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Speaker 1: Yes, management approved, I have power.

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Speaker 2: I'm allowed to say one thing.

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Speaker 3: The podcast starts, No.

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Speaker 4: You meant now though?

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Speaker 2: No, like right now? Well I guess not now. Dang,

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Speaker 2: and I messed up my whole thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're close. Let's start the podcast.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna have to address the elephant in

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Speaker 5: the room.

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Speaker 4: Why are you calling me that again?

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Speaker 5: It's Jeffrey in the Morning. It is about Brook.

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Speaker 1: If you've not gone online and read the news this morning,

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Speaker 1: our own Brook Fox has been featured in a not

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Speaker 1: so great light. We're gonna tell you about the situation,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll have Brook give.

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Speaker 5: Her official comments.

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Speaker 1: Basically, the phones have been ringing off the hook here

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Speaker 1: from media outlets asking if Brooke wants to put out

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Speaker 1: a public statement. We're not giving them anything until we

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Speaker 1: address it here on the show. First, I am.

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Speaker 4: So worried about what you're gonna say.

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Speaker 1: What you should be worried about what you're gonna say

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Speaker 1: to the public. Because the story in the news is

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Speaker 1: a local burger place out of promotion doing free burgers

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Speaker 1: for teachers because it's National Teacher Appreciation one. And again,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going off the report here. Brook's gonna give

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Speaker 1: her side of the story in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: the report states she marched into the establishment and told

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Speaker 1: the stats teachers in the house, and then she slapped

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Speaker 1: the counter and demanded.

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Speaker 5: A free burger.

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Speaker 1: Teacher, Ye, hold on, we're gonna get your chance. Because

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Speaker 1: when they asked her to show her credentials, she pulled

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Speaker 1: boy scout cost and said, this is one of my

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Speaker 6: So it seems like an entire first grade wrapped up

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Speaker 4: Yn I'm the.

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Speaker 1: Collective, ya, don't try to justify your lies to us. So, yes,

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Speaker 1: she did get the free burger, but then Brooke got greedy,

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Speaker 1: went to four other locations doing the exact same thing.

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Speaker 1: The managers were all talking on the phone about some

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Speaker 4: Did this really happen?

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Speaker 1: Well, we're running a little late here. Had to explain

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. So Brooke, we have about three seconds

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Speaker 1: for your official statement.

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Speaker 6: Go ahead, I appreciate all the teachers, and I hope

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Speaker 6: there was enough burgers to go around.

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Speaker 1: Well is that great? No, I'm sorry, I say guilty,

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Speaker 1: and the textboard agrees. So while we mitigate this pr

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Speaker 1: nightmare on our hands, let's send it over to digital Jake,

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Speaker 1: who could possibly bring the reputation of this proud show

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Speaker 7: I don't think she can fit in the jail shoulder

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Speaker 7: pads in sideways.

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Speaker 1: Digital Jake, take it away.

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Speaker 8: Did you know the name Steve is a masculine name

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Speaker 8: of British origin that means crown or victorious or garland wow, Steve,

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Speaker 8: and it derives from the Greek name Stephanos because an

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Speaker 8: ancient Greece, wreaths or garlands were given to victors to

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Speaker 4: Ah, if you want to gladiator.

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Speaker 8: Exactly, if you want a chariot race and give you

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Speaker 8: a nice leafy Steve.

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Speaker 6: Steve.

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Speaker 4: I can never talk to Steve again the same way.

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Speaker 8: If you looked up leafy Steve on Urban Dictionary, it

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Speaker 8: needs something totally different now, So don't do that, Steve.

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Speaker 8: You're asking Jake, you handsome man, why the history lesson

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Speaker 8: because we're celebrating the birthday of two famous Steves today,

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Speaker 8: late night TV host Stephen Colbert and Grammy winning artists

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Speaker 8: Stevie Wonder. So you'll be identifying the top twenty most

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Speaker 8: famous Steves of.

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Speaker 3: All time in a special Steve edition of twenty. We'll

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Speaker 8: You just have to name a famous Steve from my

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Speaker 3: They can be alive or dead.

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Speaker 8: And I've taken Stephen Colbert and Stevie Wonder off the list.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, no trick, Sorry, Brook.

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who's personally puked on four

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Speaker 8: Steves in different fars this year.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis. Sorry, Alexis famous Steve's.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Corral, it's number two on my list.

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Speaker 3: The silver save is in play. Let's go over to Brook.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that was obviously top of my list as well.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure as everything is right to me, but oh

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Speaker 3: Don't know the first round.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you make.

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Speaker 6: Lists like this by like putting firecrackers in your butt.

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Speaker 6: But I'm gonna go Steve oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say Steve, Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Jackass is Steve oh fa is not in the top twenty, Jose.

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Speaker 4: He's on our list.

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Speaker 8: Me or him making the list that way back, Jose,

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Speaker 3: Steve's only Steve Carell is off the board right.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna go Steve Job.

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Speaker 8: Steve Job number on the list, number a lot. That's

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Speaker 8: a silver save, Jose, you get an extra I can't

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Speaker 8: believe that came after firecrackers in the button.

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Speaker 1: Well, if I'm thinking Steve's, I have to go with

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Speaker 8: Eight Steve Young number seven the ladies left from BYU.

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Speaker 9: I'm thinking the man whose daughter I was jealous of

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Speaker 9: for a very long time, which stated Michael B. Jordan,

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Speaker 7: Just because he's a legend in my heart, I want

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Speaker 8: Good one crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin number eleven on my list.

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Speaker 3: It's over to Jeffrey Well.

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Speaker 1: Give me Steven Spielberg, Stephen.

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Speaker 1: Is Steph's short Stephanie.

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Speaker 3: Whatever. Definitely, let's go to Jose Now.

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Speaker 2: go Steve Wosney.

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Speaker 3: At Steve Wosny act number nine on the list.

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Speaker 1: Well back to Jeffrey west Side Story. Stephen Sondheim.

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Speaker 1: Who's there, the guy who wrote West Side Story.

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Speaker 4: If he's on the list, dude, I have two other

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Speaker 3: Guess what you said, Steve. So I'm not gonna let

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Speaker 1: I'm going with my gut. Stephen Son time, stephen.

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Speaker 3: Sonheime is not in the top twenty. Jose with the

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Speaker 3: silver saving your pocket. You've won today's edition. Plenty of plenty.

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Speaker 4: You're the king of the Steve, let's go over some Steves.

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Speaker 3: You missed Number four with Steve Martin. Number five was

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Speaker 8: Stevie Nicks was there, Steve Aoki, the son of the

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Speaker 8: Kerr made it not. Stephan Curry very close gold He's

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Speaker 3: Made the list.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, Jose, you win, so you get to choose

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Speaker 1: who gets shocked. Whoever it is is gonna say, don't

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Speaker 1: want to miss a thing by Aerosmith, Stephen Tyler's.

