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Speaker 1: We got a Brettan new full hour for you on

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Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast. Thanks so much for being here,

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Speaker 1: and do yourself a favor.

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Speaker 2: Today and go over to our socials.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you have to forge that song of the week,

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Speaker 1: not only the song of the week, but also Jeff's stare.

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Speaker 2: It's really Jeff's day on Instagram, on tikitar, on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think that he likes it because he

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Speaker 1: doesn't like the way he looks right now, you know,

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Speaker 1: And that's kind of our fault. I learned a lot

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Speaker 1: about shaving a guy's face. Oh and then earlier this week,

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Speaker 1: Alexis shared an embarrassing story about how bad she is

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Speaker 1: at cooking and apparently other people are worse.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I loved this comment from sand Trx, who said,

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Speaker 3: I have an ex who's also blonde, who baked a

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Speaker 3: cake for me following the instructions of two whole eggs.

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Speaker 4: She literally put two whole, non cracked eggs in.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and she.

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Speaker 2: Baked it that way. And Alexis's defense, this isn't the

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Speaker 2: reason we broke up.

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Speaker 3: She tried, just like toddlers do they try.

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Speaker 2: I have so many questions about it. Chocolate cake with

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Speaker 2: two hard boiled eggs in the summer.

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Speaker 6: So good.

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Speaker 2: All right, we love it. Thanks so much for being here.

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Speaker 2: Please subscribe and sit back and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 7: Yesterday we talked about when is it okay to give

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Speaker 7: teenagers phones?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.

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Speaker 1: After we talked about it, actually went home was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, do you know what I learned today

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Speaker 1: on our show?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Wait, we said to your husband or the kids, said.

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Speaker 7: My husband, okay, yeah, it's working Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: The overwhelming answer is when they show the maturity and

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Speaker 7: responsibility to be able to handle one. And I'm not

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Speaker 7: sure the young lady I'm going to tell you about

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Speaker 7: and this story deserves a phone quite yet.

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Speaker 10: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Is she twenty six? Where she at? How old?

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Speaker 7: She's a sixteen year old girl. This happened in Belleville, Illinois,

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Speaker 7: and she was working at a McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's good. She's responsible to have a job.

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Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Well, she was asked by her manager in the middle

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Speaker 7: of her shift to take out the trash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty normal.

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Speaker 7: Sixteen year old looked at the garbage and said, ew, no,

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Speaker 7: what I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: You can't say no it was probably it's part of

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Speaker 1: You have, dude, I had to scrub the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: So the manager was like, yeah, you are taking out

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Speaker 7: the trash. That's part of your job. So the team

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Speaker 7: decides to just leave.

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Speaker 2: What Wow, she was responsible?

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Speaker 7: Well hold on because twenty minutes later she comes back.

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Speaker 2: Oh she made a mistake, and she wants to apologize.

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Speaker 7: But with her mom, and her mother confronts the manager saying,

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Speaker 7: did you tell my daughter that she needs to take

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Speaker 7: out the trash? So again the manager is like, yeah,

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Speaker 7: that's her job.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and why aren't you doing the same at your house.

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Speaker 7: The mom's like, you can't tell my daughter what to

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Speaker 7: do at her job. You're just the manager. Okay this

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Speaker 7: and the manager replies, oh yeah, pulls out a gun

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Speaker 2: I did not expect that ending. There was nothing in

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Speaker 7: We're not done. Pushes started being thrown, the cops were called,

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Speaker 7: everybody got felony charges, and the trash never made it

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Speaker 2: Who wow, But it looks like there's a new manager

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Speaker 7: And we're gonna go to the text board. At seven

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Speaker 7: eighty five nine two. Does that sixteen year old deserve

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Speaker 2: It seems like she's real dialed in.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, it could be. Now we're moving on. We

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Speaker 7: day with a guy who also responds to no manager requests.

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Speaker 7: That would be our digital producer, Jake. I'm not telling

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Speaker 7: you what to do here, but maybe read us a question.

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Speaker 7: It's up doing this.

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Speaker 4: On my own volition.

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Speaker 9: On this day, two sitcom legends were born, Matt LeBlanc

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Speaker 9: aka Joey Tribani from Friends and the late Estelle Geddy

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Speaker 9: aka Sophia.

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Speaker 7: From The Golden Girls.

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Speaker 9: Two icon of TV stars made sarcasm sexy and cheesecake sultry.

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Speaker 9: That's why today we're honoring both of these shows by

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Speaker 9: doing a special New York Friends or Gals in depends

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Speaker 9: edition of Coty of twenty. You guys, say number one

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Speaker 9: through twenty. I'll give you a funny storyline from one

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Speaker 9: of these famous sitcoms. You just have to tell me,

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Speaker 9: was that New York Friends or Golden Gals?

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Speaker 2: In depends, sexy depends.

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Speaker 9: We'll start with the woman who asked for the Rachel

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Speaker 9: cut but ended up with the Blanche.

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Speaker 7: Die Jobs.

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Speaker 9: Number ten, alexis your sitcom situation? Is this one character

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Speaker 9: goes on a disastrous blind date that ends with her

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Speaker 9: accidentally setting her dates apartment on fire and then trying

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Speaker 4: Is that New York?

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Speaker 9: Friends or women in depends?

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Speaker 3: I've seen all friends, but I don't remember this, Like

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Speaker 3: I don't know who would be on there, like the

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Speaker 11: That's good, you have that reference, Like you know all friends,

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Speaker 11: zero Golden Girls.

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Speaker 7: But they're both. The groups are like equally kind of sexy.

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Speaker 7: They're equally wild in the dating scene, so they could

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Speaker 3: One of the guys on friends more than one of

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Speaker 3: the girls the girls. So I'm gonna go take your

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Speaker 3: diperen diaper or something, he says, super diaper meeting Golden Girls.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Sophia starts a fire during a date accidentally and

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Speaker 9: the lady scrambled to help her hide there.

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Speaker 6: That's actually really funny.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this response is really insulting to the

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Speaker 9: We can go mega diaper.

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Speaker 6: Brookeets, your turn.

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Speaker 9: Has been chosen.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go twelve.

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Speaker 9: Number twelve. Brook, a character accidentally eats a roommate's petfish,

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Speaker 9: thinking it was left over sushi. Is that New York Friends?

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Speaker 11: I mean I got you to fish was second, and

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Speaker 1: they do not seem like sushi lovers.

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Speaker 7: Really isn't it takes place in Miami. I feel like

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Speaker 7: Miami would have really good sushi.

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Speaker 1: It would, but yeah, the income they're on retirement funds,

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Speaker 1: I'm going it's New York Friends.

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Speaker 9: Brook says that happened on Friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh The Golden Girls.

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Speaker 9: Roses boyfriend leaves his beloved pet fish with her, and

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Speaker 9: Sophia again accidentally fries it up for dinner. It is

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Speaker 1: Out why am I not watching more Golden I know

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Speaker 7: Ten and twelve have been chosen.

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Speaker 6: Jose I'm gonna go with number five.

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Speaker 7: Number five.

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Speaker 9: Jose, a character tries to hide fact that she's dating

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Speaker 9: Depends easily be either?

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Speaker 2: This feels very blanche to me.

