Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm
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Speaker 3: I mean, let me be let me real, because you
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Speaker 4: That's that's prove you don't.
Speaker 2: That's objective. Yeah, you get me in the right light.
Speaker 1: Baby, you gotta see it from underneath.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to gentiles and little mamas alike, Welcome to another
Speaker 2: phenomenal episode. And my mama told me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theories and we finally work to prove that yes, Jesus
Speaker 2: Christ is black, but black in the way that logic
Speaker 2: is black. You don't want him saying the end word.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody like that. It gets real uncomfortable. We don't
Speaker 2: even really believe it. No, you don't come on that
Speaker 2: ain't that ain't the black we were dreaming of. It
Speaker 2: just is the way of our Lord. I'm Langston Kerman.
Speaker 1: I'm dreaming, boring, that's what you look.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what it is. Man. These are
Speaker 2: cold hard facts. It's not even up for debate. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that. You're okay with him being logic black.
Speaker 1: He's blacker than he is in most of the churches
Speaker 1: that I've been to.
Speaker 2: That's fair. He has a little ethnicity to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one spoonful of chocolate to term the whole glass
Speaker 1: of smoke brown.
Speaker 2: You know, all right, blesslie Versus Perkinson.
Speaker 1: I hear you, my man. You can't do that to be.
Speaker 4: One drop.
Speaker 2: I guess today I'm curious to know where he stands
Speaker 2: on on on the lightest skin Jesus theory. He's great.
Speaker 2: He's a he's a rapper, he's a thinker, he's a
Speaker 2: podcast You know him best from his own podcast Politics.
Speaker 2: We're so glad he's returning to the podcast. Give it
Speaker 2: up for propaganda, West West, y'all?
Speaker 4: Oh dog, oh man, you just finna get a body roll?
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: That's dangerous, just.
Speaker 1: Like a top five songs for me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, noah, for real, man, I was going to derail
Speaker 4: this whole thing with that.
Speaker 1: Any group that has twins, I mean, say what, any
Speaker 1: group that has twins? You know the whispers the two
Speaker 1: little guys were twins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot that they were twins.
Speaker 4: Forgot they were twins.
Speaker 2: The processed that first thing. But you're right, so yeah,
Speaker 2: I know a lot of groups were twins.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of twins. There's the group of the
Speaker 4: twins from Long.
Speaker 2: Beach, Boom Oh, Jagged Edge. They they were twins.
Speaker 1: I think I think Chris Cross was fraternal.
Speaker 2: I thought they were just brothers.
Speaker 4: Do you think they was related?
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: No, man, that sucks both Chris Man, I thought they
Speaker 2: were at least that sucks. That's so disappointing.
Speaker 1: No, I think Jermaine Dupre just met him in a mom.
Speaker 3: I do have theories on light skinned Jesus. Okay, go yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so yeah they did just meeting them all. But my
Speaker 3: theory on life s getting Jesus is I believe as
Speaker 3: big as Africa is, Africa be shrinking. So in my mind,
Speaker 3: I'm like, fam, I'm like a once you cross the
Speaker 3: Sinai Peninsula, I'm like, that's still Africa.
Speaker 4: I don't care what you say, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So like I'm looking at Saudi Arabia, I'm like Yemen,
Speaker 3: Like that's Africa. You know what I'm saying, that that's Africa.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, it's just Africa, you know,
Speaker 3: with some tea, and like you know in Saffron, it's
Speaker 3: Africa with saffron. You feel me so like, and I
Speaker 3: do believe I will say this to your point. It's
Speaker 3: like like I don't know if I want to have
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to have Jesus saying
Speaker 3: the N word in the in the purpose that I
Speaker 3: feel like black cards should have special delegations. So like,
Speaker 3: because there's no way my Nigerian first generation brother could
Speaker 3: ever meet the requirements for an American Black card. But
Speaker 3: for me to look at that man and say he's
Speaker 3: somehow not a black man is upserd. So to me,
Speaker 3: I'm like, they need their own criteria where they have
Speaker 3: things that they can joke about and things they can't
Speaker 3: joke about. Just like there's stuff that we can't joke about.
Speaker 3: You feel me like I can't make no African jokes.
Speaker 2: You're saying it's Delta Premium versus Delta one kind of
Speaker 2: versus Diamond.
Speaker 3: You're still getting a free upgrade. You still can get
Speaker 3: into the lounge and the sky lounge.
Speaker 2: It's a nice experience.
Speaker 4: It's a really nice experience.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't align with your belief now, stage racking Africans,
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: They need their own delegation. I'm like, y'all rules because
Speaker 3: like I can't make no joll of rice. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, Like, that's y'all's thing. I mean, it's
Speaker 3: a simple process.
Speaker 4: No, you would know.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna butcher, just like just like, do not
Speaker 3: ever attempt to make something like don't make don't make magagins,
Speaker 3: don't make the collar greens.
Speaker 1: It's all good.
Speaker 3: Like Daniel Lane, it's cool. I could cook though, I mean,
Speaker 3: I believe you. I mean, I can make ramen.
Speaker 2: But it's not a it's not a question of whether
Speaker 2: or not you are capable of it. As much as this,
Speaker 2: there should be a little bit of a separation between
Speaker 2: church and state as it as it applies to the
Speaker 2: black culture.
Speaker 4: I am going to respect our differences.
Speaker 1: Are we still talking about Jesus?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What's the highest calling here? What's the highest authority within
Speaker 1: this blackness or religion? Which is a complicated question. I
Speaker 1: know that asking the first five minutes.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know what you're trying to play at here, Bory. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you want to make this podcast something else, then
Speaker 2: then just go ahead and say it.
Speaker 4: I need to go ahead and do a little more research,
Speaker 4: and this the direction.
Speaker 2: All right, It is a great question. I don't know
Speaker 2: if any of us can answer that for another person.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, you're making your own choices.