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Speaker 1: Want to fall after shock, CALLI Question of the Day,

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Speaker 1: Happy birthdays and all the Steve's out there phone tap

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Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We don't get

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Speaker 5: I don't even want that kind of a quick bonus one.

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Speaker 1: There's a retired man in Florida whose name is Randy

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Speaker 1: Smith and recently found out he's going viral online for

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Speaker 1: a video he made way back in nineteen eighty nine.

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Speaker 11: What way.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even know this, but someone posted it up

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Speaker 1: on YouTube ten years ago under the title the most

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Speaker 1: boring video ever made because in it he's doing a

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Speaker 1: video tutorial showing people how to use Microsoft word. Oh now,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, stuff, remember, and you'd have to tear off the

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Speaker 1: Hole collated sides to day, maybe I did. The reason

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Speaker 12: Here's a.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's still awake.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry all that assertion talk.

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Speaker 1: No, this has been such a popular sleep aid. It's

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Speaker 1: gotten over three million views on YouTube, and there's all

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Speaker 1: these comments saying, I can't tell you how many times

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Speaker 1: this guy's dull voice has lulled me right to bed.

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Speaker 1: Of course, somebody went and told Randy about this, and

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Speaker 5: He's now famous for sounding boring.

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Speaker 1: Still, Randy is now a legend of the Internet. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories this segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: fromround the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Kinston, North Carolina. Ronda

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Speaker 1: Deaver is a regular at Smith's Cafe, and last week

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Speaker 1: The credit card number, the expiration, the security code, security,

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Speaker 5: There, living on the internet.

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Speaker 4: It's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, is this your credit card.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna be honest, though, I could see myself when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just not even understanding what you did.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: Ronda realized half an hour later what she had done

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Speaker 1: Ronda could not believe it and quickly called her bank,

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Speaker 1: Anybody else Luckily Ronda's bank closed the account, but she's

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Speaker 4: No way, stop payment. Put a stop payment on all

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Speaker 1: As for the helpful waiter in the cafe, his official

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Speaker 4: Nobody got that's like.

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Speaker 2: Four bucks extra or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when you get when you get double to.

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Speaker 1: Meet, sure you could be upset. But they looked at

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Speaker 2: He comes around the corner, I go, what are you

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Speaker 14: He hit me?

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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 1: Ye hit the manager? Now she has a black eye

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Speaker 4: Who is this man? What is wrong with him?

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Speaker 4: He's just angry.

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Speaker 5: The manager says she is definitely pressing charges.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, get that hand banded.

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Speaker 5: Good news.

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Speaker 1: He'll probably get double salamid in prison charge. Everybody, let's

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Speaker 1: go to your next lazer story. Out of Chillettingham Township, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: porch pirates have reached a new level of brazenness. According

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Speaker 1: So he opened the door at three pm just as

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Speaker 5: He bent down to pick up the box, and then.

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Speaker 1: Out of nowhere, a stranger in a mask dashed up

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Speaker 1: While he was standing there with the box, the suspect

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Speaker 4: They are just like following them. They are really lucky.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't a heavy package. Can you imagine.

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Speaker 1: It took less than a minute for the robbery to

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Speaker 1: and police are looking for the pair, but without much

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, we just look for a guy with

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Speaker 1: The weirdest part is that seconds after the delivery, he

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Speaker 1: Henry has no idea how multiple thieves knew about his

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Speaker 1: iPhone delivery, but from now on he does plan to

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Speaker 5: The next time that is.

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Speaker 6: Scamsh Oh my god, I mean I don't want to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, his nex lazer stories out of millennial mania.

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Speaker 1: The other day, we are at a poll that found

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Speaker 1: aches and pains tend to start at around age thirty seven. Now,

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Speaker 4: Like that should just coincide with whatever you have children, isn't.

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Speaker 1: That pretty much? Because a survey of two thousand Americans

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, that age age thirty nine is

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Speaker 1: when we tend to feel like we're out of touch

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Speaker 1: and can't follow the trends anymore. They listed the main topics. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's how they're ranked. Number five, technology.

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Speaker 4: Already at age thirty something.

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Speaker 1: Your twenty six percent of people feel out of touch

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Speaker 4: Okay, because you don't have an AI assistant yet.

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Speaker 5: Even that there's too much problem.

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Speaker 12: Honestly.

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Speaker 1: Number four is a tie between books and fashion. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: thirty two percent of millennials just under forty feel like

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Speaker 9: I've always don't get brook, and I started on this

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Speaker 4: Day how much she hates it. Dude, Alessis has got

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Speaker 4: me reading this Sarah J. Mass stuff.

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Speaker 1: You're both equally lame, Twilight.

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Speaker 4: But worse better, don't you?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 1: The number three the arts about the art, thirty four

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Speaker 1: percent couldn't name one famous artist other than Banksy a

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Speaker 4: I think they mean someone who's living.

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Speaker 1: Number two celebrities like who's Jacob Elordie? And if you

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be it what.

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Speaker 4: I could do the first one? The second one am?

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Speaker 4: I don't know? Yeah, I probably you've seen her, but

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Speaker 4: I mean they all kind of look the same.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you can't identify those people that I named earlier,

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Speaker 1: then you're with the other thirty six percent of losers

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Speaker 1: like myself. And finally, the number one thing someone thirty

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Speaker 1: nine years old can't.

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Speaker 5: Keep up with is slang.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 1: Forty percent said they're completely out of touch with the

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Speaker 1: modern slang going on, or, as I like to say,

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Speaker 1: ds w LT, these shoes won't love themselves. Lictor Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again the same time.

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Speaker 11: On Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: If you're in a long.

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Speaker 1: Term relationship, at a certain point, you might start to

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Speaker 1: wonder if the grass is greener on the other side.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you know, like this is pretty good, but

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Speaker 1: what if there's an even better option for me out there?

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Speaker 4: Endless options right now with all the apps and things

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Speaker 4: like that.

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Speaker 1: Totally, look, I get it, but I'm here to tell you,

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Speaker 1: the grass.

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Speaker 4: Is not greener, thank you, jeff In fact, it is dead.

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Speaker 1: A forty year drought hit that patch of grass, then

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Speaker 1: a pack of radioactive dogs came through and pete all

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Speaker 1: everything to dusk and whatever's left. That's what the dating

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good reminder, jos.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And if you still don't believe me, you will

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Speaker 1: understand once you hear the messages that we receive from

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Speaker 5: In a brand new loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 11: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's the

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Speaker 1: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before it works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 1: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 1: but I think I'd be remiss if I didn't tell

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Speaker 1: you your eyes are like ikea, what what?

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Speaker 5: I'd love to get.

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Speaker 1: Lost in them?

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Speaker 4: Like they have extra parts, like what do you say?

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do, resist the urge to tie him up

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Speaker 1: with his own ascot and smoking jackets. Instead, tell them

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Speaker 1: you'd love to share a bottle of scotch with him

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Speaker 1: while you two discussed the nineteen sixties sexual revolution. And

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Speaker 1: that's when you give the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 1: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 14: Hey Lisa, this is Blake, So cool meeting you the

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Speaker 14: other night. Listen. I'm actually going to a party coming

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Speaker 14: up and the theme of it is the Golden Age

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Speaker 14: of show Business and I'm going as home free po guard.