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Speaker 6: It feels like Blanche, but like would she hide it?

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Speaker 11: That's a good point, Like, oh, and is younger than me?

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's Dorothy. You know, she's a little up tight.

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Speaker 6: You want to get hot.

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Speaker 7: Monica does date a teenager by accident at one in

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Speaker 11: Jennifer, really, that joke is made? Or that is like

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Speaker 11: a hot like plumber? You know, like it leans more

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Speaker 9: So you're saying friends, I'm logging in friends, Jose says

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Speaker 9: New York Friends. Yeah, that was Blanche who dates a

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Speaker 7: Oh darn.

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Speaker 2: Even more problematic that they didn't lie about that high school.

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Speaker 9: Or Jeffery, you gotta get this right to keep the

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Speaker 9: game going.

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Speaker 7: Number seven, all right, jeff.

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Speaker 9: A character accidentally high there is a male stripper for

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Speaker 9: that New York Friends or Gals and Depends are just

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Speaker 7: Man, isn't that what happened that Brooks baby shower? Except

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Speaker 7: it wasn't an accident. Brook's mom ordered him on purpose.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was a clown that would take off

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Speaker 7: I want to I want to say neither on this neither.

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Speaker 7: I'm going this is a true story from Brooklyn. Life depends.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey says, neither. That was a Golden Girls storyline. Rose

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Speaker 9: tries to organize support group, ends up booking a stripper

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Speaker 6: Golden Girl. Yeah, it sounds awesome.

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Speaker 9: Today's Golden Girl is actually Alexis Plenty of twenty with.

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Speaker 2: My natural golden hair.

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Speaker 7: So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked while they

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Speaker 7: sing the friend's theme song. Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 3: Let's go, jeff you for choosing either?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry, okay?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, I thought just because we're such good friends.

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Speaker 7: So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

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Speaker 7: Your job's joke, you bro?

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Speaker 12: You love laftyou a good song.

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Speaker 7: It's your shot collar question of other day. We got

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Speaker 7: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Suddenly it feels drafty in the studio.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why you got a feather on your face.

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Speaker 6: You should be fine.

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Speaker 7: It's all thanks to no pants and also no beard. Yes,

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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, because we just did

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Speaker 7: our next you Wouldn't Dare summertime challenge and I was

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Speaker 2: Yeah, j beard, but I one side.

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Speaker 1: There's a feather that sits right under his lips, so

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Speaker 13: Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 7: You want to describe what you all did to me?

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Speaker 7: Or are you just ashamed of your evil handiwork actually

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Speaker 3: I was impressive shaving for the first time on a

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Speaker 2: Dude, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: You guys pushed so hard with those razors that really

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Speaker 7: Employees looked everywhere for him and didn't know what happened

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Speaker 7: This next laser story is out of food News. You know, Wendy's,

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Speaker 2: I love Wendy's.

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Speaker 7: As far as the contents of this limited time purchase,

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Speaker 7: This next laser story is out of gen Z Headquartersay.

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Speaker 7: Some employers complain that it's difficult to deal with younger

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Speaker 2: There nobody an eighth.

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Speaker 7: Now this post on social media is going viral. Quote.

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Speaker 7: I'm a recruiter, so I do a ton of phone interviews,

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Speaker 7: A millennial responded, saying that a Hello greeting isn't just

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Speaker 1: I mean it is true with my kids because we

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Speaker 7: Honestly, it has to be taught.

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Speaker 11: So what weird is like old people love to like

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Speaker 6: Friend used to be, Like so and so's barbecue, you

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Speaker 7: what they're getting into. Why that's kind of what it

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Speaker 7: is that sound. These laser stories has come to an

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Speaker 7: end for the day, We're gonna do it again at

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Speaker 15: Time on Monday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: On this show, yes, we talk about criminals and laser stories.

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Speaker 7: Oh they're so fun, and weirdos on Craigslist, Yeah, and

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Speaker 7: creepers on the Loser Line. But rarely do we devote

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Speaker 11: Wow, some go down at Basels's wedding.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they rent the wrong volcano.

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Speaker 7: But oh my god, this may be the one time

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Speaker 7: all year we're doing this because one of the worst

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Speaker 7: it right after this weddings. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 7: the morning, that magical day where two people promise to

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Speaker 7: Limited so nice, and if you're hosting one, the best

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Speaker 7: remember that wedding. You guys had the best stuffed mushrooms.

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Speaker 2: That's what you took from my.

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Speaker 6: Jame's wedding had the best salmon.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, And just hopefully they aren't remembering the dream day

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Speaker 7: that took a hard left turn into chaos, regret, and

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Speaker 7: this show we talked about all sorts of nuptial disasters,

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Speaker 7: with cake collapses, wardrobe malfunctions, and enough sloppy drunk uncles

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Speaker 7: it because an engaged couple with the last name Finbaugh

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Speaker 7: to save money at their weddings, but maybe the Finnbaughs

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Speaker 7: Those are really nice weddings. I really enjoy those.

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Speaker 7: First of all, the wedding invite only disclosed the location

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Speaker 7: and the time, no other information, nothing about the dress code.

451
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,199
Speaker 7: There was no wedding website, nothing about where the venue was.

452
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Speaker 2: Oh wait, there's not even venue in no location.

453
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Speaker 7: Well they're not saying is it like, is it going

454
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Speaker 7: to be like inside? It's just an address and a time,

455
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Speaker 7: So they have some questions. It was just people got there.

456
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Speaker 7: Turns out it's an outdoor wedding on a humid, sunny

457
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Speaker 7: ninety five degree afternoon with no shade or misters anywhere.

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Speaker 1: No dude, they're always like next to a barn and

459
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Speaker 1: it's a billion degrees, you're going.

460
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Speaker 6: To pass out.

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Speaker 7: Yes, they wish there was a barn, because at least

462
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Speaker 7: the barn would have gave some shape.

463
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Speaker 4: There was nothing here.

464
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 7: Some guests were in shorts and T shirts and flip flops.

465
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Speaker 7: Others were in formal suits and flow length gowns.

466
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Speaker 6: Yeah, bring a jacket to a wedding.

467
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 7: One lady showed up in a full white dress.

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Speaker 2: What not to do?

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Speaker 7: That it was not the bride. The ceremony itself was

470
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Speaker 7: quote lengthy.

471
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Speaker 6: As I'm a speedy wedding at.

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Speaker 7: Least an hour long, with screaming children interrupting throughout, which nightmare,

473
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Speaker 7: which isn't their fault, but anytime it happened, the minister

474
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Speaker 7: would stop and start that part of the ceremony over

475
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Speaker 7: power through.

476
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Speaker 1: Did you know the bride and groom or just dying

477
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Speaker 1: up front as well, like it's not just the guest.

478
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Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody's suffering. And when that finally finished and the

479
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 7: applause happened, many guests were drowning in their own sweat. Yeah,

480
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Speaker 7: and all they wanted was a cold drink of water

481
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Speaker 7: and maybe a fly swatter because the bugs were going

482
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 7: crazy on the hot, humid day. But there was no

483
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Speaker 7: water on any of the tables. There was no water station.

484
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Speaker 7: It was just a huge line at the bar, which

485
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Speaker 7: again was outside in the heat, just so people could

486
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Speaker 7: get to the front in order a cup of water.