Speaker 3: Sides hemicides black, We're five minutes in. Yeah, black didn't
Speaker 3: exist till the seventeen hunies anyway, So like, let's quick, damn, damn,
Speaker 3: I thought I died a little politics. That's a heavy statement,
Speaker 3: that is, yeah, I thought I stot in politics in WHOA.
Speaker 2: All right, well you want, let's derail all the good
Speaker 2: that you potentially just did with that sentence. Your conspiracy today, yes,
Speaker 2: has absolutely nothing to do with the day ask although
Speaker 2: that's not true. There's a lot of ancient beliefs inside
Speaker 2: of this conspiracy theory. You said, my mama told me
Speaker 2: always wash your chicken.
Speaker 1: Thoroughly.
Speaker 2: Absolutely tell us everything you know about Well.
Speaker 3: See, this was a you know, first of all, thank
Speaker 3: you for having me on the show. Longtime fan, one
Speaker 3: time visitor.
Speaker 4: And and the like.
Speaker 3: What I love about this show is the amount of
Speaker 3: like my father was a black panther, so I swim
Speaker 3: in conspiracy theories as a child. The problem is half
Speaker 3: of them be true, and then it's like and they
Speaker 3: be hell is serious. So I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have to. That's a generous amount, bro.
Speaker 4: Like, I'll tell you my father was a panther.
Speaker 3: He was like he was like he was at the
Speaker 3: UCLA shooting when in the sixties when and he was like,
Speaker 3: the FBI set that up. I was like, okay, dad,
Speaker 3: fam the FBI set it up. You know, so like
Speaker 3: stuff like that. You feel me now. I will say
Speaker 3: this though, I don't have a single auntie or uncle
Speaker 3: that thinks Trump's assassination was real.
Speaker 4: I don't have a single relative that believes it hasn't
Speaker 4: you know what's funny, not a single rel.
Speaker 2: It hasn't come up on the podcast yet. But I
Speaker 2: don't know what you think, Bory, what are you? You
Speaker 2: a believer that that was a real assassination attempt?
Speaker 1: Man? I hate I hate the idea of people claiming
Speaker 1: false flags just because I think it can't do a
Speaker 1: lot of harm. Yeah, that being said, right, it was
Speaker 1: just a he was just on a roof like that,
Speaker 1: Like the checks, the checks and balances that were not
Speaker 1: gone through. For that to happen feels like I have
Speaker 1: a hard time believing that secret services that lacks with security, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, it wasn't like a crazy it was. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like a trained sniper. It was a kid on a
Speaker 1: roof one hundred yards away.
Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, with no no Internet presence whatsoever. It's weird.
Speaker 2: And then the way Trump supposedly took the bullet and
Speaker 2: got up.
Speaker 1: The picture was crazy.
Speaker 2: That picture was hard.
Speaker 7: I was like hard listen ever, Like, damn it, that
Speaker 7: shit hard.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, maybe I should vote for him?
Speaker 2: This is cool.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought the whole rollout was hard. When
Speaker 1: when fifty Trump on bro I.
Speaker 4: Was body many men, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 3: The only thing crazy, The only thing I would say
Speaker 3: plays against the like the conspiracy theory.
Speaker 4: Part of it is the power of just.
Speaker 3: Being like plain oat meal, you know, like vitamin D,
Speaker 3: whole milk, white boy, that you can just walk around
Speaker 3: like nobody's gonna check him. And I believe that because
Speaker 3: he's a little nervous as white, of course nobody's looking
Speaker 3: for him. And he's got a gun. Oh we're in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: Everyone has a gun, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 3: like in my mind, I'm like I could see how
Speaker 3: all until all the way when he was on the roof,
Speaker 3: when they was like fam uh, y'all see home boys there,
Speaker 3: like he could walk freely y'all seeing this, I could
Speaker 3: I believe that, I know you want to y'all like
Speaker 3: you know this, I don't notice niggah, Hey, who know
Speaker 3: cuz like you.
Speaker 2: Know saying, is that y'all man? Because because I'm.
Speaker 1: Cool with you up there up there, I just got
Speaker 1: to with y'all.
Speaker 4: Y'all'm saying, be with y'all. But like, is who mans?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I could see how the possibility that, like, bro,
Speaker 3: I could see that happen where they were just like
Speaker 3: until it was too late to be like oh I oh.
Speaker 2: The one part that that I haven't been able to
Speaker 2: make peace with inside of it being conspiracy is the
Speaker 2: additional person dying. That's like everything else I can kind
Speaker 2: of find a way of reasoning into how all of
Speaker 2: this could be fraudulent, but that person dying is a
Speaker 2: lot harder to figure out of being like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know maybe, but yeah, So washing chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as I'm saying, I couldn't even remember how we
Speaker 2: found ourselves there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, these are one of many things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm grateful. Don't let that make you feel any doubt.
Speaker 2: I'm grateful we got there. But please tell me about
Speaker 2: the washing chicken.
Speaker 3: It just it seems so logical to me, Like and
Speaker 3: you open up a package and the thing is it's like, look, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't know how many hands touch this before it
Speaker 3: got into the plastic. You know, I don't I don't
Speaker 3: know that. You know, I don't know how many grossers
Speaker 3: did it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know any of that. And
Speaker 4: then I don't know how tight this thing is sealed.
Speaker 3: And you know, we come from the age where like
Speaker 3: you know, mad Cow's disease and salmonilla and you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, like FDA was like recalling some stuff.
Speaker 3: You feel me, And I'm like, I'm pretty sure y'all
Speaker 3: have talked about this before. I think people under play
Speaker 3: or undervalue because we just don't think about it as much.
Speaker 3: How much Black people value not being musty like we
Speaker 3: are really value clean. You know, you're not hasty, you're not.
Speaker 4: Musty like we're very particular.
Speaker 2: You know, I would say that getting called getting called
Speaker 2: musty is maybe the worst thing that happened to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as a person, if that's your child, Like, if
Speaker 3: your child musty.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that, Like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: he comes home, they're calling me musty.
