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Speaker 1: Finally the answer to the question that we've all been wondering.

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Speaker 2: What is the question Jack in the morning?

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Speaker 1: The question does drinking coffee actually improve your mood and

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Speaker 1: boost your energy?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Oh yeah, I can answer that. Do you want

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Speaker 2: me to not drink it and see what happens?

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Speaker 1: I'm glad all of our top scientists decided to drop

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Speaker 1: everything in order to look into this.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure all the top scientists. I'm sure that that's

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Speaker 2: what they did.

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Speaker 1: Big multi million dollar study was done and after months

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Speaker 1: of research, yes, thousands of cups of coffee drank, science

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Speaker 1: came back with the shocking answer, yes, and they found

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Speaker 1: weird late so long. If only we had drink more

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Speaker 1: coffee sooner than the baby, we would have still had time.

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Speaker 1: But now we gotta do w C I I Which

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Speaker 1: clip is it? Two viral soundbites from the internet, only

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Speaker 1: enough time to.

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Speaker 3: Play one, so long to be late.

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Speaker 1: Let's get right into your choices. Your first option is

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Speaker 1: a sixteen second clip of a cheeky parrot talking to

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Speaker 1: her human owner and their bond is so close they

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Speaker 1: basically sound identical to the chi Or do you want

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Speaker 1: option to a clip of an elderly church choir, a

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Speaker 1: bunch of seventy and eighty year olds attempting to sing

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Speaker 1: hey ya by Outcasts, And let's just say they don't

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Speaker 1: quite nail it. So what's it gonna be? Birds Talking

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Speaker 1: Shop or geriatric hip hop?

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Speaker 4: Alexis, I'm actually gonna go Birds Talking Shot one for

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Speaker 4: the birds Brook you.

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Speaker 2: Know me, I'm picking geriatric hipop.

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Speaker 3: You get the final choice.

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Speaker 1: We hear the sound of a bunch of old people

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Speaker 1: in church trying to sing hey y'ah by outcast?

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Speaker 5: What I can't hear?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 1: I said, what's cooler than being iro?

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Speaker 4: All Right?

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: now ladies, yes, now we are going to break this

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Speaker 1: thing down just a few seconds now.

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Speaker 3: Don't have me break this thing down for nothing. Here

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Speaker 3: me go.

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Speaker 2: Shake shake, shake, shake, shake shake, Say you shake it.

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Speaker 4: Like a polo ride? Oh man, Im I was a wrestler,

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Speaker 4: that'd be my intro music.

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Speaker 2: If I was in that choir, would be like, just

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Speaker 2: kill me.

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Speaker 3: That was which is it?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That hurt my soul.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna move on to something that's gonna hurt

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Speaker 1: literally the shock collar question to day.

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Speaker 3: Send it over.

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Speaker 1: To our digital producer for some healing church worthy questions.

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Speaker 5: Let's do Jake get ready for a high dose of

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Speaker 5: potassium because it's banana Lover's Day.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Today we're celebrating the glorious yellow fruit. That's the number

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Speaker 5: one selling itam at Walmart. It's the most important resource

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Speaker 5: on the show Survivor, and it's the best way to

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Speaker 5: sabotage your enemies in Mario kart oh Man the Humble Banana. Today,

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Speaker 5: we're gonna honor these little curved wands of sunshine by

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Speaker 5: playing a special deal It and peel It edition of.

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Speaker 3: Twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Now you guys can say number one through twenty. I'll

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Speaker 5: ask you a trivia question about bananas. It could be

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Speaker 5: a fruity fun fact or a famous banana from history.

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Speaker 5: You just have to answer correctly to stay in the game. Historical,

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Speaker 5: there's many famous bananas.

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Speaker 3: Don't laugh, broke.

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Speaker 5: We'll start police take the banana seriously. We'll start with

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Speaker 5: the woman who proudly dyes her hair a bright banana yellow.

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Speaker 5: That's Alexis, number seven.

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Speaker 3: Alexis.

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Speaker 5: This type of banana isn't really yellow, it's green until

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Speaker 5: it's ready for toast. Smoothies or starring in slapstick cartoons.

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Speaker 5: What kind of banana is that?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 5: I love a plantain chip, so maybe we got a plantain.

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Speaker 5: That's all I know, Alexis is plantain. It's starts here.

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Speaker 5: It's less sweet. It's actually technically a vegetable masquerading a fruit. Alexis,

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Speaker 5: could you name any other type of banana?

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Speaker 3: Or is that the one? Okay, Brook, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Brook.