487
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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 7: One person finally gets there and asks the bartender for

489
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Speaker 7: a water, and the bartender replies, you got it, two dollars.

490
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Speaker 2: They're charging for water.

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Speaker 7: Yep. Above him is a sign that says no free

492
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Speaker 7: beverages period, not even water.

493
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Speaker 6: That is awful. Why would you set your friends up

494
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Speaker 6: like that?

495
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Speaker 2: He sounds like a bad music festival that we're at.

496
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Speaker 6: You know, fire wedding.

497
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Speaker 1: I'm burnt, I'm sweaty, I can't get a water without

498
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Speaker 1: taking a mortgage out.

499
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Speaker 6: I'm uncomfortable in so many ways.

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Speaker 7: So the guess is like okay and pulls out his

501
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Speaker 7: credit card, and the bartender says, oh, sorry, we operate

502
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Speaker 7: cash on but there's an ATM two miles back down

503
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Speaker 7: the road.

504
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Speaker 2: Dude, Venmo. Just change it to VENMO.

505
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Speaker 6: I would be like, oh, I'm gonna get cash. Then

506
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Speaker 6: I would just not come back.

507
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 7: So nobody has cash. People are begging the bartender for

508
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Speaker 7: a sip of water.

509
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: God, I just have an ice cube. Yeah.

510
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Speaker 8: The water.

511
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that'll be a nickel please. When it came

512
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 7: to dinner, a quote homemade buffet was unveiled, dishes that

513
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Speaker 7: they prepared themselves, with flies swarming all over it for

514
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Speaker 7: guests to eat.

515
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 6: You know, there was a potato salad that was just.

516
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 7: Hot, just some cold spaghetti in a tupperware, and Grandma's

517
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 7: tuna noodle castlerole.

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Speaker 1: It was like yesterday when I walked into the break

519
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: room and there was a big vat of potato salad

520
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: with a spoon in it, and.

521
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: There it's still outside. It's like not refrigerated, and obviously

522
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Speaker 2: store bought.

523
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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's tough. Staates for like two weeks though, not

524
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 7: to mention the bride and groom had apparently miscalculated with plates,

525
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 7: napkins and forks.

526
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Speaker 6: Under or over.

527
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Speaker 2: I'm guessing under under.

528
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, oh, when you need to read the room

529
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 11: and be like, let's call this.

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Speaker 7: When dessert came out, there was an announcement made saying

531
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Speaker 7: you can come up and get some, but you'll have

532
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 7: to hold it with your hands. They the dessert they

533
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 7: served pudding.

534
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: Are you seriously they were putting into people's hands.

535
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: There was a.

536
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 7: Line of people who came through, reached their hand into

537
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 7: the pudding path and brought it back to the table

538
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 7: with them just screaming. Children eating pudding out of their parents' hands.

539
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm just looking into my mouth out of

540
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 6: a spoon.

541
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Speaker 1: This feels like like when society has finally fallen and

542
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: this is where we're gonna end up.

543
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 7: Many commented the Finnball wedding was more of a survival

544
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 7: challenge of Gosh. When it was all winding down, a

545
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 7: lot of guests thought that maybe the whole thing was

546
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 7: just a weird practical joke.

547
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 6: It sounds like a TV it sounds like bunk.

548
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 2: I mean the pudding, it took me over the edge.

549
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's too much.

550
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 7: But turns out note wasn't a prank, just poor planning

551
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 7: and cheap skating by the bride and girl.

552
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 11: And you know she's like that was my grandma was putting,

553
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 11: and I thought that we're gonna love it.

554
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

555
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 7: The worst part is they did have water bottles there.

556
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 7: They had bottles of water, but the bride banned them

557
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 7: from the wedding because they didn't match her aesthetic. The

558
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 7: labels just weren't.

559
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 6: There's children hands, So that's our.

560
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 7: Nomination for biggest disaster wedding of the entire year.

561
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: The thing is is, if you have a terrible wedding,

562
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: maybe it's only up from there, right.

563
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 7: It's gonna be a breeze. That's your wedding disaster. We

564
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 7: got your phonesap coming up right after this.

565
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's

567
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 7: phon Tap, we call a guy whose girlfriend just last

568
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 7: month decided I'm gonna take them a new hobby and

569
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 7: do some Spanish dance lessons.

570
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Speaker 2: That's fine, just.

571
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 7: Something she wanted to try on her own, and for

572
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 7: some reason, every time she comes home from it to

573
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 7: her boyfriend, she is smiling from ear to.

574
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: Ear because dance is so fine. Yeah, he's feel good.

575
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 7: He's noticed, and it's been a little weird for him.

576
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 7: He's even mentioned it to her a few times, so

577
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 7: she says he seems a tad bit insecure.

578
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect time to strike.

579
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 7: Oh it's the yeah, perfect time. Yeah, it's going to

580
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 7: happen right now.

581
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 8: Hello.

582
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 4: Hello, is this Nathan?

583
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is Nathan. Who's this?

584
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 7: It is I.

585
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 14: Rong though, and I am calling from the bhatta dance academy. Haha,

586
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 14: o shay, Uh do you know of the academy? Your girlfriend, Kendra,

587
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 14: she comes here for the classes.

588
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 10: Uh, why are you calling me? And how did you

589
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 10: get my number?

590
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 7: Kendra?

591
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 14: She gave me your number and said, perhaps you would

592
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 14: like a phone call. Maybe you have some questions for

593
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 14: me or concerns.

594
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 10: I mean not really, that's weird that she did that.

595
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 10: She didn't tell me that.

596
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 14: Juneo, Nathan, I think it is very natural to be

597
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 14: curious about a man who does not show up for

598
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 14: his beautiful girlfriend as a dance class.

599
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 10: It's not that I'm not showing up, but I'm not invited.

600
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 10: She wanted to do this on her own.

601
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 7: No word is my friend.

602
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,959
Speaker 14: She is in good hands and arms, really in heaps

603
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 14: and legs and one and two.

604
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 4: And three and four.

605
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 10: So this is what that is. It's like super close,

606
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 10: like together.

607
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:41,959
Speaker 14: Only physically, physically and emotionally. We do talk a lot.

608
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,719
Speaker 7: She is going through some stress at work, as you know.

609
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 10: I didn't know. I didn't know that.

610
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,479
Speaker 14: Oh gosh, her new boss is such a jerk. Ju

611
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 14: and I should sit down for coffee some time. I

612
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 14: will tell you all about him. He is a total ahor.

613
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 10: No, that's okay. I'll go ahead and talk to my

614
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 10: girlfriend about her own.

615
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 14: Issues, okay, but I will not let her out of

616
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 14: class early, all right, So do not speak to her

617
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 14: during class time.

618
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 7: That is my time with her.

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Speaker 10: Okay, buddy, Look, you're crossing the line here, like she's

620
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 10: just taking a dance class with you. I don't know

621
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 10: why you're so involved.

622
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 7: It is so much more. She pays me to please

623
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 7: to teach her.

624
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 4: To teach her.

625
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 10: Did you say the pleaser?

626
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 14: You understand what I mean. It is an expression from dance.