Speaker 2: Must Truly, I struggle to think of anything someone else
Speaker 2: could say to me that would hurt me more than musty.
Speaker 3: But yeah, nah, like because because everyone can see that
Speaker 3: and smell that you musty. So I'm like this, this
Speaker 3: is objectively we all noticed. So for us, it's like,
Speaker 3: why would that sense of like cleanliness not be a
Speaker 3: part of are we take care of our food? You wash,
Speaker 3: you wash everything else? They don't make those of you
Speaker 3: wash the greens, you wash the vegetables, you wash the fruit.
Speaker 3: Why would I not wash? Like Hell, my grandma, we
Speaker 3: used to get clean clothes before we could put it on.
Speaker 3: She washed the clean clothes or new clothes. She washed
Speaker 3: the new clothes, you know what I'm saying. So like
Speaker 3: it just I don't know. I mean, people you read
Speaker 3: and you know, people dying from like the chicken juice
Speaker 3: on the counter. You feel me like and it's gross.
Speaker 3: It's gross, like just and what's it gonna hurt?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Okay, so maybe it don't do nothing?
Speaker 2: Okay, right, you know, Okay, So so here's where the question.
Speaker 2: I think it's a little complicated, Bory. We've talked about
Speaker 2: this a little bit in the past. When we say wash,
Speaker 2: What do y'all mean by wash?
Speaker 1: I'm not running underwater. Maybe soak it for a little
Speaker 1: bit and then empty it out and then you can
Speaker 1: start cooking. Because I've seen soap online, I think that
Speaker 1: is ill.
Speaker 4: Go bring that up.
Speaker 1: I see some that's that's that's crazy soaping. And again I've.
Speaker 2: Seen soaping, chicken, soaping, vegetables.
Speaker 1: All all kinds.
Speaker 2: Now, we've done literal dish washing liquid on third on
Speaker 2: chicken and ship.
Speaker 1: I don't even like using that on my hands, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too rough for your hands. It's definitely too
Speaker 2: rough for your for your gizzards.
Speaker 3: Now we've done we've done the bacon, soda and water
Speaker 3: like you know, we've done that for like the fruits,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, But not for the not
Speaker 3: for the chicken. For the chicken, it's just running on
Speaker 3: some cold water like rint it off. So I guess
Speaker 3: we say watch we mean rented off.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're you're both specifically imagining a rinsing action rents,
Speaker 2: you talk about washing.
Speaker 1: Rints, and then possibly it's soak for a little bit.
Speaker 2: And when you're soaking, is this just soaking in water? Yea,
Speaker 2: soaking water while you're doing other stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I do think we like because so there's
Speaker 3: like there's levels to this blackness. It's like I lived
Speaker 3: in a part of l A that was like, you know,
Speaker 3: east side of South Central. So it's like the borderlands
Speaker 3: between like the black and Latino neighborhoods. So depending on
Speaker 3: which little me market we went to, how hood or
Speaker 3: not hood that spot is you could make a judgment
Speaker 3: as to like how long you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like store, you you already know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Like right there, I have balon. There was a spout
Speaker 3: right there, I have fifty.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 3: This and should not cost this little like it should
Speaker 3: cost more than this.
Speaker 2: We're gonna to eat this Thursday. It's gonna take a
Speaker 2: long soaker.
Speaker 1: We might as well rested overnight. Not even waters, just
Speaker 1: apple white n white vinegar.
Speaker 7: It's kind of cooking it like a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yea, this chicken savice at this point because this, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't so my mom at least watches all meats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that was gonna be and we we should go
Speaker 2: to break in a second, but that was gonna be.
Speaker 2: My follow up question is is this because it is
Speaker 2: how you were raised to do it? Or was this
Speaker 2: some ship that y'all both found independently, Like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: washing my chicken because.
Speaker 4: I just washed my mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same, same, But like if she's making like stew
Speaker 1: or something like that with like beef chunks or I'll
Speaker 1: be real, goat sometimes that shit's just standing in a
Speaker 1: bowl for a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeahmell, go can smell like goat, gotta smell. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. So like and and you know,
Speaker 3: we you know, when the chitlin's come in the house,
Speaker 3: it's like it's gotta smell. You gotta clean this stuff thoroughly.
Speaker 3: It seems to be all in the same bucket.
Speaker 2: To me, I've never met a black person who didn't
Speaker 2: wash their chicken and meats in general, and so it
Speaker 2: is fascinating and that they're probably out there right there
Speaker 2: probably are black people who ain't. We ain't doing that,
Speaker 2: and so it's it's crazy what look at, look at
Speaker 2: how diverse we truly are. Some of us wash our
Speaker 2: chicken and some don't. Baby, I was watching the high
Speaker 2: jump for the Olympics and there was a Grease, a
Speaker 2: man from Grease, and he had micro braids, and he
Speaker 2: had a silly name, and he probably don't wash his chicken,
Speaker 2: but he probably wasn't good at the high jump.
Speaker 4: I killed it.
Speaker 1: I thought foreigners all watch their chicken. I thought of
Speaker 1: that as being like an American white people think not washing, but.
Speaker 2: Strictly in America that we're the only ones that aren't
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 1: That's what I That's what I thought.
Speaker 3: Chicken that are washing our chicken. You're saying Americans are
Speaker 3: the only ones that don't wash their.
Speaker 2: Chicken, that white people in America ones that do not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many that's that's such a metaphor
Speaker 3: because I'm like, y'all, don't wash your legs, you don't
Speaker 3: use wash blucks? Is that is this an American white Like?
Speaker 3: Why was y'all why y'all like that dirty people saying
Speaker 3: that right and then bragging about it, like wash my
Speaker 3: hair like I wash my hair like once a month.
Speaker 3: I don't have to wash my legs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't hide it or a nothing.
Speaker 1: It's like if you don't wash your legs, there's a
Speaker 1: part of you you don't wash. You get in there
Speaker 1: and you don't finish the job.
