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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode about Zays kind of pologist day.

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Speaker 1: What's well, I Presa, it's been trust then I guess

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Speaker 1: some pull tomato and cheese topping, maybe some mushrooms, unless

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Speaker 1: it's some toppers, and then I've got to have that

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Speaker 1: spicy rumps place. But I digress. Let's meet to rockall

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Speaker 1: no particular orders. Say hello to the Christoperado. Crispy Chris,

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Speaker 1: what's your pizza go to? For the last year, every Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: I've been making the frozen pizza, the frozen um oh no,

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Speaker 1: what's it called? Cauliflower crust veggie pizza from Costco. And

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Speaker 1: it's the best. It says fifteen minutes. I do it

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Speaker 1: for sixteen minutes. And I also add mushrooms. Nice, you

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Speaker 1: had frozen mushrooms. I had like fresh mush i. Chop

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Speaker 1: up mushrooms, put them on top, put him in the

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Speaker 1: in the thing. I've had pizza from outside. I haven't

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Speaker 1: had like a pizza some from somewhere a very long time.

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Speaker 1: But the frozen cauliflower veggi pizza at Costco is he

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Speaker 1: do sixteen It's a whole another minute. You want that

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Speaker 1: Crispy what that crunch? You want that bite. You want

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Speaker 1: that munch? What that's up? You want that? I appreciate

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Speaker 1: all that holy, all that is holy. It's Caroline Carter poop.

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Speaker 1: Do you pop your pizza jam please? Oh you know

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Speaker 1: this is whatever. I love all pizza. But you know

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Speaker 1: I'm never gonna say no to a freaking um Hawaiian Really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love that. That for me is good.

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Speaker 1: When you think um toasty dough covered in cheese and tomato,

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Speaker 1: you want to make sure there's some pineapple slices. It's

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Speaker 1: some ham and pineapple on there. Yes, grab your bootineers.

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Speaker 1: It's Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie j G. Pizza of choice

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Speaker 1: for you please. I love pesto in lieu of red

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Speaker 1: sauce and and like that. I'll have anything on it,

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Speaker 1: really anything. You know what you caught me. I don't

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Speaker 1: like spicy things. Don't give me something spicy on that pizza.

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Speaker 1: But other than that, yeah, throw throw some palm and

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Speaker 1: pineapple on there. And now here's Craigkowski with his pizza

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Speaker 1: review corner Coco Kevin. I'm here at lou Malnaddies in Chicago, Illinois,

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Speaker 1: and I'm about to dive into a deep dish pizza.

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Speaker 1: I've waited two hours for this pizza and uh okay,

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Speaker 1: taking a bite now, and dear God, is this pizza.

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Speaker 1: It's it's raw, this is raw. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I was waiting for. I think I I think I

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Speaker 1: may have because I did it online. I think I

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Speaker 1: may have asked for a frozen pizza to be shipped

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Speaker 1: instead of frozen pizza was delivered to my table. And

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Speaker 1: this is cold and hard and still kind of good.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, just like me. And last, but certainly no

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Speaker 1: pizza for you. If you think of Lasa, it's Joey Greer,

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Speaker 1: mostly Joey. Weirdly, Greer designed the next great pizza for us. Now,

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Speaker 1: all right, everyone sit down and open your eyes, because

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Speaker 1: we got a Brooklyn style thin crust pizza with about

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Speaker 1: two or three different kinds of ramen soup right on,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's do it. Before I was so in,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he's gonna give us the good

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Speaker 1: stuff and then a pizza. You think about that, that

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Speaker 1: sounds that would be good. It's the noodles, the bottom.

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Speaker 1: I I've had a ramen burger where the buns were romenes.

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Speaker 1: A normal pizza crossed but you've got that marinated egg

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Speaker 1: on air, and the and the chests to work on top.

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Speaker 1: I think we're opening a restaurant. Is that your face, Joey?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what's happening? I do want to say exactly

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Speaker 1: that the center will pull and like you, you do

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Speaker 1: not want to rip. You want to often center out disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it, am, show all of our scenes justic.