627
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 10: You're really paying the picture here, like it's more than

628
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 10: a dance class.

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Speaker 14: You do not need to feel intimidated my friend. When

630
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 14: I hold her, it is only for ballence. But when

631
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 14: I feel her skin, it is just to check how

632
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 14: moist it is. Wait, because she's using a new moisturizer.

633
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 14: She's been talking about it a lot. It's like cucumbermellon

634
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 14: to the extreme. My friend is delicious.

635
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 10: See now, would you have a problem if a stranger

636
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 10: knew that about another guy's girlfriend, because see that?

637
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 14: Oh no, for me, it would be a compliment. Feel

638
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 14: free to smell all of my girlfriends. One smells like

639
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 14: vanilla one smells like cinnamon, and I think a little

640
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 14: bit of nutmeg.

641
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 10: You're like some sort of dance floor player or something.

642
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 14: No, I am just an instructor who is passionate about dancing.

643
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 14: From the moment my alarm clock goes off, the beats

644
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 14: start hitting me. My ship start to dry right as

645
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 14: I wake up, first counterclockwise, then clockwise. It's like stretching

646
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 14: for my heats, my loins. Dance is my life. I

647
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 14: brush my teeth on the beat.

648
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 10: You've given me a lot of weird pictures.

649
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 4: Oh, pictures.

650
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 7: I will send you pictures if you like.

651
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, thank you.

652
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 14: Are you sure I have one from your girlfriend Kendra

653
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 14: right here?

654
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm looking at it.

655
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 10: She did not send you a picture of herself.

656
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 7: Oh it is very sexy. So I did not even

657
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 7: ask for this.

658
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 14: And all it says is you have been phoned out

659
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 14: on Brooken, Heiffrey and Lamanniana.

660
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 16: Okay, I'm gonna have to talk to her because this

661
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 16: is out of line.

662
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,479
Speaker 7: This is because you do not speak Spanish.

663
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 14: You do not understanding Brookn, Heifrey and Lamagnana.

664
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 4: Maybe if I.

665
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 11: Say Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and this is

666
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 11: a prank phone call.

667
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 16: Oh my god, because yes, this is actually a Jose

668
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 16: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

669
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 16: and we're doing a phone tap on you.

670
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 10: Man. What I was like, I had no idea what

671
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 10: to say. I was just like, this guy is confusing.

672
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 6: Man, So tender loves the show.

673
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 11: And she said she started a new dance class, and

674
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 11: you've been asking questions.

675
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 7: Like who you dance with when you're there, and like

676
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 7: you just don't know.

677
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 10: Wow, I guess I'd better try to find out now.

678
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 10: Now you got me suspicious.

679
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 6: I am sure you're fine, all right?

680
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 14: And her instructor doesn't know that she smells exactly like cucumber,

681
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 14: melon and a little bit of strawberries.

682
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 11: Wait so you know that, No, but that is a

683
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 11: great scent. Can we all agree?

684
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 10: Huh? Yes, yes, I think so.

685
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 11: Text in seven, eight, five, nine to two Team Cucumber mellon.

686
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 10: The second Man.

687
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 8: Weak Up.

688
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 15: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

689
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 15: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

690
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 7: When you go out to dinner, okay, to make certain

691
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 7: requests from the restaurant, Okay, reasonable ones like asking if

692
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 7: your salad dressing can be on the side okay, yeah,

693
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 7: or asking for a bottle of champagne to be waiting

694
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 7: at the table when you arrive, or even asking to

695
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 7: be seated in an area with more attractive people in

696
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 7: your eye life. Nobody wants to see us while you're

697
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 7: eating your lobster.

698
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 11: They always put in by the bathroom, like, oh, really

699
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 11: pretty section through this door.

700
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 6: Wait a minute.

701
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 7: But one of our listeners made a different kind of

702
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 7: request from his server after they got to dinner, and

703
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 7: a lot of people in this room thought it crossed

704
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 7: the line, a lot of the people who would be

705
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 7: seated in the section, But the restaurant did grant his request,

706
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 7: and you'll hear it see if you agree in your

707
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 7: second date.

708
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 4: Update, next second date update.

709
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 7: Isn't it annoying when you're on the dating apps and

710
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 7: you match with somebody and you can just talk to

711
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 7: them right away?

712
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: What isn't that? What you want to know?

713
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 12: It?

714
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: Thank you?

715
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 7: I want to work for it. That's why I'm glad.

716
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 7: On Bumble they added multiple steps in hoops you have

717
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 7: to jump through first, where if you're a guy and

718
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 7: you match with the girl first, the woman sends you

719
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 7: a prompt question that the guy has to answer, and

720
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 7: if she doesn't like your response to that, she could

721
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 7: just ditch you right away without ever speaking a word

722
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 7: to you.

723
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you have to fill out full essay

724
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: questions like you're back in high school English class all

725
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: over again to get a date.

726
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 7: We're not there yet, but I hope it gets to

727
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 7: that person because I love writing essays. See if she

728
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 7: does like your answer, then she can approve and give

729
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 7: the green light to actually message her. So if you

730
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 7: get that prompt, then you're halfway there. And one of

731
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 7: our listeners apparently got it recently. His name is Card

732
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 7: with a K. Congratulations you got to answer a pre

733
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 7: selected question. That must feel pretty good. Yeah, totally, you.

734
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 4: Did it, buddy.

735
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: Is it too much details to know what her pre

736
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: selected question was about?

737
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 7: What was the question?

738
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 17: So it was what's the best piece of advice you've

739
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 17: ever received?

740
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 2: Oh gosh?

741
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 7: Oh serious?

742
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 8: For sure?

743
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 2: She was going to ask for your favorite pizza toppings, That's.

744
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 7: What I would It is tricky how you answer that,

745
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 7: because if you're just sincere without being fun, then you're

746
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 7: gonna look very boring in stiff Yeah, But at the

747
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 7: same time, if you're too fun and too silly, then

748
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 7: it seems like you're not taking this serious.

749
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 6: You're not going to call back.

750
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: I would take my grandmother's vice, live and learn, die

751
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: and forget it all.

752
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 7: Boring, Okay, boring and a little bit morbid. If card,

753
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 7: what did you answer to the prompt what's the best

754
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 7: advice you ever got?

755
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 11: So?

756
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 17: I really thought about it, and I came up with

757
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 17: three options because this girl is really cute and I

758
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 17: didn't want to blow it.

759
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, that's good.

760
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: What did you do?

761
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 7: Give us the other two before you tell us the winner?

762
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: We're going deep.

763
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 7: I know what the options are so we can make

764
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 7: sure you chose.

765
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: So we're just writing down life advice for yourself. Is

766
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 2: that what you're doing?

767
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 7: We might as.

768
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 17: My runner ups were put the cart back, people are watching.

769
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

770
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay.

771
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 17: My next one I was always be yourself unless you

772
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 17: can be Beyonce.

773
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 2: Then yeah, that's definitely what it was like, saying people

774
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: put on.

775
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 17: You didn't like that one, No, like, maybe that's too

776
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 17: silly and not answering it. So I wasn't sure.

777
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So what was the winner?

778
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

779
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 17: So the one I went with was never date someone

780
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 17: who collaps when the plane lands.

