

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Speaker 2: They're like, oh my god, they just discovered the trash

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Speaker 2: can in New York. God bless you. But there's like

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Speaker 2: this moment where he's like dapping up this like white

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Speaker 2: woman who's like the sanitation commissioner, and she didn't know

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Speaker 2: what time it was. You didn't have to dap her up.

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Speaker 2: She didn't know what to do. But again, just a

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Speaker 2: very very funny moment of him being him. Yeah, he is.

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Speaker 4: Him more than anyone else that I've ever seen. He

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Speaker 4: is himself.

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Speaker 2: He's been playing in New York. He's putting a garbage

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Speaker 2: bag in there to demonstrate how the garbage can works, now.

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Speaker 1: Filled with guns.

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Speaker 2: That looked like when Donald Trump shook that dog snout

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Speaker 2: or was that Mike Bloomberg who shook hands with a

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Speaker 2: dog snout during an event? Anyway, That's what the very

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Speaker 2: uncoordinated was yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it was fine

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Speaker 2: to meet you. Yeah, he like was it, didn't He

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00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 2: like grabbed a dog's snout at an event and just

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Speaker 2: like shook the dog's mouth like it was.

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Speaker 1: A human thing to do. Oh man, that dog's mouth

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Speaker 1: a gun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to be mayor of New York,

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Speaker 2: you cannot know how to shake anything's hand at all. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you don't remember this. I'm so excited for this, Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: here's this dog. Hey, nice to meet you. Oh that sucks.

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Speaker 2: Just grab the dog's open mouth and shake demandable. All right,

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Speaker 2: there you go, you tube pal, meet you. Welcome to

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Speaker 2: you two asshole. You can find anything to get too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of the great things about New York,

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Speaker 1: got it?

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Speaker 4: And that is one of the top three things first

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Speaker 4: nine to eleven can happen any second, Shake any dog's head.

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Speaker 1: A dog's head is basically a human hand, as I've

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Speaker 1: read many books I've read.

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Speaker 2: Also, just I mean, even though we talked about that

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Speaker 2: the ship that he's on the hook for alleged to

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Speaker 2: have done just like so many fucking bribes, like it'll

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Speaker 2: make your head, so many bribes from like from foreign

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Speaker 2: country Turkey. It was Bekistan, China, fucking everybody like, why

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Speaker 2: are you doing this? Why are you even talking to

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Speaker 2: these people?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because they because like you know, he getting like free

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Speaker 2: trips to Turkey, like I think it was Israel, cutters,

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Speaker 2: South Korea. There's the list, like what goes on and

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Speaker 2: on and on, and then not to mention like the

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Speaker 2: revolving door of like resignations that had happened recently only

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Speaker 2: for people like the replacements for those people who who

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Speaker 2: had resigned to also get into legal trouble. Yeah, really

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Speaker 2: wonderful thing they have going on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Blake, it's been quite the pleasure having you,

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Speaker 4: quite the pleasure. Indeed, where can people find you?

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01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 2: Follow you all that good stuff?

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01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: People can find me at Blake Westler on alsocial media.

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01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: When this comes out tomorrow is the one year anniversary

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01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: of my stand up special being out, So thank you

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Speaker 1: to everybody who watched it. I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: Zeigang people supported that, so thank you. It's called Daddy

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Speaker 1: Long Legs. It's on YouTube. And then this Sunday, I'm

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Speaker 1: in Wayne, Pennsylvania. These are my stand up dates. Then

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be in Minneapolis October twelfth, Brooklyn October

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Speaker 1: twenty sixth Boston, November first. That Minneapolis gig is me

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Speaker 1: and my friend Siamons and it's a show called both Sides,

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Speaker 1: and it should be called No Sides because nothing's going

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Speaker 1: to be accomplished during the show. We're tackling the big

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Speaker 1: issues of the day. So yeah, come check that that out.

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Speaker 1: That's a part of the ten Thousand Laughs Festival. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: October twelfth in Minneapolis.

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Speaker 4: And that show is presented by Prince right.

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Speaker 1: That saw, Yeah, Prince p r I NTS. So we

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Speaker 1: are doing a event, a Prince themed event that you're

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Speaker 1: all welcome to. It's a you gotta wear purple and

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Speaker 1: there's going to be a buffet and we will have

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Speaker 1: I will be the stripper actually this type. So if

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Speaker 1: you want to see that, yeah, you want to see

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Speaker 1: these plumpers grind.

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Speaker 2: Pole welcome in a one piece bathing suit designed like

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Speaker 2: the artist logo that he was using it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you it's not nearly enough pieces

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Speaker 1: that one piece, so I need multiple. It should be

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Speaker 1: an eighteen piece to cover up these legs.

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Speaker 4: Is there a work in media Blake you've been enjoying.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah there is, But so there's a tweet from

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Speaker 1: Anthony Moore, who's a very funny comedian at All That

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Speaker 1: and More moo Art, And he was responding to a

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Speaker 1: tweet someone wrote, this might be a dumb question, but

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Speaker 1: why the fuck are zoo's the thing? And then he wrote, no,

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Speaker 1: this is real because an elephant should not live right

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Speaker 1: off Gerard Avenue. So Gerard is kind of a weird

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Speaker 1: rough street at parts of Philly where the zoo is located,

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Speaker 1: there's penguins in there.