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Speaker 14: You know, the here's looking at you, kid, But you

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Speaker 14: can dress as anyone you'd like. I mean, Ava Gardner

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Speaker 14: had Lamar, she was a fox right, or even Marilyn

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Speaker 14: Monroe if that tickles your fancy.

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Speaker 15: When we talk about the jugs.

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Speaker 14: On her and you know, back then no one actually

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Speaker 14: used ropalactics. Just saying that because you know it's good

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Speaker 14: to stay in character, and back then nobody used them,

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Speaker 14: so you know, yeah, next message.

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Speaker 1: It brings up some good points. If you're gonna be

451
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: in character to a party, you might as well go

452
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Speaker 1: all the way.

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Speaker 7: My guys, assuming and then assuming the next thing, and

454
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Speaker 7: then assuming.

455
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Speaker 2: The very end of everything.

456
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Speaker 6: I do some research into how that worked out for

457
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 6: those women during that time of their life.

458
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: Not well, yeah, nobody cares about them. It's not the men.

459
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 4: I guess you got the research right there.

460
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 6: That's right.

461
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 1: In nineteen forties it was all about men and cocaine.

462
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 10: So yeah, get it right, bro.

463
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Speaker 16: Next method, I jammin.

464
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Speaker 4: This is lady.

465
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Speaker 16: You walked out of your session and you've seem very upset.

466
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Speaker 16: I just want to reassure you that just.

467
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 17: Because I am a psychic doesn't mean that the future

468
00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 17: is within your control. My advice is laid down a

469
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 17: few training pads around your house.

470
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 11: Don't let your dog go outside.

471
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Speaker 17: For I would say the next week, h my vision

472
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 17: I told.

473
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 16: You I have about him getting the worm.

474
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Speaker 11: It is very real.

475
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 17: But if you keep him from eating out of other

476
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,120
Speaker 17: people's trash.

477
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 11: And disaster may be avoided. Oh a, lock up your

478
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 11: trash too, because.

479
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 14: Trash is trash.

480
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Speaker 6: Next Meda, I mean good life lessons from the psychics,

481
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 6: But I probably would walk out to if my prediction

482
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 6: was about my dog getting work.

483
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 7: Yeah, and we will go to psychics for huge things.

484
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 7: When you're gonna die, When am I gonna get married?

485
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 7: It's like you may get the rash in the next week.

486
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: You're in control of your own destiny good life. Not

487
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: many of you know this, but I've actually dabbled in

488
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: the art of the mystic universe cosmic signals, and my

489
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 1: prediction is that our listeners are going to go on

490
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: a long spiritual.

491
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 5: Journey to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.

492
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: You will experience a great awakening the likes of which

493
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: you've never felt before, watching videos that could possibly improve

494
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 1: your aura and give your worthless life true meaning.

495
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Speaker 4: Is this better than one of those salt lamps?

496
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Speaker 11: Oh?

497
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: Much better?

498
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 11: Yea.

499
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 1: And it's only available on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.

500
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Speaker 5: Take your journey there.

501
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: Now, I predict we're going to go back to the

502
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Speaker 1: clips in three two?

503
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Speaker 16: What next message?

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Speaker 18: Hey, doctor, I hope you don't mind me calling you

505
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 18: on your your private numbers. Becky in your office gave

506
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 18: it to me, so I hope that's okay. I really

507
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 18: need to get in to see you because my bones

508
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 18: are Have you ever heard of that itchy bones?

509
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Speaker 3: Right now?

510
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 18: One of them D doesn't have anything about itchy bones,

511
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 18: So you know, can I make an appointment because I

512
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 18: really like to come in and see you. Uh, I'd

513
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 18: really appreciate it.

514
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 19: Thanks.

515
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 15: Next message, Oh my gosh.

516
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: I stand corrected. Giving the number to a psychic is

517
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: the normal thing to do. Now, giving it to your

518
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: doctor's receptionist after your itchy bone syndrome is.

519
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,479
Speaker 5: The weird thing.

520
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,239
Speaker 4: I can believe the receptionist gave that hour. What if

521
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 4: the itchy bones is really a thing? Like you got

522
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: that really deep itch you know sometimes that you just

523
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 4: can't scratch? No mattering to this guy. I feel like

524
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 4: there's something here.

525
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: Our pink elephants whispering secrets into your ears? Also, I

526
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: don't know.

527
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 4: Just thinking about it, my tibbous starting to bug me.

528
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll find that number and make sure you can

529
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 1: call this.

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00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 19: Reception ye next Hey it's me.

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Speaker 15: So it's up. Oh oh right, yeah, this is this

532
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 15: is voicemail.

533
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 19: Sorry, man, I don't normally do these, but like, hey,

534
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 19: when we talked, you were you were like cool. But

535
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 19: I don't know about the whole monkey thing, Like if

536
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 19: we all come from monkeys, why are we keeping monkeys

537
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 19: at the zoo? You know, aren't they like future humans?

538
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 19: That's like putting babies in prison. Wow, I was just

539
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 19: something I was I was thinking about.

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Speaker 15: Anyway, let's you know, let's chee when you can next message.

541
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty sure what Darwin meant.

542
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ladies and gentlemen. The most sane person on

543
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: the Loser Line this week the guy who wants monks

544
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: the streets like humans.

545
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 4: Or lock babies up. I'm not sure because I would

546
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 4: go to a baby zoo.

547
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: I mean you need to open that. You can open

548
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: it with your own kids. A Loser line regularly at

549
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: this time every week, and make sure that you subscribe

550
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok Patri. You can hear

551
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: your favorite Loser line of the week every week.

552
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 16: Right there.

553
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: Now, we're gonna get into a phone tap in just a.

554
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 11: Few minutes Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

555
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: Wherever you work, you got to ask yourself, how far

556
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: will you go to try and impress your employer? Maybe

557
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: work some overtime volunteer for events. Yeah, actually follow the

558
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: dress code. Not fine, We're gonna call a guy who

559
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: hasn't started his new job yet. But we have a

560
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: big ask already. And when I say ask, it's more

561
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: of a demand. We'll see how badly he really wants

562
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: to work. Here in your phone, tap right now another.

563
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 15: Hello?

564
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 11: Hi?

565
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 5: Is this Rick?

566
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 15: Yes, it is who's Colin?

567
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 5: My name is Tommy Hawk from insurance.

568
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: You're the new hire for the risk management team, right yeah, yeah,

569
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 1: a good man, Rick.

570
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 5: I just wanted to say welcome to the company.

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00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 19: Oh man, thank you.

572
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 12: I didn't realize I'd be getting a formal phone call

573
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 12: to welcome me, but I appreciate it.

574
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I work in human resources. So I

576
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: spoke with Marcy, the lady that interviewed you, and we're

577
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: just really excited to get you in the building.