Speaker 4: It's covered in skin, covered in skin, Like do you
Speaker 4: wash your pr like part of the same.
Speaker 2: Yes. If the drip down theory is true, the most
Speaker 2: stink is on your legs, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You alo think that the runoff cleans it, then you
Speaker 2: also understand that the most dirt is at your feet.
Speaker 4: Were all the dirt is.
Speaker 3: It's the collective totality of your top half is all own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think your armpits are musty? Your ankles?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to take a break. We're gonna be
Speaker 2: back with more propaganda more.
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Speaker 1: about washing chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you watch you watch your mom washed chicken.
Speaker 2: You wash chicken. Let's imagine a world where you find
Speaker 2: yourself raising children who do not wash chicken, who somehow
Speaker 2: come to you and say, Dad, it's not for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not a chicken washer. How do you feel? How
Speaker 2: do you make peace with that? Well, I'm not eating
Speaker 2: their chicken. So there's that, and there's.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: My wife is first gen Mexican Southern Mexico, Afro Mexican. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so a lot of their culture, Yeah, from the sticks,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. So they practice their practice
Speaker 3: of cooking is a little bit different than mine. That
Speaker 3: being said, she washes her chicken also, so my question
Speaker 3: would be, I don't know where you got this from.
Speaker 4: When you leave, you could cook however you want. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but that's for me in my house.
Speaker 2: Hello, you're gonna wash that chicken?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so my you know, she's ultimately part of the diaspora,
Speaker 3: you know, Acapolcos, Lakeport, you know, so she's granddaddy black
Speaker 3: as hell, you know. But either way, they wash their chicken.
Speaker 3: So it would be like, I don't know where you Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know where you got this from. And when
Speaker 3: you move out, you can cook your chicken whatever you want,
Speaker 3: but ask for me in my house, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like, we gonna we washed our chicken.
Speaker 1: It's a crazy person thing to not wash me Like,
Speaker 1: it's crazy to me that this is even the fact
Speaker 1: that there's a contingent of people who don't do it.
Speaker 1: It's me that's the shit that makes you say, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You just take it out
Speaker 1: and just raw.
Speaker 4: You just and you know what, yes, not only do
Speaker 4: they not do it, they insist that it's worse to
Speaker 4: wash it.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're saying that because my research and you know,
Speaker 2: I like to do a little research on this show
Speaker 2: my research, and I want to be clear, it is
Speaker 2: not my argument. It is just the argument that the
Speaker 2: that the work is making. But they said that according
Speaker 2: to Drexel University, in collaboration with the Partnership for Food
Speaker 2: Safety Education and New Mexico State University, they said that
Speaker 2: in fact, you are not supposed to wash your chicken.
Speaker 2: It is substantially less healthy than washing your chicken.
Speaker 1: Is give me a.
Speaker 2: Reason, Okay, they do have a reason. They say that
Speaker 2: The main I am They say, the main issue is
Speaker 2: that washing raw chicken actually causes the bacteria. Rinsing as
Speaker 2: you all are describing it specifically, causes the bacteria to
Speaker 2: spread throughout your your kitchen. Instead of cleaning it from
Speaker 2: the meat, It like spreads across the chicken, it spreads
Speaker 2: across your counters, the splash zones in general all then
Speaker 2: become contaminated with bacteria.
Speaker 1: And sound what it saying about soaking.
Speaker 2: I think everything that I read implies that soaking does
Speaker 2: not remove any bacteria from it, It only causes it
Speaker 2: to like sit there.
Speaker 4: So let me get this.
Speaker 1: Special university though, what is that? Like a conference that's
Speaker 1: not even a big ten school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm like I was gonna say, first of all,
Speaker 3: let me echo my my grandma, like they don't know
Speaker 3: what they talking about.
Speaker 4: My grandma will say about anything. But I'm a little perplexed.
Speaker 3: So what you're saying is there is bacteria and it's
Speaker 3: better for me to leave it because it might splash
Speaker 3: onto the sink.
Speaker 4: Why't I just wash the sink after I'm done?
Speaker 1: Good point? So good point. Let's go.
Speaker 2: What they suggest is one of the main problems of
Speaker 2: this splash zone that's being described as something that they
Speaker 2: call cross contamination. It means that when you wash your chicken,
Speaker 2: you are then causing this splash zone where you may
Speaker 2: eventually put some of your vegetables, where you may put
Speaker 2: a clean plate, not expecting it to be in this
Speaker 2: sort of salmonella contaminated area, and thus the salmonilla spreads
Speaker 2: on things that you didn't expect it to spread on, now, sporks,
Speaker 2: whatever it might be.
Speaker 1: But I think my point here, at least my point
Speaker 1: here with that is but I'm about to eat the shit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat the shit.
Speaker 4: You're telling me it's better.
Speaker 1: On other shit, but you want me to eat it.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So just ekay. So you're saying, I don't
Speaker 1: scare if you went to a school founded by a
Speaker 1: basketball player.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't again know why they don't think that at
Speaker 2: least some bacteria is being washed off by rinsing the
Speaker 2: chicken and sort of managing your splash zone. But the
Speaker 2: main argument is the possibility of it being a more
Speaker 2: of a spreading of contamination than one that actually removes it.
Speaker 3: Still lost, still lost, because I'm like, so you're saying
Speaker 3: just to consume it, like the chicken has bacteria, and
Speaker 3: they're these professional recommendation is just eat it, just eat
Speaker 3: it dirty.
Speaker 2: Well cook off is yes, okay, So that part I
Speaker 2: can answer to. So they do say that the bacteria
Speaker 2: will not survive at a temperature over one hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty five degrees and so that if you are cooking
Speaker 2: your chicken properly inside and out, and they suggest you
Speaker 2: use a meat thermometer to measure the inside of chicken
Speaker 2: so that you know for sure that it is cooked
Speaker 2: all the way through. Then there no bacteria will survive,
Speaker 2: and there's no chance of you getting or far less
Speaker 2: chance I assume they can't say no chance, but far
Speaker 2: far less chance of you getting salmonella or any other
Speaker 2: sort of food born illness.
