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Speaker 1: Jebles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 2: How I ad good? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Re sure do?

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Speaker 2: Oy?

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Speaker 1: My parents do not know this, but like five years ago,

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Speaker 1: I borrowed their car without asking and they wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: had a problem with it. It's not like it was

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Speaker 1: a problem, but I just did it without asking, right,

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Speaker 1: And then I was trying to get to this narrow

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like area to get to like a

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Speaker 1: parking spot that I saw, and I was trying to

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Speaker 1: like wiggle my way through. And I have a little

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Speaker 1: car and my parents have this like escalades it's like

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Speaker 1: really big, and I completely clipped the passenger side mirror

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Speaker 1: like on somebody else's car, like like the whole thing

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Speaker 1: came off and I was a car.

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Speaker 3: So I picked it up off the ground and I

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Speaker 3: was like, okay, her car looks pretty much okay everywhere else.

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Speaker 1: And so I snuck it back hold again and then

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Speaker 1: I found this like silicone in the total you know,

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Speaker 1: the clear like gluey stuff, and then I just kind

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Speaker 1: of glued it back on and when it fell off

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks later, they were like, what the hell?

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Speaker 1: How did this end? Nobody knew about.

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Speaker 2: So you didn't tell them it was you. You just

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Speaker 2: let them think that some weird malfunction happened and the

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Speaker 2: mirror just fell off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally like maybe they got clipped on when they

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Speaker 1: were parked.

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Speaker 2: Things back together. I didn't know you could either. Well

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Speaker 2: you can't really. Well, thank you for telling us little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.