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Speaker 1: i A who simply wrote, monkey tennis. Well, the athletes

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Speaker 1: are coming on to the lawn here at Wimbledon or

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Speaker 1: about to start center court. It's like one of the uh,

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Speaker 1: one of the the contestants has defecated on the clay. That

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Speaker 1: take a second to get cleaned up and then we'll

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Speaker 1: be able to right back to the match. Yeah, they've

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Speaker 1: gone ahead and put some clay on the outer portions

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Speaker 1: of the lawn tennis court so that these particular competitors

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Speaker 1: can have their way as it were. You're at the

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Speaker 1: Barcelona Open. We want to say that we are sponsored

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Speaker 1: by TAG your Swiss watches. They are Swiss made because

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Speaker 1: they Swiss. Swiss. Away. Yeah, thank you, clean the cruise

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Speaker 1: still there to say on behalf of all the viewers.

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Speaker 1: It's great to see you back in the booth. It's

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Speaker 1: been a while. Good to be back. I know you

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Speaker 1: went away for undisclosed reasons, but I can now I

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Speaker 1: can disclose them, can you. I have I have um

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Speaker 1: which to some people are fake, but to me very real.

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Speaker 1: Angel wings surgeon attached my back and I will be

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Speaker 1: ascending in the rapture very soon, heralded on the trumpets

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Speaker 1: of the new era. So st is that you gotta

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Speaker 1: sweet faster. I'm trying to so much ship, how reshot,

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Speaker 1: Let's come out of one monkey's asshole. Don't ask the

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Speaker 1: questions to sweep in the room trying. Okay, look, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: I try. I went out on a line for you, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I put I put my ass on the line for you.

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Speaker 1: I got you this gig shot even chuck the funk up.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Take it, just take it. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: take it. Okay, I've got on disaster on the clay.

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Speaker 1: Looks like one of the Condeston's is smearing and throwing

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Speaker 1: the feces across the clay court. I do want to say, competitors,

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Speaker 1: all sins will be forgiven at the raption, that's right,

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Speaker 1: and that those who are welcomed into a new level

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Speaker 1: of consciousness. And okay, we're almost almost that. Okay, let's go,

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Speaker 1: let's go, let's go right back, and we're gonna need

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Speaker 1: to lock this court down, all right. One of these

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Speaker 1: monkeys has been uh tested positive for the outbreak virus. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we gotta lock this place down. Whose voices I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but step didn't. The monkey throats feces at you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: got in my mouth. I was going to talk screwing

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Speaker 1: at you. And it was a little particle shot back there.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling? Maybe do some water? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: have the outbreak virus. Dude really quick to jump to

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Speaker 1: me immediately getting it. It wasn't a judge. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: judging you, just saying because I saw the ship go

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Speaker 1: into your mouth. I feel fine, I feel fine. I'm

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Speaker 1: not experiencing any of the symptoms. I'm sweating a lot,

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Speaker 1: but that's normal for me because Yeah, and we're also

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Speaker 1: we're running around. Hey, Steve, has it been going down

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Speaker 1: here in the morgue and a new clients come your way? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean we get we get dead people pretty frequently,

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Speaker 1: if that what you're referring to in your condescending fashion. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to NPR on the way and they said

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Speaker 1: something about an outbreak. I just didn't know if it

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Speaker 1: was real. Yeah. Yeah, it's the the outbreak virus named

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Speaker 1: after Dustin Offman movie. Right, and what are you saying

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Speaker 1: in these cadabs, Well, it, uh, it looks pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean I think it starts as a mild sniffle,

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Speaker 1: right during a podcast. A lot of people have been

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Speaker 1: experiencing during a podcast where we can't determine at this

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Speaker 1: point whether the podcast itself is causing the transmission. Again,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty much if you've seen Outbreak, Dustin Hoffman, Kevin

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Speaker 1: Spacey film, I just put them on the pile. Put

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Speaker 1: him on the pile, put him on the left pile.

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Speaker 1: My Nephew Family and Merritt my sister's dumbass kid. Um yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is so I've never done a podcast before, but

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for having me on the show.

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Speaker 1: So amazing. Yeah I would get you on. Yeah, um

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Speaker 1: well uh here I am. Yeah, so what I do professionally?