578
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 15: I'm excited for the opportunity.

579
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 14: Thank you.

580
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: Now, here's the deal, though, we do have a little

581
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: bit of a situation that's come up and that's the

582
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: reason for my call. I need to talk with you

583
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: about it before you start next week. Sure, So your

584
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: name is Rick, Yes, and we already have a Rick

585
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: working for us. His name is Rick Martin. He's been

586
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: with our customer care team for now like three years. Okay,

587
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: So I mean probably see where I'm going with this.

588
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 5: Not really, I mean you're gonna have to pick a

589
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 5: different name.

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00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 15: I mean, Rick's my name.

591
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 12: You want to just make up a name.

592
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I mean we can't have two ricks,

593
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: you know, why not two ricks in one office. That's

594
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: going to get really confusing, Rick, Am. And you know, no,

595
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: it's not that, not that simple. I mean, we had

596
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: a situation here in twenty eighteen where we had two

597
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: gyms and the chaos had created, i mean, payroll was insane.

598
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, we're getting rated by the FBI.

599
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: So there's just a policy here we don't do that anymore.

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00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 19: Wow.

601
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 12: I've just I've never been asked to do something like this.

602
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 12: I've been in workplaces with other people.

603
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 15: That had my name before.

604
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's it's a little lot.

605
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 12: But I mean I could go by my middle name, Marcus.

606
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 19: If you want to do that.

607
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we already have a guy named Marcus who

608
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: works here. Okay, do you have another one? This is

609
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: really weird, man, A lot of other employees here like

610
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: to use family names or maybe a dog's name. You

611
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: have a pet. You want to meet yourself after?

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00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 12: I mean, you pick my father's name. I guess if

613
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 12: you want to go ahead Henry.

614
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Henry is the name of our janitor. Oh man, Well,

615
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: you know what, how about we make this easy. I

616
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: actually have a list of approved names that have not

617
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: been taken yet. What we have, let's see Chauncey, Ryl, Beverly, Demitra, Horatio,

618
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: and Mortimer or you can do more for short.

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Speaker 5: Both are available.

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Speaker 15: Like half of those are women's names.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they are available and approved.

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Speaker 16: I really don't want to do this.

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Speaker 12: If you want me to pick a nuther name, I'm

624
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 12: gonna need a little bit of time to like try

625
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Speaker 12: to think of one that I can.

626
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: Okay, but I need to put your name into our system.

627
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm setting up your email and everything before you start,

628
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: So I just need you to pick one.

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00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,239
Speaker 12: So, like you're going to make me pick a name

630
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 12: on the spot of a name that's a woman's name

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00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 12: or an old person's name, like, I got to do.

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00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 15: That, like right now.

633
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: Again, we're running out of time here. We just need

634
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Speaker 1: the confirmation so we can get this going.

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Speaker 15: Is there is there like?

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00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 12: Is there an option where like I can change it

637
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 12: back later if I don't like it?

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00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 5: Great question.

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00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: We do have a name changing window that happens once

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00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: every two years, but it's only open for a couple

641
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: of minutes.

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00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 5: Okay, so you got to get in there pretty quickly, Jesus.

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00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: Okay, So, welcome to the company, Beverly or should I

644
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: say Beverly Mortimer. We're happy to have you.

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00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 16: Wait, wait a second, Beverly Mortimer.

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00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 14: Yeah.

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00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: I added on a bonus name for you there, free

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00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: at charge. I don't know, man, I mean everybody in

649
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: the office is going to love that name. And I

650
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: know for a fact your wife Melissa already loves it too.

651
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: What do you already spoke with.

652
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 5: Her about it?

653
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 15: What do you talk about?

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00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 11: Like?

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00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 19: How do you know her?

656
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: I know her because she told me to wish you

657
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: luck before you started your new job by doing this

658
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. Oh my god, I'm gonna

659
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: kill her. Yeah, man, my name is Jeff from the

660
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: radio show of broken Jeffrey in the morning.

661
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 5: This is a phone tap.

662
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're want to set you up.

663
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 16: I was like, this is so weird, man, there's no

664
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 16: way they're doing this.

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00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: I do think you have a little bit of a

666
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: beverly tone to you, though you.

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00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 15: Might agree, right, No, no, strongly disagree.

668
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 5: Okay, you want to go with more, then.

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00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 15: No, let's just stick with Rick all right, you're boring.

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Speaker 11: Week of every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

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00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 11: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: You know when you have one of those breakthrough moments

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Speaker 1: where you hear something and realize, oh my god, I've

674
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: been doing this wrong my entire life. Oh okay, Like

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Speaker 1: when you find out at the little drawer below your

676
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: oven isn't for storing pants, that's where keeping food warm.

677
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a food warmer.

678
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 4: Did you know that?

679
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 8: Yeah?

680
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: I do, and I still keep my pants in there.

681
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just too convenient. Or when Alexis realized the

682
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: turn signals on her car aren't just lights to press

683
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: when a fun song comes on the radio.

684
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 4: Okay, but they click to the be.

685
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: Well, one of our listeners realize she's been approaching dating

686
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: apps the wrong way for years, but one piece of

687
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: advice completely shifted her thinking and helped her find the

688
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: perfect guy.

689
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 5: No, he's not calling her back, but that's there.

690
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: The advice might actually help you, though, if you hear

691
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: it in your brand new second date update.

692
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 5: Right after this.

693
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: Second date update, alexis, if you could describe not the

694
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: perfect guy for you, but the feeling that you get

695
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: when you're around that guy A close your eyes and

696
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: tell us the three words that he makes.

697
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 5: You feel.

698
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 4: A little bit roasted, like I want him to be

699
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: mean to me a little bit, you.

700
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 7: Know, like I feel a little.

701
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 9: That's like a hard thing that comes to your mind answers.

702
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: Wherever you want to feel belittled as one full of food.

703
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 4: I hope I get to go a little tipsy.

704
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 11: Oh my god.

705
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 6: I don't know if I've ever met anyone as scared

706
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 6: of emotions as you are.

707
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 4: Terrified. You should imagine this.

708
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: Is what everybody's perfect guy a little bit different.

709
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 2: That's like Michael B. Jordan making fun of it.

710
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 4: Sometimes you see two guys because you're just have double vision.

711
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: I bring it up because one of our listeners says

712
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: she figured out how she wants to feel when she

713
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: meets her perfect guy, and maybe it even happened to

714
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: her this last date. I mean he's not calling her back,

715
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: but that doesn't matter. She's a certain.

716
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 4: Way that could feel good though, like just a little

717
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 4: bit not ignored.

718
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: It's one day. Well, let's talk to Alice and hear

719
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: about it. Alice, how you doing?

720
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 16: I'm good in you guys? How are you?

721
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 11: I don't know.

722
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 4: I'm worried about Alexis, but I think the rest of

723
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 4: us are fine.

724
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: Would you like because we will?

725
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: I bring it up because in your email you said

726
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: you felt the way that you wanted to feel when

727
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: you met up with this guy. What does that mean?