781
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: She must have liked it, right, Okay.

782
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 17: She said, you're going to update her profile and put

783
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 17: it on hers and she did.

784
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 6: Oh bro, that's extra. That's like personalizing her own thing

785
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 6: after you good.

786
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 17: I was flattered. But the best part was, you know,

787
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 17: it led to a date, So.

788
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 7: There you go. Okay, you made it over all the hurdles,

789
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 7: through the obstacles and you got actual meet up with her.

790
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 7: What did you do for your date right there? Oh well,

791
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 7: he's not going to talk to you if you did that, bro,

792
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 7: What did you do for your date? Well?

793
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 17: Because of things beyond my control, I couldn't e until

794
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 17: super late, so I booked as a dinner reservation at

795
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 17: nine point thirty thirty. She initially asked if I could

796
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 17: go earlier, but I told her I couldn't, but I

797
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 17: really wanted to buy her dinner and spend time with her,

798
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 17: and that one or over okay, oh okay, yeah.

799
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 7: It went well.

800
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 17: We were there for a long time past midnight.

801
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 7: Oh wow, whoa, You must have really clicked for two

802
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 7: and a half hours at dinner. What time does the

803
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 7: restaurant even close?

804
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 6: That's a long dinner.

805
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 7: It's really long.

806
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 17: Was supposed to close at eleven, but we asked if

807
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 17: we could hang there while they like shut stuff down,

808
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 17: and they let us.

809
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 6: That's actually like, that's actually a rude thing.

810
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 2: It's so bad.

811
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 7: I thought I would take that as a compliment if

812
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 7: I worked in the restaurant, to be like, well, they

813
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 7: love us so much they want to stick around beyond.

814
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: I stay here for you. Oh goodness.

815
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,959
Speaker 17: I don't think they were too bothered by it, because

816
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 17: they still had the clean up and stuff and rolling silverware.

817
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 6: They're sweeping.

818
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 2: You haven't worked, you better have tipped.

819
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, of course I did.

820
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,959
Speaker 2: Restaurant aside, like, it sounds like it was going great

821
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 2: with her.

822
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, So how did the night end?

823
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 17: It was a good night. I walked into her car

824
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 17: because we drove separately, and it was a quick kiss.

825
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 8: Not a long one.

826
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 7: All right, So I'm seeing.

827
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 17: If I can take her out again. I even joked

828
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 17: over text that we could do a normal time.

829
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 7: I'll put it up to eight thirty.

830
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 17: But he's not responding.

831
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: So she's just not respond Oh that's interesting.

832
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like she was so invested.

833
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: Just all of the hoops you had to jump through

834
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: to even get the date feels like she would have

835
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: been all in.

836
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 17: Yeah, I would think, but no dice.

837
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 2: No dice.

838
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 7: Okay, well, don't sound so dejected on the phone right now, car.

839
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 7: We haven't even called her and got the answer. There

840
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 7: might be a total misunderstanding here.

841
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 17: That's what I'm worried about. When you guys call people,

842
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 17: normally doesn't go well.

843
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: Because we're always the last resort, you know, Yeah, and

844
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 1: we only air.

845
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 6: The craziest, worst one. So don't worry. Is this is

846
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 6: the air's actually a bad thing.

847
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, hopefully. This is so boring we never even put

848
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 7: it on our actual show. That's the goal. We'll see

849
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 7: what happens when we call Amy. We're gonna come back

850
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 7: and try and get you a second date update, super

851
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 7: boring edition right after this. Okay, hold on man, second

852
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 7: date update. In the story of Cinderella, you know her

853
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 7: date with the prince is going well because she stays

854
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 7: out with him till midnight. Yeah, not's not a girl.

855
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 7: But in this situation, our listener, Card with a K

856
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 7: took his date Amy to a late dinner and they

857
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 7: stayed past midnight.

858
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 2: Despite the restaurant being closed.

859
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 6: Yes, on a date, you're like dancing?

860
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, but it is a good sign that they

861
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 18: were out together for so long, and now is it

862
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 18: possible her date accidentally left her glass stiletto behind and

863
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 18: ended up bibbity bopping the waiter?

864
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 6: Alec Azooo, mechicad, I get it.

865
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 7: We don't change things what happened. But no matter what,

866
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 7: I am interested to hear how this modern day fairy

867
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 7: tale ends alved. We're gonna find out. I mean, maybe

868
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 7: we could just ask Card Card did you have a

869
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 7: hot waiter?

870
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 17: Exceptionally?

871
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, that's good. You start intimidated by whoever

872
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: your staff was.

873
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 6: Was your uber a pumpkin?

874
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 7: That's a good question, ballet Jose He said that they

875
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 7: drove separately.

876
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 6: I didn't need an answer, Jeff, No, it's not a

877
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 6: checking off.

878
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 7: Okay. Let's just call this lovely lady Amy, okay, and

879
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 7: hopefully she picks up and we get some answers out

880
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 7: of her. You ready to do this? I was saying

881
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 7: that to myself. I'm ready. Let's do it, Jeff, here

882
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 7: we go.

883
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: Hello.

884
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 7: Hey is this Amy?

885
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

886
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 7: Hey, this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

887
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 7: in the Morning.

888
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 19: Hi, Amy, Hi, Wait, what do you mean.

889
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 7: Radio still exists? I know it's shocking, but we do

890
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 7: a show. It's called Brook and Jeffrey. I think I

891
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 7: already said that, and uh, this is a segment called

892
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 7: second Date Update.

893
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 19: I'm sorry, I'm not shying rude, but why are you.

894
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: Calling great question?

895
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's part of that segment, the second date thing,

896
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 7: because we're trying to help out one of our listeners

897
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 7: that you went out with recently, a guy named Card.

898
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 7: Oh my god, what Card?

899
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: Did I just hear you go in?

900
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 17: Sorry, that's my honest reaction.

901
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 7: Oh no, oh, well, it's okay. Interesting if you feel

902
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 7: that way, that's fine. It's just Card has reached out

903
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 7: to our show because he's a little bit confused. Why

904
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 7: after your date you're not responding to any of his

905
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 7: texts or messages?

906
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: Okay, oh you're laughing. Does that mean you think he

907
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: should know?

908
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, sure, okay, let's go.

909
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll just tell you a few things that we

910
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 7: know about your date is that it started pretty late.

911
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 7: You were at a restaurant for like two and a

912
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 7: half hours till like way past it even closed. He

913
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,919
Speaker 7: felt like the vibes were pretty good, so we're wait.

914
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: There was even a cute little kiss he said at

915
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 2: the end.

916
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, a little quick one.

917
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, is that all accurate?

918
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 5: Yes?

919
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 4: Those are fat?

920
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: Well okay, so where'd.

921
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 8: It go wrong?

922
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 11: Yeah?

923
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 7: Well maybe just tell us how did you feel about

924
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 7: the date?

925
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 10: Okay?

926
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 19: Well, first of all, we get there at nine thirty.

927
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 19: I'm hungry. I've been waiting to eat, you know.

928
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, you didn't have free dinner, but.

929
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 19: I was fully expecting to eat when we.

930
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 17: Got thereally, okay, totally.