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Speaker 1: Um is I just kind of like, mmm, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to say this other than like I I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm just gonna ask my producer. Yeah yeah, Roger,

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Speaker 1: can you can you mute yourself? We actually we don't

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Speaker 1: need to ever hear you, and you're having like some

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Speaker 1: nasal issues. I'm just gonna yourself to be great. So sorry,

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Speaker 1: So sorry, Sasha, keep going, It's okay. Um. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I basically clean up um. I work for UM Tennis courts,

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Speaker 1: so I clean up um the monkeys who play monkey

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Speaker 1: tennis there. And oh yeah sorry, Tristan told me that

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Speaker 1: you were funny. Oh I thought that. Oh no, no, no, no, sorry.

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Speaker 1: This is That's why I was confused why you wanted

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Speaker 1: me on here? What Roger, You're not a mute yet, Roger,

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Speaker 1: mute yourself? Tooth fell out though, Yeah, this is funny.

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Speaker 1: I was working at the UM court when the outbreak came.

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Speaker 1: And technically I'm not even supposed to be leaving there.

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be in a state mandated quarantine

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Speaker 1: for um thirty days, but they didn't. Okay, seriously, you

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Speaker 1: have to not listen to this podcast. You have to

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Speaker 1: not listen to this podcast, okay, because it's gonna spread

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Speaker 1: to the outbreak will spread if you listen. But I

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Speaker 1: heard that she dies in it. I heard that you cannot.

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Speaker 1: You have to not listen to this podcast. You love

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Speaker 1: snuff fell Come on, this is a snuff potick girls girls,

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Speaker 1: hiknocknot Could I come in? It's very late. If YouTube

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Speaker 1: girls want to go to sleep soon, I would love that.

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Speaker 1: Um are these jasp yeah? Um, so make sure to

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Speaker 1: brush your teeth and then have this whole bowl of

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Speaker 1: piece of ice. Um, and you're welcome, my baby, my baby. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Tag your executives. I don't care that it's an outbreak.

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Speaker 1: No one's going home until we change our tagline Swiss

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Speaker 1: made Swiss away line. That's just so good to tag

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Speaker 1: you up. So everyone, here's okay with Swiss made Swiss away. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what about Swiss Swiss made Swiss cheese? What about that.

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Speaker 1: You like that? Oh? I love that is so good.

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Speaker 1: That reminds me of cheese. That's good. People like cheese.

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Speaker 1: People like what about Swiss maide Swiss laide? I like

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Speaker 1: right to be the best lovers in the world. Yes, yes, yes, alright, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: that did any want to hear that podcast? By the way,

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Speaker 1: which one the one about the girl who was cleaning

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Speaker 1: up the monkey pool wind? Yes, she dies on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I just listened to it this morning, and then apparently

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Speaker 1: I have to get at least somebody else to listen

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Speaker 1: to the podcast by the end of the week. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's like The Ring, but the audio version. That's exactly

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Speaker 1: the audio version of The Ring before we leave, Before

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Speaker 1: we leave, everybody the Ring? Yeah, isn't it? And okay, okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: people are dying, Your families might be dying. I want

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Speaker 1: to get you home and add it here not talking

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Speaker 1: about movies. So yes, know, are you think you have

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Speaker 1: Luke Wilson or is the guy who looks like Luke Wilson?

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Speaker 1: It was Luke and the other one he's got that, yes,

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Speaker 1: and Iven watching Loki. Wow, so you got a like

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Speaker 1: a summer job working with your uncle at the more. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, is it like freaky? That's pretty weird.

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Speaker 1: I said, one cigarette, all right, the rest of the mine.

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Speaker 1: Oh I thought we heard chatting. Yeah we are. I'm

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Speaker 1: just letting you know. You get one cigarette, all right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you make the rules. I got a stipend on cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: It's some bullshit. Yeah, hey what I'm I'm ugly right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not here to fix you, all right, I can't

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Speaker 1: So my answer was mood you. It didn't matter what

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Speaker 1: have a second. I mean have a second. Finish this

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Speaker 1: chat on a cigarette. You have a job. Now, you

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Speaker 1: until sorry interrupt. How did an American get to be

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Speaker 1: the tour guide here and in London? The great question, great, great,

417
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: great question. So I'm actually an expat. I used to

418
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: live in America, but I got my dual citizenship and

419
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: then emigrated and then I got my full citizenship to

420
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: be and staid here for England. So that's where I'm

421
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: at right now, and that's where that's where I live.