Speaker 4: Yad's fair enough.
Speaker 2: Okay, You guys seem like you're starting to maybe change
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 4: You know, because you're saying you still to wash my chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's what I'm asking. It seems like
Speaker 2: you are both like conceding that you're making a mistake
Speaker 2: and then being like, but I ain't about to pretty much,
Speaker 2: I ain't about to not wash my chicken.
Speaker 4: That's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: You know, how much washed chicken I've had in my
Speaker 1: life seems to be going good for me.
Speaker 4: I've never had any sort of numbc bug from my
Speaker 4: own chicken.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, true, Okay, do you wash your chicken? I
Speaker 2: do wash my chicken. I rarely cook. I'll say I
Speaker 2: forgot about it. Not the cook in the household. My
Speaker 2: wife does most of it. In the times that I do,
Speaker 2: I wash the meat largely because I too come from
Speaker 2: lineage of black women who told me that's what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do. But I've never felt passionate about it
Speaker 2: as much as felt like I was meant to be
Speaker 2: doing that because it's the only reasonable way. So I've
Speaker 2: never thought this hard about, like, yes, it has to
Speaker 2: be done, No, it shouldn't be done. Whatever. Here's where
Speaker 2: I think this gets complicated. For me, at least it
Speaker 2: got complicated. I'm curious to hear your thoughts. Washing the
Speaker 2: chicken spreads the bacteria. I can get with that. That
Speaker 2: makes sense to me. Water ain't never killed stink once
Speaker 2: by itself. It needs an assistant. They say you're not
Speaker 2: supposed to soap and water. They're very clear about that.
Speaker 2: Toxic chemicals replacing bacteria. It does not solve the problem.
Speaker 2: They also say vinegar and lime, lemon juice some people use,
Speaker 2: or salt water makes no difference. They say that largely
Speaker 2: is just making your bacteria have like a lemon zest.
Speaker 1: More than that's the thing. They don't want to flavor
Speaker 1: of their bacteria.
Speaker 4: They want they boiled. They boil bacteria.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they wanted to get sick. It's gonna taste like Lowryes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with a head of vinegar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe a splash of Tito Tony's who knows, you
Speaker 1: know on the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is this David's world famous vodka chicken. This is
Speaker 2: no good, no, no Tito, but Tony. I use Tony's
Speaker 2: on all kinds of shit. So so you you are
Speaker 2: not meant to wash it. You're not meant to wash
Speaker 2: it with any like special ingredients. Now here's where they
Speaker 2: get interesting is that they also suggest is that there
Speaker 2: is no need to wash your chicken, as according to
Speaker 2: the FDA regulations, the chicken has already been washed and
Speaker 2: expected several times before this packaged and sent out. And
Speaker 2: that's where I start going, get the fuck out of it.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, I thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Times bro.
Speaker 1: They don't even cut the corners, right, they but they
Speaker 1: watched it.
Speaker 3: I still gotta come in there and cut the corner.
Speaker 3: I still got to peel the skin. There's still so
Speaker 3: much work by the time it gets to my plate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: or to my pot. You're hitting on the topic that
Speaker 3: I want y'all on my show about, which is like,
Speaker 3: did y'all see the Pew research report that said that
Speaker 3: over eighty percent of black people believe the government's conspiring
Speaker 3: against them.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that, but that sounds right, yes, And.
Speaker 3: They're saying that there is a collective feeling among black
Speaker 3: people that all organizations inside the government are conspiring against us.
Speaker 3: So when you tell me black people who wash their
Speaker 3: chicken or the FBA, oh we already watched the baby,
Speaker 3: don't worry about it, I'm like, see, see, yeah, see that.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Also, you have to take in the context with that
Speaker 1: study that the government has conspired against black right, It's like,
Speaker 1: it's not like, that's what problem born of nothing? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe it because it happens that.
Speaker 2: Twenty percent of people who don't are fucking weirdo stupid people, Like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you? They don't need
Speaker 2: the governments trying to kill you.
Speaker 3: That's exactly why I want it's all on the show
Speaker 3: because I was like, my problem with my problem with
Speaker 3: the report.
Speaker 4: Is that's what I was thinking of that.
Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, no, you're tripping, but no, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the FDA somehow wanting me to believe that they they've
Speaker 2: done the right thing. Is nuts. It's it's completely insane. Moreover,
Speaker 2: its suggesting that this chicken don't get dropped on the floor,
Speaker 2: and they don't just like pick it up and package
Speaker 2: like they're talking about that.
Speaker 3: You know that that man, that that man changes his
Speaker 3: gloves every time or even wears him in the first place,
Speaker 3: every time a new chicken coming to the thing.
Speaker 4: That man is not changing his gloves in a dead animal. Fact,
Speaker 4: he's working at den.
Speaker 1: Come on, he's covered in blood.
Speaker 2: He watches murder all day long, just just mammals.
Speaker 1: He smokes cigarettes in those gloves. He smokes a cigarette.
Speaker 1: It goes back.
Speaker 2: He's gotten used to the screams of chickens in the night.
Speaker 4: And you know, you don't even spell it. No, what
Speaker 4: you talking about? Come home?
Speaker 2: You don't even have me to thorough wash. And then
Speaker 2: you think there's an FDA official standing next to him
Speaker 2: writing down whether or not he did a good job.
Speaker 2: Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the wash? You mean?
Speaker 4: He hoses it down, They hit it with the hose,
Speaker 4: so they just rinse it.
Speaker 2: That's nuts.
Speaker 1: Wow. And and also why would they need to watch
Speaker 1: it if it didn't need to be washed, if it
Speaker 1: was clean, why do they got to wash it four times?
Speaker 2: So that's okay? Let's be clear. They're watching it because
Speaker 2: they say that they're removing the skin that was there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're doing so, there's a lot more on it by
Speaker 2: the time it gets to them in his organ I
Speaker 2: like that, You're like, no, pier a chicken. That's the
Speaker 2: way it's meant to be.
Speaker 1: No, I slaughtered a whole chicken. I killed I killed
Speaker 1: tons of chickens. I'm familiar with the chicken killing process.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never I've never slaughtered anything.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you some animals. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I got it me man, I'm a city boy dog.
Speaker 3: I shot prairie dogs a few times and really fell bad.
Speaker 3: And they was like they just like that wasn't for food. True,
Speaker 3: that wasn't for food though, right. No, I have been
Speaker 3: out of a out in a farm in Honduras picking
Speaker 3: some coffee. That's another thing I'm into. And but the
Speaker 3: dude that was running it like introduced us to the lamb.
Speaker 3: We was gonna eat tonight or the next day. I
Speaker 3: was like, bro, don't introduce me. But he introduced me
Speaker 3: to the lamb. And I gotta tell you what, my nigga,
Speaker 3: that was the most delicious baity. I taco I've ever
Speaker 3: had in my life. I was like, this is incredible.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna I don't want to know what I'm
Speaker 3: not that again, Bro, I taste that food's personality.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Bushy.
Speaker 3: I appreciate your sacrifice. Pair really well with this corona.
Speaker 3: But either way, I didn't see the slaughter. I didn't
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm just not buying that that dis government
Speaker 2: facility or organization is really stepping up and doing the
Speaker 2: right thing. It's citizens that feels great.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I don't believe that in any way.
Speaker 2: Right, And so that I think and maybe this, this
Speaker 2: is a good way for us to go into the
Speaker 2: break that I think leaves us with a big question
Speaker 2: of whether or not we trust the the science that
Speaker 2: says that this chicken is spreading lots of bacteria, or
Speaker 2: for trusting the government to have done enough by us
Speaker 2: to just presume that we don't have to intervene in
Speaker 2: some kind of way.
Speaker 4: Word, I still believe.
Speaker 3: I still thoroughly and wholeheartedly believe that you got to
Speaker 3: do something like at some point it's like, look, bro,
Speaker 3: you know, if you you ask it, you're asking too
Speaker 3: much of me to trust so many things that I
Speaker 3: have no control or say over, like I can trust
Speaker 3: myself that you know what I mean? And if and
Speaker 3: if I still get sick because I don't spread salmonila
Speaker 3: across my table.
Speaker 4: Okay, stupid me, But like I did that right, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna clean unprocessed foods just period I trust
Speaker 1: the process, right, like I get it back of flaming hots.
Speaker 1: I know that's clean unprocessed food. I'm washing all of it.
Speaker 1: I'm washing all of it.
Speaker 2: This red number five is clean. It's clean, it's clean.
Speaker 2: Ain't no contaminations in these?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you used to clean things? Chemicals?
Speaker 3: It's already Yeah, this is like I'm already eating. I'm
Speaker 3: already eating the periodic table, so like is what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's real.
Speaker 2: I agree. I think I think it's too it's too
Speaker 2: much to ask for me to trust everybody involved in
Speaker 2: the chicken just off the grip. We're gonna take one
Speaker 2: more break. We're gonna be back with more propaganda, and
Speaker 2: we're gonna keep talking about this, talking about this chicken washing.
Speaker 2: And I got I got a nice surprise for y'all
Speaker 2: with the chicken washing when we come back more.
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Speaker 1: With the big We are back discussing whether or not
Speaker 1: you trust the government or your own goddamn water supply. Damn,
Speaker 1: I don't trust the government. I like, I understand the
Speaker 1: points that you've made. This entire thing. I've listened to them.
Speaker 1: I still am going to watch me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's fair. I think that's fair. And and
Speaker 2: we got a surprise over the break. We learned from
Speaker 2: our producer Olivia that she doesn't wash her chicken. She
Speaker 2: does not, she admitted to us to our faces.
Speaker 4: It was Olivia.
Speaker 1: It was dark days over here at headquarters.
Speaker 2: She told her she didn't wash her chicken. And then
Speaker 2: and then David and I both chatted privately.
Speaker 4: Re evaluated a few things.
Speaker 2: He talked about a few things outside of the group chats.
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 4: Every since that day, I was looking at her different.
Speaker 1: That's actually what he was talking about in that song.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It was like, I don't know washing chicken. I'm fuck
Speaker 1: you the man. You can't come in the house if
Speaker 1: you're not watching.
Speaker 4: Listen, man, what look? I was, go look it all
Speaker 4: ties in. What's the other thing?
Speaker 3: All of my mama sold us you can't eat at
Speaker 3: everybody's house, like you can't eat it everybody you know.
Speaker 3: So like that, there go your proof. It's like, I
Speaker 3: love everything about you, but I think I ordered some
Speaker 3: postman damn.
Speaker 1: Said, do you still I still have some friends where
Speaker 1: I'm not like trying to stuff you know what I
Speaker 1: mean if they're like, like, I'll come over way before dinner,
Speaker 1: but after lunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're staying out.
Speaker 1: Of my mouth.
Speaker 4: You want me to bring something? I saw good, I'll
Speaker 4: bring something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now I think I'm just gonna eat potatoes style of
Speaker 2: the day. Good, bro.
Speaker 1: Honest, that seems like a brutal existence when you meet
Speaker 1: people who's just like, damn, your whole house can't cook,
Speaker 1: nobody in here, nobody in here.
Speaker 2: Or it's like or is that or is that freeing?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like is that kind of nice where you just like
Speaker 2: you don't even know what good is?
Speaker 4: So you it makes no difference to you. That's the
Speaker 4: other thing that I worry about.
Speaker 3: I'm like, none of y'all can taste this, like nobody,
Speaker 3: none of y'all can tell that this is awful.
Speaker 1: It's you. You almost hope that they can't, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's what it can.
Speaker 2: Then that's that's a bad that's a sadder existence.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I have two personal stories around that one. Oh please, okay,
Speaker 3: so again borderlands that I grew up in the First
Speaker 3: like overnight sleepover at a friend's house. That wasn't you know,
Speaker 3: a cousin, you know what I mean. Was two of
Speaker 3: the most pivotal experiences, you know, in all of our neighborhoods.
Speaker 3: You know, there's always like a one or two, like
Speaker 3: white families that just didn't leave during white flight. They
Speaker 3: just happened to stay, you know, so they were there, right.
Speaker 3: So I spent the night over at homy house and
Speaker 3: the next morning was just like, do you want some toast?
Speaker 3: And she brought out wonderbread and I was like, I
Speaker 3: had never seen. It's like, yo, and you already know
Speaker 3: the rules because yo, Mama gave you the same rules
Speaker 3: when you ask somebody house, you got it.
Speaker 4: You gotta eat what they give, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I froze.
Speaker 4: But I was like, what, I don't know? They eat
Speaker 4: this like it was just so like why do y'all
Speaker 4: eat this?
Speaker 2: Like you know?
Speaker 4: So but you know, and I watched my friend like
Speaker 4: scrunch it together and just eat it like this, and
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck? What is he doing?
Speaker 3: Later on, during lunch, this is the one that did it,
Speaker 3: she was like, do you want a hot dog? And
Speaker 3: in my head I heard hot link, you know, so
Speaker 3: I thought, and I was like yeah, And then she
Speaker 3: went and got a pot in boiled.
Speaker 1: Water and I was like, it in that water.
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 2: What is she doing?
Speaker 3: Like y'all like you gotta you know, put yourself in
Speaker 3: third grade how you can hide your confusion when you're watching,
Speaker 3: Like the hell.
Speaker 4: Is she doing?
Speaker 3: And then she threw the thing in there and then
Speaker 3: put the soggy hot dog and I was like did
Speaker 3: she is it cooked?
Speaker 2: Like I think I.
Speaker 4: Specifically remember asking is it done? She was like yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 4: She just gave me a raw hot Like I just
Speaker 4: had never seen. This is how y'all live, you know.
Speaker 4: It almost was like I want you guys to come
Speaker 4: over and let us show you this is how you
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 3: You want to want to burn a link for him
Speaker 3: and like like, bro, you don't have to live like this,
Speaker 3: Like why.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man?
Speaker 4: That was Those are two very pivotal moments in my life.
Speaker 2: First of all, I'm sorry that, uh that you had
Speaker 2: to go through that. I'm glad that you saw the
Speaker 2: other side of it. Yes, and we pray that you
Speaker 2: know you'll find your piece as a life continues forward.
Speaker 1: Amen, Listen. I had a friend like that in my
Speaker 1: high school live down the street because we moved to
Speaker 1: a small town high school mostly white people. And then
Speaker 1: she would admit, it's so crazy because on paper it
Speaker 1: was a good meal. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Like she'd be like, we're having xxxx and X if
Speaker 1: you're read, the whole thing tasted like nothing. Yeah, nothing
Speaker 1: tasted like anything. And gravy tasted like the peas tasted
Speaker 1: like the meat.
Speaker 4: Dry, we dry, warm and warm and cold, just flatty pass.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was crazy, David, are you enjoying your dry?
Speaker 1: And I went over there multiple times and it was
Speaker 1: just every the breakfast tasted like, the lunch tasted like
Speaker 1: the dinner.
Speaker 4: Brought treble, nothing, just it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Elevator music of meals.
Speaker 2: That's man, you both are survivors.
Speaker 3: And and I will say this though you yes, I
Speaker 3: will say this though it prepares you for when you
Speaker 3: grow up, you get to travel, you grow across the world.
Speaker 4: You're already like, Okay, I know everywhere is different.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna learn new things, be willing to try some
Speaker 3: stuff and can have like a genuine like openness that
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, I was prepared for this.
Speaker 3: I know to keep my expectations at a certain level
Speaker 3: and then let myself be surprised.
Speaker 1: Some of those Europeans got bad food. I'm just saying it,
Speaker 1: just awful food, just English.
Speaker 2: Don't go.
Speaker 4: Cut that shit out.
Speaker 1: You're eating beans and tomatoes for breakfast.
Speaker 2: That you put beans on bread?
Speaker 1: What do you? What are you doing?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 1: Would you do that for? You don't even understand the technologies.
Speaker 1: You don't understand either technology.
Speaker 3: What's that about the beans? Is they look like baked beans?
Speaker 3: Like you look down at You're like, all this might
Speaker 3: slap and then you're like, like you said flat eq,
Speaker 3: there's no yep and not even there, there's no what
Speaker 3: what why?
Speaker 4: You tricked me? Yeah? I don't get it. Also, in
Speaker 4: their defense, don't nothing grow there, so that's probably why.
Speaker 1: They got fish.
Speaker 4: They do got fish.
Speaker 2: Look the beans alone, the bread alone, we can figure
Speaker 2: something out. The beans and bread combined.
Speaker 1: That's on you.
Speaker 2: That's like a character flaw inside of you that you
Speaker 2: were like, I'm gonna make these together, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like I get it. Every place ain't got
Speaker 2: the same ship. There's certain things that out of other
Speaker 2: countries that I'm like, that's not for me. But I
Speaker 2: understand how you can get there beans on toast. Yea
Speaker 2: kill yourself?
Speaker 1: Whose idea was that?
Speaker 2: That's nuts?
Speaker 1: Whose idea was?
Speaker 4: And y'all wasn't starving, Like you colonized the planet. Y'all
Speaker 4: wasn't starving. Y'all could have ate whatever you wanted.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that colonized the planet for spice. They
Speaker 1: hit that spice trade and went craziest they did. They
Speaker 1: found out there was curry in Asia, and now everything's.
Speaker 3: Fucked initiation to make their food better. Then, like, I
Speaker 3: don't understand you crashed on the planet.