728
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 16: Well, the deal is is that I've just been meeting

729
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,720
Speaker 16: the wrong guys.

730
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 10: My discernment hasn't been the best because I usually go

731
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 10: for guys that wind up being wrong for me.

732
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 6: Okay, so you're taking a different approach, looking for a

733
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 6: different feel.

734
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 11: Yes.

735
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, So I heard this podcast by this lady and

736
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 10: she said, instead of looking for your firecracker, you should

737
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 10: be looking for your fireplace.

738
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 4: That's good.

739
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 12: Like that.

740
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 11: I heard this.

741
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 9: You're supposed to go for the slow burn type of thing.

742
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,919
Speaker 1: Okay, what does that mean?

743
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 11: Okay?

744
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 10: So like firecrackers, like for me, like I get butterfly

745
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 10: as a not to my stomach, like I get like

746
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 10: an adrenaline rush.

747
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 4: It's so fun.

748
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 16: It's scary, but it's like a ride I want to

749
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 16: go on, but then the ride crashes.

750
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, dangerous.

751
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 8: Ries, you know.

752
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 10: Now, A fireplace is actually more it's welcoming, it's warm.

753
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 16: You look forward to that comfort.

754
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 4: You're not scared, right, you're not scared.

755
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 16: It's not all the bells and whistle.

756
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: So basically you're not supposed to be looking for the

757
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: exciting person anymore.

758
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 5: You're supposed to look for the safe person.

759
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 16: I need to be swiping right on the fireplaces.

760
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 4: Right, So is this guy that you went out with

761
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 4: the fireplace?

762
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 10: He fits the profile where he's doesn't necessarily knock my.

763
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 16: Socks off, but but he does tick off the boxes

764
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 16: that I like.

765
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: And that's what I found in doesn't knock your socks off,

766
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: and maybe he would mend your socks if.

767
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 4: You'll warm them, because he's so what's his name?

768
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 16: His name is Paul.

769
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 2: Okay, he's got a fireplace name.

770
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 5: What did you and Paul decide to do? What did

771
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 5: you in this fireplace go.

772
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 16: Okay, so what we decided to do was to go

773
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,919
Speaker 16: out to dinner and my thirty.

774
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 4: At five thirty? Was that his idea or were you

775
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 4: just really pushing this old persons?

776
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 12: Well?

777
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 10: No, actually he said he had to be home to

778
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 10: be in bed by nine thirty so that he could

779
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,919
Speaker 10: go to work.

780
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 6: Oh wow, Okay, even when I was dating, I wouldn't

781
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 6: go to bed at nine thirty.

782
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, one night to stay up.

783
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, what's attracted to those firecrackers? That's why?

784
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 12: Yes?

785
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 5: Right, okay, so.

786
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 4: You were excited about this because this is still like

787
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 4: fulfilling what your thought.

788
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 19: Is of him?

789
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, how a dinner?

790
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 11: Go?

791
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 16: Dinner went really well. I mean he told me he

792
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 16: likes to cook, he likes to bake. And when he

793
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 16: said that to me, it's like that gave me some

794
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 16: really nice, like low key fireplace vibes, which I really liked.

795
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 4: Yes, So did you tell him this because you've brought

796
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 4: it up so many times?

797
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: Did you use the term firecracker and fireplace with him?

798
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 4: That's what I mean.

799
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 10: Honestly, I didn't want to bring up those terms because

800
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 10: I just wanted him to be himself and say that

801
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 10: he had to be somebody else.

802
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 4: Okay, that's good.

803
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: It's probably not going to go to well if you

804
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: keep referring to him as the safe fireplace.

805
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean every guy wants to think of themselves

806
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 6: as a bad boy in some ways.

807
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, So okay, he seems to be checking the

808
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: boxes that you want, right.

809
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 16: You know, he said he was looking for long term.

810
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 16: You know, he's into health and nature, and that to

811
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 16: me was perfect.

812
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 10: I mean, I wasn't getting butterflies in my stomach, you know,

813
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 10: I feel like that should still be happening.

814
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, you don't want to have that. Okay, that's

815
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 5: a firecracker.

816
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 6: Okay, So I'm guessing like you guys, didn't end the

817
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 6: night with a kiss or anything.

818
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 16: Well, near the ending of the night, he tells me

819
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 16: a joke and he said to me, did I want

820
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 16: him to teach me a car trick? So I said sure, okay,

821
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 16: and then it's kind of he says, oh, well I

822
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 16: don't know any Oh you gotcha.

823
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully he didn't laugh too hard, because then you're

824
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: gonna get too excited and that would be a time

825
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: was that.

826
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 4: The only funny moment is that it's just so specific.

827
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: What was there like any like hugg er.

828
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 16: I'll say we did a nice little hug.

829
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 15: I mean I thought it was.

830
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 16: I thought it was a good date. It wasn't over

831
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 16: the top, but that's what you want though.

832
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: It wasn't like a bad experience or one big negative thing.

833
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 5: Okay, So what's happened since the date?

834
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 11: Oh?

835
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 4: This is the thing.

836
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 10: Now, I haven't heard back or gotten a callback from

837
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 10: this boring fireplace guy.

838
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 4: So are you just more mad that he's not calling

839
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 4: you back? Or do you really want to see him again?

840
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 16: I really would like to see him again, But I'm like,

841
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 16: how could you not call me back?

842
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 4: Yeahsposed to be.

843
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 16: Like, what do you possibly have going on outside of

844
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 16: what you told me?

845
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 5: Okay, I have a cat.

846
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: Maybe we should dial down some of this language when

847
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: we actually get him on the phone, but we're gonna

848
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: call him. We'll try and stoke that fire back up

849
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: and not too brightly when we do your second date update.

850
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: Right after this, Okay, hold on second date update. I

851
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: got the strangest text message from the Academy of Radio

852
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: Broadcasters saying we just hit a new radio record for

853
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: saying the word fireplace in a second over fifteen thousand times.

854
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 4: We know what we're looking for, Jeff.

855
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm only gonna say it once more because

856
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: our listener Alice used that term as a simple analogy

857
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: for what she's looking for in her romantic partner. She

858
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: learned she needs to stop chasing fire crackers and start

859
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: looking for her fire place.

860
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 4: What if you do, don't chase waterfalls either. We'll just

861
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 4: put it in there.

862
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: We don't need anymore analogies thrown. Basically, it's stopped looking

863
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: for the exciting guy who gives you butterflies, start looking

864
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: for the safe option.

865
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, settle, kind of not really.

866
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 6: I mean it's just like, yeah, just don't look for

867
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 6: the stuff that's going to fizzle out really quick.

868
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're looking for that feeling that's going to make

869
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: you feel like you're at home.

870
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 4: Yeah.

871
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: And now that she went down that road, the fireplace

872
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: is leaving her on red. Yeah, I said fireplace again.

873
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 5: I'm not going to say it anymore.

874
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 4: We can't break our own record.

875
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like our wood soggy. It just won't you know.