422
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: What are the what are the hazy I p a

423
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: s like? Oh, let me tell you so. Uh, the

424
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: hazy i pas here are gonna have a little butternuts squashed.

425
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: Hates to them, all right, But that sounds horrible. That

426
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: does sound horrible. I know it's a little different for

427
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: the American palette, but I promised you since your overseas,

428
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: I highly recommend the trying it. It's fantastic. It really

429
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: compliments so many local dishes. It's going to clear up

430
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: the confusion between crisps and what do they call them fries,

431
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: Crisp boots and boots Crispin boots. Sure, yeah, so the

432
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: Crispin boots those are actual. Those are two gangs here

433
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: in London. Uh, and so be very careful. What do

434
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: you say about the crisp and the boots? Because that

435
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: I mean, so they wear colors to determine who's a

436
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: crisp and who's a boot. No, it's it's just what

437
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: they're eating. That's how you can determine who's who. Okay,

438
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:52,959
Speaker 1: So they're either eating potato chips or boots, that's right.

439
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: So if you've seen an individual eating the boot, you'll

440
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: know that they're they're part of the crisps, that they're

441
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: eating crisps. Well, guys, guess we're all bored in the plane. Hey,

442
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 1: we gave it a shot. Try to start a brewery.

443
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: It didn't worry. Sorry about that. I should never drink.

444
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: I should never drink. Sorry, but I don't know what.

445
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to have you guys all back to normal. Yeah,

446
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: just take a second and just like look out there

447
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: and just see as they board Claire's body onto the plane,

448
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: just like, can we just take a moment? Yeah, why

449
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: are you laughing? It's serious. I'm crying, dude, I'm sucking crying. Okay,

450
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: I see that now, Jesus clerk, you know what? Fuck

451
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: you dude? Whoa Hey, hey, hey, I don't know people

452
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: are gonna come in and joust her to death. You

453
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: don't want to drop the gate. Okay, man, you're look

454
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: I was under the influence of that magic beer and

455
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: that magic goblet that I think. Stop blaming it on

456
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: the booze. I'm so sorry, But um, we are trying

457
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: to um take this plane off. We're trying to get

458
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: in the air. So, UM, if you could all just

459
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: find your seats. You're just kind of congregating in the aisle,

460
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: so we're just trying to watch our friends. By trying

461
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: to watch our friends, you can do that, but you're

462
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: gonna need to sit down. Well, we're in different seats,

463
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: and I'm also in the aisle, so I'm not gonna

464
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: be able to see that. So okay, Well, this plane

465
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: has to take off. So is there a problem back here?

466
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: High folks, I'm the pilot chet and I don't often

467
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: have to come this far back from the plane, but

468
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: I heard an awful lot of commotion. Can I help

469
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: out it anyway? Anybody did anything? Yeah? Yeah, I mean

470
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: you can't help us out from so about six weeks ago. Um,

471
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: most of us here that you're looking at one is

472
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: is being loaded into the to the planes. More sorry

473
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: to hear that, Sorry that there's no morgue on the plane.

474
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: It just goes in the cargo along with all the suitcases.

475
00:31:51,800 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: And yes, wow, insensitive much. Okay, So we endeavored on

476
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: a business together. We're going to start a brewery here

477
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: in the castle, O man. And then trash where is Trish?

478
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: Trisian and I started we had a thing. It was

479
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: a fling that was I'm sorry, I was using the

480
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: bathroom back there while the plane. I just want to

481
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: make it clear. We did not have a thing, So

482
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: what is it? Did you throw it in there? Didn't he?

483
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: He throw he threw it in my mouth? Yeah, but

484
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: it was consensual. But but after that it was like

485
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: it really was just like a one time. Yeah, you

486
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: know when you like do something and it's like as

487
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: soon as it happened, I was like, I know, I'm

488
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: already regretting this, So I just want to make that clear.