931
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 19: The waiter kept coming over to take our order, and

932
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 19: he kept telling him we weren't ready yet, and I'm like,

933
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 19: visibly hungry, You're you're hungry? Yes, yes, So we didn't

934
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 19: actually get our food till like ten thirty.

935
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: What Oh my god, I wouldn't even be able to

936
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: see straight if I was just sitting at that table.

937
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

938
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 19: No, around eleven, where are the last ones in the restaurant?

939
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 19: And I'm like, it is time that Okay. So I

940
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 19: I used to work in a restaurant. Okay, I have

941
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 19: been a server and it is absolutely mortifyingly embarrassing to me.

942
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 19: If I'm with somebody.

943
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 10: Who does not respect the fact that these people have their.

944
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 19: Own lives, you need to go home.

945
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, Amy, We totally sympathize with that.

946
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 7: That was not made clear to us from what we

947
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 7: heard from Card. He felt like you were okay with

948
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 7: staying later, and it was almost like the vibe was

949
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 7: so good. The date just kept going and going.

950
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 5: He said, it was good.

951
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 7: Yeah.

952
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 19: When people are asking you to leave the restaurant.

953
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 7: Oh, because it's such a romantic scene, they're.

954
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 6: Like, oh, I can't love with this beautiful couple.

955
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 7: And he's yeah, saying the love way.

956
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 2: It sounds like Card is maybe not very good at

957
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 2: reading the room.

958
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 7: He kept going, I looked beyond.

959
00:44:59,000 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: It looked beyond beyond.

960
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,959
Speaker 19: Oh, if you stay ambiyonce one more time.

961
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 10: I swear that in.

962
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 6: His defense, though maybe he just liked you more time

963
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 6: with you.

964
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 19: Now there's something weird about it, because around like eleven

965
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 19: fifty five, they finally were like, you have to leave

966
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 19: and know uncertain terms. They weren't trying to be nice

967
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 19: about it anymore. And this man looks at the server

968
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 19: and looks at the bill, and he goes, I'm still

969
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 19: looking over the bill.

970
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 7: Oh, A financially responsible man.

971
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 19: No way, when I tell you I wanted to die.

972
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 19: So around midnight we finally left, and it just seems

973
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 19: really weird because what we could have gone to another place.

974
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 7: Okay, it sounds like it sounds like you have a

975
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 7: lot of questions about why he was doing this and

976
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 7: what was going on. The good news is we could

977
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 7: just ask him directly because Card is on the other

978
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 7: line right now wanting to talk to He's very patient.

979
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 7: If you can't, still have to let.

980
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 4: The car.

981
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 10: What's the are you hearing?

982
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 17: But is it a bad thing that I liked the rest?

983
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 2: Turn music off, of the lights off?

984
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 8: Okay?

985
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm sorry.

986
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 19: If I'd known that you were listening this whole time,

987
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 19: I probably would have been a little nicer, But you

988
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 19: know what, they were closing and you wouldn't leave, and

989
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 19: it was weird and I was.

990
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 17: One to stay there and enjoy it with you.

991
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 7: From the room. Okay.

992
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 19: They brought us the bill before eleven, and you kept

993
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 19: insisting on waiting more and more, and they were very

994
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 19: clear they needed and you just you just kept finding

995
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 19: reasons to I mean, what was going on because it

996
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 19: was really I don't know, it was really strange.

997
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, Amy, I think you've said your your piece,

998
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 7: So Car, do you have anything that you want to

999
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 7: say to Amy in response to that, And I was a.

1000
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 17: Little low on funds. The cell phone company I work

1001
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 17: for doesn't pay me till midnight on Friday. I used

1002
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 17: my debit card for the meal, and I wouldn't have

1003
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 17: gone through if I had paid earlier.

1004
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 7: Look, you feel bad for that.

1005
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 2: I feel you.

1006
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 6: Didn't have money and he needed a way to take

1007
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:15,959
Speaker 6: her out.

1008
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 17: I don't feel bad.

1009
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 19: That's the dumbest I've ever heard you talking about it.

1010
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 7: Why didn't you just schedule it for a later date?

1011
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: What is wrong?

1012
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 7: What?

1013
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 17: I'm sorry?

1014
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 7: Okay, you didn't have the money in your account to

1015
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 7: pay the bill, so you're trying to stall until the payment.

1016
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: I know, right when our patient comes through too.

1017
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 7: Okay, But like, well, okay, we understand that if you're

1018
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 7: paying like directly out of your account with a debit card,

1019
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 7: but like, why don't you do it on a credit

1020
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 7: card and then pay it later.

1021
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 17: I don't have a credit card.

1022
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 7: You don't have a credit card.

1023
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 17: No, I don't trust myself, Harry one.

1024
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: That's good financial honestly, But they pre approve you for

1025
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: credit cards, even.

1026
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 2: A rich guy. That is such a privileged thing.

1027
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: You know you're doing right, That's a good financial choice, right, Amy,

1028
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: I mean that's responsible.

1029
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 17: Girls.

1030
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 7: Card, You're not really saying a lot here. Is there

1031
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 7: any defense you want to make or anything you want

1032
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 7: to say to Amy?

1033
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 17: I mean what else can I say? I told you, guys,

1034
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 17: what the deal was. I just tried to fall a

1035
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 17: little bit. I mean, at this point, I feel like

1036
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 17: it set us Cinderella. I got one of the wicked

1037
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 17: step Sisters.

1038
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't come at her.

1039
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 7: You know the Stepsisters are freaky though. Oh yeah, okay.

1040
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 2: I feel like Amy, you should give him another chance.

1041
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 2: I've always dated low fund guys.

1042
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 7: At least, and if Brooke is willing to give a

1043
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 7: break to a poor man, then you should be willing

1044
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 7: to do it. That's very out of there there for her.

1045
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 7: What do you think, Amy? One more chance and look,

1046
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 7: we'll take all the credit cards off the table, will

1047
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 7: pay for the date.

1048
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: Girl Card needs to eat. You need to say yes to.

1049
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 19: This, Amy, all right, Listen between the lack of considerations

1050
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 19: for the wait, Josh.

1051
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 5: That not just think, and the bad and the no

1052
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 5: credit these red flags just waving man.

1053
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 19: No, I thank you very much, guys, but no thank you.

1054
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 4: Oh I thought she was leading to it.

1055
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 7: Yes, I thought.

1056
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought she was going to run past the

1057
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 2: red flash.

1058
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well, that gives you something to work towards,

1059
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: you know, like a little more financial stability.

1060
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 7: To a bullet.

1061
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 4: I'm Jeffrey in the Morning, Brook.

1062
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 7: I mean, come on, I know you felt sorry for

1063
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 7: the guys.

1064
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 2: I felt terrible for him.

1065
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 7: But be honest with yourself. There is no way you

1066
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 7: would go on a date with a guy who is

1067
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 7: so bad with money he doesn't even trust himself with

1068
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 7: a credit card.

1069
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: Oh yes, absolutely I would.

1070
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: I had a first date with a boyfriend who we

1071
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: went to a burger joint because he had a free

1072
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:15,720
Speaker 1: burger coupon.

1073
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not talking about your free and easy early

1074
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 7: twenties where you tip the grocery baggers with a nude polaroid.

1075
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 7: I mean, these are adults looking at that.