876
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, now that's how you feel him before we call

877
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 5: him here.

878
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 11: I'm feeling pretty good.

879
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 10: I'm just hoping to figure out why I haven't heard

880
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 10: back from Paul.

881
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 4: I like that you still have hope, but not too much.

882
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 6: I mean, it's like you're like shifting everything to try

883
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 6: to find the thing that you're supposed to have, and

884
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 6: even that is a struggle right now.

885
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 4: But I don't think it will be at the end

886
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 4: of this I hope.

887
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 10: So yeah, we all do.

888
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: It's interesting we're going to be calling a boring guy

889
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: for a radio segment here. Not the best reading strategy

890
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: on our part, but you know what, let's dial him

891
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: up anyway, stay tuned.

892
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: We've got a crackling fireplaces.

893
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: Hopefully we can squeeze a little bit of this.

894
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 19: But here we go.

895
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Paul.

896
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 19: This is Paul.

897
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 4: Not that we wanted you to come hot out of

898
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 4: the gate or anything.

899
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: Morning friend.

900
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 5: First of all, thank you so much for answering this

901
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 5: number that I'm sure you didn't recognize it.

902
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 2: Well, strangers, we know.

903
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 5: We're a radio station called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

904
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, nice, Okay, let's keep this going because what

905
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: we're doing here is called a second date update, and

906
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: we're trying to help out one of our listeners that

907
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: you actually went out to dinner with a few nights ago,

908
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: and she had a really nice time with you.

909
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 5: Her name is Alice.

910
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, good old Alice.

911
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, Well, we'd like to open it up to

912
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: you for a second and tell us what you thought

913
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: about the date.

914
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 5: Which thought about Alice?

915
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 16: Uh?

916
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 15: What what is this for?

917
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: Well, it's a second ate update. Basically, Alice has reached

918
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: out to us because she told us a little bit

919
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 1: about your night together.

920
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 5: She had a great time. How was it for you?

921
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 15: I'm just not really sure how the date went. I

922
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 15: guess I don't uh, I don't know. I don't get

923
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 15: I don't get a lot of matches. So I was

924
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 15: pretty nervous. That's been a long time doing my hair.

925
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 16: And.

926
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 5: It makes feel better. She said that she was nervous

927
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 5: to meet up with you too.

928
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

929
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 15: I told her joke at one point and it kind

930
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 15: of failed but kind of worked at the same time.

931
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 15: I'm not really sure.

932
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 4: Did you tell her?

933
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 5: Are you talking about the magic trick joke?

934
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 15: Yeah?

935
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, she told us that.

936
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're funny. It was good. Okay, that's a compliment.

937
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: I feel good about that.

938
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 4: Why would you not be calling her back? And why

939
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 4: wouldn't you be excited right now, like we're telling you

940
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 4: it was a good date.

941
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 15: I didn't know. I just didn't know how to feel

942
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 15: about it. And then we did talk about going out again,

943
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 15: but she was talking about acts throwing and I don't

944
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 15: know about dad going out into the woods and throwing axes.

945
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 15: That seemed dangerous.

946
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I understand you. You haven't dated in a while. Yeah,

947
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: it was like you might you might not know this,

948
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: but they actually have places set up where you're supposed

949
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: to go indoors in the city and throw axes at

950
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: the wall at like targets.

951
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 4: You don't even have to date to know that.

952
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 5: I never heard of that.

953
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 15: I thought it was sounded kind of like a liability.

954
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 9: Uh, you're going to be fine.

955
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 4: Man, You're going to be fine. This is going to

956
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 4: be a relief to her. So you just weren't calling

957
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 4: her back because you didn't think she liked you. You're

958
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 4: just confused and you were scared throwing.

959
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, I guess that's kind of the gift.

960
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: You know, it was probably really really relieved to hear

961
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: you say all those things. Is Alice, who is on

962
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: the other line right now wanting to talk to you.

963
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 16: Hi, Paul, how are you.

964
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 15: I I'm good.

965
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 5: You could hear the smile.

966
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 16: That it's good to hear your voice. Paul, I was

967
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 16: wondering why I hadn't heard back from you.

968
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 15: I'm sorry. I guess I was just kind of unsure.

969
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 15: I don't really know if you wanted to go out

970
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 15: again or it went well.

971
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: Well.

972
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: I think the axe throwing idea really scared him off there,

973
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: Alice like that.

974
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 5: You're not married to that as.

975
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 16: The next day, you know, like we could, there was

976
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 16: always other activities that we could do, would be would

977
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 16: be good.

978
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 15: I tend to be a bleeder.

979
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: Okay, but you might must feel good like you understand,

980
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: like Alice. Alice likes you, right, Alice, you can even

981
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: tell him yourself. Now, we don't have to be your voice.

982
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 16: Well, I really had a great time with you when

983
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 16: we had dinner. I think the conversation was pretty good.

984
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 16: I don't know if maybe you might have been a

985
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,399
Speaker 16: little anxious, but I mean if you were, I couldn't tell.

986
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 4: Your confidence has to be through the roof right now, right.

987
00:46:55,560 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: Paul, Yeah, good, alright, Okay, that's tried to up for that.

988
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 2: And he knocked it down.

989
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 19: All right.

990
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 5: I mean I think that you guys should give it

991
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 5: one more show.

992
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: Think that you choose like a safe activity for you

993
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: two to do no sharp objects anywhere around ballroom, bowling, bowling.

994
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we could do that. You could come

995
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 15: to my collection collection.

996
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 5: What collection?

997
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 3: The collection?

998
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 15: Huh oh? I collect antique gynecological chairs.

999
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 2: I don't know what.

1000
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 4: Did you say, gynocological like with the stirrup feet.

1001
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 2: I heard nacological like a dinosaur, like a O. B.

1002
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 11: G Y N chair.

1003
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, but like they're from the eighteen hundreds, you collect those? Yeah,

1004
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 15: they're real kind of fascinating. Actually, you know.

1005
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 4: Why are the fascinating?

1006
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 14: Paul?

1007
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean it's that period is kind of, you know,

1008
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 15: really interesting.

1009
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 4: Not a great period in women.

1010
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 1: It was the experimental thing is they're trying to figure

1011
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: out what's going.

1012
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 10: On now.

1013
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 6: They did not know.

1014
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 4: That's a little How are you feeling about that?

1015
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 16: That's a that's a little bit odd.

1016
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: Well, I think maybe the question we need to ask

1017
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: is do you feel like you have butterflies right now?

1018
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 5: Alice?

1019
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 11: Oh hope not.

1020
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,280
Speaker 1: Well, that's a good sign for you. That's the opposite

1021
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: of what you're looking for. So we would love to

1022
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: send you Twoe out on another date. Wow, Paul will

1023
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: pay for this date if you're willing to meet up

1024
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: with Alice.

1025
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 15: Yeah, that sounds great.

1026
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: Okay, yes from Paul, Alice, you're still up for it.

1027
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to go to his house. You don't

1028
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: have to see the collection.