489
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm mid, I'm mid number one, so I'm

490
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: gonna go back and finish that up. So uh so,

491
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: then you know, as these things happened, you know, we

492
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: had people invade their castle. All right, welcome back to

493
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: America just checking your passports as you come back in here,

494
00:32:52,680 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, I love us a US. I'm an

495
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: alcoholic alright one of the time. But are y'all in

496
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: a group or what is it? Well? Not anymore, but

497
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: we did. Yeah, the four of us were from Oh

498
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: actually yes, I'm sorry. We do have something to declare.

499
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: There's a dead body on the plane. Whoa if we're

500
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: taking it to what we're taking it to? A more

501
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: not a scene too seen? Three kinds of patron VP

502
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: Conrad who wrote Kevin longtime v I P Supporters seems

503
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: suggest a Conrad here Before I get to my suggestion,

504
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: a question for you, when are you guys going to

505
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: get back to a in person show? Surely everyone is

506
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: vaccinated by now. I can only assume, by the fact

507
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: that I have not heard an in person show yet,

508
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: that you're thinking of keeping up the zoom format, and

509
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: I hope I'm wrong. I have loved the zoom and

510
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: the fact that you guys have kept it going over

511
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: the last year. But if I'm being honest, nothing tops

512
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: the rhythm of you guys that you have in the studio.

513
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping you return soon onto my scene suggestion

514
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 1: inspired yet again by pre show banter from listening to

515
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 1: the show today, a traveling salesman who never leaves his

516
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: own town. Love all that you do, comrade, Come give

517
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: daddy kiss. Okay, you're gonna be You're gonna be a

518
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: good boy for mama. Yeah, okay, all right, and hey, hey,

519
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: what's up? This five dollars is for you. That's right,

520
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: you're the man of the house now, okay, go ahead, No, no, no,

521
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: that's for you. That's for me to do what I want.

522
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: Do whatever you want, Do whatever you want. Now. How's

523
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: my tie? Your tie is a little crooked. Okay, grab

524
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: me my briefcase please, okay if you want a little

525
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: one or the big one, the big one please okay,

526
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: hmm okay tell your mom my lover. Don't you want

527
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: to give me a kiss? Diane? Daddy please blame one

528
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: on me, baby, Dan, you know I have to go

529
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: to work. I'm traveling today. Just one step, thank you,

530
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: Come get me kiss, just one little kiss. Got paid

531
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: toll before you leave? Diane? You have you have a

532
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: zanex hanging from your Lipnick it off, prove it, prove

533
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: it with your lips. I love you, I love give

534
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,439
Speaker 1: you the five bucks back. If you just kiss mommy,

535
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: all right. If you don't kiss me, I'm gonna kill myself.

536
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: That's that's Barry, Barry. I can't keep very waiting. Dan,

537
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: if you're in there, I love you, alright, little man,

538
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: love you Dad. Hey, sorry about that man, that hell's

539
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: going on in there. But my wife is addicted to

540
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: uh pills and x X. Yeah yeah, no, no, yeah, alright.

541
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: Let me just pull onto your neighbor's house. Let's get

542
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: this day started. Okay. Hey, listen, I was thinking maybe

543
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: you could take the lead on this first one. Um,

544
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: I'll play color. Uh hey, I told you guys yesterday,

545
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need curtain rods. Just one sec?

546
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: One sec? Bill Berry? What do you lead on this?

547
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: Oneny thing? Man? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let's just leave it

548
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: and I'll take the lead. Let's just what's the issue.

549
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: Let's just I'll take the lead on this one. Let's

550
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 1: grab some some curtain. I'll do color, right, Okay, let's

551
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: do some samples. Please get out of my driveway. I

552
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: I've got curtain rods from you two months. You know

553
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: what's good to let us? Who's who is lead today? Berries? Me? Bill?

554
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: Check it out. Okay, So check out these rods I

555
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: got here. Okay, Now, I know yesterday you said you

556
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: didn't like the dimples. So what fo hours ago? What

557
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: I did as I went to my garage? He did

558
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: it up all right? Myself pretty bad? Okay, Bill, I

559
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: burned myself bad. You should get that looked at skin

560
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: is flapping off Bill when I got time. But you

561
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: know what I need to do. I need to lock

562
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: in this sale. But so what do you think about

563
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: these curtain load All right? He question, bring that funk

564
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: out away. I'm just saying, lock and load, Lock and load.