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Speaker 4: It's ridiculous, amazing miles Where can people find you as

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01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 4: their workimedia you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 2: You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles

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Speaker 2: of Gray. You can find Jack and I on the

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01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 2: basketball podcast Moles and Jack Got Mad boost Bees. You

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01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 2: can also find me talking ninety day fans on four

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Speaker 2: twenty Day fiance Is. I mean that there's so many

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Speaker 2: Eric Adams tweets to look at everyone like New Yorkers are.

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Speaker 2: Really it's always great when you have an entire Twitter

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Speaker 2: population that is just ready to fucking unload the shit

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Speaker 2: posts on someone. So I just do yourself. Hey man,

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Speaker 2: that's too soon, bro. And also you're in Jersey City. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's not get it twisted.

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Speaker 1: There's no corruption in Jersey, right, never heard of it.

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Speaker 1: What's happening in New York?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that one

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Speaker 2: senator in New Jersey, but I never heard of a

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Speaker 2: corruption scan the du Yeah. But anyway, I would implore

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Speaker 2: you just just do a cursory search of Eric Adams

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01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 2: because there is a lot of fantastic tweets and also

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Speaker 2: learning more about his fuckery, because let's not forget like

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01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 2: he was totally perpetuating this like narrative about a migrant

1204
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 2: crisis too while behind the scenes perpetuating it himself to

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Speaker 2: make exacerbating it himself rather for his own political goals.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I forgot man, that there are people

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Speaker 2: are also posting. Remember the NYPD dance team. Do you

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Speaker 2: remember that when they went on the news? Ye, and

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Speaker 2: like they were like like the brokest like dance team. Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 2: check out those Eric Adams sweets. That's it for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a bummer that was in the running

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Speaker 4: for Eric Adams clips to show. But I didn't want

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Speaker 4: to have to talk people down from I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to be depressed. Yeah, all after yeah, dancing

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Speaker 2: cuts all right.

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Speaker 4: A tweet I've been enjoying on the Eric Adams thing

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Speaker 4: as sella Express good New York Reference Biz Underscore Socks

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Speaker 4: tweeted Meanwhile, across town Samantha was dealing with an indictment

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Speaker 4: of her own. You can find me on Twitter at

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Speaker 4: Jack Underscore O Brian. You can find us on Twitter

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Speaker 4: at daily Zeikeeist. We're at v Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: We have a Facebook fan page and a website Daily

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Speaker 4: zeikeist dot com, where we post our episode in our

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Speaker 4: footnpe we talked about in today's episode, as well as

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Speaker 4: a song that we think you might enjoy.

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Speaker 2: Miles My, I'm sorry I should have interrupted you, because

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Speaker 2: I did find just one of the good Eric Adams

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Speaker 2: to eat videos that you should watch. This is this

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Speaker 2: just this is him just every time. Just listen to this.

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Speaker 2: This is Eric Adams and how likable of a guy

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Speaker 2: he is.

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Speaker 6: Everyone knows that New York City is the Actors of America.

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Speaker 6: Is the Istanbul of America, is the Keys of America,

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Speaker 6: the soul of America. We are to tell athe of America.

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Speaker 6: New York City is the islama Bad of America, the

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Speaker 6: Zab of America. We are the Lema of America. New

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Speaker 6: York City is Mexico City of America. This is the

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Speaker 6: doubling of America.

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Speaker 2: Yo, with the beautiful appropriate Irish sweater that that poets sweater.

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Speaker 2: God bless him, bless him. You and p Didy will

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Speaker 2: like fine set least. I know.

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Speaker 4: That's another great image that people are sharing. Yeah, the

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Speaker 4: Key to the Sam on September fifteenth, twenty twenty three, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: my birthday where he's giving did he the key to

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Speaker 4: the city?

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Speaker 2: He did he run the city? Yes. This song that

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Speaker 2: we're gonna go out on as someone who just saw

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Speaker 2: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, there's just there's this one track in it

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Speaker 2: where everyone starts lip syncing it that's just kind of like,

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Speaker 2: it's just I had never heard this song before, at

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Speaker 2: least this version by Richard Harris before, and it's just

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Speaker 2: like one of those cheesy tracks that you listen to

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Speaker 2: and suddenly you're you're you're transported to a time where

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Speaker 2: you know, the hair was long and there was you know,

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Speaker 2: drugs flying everywhere. And I don't know if that's really

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Speaker 2: something that appeals to you, but I like that image.

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Speaker 2: And this is called MacArthur Park by Richard Harris. So

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Speaker 2: check this one.

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Speaker 4: Out, check this app all right, we will link off

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Speaker 4: to that in the foot The daily'sit Geist does a

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Speaker 4: you listen to your favorite sh that's gonna do it

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Speaker 4: for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell you

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Speaker 4: what is trending, and we'll

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Speaker 2: Talk to you all then Bye bye