1029
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 6: I'll see maybe you can see pictures of his collection

1030
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 6: first and then judge from there if there's a third day.

1031
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 10: Yes, I think that's what I would need to have

1032
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 10: a visual of the collection of the dynacological chair.

1033
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 4: Let's not say that word.

1034
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: Take some photos of your collection and text them over

1035
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: and then we'll send you guys out again on a date.

1036
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 15: Okay, I'll send a link to my website. I'm kind

1037
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 15: of excited.

1038
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, the whole firecracker fireplace

1039
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: thing needs to come with an asterisk now, right, because

1040
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: the quote safe quiet, introvert also might have some secret

1041
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: firecracker tendency.

1042
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 4: Are you saying might burn your house down?

1043
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1044
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that that's what it is. Get it

1045
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 4: is what you need to do. I think it's more

1046
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 4: of a bonfire situation.

1047
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 1: Maybe not good. Well, you did get them a second

1048
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: date though, maybe.

1049
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 6: We found out some stuff okay if she says it's bad, though,

1050
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 6: if she goes, we need to do a safety check afterwards,

1051
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 6: just to.

1052
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: Make sure he's a history buff. He's not actually doing

1053
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: any examinations with that stuff. He's a collector of old goods.

1054
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 4: Yay.

1055
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, the one that walks down at Dark Alley at

1056
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 6: two am and says nothing bad is gonna happen.

1057
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 2: Ladies, why are you running? I'm a collector of old goods.

1058
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1059
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 5: I want to go to his house and see all

1060
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 5: the guy in coological chairs.

1061
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 3: I bet they're cool.

1062
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh, let's wrap myself into you.

1063
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 4: Do that, jeff Oh yeah, maybe go check it out

1064
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 4: for her first.

1065
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 12: I will.

1066
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: That's the lengths I'm willing to go through for our listeners.

1067
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 4: So you will put your foot up in stirrups.

1068
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 10: I will.

1069
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: I'll keep that in mind when you email us asking

1070
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 1: for help with your love life, we'll call that person

1071
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: who won't call you back and go check out all

1072
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: of our second dates wherever you get your podcast at

1073
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey.

1074
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1075
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's anything sadder than walking along

1076
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: the street in your neighborhood and seeing a missing poster.

1077
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 4: Oh sad.

1078
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: Just the other day I passed one that said missing

1079
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: dark hair, six foot wife rarely lets him outside. And

1080
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: of course Brook's phone number was right there on the

1081
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: pole tabs on the bottom. Clearly he got away.

1082
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 4: Well I put six foot because he's actually six one.

1083
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 4: I was hoping nobody would find it.

1084
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: Of your life run away from you. Maybe not if

1085
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 1: you turn to Craigslist and write a post about them.

1086
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: Who knows what could happen. In fact, there could be

1087
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: someone out there desperately searching for you.

1088
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 2: Is Michael also on Frank Maybe.

1089
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 1: When we read a brand new batch of misconnections coming

1090
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: up kit Misconnections, that was staring There's only two places

1091
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: to find true love in this world. One is at

1092
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: the lumberyard after dark, when you ask the foreman what

1093
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: type of wood he has to offer. The second place,

1094
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: the second place is at that same lumberyard when the

1095
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 1: foreman asked you back, what type of wood you bring

1096
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: for me?

1097
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 5: Good night? At that lumberyard.

1098
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And there's actually a third place where you

1099
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: can find love. It's on Craigslist, the lumberyard of the Internet.

1100
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: We scour that website every week to find the best

1101
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

1102
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: love at First height Man for Woman thirties Hot air

1103
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: Balloon Ride my god, it says hi, or should I

1104
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: say Hi, I get a hot air balloon joke trying

1105
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: not to laugh. We were in the same group that

1106
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: won the hot air balloon at the charity auction.

1107
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 4: Oh wow, a race for a second, I get it now.

1108
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 4: The experience.

1109
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: At first, I felt awkward being the only man in

1110
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: a basket full of women. But then I noticed that

1111
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: all of you had on the same t shirts that

1112
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 1: said f y F, which I later learned stood for

1113
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: face your fears. Oh my goodness. As we went up higher,

1114
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: more of you laid on the bottom of the basket.

1115
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 4: And cried, oh oh, I mean the fear still there.

1116
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: I didn't mind, though, because you were the cutest and

1117
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: the last one left standing. Oh yeah, so funny. At

1118
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: one point I made my way over to you, and

1119
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: I may have stepped on a hand or two in

1120
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: the process. Sorry, but you must have felt comfortable around

1121
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: me because you held onto my arms so tight I

1122
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: thought you were taking my blood pressure. Okay, so flirty.

1123
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 4: Flirting sir, literally thinking she's going.

1124
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: To die I tried to to know you in between

1125
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: your screams and shakes, but it was a challenge.

1126
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 4: So what do you like to do on the weekend?

1127
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: Just terrified after you threw up over the side. I

1128
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: even tried to make you smile by yelling free bird food.

1129
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh kind of funny. Ninety minutes later, we took in

1130
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: the stunning views as I held your hair back. If

1131
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, I'm not sure what was more colorful,

1132
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: the sunset or the contents of your big lunch. Jolly

1133
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:32,959
Speaker 1: sup question mark.

1134
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 4: No, No, it's just liquid when it comes out, sir.

1135
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: I never expected such a connection would occur for me

1136
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: five thousand feet above the ground, but it did. Maybe

1137
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 1: we do it again for our second date. The lady

1138
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: running the balloon felt bad for me and gave me

1139
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: a free companion pass.

1140
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 4: Oh wait, wow, bad for him. It was the other

1141
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 4: women that the.

1142
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: Side geez that signed adam, Oh.

1143
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 4: Wow, you found one that doesn't mind a pugert.

1144
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled type O officially Smitten Woman

1145
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 1: for Man Forty's blood Mobile.

1146
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 5: Says you might remember me.

1147
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: I was the dark haired, divorced soccer mom with the

1148
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: green windbreaker that smelled like banana fruit. Lest I took

1149
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: a break from watching my kid's game to do the

1150
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:39,479
Speaker 1: right thing and give some blood. Child's game.

1151
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 4: I mean they're playing, there's a coach there. It's not

1152
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 4: like they're abandoning their kids.

1153
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: Sure, she says, I'm glad I did because I met you. Yeah,

1154
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Normally I hate needles, but with muscles

1155
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: like that, I could tell you had experience poking people. Okay,

1156
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: and boy did I need to be poked.

1157
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 4: Oh Okay.

1158
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: Sitting in that tiny space with you reminded me of

1159
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: my old Honda Odyssey that I got rid of a

1160
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: couple of years ago after my third kid.

1161
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 11: Oh.

1162
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: I tried focusing on your gorgeous blue eyes while you

1163
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: were strapping me in, but my fight or flight instinct

1164
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: took over. Did I really kick you in the temple

1165
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: or was that just a dream? Sorry? If that happened.

1166
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: The good thing is I got through it, and at

1167
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: the end you offered me a cookie.