565
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I mean, someone's gotta make

566
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 1: a sund here today. You know what I mean. You

567
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Look, I bought curtain rods from

568
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: you two months ago. Okay, my my wife got mad

569
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: at me. All right, we don't need any more. We

570
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: have way more curtain rods than we have windows in

571
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: the Bill, and just give us a lead, give us

572
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: a warm, warm lead. Who do you know in this

573
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: town that needs a curtain rud huh huh. I actually

574
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: would like a bunch of colorful curtain rods. I think

575
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: that colors in the house make you happy. Great, um wait,

576
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: I guess I think we'll take that tea that you

577
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: asked for offered us whatever, we will have that. We

578
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: will have that tea perfect. So I'll give you the

579
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: tea and you give me the curtain rod terrifect. We

580
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: can get that for us. She is not blaked. Did

581
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: you want honey in that te Uh? No not. I

582
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: do have a goving yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, cater

583
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: cater for all tastes, all taste buds. Okay, okay, I'll

584
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: just bring them both then, unsure whether either of you

585
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: want either. It doesn't matter here you guys, I'm under

586
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: the I'm under the couch. What the it's Steve from

587
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: up the street? Steve? What the hell? Man? Are you

588
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: still selling steel plates? I am Oh? Are you? Are

589
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: you having with her? I mean yes and no? What's up?

590
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: Are you? Guys? Listen? If if you could just pass

591
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: on on the curtain rock, I'm sorry, she took my legs.

592
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you took your legs. And I want

593
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: to bring out some would you want that? I have

594
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: a friend Berry piscatt I have a chocolates yeah yeah,

595
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: whatever fresh. I'll take more than one, so I'll take

596
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: all I'll bring that on over. Yeah, don't drink the

597
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: tea whatever. We gonna get the funk out here. We

598
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: gotta get here, I gotta, I gotta, of course, we

599
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Let's get the sale and

600
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,479
Speaker 1: then let's get honey the police. Fun the sale. Steve

601
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: shut the hook up. You botched your sale. Now it's

602
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: our turn. Okay, watch guys, guys. Hey, Samantha, I'm friends

603
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: with your son. I'm selling girl Scout cookies. I'm in

604
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: the cabinet. Im, I'm in the cabinet. Oh my god,

605
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: the cat the living room cabinet. Wait, are your legs

606
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,760
Speaker 1: cut off as well? Is that how you can know? Freak?

607
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: I have my legs. She took my arms though, Oh god,

608
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: that's what you can Sam, just standing straight up. I

609
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: thought your arms has a bath. Let her right in there.

610
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, get out of should we trying to

611
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 1: make this? Hold on a second, don't shoot on our parade, Sam,

612
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: you botched your sal Samantha. It's Samantha. I don't like

613
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: when people call me Sam. He well, Samantha. This is

614
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: our territory now, okay, so I get used to it.

615
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 1: You're in the winter circle. All right, call the cops. Hey, hey,

616
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: they're friends. Can't interest anyone and buying a globe ship okay,

617
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: brand new globe. It's got all seventeen Soviet republics marked clearly. Garth,

618
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: listen to us. Okay, let's do us. Your time is done.

619
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: You hear me done? Old man East Germany and West

620
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: Germany splipped right down in the middle and started around

621
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: and fantasizing which place you'd like to go to? Garth.

622
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Speaker 1: It's one country now, all right, you understand what it's

623
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Speaker 1: one country now, all right, don't explain that to him here. Okay,

624
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: I brought Earl Gray, I brought jasmine in a little

625
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: bit of Camell coffee. I'm sorry you don't want to

626
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: pick this coffee up some certain rods, of course. So

627
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: why don't we get the checkbook going out and let's

628
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: make the deal. Pull up the catalog. Here, here's the catalog.

629
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Speaker 1: So how so you think of one of each color?