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Speaker 3: Have you prepared for Banana Lover's Day?

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Speaker 2: Well? I ate, don't care.

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Speaker 5: Brook Number seven has been chosen. Brook, how an a

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Speaker 5: different number eight? Number eight?

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Speaker 3: Brook?

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Speaker 5: This country is the world's top producer of bananas, meaning

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Speaker 5: they probably have more bananas from than people. And that's

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Speaker 5: saying something. What country am I talking about?

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Speaker 2: It's very populated. It's got to be in South America.

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Speaker 4: Jamaica used to be a big banana producer. My husband

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Speaker 4: lived with an old banana farmer there.

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Speaker 1: I like when it doesn't know the answer to the question,

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Speaker 1: because then she starts spinning fun facts about other things

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Speaker 1: that aren't really related.

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Speaker 2: To farm did missus Edwards?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But what about the country that produces the most bananas?

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Speaker 4: I feel like he said populated so I'm gonna go

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Speaker 4: with populations high in Brazil.

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Speaker 3: Ye Brook said Brazil. I'm sorry, Brooke.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I forgot to read you a hint I had

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Speaker 5: here that's not in the Western Hemisphere. I just have

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Speaker 5: bananas on the brain.

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Speaker 3: I forgot your hints to India. It's India, Brook. That

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Speaker 3: would have helped. At least you got that great story

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Speaker 3: about Brook's husband.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Missus Edwards was a batty.

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Speaker 5: Piece to all the batties chosen number nine. We're going

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Speaker 5: in order.

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Speaker 2: About all the batties that we've lost.

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Speaker 5: There's the world record for the fastest time to appeel

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Speaker 5: and eat a banana while blind folded.

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Speaker 3: Whoa how many seconds is that record?

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's Jeff's new challenge.

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Speaker 4: He tried the Capri son blind folded opening a banana.

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Speaker 1: Let me do it right now, one and a half seconds,

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Speaker 1: exactly half.

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Speaker 5: I'll give you a whole second. Two Yeah, yeah, you're

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Speaker 5: saying two seconds.

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Speaker 3: It's incorrect.

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Speaker 5: I would have taken four seconds, because the record is

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Speaker 5: four point one eight seconds.

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Speaker 2: Is that was swallowing it too?

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Speaker 3: I believe?

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Speaker 2: So wait, how that person's popular on Tinder?

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Speaker 5: On the show, Jeffrey, it's down to you, Jeffrey. You

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Speaker 5: have to get this right. Otherwise Alexis, who admittedly only

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Speaker 5: knows two types of bananas, win either even more.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she could name other than the plantain.

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Speaker 5: I could name a million, but we don't have time. Jeffrey, seven, eight,

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Speaker 5: and nine have been chosen.

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Speaker 3: I need a number from you me eleven, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: A bunch of bananas is actually called a bunch in

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Speaker 5: proper banana science.

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Speaker 3: It has a fancy name. What is it? Wow?

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Speaker 2: I know this?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't think I know it. Brooke, Let's

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Speaker 1: hear a fun fact about your life.

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Speaker 2: Hurry well, I will say.

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Speaker 4: Another connection to bananas I have is my son has

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Speaker 4: just declared that he wants to dress up as a

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Speaker 4: banana warrior for Halloween.

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Speaker 2: I asked him if that's already a character. He said no,

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Speaker 2: he's just making it out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, perfect killed, just enough time for me to answer.

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Speaker 1: A bushel of banana blush.

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Speaker 3: It's a hand, Jose.

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Speaker 1: Because your hand looks like little banana fingers.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, mine swollen like that, and bananas are called fingers,

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Speaker 5: which means alexis planteen. Alexis has one Today's issue olenty

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Speaker 5: of twenty.

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Speaker 1: So since Alexis was crowned Banana Queen, she gets to

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Speaker 1: choose who gets shried.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say that. I did not declare her. Well,

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Speaker 3: let's not go that far.

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Speaker 1: I think that's just always been her idol. So Alexis,

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Speaker 1: you get to choose who get shocked? While singing Yellow

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Speaker 1: by cold Play, who's it going to be?

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Speaker 4: I'm sure you have a story about the Songbrook, but

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it. Okay, okay, uh Look

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Speaker 4: at the stars, Look how they shine for you and

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Speaker 4: everything that you do.

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Speaker 2: They were all yellow.

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Speaker 1: But look we're back with that church choir again. Ask

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Speaker 1: your shock collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 1: phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,