1076
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: Do you look so cute in polaroids?

1077
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 7: It's just not I know that the perfect lighting in those,

1078
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 7: but remember, these are adults looking to lock down a

1079
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 7: healthy relationship with a stable guy.

1080
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 8: Dude.

1081
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: A guy who is willing to not get a credit

1082
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: card to avoid going into debt is a stable guy,

1083
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: and I really is absolutely I stand by that.

1084
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 11: I thought Alexis had a good point where this guy

1085
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 11: would thro all this trouble because he still wanted to pay.

1086
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 6: Said, Hey, if you just loan this, I can venmo

1087
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 6: you in two hours.

1088
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 7: He's like, no, yes, I want to bring us down

1089
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 7: both into debt and then you can help pay us

1090
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 7: out of it. Sorry, I forgot what romance looks like.

1091
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 8: They said.

1092
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 2: The guy has never dealt with overdraft fees.

1093
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. We can agree to disagree on

1094
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 7: this one.

1095
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 6: You've gotten under draft fees.

1096
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have too much money.

1097
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 6: In that account.

1098
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 7: It is a burden. But you know what, we weren't

1099
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 7: able to make it work for a card. But doesn't

1100
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 7: mean we can't help you out. You can always email

1101
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 7: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

1102
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 7: And go check out all of our second eight podcasts

1103
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 7: for your entertainment. They're available at Brook and.

1104
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Speaker 15: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1105
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Speaker 7: I'm a little surprised my co hosts haven't noticed the

1106
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 7: self promotion that I've been doing for myself over the

1107
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 7: past week.

1108
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're not doing self promotion for someone else.

1109
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, like one, I fake cried on Instagram Live

1110
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Speaker 7: for like twenty minutes.

1111
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 2: I did not see that.

1112
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 7: I know nobody saw it, zero views, but I'm trying. Second,

1113
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Speaker 7: I started beef with the overnight guy at NPR.

1114
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 2: Oh they are not in a good spot right now.

1115
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, And I let him know that face. I

1116
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 7: even sent a strongly worded letter to the San Diego

1117
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 7: Chicken mascot.

1118
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Speaker 4: And he's retired.

1119
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 6: Dude, He's like the coolest guy.

1120
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Speaker 2: Not to me. What you trying to do? Why are

1121
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 2: you starting all his.

1122
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 7: Bea good question. Why am I doing all this? Because

1123
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 7: they say any press is good press, Brook, and I

1124
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 7: need it for my brand new song of.

1125
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Speaker 6: The week, the San Diego Chicken alone.

1126
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 7: It okay, fine, but I hope the overnight NPR guy

1127
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 7: is listening to this and feels bad. Coming up right

1128
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 7: after this, It's time for your brand new song of

1129
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 7: the week, jeff It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1130
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 7: And there's one story in the news that just won't

1131
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 7: go away. They're analyzing the pictures and the videos and

1132
00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:00,359
Speaker 7: talking to people who were there politics usually, Bro, that's

1133
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 7: not quite the story I'm talking about. I feel like

1134
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 7: you might know where I'm going with this. Ye the

1135
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 7: kiss cam at cold Play, the cheating scandal that rocked

1136
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 7: the internet.

1137
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: And it's amazing because now every other jumbo troll is

1138
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 1: jumping on the bandwagon, Like I was at an MLB

1139
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: game this week and they did a whole spoofy like

1140
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: dodge It.

1141
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 7: Now they're all trolling him. And the dude is like

1142
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 7: a bajillionaire CEO guy and the woman was his HR

1143
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 7: lady of HR, and they were busted doing exactly what

1144
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 7: they tell you not to do in all the HR

1145
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 7: instructional videos and this.

1146
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 2: Listen. I checked with myself, it's fine.

1147
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 7: Those two have been through so much over the past week.

1148
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 7: I just had to step in and instead of the Beatles,

1149
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 7: let it be, it's Young Jefferies. Let them be.

1150
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 2: Wait what you're like.

1151
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 7: For the ringer enough at this point, just let him

1152
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 7: cheat and people.

1153
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 2: Aren't going to No one is defending them, jeff only you.

1154
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 7: Okay, you know what, you know what. I'm not doing that.

1155
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna do that. Go on them just like

1156
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 7: everybody else. And of course I got to do it

1157
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 7: to a cold Play song. So instead of cold Plays

1158
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 7: the Scientist, it's Young Jeffery's the Slimy Kiss and I'm

1159
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 7: gonna sing it as if I was the CEO guy

1160
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 7: who thought I was about to get away with it?

1161
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 2: Do you want to put your arms around Jose for

1162
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: the entire song?

1163
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 4: And this is a good point.

1164
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 7: If I'm doing this right, I probably need to bring

1165
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 7: in some sort of HR rep we have HR.

1166
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a lot to talk to them about.

1167
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: It's a blow up, so excuse me.

1168
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

1169
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 7: Terrifying. And now that I'm in position, you're on her boobs.

1170
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 7: That's how it happened. Is this right?

1171
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 2: Looks like you're in love?

1172
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing's gonna go wrong. Now, just us here to

1173
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 7: Coldplay concert. I'm gonna point when I'm ready, point.

1174
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 20: A binda pleachers getting a snugly nuzzling the head of h.

1175
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 7: Arms under her boots as they play Fix you? What

1176
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 7: could go wrong in this pond?

1177
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 12: Hiding our sequent Coldplay.

1178
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 21: Discretions tickets on the corporate car for risky as cherbles,

1179
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 21: slimy as snake, snaky or staff.

1180
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 7: Than a far.

1181
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 13: Why is my face on the t.

1182
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 22: To deer in the headlights.

1183
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 13: Of a car?

1184
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 12: No div away, you don't see me. I came here

1185
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 12: to French but now I'm saying hour of Why just

1186
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 12: praying nobody saw.

1187
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 4: Old.

1188
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 7: All right, I'm looking either they're having an affair or

1189
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 7: the story shun.

1190
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 12: No, it's not what you're guessing, just some team building

1191
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 12: to in trust falls in the dark. My LinkedIn was

1192
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 12: quietet until itn't Vitty os up on World Star.

1193
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 22: I've seen all the means kiss camperidies and my wife

1194
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 22: collaxed those like on Coreer in Shambles, fu Lin turn

1195
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 22: to Fao took the phrase word wife.

1196
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 8: To far.

1197
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 12: Called on a saety the Strey sixty thousand fans. They're

1198
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 12: all got scared.

1199
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 13: Chris Martens my apo Traine, So after the show I

1200
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 13: Google rated him one star.

1201
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 7: Being a rich white guy is hot.

1202
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 22: It's like, when will the adulterous male CEO billionaires finally

1203
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 22: catch a break in this country?

1204
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 12: You wanted to start paying taxes and be faithful to

1205
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 12: our lives, squeom.

1206
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 7: I told her let's just stay at the motel, but no, no,

1207
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 7: she had to hear Fiva Lapida.

1208
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 13: Video Peru.

1209
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 7: Whatever happened to people putting their phones away and just

1210
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 7: lipping in the moment, not filming every affair. One hundred

1211
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 7: million view, Wait a hundred million, that's.

1212
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 8: A lot right.