630
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: Is that is that we think of one for all

631
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: the rooms drinking? It looks like I'm gonna meet my

632
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: girlfriend in Yugoslavia more, it doesn't exist. Guards, get back

633
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: into your underneath the staircase. Mini closet. Oh sorry, I

634
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta slide back in with my one good limb.

635
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: It's just a good friend. So um yeah, so we

636
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: can just get those numbers to you. And so I

637
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: just finished it up here. The Mash show so clear

638
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: that it was so weird that Garth just came out

639
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: like that, and I just told him to go back

640
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: in there because I know that he likes that kind

641
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: of space to feel comfortable and that he's such a

642
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: good friend. So I'm just being a good friend of his,

643
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: and i just want to let you know that once

644
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: he's comfortable, I'm going to let him out and he's

645
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: going to go back to his family. And it's totally cool.

646
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say, you know, I'm just

647
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: trying to say that's that's what just happened. I'm just

648
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: trying to clarify what just happened. This isn't piscatti. This

649
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: is garlic bread with raisins. Don't you like that? Have

650
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: you ever heard a biscot biscotti with freezing before Starbucks? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

651
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: I think we're all getting on. We're getting hold. Okay,

652
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: you complaining by biscatti, chopping up people's legs and arms

653
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: a Christ with racins, Jesus Christ stories. You heard a

654
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: little little rumors? You're making up little fantasies in your

655
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: head because you're sick. Fuck? Is that you know? How

656
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: we keep our mouth shut around here? We sign on line? Oh?

657
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: Is that what you want to play? You have a

658
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: little a little bara. Do you think that that's cute?

659
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna brain. I'm gonna blow his fucking brains out

660
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: of his head if you make this check out my

661
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: guest team means nothing to me. You're the friend that

662
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: I want. You're the one with all the colors, the

663
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: colorful rods, and that's what I'm like. And for Oh

664
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: should I am on color today, aren't i? Hey? Friends,

665
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: check out the Arctic circle that depicted to scale. It's

666
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 1: solid ice. Oh god, you shot him? Thank you by

667
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: one good limb. I do like you. I'm going to

668
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: keep you around all right. Okay, Sam, come out, Steve,

669
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: crawl out of there. Anybody who's being hidden here, come

670
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: on out. You have to win the cabinet doors for me.

671
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: I can't open them myself. What's going on here? I

672
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: don't know why. I don't know why, and tell us

673
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: what's going on. Well, I'll tell you what's going on here.

674
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: These are my friends. These are my best friends. Yeah,

675
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: we love her, it'll me and I love them, and

676
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: I take care of them so well. And the only

677
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: one who can take care of them. Yeah, it's her

678
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: and Limb Daddy just dial and they're my best friends.

679
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: Can I take such good care of them? Can you

680
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: imagine only only having just a couple? Just know? And

681
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: can you imagine if you need somebody to help you?

682
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 1: And I can do that. I have a caretaker. That's

683
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: what I am. She makes a good point. They come

684
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: to me, They came to my doorstop. They offered you

685
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: goods garlic bread with raisins shoved inside. If you're gonna

686
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: buy one of these globes one of these days, I

687
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: just know it. Barry, what do you want to do? Huh?

688
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: What do you want? You're only today? Yeah, you're only today.

689
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? How do you want

690
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: to end this? I want to walk away from the sale.

691
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: Good luck walking when you have no lugs? Honey, I'm home, dear,

692
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: Oh wrong house, Sorry, honey, I'm home, Diane. You're just

693
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: going to my mom's house. Let me get the book.

694
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: Just going to my mom's house. Man, it was an accident,

695
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: the same man accident. Uh, well you're that guy. You're

696
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: that curtain guy. Huh you stole sixty grand from my mom.

697
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: You piece of ship. All right, all right, you have

698
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: a good day. One day she buys hand eggs off

699
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: of me, just so you know. All right, I suppose

700
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: you know she buys Danny office. She doesn't look at

701
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: her totally super You look clear and beautiful. I'm clear.

702
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: I I open my mind, and I transferred my for this.

703
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: This household right here has been marked by the boots.

704
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: Good luck, dude, good luck. That's our show for today. Yes,

705
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: and Danny, the boots are coming and we are going.