Speaker 1: Because they were very white about it. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: enjoy it over here, don't bring it back home.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's just my Look, that's just my looking spice.
Speaker 2: I don't I sprinkle that on my porch every morning.
Speaker 4: That's the grain. Hilarious.
Speaker 2: This keeps up the rats at bay.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: Apparently they eat it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: What this paprika, this thedor this is my body?
Speaker 4: That way I could that way I could shower one
Speaker 4: last month.
Speaker 2: This uh, maybe will be the best way for us
Speaker 2: to end. They actually, as part of the part of
Speaker 2: the the article that I read, it sends you to
Speaker 2: a place called fightback dot org, where the Partnership for
Speaker 2: Food Safety Education actually has created a series of videos
Speaker 2: explaining to people why you should not wash your chicken.
Speaker 2: And I thought it would be really fun if we
Speaker 2: watched one of those videos together so we could all
Speaker 2: enjoy it. Absolutely, It's only a minute long, and I
Speaker 2: think we'll get a good, nice kick out of everything
Speaker 2: happening in one of these videos.
Speaker 1: I bet I hate the host.
Speaker 4: I'm already very frustrated.
Speaker 2: Whoever, whatever you think it is, it's different, okay o,
Speaker 2: which I'm excited about. I think you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 2: find that it's real different than you think.
Speaker 8: Let's explore meals are prepared, drinks are poured and spilled,
Speaker 8: and there's always plenty to clean and wash. However, rinsing
Speaker 8: raw poultry contaminates your kitchen with harmful bacteria like Salmonella.
Speaker 8: Bacteria is aerosolized with water when you rinse your chicken,
Speaker 8: which means that bacteria can travel beyond what you can see.
Speaker 8: When you can keep bacteria from spreading, you make the
Speaker 8: kitchen and as clean as possible. This is especially important
Speaker 8: for the high risk members of our family loved ones
Speaker 8: who are younger and older, or those with poor immune systems.
Speaker 8: If they get a food born illness, they're more likely
Speaker 8: to be hospitalized or become very ill. Don't rinse your chicken,
Speaker 8: don't cross contaminate, keep raw juice and chicken away from
Speaker 8: other foods and kitchen items, and cook thoroughly.
Speaker 4: And deeply.
Speaker 1: I will say I was worried it was gonna be
Speaker 1: some kind of a don't wash your chicken rap. So
Speaker 1: wow that this is a step up from what I had.
Speaker 4: That was the furthest thing.
Speaker 3: I am glad it was an animation like that removed
Speaker 3: a lot of the ankst that I was going to
Speaker 3: have about this, because I.
Speaker 1: Was like, they.
Speaker 2: Put they drew black and brown people for that whole
Speaker 2: thing they did.
Speaker 1: They would not.
Speaker 2: Non not one non nigga in that video. They were like,
Speaker 2: we know, we know we're talking to We're not about
Speaker 2: to play with you.
Speaker 1: You know how all those little black girls pouring glasses
Speaker 1: of milk out there, You know how how that's a common.
Speaker 4: Thing, black black girls drinking glasses of milk.
Speaker 2: It's a classic thing in a black household. Do you
Speaker 2: wake up in the morning a little black baby with
Speaker 2: barrets pouring herself a toll glass of milk. Nobody's yelling
Speaker 2: at her or telling her she's allergic. She's just drinking
Speaker 2: the milk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every single one of us is lactos and tolerant.
Speaker 3: Nobody is drinking milk at our house. A glass of
Speaker 3: milk that is that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's risky behavior for sure. Yeah. I I The video
Speaker 2: itself is not nearly as an offensive I don't know,
Speaker 2: exactly defensive. It just is so funny to me that
Speaker 2: they were like, we're not even gonna play around and
Speaker 2: put white people in this ship. They knew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did it as tasteful as they possibly could
Speaker 3: and try to give the visuals of like you see.
Speaker 7: All the ship on all your ship okay, yeah, damn
Speaker 7: baby's baby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just furious, like what else can we tell y'all.
Speaker 2: I will also say that the three other videos sort
Speaker 2: of follow a similar tone, although there is one where
Speaker 2: they tried to be funny and it's not fun I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna pretend like it's funny, but they did try
Speaker 2: to flip the races, so it's the black person telling
Speaker 2: the white person not to worry about the gou and
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, y'all got pushback after that first video.
Speaker 2: I see what happened here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you called us all niggers, and then you got
Speaker 5: you got a little bit of pushback, so you yeah,
Speaker 5: a little whoopsie days see Oh the white man likes
Speaker 5: to watch his She was.
Speaker 3: Like, no, yeah, Jane, Yeah, Janie that's from marketing. Walked
Speaker 3: by and saw the screen and was like uh.
Speaker 2: She says she won't quit, but she is upset.
Speaker 4: I noticed all y'all's drawings that these little black kids.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Janie, we support.
Speaker 4: You, appreciate that doing a large work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we appreciate your contribution.
Speaker 2: So if I if I could wrap this thing up,
Speaker 2: I think what it sounds like is everyone's in agreement
Speaker 2: that the science is probably correct, but none of us
Speaker 2: are in agreement that the government is doing right enough
Speaker 2: by us to not take some extra steps, even if
Speaker 2: those extra steps happen to be leading to our own demise.
Speaker 4: The exact things they asked us not to do, the
Speaker 4: steps we're so.
Speaker 1: I'm calling my shot. No chickens taking me out. That's
Speaker 1: not how I I'm not gonna.
Speaker 4: Die by chicken, not dying by chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, facts, I think we should name that
Speaker 2: the episode I'm not Dying by Chicken. I'm not dying
Speaker 2: by Chicken.
Speaker 1: Also, for the record, there are no at risk members
Speaker 1: of my household. I'm not raising victims.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 4: at risk of what?
Speaker 2: All right? At risk ones we leave in the wilderness somewhere.
Speaker 2: If they come back, then they can be a champion.
Speaker 1: Hard life.
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