1213
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,439
Speaker 7: Why does that sound like a lot?

1214
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 4: My job is.

1215
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 8: Yes.

1216
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 7: My exit interview with HR was awkward. Cancel the company's

1217
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 7: upcoming romantic team building crew at least postpone.

1218
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 6: A concert.

1219
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 7: I'm a cheating is all right?

1220
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 2: Those rich white guys, we get a catch up break seven.

1221
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 7: You could tell us what you thought about the song

1222
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 7: of the week. Go check out the video.

1223
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 2: Have to see the video. Jeff with the blow up doll.

1224
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 7: Okay, she's an HR representative. Okay, sorry, and she doesn't

1225
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 7: appreciate you talking of her like that. So that's your

1226
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 7: song of the week.

1227
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1228
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 7: Most people don't know that when Brooke does her karaoke

1229
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 7: in July, she dances while she sings, moving her body

1230
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 7: in ways that I wish I never had seen you.

1231
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 2: Ragged Jeffrey.

1232
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 6: No, she hasn't muscle.

1233
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 7: It's kind of impressive. So Brook, before you sing today,

1234
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 7: I want you to picture. It's Jose's bachelor party in

1235
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 7: Europe on the table.

1236
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 2: Pony rad.

1237
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 6: This is a Wendy's get out of here.

1238
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's funky.

1239
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 7: Bachelor.

1240
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 2: Took me in free Frosty's Wendy's pigtails.

1241
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 7: Guys, Yeah, This was quite a scene. So let's let's

1242
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 7: move on from this and just turned on.

1243
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 2: Is the problem?

1244
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, and that's why I'm averting my eyes. Let's talk

1245
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,959
Speaker 7: to Eric, who is zero and two against you all time.

1246
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 7: Welcome to the crap show. Eric, How you doing?

1247
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 4: I'm doing good?

1248
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 6: There you go.

1249
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 2: How are your ponies?

1250
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 7: Eric b just making everybody, all the men awkward right now,

1251
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 7: super traumatized.

1252
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 2: I'm available for bachelor and bachelorette parties.

1253
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 4: All right, I believe you are.

1254
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 7: Okay, Get you on up out of here, Brooks so

1255
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 7: we can get to the trivia. You got thirty seconds

1256
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 7: to answer as many questions as possible.

1257
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 10: Eric.

1258
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 7: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1259
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 7: you have to beat her out right if you want

1260
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 7: to win. Are you ready?

1261
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 4: I'm ready?

1262
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 7: All right? Good luck, my man. Your time starts now

1263
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 7: on this day. In twenty sixteen, what company bought Yahoo

1264
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 7: for four point eight billion AT and T or Verizon?

1265
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 7: The brand Wild Turkey is what type of alcohol in

1266
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 7: the video game Donkey Kong? What's the name of his

1267
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 7: little monkey sidekick? Who is the current host of Wheel

1268
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 7: of Fortune?

1269
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 8: Oh? What's his name?

1270
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 7: In the In Britain, the slang term Bobby refers to

1271
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 7: what public service profession. I'm not sure either, pass on

1272
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 7: that one too. He's still dealing with the trauma from

1273
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 7: what was happening in the book before. So I feel you, Eric,

1274
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 7: and uh, let's take the let's change the topic to

1275
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 7: something else because it says on my phone screen. Or

1276
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 7: not only do you work for a general contract or

1277
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 7: doing project management, but during the summer you love to

1278
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 7: go on camping trips. So what's one tip regarding camping

1279
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 7: that we should know, Something that you bring, something that

1280
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 7: you do. What's one tip you have from an experienced camper?

1281
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 2: Make sure that you can have fires. There's a lot

1282
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 2: of firebands, is what you mean?

1283
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no on a camping trip.

1284
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, if there's a firemand if there's high fire danger

1285
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: in the area, then you can't have any campfires.

1286
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 6: Also, then you just bring an electric heat lamb.

1287
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 7: Well I just put it like a video of a

1288
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 7: fireplace on my iPhone and then we all breathe.

1289
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 4: On each other.

1290
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 7: So you all can camp the way you want a

1291
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 7: camp whatever makes you feel good. That's just how we

1292
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 7: do it over here. So Eric, maybe take that to

1293
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 7: your next trip with you. You can use it or not.

1294
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,439
Speaker 7: But it's Brooks turn. Brook Are you ready?

1295
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 6: Yes, Jeff would bring an RV, so don't.

1296
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 17: Listen to that.

1297
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you mean the RV to the fancy five star

1298
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 2: hotel park.

1299
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 7: That's right. Yeah, Hey, don't judge me for roughing it.

1300
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 7: So Book, it is your turn.

1301
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 22: Are you ready?

1302
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1303
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 7: Your time starts now on this day in twenty sixteen?

1304
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 7: What company bought Yahoo for four point eight billion dollars

1305
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 7: AT and T or Verizon Verizon? The brand Wild Turkey

1306
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 7: is what type of alcohol whiskey in the video game

1307
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 7: Donkey Kong. What's the name of his little monkey sidekick?

1308
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 2: Oh, monkey Kong?

1309
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 4: Who is the.

1310
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 7: Current host of The Wheel of Fortune?

1311
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh uh? Drew Drew Carrey.

1312
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 7: In Britain, the slang term bobby refers to what public

1313
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 7: service profession.

1314
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 2: Bobby is a police officer.

1315
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 7: Let's find out. Time's up. Answers are in. We're gonna

1316
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 7: go to the scoreboard to see how you both did

1317
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 7: with Jose.

1318
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 6: You can do it, Eric, you got too correct today.

1319
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 2: You can do it pretty good. I'm not feeling super confident,

1320
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 2: but I am still feeling turned on.

1321
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 11: Oh god, well, by throwing Eric off, he got two

1322
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 11: Brook three correct.

1323
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, stage dah by one there, Eric, I'm sorry, but

1324
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 7: let's got the answers for everybody on this day. In

1325
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 7: twenty sixteen, Yahoo was purchased for four point eight billion

1326
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 7: dollars by Verizon Day brand. Wild turkey is a type

1327
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 7: of whiskey. Of course, brook knew that. In the video

1328
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 7: game Donkey Kong. His little monkey sidekick is Diddy Kong

1329
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 7: Diddy his nephew. The current host of Wheel of Fortune

1330
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 7: is Ryan Seacrest. He started in September of twenty twenty four,

1331
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 7: taking over for Pat Sajack.

1332
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 2: Wheel of Fortune. I was taking the price is right

1333
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 2: in my head.

1334
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 7: In Britain, the slang bobby refers to a police officer,

1335
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 7: the slang nickname for it like cops over here.

1336
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,959
Speaker 2: Bobby's after me, So Eric.

1337
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 7: I'm sorry man, not enough to beat Brooke today, but

1338
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,480
Speaker 7: just we're playing. We are going to give you a

1339
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 7: pair of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take on

1340
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 7: the Texas Rangers at t Mobile Park on August third.

1341
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 10: All right, thank you guys.

1342
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well have fun in this summer out in the woods.

1343
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 7: Man, Yeah, you have fun. Watch out for those bachelor

1344
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 7: party I'll do win Brooks Buck the same time on

1345
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 7: Monday

1346
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning