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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject boo boo breath assistant what. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: in just a bit, but right now it is the

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Speaker 1: nephews turn. What's you got for us? It's time for

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Speaker 1: the wee f P. Okay, let's go. Hello Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach a Darwin Darwin. Uh, this is hey Darwin.

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Speaker 1: How you doing? This is Frank with f PC. We're

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Speaker 1: trying to come down and see about making an appointment

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Speaker 1: with you within the next weeks. That's possible. Fun for

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Speaker 1: what we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We

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Speaker 1: wanted to uh we have what what what is that?

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Speaker 1: What is f PC? Uh? Sir? Your name was left

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Speaker 1: with us and you're you're you're on on our file

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Speaker 1: to actually come out and make an appointment with you

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Speaker 1: so we can so we can get your picture taken.

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Speaker 1: You must have your own number. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well

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Speaker 1: you are you're doing correct? Yeah, yes, I am done.

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Speaker 1: So you called Darwin and that's what you call it.

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Speaker 1: But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture.

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Speaker 1: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have

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Speaker 1: you on our schedule to uh to actually for us

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Speaker 1: to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC?

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Speaker 1: What's company is that? What's what's your? What type of picture?

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Speaker 1: And would I be taking? I'm not taking no picture?

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Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about photo being taken of view? No? Okay, uh sir,

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Speaker 1: f PC is uh we are? This is a funeral

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Speaker 1: picture company, funeral picture company. And what we do is

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Speaker 1: we come out and take your picture and we actually

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Speaker 1: keep it on file. That way, when you do pass away,

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Speaker 1: we have your picture for your programming. We have a

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Speaker 1: nice picture for you. Look, I'm not dead right now.

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Speaker 1: You're not taking no picture of me? Who is this again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Frank? Frank? Okay, Frank, you mean to

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Speaker 1: tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they die

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Speaker 1: just so you could have them picture. Oh file. So

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Speaker 1: we're keeping on file and then you have a good

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Speaker 1: picture on your program And that's what that's what that's

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Speaker 1: what we do. They ain't signed up for nothing like that.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell signed me up for something like that?

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Speaker 1: I'm quite sure, but we're trying to schedule where we

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Speaker 1: can come out beginning of next week so we can

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Speaker 1: get your picture taken next week. Week after you get

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Speaker 1: picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture of

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Speaker 1: me before that? That? They don't sound right, Uh, sir,

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Speaker 1: don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no

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Speaker 1: junal arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me

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Speaker 1: up for and then tell that much? Uh? So I

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Speaker 1: don't have the actual person listened here on who signs

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Speaker 1: you up, but I do have the number and you

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Speaker 1: are Darwin, Mr Darwin, So I didn't sign them for that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking the pictures. Uh. You guys running around

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Speaker 1: taking pictures of people before they that just to have

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Speaker 1: a good picture on fail. Man, I ain't never heard

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Speaker 1: of the like that, sir. Okay, sir, are you? I

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Speaker 1: mean we have your address here? Are are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you available? No? I'm not available. I'm not available at all.

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Speaker 1: The taking no picture for funeral that I'm not even

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Speaker 1: dead yet, I don't. I don't get that that that

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Speaker 1: sounds like a much of and I who the hell

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Speaker 1: gave you my number? That's what I want to know.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not quite sure. But one thing we have

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Speaker 1: to do is we have to follow through with our jobs.

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Speaker 1: So what we're gonna have to do is we have

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Speaker 1: don't wanna, you know, create a problem, but I have

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Speaker 1: to get a picture of you by next week. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting it.

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Speaker 1: You're me for no funeral arrangement, Mr Darwin. I have

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Speaker 1: to come by your house at least by Friday, at

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Speaker 1: around twelve noon. I'll come by and get a picture

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Speaker 1: to you. Ain't come by my guy house no Friday,

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Speaker 1: pitched in my house to put on the mother funeral program.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking the getchen that men. I'm claim to

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Speaker 1: be dead. I'm not dead. That's some more bad look

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Speaker 1: got dead. I don't know where you worked for, Frank,

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Speaker 1: but you got that I worked. I worked for l PC, Sir,

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Speaker 1: I worked for f PC, FCC. Mike, you ain't not

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Speaker 1: taking no picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday.

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Speaker 1: Come about no guy Piston before you get pistol and

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Speaker 1: you and I hope they got Joe got pitt your

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Speaker 1: on file. That's a stupid company you worked for. I

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Speaker 1: ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before day

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Speaker 1: that I got meus of pictures in here for that program.

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Speaker 1: And when I'm going with I care about what a

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Speaker 1: picture looks like or who has my guy? You know

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Speaker 1: that's a nicking. You tell whoever you work for they

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Speaker 1: need to go find another occupation. That don't make no

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Speaker 1: guy just you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy, you

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Speaker 1: come over here if you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes,

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Speaker 1: are you familiar with with Glinda? That's my wife? What

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Speaker 1: what you're about to say? Now? I want all I

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Speaker 1: wanna do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda,

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Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh,

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Speaker 1: I'll beat up by yeah a little shia, hey little

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Speaker 1: I ain't never let know. Bit. It's like there's some

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Speaker 1: FDC funeral. Well, man, I said my New Year resolution.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna cut back on drinking. But you got

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Speaker 1: me over here about the tip a bottle right now?

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Speaker 1: But are you crazy? Man? And come over here to

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Speaker 1: day before get a picture? Clinton, y'all got me? Baby,

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Speaker 1: you got me. I ain't never heard of company like that.

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Speaker 1: You are putting me up to it. But you're gonna

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you're tune in tomorrow morning. Man,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna catch yourself on national radio. I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy,

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Speaker 1: they're had me hot over here. I'm gonna don't tell Clina,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have me to drink anyway. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for an excuse to track. You don't fit your ticking.

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Speaker 1: Don't put on foul by y'all. Yatta lost the half

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Speaker 1: of y'all head with that. Am here, buddy, Man, I

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Speaker 1: gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me this

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Speaker 1: here man. What's the baddest and I mean the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land Steve Harvey Morning Wick Up Show? Buddy,

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Speaker 1: Come on, baby, you played too much. I just want

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Speaker 1: to come body and get a picture. That's the all

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Speaker 1: time you want to do. Come get a nice little picture. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me ask y'all something. Do you know what picture

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Speaker 1: all won't use on your program. I'm pretty much not

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Speaker 1: gonna care not I'm not planning it or any of

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Speaker 1: that out. I'm out. You mean what you have yours?

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Speaker 1: You know what you can call. I'm gonna have a

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Speaker 1: funeral rehearsal because this I want this to go right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that way, you know, everything runs as according you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm gonna have a guest list

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Speaker 1: if I'm doing that now, because I don't want you

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Speaker 1: just showing up and you wouldn't invite it to you know,

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Speaker 1: you gotta be invited to my funeral, you know. But

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a rehearsal. I know that. You know,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go through the sermon, We're gonna go through

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Speaker 1: the song, all that. So if they come anywhere they

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Speaker 1: would invite it, what is you gonna do about it?

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Speaker 1: The hell out they that's stupid is on the way.

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Speaker 1: Stupid is coming to Beaumont, Texas, Baby, Beaumont, Texas. Getting

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Speaker 1: ready to Nephew is coming to time. It's going down

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Speaker 1: March nineteenth at the Julie Rogers Theater. You do not

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Speaker 1: want to miss me. Tickets or available at the box

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Speaker 1: office or at all ticket Master Outlet's stupid only comes

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Speaker 1: around once every four, five, six years. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: like Hayley's comment. You know what I'm saying, that's how

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Speaker 1: stupid come around like that. So Beau Mink, guess what

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Speaker 1: is coming to you? The Nephew March nineteenth, Saturday Night,

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Speaker 1: eight p m. Julie Rogers there, Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: better get you some stupid tickets to come see Stupid.

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna help a stupid time. And when you leave,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say that, boys, stud it's something wrong with

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Speaker 1: stupid in a good way, all right, because I don't

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Speaker 1: sell right now, Nephew come to town doing some more dates.

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Speaker 1: I can't say nothing cause I ain't ryin sign my

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Speaker 1: name yet, but I got a few more coming, so

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Speaker 1: y'all get ready. Hint Hint, hint, hint, Huntsville, Alabama. Hit

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Speaker 1: hint that I can see my friends on the hunts

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Speaker 1: Ville show. You understand I'm saying, I could care? Oh

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Speaker 1: how was Jackson, Mississippi? What we gotta go? Nephew coming

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Speaker 1: up next? Strawberry letters subject boo boo breath assistant. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it. Right after this you you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show