1168
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best part of giving blood.

1169
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: Funny, I was thinking I could give you the same thing. Okay,

1170
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: and mine is oatmeal raisin. I'll swing by next weekend.

1171
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: If you're working, make sure that little blood bless has

1172
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: a lock on the door.

1173
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 5: That's from Denise.

1174
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 4: I'm still upset about the oatmeal race she could have

1175
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 4: got with even Snickerdoodle.

1176
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: First, let's go to your next misconnection. This is titled

1177
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:06,720
Speaker 1: strings Definitely Attached oh Man for woman twenties subway station.

1178
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 11: Huh.

1179
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: I was performing a duet with my purple Russian muppet even.

1180
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 3: The furrible Oh yeah.

1181
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: When I saw you, you were the stunning brunette that

1182
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,959
Speaker 1: threw her heel at the subway car after you missed

1183
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: your train.

1184
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 11: Ah.

1185
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: You stared at me and screamed something about the sephora

1186
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: closing soon.

1187
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 5: I was speechless.

1188
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: Luckily, somebody broke the tension when Ivan asked, what can

1189
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: I help you? You came closer, and that gave us

1190
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: an opportunity to perform one of our most popular skits,

1191
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: Putin and Stalin stuck in an elevator, Back and forth

1192
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: we went, me with my Russian hat and Ivan with

1193
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: his military uniform, discussing political purges amidst agricultural collectivisation.

1194
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 4: Oh it sounds boring.

1195
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: So many laughs. It was a hoot, and you seemed

1196
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: slightly amused. But you may have been drunk. When the

1197
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: next train arrived, you tried to give Ivan a smooch,

1198
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: but your knockoff product got caught on his strings. I tugged, you, tugged,

1199
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: Ivan even tugged. Finally, the strings on his hands gave way,

1200
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: like the crumbling of the Berlin Wall. You got on

1201
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: the train and said it was the weirdest night of

1202
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: your life. Quite the compliment. Reply back, and I'll tell

1203
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: you date and time of our next subway platform performance.

1204
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: That signed Alexi.

1205
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 4: I thought he thought he wanted to go out with her.

1206
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 4: He just wants another audience member.

1207
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

1208
00:58:54,520 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, Malia is.

1209
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 5: Back to take on Brooks. She's owing one against you

1210
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 5: all time.

1211
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Malia works at a law firm that is

1212
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: always busy with listener complaints against a certain host. Now,

1213
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: most listeners, when they're not happy, don't actually hire a

1214
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: law firm to take it on. You have to be very,

1215
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: very passionate, and you're disdained for certain radio hosts to

1216
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: hire them. I mean, Alia, you're not calling to play

1217
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: right now, you're calling to subpoena brook right, Yeah, Okay.

1218
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 4: So you're gonna serve me papers or so. How does

1219
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 4: that work? I've never been served.

1220
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: You get served, You're about to find out right after

1221
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: the game is over, She's gonna serve you. Yeah, lawyer

1222
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: in yeh.

1223
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 4: She's actually on her cell phone.

1224
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: Brook, leave the studio, Malia. You know the game works.

1225
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1226
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: If you don't, I know when you can say past.

1227
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1228
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: to win. Are you ready?

1229
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 15: Yes, I'm ready?

1230
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 5: Good luck?

1231
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Country star Darius Rucker turns fifty

1232
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,479
Speaker 1: eight today. In the nineties, he was the lead singer

1233
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: of What popular band the film rating NC seventeen stands

1234
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: for what. Hematology is a branch of medicine that studies what.

1235
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 16: What.

1236
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: Athlete Novak Djokovic holds multiple records in which sport how

1237
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: many zeros are in one trillion?

1238
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 19: Eight?

1239
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 5: Alright, Maliah, well done.

1240
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: Brook's gonna come back into the studio here and let's

1241
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: see fun facts we should know about Malia.

1242
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 5: According to my phone screener, she starts law.

1243
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: School in September, and soon she's going to be going

1244
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: to Alaska to visit her mom.

1245
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 4: Yay, cool?

1246
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 2: Does your mom know you're visiting? Are you chasing her?

1247
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 16: She bought my plane ticket.

1248
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 6: Okay, so she tried to get She's guilty in you

1249
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 6: because you haven't gone and visited often enough.

1250
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 16: Yeah. Yeah.

1251
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 4: What do you like to do with your mom when

1252
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 4: you go here?

1253
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 16: We cook a lot.

1254
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 5: Well, that should be a fun trip. But is it

1255
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 5: your mom's birthday or something?

1256
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 16: Yeah?

1257
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, the only time Jeffrey sees his mom too.

1258
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, she has one conversation a year and she likes it. Okay,

1259
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: brooksit's turn.

1260
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1261
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.

1262
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Country star Darius Rucker turns fifty

1263
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: eight today. In the nineties, he was the lead singer

1264
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: of what popular band. The film rating NC seventeen.

1265
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 6: Stands for what uh not appropriate not no content for

1266
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 6: under seventeen.

1267
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1268
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: Hematology is a branch of medicine that studies what blood.

1269
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 1: Athlete Novak Djokovic holds multiple records in which sport hockey?

1270
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: How many zeros are in one trillion?

1271
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 19: Nine?

1272
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 1: Little Green Sproute is the sidekick to what famous vegetable.

1273
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 4: Mascot oh all Green Giant?

1274
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, oh man, what.

1275
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 5: A game today?

1276
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: Let's go over the scoreboard to see how you both

1277
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 1: did with jose Not.

1278
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 3: I am that where.

1279
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: I think so, Maliah, you got one correct today.

1280
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 8: At least I got one.

1281
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, good attitude.

1282
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 3: Brook.

1283
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah you got three. Oh no, sorry about that, Malia.

1284
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers for everybody. Country star Darius

1285
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: Ruckert turns fifty eight. In the nineties, he was the

1286
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: lead singer of Hoody and the Blowfish.

1287
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love him. I loved him in the nineties.

1288
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 4: I love him now really.

1289
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's read the film.

1290
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 15: Rating.

1291
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: NC seventeen stands for no children under seventeen. Hematology is

1292
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: a branch of medicine that studies blood. Athlete Novak Djokovic

1293
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: holds multiple records in tennis. He was like the number

1294
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: one player for a really, really long time. How many

1295
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: zeros are in one trillion? Twelve zero? That's a lot

1296
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 1: of Little Green Sprout is the sidekick of the Jolly

1297
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: Green Giant. So, Malia, it wasn't enough to beat Brook.

1298
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: But the good news is just we're playing. We're sending

1299
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: you a ten dollars gift card to Starbucks.

1300
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 4: Who Alaska Coffee on us? What's your coffee order?

1301
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 19: Malia?

1302
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 16: I just like to kick pot.

1303
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,919
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love to You're a small child

1304
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 4: on the inside. It's really fun.

1305
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 19: I do love it.

1306
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're awesome. Come back and play again soon. We're

1307
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,919
Speaker 1: gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same time

1308
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 11: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.