706
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: Let's thank each and every one of our damn alchemists,

707
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: starting with the Caroline Cutter. Caroline, thanks for having me.

708
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 1: Thank what a treat as the A C working where

709
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: you are, Caroline. Look, I have a C, but the

710
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: problem is I'm extremely cheap, so I really only turn

711
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: it on if I like him feeling like I'm gonna

712
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,399
Speaker 1: pass out, So all the windows are open, getting plenty

713
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: of air in there. Well, right now, it's all closed

714
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: for you know, noise purposes. So I am feeling the

715
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: feeling the you know, the season. You're glowing. Thank you

716
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,959
Speaker 1: and thank you for joining us today. Damn it, thank

717
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: you for having me. Jackie Gonzalez. Um, it's good. We

718
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: have one of those like half you know, I don't

719
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: know what they're No, it looks like a rectangle and

720
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: it's like on the wall. It's like just supposed to like,

721
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: um cool one room, but our plays are so small

722
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: cool as the whole thing. Um, we don't pay for

723
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: our utilities. Luckill and I are just bragging right wow, Yeah,

724
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: come on down to My in laws are here for

725
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: a week starting today and that there No, I'll be

726
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: there while they're there. That sounds good for me. Uh,

727
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: Joey Grierstein, thank you so much, as always, thank you

728
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: for having me and I and I said this at

729
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: the beginning, are a little pop up shop that's coming

730
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: over to the neighborhoods. It's going to be Uh. Everything

731
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: is a h disposable, so nothing is reusable, so we can't.

732
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: You need to take it with you, and that's been

733
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: a We've been hearing the reviews on Twitter and whatnot.

734
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: But you do need to take with you. There is

735
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: no trash on site, so thank you for that. Can

736
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: you at all decipher what any of that was? Yeah,

737
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: I got all of it actually, and he makes it

738
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,919
Speaker 1: makes perfect sense. Um, you know what else makes sense?

739
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: It makes sense if you are a fan of comedy. Yes,

740
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: and you want to. You want to you want to

741
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: look behind and inside? Yes, right, the ins and out

742
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: question everything you've ever known about comedy performance. I suggest

743
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: you check out The Comedy Fix. Okay, is that a podcast?

744
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 1: It's my podcast. I'm part of the podcast. We go further.

745
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, somebody asked to be on the other day.

746
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: They didn't have a topic that we could challenge. We don't.

747
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: We want it. We want to challenge and we want

748
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: to break the inside. We had Craigetkowski on there blowing

749
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 1: fucking brains to pieces, ladies and gentlemen. We had Jackie

750
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: did Ruthy on there blowing fucking brains to piece and

751
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 1: says soon we'll have Joey soon. Don't have Caroline soon?

752
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: Do we'll have Kevin. There's no excuse not to listen

753
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: to the Comedy Fix. When when you do book, Caroline,

754
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: can you ask one question for me yeahline comes on

755
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: and that is in the if the general rule of

756
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: improv is yes and one of then why every time

757
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: you Chris are in a scene in a moment with Caroline,

758
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: she bursting out of her mouth is to yell no,

759
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: Well we will discuss that we actually do we already? Yes, Caroline,

760
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: I was interesting. I'd love to hear what she has

761
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 1: to say. It's one of my favorite things. She gets

762
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: so angry at whatever you've presented the scene and listen,

763
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: nobody finds more joy then my fiance Jessica. She thinks

764
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: that my relationship and it is a strong relationship with

765
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: Caroline is the funniest fucking thing. She absolutely loves it.

766
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: She's a huge Cotter fan. Just want to say that. Yeah,

767
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: the anger is tough to find, speaking of anger tough

768
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: to find. Craig Acco, thank you so much for being here. Kevin. Yes,

769
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: Anne was disproved years ago, so it's been changed to

770
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: no or no is what everybody's doing these days, and

771
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 1: I want to let it be known. In the eternal

772
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 1: battle between the Boots and the Crisps, I am team

773
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: Crisps Away. That's bold, that is bold. Uh, let's thank

774
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: our engineering cruise of the Stars, five folks and I

775
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: heart media. Please be kind to each other, give a

776
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: good goddamn We appreciate you very much. Until next time,

777
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: I'll can there